I made Sizz play Rocket League again... He's worse than you think.

[@sujapop8629]

God I remember coming home from high school and cackling to the sizzle & rizzle combo

[@joaoruxa]

me too man, me too 😔 all the way in Europe

[@its_astn]

Nah man the rizzle sizzle jizzle vids

[@christophermartinez4934]

All i watched my sophomore year was rizzo, sizz, jon, neatmike, and woofless playing rl or opening cases

[@MERCuryRaiD3R]

I remember watching them while on the toilet alone in my apartment. now i'm watching them in my office late at night while my wife and kid are asleep

[@ItsTheLedge]

@@christophermartinez4934I was right there with ya man.

[@bullangero25]

at this point the sizz & rizz duo its just a god tier podcast with some background rocket league playthrough

[@imamalox]

Sizz coming back only to turn out to be a gambling addict is peak comedy LMAO

[@jackb9328]

sizz needs the stew

[@mafuu15]

he does bro

[@austinoutsomewhere]

Sizz talking about Stake has me foaming at the mouth from withdrawals

[@ItsTheLedge]

Apparently I didn’t quite realize how much I’ve missed this dynamic. It’s been nice just chillin and catching up ngl

[@AdnandoRL]

pot callin the kettle black ahh title

[@anon9931]

"I love taking $1000 and doing $1 bets and lasting for like a week. It's the best" (9:59) So you love burning $1000 for a one-week subscription to press a button? That statement is insane.

[@yugimotobutjacked3231]

Gambling in games that the house is mathematically forced to win is insane. Play texas holdem

[@thebananaboater2339]

Pretty sure he's got fuck you money, some people can afford to do that

[@yugimotobutjacked3231]

@@thebananaboater2339 The problem being it's another form of addiction. Quite an expensive one compared to drugs/alcohol even. If you are going to gamble play a game that doesn't have negative EV (expected value, the odds you will become profitable over a set # of games). Some games like Slots, and basically every game at a casino except Player to Player poker, has negative EV. Player to Player poker, being player to player, is the only game where the house doesn't have a crazy edge. (The house gets it's money from Rake usually). Blackjack, Sports Betting, Baccarat, Roulette, and some niche machines are technically possible to obtain a positive EV. However the Casino will quickly kick you out, or you won't be smart enough to obtain a positive EV. As it is really the 1% of the 1% of players that can be consistently profitable on such games. It's fine to gamble for fun, one shouldn't spend thousands if that is the case. That is mentally unhealthy and you can obtain brain chemicals for much cheaper and healthier ways.

[@m1lkbags]

I mean if he has enough money to burn 1000 a week and he has fun why not?

[@yugimotobutjacked3231]

@@m1lkbags It's sick? Also he doesn't have that money

[@Qwnntm]

Sizz having a gambling allowance for his dad is just the funniest shit bro

[@rednoah1158]

We're so back baby

[@austin3072]

the classic "score that" *silence * "yeah i almost dimed you"

[@Matsc1]

The stews are back.

[@johnpaulissa]

Lol tell Sizz it's "lahmi bi 3ageen" which is literally meat and dough. He probably means "man2oosh bi jibne" which is like a Lebanese cheese pizza

[@Haplo-san]

No, he means "Lahmacun". There is no cheese in it.

[@impotenceaura]

Gozleme is the shit 👌

[@nick30brodeur]

rw9

[@rampage2423]

⁠@@Haplo-sanLahmacun straight bussin

[@dingleberryflosser4438]

What sound do the numbers make?

[@bustedlm7752]

I can't believe what I'm seeing. Rizzle and the stew back at it again, just need jizzle for the rizzle sizzle jizzle

[@sammckellips8405]

love the content with you 2 just chatting n stuff. reminds me of my play with my buddys lol

[@ryderschwartz5]

Forgot I needed this in my life

[@Sgt.Steezyシ]

golf is so fun, few boys, “few” drinks but i’m 100% sure i’m gonna have to work an extra 10 years because of all the money I throw into it.

[@kpDiDDy]

One of the highlights of my life was haggling for a cool stein for my friend during Wurstfest and I talked the guy down to about 40% off. It was REALLY fun and a pretty girl even stopped me to compliment me on the negotiation 😏 that night i realized I want to barter for everything forever

[@chuutemii]

I was literally 12 years old when I watched these 2, I am now 19. Nostalgia is a bitch

[@jcub1252]

Best duo of all time

[@JosePineda-et6uq]

Where has that bastard been? Miss his videos yo

[@blueyewitedavid4234]

I think even if we got the rizz sizz wombo combo back and it wasn't rocket league I think we'd all still love it!

[@TheLouzer_]

When I was in the capital city in Ethiopia, they considered it a sign of disrespect if you DIDN'T haggle over the price and just paid what they listed the item at, lol

[@chronixdubz]

Love the vids el daddi sizz never gonna find his beans swear 😮

[@brandonhunt3628]

This is pure entertainment

[@chucksano]

Haggling over price and Bartering is not the same thing.... Bartering is you have something I want, and Say I am a plumber... I get what I want from you, and come do plumbing work for you in return.

[@JustPlaneStupid69]

You wanna know how I know we’re both old, bro?

[@firedogslite]

This feels nice and correct

[@2_Old]

Anybody know what day this was recorded? I'm trying to find the Twitch VOD

[@1Alixander]

laham means beef and ajeen means dough, its called laham bajeen which translate to beef in dough.

[@ZoSoDC]

Sizz sounds different w/ a gambling problem

[@OneKlutch]

He would've played better in the skyline right?

[@olafcarlson1046]

>>>_Comeback of the CENT._

[@therealToon_RL]

Sizz beat me in GC1 Div 4 😭

[@yugimotobutjacked3231]

If you are going to gamble, do yourself the favor of playing and learning a game which isn't set up and rigged against you by the house. Most notable of these games are Texas Holdem, but there are more.

[@abillionjivebars9888]

These two used to terrorise the top 100 leaderboard back in the day. Just think about that

[@Jzzonem]

YO, Are you guys thinking about sizzmas this year or what?

[@jeremy0828]

you love to see it

[@scoops__2510]

The OG’s

[@mistaboombosticyt]

Imagine being able to chat with your teammate and telling them you didn't mean the ff. Crazy.

[@Seven-ez5ux]

180 dollars??? you got scammed through and through lil bro there's nothing worth 180 dollars (approx ₹16000) in a goodies shop lmao

[@opcomment]

on god he coulda paid 80 easily

[@coldjello]

You guys gotta play more games. Doesn’t even have to be rocket league. The games strait cheeks nowadays

[@Benpurple4]

Wait... The first Sizz vid hit huge veiws and comments, then this one bombs. The magic is there but Epic burned us all so bad that us losers who still play this trash are like fucking addicts. Gonna have to make a better rocket league.

[@lil-j-waters]

spending $1000 a week

[@santman3200]

Sad to see. Sizz reminds me of an old friend that also 'peaked in highschool'. Why do something like content creation, a study or an actual trade/job. When you can just leech of daddy and gamble all day.

[@williammoores276]

Ez

[@chronixdubz]

First comment gang

[@ryanyagambrun3685]

300 views in 7 minutes bro fell off

[@mafuu15]

on sizz