I Made Food I Saw on TikTok

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**its obvious that there is significantly less to do in the world but the one thing that is always there is Tiktok so I made food I saw on Tik tok (okay one dish but still) and I figured yall could come along with me and go on this adventure together....
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My name is Chris Klemens, I live in Los Angeles (before in New York City), and make KZbin videos. They consist of man on the street comedy videos on Sundays interviewing strangers, doing Q and As, and daily comedy vlogs with other KZbinrs like Tana Mongeau, Christine Sydelko, Elle Mills, etc. on Thursdays. Be sure to subscribe for more, and follow me on my social media like Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Tumblr, Snapchat, and more.

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[@carahann5248]

Chris Klemens I love youuu

[@carahann5248]

You’ve inspired me to start my own channel thank you so much for being the best 💜 new video Saturday btw

[@alianasmith9159]

Ily soooooooooooo much 😘😘

[@cozmonea1979]

The potato is green because it's not fully ripe. You can still eat them though. Sometimes they will take longer to cook.

[@hellabay510]

I love your channel! I ALSO love the JUST EGG..I recently discovered it and I can make breakfast burritos again! YAAAY ME! LOL Keep up the great work! You have been my quarantine SAVIOR!

[@taminoll]

Conspiracy theory: he's never actually sold hats lol

[@choochalah]

right? it was all a mirage!!

[@stephaniepapaleo521]

Tami Noll it’s because you’ve never bought his hats 🧢

[@nobody1565]

Stephanie Papaleo have you?

[@kakunkkakunk33]

ahahahaahhahahhahahahhaahhahahahahhahahhhahahahaha!

[@aemrevolution]

This made me laugh so loud I hope I didn’t wake up everyone in the house 😂

[@itsverooo]

"potatoes sometimes be green and I'm like question mark? question mark?" this is the most millenial sentence I've ever heard come out from someone's mouth thank you andrew

[@julies666]

"potatoes sometimes be green and im like ???" fully dead

[@brlbrlbrlprrt423]

"Exposure to light makes potatoes turn green. The green itself isn’t a problem - it’s chlorophyll. But the same conditions that cause the potato to produce chlorophyll also cause it to produce solanine. Solanine is a mild natural toxin that causes nausea and other intestinal upsets. If you get enough of it, it can cause neurological problems. You can’t see solanine but since it accumulates in the same areas as the chlorophyll, it’s easy to know where it is."

[@Ivanascorpiana]

*Chris yelling at Andrew at the top of his lungs:* I WOULD NEVER TO YOU! I WOULD NEVER!!!!

[@JanE-mc5eq]

The lack of potatoes is stressing me Edit: its too late I’m not deleting it

[@jesykahashope]

"'Chris, do a cooking show!' No. It would look like this." That's why you SHOULD do a cooking show tbh

[@katieredding3033]

jesykahope seriously! & he could call it “real life cooking with Chris” haha

[@Corndogsparent]

“Is this blind optimism. I don’t even know.. I don’t. I have no idea.” -Chris... also my therapist in my chart.

[@chrisklemens]

HJAHAHAHAH

[@MoodyKenn]

😭

[@RP-ez2jm]

🤣

[@lizpurcell9685]

chris meets Chrissy Teigen ONE TIME and thinks he’s a chef

[@tedombashi667]

Just posted my first video. I will show you how I failed at making food I saw on Tiktok, and also the instant coffee from TikTok,, lmk how bad is it ... 😫kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKLHo5Z7nMqUg6c

[@abigailwitt3220]

Ted Ombashi I was really bout to go watch your vid but there was nothing there😂

[@22maddiej]

duh bc he is a chef

[@shaleahribas6340]

I swear it’s been 7 months since you’ve had hats😂

[@poopsydo8052]

I really want a hat too

[@tennisrox811]

Way longer lol

[@momorg2867]

I always think he's going to say 'buy my shit' instead of buy my shirts 😅😅

[@yannes.531]

for some reason I read RATS and I then I read the comments and was like oh...

[@parkerallen848]

Chris: I actually have all the Ingredients for this Tomatoes 🍅: ??!

[@mari-lm4ox]

Parker Allen he's too cool for that

[@shannonpyne6986]

Hi Chris. My brother is severely autistic and attends a school for autistic children. It is closed right now and many of the teachers are having to apply for unemployment, etc, and were just trying to make sure when this is all over these kids still have a school to go to. It is called Nashoba Learning Group, and its an amazing place and any donation would help. Thank you.

[@lexxoot]

hope he sees this

[@scorpio427]

A very worthy cause!

[@delightfullydeanna]

Wishing you all the luck!

[@hannahbrown5465]

I ruined 420 likes but this needs to be seen by him ❤️

[@lilymadden9903]

How do u donate?

[@lindsayhoward8989]

"I WOULD NEVER TO YOU! I WOULD NEVER!" "I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS CHEESE FOR A MONTH!" that really felt like a keeping up with the Kardashians moment good job

[@madisonwalsh5294]

“I saw a potato - immediately interested” Why is this an accurate description of my love life 😂😂😂

[@savag3ry]

Yelling at the pan “shut up I’m talking” mood of quarantine life.

[@sweetjade]

Day 101 of harassing Chris Klemens into doing the Bratz challenge

[@TheMocha83]

Alexandria Jade maybe he will actually do it, during the social isolation days!! I for one am so here for it!!! Jenna Marbles could help him 🙌🏽🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@selfloveclub1997]

Fully supporting this campaign

[@djbroake9810]

Day 101? Geez I’ll support it too

[@LauraLaura-mv4xh]

yes Alexandria

[@baffledthoughts1886]

!!!!! chriiiiiiis plsssssss

[@alexis4689]

Andrew quietly whispering "be careful" when Chris was slicing the potato is everything 😭😍

[@mrnibblesmom]

Lex N I literally yelled out “watch your fingers!” 🤣

[@eliezhinojosa9481]

When he said big cat rescue I was like😬

[@chrisklemens]

HAHAHA

[@houseofthedepraved1156]

Chris is the human form of Roger Smith from American Dad

[@lead9538]

Houseofthedepraved omg 🤯😂😂😂

[@mea1564]

I’ve never read anything more true

[@noface978]

omg he IS!!!

[@StellaMcxx]

Chris cooking is oddly therapeutic to watch, he’s so confident in his mistakes. I hope I’ll reach that point one day

[@user-gh3sl9zc5o]

i love how the the first 7 words make this seem like a compliment but then it's just a downhill

[@RP-ez2jm]

A tell that to Bob Ross and his happy accidents, sir/ma'am.

[@StellaMcxx]

This was not an insult to Chris in the slightest 😂 I promise it’s a lighthearted joke 🙌🏽

[@melissalynn5368]

Okay, I am literally over here smoking and watching the vid Chris : “Parsley is, dare i say my favorite herb closest to the OBVIOUS one” Andrew : “Wait, what’s the obvious one?” Chris : *sighs* Andrew : *realization* “o-oh! Sorry Sorry! Me : “okay, but what IS the obvious one? Oregano...?”

[@sewithaile1290]

I still don't know

[@melissalynn5368]

Sewit Haile 😂😂 marijuana

[@calpur6517]

Girl I am doing the same thing and my first thought was “cilantro??” Went right over my head too 😂

[@abigailhassin9867]

This just had to be said: you are iconic.

[@victoriagrewe1061]

"It's getting me five minute craft mad" 😂 YESTERDAY WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON A FIVE MINUTE CRAFT VIDEO NOW ALL MY SUGGESTIONS ARE FIVE MINUTE CRAFT!! 😡

[@definitelynotashark1799]

I started blocking/hiding Five Minute Craft content on Facebook and they just keep finding me these OTHER FIVE MINUTE CRAFT accounts. Like no I already blocked the first one, I don't need to see 5MC for kids/in Spanish/in German/food crafts/in Russian/lifestyle crafts/beauty hacks/in French OH MY GOD.

[@bryh555]

I’ve made a habit of just immediately liking his videos when I open them cause I’m just like “I already know he deserves it before watching this” lmao

[@chrisklemens]

god bless you

[@paigeg5852]

I’m doing terrible! But consider donating to women and children’s centers as a lot of people may be stuck at home with abusers right now :(

[@anonanon7553]

I thought this was gonna be multiple dishes. Turns out he just cooked a potato pancakes for 11 minutes straight

[@aliseasworld2959]

'Didn't know I could bend that low" lol

[@niyatea2159]

Stress level: Chris doing the slicey thing to the potatoes

[@madiwhittaker]

“My BeneDICK is hard as hell”, god I love him 😂 only thing keeping me sane during this quarantine

[@anitaorvarsdottir]

You are my “therapy”😬 like, if I’m crying or just genuinely unhappy, I come and watch your videos because you can make me laugh

[@chrisklemens]

I love you

[@BritL715]

I saw a thing that said "I'm not actually funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking" and I feel like that is Klemens' whole aesthetic 😂 AND I LOVE IT!

[@andreadelira8043]

“I WOULD NEVER!!!” That gave me Tyra banks yelling vibes

[@aagusstinaa]

Chris: talks about charity Me: Why did I never notice that chris had a rose tattoo on his arm?

[@adthomson]

whoa I didnt notice til this comment

[@genieh2409]

Lmao same!

[@gracebaumgartner9629]

You’re really helping me through this loneliness. Thank you.

[@keltieem]

Grace Baumgartner keep your chin up, you got this!

[@samanthaoshea6678]

“OH MY GOD.......I didn’t know I could bend that low😳” - Chris 2020 One of my favourite things I’ve heard during quarantine....

[@Corndogsparent]

I’m 27 days in.. if it doesn’t go in the microwave, it’s not goin in my body at this point.

[@lllewis514]

hey chris this month is Autism awareness month and maybe you should look into Best Buddies. I was apart od Best Buddies all throughout high school and people can be involved as adults as well. It is an amazing program that helps so many people. I would look into it!! Love the video

[@emerald6308]

My two year old daughter was tested for Covid-19 and today we found out it was negative! We are so relieved!

[@chrisklemens]

blessings!!!!!!! so happy to hear

[@perezmyfave8050]

How scary, hope she feels better soon. 🙏🏻

[@emerald6308]

Perez Myfave thank you so much. She is responding well to antibiotics and is acting much happier!

[@perezmyfave8050]

emerald oh good!!! ❤️

[@olivias2414]

It’s not necessarily one organization to donate to, but u should urge people to donate to their local animal shelter/rescue or foster an animal. Fostering is great because u get a quarantine buddy, can spend a lot of time with the animal because most people are off work/school, and the shelter pays for the animals care. With people losing their jobs during the pandemic a lot of people are unable to afford their pets and shelters are overcrowding because of it. They need help!!

[@XanthoGrl]

“Potatoes sometimes be green” is my favorite line in this video

[@rebotyler3164]

I just found you and it couldn’t have come at the best time ever. You are saving my sanity during quarantine. I love you love you love you. Thank you for making me laugh cry.

[@jesslynch94]

“let’s do our part” we love our socially responsible KING

[@CardinalsGirl4]

When potatoes are green they’ve started producing arsenic 🌝

[@katharinefleming-herring3000]

its actually a toxin called solanine.

[@CardinalsGirl4]

@@katharinefleming-herring3000 you win

[@katebattista7400]

#factsimadeup

[@PrudencePours]

“to quote aly and aj: like whoa” I used to BUMP that song omg I’m dying

[@josdabesteva]

"IF I DID THAT I MEAN THAT WOULD CREATE THE FIFTY INDIVIDUAL STATES."

[@yaneliepineda8586]

andrew: potato sometimes be green and i’m like ???? chris: *shocked pikachu face*

[@madisonbarrett8151]

lmaoooo as he was bending i was like "damn he bending LOW" then he whips up with the "i didnt know i could bend that low" lol same chris, same my dude

[@brendaalonso222]

I’m ready for the day that it’ll say “ buy my hats” and there are actually hats and not the “no hats rn lol” 😭😭

[@stephaniepapaleo521]

Brenda Alonso that “rn” it’s iconic in itself

[@PrudencePours]

“We’re skinning this alive!!” ... “I don’t know why I said it like that”

[@livelaughForte]

"I'm not being outlandish this is my literal body in autopilot"

[@mama_monkey]

Chris “I just woke up and realized I’m in the video” I’m so glad I’m not the only person who feels this.

[@tarapaudyal2459]

'honestly im like killing this whole circus maybe carole will be after me' I WHEEZED

[@adamsanxious]

Not Chris having an ad opening with “the do nothing Democrat’s” I-

[@chrisklemens]

thanks for ya money tr*mp

[@ninacipollone1794]

"i would never to you I WOULD NEVER" im CRYING wijengiuwefow

[@izzyalmy5333]

the only thing keeping me alive throughout quarantine

[@lilliandolan8775]

A cause thats important to me: The Womens Intercultural Center in Anthony, New Mexico. The center serves the community of recent immigrants and undocumented folks with classes in citizenship, english, art, etc. They serve to help women and men get another sense of community once leaving their communities when they immigrated to the US. All of the employees are volunteers and they host "Border Awareness Trips" (i had the privilege to do this), and they help bring awareness to what goes on at the border. They could use all financial help as possible!!

[@emilyjayne9606]

Chris is the most relatable person absolutely love him 😂😍

[@cookiemonster4469]

I love how Andrew whispers be careful while Chris is slicing the potato 😂😂 what a good friend

[@Spechie]

ur the only reason i havent lost my mind cus of quarantine

[@jesslynch94]

ugh perfect time to upload I just got off work and am about to smoke a FAT fucking bowl. sending love from toronto 💜✨🥰

[@chrisklemens]

get itttt

[@shayt543]

Toronto Rep!!!! Get lit!!!😊😎😍😍

[@brleme]

“I didn’t know I could bend that low” 😂😂 same

[@susandominguez-torres3716]

“The organization I’m dedicating this video to and that is- Big Cat Rescue” I died 💀

[@madisonparker3538]

“Quarantine day 18” ... oh the good old days

[@Kevin-cr4xv]

Last time I was this early Chris was still doing street interviews

[@denaelilly9795]

chris: “like whoa” ally and AJ are shaking

[@carahann5248]

When you said “tik tok controlling my life once again” I felt that

[@carahann5248]

Mister Physics I mean, my comment was a joke. Also I’m not sure if you were calling me a 13 year old girl? Because I’m also 20. I wasNT raised on technology either...

[@independenttaco8651]

Fun fact: green potatoes are toxic ...little green like that..that gets peeled should be fine

[@Kmmk467]

I couldn’t stop staring at the bottle with the tape that said “ Hand Sanitizer” in bold hand written letters.

[@writerboi4861]

This cause isn’t as prevalent as others, but my brother suffers from duchenne muscular dystrophy- its a lifelong illness with no known cure as of right now. His muscle ability deteriorates over the course of his life, leaving him wheelchair bound and reliant on us for daily life. You can donate to find a cure at cureduchenne.org 💕 I would love to spread more awareness for this illness, as it’s rare and not spoken about as much

[@sarah.phillipa854]

Writer Boi I don’t have any money to donate because I’m 13 😕but I will like so chris might see 💖

[@marieada8134]

thinking this is a late april fools because nothing that hasn't been seasoned can ignite this type of a reaction

[@biasedzombie6819]

I’ve never been more thankful for youtube recommendation You’re such a mood, like who are u, what should I do to have a friend like u lol

[@LittleMissCrista]

"Which is Big Cat Rescue" hahahaha I DIED.

[@juicingjustina]

You’re literally everything !!!!! I love you Chris ♥️‼️🙌🏼 the plant 🌱 based version of the dish looks fire 🔥 and sounded like it too.. ! hahah stay safe cause we all need you 😍✨

[@laurendunkelberger]

“Like WOAH, ive never related to a song more in my life” 😂im crying

[@meganjeanmiller]

1. I’m a healthcare provider employee. I’ve worked 16 days straight and losing my goddamn mind. 2. Please donate to nonprofit organizations in healthcare. I work for Kidspeace (a children’s better life facility). At the National Mental Health Hospital for Children in Orefield, PA (bsicially Allentown/Bethlehem, PA). We have 406 clients on campus and barely any employees due to Covid-19 and no pay raises and working 48-60 hour shifts straight through. We work very hard and care about our clients. They can’t go home or to where they came from because some of their homes are the places that cause their mental disorders. We love you Chris.

[@pandasaysboorawr]

I’m smoking a blunt while watching. I took a hit in your behalf ❤️

[@bnasty4431]

Thanks for doing your part and advocating for women's rights, you're a whole icon boo

[@lolopeep121]

TO QUOTE ALLY AND AJ, “LIKE WOAH”

[@viniceiacarter461]

So late because I just discovered you guys, but Andrew’s little “be careful” whisper while Chris was using the mandolin made my heart happy. I’ve been binge watching Andrew’s videos too. Love the combined energy lol

[@rachelfishkind6916]

This made my day! Thank you and hope you're staying safe (and not going insane)!! ily

[@nixsta]

I always laugh out loud watching you, thank you so much for still rocking your amazing, uniquely you content over this really shitty time x

[@solarsatori]

Andrew: Potatoes sometimes be green and i'm like ?? Chris: Can I cook with it?!!!

[@ceejay4294]

“My Benedict is hard as hell” you’re so clever I died

[@averagedickmoney310]

I didn't get it. Help!

[@RhiannahMay97]

chris i need to know how many times you've seen tiger king. i'm looking for people who've seen it more than me because i feel like a freak. a gross freak and also stupid

[@lucycervantes3999]

“I saw a potato and immediately interested”. Meee😂😂

[@myalachance3615]

it’s so funny watching this almost a year later and him talking about how exhausted he is on day 18 and tiger king 😭 a year later and we’re still going through this

[@symmermisimake1422]

“Shut up I’m talking” - me having flashbacks to my mum yelling at me, and me almost dying of pure fears

[@Megan-colletttttt]

“Day 18” … me watching this today and instantly trying to figure out when you uploaded this 🤣

[@funnylulu2000]

You asked how I am well I’m “essential” so I’m BAD 😂

[@parentaladvisory1634]

Wanna know why the potatoes fell apart? *CAROL FUCKIN BASKIN*

[@kingak3139]

2020 is the longest holiday in the history of holidays 😅

[@evemay7090]

I love your crazy food series- what about a cocktail creation day where the more drinks you make the drunker you get?

[@lucymc6093]

i wonder if chris is trying to smoke his way out of the corona situation

[@beccad43]

Fun fact! Green potatoes are actually toxic, but small amounts should be okay I guess lol

[@charliemelton7478]

"It's definitely no longer a flower." So you're saying you deflowered your potato?

[@MoonFoxASMR]

I saw you start cooking and realized I forgot my ramen on the stove for 20 min.... 😂 So glad I subbed a couple weeks ago.... you saved my ramen. 😘

[@sydneysiegman3187]

i’m actually obsessed w u. thank u for making me laugh even in darkness 🥺

[@mollyolotov]

my birthday is april 20th. someone tell me if thats good or bad. thank you.

[@chelseawhite1062]

Never laughed so hard in my life! Every time I watch your videos they bring a smile to my face! Thank you Chris! 💜

[@emilycolang4702]

I tried to make this the other day! And FAILED MISERABLY. It came out as a potato egg cheese ball, but it tasted good.