"I don't need to make quick progress, I just need to make progress" oddly inspirational
@yo45224 жыл бұрын
Aweee 💕
@TalkinKush Жыл бұрын
write that down. write that down
@aleczinman11155 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he ever realized that IDIOT was her nickname for him, not the other way around. I love irony.
@PaddyMausi995 жыл бұрын
That comment killed me lmao
@hoaithunguyen44735 жыл бұрын
Oh THAT's why there was a 'prince' selection. I was just wondering about it
@shawnlee51315 жыл бұрын
You’re one silly fella, kids are free labour
@cobrakingofeart5 жыл бұрын
was there an update that allows kids to grow up?
@louisxu36215 жыл бұрын
lol
@cobrakingofeart5 жыл бұрын
@Noah Hastings are they actually able to work as children?
@Jmak5 жыл бұрын
That's a good slave, I mean wife. 9/10
@defuegodiablo42495 жыл бұрын
I had a witty reply, but then I forgot it
@cara_melly5 жыл бұрын
Not if you’re on the bottom of a well you’re not... I’m dead
@agahnim01965 жыл бұрын
"She passes by my door every morning.... that's why i maried her." That's the best reason i've heard for getting maried! XD
@BoringAndrey4 жыл бұрын
That's how I met my wife
@pescovisck5 жыл бұрын
Hey DF, you may know, but, you can hire Ack montly to work on your farm. He work better than wives, can cook for you and preview the weather. His storyline is quite funny.
@AmjadKhan-jp3fk5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of hiring him, I have a 5 x 5 square farm, will he be able to jump on the planters and pick the stuff in the middle or does he need a pathway to the planters?
@pescovisck5 жыл бұрын
@@AmjadKhan-jp3fk is better when he has a pathway. If not, he can glitch through the fence after running on it for some time.
@SL-wl7ol5 жыл бұрын
@@AmjadKhan-jp3fk he will run in place for a moment and then clip through the planters. You won't really notice it.
@ConnerPlays3605 жыл бұрын
Who needs a wife when you can just marry Ack
@A_Dead_Angel5 жыл бұрын
Starting off the video with a death threat. *Lovely.*
@alyshay825975 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't be DF without the occasional death threat
@MutedHiccup5 жыл бұрын
i found DF putting "IDIOT" as a pet name way funnier than i should have edit: saw that split second of dialogue where she calls you "IDIOT" which makes it 10x funnier
@NicaMalfoy4 жыл бұрын
*"I FORGOT I HAVE A HORSE" "REMINGTON YOU FAIL AS A HORSE"*
@WalkingOnAirTomorrow5 жыл бұрын
"this is how children are made" you make this amazing game 10x better with your commentary and shenanigans and im so here for it
@zack44235 жыл бұрын
“I don’t need to make quick progress I just need to make progress” my senior quote
@LaurenElizabethYT3 жыл бұрын
“So how did you know that she was *the one* ?” “Well... she walked past my house every day. And the rest is history.”
@Dysputant5 жыл бұрын
Apples 1 timer Tree growing 2 timer Apples growing
@tyarchus57045 жыл бұрын
I like the Portia videos just as much as the Stardew Valley ones
@dutchbiker78744 жыл бұрын
Those videos are so good too, i laughed way to hard at such heartless jokes
@io77104 жыл бұрын
I’m WHEEZING at DF subtly roasting the mayor
@humanaurora66205 жыл бұрын
"Is it working? Are you pregnant yet?" Lmao
@rebeccafalatic88625 жыл бұрын
Why does the mayor look so skinny in his profile picture?
@laurenmyers35335 жыл бұрын
Doesn't everyone though
@rebeccafalatic88625 жыл бұрын
DrunkShroom yeah maybe
@jessyann40635 жыл бұрын
He’s catfishes lol
@lazerbeams25365 жыл бұрын
Photoshop
@madfox80483 жыл бұрын
FUCKING tinder
@Reddemon8154 жыл бұрын
"The reason I'm making friends with a bowling ball [Gale] is because I get huge discounts' ooooooooooof
@UghItsRei5 жыл бұрын
LMAO "I hope you get hit by lightning you homewrecker" "Clearly the problem... is I need more wives" I haven't played this game in awhile and this video just makes me want to get back in the game. Thanks DF.
@williamknight605 жыл бұрын
Is it worth it?
@RealLifePokemon55 жыл бұрын
Did you stop because it was boring?
@RealLifePokemon55 жыл бұрын
@@williamknight60 u bought it or naw?
@williamknight605 жыл бұрын
RealLifePokemon5 yes, it’s great
@RealLifePokemon55 жыл бұрын
@@williamknight60 did it get boring to u after awhile
@badindiegamer5 жыл бұрын
DF: "Not from the bottom of the well you won't" Also DF: *doesn't install well* :|
@GameBanditPc5 жыл бұрын
he knows what he will do if he does install it
@stepsteppiesteproyes27234 жыл бұрын
I just downloaded this game last night and spent a good part of the day playing it. Decided to look up some videos on hints and tips and I came across this. I haven't LOLed so hard in a while! Thank you for this delightful video. 😆😆😆
@SweetestOfTheRolls5 жыл бұрын
"It looks a little bit smaller when I hold it in my hand, but can you see it?"
@missgrinch59404 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😳😂😂😂😂😂😳😳😳
@Bsuepify4 жыл бұрын
DF: "I made the wise choice to divorce my wife, who I am now going to remarry because she was actually useful." Me: *laughing evilly, then going to my ex's Facebook page and looking at his life fall apart because he doesn't know how to wash clothes or cook*
@firockfinion33265 жыл бұрын
It just isn't a DF video until there's relationship abuse.
@DangerouslyFunny5 жыл бұрын
My Time At Portia - store.epicgames.com/dangerouslyfunny/my-time-at-portia This link helps support my channel!
@kicka87575 жыл бұрын
why should huh huh!!!!
@sandraskender13885 жыл бұрын
If u didn't leave a comment i woude have been First 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@daanm38695 жыл бұрын
@@sandraskender1388 what do you get when you are first?
@kicka87575 жыл бұрын
@@sandraskender1388 sorry
@rebeccafalatic88625 жыл бұрын
DangerouslyFunny I WILL BY SOMETHING I DONT KNOW WHAT BUT I WILL FIND SOMETHING
@onionhombre5 жыл бұрын
Do more of this game since it just released from early access
@dominiquekupersmith21854 жыл бұрын
“Good news, slave wife, I spent our entire fortune on some magic beans or something!” 🤣🤣😂😂
@Iyasenu5 жыл бұрын
Oh about the giant apple tree, it takes 21 days to grow into a full tree, then once it's fully grown it produces apples, aroma apples, and one giant apple (King Apple if it's fertilized for more of its growth cycle) every 21 days after that, forever. All trees are like that, the first timer is until it becomes an adult tree, then from then on the timers are until it produces its next batch. Animals don't produce unless they're fed, I think. Fed or pet, can't remember if it's one or the other, I only know that once they're adult animals, feeding is enough and you no longer have to pet. Though if you craft a Feather Duster, you can put that on the hotbar and left click with it near animals and it pets all nearby animals. And if you want workers on the farm, you should progress until you run into an NPC named Ack! Sure you hire him so it's not ~free labor~ like Emily, but he's reliable. And two helpers is better than one!
@BennyLlama394 жыл бұрын
DF: "Uh, if I'd known this was gonna lead to commitment, I wouldn't have done it." Me: And *that,* my boy, is why I don't waste time with relationships. 😀
@alexandersupertramp1515 жыл бұрын
Halfway through the video I was like, we need a polygamy mod lol ;)
@allisonjohnson34705 жыл бұрын
“Not from the bottom of a well, you won’t!” This comment is the entire reason I watch these. 😂
@hentaable5 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to thank you man. It was hard for me to sleep but your videos help me so much. I hope good life is ahead of you.
@KarlaRei3 жыл бұрын
7:26 Even the horse was like, "Can you believe this old bag?"
@smrenshaw5 жыл бұрын
Hey DF! I love your vids and I love My Time at Portia, so I am glad to see you trying it out again! You probably dont need any advice, but you can trade regular stone at A&G construction at a 1:1 ratio for wood. I now mine for wood for fuel!
@MadPirateShin5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the lols! I totally lost it when you held the fertility charm aloft.
@scottvail71935 жыл бұрын
Loved the video DF. Also the tree finished growing at that time but still had another 21 days to produce fruit. The timer was just to see when it was mature. You can see the timer by right clicking.
@kamyasingh22215 жыл бұрын
Nice update to farming simulator, almost feels like another game. 10/10
@izzymenk31565 жыл бұрын
"This is how children are made" DEAD! Lol
@GretgorPooper5 жыл бұрын
Me at about 4 min: NO! EMILY, DON'T! HE'S A JERK!
@jizzasterrr61854 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ALSO ME
@Ora03155 жыл бұрын
Mumps made his way onto My Time In Portia?
@nicolascarter15425 жыл бұрын
Ora he play in beta
@RedsnowHD5 жыл бұрын
Names marc not mumps
@uku19945 жыл бұрын
@@RedsnowHD he's referring to stardew valley. It's a similar game with same mechanics. U should watch his other vids
@Libramaster844 жыл бұрын
"Not from the bottom of the well you won't" LMAO!!!!
@rafaelcastro.015 жыл бұрын
A good way to get a lot of money is to capture and sell cotton llamas. Each sells for 11950 (IIRC), and you spend about 1000 for the materials to capture. Friday also has the highest paying comissions. A good universal gift is flowers, Alice sells 1 daily. Most people give +10 for receiving it.
@Peuleite5 жыл бұрын
Please, make more “My time at Portia “ videos!! It’s just gonna launch on switch now
@fantasy_Streamer3 жыл бұрын
Either gift the doll to Emily or place it inside the house
@taylugreen5 жыл бұрын
I dont know why but that was so dry in humor, that makes it so hilarious 😂
@JUCA103 жыл бұрын
This is. by far. The FUNNIEST DF video 😂😂😂
@etherwxlf5 жыл бұрын
Are you gonna play more Portia since it was officially released? :D I was chuckling throughout the entire video. Need more!
@masonchristiano3 жыл бұрын
"that's right you old bag, second times the charm." 🤣🤣
@dylancarroll46235 жыл бұрын
You Should have put Master instead of IDIOT because she’s calling you an idiot. haha
@The_Alumil5 жыл бұрын
“That’s right you old bag, second times the charm!” Holy FUCK I lost it lmmfao
@AllieLatte5 жыл бұрын
Been playing this game for a week, found your videos. I'm crying from laughter. So accurate
@EsmenettaRien5 жыл бұрын
That workshop name, dude... *10/10*
@Swordfeather5 жыл бұрын
I never knew how much I needed to watch Caboose from RvB play video games until I found your channel
@ExpressTacoVille5 жыл бұрын
Please continue this series
@SushiiYay5 жыл бұрын
DF please try the Rune Factory Games!!! They are amazing!
@danzobot47055 жыл бұрын
Lol so after stardew you started with Portia to. I love you man haha
@THY4035 жыл бұрын
"This is how childrens are made"
@TheBarleyFunShow5 жыл бұрын
you have been friend zoned wow holy moly! thanks for all the likes and to the people who also subscribed, glad you like my content!
@Gamer_Portal5 жыл бұрын
lol cool chan puppet man
@SmoshGamesSpedUp5 жыл бұрын
lol
@rinrin0rikuriku4 жыл бұрын
Me a year ago: DF is playing Portia. I'm going to wait until I have Portia to watch his videos. Me now: This is DF's last Portia vid and my depression has skyrocketed.
@soheiri5 жыл бұрын
As a bowling ball, I spat out my drink when you said that line
@comicsans25165 жыл бұрын
Holy shit the new stardew valley update looks great!
@Jonathan-kv3rn Жыл бұрын
"making friends with the bowling ball" 💀
@jessiehogue.4 жыл бұрын
Oh, wow. You're even more diabolical in this than you are in your Stardew Valley videos. Amazing.
@LolitaLaceCotton5 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh I am so glad you're making videos about my time at Portia, and also tips xD lol
@PhoenixRoseYT5 жыл бұрын
DF could you please review the “Turn your cat into Harvey’s mustache” mod for Stardew? 💗
@Kalesoup_5 жыл бұрын
the name is legendary
@acidburnxp5 жыл бұрын
I definitely want more MTAP videos. These are great.
@SamVanDam5 жыл бұрын
In this game, they call your property a workshop, not a farm.
@migs1925 жыл бұрын
"Clearly I need more wives" Pfffff haha!
@Mimerneos5 жыл бұрын
"Gooood morning ladies >:) " loll
@PodLearnPro5 жыл бұрын
When you said "this is how children are made" i wonder how many were fooled?
@NeverBestStudio5 жыл бұрын
Just got this game 2 days ago and I've already got 8 hours in...
@cherubae1dw5 жыл бұрын
Thats nothin
@rhoshe96295 жыл бұрын
NeverKnowsBest Paulius do you still play it??
@RealLifePokemon55 жыл бұрын
Did it get boring are u done playing?
@NeverBestStudio5 жыл бұрын
@@RealLifePokemon5 havent played in a while, been playing a ton of GTA RP lol. Wish there was multiplayer for it like stardew valley..
@jennifercavenee75725 жыл бұрын
I would never steal your lettuce, DF.
@Bloodpix5 жыл бұрын
"I don't need to make quick progress, I just need to make progress." Should be the friggin motto for this game. I've spent 10 hours giving Pinky fish and chatting them and I am almost 2 stars. ALMOST......10 HOURS. I just want a fucking cat bro. Don't get me started on the romance.
@trumansawyer5155 жыл бұрын
Dude your hilarious. Can't wait to start playing this farm sim next
@Xenotrickster5 жыл бұрын
"It looks a bit smaller when I hold it in my hand"
@Zyphiir5 жыл бұрын
As soon as the video starts I got an ad for divorce counseling for women
@thevoid83935 жыл бұрын
DF YOUR VIDEOS ARE ALWAYS GREAT
@DanielCardenas234 жыл бұрын
this is gold. you are gold. keep up the good work
@MrScateboy5 жыл бұрын
I’m addicted to your simulator videos now 😂
@theoblongbox49093 жыл бұрын
0:38 I have to say, this was indeed dangerously funny.
@LiqnLag5 жыл бұрын
Emily is such the Leah. Best workshop name ever.
@Schwindlerh5 жыл бұрын
10 years for getting married? It's like Jacob's history in the bible
@Spills515 жыл бұрын
Something about the aestetic...I cant stand the look of it. I adore Stardew Valley but played this for a while and just cant satnd the look. I feel like the characters personalities kinda suck also. Crazy cause Stardew obviously doesn't hold a candle to this graphically, yet I would choose it every time over how this one looks. Honestly am jealous how many people really love this game cause I love this type of Genra...BUT NOT THIS GAME LOL. I think a big part is it is just way to DISNEY. I cant relate to any of the people. Stardew has a light tone but I find almost all of them relatable. Not a single one in this game. In fact, I think if any of them were on the Bus I would smack the shit outta them and give them all wedgies...and wet willies. Try that same shit on PAM and GET F"D UP!
@XxM00nSHADExX5 жыл бұрын
I think part of the problem is their eyes are too small despite the chibi style. All chibi characters have big eyes-because having such adult faces on little bodies looks really weird. And the UI, while suitable, lacks style and feels too “social mediay?” Like it could work for a sims game but in this setting you’d want something a little warmer.
@Kinjry5 жыл бұрын
It's really an unsettling style to look at. The small eyes, the disproportionate bodies..it's a little uncanny valley.
@Mysisterdoesshorts2 жыл бұрын
"I,m assuming he likes calories" he can really tell a person bye what they look like Not feeding ur chicken?wow
@jungsa46915 жыл бұрын
plot twist, you were the slave!
@lashifr5 жыл бұрын
This feels like Stardew Valley and Breath of the Wild combined. It looks fun though
@RedHotMessResell3 жыл бұрын
I thought the name of my shop was funny until I saw yours... 😂😂😂
@Ansible10004 жыл бұрын
Whoa whoa whoa...YEAR FOUR!? I beat the entire game in about 1.5 years without really trying, and I had the fully-expanded lot with most of the house/building upgrades by the end. What have you been doing!? *Sees DF skipping days* Ohhh, that makes sense.
@souhardyochandra19675 жыл бұрын
That's a pretty eye catching title
@veemoneo5 жыл бұрын
This looks like a modified 3D version of stardew valley if I’m being honest 👌
@theshylittlefox5 жыл бұрын
It is so hard not kill the llamas when they are sleeping. I need more worn fur.
@dzohytady42533 жыл бұрын
You dont need for this wife, Just be close to Ack :-)
@kikib8434 Жыл бұрын
I plan on marrying my future husband based on proximity, too. Genius 😉.
@eseullee31765 жыл бұрын
if you make swords or basic stuff and sell it on a good market day, you can make money easy~
@taylordenny96475 жыл бұрын
Haha! I like your style of video. Very entertaining 😅
@Hayseed19765 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious. I really need to get this game looks interesting.
@eseullee31765 жыл бұрын
i duno if you did the quest. But there are bandits that destroy your treasure delivery box ?_? check your mail?
@asra-51805 жыл бұрын
Clearly the problem is, that your wife isn't getting any animal products. I doubt they added that to the game.