I made the worst engine in ATG's Engine Simulator

[@procrastinates]

The 𓂸5 engine goes hard.

[@Fk8-typeR]

Haha 😂

[@RailsofForney]

LOL

[@Ghj3545]

💀

[@joshuagreen5613]

Yo this has me dying man

[@KamerKazanci-wj2ou]

Top 5 Engine configs: 5 Inline 4 v 3 boxer/flat 2 radial 1 drake

[@rferguson3719]

Those connecting rods are forged from pure hopes and dreams

[@bri-manhunter2654]

Facts🤣

[@Infinity-bn1wv]

No cap

[@Infinity-bn1wv]

Fax machine

[@ohno6594]

They're made of thoughts and prayers

[@Bt.Gang.Activity]

Dude you just made my night with this one

[@OfficiallySnek]

Absurd math problems be like:

[@PICKLECREW]

Now find x

[@fishforlifeno1384]

@PICKLE CREW you gotta use the formula of y=x½+3

[@kwoshent0]

666th like

[@Guardrailkid]

@@PICKLECREW There it is

[@Squirb]

the problem be like: tyler has to drive his clapped out civic to the store. How much torque does he need to lift a banana?

[@MatheusKlSch]

After I, V, Λ, W, rotary and radial engines, now we have upside-down T engines. plus vibration must be wild

[@yur1831]

@L'essaim Ducati

[@edd4816]

@L'essaim Moto guzzi

[@Simon_r2600]

Do you mean engines like the DB-605 with Λ-engine?

[@MatheusKlSch]

@@Simon_r2600 yeah, classic inverted V12 engine used by some Messerschmitt aircraft

[@LostMySpark15]

You do realized that,and upside down t like this one mmmmm is a bit funny when you takes a closer look hint:(boys) lol

[@exaltedb]

I’m more concerned about the fact that this thing revs to 11k rpm

[@ronindebeatrice]

it's made of virtually indestructible internals.

[@N-Lee]

@@ronindebeatrice Indestructimonium. Forged. A new element discovered in North Korea a few years ago. It has to be smuggled out in the butts of dissidents. Expensive and Rare.

[@Invizive]

​@@ronindebeatrice the greatest material of them all Pure renderium

[@narrativeless404]

@@Invizive Hahahahaha Imagine having an engine made of it IRL in 3022

[@symphinitystugiii3476]

This thing so fast that when a part just a lil part comes a bit lose....it will get your car into space or literally just make a hole in it also this thing should be HOT

[@shlushe1050]

Kinda odd that it goes from V8 sounding to flat six sounding

[@fsosatsumnezpl602]

Its because this engine is a mix of 2 cyl boxer that Has that Sharp bike sound and 3 cyk inline that Has inline 6 kinda sound and at high revs they just mix together

[@Ferrari255GTO]

And sometimes it just sounds like an ass faring violently

[@doejon9424]

I had a Kowalski Berserker with a blown out muffler that sounded like this. Absolutely savage. Rode that thing till the cylinders needs to be re - bored or replaced. Vroooooom , Vroooooom !!!!

[@gro_skunk]

The inline 3 helps with that.

[@luke9076]

The cross 5

[@iLife64]

I can imagine this engine having like 3 oil pumps just to lubricate all cylinders

[@ano_nym]

Just make it two stroke, oil in the petrol as God intended.

[@onionman500blin8]

@@ano_nym so this is a Trabant performance engine then

[@broadkiwi6882]

Imagine the heat...

[@constantinart.426]

There are engines with two oil pumps and they are V or in-line models.

[@cessnafun5385]

If somebody could get this exact sound into a roadster it would be freaking amazing

[@notdax3620]

yes

[@ihateracin]

All it takes is a header, and the proper firing order.

[@DANGERRANGER99]

Or like and older Porsche

[@Payday5]

Swapping a 2gr fe into a roadster then

[@FuSiionCraft]

Sounds like an AF riced car, so no.

[@InformatrIIcks]

I've rarely heard an engine that imitate this closely the sound of a fart 😂

[@Ferrari255GTO]

Afterall, it's still air that's mooving

[@NOOTSMAZDAS]

Bro u never seen a straight piped civic 😂

[@valeriyreiter4199]

Then your fart has a great sound!

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Dude when it lets off the throttle it's LITERALLY the giant fart meme

[@Modelo646]

1:39 this part exactly.

[@gt4lex]

This has no right sounding as good as it does.

[@oscarzt1652]

its actually quite a cool sound because it idles like a big v8, then morphs into an inline 6

[@thegreatkingdaniel]

Riiight around 3k RPM it goes from V8 to inline six.

[@davidzuniga4797]

Decel sounds like a big twin harley

[@keloduma]

@@davidzuniga4797 yupp

[@TorutheRedFox]

despite being neither

[@TheMrTonk]

But why does it sound kinda good tho

[@CoreStarter]

It sounds like grinding gears

[@GewelReal]

sounds like farts

[@user2C47]

Sounds like racing engine, and not like many of the other engines on this platform.

[@Mr.Mystery]

Cant make a bad sounding 5 cylinder

[@BOSs-1313]

It sounds like an old ford transit diesel

[@De19thKingJulion]

I want that, with its I3 portion sticking out the bonnet, higher than my roof!

[@jwalster9412]

The two cylinders on the bottom go to the normal exhaust location, and the three on top have a pace style header that makes them wine like a supercharger.

[@Ferrari255GTO]

Hey dude, wich one's your car? -see that large ass spike over there? Yeah -thoose are cylinders 2 3 and 4 WHAT THE FU_????!!!

[@De19thKingJulion]

@@Ferrari255GTO One of a kind, mate. More fun than a Subaru EJ!

[@Ferrari255GTO]

@@De19thKingJulion can't deny that!

[@PicsBoson]

Preferably air cooled with massive cooling fins.

[@3.9L_V8]

You'd need an aircraft hangar's worth of space to change the conrods, and you wouldn't be able to fit under most bridges. At least it sounds great though

[@sphinx2077]

Wait imagine somehow configuring it to fit under a car lengthwise

[@SebastianWoodard]

That extra long piston rod gotta be made of some martian material to be that strong

[@sebastianfry7813]

It’ll fit in a miata though

[@SebastianWoodard]

@@sebastianfry7813 interesting name

[@sebastianfry7813]

@@SebastianWoodard yours is pretty nice too bossman

[@ano_nym]

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[@damiansmith5294]

You laugh, but those three vertical cylinders are the most efficient cylinders you've ever seen

[@matiasdun6599]

They got some rod flexing btw 😬

[@a_random_youtube_channel6966]

it may occure just a little bit in mid 10k’s xDDD

[@Tensho_C]

@@matiasdun6599 lmfao imagine how much that rod weighs

[@matiasdun6599]

@@a_random_youtube_channel6966 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The slowmo would be really interesting 😅

[@scenicdepictionsofchicagolife]

Y'all joke but those three vertical cylinders are actually exactly how mega container ship engines are designed for exactly that reason: extreme efficiency. I've heard that the wartsilla RTA96 2 stroke ship engine is the most efficient motor ever built. It gets over 50% thermal efficiency, and has a theoretical peak thermal efficiency near 60%

[@tejdz1337]

that actually sounds beautiful. kinda sounds like a dino v6

[@Drunken_Hamster]

BTW, if the inline 3 portion is a regular 120 degree crank, you can turn this into a far less scuffed inline 5. All you'd have to do is set cylinders 1 and 5 to reach TDC or BDC together, but be on opposite strokes (IE one on compression, the other on exhaust) while the middle 3 cylinders run as a normal inline 3 (but probably with a 2-4-3, 4-2-3, or 3-4-2 firing order instead of 2-3-4 or 4-3-2 for smoothness or whatever)

[@v3124]

Seems like any firing order in an I-3 would end up being sequential.

[@Vinraymi]

It's supposed to be stupid but ok

[@deception1744]

the new engine configuration, the ⊥-5

[@juliemittel3931]

during the first part of the dyno run, the engine sounded like a concrete drill

[@MrThatnativeguy]

Your mom almost sounds like a concrete drill

[@CatNolara]

To make it even worse you could try to make the piston rods of the side cylinders only a fraction longer than the excentricity of the crank. That way it should run nice and uneven and might even get stuck under the right conditions. If both has the same length it will definitely get stuck.

[@hotdogbuns255]

The slow mo idle sounded like a printer calibration

[@jp_0118]

it's got an air-cooled Flat 6 sound to it, I like

[@dy7296]

Using a longer crank actually meant for less sliding resistance. But hey, we already have offset cylinders.

[@Toyota--Camry]

I guess you could call it a vertical shaft engine

[@Ferrari255GTO]

It's *Le Cock*

[@bloodaid]

Wertical Thaft (Mike Tyson lisp) Fengine WTF

[@Minnakht23]

Some men are also called that

[@joergmaass]

That's what my girlfriend used to call me...

[@andrewpiercy1023]

There were engines somewhat similar to this, the small cylinder was called a “helper cylinder” and contributed to starting the engine since compression was very high. Typically in heavy Diesel engine equipment, sometimes they were on steam engines also

[@AlastorTheNPDemon]

It sounds mean AF.

[@RyfusFox]

I love how it goes from V8 to flat 6 on the dyno but immediately goes to taco bell after the rpms drop.

[@Titanic4]

Imagine someone actually creating such engine in real life...

[@CS_Mango]

I want to see if the power delivery is as wacky as in the simulation.

[@KayoMichiels]

"It's over side engines.. i have the high ground!"

[@askhowiknow5527]

Actually an ingenious design if you think about the leverage of the longer piston while accelerating and the efficient idle of the other 2 pistons

[@leerman22]

An electric car with simulated engine sounds needs this sound simulator!

[@leogreck9984]

Id just imagine the lower part being mounted flat into the engine bay like how it's done in a Subaru. But with there being a useless thin but long tower with intake, exhaust, coolant pipes and fuel lines. A driveable eyesore.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

I badly want to see someone build it, or at least model it in full.

[@slerbahuuli]

Best sounding so far by a mile! Lovely raw sound, I love it!

[@Subieghost]

That went from Hudson Hornet to M3 real quick

[@lincolnmech]

Part boxer part inline lmao

[@evmanbutts]

Thought "wow that makes a lot of power" then I looked at the info header... yeah I guess a 7L 5 cylinder (even this cursed) would make that no issue lmao

[@Surgaw1]

Strongest Shape Engine

[@topzozzle6319]

in the low revs it kinda sounds like a cummins 6bt

[@oscarzt1652]

would it sound the same if you didnt have 8 foot connecting rods to the middle cylinders?

[@BrokenHorn620]

Ah yes, the T5 engine, a formidable design

[@Majima_Nowhere]

Those aren't cams, they're peanuts.

[@dubble_cuppachino]

the start-to-slow-mo transition had me cracking up. Great work :D

[@Drunken_Hamster]

Yo, this shit sounds GOOD tho!

[@kalmmonke5037]

sounds like a growling cougar or something like that when revving up from low rpm

[@Drunken_Hamster]

@@kalmmonke5037 Bro, NO CAP, 1:27 is one of the gnarliest sounds I've ever heard a healthily running engine make.

[@sixtakefives5325]

It sounds like a classic straight 6 at higher revs lmao

[@hafidzgi]

People build crazy engine all the time and it seems to work just fine, I couldn't even get my I2 to run without stalling whenever put into gear, or even idle smoothly, I need a guide sooo bad lol

[@Fakumanygy]

That one E36 at 7 am drifting at every corner:

[@cwheels01]

"I called earlier, I'm here to pick up those rods" *employee pulls out two 13ft long boxes*

[@eoc811]

why does it sound so good like one of the best sounding engines i've ever heard

[@shadyss11]

0:14 sounds like a diarrhea

[@Everesta-i5]

_LOL😂_

[@tieoneon1614]

"My Upside Down T Stroke will walk yer Camaro any day, Son" muttered Bob as he tried talking over the beatboxing idle noise.

[@hunteraff5872]

Therapist: a tri-doup cylinder engine won’t exist My dreams:

[@youdontcare2312]

Fart engine

[@SexyEarHair]

Goes from sounding like a 90s chevy truck with no cats to 90s civic very fast

[@userunknown_10]

Ok this was the craziest and funny video I seen! The engine sounds like the yamaha r6 and the tone of it just gives me the vibes of it. Awesome engine tho! It would be crazy and awesome to see this irl if it was actually made.

[@samcarpenter_]

"ayo what engine you got in this thing?" *looks across at giant extension rising out of the bonnet* "A T3"

[@pathaze4299]

I think what makes it sound V6/Flat 6 like is how the middle three cylinders horizontally are firing exactly like a three cylinder engine..Then along with the configuration and the other two cylinders, it adds a sort of a V8 engine effect..at low RPMs

[@KickstandOptional]

0:30 My man created mechanical polyrhythm. Bout ta write a song over this shiz.

[@rafakordaczek3275]

Mane I can feel the moment of inertia from those conrods messing up everything like crazy

[@trevorshark16]

So much torque the chassis twisted coming off the line.

[@stalinistpotato4329]

The conrods are just stretching out the cylinder

[@antafanboy]

Nobody talking about those ostritch egg sized lobes on the camshafts 😂

[@HighDefBNG]

Those cam lobes haven't missed a leg day, that's for sure!

[@stay_at_home_astronaut]

I was hauling skydivers in a C-182 when a cylinder head cracked: It sounded similar to this model.

[@Macintoshiba]

Idle: Diesel Truck noises Low RPM: Muscle car noises High RPM: Japanese Sportscar noises What, how

[@DJKr15py]

This sounds like a lawnmower fighting with a Harley and a Racing Motorbike

[@SpeedySpartan]

Better hope to God those 3 vertical pistons aren't using Maxpeedingrods or else you're gonna be driving a rolling bomb threat

[@konjohnlongshlong5439]

Kinda sounds like a semi engine brake while driving

[@turboprint3d]

it sounds like its stalling all the time , but it just keeps going , and the high rpm sounds so dirty its great .

[@staticcorvette5998]

That firing order is down right insane

[@hendrahendra]

Harmonics has left the building 😂

[@ayuwoker]

I'm willing to model a 9cyl triple bank engine now thanks to this and I hope it'll sound as weirdly amazing as this one. I'm in awe

[@AAGW2024]

It sounds like an old British in-line 6. Beautiful

[@miatadude9373]

At 0:55 the engine goes from a Harely Davidson V2 engine, to a cross plane crankshaft V8, then to a Jaguar V6

[@stephenbanyar1874]

_"Yeah, I've got a five cylinder. 😌"_ "Wow! Like an Audi?" *_"No! A Boxer-line 5!"_*

[@Andrew90046zero]

That engine is crying for help.

[@MetroidChild]

"Can we have intake sticking out of the hood?" "We have intake sticking out of the hood at home." Intake sticking out of hood at home:

[@dosh8276]

Sounds like a Lancia Stratos

[@TimSmith-vl4qk]

Rolls-Royce Crecy General characteristics Type: 12-cylinder supercharged liquid-cooled 2-stroke aircraft piston engine Bore: 5.1 in (129.5 mm) Stroke: 6.5 in (165.1 mm) Displacement: 1,536 in³ (26 L) Dry weight: 1,900 lb (862 kg) Components Valvetrain: Crankshaft-driven reciprocating sleeve valves Supercharger: Gear-driven centrifugal type supercharger with variable angle of attack of the impeller blades providing up to 18 psi (124 kPa) of boost. Turbocharger: Three engines fitted with exhaust turbine (50% scale version of Whittle W.1 turbine) Fuel system: Direct fuel injection, 2 x CAV 6-cylinder pumps Fuel type: 100 Octane petrol Oil system: Gear pump Cooling system: Liquid-cooled Reduction gear: 0.451:1 (Left-hand tractor) Performance Power output: 2,729 hp (2,035 kW) Specific power: 1.71 hp/in³ (77.97 kW/L) Compression ratio: 7:1 Fuel consumption: 85.4 gal/hr (388.2 L/hr) at 2,500 rpm Specific fuel consumption: 0.55 pints/hp/hr at 1,800 rpm (with exhaust turbine, ~293 g/kWh) Power-to-weight ratio: 1.43 hp/lb (2.36 kW/kg)

[@sergio_-.]

1:01 sounds like a V8, 1:05 sounds like a Honda NS-X

[@RenanBorges96]

This engine in slow mo has the best beatbox base ever

[@gabrielv.4358]

Insanely amazing. I wish I had the knowledge to do such insanitis. I'd love if he made an actual ui where you could simply drag a dial and adjust without having to know T.i.

[@gabrielv.4358]

YES

[@wassapM8]

I’m not a car guy, but the unequal cylinders: they haunt me.

[@karyjas1]

I love how agressive it sounds. Nearly too agressive, which i didnt think it could...

[@Marth667]

Yo 0:22 a beat for phonk sound track!

[@Ingo3112]

Sounds like a bmw E46 with airbox when it revs

[@absolutebullcrap7273]

this actually suprisingly sounds pretty amazing haha

[@mioszstudzinski2957]

Human A: "So hey I made this ultra precise engine simulation that's running at 10'000Hz, and it can simulate any piston engine and sound goes brr and its super optimised." Human B: "Hahaha engine shits itself."

[@MikeStavola]

I love how it like multiple 55 gallon drums full of rocks being shaken at different speeds while at idle, and revs up to sound like a 2 stroke with a tuned exhaust, but the commenters absolutely love how it sounds.

[@enxgmatxcofficial]

Goes from lawn mower to V8 to Flat-6. I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

[@josephwoodrell9922]

Its got a funky beat to it when slowed down

[@dominicevanina1351]

How did you even begin to figure out the math for this

[@Samlolol]

I can imagine the slow-mo secrion being a dubstep beat

[@ultra.based.27]

When you are driving an old stick shift and you push the acceleration too early

[@seancollins9745]

the fact that I have a cnc machine shop in my barn, and I am bored, sigh if only I had the time to make this whacky damn thing

[@dcvideos3044]

this sounds too good bro...damnn

[@tylerwilliams33]

And It makes a pretty sweet cyberpunk beat when slowed down.

[@boostin99]

Sound like the 917 K at low rpm THIS IS GENIUS!!!

[@MIZUch.]

conrods: "mr storm i don't feel so good"

[@imtableship1703]

I accidentally opened this on my phone before locking it to go in my pocket. I thought my speaker was busted af