I Must Kill The Evil Toilet Paper Roll!!

[@RShonta]

What an ingenious strategy! He lowers his enemy's guard with an innocent "Hi", then with a disarming war cry he charges and goes for the kill!

[@demeatrabohannon2978]

Perfect skill for an assassin

[@bree8253]

I like the way Max brought it back into his room. Then lined up the next attack! Lol

[@bladechild2449]

Sometimes toilet roll just rubs you the wrong way

[@stuchly1]

Oh my god I'm crying! XD GG!

[@bladechild2449]

Don't be silly, a door would rub even worse.

[@blondwiththewind]

AHAHAhahaaaa!!!! (I see what you did there!!! ;-)

[@ghostcityshelton9378]

And remember campers don't use shiney leaves to wipe you butt ! 😁

[@valeriea9779]

Good one. 😅😃😁

[@tokyo9459]

I love how he goes from, calm and collected to insane in 1 second. 😂

[@daybyday0731]

Tokyo like me lol.

[@kyra8214]

Tokyo IKR 😂😂

[@gwendolenmccloud8771]

(Chuckle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[@marjoriehague4388]

They are called the manic depressives of the parrot world. I can vouch for that with our Moluccan cockatoo!

[@ladyhock1954]

😂🤣

[@danner253]

Cockatoos get mad at the weirdest things. Love you Max you crazy burb.

[@gitvin]

Yes, mad at it now but five minutes from now Mr. Max will be in love. He's a lover not a fighter.

[@lamaddussa]

finally! someone who is willing to do what it takes to vanquish evil.

[@janstroud8705]

😂

[@MrKachannie]

Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve

[@tubhair]

Mister Max...please don't squeeze the Charmin!

[@tracilay4162]

James Rossi haven't heard that in a long time

[@aliceje]

I love these killer bird videos, especially the sounds Max makes

[@TheOfficialSethos]

Maybe one day a channel called "Mr. Dan TV" will pop up and it'll feature all Dan's funny voices and shenanigans, recorded by Max.

[@IcidLink]

Sethos Dan Could Voice Cartoon Characters 🤣

[@janeworrall3694]

Benjamin Jungbluth Hey, what a fab idea! From Mr Max to Mr Disney!!!

[@ghostcityshelton9378]

That would be very cool😁!

[@alohabuckeye]

Rotfl

[@paolavelez613]

0:30 "did you kill it" "YEAHHHHHH" "I think is still alive" "WHAAAAAAT" lol 😂😂😂😂

[@Danielle33384]

PAOLA VELEZ 🤣🤣🤣

[@jslferrell]

Dan lied!!!!

[@trishw.6696]

I love the way Dan says "Oh my Gosh"

[@janobyrne2424]

@Trish W. I do too.

[@tracilay4162]

Trish W. garsh! lol

[@cookiedee8473]

Yes, very cute!

[@mariannesynnvejohannessen7446]

Trish W. Yes me too 😁👌

[@CloudflierEvolved]

"Max has decided the roll of toilet paper is evil and must die." Beautiful description.

[@WukandJinjy]

0:11 When you find out the TP is only one ply and not two.

[@MrMaxTVWorld]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@greenbird3808]

Tina Marie & Wuk ..... when you find out Max took the last roll ..... LOL

[@WukandJinjy]

greenbird 😂

[@LDXReal]

Tina Marie & Wuk when u see that the toilet paper is that cheap dollar store brand

[@WukandJinjy]

Leila E LOL 😂

[@sonjabotha4617]

The person who gave Max to you must be very appreciative how intelligent and happy Max am. I've never seen a bird with so many toys. The time you spend with him is really an act of love and companionship. Thank you for taking such good care of such a magnificent bird.

[@HelloKitty-ed5cy]

sliding it along the floor just cracks me up..... such a funny guy.. :)

[@SueJackson0]

0:56 Forgot to put....VOLUME ALERT!!!! My headphones were vibrating! LOL!!! XD

[@Cupidssatan]

Clearly you did not buy the right brand of toilet paper. Didn’t think Max would find out? Oh you silly man😂

[@debit6172]

You guys are awesome! I saw a video about 6 months back and have been following you guys ever since. I started showing your videos to my dialysis patients and it's brought them so much joy as they sit through their treatments.

[@ghostcityshelton9378]

Ahhh that is so kind of you!💖

[@kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934]

Debi T I think that’s brilliant and I agree it’s such a heartwarming thing to watch this humble bird boy.. he should be an Ambassador!

[@lorraineniece8813]

Debi T how are things going with you now?

[@guylevesquelevesque9894]

The way he runs around and passed the toilet paper so he can think of a way to attack it!😂😂😂 Like:" I'm not looking at you, I don' t care about you, so the toilet paper feels safe and then... BAM!! Max is a strategist.

[@LDXReal]

Guylevesque Levesque max is clever.

[@LNMAY1]

Sneak Attack!Loved it!

[@blondwiththewind]

IT's TRUE!!! Max was stalking that toilet paper roll!!! :D

[@aliceje]

0:24 Pretty impressive attack 😱😎

[@jennysmith1149]

if i need something destroyed i know who to call.. mr.max

[@erdmannelchen8829]

*Ghostbuster Music* Who you gonna call? Mr. Maxwell!

[@frogpalpeeper4249]

If he goes after stink bugs, he's hired! LOL

[@jayjoe77]

0:34 “I think it’s still alive!” Bird: whaa!?! Charges toilet paper while doing its battle cry, lol. Awesome video!

[@jujurop645]

Must attack enemy with *HI!* First.

[@error9305]

A wild toilet paper roll appeared! Dan send out Max, Max says HIIII it confused the toilet paper roll, Max used rage it was super effective, toilet paper roll fainted.

[@CHMernerner]

most hartwarming killing scene

[@teemotheswiftscout18]

MAXimum carnage

[@armaniharris8865]

0:24 When you catch the person who's been eating your food

[@dakotablue52]

I love how he does run back to hear you give approval/encouragement. This is on my Top 50 Max Videos!

[@daviddavidson8050]

He's scooching that TP roll like it's a hockey puck Mr. Dan....Pittsburg Penguins here we come!

[@kristyrainbow3179]

"Its not 2-ply...must kill it!!"

[@LDXReal]

Kristy Daigneau must kill it cause its crusty from the dollar store

[@mandyshores1818]

😂😂😂

[@mandyshores1818]

@@LDXReal omg thats so funny

[@janeporter818]

😂😂😂😂

[@debraenderle4737]

MAX:" REMOVE THIS !!!! THIS IS NOT MY BRAND OF TOILET PAPER!!! I AM A CHARMIN BIRD!!!!"

[@judithstefancik6721]

Oh for heaven's sake! I have never seen anything so hysterical. Thanks a million for posting!!!

[@sarahmarie1391]

Max never fails to make me laugh and smile. I love his hilarious antics and the way he plays with his voice. :D

[@lydiayoung4526]

OMG! This cracked me up! I was already laughing when he suddenly came flying out of the bathroom pushing the toilet paper roll across the floor. Funniest Max so far!

[@tracilay4162]

several years ago a bird toy for small birds came out on the market that holds adding machine paper. They were instantly so popular that my local pet store sold out of them 4 times before I could finally buy mine. Who ever thought of it was a genius. My birds still love it. The large bird version held a roll of toilet paper.

[@jlhunter5390]

He doesn't often let us see him spread his wings way out, I love it.

[@sagz58]

Max is on a roll this morning and sometimes is very loud and precious. 😋😁😋

[@tracilay4162]

Lana S roll? pun intended? lol

[@sagz58]

Traci Lay Yes ma'am The pun was intended. lol

[@tracilay4162]

Lana S I wasn't sure, so I had to ask. I really liked it either way!

[@sagz58]

Traci Lay 👍😋😀

[@rosyrosethorns]

“Get it!! I think it’s still alive!!” “HAH??” (goes in for the kill with a terrifying war-cry)

[@dena81]

Okay that needs to be my new wake up alarm....Max's yells.

[@kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934]

Love the toilet paper scooting across the carpet lol.. feisty boy!

[@jedderkerm]

He makes me laugh every time! 😂🤣 He's also very loud!!! 😆

[@ЕкатеринаВишня-о7ю]

xPro Spartan he screm

[@ЕкатеринаВишня-о7ю]

xPro Spartan he screm like a goose in trouble

[@brionymarybarr3511]

The way Max attacked the toilet role and dragged it around the room, perforating it with his bird lips, I hope Dan managed to avoid the holes in the sheets when he used it.

[@kathydoyle9939]

Yay Max!! Toilet paper/carpet sweeper/kitchen floor duster! Your marching strut made me LOL! I've been away from your "Chronicles" for a while, Max: good to see you're still saving Dan from dangerous objects: your *ALARM* and *KILLER SCREECH ATTACK* had been scary!! I LOVED your marching-steps as you'd pushed that roll of paper back into your room... Happy Spring!!

[@tracilay4162]

Kathy Doyle welcome back fellow Minnesotan! I have been worried that something happened to you.

[@kathydoyle9939]

Traci Lay Hi! Yes, something "happened"...I'm cleaning, sorting and uber-organizing an untidy room. I'd invite someone to help me, but I'm not willing to "share" the "fun" I'm having. lol I make sure to spend "quality time" playing Solitaire on my laptop, of course. LOL

[@kathydoyle9939]

Traci Lay There IS a "Chronicle" on the vid where the carrier is at the bottom of the stairs. Translating that and typing it, had taken over an hour! I really do think Max had said "unneeded" a few times. grinning

[@kathydoyle9939]

6/25/17 = Chronicle; I missed a bit of Dan's "lines" toward the end, tho. I LOVE how Max slides down the banister!

[@maathathor3286]

I watch you and Maxs' videos and I 've got one thing to say. You make Max one big happy bird. God bless you both. Thank you for sharing him with all of us.

[@StormieYK]

I love the bit when max pushes it along the floor like it’s a car

[@stuchly1]

if a paper roll... rubs you the wrong way... who you gonna call? max-buster! :D

[@rosiedoesstuff7509]

So funny how he attacks the toilet paper! Love him!

[@nellienel1708]

Beautiful Baby Bird You Beat That Toilet Paper Good!!!!!

[@youkyouk7471]

Better than a Hollywood scenario !

[@SongMom8]

Bird alarm! Making the neighborhood aware of the danger!

[@lavenderrose8043]

I love it how Cockatoos just get mad at the weird things. But this bird, he made my whole life a better monday when I watched this. It's so funny!

[@jebtucker9359]

It's impossible to watch these Mr Max videos without smiling. Thanks so much for bringing a little bit of happiness into people's lives with these hilariously charming videos.

[@DYSL3X1C-240]

0:56 i can imagine him as a alarm clock 😂

[@shyanjohn2024]

All Ik is that toilet paper won't do it no more what ever it did 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vickster1958]

I just love how he squawks when he attacks something, and he really squawks in this video!

[@jackyhawkins1895]

One minute I thought he was going to "you know what " with loo roll. Next minute he's polishing the kitchen floor. Many thanks for sharing

[@karenmassie9932]

My little dog Rosie heard Max my phone and got up from a nap just to watch. Her head tilted side to side and she even made a couple of sounds. Needless to say I think Max now has a new fan. It was twice as much fun for me.

[@olgamaria2602]

Good grief! I keep forgetting that Max is truly a Raptor, not simply an awesome and beautiful person in feathers!! **shivers**

[@ghostcityshelton9378]

Cockatoos can bite through small chains. They are very intelligent. Max luvs his Daddy and kitty pal Dusty.

[@judyeason6976]

I'm awake now! lol. Gosh I love these guy's.

[@GetRekt-bw6pu]

Judy Eason These guys.

[@StraysoftheBeyond]

That toilet paper roll was going straight for his family Max had to do _something._

[@shirleyshipman-johnson4592]

Max always just makes my day Dan I want to ask you and Max to please say a prayer for a dear friend of mine and her dog Beaux. Tuesday night he got sick had to have emergency surgery. The doctor essay able to get all the tumor. But now we are waiting to hear if it's cancer. I believe us animal lovers need to pray for each other's pets. Thank you in advance. Max you made me really have the giggles today.

[@LDXReal]

Shirley Johnson i will pray for you

[@jsystem2]

Maxwell for the president of united states.

[@lamaddussa]

why not? we've had an orange one. why not a pink one?

[@Mitch6697]

Max is smarter than the current one imo

[@imjustoutforastroll5091]

jiicee So now being president is for the birds.

[@janeworrall3694]

jiicee All he needs is a good looking bird on his arm!

[@dashuhn5036]

michelle hancock So true. Even his shrieks sound more intelligent then the mental diarrhea that the mad orange suffers from.

[@scenethelite]

Max: "I tried to introduce myself politely, but he did not respond appropriately in the standard birdie protocol, therefore he must be destroyed as an enemy invader!"

[@suemorgan3355]

He full of energy this morning lol...🕊💕

[@taylorsartre3422]

Once The Evil Toilet Paper Roll has been vanquished, Max displays his heroism to Dad💙

[@kwutopia10]

oh my goodness ...I'm laffin sooooo hard !!! Maxwell ...you are hilarious !

[@marygrace124]

Good tumble control there Max! And it slides so much better on the kitchen floor!!

[@cynthiajokela7773]

I love his attack sounds! Fearsome!

[@wxclim8]

You tell it, Maxwell! And darn those people that glue the top sheet to the roll!!!!

[@judydonegan7280]

I like how Max has his own kingdom, filled with his toys etc, and a chair for when he summons you to come and admire him.

[@ethelnygaard7788]

Max is so funny with the toilet paper roll. I look forward to seeing what you two are up to every day. Thanks for putting a smile on my face during these tough times.

[@cazevans927]

Outta all the toys Max has....🤣🤣🤣toilet roll.

[@stephaniemathias2343]

lol I love that when you stood up he ran to hide under his cage

[@teresastrano7772]

This is hysterically funny! I got tears from laughing! Especially max pushing or carrying the roll great distances (for a bird) with his beak! He is some kind of drama king I swear. Just devastatingly funny! And he makes dramatic vocalizations as he goes.

[@LonDiffenderfer]

LOL! He really did not like that roll of toilet paper. Maybe he thought it was a competitor cockatoo. :D

[@Busterboo56]

I love me some Max and Dan in the morning! I feel that my day will be a good one. Love y'all!

[@pamack1033]

Lol. I am crying here,so funny the way he charges it and then says hi.pushing it across the floor. Haha max you are too sweet.

[@patriciacrosby9737]

Good boy Max, you saved daddy from the most hateful toilet paper!

[@alohabuckeye]

I would pay good money to see Peebles, Max , Harley and Gotcha the Cockatoo have a play date - bet I am not alone although I would hate for the other three to pick up the Salty Language Pebbles picked up from her apparent time with a marine at some point. She still has a lot to tell Kelly about her time in the Corp though she did love the Volkewagon. Of course, not one of them holds a candle to Max and his carrier possessed deep voice and his frequent pirouettes. We have always enjoyed your channel but during this pandemic a lifesaver. Thank you for the frequent posts. Your wonderful bond and willingness to play straight man to your comedy partner has us in stitches. So loving the new view out the window. Assuming you guys are still in Pennsylvania so was shocked April was a lawn mowing start - climate change indeed. Well, keep us updated on your adventures. Maybe one day you will take him for a hike - a friend of mine did the whole Appalachian Trail with his surfer crested. Said he saw the running hind end of tons of animals as his girl “ Sheba” liked to scream “ wooweee” at anything that moved in the forest at the top of her little cockatoo lungs.

[@madcatlady7435]

I though that toilet roll was a gonna when Max took it to his den of destruction, otherwise known as the box under his cage! Great impression of a reversing lorry warning too Mr Max!!!

[@rightfulhuman947]

Haha! He is so cute. Sometimes he sounds like an eagle! My Parrotlet says "son of a biotch", "god damn it", "get out of my way" and "what are you doin' here" among other things. She is also a rescue bird.

[@toddbazurto1423]

Max doing his victory scream. "I have destroyed the evil toilet paper demon.

[@celestialskye1]

Well, now we all know what Not to buy Max for Christmas 🎄

[@Veevee892]

What a mess Maxwell has made in his room Dan! Haha, thanks for this great video!

[@mebtm4top]

I love the scream Max makes when he attacks!😄

[@caffeinated24x7]

That's a riot! What did that poor toilet paper roll ever do to him?

[@samuelstoner5651]

Mr. Max videos always make me smile.

[@dakotacampbell1358]

Max predicting the way the world will act regarding toilet paper in 2020

[@starlegends3092]

That was accualy the comment I was looking for

[@taylorsartre3422]

Dear Max warning the townfolk! Hurry! Torches and pitchforks! It's a TOILET PAPER ROLL!💙

[@brama100]

Max is such an excellent friend to wake up to. :O)

[@Andresladee]

Max tickles me!! At the same time though, when he attacks things, he seems so wild. I'm glad he's so gentle with you....mostly!

[@willquinndeb]

lol... well that was just down right adorable ... does he attack it when it is on the holder or just when the rolls are free flowing lol... wonder if you can get him to push it all over your kitchen floors, add a little dust mop to the bottom of the roll so he could dust your floors as he pushes lol .

[@MrMaxTVWorld]

this is his first time killing it

[@Canerican.]

LMFAO When he pushed that roll across the floor!

[@deejay2838]

This white roll of puff got to go! Too funny watchin Max slide it into the hall...daddy is clayzzzie!! 😂😀 Both clayzzieee!!!😄😛💖💖 HUGS!

[@sleepysloth13]

Max is so cute! Everytime I watch his shennanigans, I wanna ditch work and go home to my feathered baby!

[@Jane-nc2fr]

Who knew we needed a champion to vanquish the evil tp rolls. Just wait til he gets a hold of a paper towel roll, or even more sinister is a tissue box!

[@kittyvaughn76]

I love it when Max flogs. "Max Full Throttle" today.

[@paulabrooking4237]

Max has problems with the toilet paper but love watching you and Mr.Max everyday Thank you for sharing this with everyone

[@angelesmith854]

Max makes me laugh Sheriff Max in town...and that scanner voice ...its the summertime ...he s letting loose...ha ha

[@1JamesMayToGoPlease]

Who knew that toilet paper could evoke such a range of emotions? LOL :)

[@phyllisnunn2061]

Cheese whiz, Max! What did the toilet paper ever do to you??? 🤣