I made the world's most dangerous gardening tool!

[@vindurza]

This level of mad engineering is why you and I Did a Thing should team up, purely for being Australia's most insane engineers.

[@ArcaneCossack]

And both of you have done projects to keep cats out of your garden! There's already common ground.

[@williamherd7251]

Calling someone Australia’s most insane engineer is saying a lot..

[@ImRandomDude]

who even is this person

[@dustindude4995]

Here I was thinking that this is just Australian standard engineering practices

[@I-am-Grant]

watched the vid and was about to post this comment as well, that would be an interesting colab

[@xenomorph5279]

once in a game i saw a tip that went like "if it looks stupid, but it works its not stupid" and that is a great example

[@loen9591]

U play trailmakers too?

[@deathsheir2035]

and counter arguement:"Just because it works, doesn't make it any less stupid."

[@drewdabbs418]

I think the bigger problem is how dangerous this machine is 😂

[@stapuft]

"that time i lost my hand" or "how i stopped worrying and learned to love the engineering."

[@osmacar5331]

If you respect the dangers present and are aware of them. Danger becomes insignificant.

[@stapuft]

@@osmacar5331 true......i was just making a "dr strangelove" joke/reference though."Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" being its full title.

[@Muffin_Masher]

I was introduced to this channel many years ago by my TAFE lecturer, and you never disappoint

[@Turnah81]

Cheers mate!

[@billbauer9795]

TAFE?

[@rheingold4885]

Yeah, subscribed 4 years ago and I had so many good laughs. Thx for that.

[@DrTubeman]

@@billbauer9795 Technical and Further Education TAFE

[@Turnah81]

Thanks for coming back to my channel! So what backyard device should I attempt to improve next? 🤔

[@DarkExcalibur42]

I am ALWAYS gonna come back here when you post anything.

[@loganlogon3720]

Quality over quantity! Love you Bro!😆 And in answer to your question how about a weed whacker drone for those hard to reach leaves?😂

[@dofyx1847]

A lawnmower that can turn all those pesky rocks and gravel into sand, rather than a poor mans machine gun/IED

[@everettstormy]

I was thinking you could make your gate better. I personally hate those wooden gates that sag and require effort. And worst of all, the most dangerous part of them are the splinters!

[@christopher8432]

Jet powered leaf/stick/rock/cat blower. Colin Furze style jet motor

[@thedarksquishyhole635]

Is he always this chaotic/witty/sarcastic? because he's earned my subscription after only 1/3rd of the video. I love it

[@HoboWhisperer]

Always.

[@dustindude4995]

^

[@nosrah9660]

He’s Australian. Sarcasm is literally a part of our language

[@ranchosdelnorte]

I swear, you and "I did a thing" must have some kind of bet about who can come closest to losing a body part from one of their inventions

[@tigerxra8515]

Yeah, I think like you too :D

[@jenskmigselv]

And suddenly one of them will win!

[@FaradHusky]

6:05 - Pretty much exactly what I was left with after my first weld. Used welding goggles instead of a full face shield while stick welding. Best Australia simulator experience I've had so far.

[@richardmillhousenixon]

Yeah, that was one of the things they stressed when I was in welding school. "Welding goggles" are for oxyfuel welding/cutting. Welding _helmets_ are for arc welding

[@Eless20]

You are a source of inspiration and your creativity in video making (espacially for the rythm) never cease to amaze me

[@jandastroy]

Oh man the way the fan falling apart was so cleanly edited into the next shot made me laugh, that was beautiful

[@Jono.]

I love all of these videos. It’s just giggle after giggle until something magnificent is revealed.

[@freemansame8062]

I had a hard and sad day that I never dreamed I would laugh at all. But even so, I laughed so much thanks to your genius video, so..thank you for that man!

[@Turnah81]

Hey cheers mate. Glad I could add a laugh to your day. All the best 👍

[@tomyat3474]

Welcome back. I love your videos. Your creative mind and comedy keep me entertained. Lead notching tool....🤣🤣🤣👍

[@Turnah81]

Thanks mate great to posting again.

[@murphyzlaw13]

I love the humor in this video, especially the burnt face with no welding lense...awesome.

[@electriccomics]

6:45 every engineering technician ever. "Yes Mr. Engineer sir, I was able to find a hacky, roundabout way to make your design work, therefore it was flawless!"

[@Angelsilhouette]

Craigo you are one of my absolute most favourite youtubers out there.

[@uncoilingelf7463]

I love the fact you had a contact error and fixed it by shooting it

[@lukegaming86]

that was insane but sick

[@dasarath_s]

The efforts you put into those one or two seconds clips just to make them even funnier should be enough reasons for a million subscribers

[@FishFind3000]

2:30 this is why you buy a commercial model not a home owner model. My Stihl km131r with a hedge trimmer attachment will sawzall though 1/2” branches easy.

[@supernifty]

I was just wondering when you would post another video.

[@omgdontstealvids123]

Genuinely one of my favorite channels. Great vid!

[@GuildOfCalamity]

Fantastically dangerous, I love it. I would remove some of the handle weight to "cut back" on the unbalanced momentum.

[@rshollis]

I didn't know I could giggle in horror. Now I do. That is the most terrifying piece of shrubbery death I have ever seen.

[@lampertl]

Just when I thought you were done with KZbin, the portal to the Turnah81 alternate universe reopens! Cheers

[@Turnah81]

😅 channel will only stop when I drop. Unless my kids keep it going. They have the right level of crazy 🤔 😁

[@grantamey1537]

Excellent job , being an Engineer myself I get sick to death of all the health and safety, this is a very dangerous funny and functional design

[@adamjones5911]

Other than the lack of content I can’t figure out why this guy doesn’t have 10,000,000 subs. He makes awesome videos!! I wish he’d hurry up and get to the point that he quits his job and does KZbin full time.

[@Arcanidge]

The way you both laughed at the safety demonstration sounded like best friends being mischievous together. Legendary, as for your creation, I dare say that's a scary tool

[@Turnah81]

haha thanks man. Glad you liked it!

[@pryankster69]

I think you may have reached "Peak Aussie" with this one, mate ... good on ya!

[@Judemay01]

The narration is brilliant! So many laughs.

[@GrumpyIan]

Man the deadpan in this is top notch

[@rartolak]

I had a brush weedeater and swapped out the heavy strings with a 10 sawblade. Cleared 42 acres!

[@tenekevi]

My god, the sheer creativity, stupidity and hilarity. Didn't know I could laugh with my jaw hanging open in bigger and bigger dismay as the video progressed.

[@bruceluiz]

0:35 As a Brazilian, I must say that "Australia-man raving at night with a headlamp" has become my Top 2 fear, just slightly below "2 guys in a motorbike".

[@Ryan_the_dawg]

2 guys "in a motorbike?? 😂😂 that makes a funny picture in my head

[@Diamond_Hammer]

I've been left with a "what the hell did I just watch" feeling, thoroughly enjoyed the lot of it, would 100% recommend.

[@jcumm6867]

This deserves so many more views than it has, even though it's only been 16 hours since posting... Such quality amazing content. The amount of effort he puts in for every stupid gag is amazing, I love this channel

[@RedHeadForester]

2 days in and it's still only at 33k views... Here's hoping the algorithm just hasn't got around to doing its thing yet!

[@xxsolxx23]

Ive been waiting so long for a new video of yours. Love you craig

[@gallusdomesticuskfptechpriest]

That worked insanely well

[@andersmoore]

Outstanding, we missed you,

[@walkswith]

Engineering courses will have to include a sanity assessment. Laughted my head out. Great work.

[@knightforlorn6731]

Man sometimes I forget how funny your program is. thanks

[@markusschlingel8287]

It seems some things work differently in Australia as in Europe. U always wash my dishes with the vacuum cleaner. Gets the job done with (under) pressure.

[@DoctorMikeWilson]

Glad you're back

[@A2an]

Missed you😢 Thanks for the return 🤩 and welcome back ❤

[@alexnope2223]

There has never been a more subscribable channel

[@tychowerner]

This is my first video I saw of you, but this is exactly what I want YT algorithm

[@nermalsturf]

...the lead notching tool... sweet!

[@TheNavster2]

You are absolute gold sir. Never stop

[@jameskempster971]

That had me chuckling throughout, especially at your wife's candid reaction when she first saw it 😂

[@metalmamasue3680]

I'm still laughing 5 min after the video is over 😂

[@Thezxc568III]

Criminally underrated channel, Subbed.

[@sethg6157]

That was surprisingly a good tool!

[@brianc3481]

Perfectly crafted to bring excitement and laughter as usual.

[@imemployed1524]

First video I've seen and you just got urself a sub, absolutely hilarious and genius

[@tslim250]

you're amusing, great humor in this one.

[@natep1661]

Man I wish you had a TV show or something. Love your style top to bottom. More vids plz!

[@ChaoticEnigma-]

This is better than any TV show. No dealing with producers and networks, no having to keep each episode to a certain minimum length, and no time crunch to make an episode.

[@jonesgang]

You had me laughing from beginning to end. Awesome video!!

[@Daliclock]

I really do enjoy your content Turnah, your humor is something unique and refreshing! Thanks for the upload! I know you are probably pretty busy with your life, but we really do appreciate the time you spend making a video to entertain us all.

[@michaelbond4321]

Thank you for your most entertaining strange videos. Joy! Just joy!

[@Turnah81]

Hey cheers mate 👍

[@uppityglivestockian]

You're a genius madman Turnah, no doubt. When the styrocat got hit, I bout fell out my chair. lol

[@MrPrimogranate]

Mate I'm dying to see another of your videos 😂😂😂😂 . I'm sure the whole audience is eagerly waiting

[@sgtbathsoap]

I really enjoyed this video, very funny and entertaining

[@Qwink27]

Great great video. Thanks for the laughs!

[@metalmamasue3680]

I laughed so hard at this one. All the while thinking, you just need like a V-8 engine 🤣🤣

[@OlafurArons]

Welcome back, you absolute legend!

[@thesoundman11]

a lot of videos I've seen like this try to take them self's way to seriously, but you have the prefect amount of seriousness and comedy.

[@PabloPaster]

This is your funniest one yet. I’ve missed you.

[@achoubgaming5114]

so funny .educational . i really enjoy watching your video

[@userisalex]

Christmas has come early. Thank you for the laughs. Off to Bunnings now.

[@homedad3324]

The internet never sees to amaze me with the imagination of people. It's awesome how you can find something that you never knew you needed and I understand it's terrifying.

[@nf5557]

Your videos are amazing! Please make more.

[@Turnah81]

Thanks so much. For sure, I always have at one or more on the go. Latest was meant to be finished in Feb 😳. But a few delays. 😭

[@nf5557]

@@Turnah81 such is life! Looking forward to the next uploads!

[@LouiesLog]

Love it! Buzz saw blades next?

[@ryanmccoy121]

I don't know why you showed up in my feed but I am glad you did. You are hilarious!

[@seanfoltz7645]

Showed the wife the footage of it sitting on table clipping away at the air - "this is why women live longer than men" was her response as she walked away shaking her head - I really can't argue with her on this particular one...

[@Timmzy27]

Crazy Australian man combining things that were not designed to be combined, and we’re here for every step along the way

[@GluedTechDude]

Every once in a while I'll take the bait and watch a video on my recommended feed that isn't from somebody I subscribe to. After watching the Pringles can rocket video and this one... hook, line and sinker. I'll definitely be binge watching the rest of your videos over the next few days. Love the witty humor and fun outlandish builds 👍

[@mcbhomis]

I needed that laugh! Thanks!

[@paulensor9984]

Neighbour 1: is that the 14:05 to Lovely Bottom? Neighbour 2: NAAHH mate, Turnah's got his knob-chopping device going again

[@daisiesofdoom]

Polishing your rod, so it moves smoothly in the slot is the main lesson to be learned here

[@rustic35]

That was hilarious! Bloody dangerous but hilarious. 🤣

[@dans-designs]

First time ive seen your stuff and dude you are insane 🤣 I love it! keep it up!!

[@HunterDickelman]

This reminds me so much of the Red Green Show, and I love it

[@matthewday7565]

The answer to any problem ....more POWER

[@metalmamasue3680]

Great minds think alike 😂 I was thinking a V-8 would be prime. 🤣

[@DietmarSchneider]

I love the humor!

[@flyingcamel74]

Missed this stuff!

[@markjust86]

Haha this was awesome. You made me late for work because I was laying in bed watching this. You now owe me half a day's wages.

[@jabocjacob7064]

Full power was brilliant

[@mikebowers7161]

Absolute inspirational genius!!!!!

[@lyndatuttle4043]

Love your work. Keep the videos coming.

[@farodyne]

This made me laugh so hard! 😁 You are insane! 😂 The device sounded like an AK-47 at speed 3!

[@andrew1977au]

About time you got a video out, had me pissing myself 😂🤣😅

[@lunarology9158]

Mechanical engineering at its finest! Out with the safety scissors and in with the hedge deleter 9000!

[@metalmamasue3680]

Lmao perfect name for it 😂 Hedge deleter 🤣

[@davidterry2038]

Excellent, well worth waiting for. Chuckles and lols!!

[@710Chri]

I very, very rarely subscribe to channels after one video. I’ve genuinely laughed more in the first few minutes than I do in a few days. Good job sir

[@Scodiddly]

Well worth the wait. Especially the welding helmet gag!

[@azrus4896]

"Release a fair amount of handle smoke" had me dying for some reason.

[@SirenaSpades]

This gave me serious thrills and laughs. The terror of the high speed scissors, omg

[@MrMartinSchou]

That is horrifyingly terrifying. Good work.

[@tombuster]

There was this stop motion cartoon I loved as a kid called "Sąsiedzi" There was an episode where they made a lawn mower using a washing machine, coat hangers and scissors similar to this. Thanks for the blast of nostalgia!

[@antarcticfire]

Your videos are awesome 💜

[@beasty909]

"nob chopping height" that had me laughing :) xxx

[@metalmamasue3680]

Me too and I loved his nob protection shield 🤣🤣 no DIY project is complete without duct tape lmao

[@beasty909]

​@@metalmamasue3680 ahhh duct tape, the saviour for all diys XD you know, the VERY first time i ever heard the words "duct tape" i thought it was spelt "duck tape" & i always wondered *what did those poor ducks ever do to become tape?*

[@BADQ]

Hahahah funny as mate, thank you for the laughs I needed that, you're a legend!

[@tigerxra8515]

Holy crap, are you on competition with 'I did a thing', who can make the most dangerous tool? :D