I Met A Pawn-Pushing-Simpleton

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[@filiprechtorik4938]

I think it's not a blunder because after he takes your knight, you can take his knight

[@StarfireZ20]

Yea his mistake

[@sv7073]

@@StarfireZ20 pun achieved

[@evetheeevee2977]

@@sv7073 Took me 20 seconds to get it-

[@ChessSimp]

Pin of shame...

[@rafarzempaa5618]

@@ChessSimp but he is right though :P

[@Person01234]

Convinced at this point that 100 is full of people doing stupid challenges. Guy on the other side is probably like "that blunders a bishop but unfortunately the rules mean I can't take it so pawn to d3".

[@rubickevich]

Wow. This guy blunders the same bishop in the same spot again? I solemnly swear that this guy is not a paid actor.

[@mintjuan]

Funny story, my friend at age 8 used to play the "march all 8 pawns in 1 square" opening for some reason.

[@TheGamingPalace123]

BAHAHAHHAAH AAHAHAHAHAH I AM DYING I AM DYING *SO FUNNY*

[@arifezwan8893]

you never did that? thought everyone did

[@muriloamorim2731]

and i used to alternate between advancing 1 or 2 squares for each pawn. I thought the zig-zag opening was so strong 😂

[@GeorgeDCowley]

@@arifezwan8893 I don't think I have.

[@Serpinstrix]

@@muriloamorim2731 So did I.

[@macronas1239]

Reactions to blunders Me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!?!?!?! 20 BLUNDERS IN A ROW?!?!??!?! Chess Simp: Thank you stockfish!

[@dovetm1241]

100 rated chess, but you need to move every possible single pawn one square forward. Then you have to do the same again, so that every pawn left is on the d or e line. Really do not know how I came up with this idea.

[@groundedgaming]

Hmm... I think you got inspired by the video.

[@theunreadyone]

@@groundedgaming gee I wonder what gave you that idea

[@goodgenes0]

oh geee whiz how did you come up with this!?

[@issacsmith3849]

i've never seen this attempted before it could really be interesting

[@piotrgurdek9948]

Chess, but each of your moves from 1 to 16 is made by different pieces and pawns in chosen order. From the move 17 you play normally.

[@dryf8776]

o widzę kolega z polski

[@raffimolero64]

castling?

[@piotrgurdek9948]

@@raffimolero64 To be determined by a Chess Simp (for example the castling is a king move - you touch the king first).

[@JimmyBoosterCrate]

@@raffimolero64 is a king move

[@timothymclean]

I assume that it's a failure if one piece (or pawn) is taken before it can be captured?

[@1MarmadukeFan]

In some parallel universe there’s a chess Smurf who had to play every pawn in a row and just happened to get Chess Simp.

[@TheAstronomer100]

Bro that's this universe

[@arsenusthearsenalswagus4200]

"Paid actor, cheating, unsubbed." That guy must be setting up his own chess simp channel.

[@sus69o]

Chess but if your opponent check you the video ends

[@lazyeclipse]

Widower twice over: 100-rated chess, but you have to blunder two queens. The first queen must be blundered at least three moves before the second is born.

[@youri3504]

Lol this was me :p I was actually on a mission to find you so that's why I did crazy stuff to keep my rating low. Mission accomplished.

[@dylankrejci9965]

… what the fuck

[@D0BR0VECE]

If you aren't lying, then you are a bloody legend

[@D0BR0VECE]

Yeah, this just hit me. What happened when the video ended?

[@Hadley.Sinclaire]

Is this actually true, or are you just a cloutchaser? If you lie directly to me, I will know. That's the superpower that comes with my schizophrenia.

[@youri3504]

Very not chasing for clout lol... There was actually 1 more move played and then the GOAT resigned lol. It was such a weird game. Honesty I had a feeling it could be the one. But after so many low ELO games that I throwed it just was 'another one of those'... Then I saw this video and I knee immediately

[@adamgubric7813]

100 rated chess, but you have to play it in old fashioned way ( with dice) that means 1 is a pawn 2 is a knight 3 is a bishop 4 is a rook 5 is a queen and 6 is a king.

[@Technoguy3]

It's cute when he talks to stockfish like it's his cat

[@vivaanjain2260]

If a pawn decline to capture something which it can, the video ends

[@Gabriel_JudgeofHell]

use his discord

[@dryf8776]

Chess but you play 2 games at the same time with making the same moves in both of them

[@AlexanderWeixelbaumer]

You certainly cannot do that when the positions are different. In one game you can push a pawn and in the other the field is blocked.

[@dryf8776]

@@AlexanderWeixelbaumer but if something like that happens the video can just end

[@prim16]

Someone search for the GM who was doing a "push all pawns" challenge

[@DarwinSPPD]

Chess, but you play "march all 8 pawns forward" opening

[@justanobody1726]

i love how confident the "of course" is

[@StiTchEvidence]

Some of the ideas you're given get a little same-y, but I watch them every time to hear the "quack" as you check stockfish.

[@Mudck]

everytime opponent moves a pawn you must move a king

[@Mike-we3rb]

“I really wanna take this pawn. But time for a blunder. Stockfish?” *quack* “thank you”

[@andrinzoller4222]

chess but your first capture has to be with the king

[@toggerz7487]

Chess, but you have to checkmate by castling

[@pipaandfriends2724]

GREATEST CHALLENGE EVER! you can only use one piece or pawn at a time until it died.

[@U570]

i just LOVE the quack sound stockfish makes

[@CayzRetroZ]

Chess, but your direction is random between North, south, east and west. Knight, Bishop and other diagonal move also count as 2 direction

[@fleurbird]

I bet this person from the Netherlands was smoking some green flowers.

[@youri3504]

I was ;)

[@jeremyaaron3523]

Chess but you have to make him resign

[@ohno-wi1vb]

lol I love that the opponent was also fucking around

[@javierrodrigo1009]

Chess, but your king wants to marry the opponent's queen (every time your opponent moves their queen, you must move your king closer to their queen).

[@grahjnn]

Chess but you have to call all of the pieces Jeff

[@DragonWhoFoundTheInternet]

Chess, but you are not able to march the same kind of piece your opponent used just before you.

[@shj3496]

Chess: lose, but every time your opponent blunder a piece you are forced to take it

[@Enny_Gima]

Chess, but your opponent has to see and successfully execute a fork tactic on your king and queen before the end of the game.

[@Jaffar6318]

Simp was a paid actor this time

[@antifreeze655]

Pawn morale is down as they have no partner You have to deliver a Juicy check or capture with a pawn every 5 moves

[@uby54ty06]

Chess but you have to give away your pieces each time it's possible.

[@flyiasf5668]

A blunder is forced

[@nutwit1630]

Chess, but you can only move one piece per column with legal moves until every column with legal moves has had a piece moved in it.

[@sirmoonlight8624]

Chess, but you can't move any pieces ONTO the C file. (Long time no c challenge)

[@abdoflaha5006]

100 rated chess but if your opponent Castles the video ends.

[@thedevourerofglue9162]

Chess but you have to alternate between a pawn and your king(basically only pawn)

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

Chess, but it is chess till checkmate.

[@98godofwar]

Chess but you have to take all pieces on file a before you can take on B, before you can take on C

[@CayzRetroZ]

Chess, but if not any check happen every 5 moves, the video ends

[@Ayelis]

Chess, but the video ends

[@pureskill123]

I've had a few nights where for lols I do 1 minute games where I push all pawns one rank unless one is captured and I can recapture. Then continue to push. Once that's done I play passing moves until they attack. The result is usually I'm 10-15s up in time and I play normally, either flagging them or they blunder because they have less time. Some fun games from that. Lichess on phone for those games. I actually ended up having a higher rating than playing seriously each game.

[@spyro2002]

Wow

[@astral_haze]

chess but you have to force the enemy to checkmate you (their only legal move is checkmating you)

[@watsucht]

Chess, but every piece only has 1 move before it's locked

[@Itz_Sophia19]

Yes

[@ChrisSche]

Chess, but you can't use the same piece again for five turns

[@amandasmith1920]

Please contact me about your overdue invoices your outro has been living rent free in my head for two months.

[@ninhphamthithuy5098]

Well, if you blundered your queen, or that rook.

[@aaimoni11]

Free Actor

[@shivaronaldo16]

What is the name of song at the end?

[@parnassiusphoebus9374]

Chess, but you HAVE to be polite ( you have to announce in chat your move before the opponent's move)

[@ThatAverageCuber]

Chess, but you CAN ONLY use your knights.

[@merdishakki]

Panettaa ;-)

[@h1j123]

If there is a check, the video ends. (obviously you can checkmate)

[@wolflordy3193]

Not a paid actor, but is an actor nonetheless

[@mp3_jpg]

Should've became maidenless

[@club6525]

Chess but you can’t check the opponent’s king unless it’s checkmate

[@alexandergeppert3174]

I wonder what it wouldve considered a blunder

[@chandugadichannel1568]

Chess, but every 2nd move should be a bishop move followed by a knight move. 2nd moves counts after the knight move

[@52flyingbicycles]

Chess, but you can only move the knights until they are both dead, then you can do whatever

[@marcor815]

Chess, but if two horizontal or vertical (not diagonally) neighbouring fields are occupied by pieces or pawns of opposite colour, the video ends

[@lonelyPorterCH]

Strange tactic...

[@bramvandyck1273]

Chess but most of your pieces should be on dark squares

[@andycopeland7051]

Where can I go do join this discord community?

[@romashkaromashka4336]

queen g5 is nice blunder, you could continue easily

[@caseysnell9461]

How about “if you can move a pawn, you have to”

[@NeunEinser]

qh4 should've been a save blunder

[@smartbrainiac6593]

YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE

[@ruchikapandey6836]

No stupid

[@peperoni_pepino]

0:16 We get a 281 from *the Netherlands. The Netherlands have a 'the', much like 'the UK' or 'the USA'.

[@jacencade4019]

It's Kevin playing on Anna Rudolfs account.

[@CyberchaoX]

Yeah, I think the least damaging blunder available would've been Nb8 blundering the rook on a8. ...No, wait it would've been Nc3 blundering both knights.

[@crowreligion]

I think you should allow checkmate to blunder

[@ioratv]

Maybe d5 to e6 was the blunder there

[@Balila_balbal_loki]

In celebration of 2/2/22 You must win on the 22 move.

[@Nuclear868]

Chess, but all your pieces and pawns (except knights) have their movement range limited to 1 field.

[@petertodorov5592]

You should have blundered the queen fool

[@gmansplit]

Does anyone know what his outro anime thingy is?

[@abdullahimran4624]

It wasn’t a blunder because you then win the knight back

[@mackpeters9916]

Should have move the knight to C3

[@LoZioHomer]

What's the song that plays during the match?

[@rogierownage]

I don't know what that opening from the opponent is, but i kind of like that it allows you to put your rooks together on move 10 or whatever, even though it definitely sucks.

[@betrayal1142]

Bro, how you record this? Can you make a tutorial?

[@tctrainconstruct2592]

0:31 You should have played Qg5, since then he would probably have blundered f3, where "missing" the mate in 1 is a blunder, and doesn't end up in a losing position.

[@Chiny_w_Pigulce]

Qg5 is not a blunder, it's an inaccuracy

[@coc235]

@@Chiny_w_Pigulce It would be the second move so no need to be a blunder

[@Adventurer-te8fl]

Wait, aren’t missing mates a missed win?

[@livecorp7484]

2:44 should have done Qh4?

[@leki1540]

What's the anime in the end of the video?

[@meteomage]

Chess, but you are only allowed 7 moves in the game that don't result in you capturing something (adjust number if you think it is too easy/hard)

[@mathwizard296]

Should've played Nc3 lol

[@thesohmagician2991]

Chess, but you can't play the best move

[@snarcophagus]

Your Discord server invite in the description is expired.

[@andreybushev3020]

why not take bishops instead of wasting a move to move back?

[@benjaminskymaverickp4464]

2:09 - 2:14 My favorite part

[@deimos351]

Chess, but you can't move a piece past the 6th rank (3rd rank if your playing white)

[@Ayelis]

Chess, but you play shogi instead...

[@ngarcia103]

As a kid I tried a pawn strategy like that as White while playing against a same-age cousin. (Except push each pawn two squares on their first move) But their strategy as Black? To copy my every move. So by the end of move 8, all 16 pawns were on the 4th and 5th ranks.

[@GeorgeDCowley]

You took a pawn after that, right?

[@ngarcia103]

@@GeorgeDCowley I do remember taking *a* pawn, but don't remember which one. EDIT: If I was any better at chess back then, I feel like, in that position, axb5 or hxg5 would have been best. Because after they copy me (bxa4 or hxg4), it's the easiest Rook win ever (Rxa8 or Rxh8)

[@GeorgeDCowley]

@@ngarcia103 Good.

[@11cookeaw14]

Chess but you have to play really really fast.

[@zyglicon8200]

How do you get 100 rated account