I Opened 5 Retro Mystery Football Shirt Boxes!

[@cha202]

Do not buy mystery boxes at this quantity. You most likely WILL NOT get any of the shirts that Simon or any of the KZbinrs receive from these companies.

[@nollienick1121]

It’s why I watch them open them and not me 😂.

[@ombhutki2530]

Just buy the shirts you like dont go for random lol those are only good for video concepts

[@primerighty8225]

You would be a person to complain about a random shirt

[@mysteryfootball6672]

The Mystery Boxes Simon has opened this time around are 2024/25 Mystery Boxes, which are guaranteed 2024/25 shirts, and based on current stock are mostly Puma, Adidas or Joma shirts. He also opened some Retro Mystery Boxes and whilst these shirts are usually one-offs, the quality of shirts you can expect is the same. For an accurate representation of the best-seller the Mystery Football Shirt Box, please watch Simon's previous video!

[@raymond7873]

Yeah, I don't understand why anyone would want to buy a random shirt instead of one that you like lol. And that's not even taking into consideration that these boxes will almost always not be worth what you paid for (The company has to make a profit after all). So in addition to getting a shirt you might not like, you just paid more than you should have. I will never understand how people fall for these business practices...

[@jordanrenton2495]

Need more of these videos Simon. Please do Classic Football Shirt Shop with Ellis on Away Days

[@Footballuploads987]

He gets money from this company

[@jordanrenton2495]

@Footballuploads987 I know but still should go on Away Days

[@carterrehberg4344]

@@jordanrenton2495 they're both Leeds fans too!

[@jordanrenton2495]

@carterrehberg4344 exactly makes sense however Dirty Dirty Leeds

[@garryy_gg5875]

I don’t wanna talk shit, but do you reckon Simon got given the best kits to make the company look good, so his audience buy from them?

[@laranja5678]

Probably

[@obsabeshir9979]

nah because last time he had some stinkers, viz who made them probably filtered out certain type of kits to favour a style Simon likes

[@chr1sr1ley]

Definitely, last video he got a good kit that is literally used on the website as promotion to buy the boxes 😂

[@TechnoGhosty]

I remember watching ellis platten on away days do a mystery shirts experiment where he did orders of himself, and orders under a burner email and his orders under ellis did get better kits, but the burner got some good kits also but mostly stuff youve never heard of, The conclusion of the experiment is that these mystery shirt companies will see “famous” names and send more nicer shirts over for good promo, its highly likely the company recognises simons name and they send him the best kits to make the company look good

[@ChopSewey]

​​@@TechnoGhosty most companies sent his burner fake shirts

[@marco.k.]

Always nice getting an england kit cuse the stars are never outdated

[@Lb_Collects]

That Blue Inter Miami kit is so nice

[@PortmanBlueITFC]

Miniminter niced by these companies, you should do a version where you order as a random name to see the difference

[@ech.g8765]

Calling to Ellis Platen to come get Simon on Shirt Shopping ❤️❤️

[@Chill2DMax]

The real mystery is how all the kits managed to go well with his red shirts 😂

[@dwaynne_way]

Love these unboxing videos, there was a couple great shirts in the last video

[@azzadinho9646]

Now order a few in the name of Steve Butlin and i guarantee you wont get a shirt over £20

[@JayDeeMac]

Lazio have some nice kits but I could never wear one given how scummy substantial parts of their fanbase are with fascist and racist chants/flags etc

[@mrcx6142]

True. Nice kits, but literally a Facist/Nazi club, and that includes not just some ultras but also some players unfortunately.

[@MiloticCDL]

These bots need to be stopped😂

[@Darren-gr4vt]

There's so many 😂😂

[@l2taylor665]

They create new ones every vid 😂

[@MiniminterClips]

fr

[@Barney_The_Dinosaur123]

@@MiniminterClips minter!!!!!

[@MurrayHerts]

Never heard of Forward Madison FC but I like the design of the kit

[@Chinnesfan1720]

They have a lot of nice kits

[@tjlz-en6uu]

Should do a sidemen Sunday with a mystery box then replicate a goal from that shirts era

[@mysteryfootball6672]

Thank you for opening a selection of our 2024/25 Mystery Football Shirt Boxes and Retro Mystery Football Shirt Boxes this time around Simon! 🤝

[@Casman18]

Damn

[@bigbodykelp767]

Forward Madison consistently makes some of the coolest kits in the States. Not for everyone but they go for it every time and as a kit collector, you can appreciate that.

[@GMZFC]

1:15 my dad where’s that every day

[@broomcheese6444]

*wears

[@Flipcrash]

Lazio looks good but creativity takes it down to a 4. Just a black shirt and slap on Lazio and some accent colors

[@Elexic]

There is no way this is not sponsored

[@jamesdeegan211]

Have to do classic football shirt shopping with Ellis on Away Days!

[@hbcbro]

Retro being less than 20 years old hurts man!

[@Lee-vu3mx]

Im glad he uploaded the 2nd part

[@Mathewchallenges479]

SIMON IS AWESOME ❤

[@abrksx]

i bought 2 nameset shirts a few months ago from these guys and got a neymar al hilal 23/24 away and 23/24 limited edition mbappe psg shirt. was well happy

[@carterrehberg4344]

Miami, Milan, USL, Lazio, England as far as best shirt of the video for me. the Miami kiss color is perfection, the Milan kit is simple and sleek and both get better as you look closer. incredible luck with this run of mystery kits

[@rushsnipez1312]

“Buff” wtf is he saying☠️

[@fasex76]

he 32 prolly some ancient uk slang

[@CucumberandCheese]

Who else’s fav sidemen is Simon?

[@davidlazar9766]

I feel like the retro shirts would be cooler with player names

[@brendanmcfarlanee3115]

Now its Minter Miami with how he rocked it

[@Biggie1.]

Famous people once again gett8jg good shirts but the normal people get rubbish shirts like a india national kit 😂

[@nollienick1121]

I like their kit lol.

[@ZachWilsonsMomsFriend]

They have claimed to have no idea when he orders, but this is just unbelievable 😂😂 makes for good content

[@Ryder72121]

I mean didnt simon also get the Indian kit

[@Shtyzer]

​@@Ryder72121 Which video was that?

[@marco.k.]

AC Milan fits you best 💯🔥

[@jarub7641]

The Inter Miami kits all come with Messi, you literally can’t buy them without it

[@G0lden3agle1]

Sell your souls glad this made me realise about the sidemen

[@paulhammond3590]

Arsenal for sure

[@alvin2990]

You shld do a mystery boxes of memorabilia items

[@caydensumner8864]

W under 1 minutes

[@DarkChocolate-tj4ey]

Forward Madison kit looks like a Sunday league kit.

[@joereality3270]

Chicago Bulls shorts are so nice

[@mrcx6142]

Mystery Football outdid themselves with sending Simon bangers/highly sought after kits. If you contemplate ordering from them, be aware that it is very, very, very unlikely to get something of this quality, let alone multiple pieces. You can get lucky, absolutely. But most of the time you're gonna get something like a random Schalke or Netherlands kit from like 2008 which looks average at best and isn't really sought after (apart from fans). So be aware that on average you will pay 90€ for something worth like 20€. If the surprise and suspense is worth that much to you, go for it. But don't expect to get something as good as Simon on a regular basis. You might get like 1 out of 5-10 that comes somewhat close.

[@omoidetsuzuri]

Milan fan here!! Our away kit this season is great, glad you also liked it :)

[@AcademySportsBFL]

Simon what's your favourite one?

[@DavidSanchez-qs5nl]

The long sleeve flamingo forward Madison kit is so much better

[@mdbenji9712]

being a long time fan of all the sidemen and from Madison Wisconsin, seeing my hometowns kit in this video is actually insane (Forward Madison)

[@davidteasdale8163]

NGL that third one slaps imo,.the sponsor is the only thing that ruins it imo, other than that, solid 9/10

[@joeylau7578]

it just gets better and better i think it's scripted

[@Chinnesfan1720]

The company have probably realised their sending stuff to him and they’ll nice him for more customers

[@azzadinho9646]

They send him stuff cause they know who he is, knowing people will watch his videos expecting the same

[@ktaslani]

Where's the butty bot to block the spoilers

[@drewblenkley]

Best time to have the red shorts on when the Milan kit came out 😅

[@EmilyLindsey-w1l]

Your channel is an oasis for those who appreciate quality content. Continue to delight us with new videos!🤔💛🧢

[@magj22004]

🤖

[@lavendergelato]

Buff word counter: 200

[@sksniper9698]

I want Simon to be in a AUS kit

[@liamcassidyjones2278]

I hate it when he saus so buff hahaha

[@Ronaldo_thegoat580]

just buy one, and keep it at that, its like gambling lol

[@jackrussell3755]

burn the Lazio one

[@armyvettw1tch535]

Looks good w the shorts.

[@dashdv5]

Pair the Inter Miami with white shorts

[@MariaPena-k4e4e]

Your videos are more than just entertainment, they are a journey into a world of beauty and wisdom. Thank you for your dedication!Your videos are always filled with deep meaning and emotion. Thank you for your creativity and effort!🥦💗🥥

[@NightRowBlast12]

🔥

[@gaminggod6402]

The Miami fit is a sidemen shirt! (as in it would suit all of them) lol

[@markb4905]

You cooked, 9/10 bangers 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 😂

[@mattyp45]

2006 Retro 🫠

[@RobaMostarRoba]

bro got niced

[@chestergreenway4495]

GOD bless you and your family

[@ashmccutcheon4990]

Love how he always gets unreal tops when I’ve ordered from them it’s been. 3rd tier team in the Indian league or Mexico league 😂

[@realbadgamer69420]

The forward madison kit is so me I would love it if you are giving it away

[@justnotGio]

bro got my jersey LMAO Forward Madison is newer team still founded in 2018 (Madison, Wisconsin, USA)

[@LiamJohnson470]

0:56 Didn’t Simon wear it in the crossbar challenge video or one of them?

[@thomasderbs1998]

you should open F1 cards

[@thomasmarchioro1306]

Forza Milan ❤🖤

[@JaphethOdhiambo-f7f]

Messi missed ronaldo didnt

[@K.WVLOGS]

does the goat reply

[@Harry-jl1bz]

wheres guardians????

[@jadelkassir2614]

Are these kits original or are they replicas?

[@veerenmore7264]

10 sec gang❤❤❤

[@xristinaki9733]

If the company had a sense of humour they should have sent along the Greek national team jersey they wore when they beat England at wembley, not for hate but for fun, I think your reaction would be very funny as you seem to be an uncomplicated person and very receptive to humour. p.s Kisses and love from Greece

[@SplashPointPhotoStudio]

Adults don't wear shirts 'out' do they? Damn, i must be getting old 😅. It's like when the Sidemen do ranked fashion videos and you lot always vote for someone in trackie bottoms as drip.. like trackie bottoms aren't what you slob around the house in before being arsed to get changed. You kids be moving mad these days. On the flip side, i like the colourway and vibe of the Forward Madison, but i hate shirts that don't carry the pattern on to the back. Back in my day, you stuck numbers and names over that shit,l and didn't leave a big ole space.

[@eimansfq1860]

Foward Madison ??? 😂😂 but it's nice and different....the color match your room lighting

[@Darren-gr4vt]

First kit screams rooney

[@williamparsons7445]

How is Inter Miami retro, the club was founded in 2018 lol

[@mastercrafter101-minecraft5]

this is not RETRO though

[@ALXFC-12]

30 min gang 👇

[@StevenFredrickson]

I live in Madison, Wisconsin! That team plays 15 minutes away from my home!

[@m.h.zofficial6040]

Spoiler Blocker 🚫

[@joshfox567]

i know it doesn't matter but it really cringes me when he kept saying the word 'kit' for just the shirt 🤣🤣

[@sjvtz]

Hi Mr Minter

[@ImmortalMachine]

Don't be fooled, you will not get shirts like this. He's a KZbinr and got these for free, of course they'll give him the good ones.

[@larachiDeluxe]

Yeah youtube luck🤣🤣

[@kylemccabe3081]

A don’t like the England kit, the lazio one is plain.

[@ThereseVelasquez-n4e]

heard this company doesnt pay the freelancers that do their graphics.. beware in buying this product!!

[@mattcook3048]

Hummel shirts immediate L

[@craiglincoln4317]

Stop repeating yourself

[@joshknightson2521]

Assume you used your name hence the good shirts because anyone I know that's used them long term has had a load of shite

[@broomcheese6444]

ew lazio

[@veerenmore7264]

First🎉

[@LegoSarim]

1st

[@broggie123]

Dude sure knows how to drag a video out. It’s cool man gotta make that dollar bill

[@sagihayat]

first

[@abdouldmml]

Forward maddison have some great designed shirts (if u like a mad shirt) but the quality is naff with it all just being printed badges and sponsors Those 5 shirts are to not for them not to know it was going on KZbin!

[@TheJansik55]

The third one is more like Harry football shirt Edit: WTH i was like, just commented and he already said the same thing i wrote LUL.. but actually there were few people on chat thinking the same as me lol

[@Sluetch90]

Buff ? You’re 30 odd years old. Grow up.

[@jjjfo1818]

Not a kit. Not a shirt. It’s jersey.