I Maxed Every Statistic in Minecraft

[@Spokeishere]

yo if you're bored feel free to check out Lifesteal's new official public server: IP: lifesteal.net discord: discord.com/invite/lifestealnet

[@TheEthanChannel]

No

[@Trasonist]

done done and done

[@intrestscousin7384]

bet that!

[@icyblock37]

Spokyy has made a planet pepes

[@XoanN5043]

yuh uh

[@Sharkilz]

spokes entire strategy for this video is just “moving onto it later” 😭

[@JustaGeminiGod]

Love your videos sharkilz

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

who are you

[@cathrynsteeles4079]

fr bro how did you only get 10 likes lol

[@Hunter-m7o2j]

yeah fax

[@Hamadsucksatlife]

Are you his assistant bcuz nobody would ever think of that😂 😭

[@Fermin95YT]

Season 4 Spoke: Wormholes and Chaos with Havoc Season 5 Spoke: *B E L L S*

[@screechv2254]

12:42 can we appreciate that he put terraria ocean music when he was doing the fishing achievement it's a really cool detail.

[@anonymustarrasque3550]

Here's an idea: If you make an AFK grindmachine that helps you for some of the challenges, trap the exterior so that it's harder to kill you while you're not at your PC.

[@Kellan03]

controller💀

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

cool

[@iszack9157]

@@Kellan03 lmao

[@2b_nuker]

Lol lmao

[@anonymustarrasque3550]

@@Kellan03 What word should I have used lol? Different people use different devices, but their sole purpose is to control what you do in the game. Hence why I wen't with the word controller.

[@SimplyMTB1]

Spokes the only guy who would spend hours trying to eat the most cakes and interact with a campfire in minecraft😂❤

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

ok

[@SomethingInLifeNeverChanges]

Agree

[@arrowheadiscool]

Not funny😂😂😂

[@renaelovespugs2530]

Cap, I would

[@nokitime798]

​@@arrowheadiscool😊סמלנס9םך

[@aoshi9254]

Watching this after watching planet's video is quite an experience

[@djsalmongaming]

Spokes gone from manipulating the owner of an SMP over a long duration of time allowing him to gain enough trust to destroy the same server To dyeing 1000 pieces of leather

[@ShadowedGuardian]

0:00 Intro 0:28 Ringing 1000 Bells 0:40 Catching 1000 Fish 0:46 Filling 1000 Cauldrons 0:52 Opening 1000 Barrels 1:14 Opening 1000 Dispensers, Droppers, Hoppers, and Ender Chests 1:27 Games Quit 1:55 Anvil Interactions 2:09 Blast Furnace & Brewing Stand Interactions 2:13 Campfire Interactions 2:41 Cartography Table Interactions 2:44 Crafting Table Interactions 2:46 Furnace Interactions 2:47 Grindstone Interactions & Lecturn Interactions 2:48 Loom & Smithing Table Interactions 2:49 Smoker & Stone Cutter Interactions 3:10 Beacon Interactions 3:26 Animals Bred 3:40 Jukebox Interactions 4:29 Noteblock Interactions 4:51 Continuing Killing the Wither 5:17 Opening Trapped Chest, Normal Chest, Plant Flowers in a pot and Opening a Shulker Box 1000 Times 5:25 Finishing Beacon Interactions 5:33 Dropping 1000 Items 5:48 Villager Interactions 6:02 Starting & Finishing 1000 Raids 6:35 Targets Hit 8:38 Die 1000 Armor Pieces, Banners, and Shulkers 9:35 Removal of Time and Distance Stats 10:05 Sleeping 1000 Times 10:20 Cakes Eaten 10:55 Enchanting 1000 Times 12:28 Mobs Killed 14:55 Players Killed & Deaths Hope This Helps Enjoy the Vid.💖💖

[@DrSullyD]

W mans

[@TheYellowDuckie]

Better strat for the killing/dying stats: you each take turns killing eachother in a regular combat for, so that no hearts would be lost.

[@-nameless8871]

literally like 2 beds in that stone area and 1 sword between them would be so free

[@TheYellowDuckie]

Reading my comment idk if I’m dyselixic, was having a stroke, or somth else

[@Wompwomp9761]

“skibidi toilet…” “Bro skibidi toilet was actually my chat today, it was quite exciting.” “NoooOO”

[@nekoettechan5433]

"planet where the FUCK do i go?" is so fucking funny to me for some reason asdhfadsf (4:58) also planet being a good sport and letting spoke kill him 1000 times then turning around to kill him 1000 times,, true friendship asdhfgsadf

[@SirLump]

Spoke can be consistent no matter what. Keep up the good work

[@matt_sa]

Ironic since Spoke gave up his cycle of Wickedness

[@edwardnguyen8380]

THE STEVE BLINKED 0:12

[@Fraxium]

Ohhh BEDROCK or mods

[@RealSirHammi]

I love how spoke when building the raid farm is like, "why is there lava in this?" and then he realizes its a lava cast and is like, "aaah makes sense."

[@iszack9157]

shush

[@RealSirHammi]

@@iszack9157Toxic for no reason...

[@ellawang-qe3xf]

spoke's dedication is INSANE! Keep up the good work! loved your videos :D

[@ricearoni2015]

"A DECADE to complete the time stats" Shows July 2123

[@Theonewhocomeswiththedawn]

Yes gentlemen, I have found it. Almost all of spokes music is plants vs zombies level music you're welcome

[@anonymustarrasque3550]

"I'll only need around 150 cakes." (11:25) Well then, clearly that's super easy!

[@Bandit_Mhm]

Spoke Keeps Me Entertained Even Though I Have No Clue What He's Saying Or What The Words He's Saying Means.

[@-_Savvy_-]

Bro is way to addicted to Minecraft

[@kordiliousgon6175]

Spokes whole stragy is literally the same as when i have multiple projects to do PUT IT BACK TO LATER

[@Judewars]

365 days in a year. 1000 days is not even 3 years Spoke.

[@cloudykittywoo]

Crazy video as always!!!! It was 2a.m. when you posted it 😅 W Spoke upload!

[@Razoonn]

Spoke's dedication is in the same level as Rekrap's. And thats REALLY HIGH. Keep up the good work Spoke, Your content is still as good as ever!

[@MajYT_]

Lol I love how PlanetLord in the mc chat is just Lord

[@UltimateGamer620]

Can we appreiate how much pain he put into this? No one spams cat into a jukebox 1000 times (4:19) and doesn't suffer from the noise. What about filling and island with water? Great job, Spoke!

[@nitricoxide1]

10:42 That can be taken out of context so easily.

[@1DAWolf]

I liked the part where spoke said its spokeing time and then he spoked all over the place

[@sebastianmatias5624]

Terraria ocean music while fishing so good.

[@dirtbag.49]

My eyes hurt from just watching those short clips of the interactions...

[@jxnstudios_]

holy spokes its smokeishere

[@HydroPlazaGaming]

The minecraft story mode music, absolutely beautiful

[@BGCdiscord]

This proves how thirsty stroke is for answers.

[@Spudnik007]

blud forgot that stats can go over 1000 lol

[@TheBuzzinBuds]

Spoke, I have followed in your footsteps, I gained op, banned a bunch of people and ended a server, hope your proud. And yes I am the guy with the screenshots in the discord.

[@t-virusterrance4734]

Hello, Humans "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." -Ralph Waldo Emerson TERRANCE OUT

[@darkmaterial8644]

Next time u decide to ring a thousand bells, set ur right click key to a key on your keyboard, its 20 times faster then holding down your mouse

[@vividonfn]

spoke is the only person that can give everyone permanent eye damage but it still be entertaining

[@daniellewilliams720]

W video iv been watching you for a week now and the videos just get better and better, keep up the good work

[@The_AntagonistYT]

Spoke just let ashwagg get that bell

[@erkaerdem476]

Hearing Spoke say "Pig-axe" will never get boring.

[@turkishmappingtheturkishguy]

Bro that minecraft story mode music at the outro gave me some hard nostalgia

[@____admin]

That editor really hit him hard 😂😂😂😂

[@SonicBHD]

Spoke is the only person capable of doing this without losing his mind

[@arrowheadiscool]

Not true😊

[@RaddyChady]

Dude forgot about 1000 children kidnapped💀

[@Claire-y8m]

for anyone whos curious about the princezams in his inventory it golden apples and enchanted golden apples

[@daprotato]

imagine not having 1k fish caught every day you play minecraft

[@ramizmehulic-jg2xq]

Bro is watching a movie about a kids book , "kids book" that i have every single chapter 1-16 LOL

[@Villager701]

"the only fortune is on this iron pigaxe"

[@zazcraft]

Spoke: I have 888k subs and I'm on my way to 900k Fans: we got you

[@NollerDaNielss]

I rung a bell 100k times? What are you crying about?

[@211C]

i am a big fan spoke ur the best

[@FerranV_]

my dude tweeted something saying "eating 1000 cakes is hard" on the 11th of july, its the 21st of august now...

[@Stardust-bb2sv]

The disc glitch also works if you fill your inventory and get multiple discs spammed you can play 2 songs at the same times

[@kaiden8197]

9:56 not to be nitpicky but thats litterally a century

[@ultracraft222]

I really miss MC Civilization Videos. It was how i was introduced to this channel, also i loved GRC And The Farming Nation.

[@XIlIlIIlIIX]

Spoke is the type of guy to get every block in the game

[@eternalmindblocks8359]

Spoke needs to make lifesteal chaos again with another big glitch like the wormhole but worst

[@JacksonCurnutte]

Max stat is -1 you go to the integer limit then in goes backwords in the inegitive then once you go past -1 it loops so -1 is the max

[@Yuxi03]

Ashswag is just there to discourage😂😂

[@theonewhofcks7650]

5:30 "Breeding isn't for me man..." -every Reddit moderator known to man

[@Geinstijn]

1:36 hacks can help you just need something to kick you and auto reconect

[@waffleman282]

For connection throttled try going back to the menu where it says singleplayer or multiplayer and try going back

[@second_sheep690]

In fact, that raid farm was designed by ianxofour .In his design you will not get hurt by the witch

[@EfficientMC]

For the “connection throttling” issue on the logging out stat, the server probably runs on a mod pack that improves the performance of the server, and does so by making changes so that the server console doesn’t get spammed and therefore lagged by you relogging constantly. If you convince parrot to change to vanilla (if it isn’t already) that might help? Hope this helps :D

[@hakanasd7352]

the server has a plugin called life steal tho

[@0xffff00]

It’s the default behavior of Bukkit and since Spigot and Paper are forks of Bukkit, they also have that “feature”. The server owner would have to set the threshold lower. I think the default value is, that you have to wait for 3 seconds before reconnecting.

[@Norlxol]

OMG the wormhole didn't bric his PC LETS GOO!! Great Video and to disable the connection throttled parrot needs to change a setting in the ./.config/paper-global called "max-joins-per-tick and set it higher

[@Roltt]

5:30 " but breeding is not for me " Said like a true minecraft player

[@APrismaticalHattrix]

I think you already are the best player in Minecraft, YOU FOUND THE WORMHOLE-

[@ItzNightzXD]

1:36 lmfao LifeSteal Public

[@Iorekzickefoose]

Man can lose both his arms and still call it a minor setback 💀

[@Jakku_13]

at 2:32 Spoke says: "pigask"

[@CameronGray9726]

At this point, go get 1000 copies of Minecraft for me

[@mashaerbakri4623]

The channel name is Munzliks yeah the channel name is Munzliks

[@adamxxswag]

Really like the Pvz 1 music in the background

[@taslemarahman3737]

At 9:43, it will eventually change from days to months then years

[@quintenrontaunay4215]

I liked when spoke said we haven’t seen crazy 1k withers/1k Ender dragons i,ve seen crazy

[@duckmelon]

All I have to say is that on the fishing stat he was playing terraria beach music and that made me have bad memories of terraria fishing quests

[@strawhatluffy528]

Ringing 1k bell is my new alarm clock

[@Txles0]

This is amazing! Nearly as good as the wormhole videos! Keep it up Spoke i believe in you!

[@lucaespinosa7417]

For the deaths and kills one you could just kill planet take his heart from the kill and he kills you so he gets the heart back and you gain the death and repeat this instead of crafting the hearts or withdrawing and dropping them...

[@wombat6]

0:32 channeling his inner Technoblade

[@williamspiderLIVE]

A spoke video makes a day better. 😊 W video

[@mcaxe6085]

This man’s dedication is unparalleled

[@Plane_guy_07]

Spoke is the best

[@ChunkySeal]

I haven't watched the video yet but I know it will be insane.

[@TemuDiddyFN]

Get this man to 900k he’s gone from making civilizations to becoming the deadliest player on the deadliest Minecraft server

[@mattgaudette4454]

spoke videos be like: Hey guys i trapped every player in a jail cell and made them go insane for 50 years to retain my sanity and for you to subscribe

[@ResinOfficial]

Me personally I would have gave up on task #1

[@Jquiry3]

mmm...actually, according to my calculations it was a splitscreen of 256, wheywheywhey

[@larvasupershow]

It’s always a great day when Spoke Posts he’s the best LifeSteal player

[@runeuchihawhatifsandgaming3783]

Jumperwho jumped more in a week, than again she has jumper in her name

[@serpatinos8126]

the PVZ soundtracks are so nostalgic

[@kordiliousgon6175]

4:47 We are gathered here today to say goodbye to our dear friend planetlord`s eardrums they helped him hear from as long as he could remmber

[@cookedapple9559]

Diary of a Wimpy Kid what an amazing movie.

[@ZaeemHadjiMusah]

"oh my god what is that a pig?'

[@thetrueghost5971]

Love your videos

[@Dormitorypvp]

Another banger video from spoke

[@themcfarland8329]

You haven’t even seen it yet

[@Dormitorypvp]

@@themcfarland8329shh

[@howdidwegethere7287]

The refresh issue, just use auto rejoin on some clients (and utility clients)

[@Yameii277]

YAY SPOKE IS BACK