I NEED A MATSU! [Feat. Sedgeie]

[@lolhooplacatz]

AU where this is what the fairy godmother sings in shrek 2

[@mariasalcedoacosta6231]

YES PLEASE

[@therulerofseas9953]

I swear that needs to be made

[@lolhooplacatz]

The Ruler Of Seas `Shiibe` I actually was making it.

[@therulerofseas9953]

***** Thank you. Please link it when you're done.

[@lolhooplacatz]

Can't link with KZbin.

[@SCP-2295]

the fact that its the sherk version makes it better

[@shocapik4254]

+loss.jpg Ikr, now i imagine the fairy flipping all her shit and sing about osomatsu--

[@carmenbarman2380]

6 people disliked...i wonder who those six were....

[@chorofapski]

matsus you gorgeous bastards

[@LovelyyyIDV]

All the rest are the Jyushimatsu-clone virus. ._.

[@therulerofseas9953]

THEY DEM BOIS

[@tamarasilverman5329]

It lyami making 6 accounts

[@ghostboatreallysucks]

26 now

[@sunburstkisser]

"What music are you into?" Me: I like this. It's very grown up. *starts playing this song*

[@MaggieMangleWright]

You just... I love you now XD

[@Lee-qu2wy]

So true

[@2wuv]

I am A Ghost same

[@rikimerasty2331]

Omg the number 1 hero Endeavour likes osomatsu san???? 😱😱😱

[@stnkngt]

so true@@MaggieMangleWright

[@gladstonekatoa917]

my boyfriend showed up to my house dressed as my fave, Jyushimatsu!! He looked so adorable my heart exploded!! gah.

[@yeetedandgoosed]

You are the luckiest girlfriend ever-! ;u;

[@gladstonekatoa917]

Silver Otaku Well, um, thank you!! But I'm not a girl... I'm a boy! Hehe...

[@yeetedandgoosed]

Aww-! I'm sorry if I offended you! But that's really awesome! Cx

[@gladstonekatoa917]

Nonono, it's okay!! And thank you again!! ^u^

[@ebusssy]

thats so cute omg i am shedding tears

[@pans1]

YOUVE MEMED TOO HARD

[@9t4nek]

ONE CANNOT MEME TOO HARD

[@fishcandy3345]

I THINK I PULLED SOMETHING BECAUSE I WAS MEMEING SO HARD

[@ivey2459]

A friend is watching osomatsu-san, should I send him this?

[@jhhvnnbnn]

yes

[@happyhognose4878]

hell yes

[@ivey2459]

I will message him this video without saying anything else.

[@happyhognose4878]

+QueenOfCacti do it

[@ivey2459]

Happy Homestucker I did it, now I wait, because he probably is sleeping.

[@Sedgeie]

OH YEAH!!! NOTHING LIKE NEET THIRSTING TO GET THE BLOOD PUMPING!!!!

[@C013Huff]

+★Sedgeie★ You both did excellent on this!!

[@thedoctor559]

+★Sedgeie★ True

[@PenguinTunes_1]

you know what would make it even better...? if someone would animate this song in the scene of the Shrek 2 rescue but instead the brothers rescue Karamatsu from being married to Totoko...

[@Hawwwlucha]

Unrealistic, they'd all murder Karamatsu and fight to the death to take his place.

[@Berberbug]

+Risingmatsu they'd have to save him from marrying the flower he watered

[@Hawwwlucha]

Amber Youngs More like there to attend the wedding. Besides, they all like Totoko. That's the difference.

[@ebusssy]

I just might will. Who should be who?

[@Hawwwlucha]

Ayuuria Karamatsu - Fiona; Shrek - your choice of who you ship that shittymatsu with; Puss - Totty; Donkey - Jyushimatsu; Charming - Totoko; the rest of the characters would probably depend on your ship of choice.

[@silvia4037]

Sedgegi: I USED TO BE NORMAL, KYLEE!! Kylee: Uh huh. Sedgegi: I USED TO BE NORMAL! Kylee: Mmhmm. Sedgegi: LOOK WHAT YOU DID! Kylee: Listen, I understand your pain and I'm sorry but if I have to go down, I'm taking you all down with me. Sedgegi: *Unintelligible sobbing* THE DEPRAVITY!! Kylee: Hey, hey! *snapping fingers* Look at me! It's not too late to say no! DAMN, CHECK OUT THAT ASS THOUGH!! *maniacal laughter* YES!! Sedgegi: OH MY GOD!

[@mo-te6uy]

why are so many people thirsting after jon arbuckle recolours

[@butteredbread5534]

limedust HEhoddh UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@furiousmagician5912]

bold of you to assume i dont want jon arbuckle himself

[@neetvillage]

bruh i still need a matsu 7 years later. even moreso now tbh my yearning has only grown

[@furiousmagician5912]

youre so real for that

[@snailsslugs]

What did we ever do to deserve these two

[@NoNo-so6vz]

+zensoda been matsu girls.... ichimatsu girl in my case

[@xXwapa98xDXx]

HOLY CR A P THIS IS AMAZING!!!

[@theamazingpou]

xXwapa98xDXx *y e s*

[@hosuhshippersxh6027]

xXwapa98xDXx Yes it is amazing

[@AdorkableMarina]

THIS SOUNDS SO BEAUTIFUL AND CINEMATIC IM TELLING YOU WE NEED THAT PERFORMANCE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS

[@lunatunny7594]

DARN STRAIGHT! SNAG THAT SMOKE MACHINE ND THE 80s SYNTH KEYTAR. Tupperware Remix Party style.

[@MadameTeqi]

When people ask what got me into this fanbase, I hope you know this is Exhibit A.

[@kiwisunshine]

"Somewhere after midnight in my wildest fantasy, there's a wimpy loser who is desperate enough to date me." me. ;_;

[@HyenasMeow]

the Witch same

[@weird_art_kid]

Same 😭😭

[@animangaholic94]

I've never seen Osomatsu-san, but this makes me want to watch it.

[@NoNo-so6vz]

+JJ .Zahhak do it... join us! be one of us!

[@shocapik4254]

+JJ .Zahhak Give your soul to the devil--

[@tylerpruitt9572]

+Nikouli Makouli someone called me for taking a soul???

[@shocapik4254]

Nyx Avatar If Osomatsu don't succed then it will be your turn pal ovo)b

[@Len-tt9iy]

one of us.

[@RandomlySimple]

your voices are both so beautiful and this is honestly such a good cover??? regardless of the parody, which is also gorgeous

[@fateboundknight4757]

Honesty, the fact that this is the arrangement from Shrek 2 makes this even better.

[@lizardgirl]

I completely agree.

[@friendlycatboy9156]

Jfc the fact there are talented people in the world who would take the time to write and sing this makes me overwhelming happy oh my godmatsu

[@blueglasses4404]

Aaron Gavin did you mean "Kamimatsu"? 😂😂😂

[@crierpsycho]

I want this played on my wedding X'DD

[@hmm-rr5os]

YASS PLEASE..i would rip off the dress and have sparkly blue pants, skull belt and karamatsu tank top..and and have the bridesmaids help me put on a leather jacket and sun glasses..and then rip off the veil to reveal the hair and blast this song and walk away from the wedding..with the bridemaids..

[@crierpsycho]

+kawaiikitten1179 omfg 😂😂😂 that's perfect XD

[@hmm-rr5os]

+Crier Psycho well..yeah its Karamatsu..of course its perfect...i saw a shirt with his face on it and it was named "cringeymatsu " and i died..but a would do it at my wedding and not get married..just walk away..

[@crierpsycho]

+dan's sad dimple 😂😂😂

[@DeathBunnehz]

the "I USED TO BE NORMAL KYLEE!" part made me laugh so hard cause that's so M E

[@atotalfiasco4213]

Singing it loud and proud because I relate XD I was recently dragged into Osomatsu hell XD

[@elfindigo]

I've been into Osomatsu-San for a grand total of one week and I'm already eyes deep Matsu.

[@pearlyp9898]

same

[@ashleyward3829]

KARAMATSU IS BEST MATSU

[@TauroIshikawa]

correction: Cringe worthy jesus

[@pearlyp9898]

Ashley Ward I agree with that statement wholeheartedly

[@mickaelspicer8457]

Ashley Ward yesyesyesyesyesyeye

[@Lachapalacha125]

is so painful but i love them (ass/7u7)

[@MarleyBabydoll]

FUCK YES

[@--9664]

Basically every Matsu Fangirl. Oh and uh Kara is the best Matsu-- //shot

[@captainalso3649]

the best thing about Oso being your favorite Matsu is the fact that no one else likes him 👌👌

[@choochurro6815]

excuse me but oso is the best bab

[@marjorinethescenequeen]

Captain Also I love your profile pic

[@maurnavi6800]

I like Osomatsu best...

[@tobioflyhigh666]

REAL

[@misscoffeecat2635]

Ichimatsu is best husband👌🏻

[@kitchie31sudaprasert]

+Miss Coffee Cat agreed

[@tomato4446]

Furrymatsu

[@dogboyskull]

you spelled todomatsu wrong

[@ghostgirlgiselle]

+Lemon Tea bitch wtf

[@tomato4446]

^^^^^^LMAO

[@kuraraShotai9]

we need a music video for this, bonus points if there's a wedding scene around the 2:30 mark or at least a rly sweet moment

[@kitcatcandy4563]

+historyGamer I want to, but this video is as painful as kara

[@CinderPrint]

I used to be normal, Kylee!!!!! Look what you did!!! XD (that's so me)

[@LocalTorchwoodIntern]

PikaChloeYukai I agree, I need my best friend down here with in this hell

[@Akhime]

I heard that as "I am super thirsty for these freaks" which works too lmao

[@HyenasMeow]

it has been 8 years.. and mentally i am still here.

[@xXw0lfiesXx]

this...this is the shrek version of i need a hero... jesus... perfect

[@Yakko_Warner]

Karamatsu and Ichimatsu are the best boys

[@hoseok4397]

SUCH TALENT. I DONT KNOW IF IM CRYING ABOUT THE VOCALS OR IF IM CRYING BECAUSE Y'ALL GOT MY EXACT FEELINGS DOWN TO A T LMAOOOOOOO

[@ls-rk6hw]

OH MY GOD

[@Chainsawctopus_]

your picture is perfect for this comment

[@xf_art_]

TOTTY

[@lolnope7376]

XD

[@kurokireru]

xD

[@stiks7627]

xD

[@LimAmli]

7 years since this master piece... H O W ?

[@sirboneless817]

There is a point where the memeing needs to stop, and we've clearly passed it. Keep it hot, Kylee.

[@sachi9124]

This is the single most beautiful thing I've ever heard from this fandom.

[@Alycornz]

*"DAMN, CHECK OUT THAT ASS"* IM CRYING Also, those high harmonies gave me life.

[@Phudge]

No joke, I would play this while driving. Full blast. Windows down. While driving with one hand. And flipping off everyone.

[@rockbellstormcloud7365]

it so cool that even though the mastus are silhouette there is still that distinction that you can tell which one is which^^

[@hqchibi3819]

I always come back to this Video. First of all because this is Great Second I still love it Third I'm still in Matsu Fandom and heck I can't get out of it I will keep this song in mind and never want to forget about it 🤣

[@lapputta1189]

ALL MATSUS BEST MATSUS

[@carolruschin119]

Jyushimatsu Matsuno FINALLY

[@VALKYNAZ]

choromatsu is best matsu just,,, throwin that out there

[@kitcatcandy4563]

*todomatsu

[@pepperychump7066]

I don't think you two know how to spell Karamatsu...

[@Katherine-in3me]

I can't pick one...

[@puka1938]

+Katherine delacruz nah man karamatsu is the way to go

[@cheyforever99]

everyone has their own opinion 💙

[@NamiraPolka]

who the fuck disliked this

[@reveredmelody]

+Okaavri Probably

[@MariOwlie]

Iyami

[@gobbelgub4031]

Yeah I mean what a waste, some African kid could have eaten those 17 assholes.

[@Velyash]

chibita

[@manoncaroni9785]

I disliked.

[@hqchibi3819]

This song will be 4 years old this year and I'm still listening to it.... I can't escape Matsu Hell

[@CyanFairyWren]

I never knew Jesus hated me this fucking much. I JUST REALIZED HOW MUCH IT SOUNDED LIKE I HATE THIS I AM SO SORRY I LOVE IT I MEAN IT

[@lys9215]

my mom calls matsubros as nobita

[@anisa3962]

LOL

[@meeyst]

MY MOM TOO XD

[@sweetprincess6251]

My mom calls them the hotsy totsy boys because of that one time I drew karamatsu in his leather jacket and stuff XD

[@choochurro6815]

heck my whole family I was watching fucking doraemon

[@ratsnworms4625]

sAME lmaO

[@daftyphun718]

KYLEE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER I LOVE YOU

[@leslies1830]

I love this fandom it don't think it will ever end in my heart

[@mars-kp5bf]

pulled my best friend into this hell and I'm not sorry lmao

[@Kairukurumi]

OMG YOU BOTH SOUND AMAZING

[@TMBGTransformer]

i need a karamatsu in my life also digging the fact that it is the shrek version

[@xemmyQ]

currently somewhere between "I USED TO BE NORMAL" and "If I have to go down I'm taking you all down with me"

[@incelghetsis]

Day 24: I've been in matsu hell for almost a month now. Time is running out. i need to get out of here before i am fully consumed. Whoever is reading this. Send help and cookies

[@theamazingpou]

Panflute *lol no*

[@lizardgirl]

I’m sorry, it’s too late for you. It’s too late for all of us.

[@lostmindadult1345]

I just found this masterpiece and ITS INCREDIBLE !!!

[@PenguinTunes_1]

ma'am can't stress this enough that you've done this fandom a great service with this song... xD

[@chinitalokaS2]

He’s gotta make me his unfortunate wife QwQ!!!!! BUT I NEED A MATSU! QwQ!!!

[@ThatGhostGeek]

i dont even watch this show but im crying with laughter

[@obscuremist5195]

Osomatsu-san. Watch it. Your social life will burn into nothingness and you will love every minute of it.

[@therulerofseas9953]

+Obscure Mist Our social life will exist of Tumblr and KZbin commenters who love Osomatsu-san.

[@Canamochi]

I cant help but snort every time I see this cause I cant see anything but Sedgeie as ET. I know its the Totty face, but it looks so much more like ET.

[@Sedgeie]

+Canamochi I WILL NEVER UN-SEE MYSELF AS ET OMG

[@Canamochi]

IM SO SORRY LOL

[@mangocryptid3280]

I hate that it took me until the end of the song to realize that this is a parody of I need a hero XD

[@missanthropist5806]

This needs SOOO many more views holy shit what a goddamn gem to find at fucking 1 AM IN THE FUCKIN MORNING.

[@iocasteo389]

finally, a relatable song

[@Jamjamsart]

ur out of control

[@spaceyqueeny2042]

I feel this from the bottom of my neet soul.

[@voicelesslea8513]

Don't we all need a Matsu in our life? : '' ))

[@stnkngt]

i need freaking ichimatsu in mine xD

[@Hawwwlucha]

1:47 okay two months later after listening to this chorus, I'm pretty sure it's somewhere along the lines of needing that muppet D, unless I'm wrong

[@jeiya8749]

everyone else: OSO/KARA (ESPECIALLY)/ CHORO/ICHI/JYUSHI IS THE BEST MATSU!! me and some rare comments...: uhh.. **clears throat** can i say thAT MEI TOT TY IS DE BEST MATSU? **LAUGHS LIKE A MANIAC**

[@NekoRitax3]

Matsu is Love , Matsu is Life.

[@hmm-rr5os]

i died when i saw this..thank you

[@atotalfiasco4213]

I just fucking read that i. Karamatsu's voice. It's official. I'm showing signs of becoming Osomatsu-san trash. And I just started watching the show. HELP.

[@bubblegum03]

I feel very called out right now.

[@mae5167]

When I first joined the Osomatsu fandom I knew there were no more heaven for me

[@aesopdemoor7595]

so cool , love the chatting too, LOL!

[@nevermozart2092]

I knew it would be a parody of I Need A Hero

[@RandomlySimple]

i love this i'm going to cry

[@cyanofdream6595]

That is just too good :'D wake me up inside

[@mariahnsarai]

Maldita sea, necesito saber que dicen los coros y cuando ellas hablan porque no entiendo jajaja xD I LOVE THIS COVER 💖💖💖

[@linafarz7351]

I'VE NEVER RELATED TO A SONG SO MUCH OMG

[@hikkiko9050]

*THIS SONG PERFECTLY EXPLAINS MY CURRENT FEELINGS ABOUT THEM*

[@jinxivory8309]

Oh my lord, the lyrics went freaking perfectly good job 😂😂😂😂

[@artale2582]

QUE ALGUIEN LE AVIENTE UN GRAMMY!! Lo amé ahr 😂😂😂💕

[@rockbellstormcloud7365]

I know osomastu is over but this song is so good ty kylee^^!

[@4ng3ldust]

The 3rd season's airing right now!! :D

[@MariaHernandez-gw1um]

Kara is the Matsu I need

[@jonathanjoestar5465]

heRe i Am!!!!!! *bursts through door*

[@aesopdemoor7595]

that was awesome! and something about your voice drive me crazy, really like hearing your work.

[@cactijpeg8068]

OKAY I usually find stuff like this really awkward but this was amazing and I can't handle how much I love this

[@naomi-rashel]

This is???so good!!! This is actually both hilarious and beautiful Kylie and Sedgeie thank u for existing 😂 continue unapologeticcally being ur true selves lmao

[@bluelilacfawn]

I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE MEME WITH SO MUCH PASSION!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU DO, YOU ARE AMAZING

[@cymachine]

*CHOKING ON AIR* I AM CRYING AND SILENTLY LAUGHING SO HARD I NEED PIECES OF SHITS IN MY LIFE

[@tylerpruitt9572]

the one au nobody thought of where the characters are the chorus and kylee is the fish godmom

[@ZantePrayer]

I CAN'T BELIEVE KZbin GRACED ME WITH THIS IN MY SUGGESTIONS I'M PRETTY NEW TO THIS FANDOM, BUT DAMN, DOES THE FANBASE AMAZE THE SHIT OUT OF ME SOMETIMES, THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE

[@HeiAMV]

meme cringe however the voices are gorgeous d/w love Oso

[@spittinwatches]

This.... I don't know if this is crack or some song sent from the heavens.

[@theluciferbob]

OH GOD YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS!!! Amazing parody and the art.... OH GOD THIS GIVES ME LIFE!!!

[@kyralangendorff5568]

IM CRYING DEAR GOD I CANT HANDLE THESE LYRICS IM CRYING POKEASEP PLEASE

[@iris16832]

okay I absolutely love this, the whole fandom should know about this

[@spongemuffin2719]

This earth doesn't deserve top quality memes like this

[@feelsgoodmanlol]

i cant breathe send help CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES

[@GlitchyPix]

I was actually expecting this to be a parody of 'I need a Doctor'. This is better

[@solsticehope8160]

OMG IM DONE THIS IS AMAZING and their voices are so powerful they are amazing singers 😋😋😋😋