I met jschlatt...

[@ubb5032]

SCHLATT IS STILL CLICKBAITABLE LETS GOOOO

[@keenanfr3233]

Always has been...

[@Coin1_]

@@AxxLAfriku My dear Axxl, SHUT UP

[@meadow9921]

@@AxxLAfriku I like people who stfu

[@stoopnoop]

@@AxxLAfriku I don’t even know what ur saying, maybe I just have a “short brain”

[@lolcandyyy]

AxxL Or maybe he’s the one with the “short brain”

[@hiatusxhiatus]

"and kids, this is the story about how I met your father"

[@MAX_DJM]

XD

[@CSTLW]

Schlatt is everyones father

[@ItzNovayt]

I was drinking a good ol cup of coffee and i spat it all over my phone thanks alot mate

[@adianthus4216]

Disturbing

[@alonmagen5865]

@@CSTLW Schlatt next week : I’m not your father

[@KomoliRihyoh]

His Schlatt impression is *spot on,* cadence and everything.

[@The_BadBear]

Stamp?

[@KomoliRihyoh]

@@The_BadBear 10:20

[@Temi222]

I fuckin cackled when he did it

[@nibla2023]

Who’s candence

[@primalseraphim]

@@nibla2023 it basically means voice

[@g-magz9502]

That dual post short joke is fucking legendary

[@dorian4191]

Ye

[@pualii]

2 best friends in a room, they might kiss 😯 Schlatt: Yes.

[@latissimusdomsi]

Lud: What? Schlatt: Yes we will.

[@novembervoid.2768]

@@clickbait6646 gayschlatt

[@shortsiscool2855]

Lud: yes

[@xaius4348]

I heard Jschlatt's dog can speak spanish, cool guy.

[@ihatesnakeu7190]

Jschlatt has a dog?

[@AyushSingh-pl2cf]

JA JA JA

[@Toloposki]

amiiigos amiiiigos

[@featherycoffee1401]

I hate you

[@borpie]

@@ihatesnakeu7190 yeah we call him soup

[@jpeterson8646]

As a maths student in university and a Pokémon enthusiast, I understand completely how big of a number a billion is but still believe the Pokémon would defeat a billion lions. For one thing, some Pokémon just straight up wouldn’t be harmed by anything that lions could do, such as Aggron or Steelix, so that means the Pokémon wouldn’t all be defeated. Additionally, there are Pokémon like arceus who are literally gods. There are also Pokémon like muk where any lion that tried to harm them would have to come into contact with them, which would harm the lions as well. Also the flying Pokémon who have ranged attacks. You could argue they have to land eventually, but there are Pokémon who levitate some that wouldn’t be nearly as tiring, if at all. At the very worst. Tired Pokémon who are getting tired or injured could be sent to giratina’s chaos dimension or whatever it’s called where they could rest and be healed by other Pokémon like blissey or Audino. Also if they somehow were going to lose, it would have to have been from a tactical error. In that case, dialga could rewind time to restart the fight, repeating this until they execute correctly. Also lol some Pokémon live in the water, where they could go to escape the lions if they need to rest (and be further insurance that they aren’t all ever defeated). Also remember that moves like earthquake would be able to take out large amounts of lions at once, and they couldn’t avoid it. Okay wow I realized I really just typed all of that out and idk how to feel knowing I rly did that. But anyways yeah no Pokémon would win, and I realize that billion is an insanely large number.

[@andrewball4965]

Not to mention ghost types. Lions can't do anything to them considering Normal types can't touch Ghost types. So even if, SOMEHOW, every other pokemon failed, the Ghost types literally cannot be defeated.

[@BHZZRD]

@@andrewball4965 you could use the logic that lions could use bite which is a dark type move lol

[@pinny0101]

@@BHZZRD every pokemon with a mouth is able to take a biting action, but not every one can learn bite. Bite is a specific move, not literally the action of biting, and only pokemon can learn pokemon moves.

[@BHZZRD]

@@pinny0101 for the sake of debate, say they can use bite and hurt ghost types. They’re still not going to be able to beat pokemon like hoops who can just transport them all into space and flash freeze them. Or Jirachi just wishing they were all dead. They cannot win with the amount of power the Pokémon bring

[@xeli3046]

Oh shit I just realised that pokemon as in all of them at once lmao, then that worsens the chances for the lions! I thought if you like took a pikachu, I thought "hmm, a billion is a pretty big number, wouldn't it get tired?" But then you mentioned the other pokemon...

[@Kavycks]

Jschlatt literally gets almost the same amount of views as PewDiePie

[@caitlyn189]

Woah you’re right! That’s crazy

[@Some.username.idk.0]

Woah

[@LagCrazy504]

The real challenge is taking on the Pig. He farms his subs as if they were potatoes. The Blood God himself, Technoblade. (He never dies btw)

[@endefire139]

@@LagCrazy504 Blood for the blood god, EEEEEEEEEEE

[@oostrich.]

@@LagCrazy504 This hits hard 1 year later

[@MrGamis]

The day jschlatt isn't clickbaitable is the day I stop watching KZbin

[@WolfWarriorLive]

I just gotta start saying jschlatt is in my videos and I’ll get tens of views

[@featherycoffee1401]

My condolences 3 months in advance.

[@WolfWarriorLive]

@@featherycoffee1401 why three months?

[@featherycoffee1401]

@@WolfWarriorLive 3 months may have been a bit short, but I think schlatt's current shtick is wearing out. He'll just be an another usual with no special star value by then. Ofc Miz and others will clickbait him but that doesn't count, Miz clickbaits literally everyone big or small.

[@MrGamis]

@@featherycoffee1401 schlatt's been clickbaitable since early 2020. Don't think his juice gonna run out any time soon

[@bt70a9]

Yes, we need more Jschlatt.. He's a funny addition to your personality!

[@Aztrosist]

the lions would lose. you know it. i know it. give up.

[@Kami-ic3je]

your video on that went into my recommendations yesterday lmaoo

[@despacito_spajder953]

only at night tho, so ye ye

[@manfallingoffaladder]

I dont think you understand the amount of 1 billion, unless the circumstances have changed since I last have heard the infamous question

[@lucafischer1467]

Bro there’s 7 bil people on earth, gardevoir could make a black hole and just win

[@Kami-ic3je]

@@manfallingoffaladder watch his video

[@maddybaby2023]

This is just Ludwig questioning everything about everything

[@Ihavealeftbrain]

He even cut other questions he asked on stream.

[@Dapp07]

And i love it.

[@silmaz07]

Man has a story to tell for every meme

[@JustArcher19]

didn't even mention that dream ratio'd him by saying "he's right behind you"

[@xlunarempirex8152]

Love how they edited out the part where Qt says that Ludwig is standing on his toes in the clip where Lud meets XQC

[@quinnis]

ludstache looks like he fell asleep at a party and had it drawn on with a sharpie

[@bremze918]

When he started talking about kevin's driveby, I had the tastiest bite of my meal. Thanks, Lud.

[@jockii21]

Ludwig: talks to xqc multiple times online Also Ludwig when he meets him irl: "Hi, im Ludwig"

[@Damsel_In_Distress_528]

Knowing Ludwig was an English major, hearing him say "Sheeesh" unironically so much worries me.

[@portalbucket5365]

Schlatt is such a genius. He knows exactly what hes doing and hes making a shitload from it.

[@PinkMonkeyBird]

I'll never understand what kind of person thinks sleeping with more people is a good thing. How could ever be jealous of that in a fulfilling relationship? You know who I'm jealous of? The guy who found his perfect match on attempt number one and hasn't had a single doubt the rest of his life.

[@kendricklamarlover247]

Ikr like I don't understand it either

[@hyon2441]

probs just them boasting that they can get people without trying while also having more options. when really it's them thinking that theyre all that when all sex offers is pleasure and it just happens the person is a horndog with no standards or respect for self and others. (not that being with countless people is bad, it just doesnt make you better nor should you base ur worth around it, feel free to disagree bec idrc)

[@skrrt-skrrt]

Sex is different than relationships. Women statistically have way more satisfying sex when they're in monogamous relationships. So Ludwig is guaranteed better than a manchild fraud who visited a brothel in Germany known for trafficking women and children for sex slavery.

[@Mc.Tokyo12]

You see the thing with this is that uh . . . . . Who asked

[@JurrasicJT]

Ah yes Ludwig the only youtuber that accounts for my fucked up sleep schedule and uploads at 3 in the morning

[@jamesanderson5658]

Hi me

[@whymustyoubetraymeso2768]

fr, wtf Ludwig 😔

[@circledash9813]

2:14 am

[@chickfalley4205]

@@circledash9813 heh same

[@chickfalley4205]

@@circledash9813 2:21 am D:

[@SquidsAgainstChickens]

Lud watching his tongue every time now when talking about other streamers and KZbinrs ever since that stuff with Adin Ross lol

[@featherycoffee1401]

He should have just went crazier and edgier with it.

[@cryed0]

@@featherycoffee1401 thing is if he gets hyper edgy, he'll become "problematic"

[@featherycoffee1401]

@@cryed0 yeah, but like schlatt and the misfits demonstrated, it only works if you let it. I don't know if he would be able to play with otv anymore tho

[@bigboi4161]

@@featherycoffee1401 what do you think they are business partners ,you know they could form an actual relationship right they invited him and qt to a meet up for fun, also misfits and schlatt had already interacted with otv .

[@featherycoffee1401]

@@bigboi4161 so, it's all safe if he does that ? Man, I wish he did that.

[@der9400]

The instant timestamp spam when Lud said he liked a post lol

[@whippersnapper7632]

Ok, Ludwig, if you don't agree with the pokemon argument then get on the Sleep Deprived Podcast and debate, maybe ask jschlatt why he doesn't like discord, maybe throw some burgers out of a plane.

[@ಠ_ಠ-ಶ7ಠ1ಛ]

“Mom can we get Of Mice and Men?” “We have Of Mice and Men at home” Of Mice and Men at home:

[@lildisappointment2912]

Yes

[@ryanfairhurst5567]

the fact that I just read this book in English. like bruh. LOL

[@lildisappointment2912]

@@ryanfairhurst5567 yes

[@ryanfairhurst5567]

@@lildisappointment2912 yes

[@happi2659]

Is this the new OwO?

[@ImThePerson0]

Can’t wait for the Ludwig x Schlatt fanfiction that get born from that thumbnail

[@louisleycuras8357]

schlatt in 98-99 would not have been fun. Dodged a bullet their lud

[@Jupiterninja95]

I don't get it

[@blakeerenhouse943]

@@Jupiterninja95 nothing to get. Nobody did anything to anyone (especially not to any women) in 1999 that would be of any concern

[@louisleycuras8357]

@@Jupiterninja95 schlatt murdered dudes... (it is a joke)

[@goldmantis5850]

@@louisleycuras8357 shhhh

[@opusnoctem3650]

hes imitated mizkifs self-joke laugh with the arm raise so many times that hes doing it himself without realizing now LOL

[@johnnykiehn1872]

1:29 QT and Lud already got hitched? Huh, that explains the break...

[@phoenixfront]

He’s talking about a plane idiot

[@USBYDProductions]

@@phoenixfront no hes talkin bout a chruhc dumbo

[@Ateka9]

How is no one mentionning how good Ludwig's impressions are? He nails every one of them on the fly!

[@ta_.r0878]

Truly disgusting, that some people would do this sort of thing.

[@quillu6379]

Truly disgusting, that some people would do this sort of thing

[@fylthl]

Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this sort of thing

[@Akbananas]

Truly disgusting, that some people would do this sort of thing.

[@-Comet.]

This is the most annoying copypasta

[@mariush.composer]

@@-Comet. and it's not even done right, in the og it says "horrible thing"

[@notnothaze]

ludwigs outro song is so underrated. it fits his content perfectly I love it

[@colemandavis7630]

You just did this on stream like 5 hours ago...props to your editors speed

[@JulienHerrmann]

ur comment was made 5 hours ago, props to your speed

[@Reeser-th5kl]

@@JulienHerrmann your comment was made 3 hours ago, props to your speed

[@JulienHerrmann]

@@Reeser-th5kl your comment was made 2 minutes go, props to your speed

[@bluegoosecommuterline]

@@JulienHerrmann your comment was made 1 hour ago, props to your speed

[@JulienHerrmann]

@@bluegoosecommuterline your comment was made 2 minutes go, props to your speed

[@SHMOUSEY86]

Draco Meteor is a very good point I hadn’t even thought of yet. Get every dragon to fire that shit off around the earth and boom. Everything on earth (including 1B lions) dies, except for the dragons who used the attacks, and fairy types because they’re somehow immune. Think Pokémon won’t do a coordinated attack like that without a trainer? Well Mewtwo is a Pokémon that can literally psychically communicate with humans in any language, and is potentially smarter than Alakazam which have 5,000 IQ...- I think he could handle telling 73 dragons to “rain fire” like he’s some purple, scrotum-chinned Hercules.

[@isky6541]

It really does baffle me that there are actual people who think 1B lions could win against ALL the pokemon

[@generalgrievous6689]

There are just some people who mastered the art of popularity without it looking like they were trying. Schlatt, Technoblade and Moist Critikal being examples.

[@PBRatLord]

TBH while a billion is a big number, two bombs also wiped out 100k+ people, and plenty of pokemon were on par if not far more powerful than the first A bombs. Lions can go hand to hand, but like 95% of pokemon have ranged attacks.... It's exactly like what happened after the Civil War when US arms made their way to feudal Japan, firepower conquers all regardless of how badass they are in a 1v1 melee brawl. I'm more a historical fanboy than pokemon and even I can see that they'd totally wipe the floor with a billion lions

[@robbu2445]

Also perish song

[@TheKaruso33]

3:26 guessed the video time correctly, congrats

[@BassFishingYoda]

3:26 well done dinosaurp... on getting the right time

[@budgetlifter]

he met schlatt...

[@DragonSlayer-yt8ti]

Lud, we know your in deep but you can still back out, us Pokémon believers will still accept you.

[@Bralliemovies]

One roar of time by dialga and it’s over

[@lewisgrigg9878]

I think the lion/Pokémon debate finally got through to him. Thank god

[@YellowSub0]

God damn the editors are quick. This was from today’s stream

[@schmee9102]

14:13 Nameless, I am so sorry about that

[@yeet811]

Shoutout to the guy at 3:26 in chat who got the time right

[@conor3216]

There’s something about Ludwig explaining a dog shitting that’s just

[@rhadoh786]

Seananners and hutch cod commentaries damn lud, why did you have to throw us back that far

[@guavaice]

3:26 Dinosaurp... you are a legend sir

[@pipoloi1999]

Man I can't stop watching the clip of everyone in agony as the dog sprays the room. From nick and malena realizing late to Hasan pointing at it in disgust before running away to ludwig dry heaving. It makes me cry.

[@cheesecrew]

The little song and dance right before is just icing on the cake

[@Squiggy2010]

Soda freaking out 😂

[@Youngryoo]

Ludwig straight up turning into Jshlatt

[@fooldomino]

Pokémon vs 1 billion lions is just proving it's always QUALITY over QUANTITY

[@Bail.e_y]

Everyone simps for jschlatt even I do sometimes

[@enzoarweq4525]

yup, parasocially simp of course

[@budgetlifter]

everyone remember back when ludwig met schlatt?

[@officialsmokeeey9919]

I absolutely love luds fake laugh, shit made my day just that much better

[@soapchain7711]

Well, looks like I’m staying up for another 18mins. Thanks a lot Lud.

[@matthewwilson5578]

3:26 someone actually got it right in chat

[@stephanie-ty3df]

I can’t believe people in the chat didn’t know that Ludwig was in Texas, they missed shitcon 2021

[@clay1876]

This is the pure definition of the "neighbor's kids"

[@serencefrostbite3362]

as someone who only just found ludwig but has already way too familiar with Shlatt, that title is so panic-inducing XD

[@argonile2344]

I’m the exact opposite although I have seen Shlatt in videos, for example Swagger Souls’ videos, he’s wild but truly an interesting person. I’ve seen clips him of before as well saying weird stuff.

[@ducc_drip5371]

13:00 his shirt, PFFFFFT

[@kokoc8255]

twitch always says hi KZbin so HI TWITCH

[@fre9205]

Schlatt actef exactly how you'd think he would

[@featherycoffee1401]

The hasan impression is fucking spot on.

[@dg_yorick6814]

xQc 6:50 "I know things are bad right now. Don't worry, it'll get much worse"

[@marcusferro7588]

Is it me or is watching Ludwig with a face cam that’s pointing at his right and not directly at him kinda weird ?

[@kylebosch5834]

Thumbnail looked like either a really serious gay wedding or like they are about to start a boxing match (I feel like while boxing schlatt would pull out a gun and bust a cap in the opponent)

[@marcusferro7588]

Actually watching Ludwig through the calculator is the biggest brain way to watch KZbin in class because your teacher can’t confiscate it

[@simonmojica6401]

You know you had me at "its time for the reddet recap" thats a sub

[@RayvenNeverland]

the meme at 3:16 is the redrawn version of the drake meme yes , its widely used in the trans and nonbinary subreddits! glad to see it making it to youtube finally!!

[@rnglillian8081]

It's a good template

[@RayvenNeverland]

@@rnglillian8081 of course u have it as your pfp ljdajksdjflaskj

[@rnglillian8081]

@@RayvenNeverland for like a couple years now lololololol

[@lukeerlewein7473]

12:14 you can actually see ludwig is happy and proud of qt

[@MAX_DJM]

When this is recommended 8years later I will be proud to say I was a part of the days where the comments where mostly frech

[@kasgrieve9741]

The lion vs Pokémon meme reminded me that people don’t realise how big a billion is, 1million seconds = 11 days… 1billion seconds= 31 years

[@ebar-izzy8886]

9:19 Joker laugh 👀

[@mr.miz6233]

back from july thirteenth. "I MISS THE OLD LUDWIG"

[@Tomiply]

Lol even ONE Dragonite would beat all 1 billion lions. Lions can't fly, Ludwig. Whenever the Dragonite got tired of blasting hyper beams down on the lions, it could just fly off somewhere and rest. Every single Pokémon combined, on the other hand? Lions stand no chance.

[@superlegal2965]

Lions would stack

[@jonathoneanes628]

4 ad breaks. Ludwig must be down bad

[@0PE.]

Ludwig shlatt has a good ring to it, or does johnathan Algren sound better?

[@lannpoi2041]

5:12 After so long, it's finally back! Enough to make a grown man cry

[@kylokage]

When you Google Ludwig's height it says he's 5'9 lol

[@Jamesadams024]

Wiki is great dude

[@kyle8995]

3:26 someone got it

[@AiidxnSZN]

Careful Lud, you were about 22 years off meeting someone who wasn’t very nice

[@davesawyer1164]

Jschlatt is a view farming monster... this is currently trending on KZbin #28 😂

[@Blappy1000]

Im a person who raised Ludwigs female viewership (I'm trans female)

[@EFreiganga]

yo happy pride month

[@Blappy1000]

@@EFreiganga thx!!

[@unix8979]

You can’t lie the dude who made the lion video was pretty funny regardless of his points

[@JamaarandZack]

Claim your “here within an hour” ticket right here

[@JamaarandZack]

🄶🅄🅈🅂 🄿🄻🄴🄰🅂🄴 🄸 🄽🄴🄴🄳 🄷🄴🄻🄿. 🄼🅈 🄼🅄🄼 🅃🄾🄻🄳 🄼🄴 🄸🄵 🄸 🄶🄴🅃 300 🄻🄸🄺🄴🅂 🄾🄽 🄼🅈 🅁🄴🄲🄴🄽🅃 🅅🄸🄳🄴🄾 🅃🄷🄴🄽 🄸🄼 🄶🄾🄸🄽🄶 🅃🄾 🄶🄴🅃 🄼🅈 “🄳🅁🄴🄰🄼 🅂🄴🅃🅄🄿” 🅂🄾 🄿🄻🄴🄰🅂🄴 🄷🄴🄻🄿. 🄸 🄷🄰🅅🄴 🅃🄾 🅄🅂🄴 🄼🅈 🄿🄷🄾🄽🄴 🅃🄾 🄴🄳🄸🅃 🄰🅃 🅃🄷🄴 🄼🄾🄼🄴🄽🅃 🄰🄽🄳 🄸🄼 🅃🅁🅈🄸🄽🄶 🄶🅁🄾🅆. 🄿🄻🄴🄰🅂🄴 🄷🄴🄻🄿 🄾🄽 🄼🅈 🄹🄾🅄🅁🄽🄴🅈. 🄿🄻🄴🄰🅂🄴 🄳🄾🄽'🅃 🄷🄰🅃🄴 🄼🄴 🄸 🄹🅄🅂🅃 🅁🄴🄰🄻🄻🅈 🄽🄴🄴🄳 🅂🄾🄼🄴 🄷🄴🄻🄿.😘😘💔💔💔!!!

[@StinkyThug]

Here

[@hiatusxhiatus]

@@JamaarandZack no

[@ThatStunnenDude]

Wheres my within 10minute ticket

[@ezrahaskard3527]

Dude the adin Ross bots are on lud videos that’s how fucking dumb his chat is

[@3evo333]

I was there for this one😂😂😂. I randomly decided to watch twitch and checked in as soon as he started the recording portion.

[@IyadKanawati]

Late

[@natnick2935]

Barely

[@JostoneHD]

12:22 True! That's the mindset every streamer should have! It's a shame so many streamers just don't. Instead, they are jealous or ignores those that actually want to do something!

[@draxbrady1535]

10:21 Ludwig with the Schlactcent

[@MyDogisEvil]

a battle of faces and facial hair

[@carsynagen3525]

OFC LUDWIG WATCHED SEANANNERS I LOVE THAT

[@furymonger5395]

3:26 congrats dinosaurp on getting the time right

[@MB-og3dw]

petition for ludwig to upload his entire uncut high school musical to help us in our future endeavors with women

[@SubparLoki]

That lion v Pokémon argument reminds me of schlatt trnya argue that Pokémon would win (chuckle sandwich #15) except the entire argument was charzard, and this r was a hint more anger

[@funny_rose]

When he said “next week” I frame one went and finally followed him. I need to see Ludwig as Ludwig

[@sebastianziegler8960]

I actually didn't notice Lud's left eye was lower than his right until I saw the drawing lol

[@quansanspringle950]

Cat fished me of watching the whole 18 min video of me trying to see we’re Ludwig met jschlatt

[@E111DOG]

My man's hitting us with the OG machinima players right out the gate

[@charliem4498]

this man said pokémon and my phone got a pokémon notification deadass they’re fucking listening

[@WhisperingWolf98]

Ludwig gives his best costumer service voice on stream. 12/10 deserves more hype