I Might Be The WORST Player in Splatoon 3

While preparing for the Splatoon 3 chill season update, I tried my hand at anarchy battles to unlock more new weapons, but of course with enough disconnects and losses this would be a truly tough ride...
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[@13thWaffle]

Here we see the JayMoji in its natural habitat, dying in Splatoon.

[@sinfizz_]

A simple creature, seemingly falling into the water. Oh? What’s this? It seems it dissolved. How odd.

[@shto4782]

Are you saying he's a total noob💀

[@TootiFry]

@@shto4782oh yes indeed.

[@dearestmacee]

@@TootiFry lmfao

[@Shefinanigans]

The splatoon respawn screen

[@namelessisnameless_]

Not gonna lie, I lost 6 or even 7 matches in a row one time. Ever since that time I haven’t been able to win a ranked match, I just pretty much switched to turf war.

[@voidquill]

yeahh....

[@zaisakura7981]

I’ve lost 9 ranked matches in a row if that makes you feel any better 👹

[@rohanisya2]

@@zaisakura7981I lost 14 matches in a row in the Splatfest…

[@harmless9336]

If you find yourself losing too much try a different playstyle. Sub spamming can be quite effective when you aren't confident in direct fighting.

[@namelessisnameless_]

@@harmless9336 sounds like a good idea, Ty

[@xraenon1664]

You know a man is broken when he doesn't even bother to fix his glasses

[@EKURAIN]

2:27 for the coroika manga panel thing To whoever wants to read the manga, take a shot everytime the main character pants down someone or get stripped

[@Henry-I-H-N-I]

That- That’s a thing that happens a lot?

[@Wallis_2001]

8:27 Ninja Squid is meta because the stages in S3 are designed in a way that benefits chargers. It's not to an unfair degree, but there are a lot of vantage points where they can control the middle of the stages; either by standing directly on mid, or somewhere from the side. People use it to avoid being sniped, basically.

[@Starlit_Onion]

Ninja squid is still visible, I don't understand why people don't see it.

[@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868]

It's not to an unfair degree necessarily, but it certainly is an unbalanced degree

[@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868]

@@Starlit_Onion It's visible but only barely, basically not at all up close, and in the heat of the moment, you're almost certainly not gonna see it. For all intents and purposes, in a real match, it's invisible

[@Clorox_Gaming]

As someone who is garbage at splatoon, you are definitely not the worst Edit: lol everyone is copying my comment in the comment section

[@vanllia8]

Sorry but I am

[@Huziplayz2010]

@@vanllia8ahem..I’m even worse

[@Unlocked_223]

@@Huziplayz2010 Amateurs.

[@Fabian.J]

@@Unlocked_223 What did you say?!

[@mariapsi7844]

@@Unlocked_223 indeed

[@Tyler-iw7ve]

8:26 in S2, Ninja squid had a 20% speed reduction. Now it's only 10%

[@altyre7953]

Here’s a tip with splattershot JR When you’re not pressuring the opponent with bombs, you want to be turfing the active area to allow your team to move forwards and get the W. This also lets you get your special eventually (if you don’t die like me)

[@VelvSunrise]

I, the squiffer main, absolutely feel the survival mode “I HAVE to use point sensor” pain

[@Starlit_Onion]

Do you bunny hop... curious if every squiffer main does...

[@angelfish1192]

@@Starlit_Onion I only hop when I shoot. I don’t hop constantly

[@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868]

Jay: Looks at one of the most meta defining weapons of splat 3, that also has a low enough skill floor that tons of new players pick it up and do fine Also Jay: You don't see a lot of Sloshing Machines. We're a dying breed

[@Lana_305]

I feel like the best way to rank up weapons in Splatoon 3 is by specifically playing on Splat Zones with that weapon. The points (from what I'm understanding) is only counting the TURF inked, not the points from a match in total. And some games of Splat Zones can last the entire time because the timer is set to 5 minutes. So you could in theory ink the entire base and continue to ink the zone while improving your points needed for ranking up the weapon.

[@S4geS4lmon]

This is now our mascot I swear

[@gh0stgarbage]

Seeing myself in chat (neonnitelite) is like a bird seeing its reflection and I instantly go fight or flight mode

[@swellsauceFourNumbers]

Is that a challenge?

[@oldmanwolffe5248]

I second this

[@literallylanie]

I third this

[@Gayferret420]

I fourth this

[@thelemonsheep7257]

I fifth this

[@altyre7953]

I eat this bread 🥖

[@Krimpey]

As a Kensa undercover brella main from Splatoon 2, we are all hiding. Waiting for the moment to strike. Mostly just waiting for Nintendo to make Brellas playable and have good kits.

[@KirbyEnjoyer-d3o]

Funny how while Jay was showing the chat his cute little gift that he got, in the middle of all the "awww"s and "thats so cute"s there was just one person who just said, "who are you"

[@The_Worst_Splatoon_3_Player]

Nah, I disagree.

[@SolarStrikesAgain]

😳

[@_mrmccool]

actually it’s me

[@pyscha]

Man’s name is actually the worst Splatoon 3 player lmao

[@phantom7561]

Yeah bc thats me

[@happydonkey5333]

None of you can hold a candle to me when it comes to being ass

[@MAZakir2]

17:41 The fact that she just stood there after Jay whiffed so hard just makes it a whole lot funnier

[@muser0608]

The most ranked points that I've lost in this game have been due to communication errors

[@OatchiPachamama]

that transition in the time 6:10 oof its good

[@eve13acatty]

14:06 Judd Jumpscare XD

[@thelemonsheep7257]

5:08, angle shooter is a highlighter pen, it's called marker pen in Japan. Have a great day!

[@eveasterville7252]

I lost more than 10 ranked battles in a row, don’t worry Jay 👍🏾

[@elainad6728]

0:00 He shoots *HE SCORES!!!*

[@GhostOli]

Once when I was doing anarchy series, i just needed one more battle. Win or loose it didnt matter. But at the end of the battle I disconnected due to maintenance and it wiped my entire series

[@Iam_Issh]

I THINK THE FELT INKLING IS SO CUTE BUT WHEN YOU SHOWED IT ON CAM MY LITTLE SIS SCREAMED😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@altyre7953]

It's not just you. Anarchy battles have been harder than ever, and I hit the negatives. Did I miss this stream? when was this live?

[@crystalcat3696]

lol same, i hate season reset!

[@kaIeidoskuII]

was prob streamed november 29, thats what the maintenance notif said at 11:40

[@angelsaint7903]

Love the table turf part

[@dohadena]

seeing the person i played a shit ton of splatfest games w + sent a friend request to was not something i was expecting lmfao 7:45 pond snail IS a cute name haha i wish i could show them this

[@Neontetra276]

I'm worse because once I died to an undercover brella

[@thelemonsheep7257]

For all you know it could've been a top level player.

[@topherherrin4475]

mama i cant even begin to understand motion controls.. u are doing just fine in my eyes jay

[@thaingy_th3fuciibng_creature]

Everyone playing anarchy battles instead of turf war so they have a 0.00001% chance to play with Jay:

[@TheConductor...]

Everytime i hear the “yo follow me on twitch” I am always expecting a “y’a bit-“

[@Sadstainedspectator]

As someone who does not own Splatoon yet you’re definitely better than me

[@blacket-bb]

I feel like it would be hilarious at the end to cut to you losing another battle with baby jelly.

[@starvthemo2363]

8:27 gives u enough time to get used to it >:)) 👏 : rubs :

[@sinfizz_]

*sends beheaded jaymoji in PO box* best gift ever

[@thederpdiego1862]

whilst gettin sheldon six flags passes isnt too hard if urusing weapon u dont liek it feels like it takes forever

[@aidensilva4220]

Jay: you can slap me all you want, I got it in Me:😯

[@no-cz4tq]

my thoughts everytime i play x rank

[@caprisunz]

no way a jaymoji upload in MY subbox??

[@pjetorik1]

the splattershot is the moust soletd wapon in the game jay

[@3klee3]

8:29 is where he mentions ninja squid and says it’s everywhere Me: oh honey I’ve been using it since splatoon

[@OctogonalLeonardo]

*Reads title* Me whose been stuck at A- then got down to B in the update and never played ranked since. no.

[@voidquill]

i dont wanna make this into a competition, but i am LITEERALLY at c- rank with -1p 😫

[@Myer2011]

ME when i miss a live stream DIES

[@nayuki-rn]

Couldn't even have the one win at the end. Tragic

[@jesterhat4050]

If JayMoji is the worst player in Splatoon 3 then what am I.

[@vamp1ra.]

jay can't be the worst splatoon player because i'm the worst splatoon player

[@gronnlundfrompaga1775]

Ima say what we're all thinking: jay should team up with Chara to restart the NEW Brella Bois

[@azimochaa]

The game has it out for you 😭

[@EvilKingLogan]

He says he’s trash, and I’m over here doing significantly worse

[@OctoWofie4]

BRO WAKE UP JAY JUST POSTED

[@crabtank]

The true Splatoon 3 experience

[@Starlit_Onion]

I don't think anyone is worse than me at splatoon I get worse and worse with every match

[@mystic5175]

Youre not the worst, just gotta try more weapons more often

[@acxdpxlse.mp3]

3:19 GUUUHUHU

[@SamisYouTube]

No you're not, at least you're able to win unlike me.

[@LockyLawPhD]

Murphy's Law...

[@pupperboi8000]

"I'm the worst player it's splatoon three" Not if I have anything to say about it

[@emmanueloladosu8987]

Last season I lost so many games in a row in S+ I managed to get somewhere in the -300s. Everyone will have some sort of slump, it's okay guys.

[@Codeheart]

Hey, how about -1K?

[@emmanueloladosu8987]

@@Codeheart You're on your own with that one ngl💀💀💀

[@Codeheart]

@@emmanueloladosu8987 the reset happened for the chill season so i was just like thank god

[@lesserreid954]

Unrelated but I just won Splatoon 3 in a arcade and I am screaming

[@DJ_bigdawg15k]

Mini jaymoji ❤😂

[@vedis.]

My tag is meaty forehead. I love it and will never change it

[@cashy5518]

i think the mailman watches ur videos

[@nightfqlls]

Someone’s name was Ford F-150 😭

[@stefanspelt3578]

USE AIRPLANEMODE, JAMES!

[@kalashnikaaf]

12:09 IS THAT RIDER FROM THE HIT SPINOFF BOOK FOR SPLATOON NAMED COROIKA?!??!?!??!!?!!?!111!?!?!

[@dearestmacee]

YES

[@kalashnikaaf]

@@dearestmacee REAL, (btw im riders only BOY, fight me)

[@tdsplayerlvl3002]

I'm not gonna lie but I've only won 3 games of Splatoon 3 so far. 1 ranked and 2 turf wars.

[@doubletime9098]

It makes me happy to know there are worse players than me, even someone who streams themselves fills me with joy

[@octo-fro3945]

Oh my lord jay got cake 😳

[@Briduckedpt2]

I GYATT something in my eye

[@otaviocruz272]

Who put that “garlic tree” in ink blot?!

[@YouMayKnowMeAsNate]

Pain video

[@gavinfleming3317]

Trust me Jay your doing fine.

[@Agentfour4]

Jay got some of that cake😏

[@BlankDude72]

dude splatoon 2 was annoying when people would just shoot at the spawn point of there enemys

[@BasedMamaJames617]

Jay how do you get these communication errors after the match is over? You have the worst luck.

[@sayu9320]

I can’t even make pass B- Ur def not the worst 😭😭

[@goobersnoobert1]

I've been so late recently but it's fiiineee

[@sayjesserr]

u should see how i play after playing this since release 😭😭

[@sayjesserr]

release as in the first game

[@BowlOfTanuki]

i feel so sorry for u jay😢

[@studioblackleaf]

No one is as bad as me

[@jellfish3443]

Wrong, I am. Don't steal my role. And Jay, since we both suck at the game, could i please ask you to be my friend in the game and lose our sanity togheter? Please Jay, i need to know what you think about it!!

[@PolishTuna]

do u know what will happend if u will say koopa in poland

[@cam2tymes4389]

If you're the worst player in Splatoon 3, then i'm the owner of Nintendo

[@random_name64]

You are definitely better than me

[@KitKat_bar743]

People who noticed Fyrus was in the chat 👇

[@barrelr1der]

dont lie to youself, i am the worst 💯💯💯💯💯

[@djcalvin15]

how can you be the worst player, because i thought i was….?

[@sseacry4485]

you coupd put the jaymoji on your mic

[@Blobicycake]

Title false, I exist

[@VampireBites]

Your not THE worst.at least u try unlike many player who just “VEEMO” Or spam this way😢

[@dark-harvet4897]

Bruh have you SEEN my loss streak?

[@T4RN15H3D]

Well this is clearly false, seeing as I'M the worst Splatoon 3 player.

[@splattingx8937]

woo video hype

[@kmm1289]

I suck Jay and everytime I play splatoon I die

[@micahzeringue984]

If you feel you are bad at splatoon just play a shooter, and you'll do better. Works every time for me.

[@Copilot617]

We already knew this Jay (For legal reasons this is a joke)

[@cd9049]

Guys it’s almost 2025🎉❤

[@5T8YQU13T]

Nah, you should watch me play. I’m the worst

[@tomo8940]

I wish I was the worst player