I Made the Perfect Dish in Cooking Simulator

Today I make the PERFECT Finnish Kalakeitto dish inside Cooking Simulator.
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[@kennymartin5976]

I mean, who hasn't torn up a professional kitchen with a chaos gun?

[@alisonjane7102]

y'all are missing out on the Finnish rants on stream, they're fun to watch him yell at us for not understanding

[@Rieszs]

I do kind of want context because I can't wrap my head around people not understanding the concept of fish soup 😭

[@osheridan]

I'm super basic with food, like to the point where I eat about 10 things and I understand fish soup- It's just... Soup... Made... With... Fish

[@eleveli2437]

I might actually try making that fish soup irl! Sounds delicious and it should be simple enough.

[@whatyoulooking2006]

Sameeee

[@zackthewolf8898]

KALAKEITTOOOOOOOO

[@Tasha_San]

It's the best 😍

[@iida9093]

You should, it´s amazing!

[@whatyoulooking2006]

the only person i trust to make my fish soup is joinen.periodt.

[@thoughtfulwatcher]

I had literal tears streaming down my face when Joinen released his chaos gun and made a potato the size of a table.

[@lupiccoli1246]

joinen being australian/finnish 🤝🏻 me being brazilian/italian binational besties

[@secretiveraven9547]

Does anyone else just click on his videos and then have to do a double take to realize what channel it’s on?

[@alisonjane7102]

oh shoot this is when Jarvis Johnson raided us

[@terracethemenace]

Fish soup sounds very respectful, you’re putting the fish back in the liquid

[@alexanderthefine]

"sauna's are actually Finnish, not Swedish" *me, Finnish, going to an at-home sauna in two minutes, nodding approvingly*

[@evelynu3550]

These are the best videos. I already like gaming videos, but gaming videos with Joinen is just 👌*chef’s kiss*

[@thecratfywonderworld6910]

Joinen: We gotta be sanitary Also Joinen *picks up the salmon from the floor for the second time and cooks it*

[@shachardl5360]

Joinen can you post here the full recipe? It looks good (and I AM a soup fan!) and I'd like to make it in a few months (now it's dead summer here) 🙏

[@thecratfywonderworld6910]

Joinen doesn't need the chaos gun to spill the soup, push the ingredients on the floor a couple of times, mess up the recipe, slip on the fish on the floor destroy the kitchen, himself, us, the earth and the universe....

[@thecratfywonderworld6910]

15:30 Joinen, that one piece got a unknown sort of germs from the floor and became unbreakable 16:30 Joinen also caught the jerms....

[@rozakecler5432]

We have something similar in Poland, like a fish stew/soup with cream and its amazing

[@kristelwillard6761]

more cooking simulator videos... these are the best The way he just went to town with that gun... I'm dead

[@hlaselnh]

We have a similar version in Sweden, made with salmon and cod and sometimes shrimp if you're feeling fancy. We're also big dill lovers obviously. We used to get it almost once a week in school but I don't think I've had it for at least 10 years... Maybe I should make some...

[@ducky2379]

Please make a dish but tiny or large. Use the chaos gun's scale mode to change the size of all the ingredients before you cut/cook them! :D

[@Cove_Blue]

I totally did not rewatch the fish broth moment in 3 times for that thump and then the jump 😂

[@chadinacalico5006]

15:55 -- smiley fish pieces

[@wendybird1]

Fish soup and rye bread? Sounds like a match made in heaven I have to try this!!

[@memesifoundonline]

You should create a giant version of a recipe using the chaos gun like giant pancakes or something

[@stephanie1733]

I died when he emptied the pot on the floor. 😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@xricegorlx]

Since having a friend who's finnish, I'm lowkey interested in Finnish stuff in general

[@reginaprince3020]

22:27 Maybe someone should tell Sevii that it's 2021...

[@joinenplus]

This one was edited by Sam but I'll pass it along 👌🏼😂

[@Urmom_com_my_place]

Dude I wish I were part Finnish or something, I’m mostly American, part Canadian, and the smallest bit of Indian

[@ducky2379]

I'm mostly American with a little bit of German and Italian, but I can only speak English :(

[@nikolefinger1747]

You could make versions of the food from Pym's Test Kitchen in Disneyland with that chaos blaster.

[@paytenrutkowski7762]

The editing of this video was so good! I love it 🥰

[@aydengod448]

Everybody knows the best dish is a tactical nuke.

[@heppuplays9125]

heh i had that yesterday. now i want more. Also we need a 3rd Joinen channel Called "Cooking with Joinen."

[@jacobikthechannel6717]

There are 3 joinen channels already

[@mAnnapuurog]

Äh damnit, how did I miss the Kalakeitto stream!?

[@spokeinlilac]

Twitch chat can't even wrap their heads around the fact you say some words different due to an accent so how we supposed to now understand this soup joinen, how??! 😩 /s

[@thecratfywonderworld6910]

16:30 Now what did we say about complimenting ourselves....

[@thecratfywonderworld6910]

22:56 Joinen please, there are kids here that get distracted and hear things out of context, please consider our feelings

[@lissachu8570]

I'm glad you are finished foods growing up, sometimes you can get sick the food you eat is unfinished

[@Meckolo]

I cant believe Jarvis of all people raided joinen :D

[@angelaoriel5912]

legends supporting legends!

[@Am3lia77]

The only fish soup I know is made with fish, water, green peas, potatoes and the final touch, rice! I love it. (I think it might be a Spanish thing but I don't know)

[@lingodelfo5415]

Honestly, this is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. I am alone, and still I laugh so hard, I can barely breathe, and I have tears in my eyes. And yes, I'm from Finland. Thank you, Joinen

[@Maggie66112]

Aw yes my plan on saying hello to myself was a success

[@peanutbutter3723]

Lemon carton merch gave me powers

[@findot777]

kalakeitto is just chowder

[@kattanattagaming7078]

This looks like a very fun game. But i would probably get very angry and frustrated because of the wonky controls lol

[@whatyoulooking2006]

i need to know what type of fish we could use cause my household doesnt eat salmon for some reason

[@TreeWolf]

You can use saithe, saithe soup is really good too :)

[@anne-zh2kd]

Cuz Ella never eats it.

[@slucarios]

22:31 Wait, is there more salt on the dill than there is dill on the dill?

[@Thysillia]

You can... You can just rotate the knife

[@meganp1723]

Kitchen gun, bang and the dirt is 10x the size

[@erikacabreja6186]

"obviously twitch chats goes for chaos" 😂😂😂

[@stephanie1733]

What kind of heathen doesn't peel the potatoes in a soup?!? 😱

[@iceteeize]

Wait, people think saunas are Swedish? Also: fish soup is the bomb

[@hi2882]

I have a request: Play a story game called omori, a psychological horror game but if u get scared easily I don’t recommend it it also is 20 hours long so there’s that

[@kyleechristensen2217]

Omg I seriously laugh so hard every damn time you play this game! Please play the raft game again soon!!!

[@annaszapiel44]

He played raft a few Times with spookyornuh

[@kyleechristensen2217]

@@annaszapiel44 I know, I loved it! Just wish he would so it again because it was so entertaining!

[@themagicknightress7132]

Id rather watch you make it irl

[@PeacefulAutistic]

I’ve been watching too much Joinen lately. I stopped noticing his accent unless I focus on it.

[@miss-laea]

I’m sorry JARVIS JOHNSON KNOWS WHO YOU ARE?

[@silver_5311]

17:58 Why is there just casually in German "Helles Märzenbier" listed, while other things are translated.

[@dokidoki748]

Bro who said saunas were Finnish? As a swede i am very offended by the fact that someone would lie about where a masterpiece like saunas came from.

[@kennyisrllykool4564]

i was here for part of this yeye

[@ambergraham3417]

Hey joinen! Hope you have a great day😛

[@alexandrahansen2388]

joinen you should have used the scale gun on the dill :(

[@whatyoulooking2006]

Wait i might actually want to get twicht

[@saskiagrace]

hi joinen!!

[@CatastrophicGay]

Wait you and Jarvis should collab

[@lexirufrano2612]

CHOP CHOP

[@altyraenevenstar7960]

This video has revealed to me that Joinen is a genuine psycopath..... Keeps fridge doors open, keeps tap on, throws things all over kitchen, doesnt clean up around pot, completely wrecks things with unknown space gun while laughing maniacally.....and worst of all: He doesnt rly like soup. @n@ Yep. He's an actual, real-life psychopath. @-@

[@Koopie]

That Vegan Teacher is raging rn

[@Tasha_San]

The best soup in the world *chef's kiss* Us Finnish people make damn good soup. 😋✨✨

[@themagicknightress7132]

Kobe!

[@mctheobeymebunny190]

More joinen content 😍

[@kettune]

peruna

[@scrungler]

Peruna

[@captsige1140]

Have you ever visit malaysia

[@melissalonla]

Can we get Joinen on the Baddie SMP?

[@melissalonla]

Edit: Jarvis raided him so I have high hopes

[@Koopie]

That Vegan Teacher is typing...

[@DeadFam2]

Sorry but fish soup sounds nasty but maybe that's because I don't like soup or fish but it's good that you like it

[@candyshark2]

Noice

[@bumbobaggins]

Hi

[@Thysillia]

You are making this game 50000% harder by not learning the game mechanics 😂 Like how to put the pot in the sink, or how to pick up multiple items... Its fine but you're making it so hard on yourself lmfao

[@a2izzard]

U

[@julien_bynum]

It’s not like the other soups. It’s so quirky.

[@LazyLemon1148]

100 comment ay

[@demontrent10653]

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[@sillybunnyamber]

HII'

[@3amEdits]

I’m the third commenter!!

[@gaming4grace895]

No. Hit me up and I'll teach you the pronunciations cos you aren't doing it.

[@OcyTaviAh]

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