I Made Monsters by Playing With Dog Genetics in Wobbledogs

I decided to play God for fun, but the Wobbledogs did not have so much fun
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[@RTGame]

It's been awhile since the last video! I'm not dead, but if you think I have been you should go to my Twitch channel. Everything you see here is highlights from my Twitch, and I've been streaming the past week www.twitch.tv/rtgame

[@Josephine96]

It’s almost like I can still hear him…

[@daandanx]

At least yer alive, that's good... I think?

[@jaymontijo4209]

I cant believe he's not dead This must be a ghost.

[@nightxx7238]

Hope you’re enjoying the break Dan you deserve it ❤️

[@TombstoneTT]

me: huh it hasn't been that long since the last video has it? last video: two weeks ago me: what

[@notdoneyet1361]

A true ironic twist of fate that Wensleydale had eight legs but couldn’t stand on any of them

[@cosmologicalturtle9528]

Didn’t he say he had 7?

[@uraverageskeleton6480]

@@cosmologicalturtle9528 nah he had eight

[@shanellemurrey9300]

@@uraverageskeleton6480 originally before he was hatched I thought they were back to 4 legs

[@bilingualistic8514]

Never thought i'd see the day when "Wensleydale the cheese spider dog" would be a thing. Thanks Dan, i guess...

[@Blue-fg8vt]

It's the peak of life

[@glenngriffon8032]

I nearly pissed myself when I heard "cheese spider"

[@eveakane6563]

Life uh, *life finds a way*

[@Kya_YT]

I read that in Wallace’s voice from Wallace and Gromit and I honestly think that makes this funnier than it needs to be

[@Fallenfantasy174]

now we need fan art

[@mewt5358]

"pup-ate" "It's a spider" Did RT not learn about butterflies in elementary school?

[@The_Jumping_Box]

But these are dogs smh

[@kingthe13]

@@The_Jumping_Box but spiders dont do that ether so thats the point the most they do is shed the exoskeleton

[@BlueEngland]

uuhhh whats a butterflie

[@wy477x]

@@BlueEngland butterfly

[@wy477x]

@@BlueEngland its a stick of butter with wings I think idk

[@rileymeister7793]

Poor bystander: Oh what a cute dog, what's it's name? Can I pet it? Daniel: OH GOD PLEAS NO

[@Diabhork]

Daniel: Do you want to pet my dog? Poor Bystander: OH GOD PLEASE NO Daniel: No, this is Wensleydale. OH GOD PLEASE NO died

[@kristophia7310]

​@@Diabhork poor bystander: hello is this the police yeah I would like to report animal abuse Daniel: that's a good name for a dog

[@just_forxp3367]

I hope Wensleydale is a recurring character. Perfect companion for I Want Die. A dog is man’s best friend

[@radioanon4535]

a cosmic horror is a deformed god's best friend

[@JamUsagi]

Wensleydale is very sheep-like, I imagine Cupcake would have fun obliterating them.

[@yeet_the_children]

I think you mean a cheese spider

[@Jr837_]

Step aside Mint, theres a new pet around

[@lemolea9571]

@@yeet_the_children cheese spider with a dogs face

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

I like how nobody noticed Tofu had five legs. Not four or six, but five. He was just that messed up

[@gyppygirl2021]

Yep, it's possible for dogs to have a missing leg or two, and that just makes it sillier when they get multiple leg pairs :p

[@penyfriendly]

you can get a dog with no legs

[@nerdychocobo]

the fact that he's missing a front leg too, which iirc is rarer than missing a back leg

[@MrLeFluffy1]

On stream we noticed. That's why he chose Tofu - the fifth leg

[@redeye4516]

That's.... *not* his leg....

[@420roachdoggjr]

The entire chat was literally screaming at Dan when he pronounced pupate as pup-ate lmao.

[@EverythingTheorist]

To be fair, he's not quite wrong. They ARE pups.

[@flufflepuffs2425]

English major by the way

[@greenbirdmusic7495]

not gonna lie, Dan was correct, in a way

[@elio6361]

What is it then ? English is not my birth language

[@oliverlarosa8046]

To be fair, it's a pretty niche word if you aren't otherwise familiar with insect life cycles, and I would probably pronounce it as pup-ate as well in the context of this game

[@Dinoman972]

0:43 "Oh, that's not what dogs are supposed to do, is this a spider?" That's... Not what spiders are supposed to do either, I believe.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

That's what butterflies do. And the eggs... Uh...

[@natural20_85]

If you feed them cocoons, they get more mutations. You also get more by petting the cocoon while they're pupating. Just in case you ever give it another go.

[@purpleisdebeste]

"Wensleydale really shows how far we got with this game" Oh buddy that's just the beginning

[@nyctophonik]

wow, didn't think I'd see another Aurora fan here of all channels!

[@purpleisdebeste]

@@nyctophonik What's Aurora?

[@nyctophonik]

@@purpleisdebeste the webcomic your profile picture is from. it's a stock fantasy that plays around with the stereotypical tropes and also tends to get more into the psychology of the characters. It's produced entirely by Red from Overly Sarcastic Productions, I'd recommend you read it.

[@tinycat4963]

Really great comic! It's got a rather simplistic art style but when it wants to be impressive it can be impressive. Not to mention the characters are just really solid overall

[@purpleisdebeste]

@@nyctophonik Oh, that's actually a comprehensive answer! I was expecting you to ask how I had this as my pfp without knowing what aurora was (I've read all of it) but thanks, that's helpful. You should work in marketing.

[@420roachdoggjr]

Dan's realisation that the dog corpses were edible was glorious on stream.

[@iamacoolpersonandicanread4768]

i still firmly believe this game should be tagged "horror" on steam

[@abadhaiku]

tw body horror//

[@kigut7443]

i dont think its that bad, is it?

[@kielyb3027]

This game makes me feel icky lol

[@shimonz8110]

"Where do babies come from mommy?" Well you see Timmy, giant atavistic statues rise from the ground and smash various people together over eggs, and out of the egg babies are born!

[@blakewashington8851]

*Child starts relentlessly crying*

[@theclarkmaster3642]

This feels illegal

[@bilingualistic8514]

When wensleydale was born someone in chat said: "If this isn't illegal where i live im moving"

[@DpLynel]

But that’s the thing! IT IS :)

[@notkoizroi]

it probably is

[@AnesidoraAston]

Good.

[@daandanx]

"Mom, let's buy this dog!!" "No honey, it's illegally bred by an irishman called aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

[@veethebeaniest]

“B-but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is my favourite supplier, Mummy!” “Let’s… just go to the local pet store instead, Lil’ Timmy… don’t speak of AAAAAAAAAAAAA ever again.”

[@purplehaze2358]

0:46 If they behaved like caterpillars (which does actually seem to be a big source of inspiration), that green goo would actually be the transitional form between its juvenile and mature life phases. And opening it that early would kill it. Fun times!

[@123890antonioj]

The eclosion meconium is also accurate!

[@420roachdoggjr]

For those who don't know, when RT tried to breed Tofu and Frantic the game just couldn't comprehend the abominations that were created, so it crashed and lost about 40 minutes of progress. Lesson learned, always save.

[@masansr]

""Progress"?

[@Stolanis]

@@masansr Learning that you should never do something again is a *kind* of progress...

[@minimalgrammar1276]

You comment too much.

[@Blue-fg8vt]

@@masansr theirs also a popular theory that the fun pit was too fun and caused the game to crash

[@darthplagueis13]

I still blame the fun room for that.

[@konfusion297]

Really hope Dan returns to this game and we get to see more of Wensleydale!

[@Blue-fg8vt]

All 20 minutes of Wensleydale's long long life

[@gyppygirl2021]

@@Blue-fg8vt There's a way to extend a dog's lifespan... by cracking open the cores of dead dogs and feeding them to it. Yeah, Wobbledogs may look cute on the surface, but it's extremely messed up. lol

[@Blue-fg8vt]

@@gyppygirl2021 natural 20 minutes + time gained by eating the souls of the fallen*

[@sirsanti8408]

Unus annus

[@nicestpancake]

@@Blue-fg8vt that's about the lifespan of a human, too!

[@ashtonisvibing4763]

the fact that dan got six legs so quickly- another youtuber, therm (who i recommend if you like stardew valley and wobbledogs, plus the occasional terraria) has been playing this game for a while and only recently got spots and tails- and here's dan immediately getting six legs with his first breeding- edit: i am very happy to see that there are some fellow therm fans within the rt crowd

[@thelunarghost_]

I was hoping I'd find another Therm fan here

[@risris.18]

I’m obsessed with therm’s wobbledog wednesdays so seeing rt play this got me excited

[@gyppygirl2021]

Apparently, if you pair two very different-looking dogs in the breeding simulator, it increases the chance that you'll be able to go on and thus reduce stability. Low stability is where all the best mutations happen. I think this was mentioned in Therm's videos too, so yeah, something to keep in mind if you really want to mess with your dogs' genes. :p

[@rhylinzux]

SPOILERS I got one with wings at 2.4 hours. I cannot wait for therm to get one with them, he's the reason I got the game in the first place.

[@amidnightblue]

highly recommend therm for the names of his dogs if nothing else. chigin nutgut, dave, dumpy beth, wet justice, bread, tub of lard, cheescake, slappy joe 😂

[@horsegranola]

“I don’t like the notion of my dogs coming out of an egg” judging by what dan understands about insects, I’m surprised he isn’t willing to accept that dogs come from eggs

[@tammoratya9504]

the fact that every playthrough gets to a tofu eventually is just the wobbledogs way

[@kickerwhitelion7626]

This game inspired Darwin to write the Origin of species, which led to complete rethinking of our ideas about biology. Truly a historical piece.

[@langaurd]

Ah, Dan creating abominations that scare even god. Glad to see nothing has changed.

[@kitsu1379]

I mean, if you think about it, this game is just a condensed dog Predigree maker since it shows all the health issues that can come about if you aren't careful with picking the partners when breeding the dogs when you're looking for specific, desired traits.

[@lizbeffers4761]

This was one of the best streams I have ever watched live. The unpredictability of how cursed things become in Wobbledogs is rivaled only by Bugsnax.

[@RiderLeangle2]

"Welcome to the McDonalds Play Pen" I don't think that's accurate... that was WAAAAY too clean to be a McDonalds PlayPlace

[@emmad4308]

More of a Bunnings vibe then?

[@imperialspy3457]

@@emmad4308 bunnings is mostly just dusty haha.

[@emmad4308]

@@imperialspy3457 it's been a while but I think U are absolutely right

[@probablynx]

can’t believe RT’s playing Wobbledogs, I’ve really enjoyed messing around with this game myself and it’s always a lot of fun to see the abominations other people create!

[@IISheireenII]

Those dog genetics are rather tame for wobbledogs standarts. You can call them monsters if they have 3 heads and only left legs

[@BrotherLongLegs8]

Cerberus

[@dr.loboto1171]

I see a very real possibility of Wensleydale ascending to the rank of channel mascot alongside such legends as I Want Die and Cupcake.

[@K1ttyGam3r]

I had a wobbledog in this game named Goblito. He was smaller than every other pup I had (also had a small-ass head) and had a Squidward nose. He lived longer than some of the juveniles and pups. I cried when he finally died

[@UniQAntiQ]

I've never felt this emotion before nor do I want to feel it again

[@badabing9402]

RT is playing god again. This can only go wrong, as usual.

[@jenniferc.6165]

Going wrong definitely, but fun to watch heck yeah!

[@doadam1409]

I'm not even a quarter of the way in and just Dan talking about burritos on the ground and just in the corner seeing the poor dog in the fan area just blowing in circles is so funny 😭

[@SmoothBrainStuff]

I love wobbledogs but usually have trouble focusing on super long streams of it (cuz it's a bit of a slow game). So this short cut version is very enjoyable

[@LittleParade_]

I'm glad you agree that the best part of this game is breeding the most unstable dogs possible

[@bloob8173]

We need a series of wobbledogs, I want to see what devious experiments RT will put upon dogs with wings or dogs without back legs, or dogs that literally can’t do anything without the players help.

[@dazcarrr]

this game genuinely feels horrifying sometimes

[@BloodyAltima]

Dan... do you know what a butterfly is? Did they kill all of them when they drove the snakes to the sea?

[@alexsiemers7898]

They mistook caterpillars for snakes

[@StickMaster500]

I know Care Less from Sword and Shield decided to combine the regions fossils to make mistakes of nature but this is just taking it too far

[@ob2kenobi388]

Tofu reminds me of the Turret cubes from Portal 2. Just flippin' around with next-to-useless legs.

[@brandonkoh8361]

RTgame: Hates spiders Proceeds to turn dogs into spiders.

[@punkpink975]

I’ve been playing this game so much lately and I was shocked to see one of my favorite KZbin people playing it too! Please play more Wobbledogs! Also, if you keep your dogs in some sort of enclosure (like setting aside one of your rooms or part of a room with the walls) and only feed them one thing consistently, it becomes a lot easier to manage what they evolve into. The poop and body parts cause random mutations, though. Also, the cocoon genes can merge with other genes to improve their functions, but left on their own they can cause leg number mutations and other random things. Hope that helps! So far, I’ve evolved monstrous 12-legged pancake dogs, bee dogs, and fat pink cerberus, and I’m well on my way to having a dog with no legs. This game is a nightmare and it’s beautiful.

[@linkjones6539]

R.I.P Neutral: Died in the Crash; Banished from the timeline, but not from our hearts.

[@Akirameta84]

holy hell, never thought I'd see this game played by a big KZbinr. its so much fun, and really glad to see you back alright

[@filleis6374]

Quite surprised how well you handled wendsley seeing as last time I checked you vere very afraid of spiders. Good going on ya!

[@CelloNum1]

In the beginning RT created the Earth and Middle Earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of RT was hovering over the waters. And RT said, “Let there be dog!,” and there was dog.

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

An alien with no concept of the meaning of dog is what we saw today

[@cameronsalvador4377]

Naming your dog trouble sure does bring a whole new meaning to the phrase “I’m in trouble”

[@LittleSprout73]

i was really hoping he would add a D so it's name would've been "troubled"

[@olioliravioli6619]

You can create creatures from hell and biblically accurate angels in this game.

[@coreylemon]

That dog "breeding" machine had me laughing out loud, goddamn that was good.

[@Mia_SilverWings]

As someone who knows quite some things about genetics and how all this works with the genetic inheritance of the offspring, mutation and evolution, this is painful yet entertaining at the same time.

[@Blue-fg8vt]

Okay wobbledog. Eat your burrito.

[@HB-jw2nj]

1:24 just the fact Dan sounded so genuine in him saying “what the fuck” was hilarious

[@weeb_dweeb]

I still feel like something really dark is about to happen all the time in this game.

[@whatsittooya3889]

I looked away for a minute to play guitar, and glanced back to find these poor dogs looking more lite gonk droids from star wars

[@abigailment]

God, I love this game. My moms boyfriends sister has an arthritic dog that walks like he’s from this game.

[@beans9288]

11:37 Honestly you could have a whole video of this shit. Just Olive getting thrown in and out of the fun rooms it’s quality content

[@Darkspinesupersonic8]

It's really not for everyone. A friend and I while watching grew increasingly irritated and tired of it within minutes. Just fucking let'em go, man. What he was doing -- and what the game itself naturally invites -- was already cursed and perfectly entertaining enough, the literal torture chamber overstayed it's welcome and just became annoying and disappointing.

[@Strawberry_Cubes]

Can we talk about how much luck RT got by his first dog having an extreme mutation??

[@flarnador]

2:51 “wait, what have we done?” This game in a nutshell

[@rath-and-shield]

I love it when Dan makes abominations against nature

[@mosspirate]

The amount this stream had me almost crying cannot be understated

[@X-SPONGED]

6:16 "Goal Completed : Tragedy" _Wouldn't be an RTGames video without one_

[@kittkattthecat]

I've been playing this game since very early release and I'm SO glad it's getting attention from popular streamers and KZbinrs

[@peperoni_pepino]

Imagine this as a mod to Spore instead. Each time you evolve during the creature stage, rather than choosing the changes the game goes through a few generations of random simulation and you choose which result you like best.

[@pinkfluffyturtlel4502]

I'm so glad more people are finding this game, the more weird dogs the better!

[@FriendlyKat]

This game is complete insanity, and it is perfect for RT. LOL! 12:17 is the best example. It couldn't handle the chaos! I have added it to my wishlist so that I too may cocoon dogs and have them eat their dead friends.

[@monekygorilla2884]

“He has eight legs!” Seven vagonya’s *plays under the sea*

[@HazeEmry]

I know this is referencing something specific but I just can't remember

[@monekygorilla2884]

@@HazeEmry just look up my comment in the search bar

[@DeviantCinnamonfur]

I screamed "FUCK YES" out loud when I saw the thumbnail. I'm so glad Wobbledogs has made it into RT's hands

[@casslago7614]

hi rt! this is one of my all time favorite games and biggest hyperfixations right now! youve been one of my favorite content creators for a long time, and its so nice to see you play a game i adore like this. i know you probably wont see this but im genuinely so happy over this. its also always nice to see someones reactions to this.... oddity of a universe.

[@jack4ss]

Randy: being shoved in every direction for several days with no food, water or sleep RT: Wait Randy is going to die? Randy NO!

[@StarlyTheScrambled]

oh i cannot wait to see RTG have a mental breakdown over this game

[@username-nw7ts]

this is the funniest thing ive seen in years i genuinely choked on my drink when you said cheese spider. please make more

[@sllimjimsinkhole]

This was such a fun stream, I hope you revisit it sometime for a laid back chill stream!

[@MrKolny]

Those dogs are basically just funny bouncy rectangles with dog heads but i still felt like i was going to die every time one of them passed away

[@goob27]

This game was so upsetting that it triggered the same feelings as animal cops and hoarder shows in me. I liked the video but I do not want to finish it. 10/10

[@pacifistcowboy]

i wanted to watch people play this game to see if i should buy it myself, and my absolute dismay at how you tortured these dogs has convinced me

[@ShOwOba]

This is the biggest case of "Oh my god that's hilarious/Oh my god that's horrible" that I have ever experienced.

[@darksuperganon]

So you take normal looking dogs and interbreed them until you have a weird monstrosity that can barely survive on its own? Is this Pug Simulator?

[@samara.morgan]

So true

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

Funnily enough, as a seasoned wobbler, all of these dogs are quite tame in comparison to what’s possible

[@apollolux]

The adorable horror of it all.

[@Josephine96]

I can’t believe someone on the RT team found some old footage and posted it… It’s such a shame that Dan had to go out so soon. I miss him but with this video it almost feels as if he is still with us.

[@Mor1moo]

R.I.P 🕊🕊🥳

[@sagapulastation1711]

rest easy dad,the clones they'll eventually get are not going to do the content the same way you did

[@colin5227]

someones gonna actually believe this comment

[@Josephine96]

@@colin5227 what do you mean?

[@TheItachikiller]

I hope he continues to pplay this game, the dogs get way more cursed

[@undefinederror40404]

5:45 That is when I joined the stream, at the getting older message. Then I saw the horrors Dan created. Decided to leave and wait for this video because I was too confused lol

[@gwendolynrobinson3900]

There is literally only one other youtuber I like that plays this game, I'm so glad to see you play it too :))

[@cagethelonewolf]

Finally back from the break. How dare he not pre record 10000 hours of content for a event like this smh. Glad he's back and better then ever :>

[@Cyanopsia]

This is the most disturbing video RT has ever made. I don't know if it's Wobbledogs, or the way RT plays it, but something about this just fills me with dread, and it's not just the abomination inbred dogs. Great video 10/10

[@texasred8424]

i borderline SCREAMED when i saw that notification edit: don't worry, the dog genetics can be taken MUCH further than wensleydale (:

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

4:36 RT! You really need to stop breaking into my car!

[@KazakhV3]

Ah yes the stream where RT made dog Charles II of Spain

[@regulargoat7259]

Ive played this game and you can go much, much further. I’m talking giant dogs that take up the entire screen, dogs with like 9 heads, dogs with wings, dogs with both far too many legs or no legs, and my personal favourite: long boy with even longer tail

[@Jr837_]

Saw the title and immeaditly thought: "oh cool, this is such a wholesome game, cant wait to see Dan playing it" but i forgot that Daniel is a psycopath sometimes Our lovable psycopath ❤

[@gyppygirl2021]

I mean, Wobbledogs looks cute on the surface, but it _can_ get pretty freaky. The cannibalism, for example. :p

[@Jr837_]

@@gyppygirl2021 i mean, i know, but i wasnt expecting a cheese spider of all things

[@Gilvala]

For some reason that bit at 4:35 when he goes on a tangent about messy cars and burritos…. I can’t stop laughing at poor OhGodPleasNo pinging around the “fun pen” in the bottom right corner

[@scripsiabiete]

I was literally thinking "man, I miss RT. I hope he's doing fine." then BOOM. An upload!

[@Karkatreal]

0:46 ah yes, the classic spider in a cocoon.

[@gyppygirl2021]

Wobbledogs is amazing and I love that you streamed it. Just be careful with the breeding simulator though. :p

[@Blaybay123]

One fun thing about this video is you can randomly fast forward and the chaos only get worse and make you wonder „how?“

[@sjoukeduinstra9071]

Generally I don't really care that much about in game stuff and just enjoy RT playing the game, but this time I really felt bad watching this...

[@voxvolhynia5400]

I'm glad Wensleydale didn't trigger RT's arachnophobia, otherwise he'd have to be sent to have fun in the Fun Pen.

[@LuckyOfNoble]

Lets get game theory, these dogs are so strange, that means their inbreeding might have secret hidden lore

[@CelloNum1]

Dad! RT is playing god again!

[@smokewolf4636]

this whole video, I have been crying "RT, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!"