I Made the ICKIEST Dating Profile and Got __ Matches

[@lancelotandmerlin]

your profile wasn’t really icky bc it was pretty satirical like i’d think you’re just a funny guy

[@AtteLempiäinen]

How is it satirical?

[@EagerSleeper]

@@AtteLempiäinen Are you genuinely asking, or do you not know what satire is?

[@Boyagony]

@@AtteLempiäinenbecause anyone who saw it could most likely tell it was satire and not to be taken seriously. someone who was genuinely like the guy he was making fun of wouldnt set his profile up like that

[@artia4094]

that last photo is diabolical

[@fernpetal9009]

you don't get it girls would unironically love this hinge profile because you genuinely have good humor and btw the turtle neck looks good on you. i prefer matching this type of profile than a serious/ pretty profile.

[@keira9016]

the fact youre a hingeX subscriber is the biggest ick x

[@LukeDewar]

Probably for the video tbh

[@whatbeginswithj6148]

The betterhelp ad was the biggest one

[@jordanm7815]

doesnt he need a sub to view likes on any dating app

[@chrilala1]

@@jordanm7815 not on hinge

[@maddihaidari1773]

@@jordanm7815 yes he does

[@capybaracake]

Declining the one person who knew it was a bit is crazy😭😭😭

[@ArminHaba]

the "running for the train" clip is definitely the one that gets me the most. just think of the effort one has to do just to get a video clip like that.

[@thomassidesinger8961]

Biggest ick in this video was betterhelp sponsorship

[@thekawaiicripple]

This should be the top comment lol

[@paulovitorsouzanunes4854]

Yes, fuck that company

[@thekawaiicripple]

@@paulovitorsouzanunes4854 I joke that they’re called better help because you could get better help literally anywhere else

[@jonasdj2950]

Ikr lol

[@Sarchein]

@@paulovitorsouzanunes4854wait what happened? why do people not like it

[@JBW27]

If it makes you feel better, despite actively trying to be icky, I've still seen much worse on Hinge, Bumble, Happn, and Tinder. I actually think your "icky" profile was quite humourous 😅

[@niekvanwensen]

You almost can’t act icky, you have to be the ick in order to seem icky🤣 it’s only reserved for a select few people

[@brent4674]

you are on all of those?? ever try talking to people in real life?

[@JBW27]

@@brent4674 I have accounts on all, but I don't actively use all 4. Easier said than done when you live somewhere rural.

[@theshadowking3198]

Yikes like yours I pray your pfp is not what you look like

[@JBW27]

@@theshadowking3198 what's wrong with my pfp? 😂🤦🏻‍♂️🤔

[@bilalkhares9337]

33 matches in a weak is amazing for a guy

[@ej_fft2836]

WEAK 😫😭😂

[@willstokes7266]

Right? I don't even get half that in likes in a week across 5 apps

[@sollybradley6481]

I’ve had one like in the last month on hinge and got blocked after 2 messages after I complimented her 😞

[@zwinnamalpka]

Nah

[@HibeeMcbee]

Weak 😂😂😂

[@millymistakes]

the fact that this profile would work on me says so much

[@oscar12ty]

Same

[@ifelloff7164]

WHY

[@Faunarr]

@@ifelloff7164 because its funny and shows that you're fun to be around

[@thisisforvids]

@@oscar12ty 100% and he's not even my type lookwise.

[@fr9261]

@@ifelloff7164his humour is funny af

[@arnya9880]

This shows that women like men who are decent-good looking, have a good sense of humour, are confident and don't take themselves too seriously which has been my experience with what I like to see on dating apps.

[@Bl20001]

walking on tip toes? cheers i have cerebral palsy

[@iggykad]

legit my immediate thought was sorry for being flatfooted lmfao

[@theretep]

The penthouse picture is crazy

[@Zgangup]

Him singing at like 2:06 was unironically angelic

[@leavesofmint]

well he is a musician with tons of great songs on spotify after all :)

[@red.editsthings]

everyone wake up, and get on youtube ! arthur posted !!

[@XxOffTonexX]

This was so much better than the million tinder optimize videos. This profile is refreshing, fun, high quality photos. It's honestly the best advice for someone who isn't 6ft + handsome and jacked. girls will like and interact with it knowing that the conversation will be fun and you've already set yourself up as funny and interesting. Honestly, a massive success!

[@lucyeleanot]

10 years? How, mans a literal catch.

[@colin6673]

Welcome to life as a man

[@fishstar2974]

Should get stephen to make u one 😂 laughing already after the first 30 seconds

[@Youaretheactionsofgod]

Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie. I've only had one match and my profile said long walks on the beach and she was in a wheelchair.

[@rafaplays7418]

Really fun to watch people that dont care to much about looking perfect on the internet :) One little suggestuon, maybe put the best answers/matches in the end do people watch until the end

[@ninjagolightningg]

ngl you look like an alien in that last turtleneck picture

[@Matias_Hindenes]

Nah! Your profile is really attractive because they're gonna find you hillarious🤣🤣

[@elisazouza]

If I’m being truly honest if I saw you on hinge with that profile I would’ve sent you a like because of you being funny

[@jonasdj2950]

So you are saying I should drop my normal profile where I'm serious, lol

[@CoolSkeleton95_real_no_joke]

​@@jonasdj2950yes, add some personality

[@user-of1wz6dc5e]

@@jonasdj2950you could try it out, might work out

[@adrianhorczak]

Hinge is marketed for people looking for a relationship but I guess lots of people are there to play games

[@MrGoodeats]

​@@adrianhorczakit's a dating app. Girls use it to boost self esteem and boys use it bc they think they'll get dates 😂

[@JMS2023-mp8kj]

You know you have an alcohol problem when you recognise the exact pub they're in at the start (The Stag) based on a 10 second clip...

[@xar5059]

LMFAO

[@duhbluh]

"the moaning woods" has ruined my entire day

[@nelsondernaam1776]

This profile is OP it shows how funny you are. Btw sick video overall insta subbed

[@sophiemichelle4964]

4:19 you’ve definitely practiced that accent too many times 😭

[@kenzworldwide]

ngl the tracksuit photo wasn’t that bad

[@arthurhill69]

Worked a charm

[@Doodlesspooky]

And that’s probably why you get with awful men😮

[@PuReMannY1]

@@Doodlesspooky😭😭😭 so evil

[@jonalexcoaching]

And we learned that you dont ask a fish how it wants to be caught

[@DeadSezSo]

This is just proof that an interesting profile draws people in even more than cute photos. This was obviously not serious, if he'd been more committed to having a profile that could belong to an andrew tate stan then hed have way less matches lol

[@mdhazeldine]

This video was way more instructive about female nature than i expected it to be. I guess women really do love humour. The craziest thing is after the bit where you sung Never Walk Alone I got served an Adobe ad, and the voiceover had a scouse accent! 😂

[@mfn1311]

the only 'ick' I have is people who use that word unironically.

[@captaincrazylife6650]

Makes people actually date for the personality 🤣

[@Chris-zx1ez]

That fucking "vulnerable side" photo has me fucking screaming 😂😂

[@eleanord829]

“how do i talk to girls?” so true

[@eivom1]

Your profile worked because it was pretty funny

[@h-zw3rl]

Wtf why did u use THAT as your profile pic?😂😨

[@jessw02]

I'm so confused as to if that cursed pic is edited or was that your natural stance?😭

[@elham2393]

its the way he stood and the camera angle 😭

[@wlldly8109]

33 in a week is insane Either that or im horribly clapped

[@carlashep29xo]

No it’s literally because he already has a following and he’s a known UK content creator 🤣

[@rivka8576]

I'd have thought it was hilarious... until the centaur pic! That one was just straight up off-putting😂 Also as someone with scouser relatives, the fake accent would've had me rolling 😂

[@Jasmineh09]

Not the women actually dodging you😂

[@pixel_jpeg8443]

the running for the train video was so good, the look of disappointment you gave was honestly oscar worthy lmao

[@JabbottClips]

4:20 🤣🤣 that Scouse accent is class you should do a Scouse character it would be hilarious

[@Morpan233]

Genuinely the best video I've seen in months. Laughing throughout the entire thing. Great job

[@sixtytwo.]

Promoting BetterHelp is ickier than wearing ankle socks

[@mortishall1440]

That last picture was hilarious 😂

[@elisazouza]

Tbh you looked pretty good as a road man

[@johannabonana5306]

I love the authenticity of this video

[@anushkaverma2203]

I mean you just come off as funny ngl 😭 cause it's pretty obvious it's satire

[@demid6454]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while what a genius

[@johannabonana5306]

The profile is hilarious. I'm sure you've give a ton of women a good laugh.

[@chrislayne9440]

One of the prompts should have bee: Has anyone seen the key to my 2012 1.0 Diesel Renault Scenic? I can’t seem to find it. Oh yes I drive the Grandtour and it’s beige; My favourite colour.

[@meghanuh]

the last women in the interview section were so real

[@mathisverloove7737]

That last picture is golden

[@LorettaBangBang]

It's a profile with character. Ladies love those

[@BernaHoo]

I've been waiting since Sammy T @ the apollo in November for Don't Look at Me Like That!!!! Iced coffee is such a jam in the morning when I'm opening at work tho (coffee shop) 😂

[@Saraserket]

these girls obviously werent emo cause skinny jeans are NOT an ick lmao

[@OriginalPhil]

You know what type of guy would purposely give off icks without caring what anyone thinks? A bad boy. That’s why they like you!

[@Suzy24]

I don’t get what’s so wrong with sleeping with socks on my feet get cold

[@0t.r.a0]

Downloaded Hinge a couple of days ago and now Arthur uploaded this XD

[@miniaturelabyrinth7765]

I think its just the fact that your old profile was basic and boring. The new one is goofy as shit and interesting. Catches your eye.

[@tommysowen]

People told me tinder is the new betterhelp

[@jessieem1]

arthur looks like a turtleneck kinda guy

[@roba4139]

Many years ago when phone dating was a thing, my friends and I recorded a "normal guy" message and reveived ZERO attention. So we did it again with a Tate on steroids, objectifying, highly sexual looking to treat any woman like a piece of meat. We received a lot of attention with that. This is 18-20 years ago.

[@Bronjamin]

Nahh, how did you pull them outfits of and still look GREAT?

[@tatiana4067]

tracksuit ate

[@marie-lou7]

the fact that the picture of you with your thumbs up is actually fire is crazy

[@route.de.zach.]

I was dyin' laughing while you were making the profile and I knew it would work too

[@nathanw9770]

Bro cracked the code 😭

[@James-yp6lu]

I went onto this video thinking no work was needed

[@gracielovesseungmin]

I MISSED U ARTHUR

[@sofiaaaxo]

You should wear the tracksuit in your next music video

[@david_wassilowsky]

bro is a menace

[@noirxl2532]

"although musician is kinda icky" real bro real

[@jackparry5852]

His head looks massive in the last picture because of the angle

[@PythonPlusPlus]

The thing is the biggest ick is simply being overweight. No one will admit that, but it truly is the best way to guarantee you get no matches. I lost a bunch of weight and went from getting no matches over 3 months to getting 2-3 matches a week. And I’m still noticeably fat, but far less extreme. I imagine with a good enough body, you could probably do just about anything and get lots of matches.

[@geoboi31]

arthur i’ll date you if you ever get desperate

[@understandabIe]

you actually look pretty good in that turtleneck

[@justacommenter]

I'm gonna keep running for the bus, walking on tip-toes, jumping up and down, bathing and sleeping without wearing socks like a weirdo. And I don't have it but, the Liverpool accent is nice

[@gedankengangeimgedrange6301]

I‘m usually not into that tracksuit look but gotta be honest, I would’ve unironically swiped right at the first picture

[@C_harlie_J]

my vulnerable side🤣🤣🤣

[@deadlynightjade]

Arthur this is so funny omg

[@uzidiagonal]

the tracksuit pic is actually good

[@Void-Realm]

I didn't realise how out of fashion/disliked skinny jeans are now 😬. Is it out of fashion for women too....?

[@maahmatchelle]

Many women don't like wearing them but I don't think they see a problem in other women wearing them

[@JasminMiettunen]

I'd argue skinny jeans on women have entered a neutral zone, they're neither in or out. Baggier jeans are in, coloured jeans are out, but skinny jeans just are. They are definitely out of style for men, though.

[@JoeNotExotic003]

4:07 worst outfits you’ve ever seen in you’re life, we’re about to see crocs make an appearance…

[@Iz-qc3rv]

10:50 'the moaning woods?' 😭😭

[@zoetinkler3874]

mr television turning up was pretty funny😂❤

[@eversinceren]

seemed to me like a lot of the matches were bots can’t lie

[@xMilford]

I’m going to try do a profile similar see if I can get as many matches without the following!

[@jonasdj2950]

Did it work?

[@Leon-cp5fl]

The shameless Music Plugs throughout ahaha see you in Manchester Arthur 👍🏻💀

[@johncoster99]

Earned a sub this was hilarious 🤣

[@manlikejcjc9364]

1:03 CLOSE YOUR EYES IT'S ARTHUR TV 😂😭🤣

[@janeyleewayne]

IM PISSING MYSELF OH MY GOD

[@realihminen3684]

you look like my math teacher in the last pic😭

[@maxk3737]

This profile is made for Stephen Tries to take over your DMs

[@uggali]

Slay elastigirl

[@Josh.Green.Official]

Bro accidentally made the funniest Profile

[@jeylx]

i would match just because it looks like it's done on purpose to be funny 😭

[@lexypowell3838]

When I was on hinge I found any voice prompts icky

[@emmah_6__]

Never seen someone suit a scouse accent so much

[@rebeccamapowell]

Those shoes with the trackies was an ick 😂

[@mikethaison432]

You better not catch me on cycle with that last picture 😈