i opened a toilet company that ruins lives

[@stardragon7893]

"This girl is like Raggedy Ann mixed with Michael Jackson." Add that to the list of sentences I never thought I'd hear.

[@dannyleyamato1309]

But was he wrong tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jonnylaw4569]

Are we talking a literal list or metaphorical list? I wanna see this list if it's real haha

[@Zackisnotdead]

Jonny Law oml same. Imma start a literal list now

[@NFITC1]

Every one of GSP's videos contains a sentence that has never been said before.

[@Zackisnotdead]

NFITC1 Is start by binge watching his videos then

[@gallendugall8913]

makes me miss house flipper days where Grey would tell the stories of his misspent youth and we'd all learn a valuable lesson.

[@TallulahSoie]

Same

[@TheJoAngels]

Bring the story telling time again!

[@Elsweyr_Enthusiast]

We still learn lessons they just aren’t valuable

[@MeeYeeWeeWee]

@@Elsweyr_Enthusiast they're usually valuable if you live in Florida or Jersey

[@KetMeth]

Ah the nostalgia

[@frankparker8850]

Human rights inspector: “Your business does not conform with the Human Rights act of 1998.” Gray: “We don’t do that here.”

[@QuickScope_Gaming]

I got the first like

[@colonoscopy1861]

He has people (his sims) participate in a game show that doesn't conform with any human rights acts, and no one complains ("that's entertainment")

[@gideonventura1745]

I wanted to like this but it was at 420 likees

[@theredengineer2820]

"Understandable, have a great day"

[@zombiedemon1762]

@Gideon Ventura. Why should the number of likes stop you from liking it more? Also those should be rookie numbers.

[@shanehaney6040]

I’m still mildly terrified to imagine what Steam thinks of Grey’s preferences - seeing him play the most broken games out there repeatedly must freak out the algorithm...

[@brighte1860]

Roses are red, I only wear Jeans. All you need is... A toilet and beans

[@nibroc06]

Lol

[@zhenzhen2141]

Underrated 😂

[@wednesdaypadgett874]

Gray would agree 🤣

[@paralite22]

This was so beautiful

[@capybara2244]

Lol

[@Mr60Gold]

6:35 Gray: Who made these minigames the devil? Me: Are u talking about yourself in third person now?

[@mekhiwilliams2597]

Yes yes he is and it's great

[@frigginresulrum]

Eventually he'll play a game where he designs mini games and the circle will be complete

[@zombiedemon1762]

@Mekhi Williams. No,Gray is the heavenly darkness. Devil is the hell fire.

[@mekhiwilliams2597]

@@zombiedemon1762 ah sorry we have disgrace are devil

[@zombiedemon1762]

@Mekhi Williams. Thats funny. Hopefully demons have some kind of Hell organs. Gray can replace his organs with demon organs and become the demon version of TokyoGhoul.

[@oboll6064]

Of all the things I wouldn't expect Gray to do, he gives his customers toilet paper, not only that but high quality.

[@theGhostWolfe]

Professionals have standards.

[@snatcher2592]

Snipers a good job, mate.

[@isaacberry5045]

Yes

[@princeharris971]

@@theGhostWolfe a

[@ArgonautXenon]

Quickly eject them is not the real Gray

[@igotsandinmysandwich]

"I owned a toilet company that ruined lives" So .... A normal toilet company?

[@blockcrushersc1826]

Lol

[@user-kf1fv3qw4j]

pretty much

[@thunderlordabove420]

A new york toilet company most likely 😂

[@Sillvertv]

Pretty much 😐

[@ryy8052]

What you say seems true for gray

[@mistyhughes45]

i want a dancer like lily, not because she is part naked, but because of her moves. i need her as a dance tutor.

[@qstorm38]

I agree. When I dance I look like I’m having a seizure, a stroke, and an aneurysm simultaneously.

[@emeraldsquishmallow690]

@@qstorm38 Bro same

[@laineylacombe1036]

@@qstorm38 somehow, thats just a whole new level of skill

[@batterybroken]

Wow, I can’t believe he princess style carried that guy after he pissed all over his bare feet. Like... WHAT

[@FingeringThings]

That is the greatest game background I have ever seen

[@Phantom87865]

Yes

[@Billy_Annizarry]

Agreed.

[@elvisekwosiobi7373]

you really are subbed to gray,I have seen your comment in another gray video

[@Chip_Is_A_Gamer]

What is your name? Finger what? Oh umm that sounded......sorry

[@BoogieWoogie4698]

Im a fan ;)

[@Kiwininja112]

Toilets and prostitution... Me: .... Graystillplays: perfect game, where were you in my early 20's?

[@priyanshugoel3030]

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap or D4C.

[@chromatic_fate7114]

@@priyanshugoel3030 I hate myself for laughing at this reply because I love ACDC so much

[@billybadass1979]

YEETUS FETUS COMMIT SELF DELETUS

[@Kiwininja112]

@@billybadass1979 self deletus

[@Kiwininja112]

Omg I didn't realise thank you all for the likes. Most I ever got, 353 (now 438)(521)

[@gogetablue4324]

how many weird games have you played Gray: *YES*

[@izabelachorazewicz7798]

Lol

[@lyndseystrait1513]

😭🤣 The “feeding beans to my homeless hobo pet” and the dancer “being like a mix of Raggedy Ann and Michael Jackson” comments really got me! Very fun video!

[@RyuzakiHirokai]

"The in-game pet hobo." Ah, yes, Grey wanted to make sure that we knew that he was referring to the in-game pet hobo and not his real life pet hobo.

[@mattevans4377]

This game seems to be trying to out Gray, Gray himself.

[@pzgamerch]

I hate it when the game make it easy for gray

[@ClosestSunKB]

@@pzgamerch still a "great" game lol

[@claudiaborges8406]

I just started with hopes that his wife is gonna hear him again and bust the door open asking “what the *FCK* are you playing this time?”

[@isaiahf-d846]

"Skunk pasties. yes!"

[@shimasclan]

In some episode in the distant past he mentioned his wife hearing him and being like 'what the hell?' Or something to that effect. I feel like it might have been those glorious My Summer Car days.

[@isaiahf-d846]

@@shimasclanduring kyle is famous she walked in and was heard during the video

[@claudiaborges8406]

Isaiah F-D i think it happened more than once

[@isaiahf-d846]

@@claudiaborges8406 I dont doubt it

[@2dheethbar]

"More plaster casts of people dropping deuces, damn it." I never snorted in utter amusement so hard in my entire life.

[@quinmullen7666]

i read this comment right as he said it and was fantasctic

[@1967buickriviera]

Oink

[@korinamize3901]

Us: why tf does this game exist??? Gray: THIS IS THE BEST GAME IVE EVER PLAYED

[@missdire]

"More plaster casts of people dropping dueces, damn it" is probably the best thing I've heard all week. Gray, my dear, you have a way with words that few could match.

[@NGMonocrom]

_"Here's the pest control person."_ Is she charging in to kill roaches or Covid-19? Holy crap! LOL !

[@hp_3266]

You can tell he takes his job very seriously, especially since he seems to be in a war zone checking for enemies hiding in lockers but prefiring just in case there are any 🤣

[@foxinabox5103]

@@hp_3266 yea, like a swat team barging in a building.

[@Uocjat]

@@foxinabox5103 guess you could say they're swatting the bugs

[@thiccsketchyyoshi4029]

He was in every single war

[@NeighborSenpai]

@@thiccsketchyyoshi4029 even the war of 1812?

[@he_will_be_watching3694]

It's great how gray starts singing Michael Jackson to a stripper when she is dancing.

[@zombiedemon1762]

Is this Thriller? I want a zombie stripper too.

[@colonoscopy1861]

@@zombiedemon1762 !BrAiNs! But first we dance.

[@zombiedemon1762]

@Colono Scopy. Cool.

[@understandablehaveaniceday4927]

I was afraid during this video that his wife might catch him just randomly watching girls dance horribly on a toilet simulator game 😂😂

[@mojojojo2528]

he has a wife?

[@Nicole-kd2bj]

@@mojojojo2528 he does

[@stormielol3166]

@@mojojojo2528 yea

[@parist6735]

I'm very upset that the KZbin overlords decided that Gray shouldn't have the power of I card polls. I want those fantastic things back.

[@nasimhaider4399]

"Alright, so we're checking out the only game where you-" My favourite line.

[@QuickScope_Gaming]

God: I want to Make a f*cked up man Weeks later God: GRAY IT IS

[@dawndouglas8942]

Hell yea

[@losttime51]

okay we all know that god didn't create Gray- he emerged from hell

[@QuickScope_Gaming]

Gray is the devils human form

[@DeltaDubs89]

Gray is the god of chaos and discord.

[@gamingcat6034]

Gray:plays god

[@yaboiren5003]

I’m already afraid of what Gray is going to do today

[@notubercharged]

Aren't we all?

[@notubercharged]

@Spleens The Cat I was just going to ask if you were a sim but then I realised that you're actually Spleens lmao. That also sounds pretty serious lol; do you need a medic? XD

[@Zackisnotdead]

Spleens The Cat Just have some cocaine, you’ll be fine!

[@mossystarfrost1206]

@Spleens The Cat *gives her cocaine filled salmon*

[@zombiedemon1762]

Do not fear the reaper. Embrace his sweet darkness.

[@OutboundFlight87]

I swear dudes are making questionable sims just so gray stays in business

[@scottl.1568]

I'm beginning to suspect the same

[@poohgaze2338]

As am I. I feel like a game with this ridiculous a premise must have been made by a Gray fan.

[@dabestorkposta]

Probably

[@klannstyle]

Well, that's one of the many other solutions to what he does ;-)))

[@BrennoC_YT]

5:35 This gotta be one of the best pick up lines I've ever heard

[@imdfox1774]

One thing that comes to mind is the video of the woman walking in on her guy playing VR, smashing an NPC’s head repeatedly off a wall. That’s probably a Friday night routine for Grays...except not with VR it’s real life...and it’s not an NPC’s head but Raycon ear buds. Some day Gray will try to burn his neighbours house down to test the durability of Raycons in a fire and the noise cancelling feature with Mrs Gray in the living room listening to a relaxing Audiobook, unaware that her husband has brought the ENTIRE police force in the state to the front yard.

[@selkiefluff]

Why is THIS one of the most well made and entertaining games among those cursed russian unity asset simulators?? 😂

[@NeighborSenpai]

Cursed Russian unity asset simulators are a running meme now😂

[@davidlast4985]

this time when he said “it’s ____” he didnt seem very enthusiastic

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

Maybe This game broke him?

[@luchomscyfy]

he gains enthusiasm with the time.

[@zombiedemon1762]

@ElvinGearMaster Irma. Allow me to educate you. Games don't break Gray. Gray breaks games.

[@UnfriendlyFire]

@@zombiedemon1762 not true. Some games break is sanity. Though it's bold to assume that he's sane in the first place, let alone has any sanity. He breaks games that test his masochism ffs!

[@zombiedemon1762]

@Unfriendly Fire. I think he has his own version of sanity but to be sure please define sanity and insanity.

[@JKHuss]

I’m so early and it’s almost midnight and I’m watching a crazy guy talk about twerking girls and toilets. Legendary

[@randombi3121]

For me it's 1am

[@Jakerage69420]

1 AM GANG

[@elvisekwosiobi7373]

it's almost midnight here too

[@thekingofgamingking8470]

The best thing to ever watch 🤣

[@JKHuss]

The King of gaming king fr tho😭

[@iancrone2906]

6:51 I'm actually drinking Hi-C right now. We can't let the Hi-C dream die.

[@saschavest]

I remember those things lol

[@eddykidplayzyt]

11:11 the pest control guy running into the bathroom like a goddamn action movie star took me out

[@trained2behave]

"I heard there were twerking girls in i-" No wonder he's playing it.

[@QuickScope_Gaming]

I’m pretty sure he’s Married

[@reginamarks2187]

@@QuickScope_Gaming That doesn't mean he doesn't look at other women.

[@QuickScope_Gaming]

@Regina Marks but he has a wife, and dude it was a joke

[@jasonenns5076]

@@QuickScope_Gaming he may look at other women, but he will only love his wife!

[@QuickScope_Gaming]

@Jason Enns I’m not saying he can’t look at other women

[@marcolopez5036]

"Make money from people's explosive fecal material" - gray 2020

[@zombiedemon1762]

I believe my favorite currency is sadness. Give me a happy tragedy.

[@Klosop]

@@zombiedemon1762 *SCHHHLOOOOORPPPPPP*

[@bowlman1671]

Who one day just said, let’s make a game about toilets and twerking

[@animekitty5789]

me

[@bowlman1671]

Anime Kitty that deserves a sub

[@bowlman1671]

Damn

[@oliebol-fr9ft]

Someone with a number of hallucinogens in their bloodstream

[@InvertedCreeper1611]

Different Currencies: Exist GrayStillPlays: I'm Going To Pretend I Didn't See That

[@verynice9814]

12:11 If anyone is wondering, that QR code takes you straight to wikipedia

[@justaviewer8328]

I Thought The Splash Was The Worse Thing About Using Toilets. Gray’s Gonna Find A Way To Making The Lethal

[@knightwolf7110]

The pest control guy he’s a war veteran

[@rabidroxy]

How many lives do you want to ru- Gray: *Yes* Edit: *YES* I did say something like this on one of gray’s other videos. *YES* I am lazy

[@frankparker8850]

Lol, I live it.

[@Enxiiii]

Your user- I love it:)

[@bowlman1671]

No it’s just how many lives do you want to r- GRAY: all of them

[@a1meme427]

This comment rn has more likes than video

[@rabidroxy]

@@a1meme427 nice

[@ashkonketchup]

That pest control guy looked like somebody from cod with a flamethrower

[@lunareclipse8273]

LMFAOOO THE QR CODE ON THE DANCE SCHOOL POSTER BROUGHT ME TO A WIKIPEDIA PAGE ON THE HOLOCAUST

[@yeetus69]

wha-

[@smultronkung6075]

“Because everyone has to poop” ..... ha you can’t fool me, girls don’t poop

[@lucygacha1327]

Wait so I'm a boy!!!!????

[@mastertoe8917]

Uh-

[@ayushchoubey635]

They do poop They do it on social media

[@RandomPerson-wz3gc]

Girls do poop

[@hochfamily8731]

Some people are about to get wooshed I can feel it.

[@WaltMondy]

In almost every game Gray plays he will find every possible way to ruin poeple the funniest, simplest, or hardest of ways. And we all love it.

[@mutantlavalampderg8597]

Grey makes toilet humor classy I feel someone made this game just for Grey and I love the idea Surely that mop is from house flipper, maybe its inner city cousin

[@SuperDuperGAP]

Ok so at 3:04 the QR code I scanned it and it took me to Wikipedia You’re welcome so you did not have to do it.

[@BN-xo3hp]

9:42 I *_choked_* on my croissant 💀😭

[@ArielTwain]

"Good evening unity asset flip girl" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SuperTNT]

Gray should play thief simulator again, there is a lot of new stuff, including a third neighbourhood :)

[@DylanBegazo]

Welp... there’s only one hell floor below this one, it’s called “Math final exam simulator”

[@zombiedemon1762]

Below that we have life.

[@snarkiefox5483]

I never realized I needed to laugh at something so vulgar yet hilarious

[@347Jimmy]

8:56 looks like the morning after curry night to me

[@bethylou8293]

"He's like a freaking chia pet or something." - I laughed harder at that than I probably should have. Thank you Gray for always making me laugh! 7:05

[@Ryguyvlogs]

😱

[@kimberlydecker214]

Yes, about right

[@annabethroberts873]

Imagine what Gray would have to say if his wife asked him what game he decided to record today

[@BennyLlama39]

Gray: "...It's Toilet Management Simulator." Me: $h*tty game plot, dammit! 😀

[@Jolleegoodfellow]

Ikr? What a shįtty plot! :3

[@packinheat101]

Ill say it again and again.... The "alright" at the beginning of every video is amazing and keeps me coming back. I once went through all of your videos to listen to you say alright a thousand times... "Alright" Compilation please.

[@nevermoredisgusting]

The "that did not look like beans" 🤣some reason was funny for me

[@UnfriendlyFire]

There’s a bunch of things we all could’ve been watching during a time of crisis. News, weather, sitcoms, movies, etc. But instead, we’ve all decided to watch a video on KZbin about a guy playing a game that involves running an illegal public restroom, while also helping out a homeless lunatic, and strippers. 2020 is a strange time...

[@thecatpersonuk9962]

How much money do you want to make off explosive turds? Gray: *YES*

[@isytha5324]

You have the best comments for Gray's videos!

[@thecatpersonuk9962]

Isy Tha hey thanks mate just try to make people laugh and smile and not meaning to self promote but please consider listening to some of my music no need for a sub or anything but would be appreciated

[@rabidroxy]

laff

[@thecatpersonuk9962]

All hail *SIR STONKS*

[@isytha5324]

@@thecatpersonuk9962 Oh sure man! I would be happy too!

[@friedchickenthegreat5162]

The people are Monsters using the completely backed up toilets. Gray being the malevolent god he is, has standards for cleanliness too.

[@BryanZuniga-xk4ye]

11:49 Anytime gray sees a brown haired man with a mustache and glasses, he calls him Ned Flanders

[@TheFlamerWolf]

Grays wife: WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING Gray: Its about toilets Grays wife: oh ok

[@lizzymarlow5208]

well 'what are you playing' is more likely

[@lancratot5066]

How many bags of cocaine have you sniffed today ? Cockroaches: Yes

[@zombiedemon1762]

Kill them with HellFire and feed their disgusting souls to the great powerful volcano.

[@nanaboo12able]

Same

[@danna-lm3qw]

"WHO MADE THESE MINIGAMES THE DEVIL??!!!!" I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[@cassandraTihi]

thank you for making me smile when i'm sad

[@colonoscopy1861]

that's a feel good comment; here's a hug from all of us Sims (hugs)

[@zombiedemon1762]

You must make me sad so i can be happy. Happily sad.

[@k.h.raider9329]

I couldn't stop laughing at how epic they made the pest control staff in this game.

[@sydneysmall5315]

I love how it doesn’t make sense with the graphics, the speech bubbles, the concept it’s all a *chefs kiss*

[@jamesbarisitz4794]

Toilet and twerking combo. What else does one need? Good god Grey.

[@xtryceratopx1836]

You know it’s bad when the game out grays graystillplays

[@mikimikamoka7259]

Plot Twist: Another Gray in a different dimension made this game lol

[@xtryceratopx1836]

Miki Mika Moka OH MY GOD

[@pearlmartinez7150]

someone asked me what was wrong w/ me the other day in reference to my humor & I told them Gray.

[@zombiedemon1762]

Good. You evolved. Pokemon of Gray.

[@nglidk]

“What’s going on,Flanders?” -Gray

[@masacru1235]

1:05 I`m sorry for everybody that was eating :)

[@ElizaFromYesteryear]

Ahh yes! I love walking into the supermarket and seeing BEANS right next to the toiletries.

[@madisonslaughter4712]

Makes fun of dance school. Dance school:do you really have anywhere to talk with a toilet job

[@Billy_Annizarry]

Is it weird that I use his voice to soothe my mind before going to sleep?

[@lonleytoby_6780]

Is it 11:24 pm for you too?

[@HJM9x]

No

[@lola54001]

•Gacha_ _Rebecca• 12:30 or something like this.. it’s saying postet 4 min ago but I’m near the end of the video 😂

[@lonleytoby_6780]

@@lola54001 ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@gideonmele1556]

You know it’s a good Gray video when you’re left with that “wtf did I just just watch?” feeling

[@scottl.1568]

Holy fuckin' hell that's a sweet-assed apartment for a goddamn public bathroom attendant...

[@metalheadmaniac8686]

11:14 this a man on a mission run right here

[@sierranelson875]

This is so funny I love how he words things and the music he uses

[@zombiedemon1762]

Gray should create this song: Man screams Gray sings. Followed by a song called Victim proposes Gray disposes.

[@bowlman1671]

Every video gray: let’s ruin more lives damnit

[@Jaded-co2qh]

I haven’t watched your videos in forever but I’m glad this is what I came back to

[@Valetravelgames]

I love how the owner can just walk in while they're using the toilet

[@the_riddle_master_herself1203]

Me: *sees title* My brain: Its just another day of being subscribed to gray

[@zombiedemon1762]

Man screams Gray sings. Victim proposes Gray disposes?

[@Will99371]

Gray: I created a toilet company that ruins lives. Me: Sooooooo... Taco Bell?

[@F14TomCat1231]

Steam: Toilet Management Simulator. "No one is going to pay for this,, let alone break it!" @GrayStillPlays: Hold my BudLight!

[@luthermorrisjr1657]

OMG this 47 on trending. For the 2 weeks I have been watching this is awesome

[@aidanvanschaick886]

This is one of my favorite video game walk through I've seen on KZbin.

[@harrowharknonagesimus]

i think i lost at least 10 years of my life watching this but my god it's glorious

[@Mr_Valentin.]

When the girl started doing the robot dance... Hilarious

[@Ultimate_Gamer_3000]

I thought she was gonna start doing Howard the alien's dance

[@katerinatsolakidou4952]

“my weird in game pet hobo” who says that 🤣😭

[@AmeKikai]

This game is so Gray it might as well be called Gray simulator

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

**Sees a man hiding in a stall crouched ontop of a toilet holding a mop** Welp that's the last time I use a public restroom

[@nazgul4932]

Hey Gray, can you do a video on Call of Du- Gray: *Toilet Paper and Twerking simulator.*

[@senboy9002]

" *No! You can't just monopolize on the fact that we all have to poop!* " Gray: *Haha, we don't do that here*

[@ryn.999]

@15:19 POV: you’re the painting on my wall watching me embarrass myself in disgust

[@angelaLeQueen]

As a German I am happy to see the real story behind Sanifair (company that took over most of the toilets at Autobahn service stations and used this monopoly to increase the entrance fees for the toilet significantly. Very successful business model!)

[@feywinterfox9630]

Holy crap! How did this go from owning a public restroom to highjacking a water line and more LOL?