I played and ranked EVERY Apple Arcade Game so you don’t have to…

[@benjrobe]

As someone who has 100% sneaky Sasquatch, it's an s++ it's a huge game and such a long journey to 100%

[@Jake.Miller]

I can only imagine how huge it is. I really haven’t gotten to far in. I am a little tempted to try but im afraid of the time it will take haha

[@spoozlez]

ive spent only around 300 hours on it so far, and ive completed the bulk of the game. The only problem to this is that it can get a bit boring, and updates don't happen enough, I have been waiting for a new update for about 5 1/2 months now @@Jake.Miller

[@Squarepy]

@@Jake.MillerTry out The Survivalists, its one of my fan favorites

[@benjrobe]

@@Jake.Miller oh it takes TIME alright

[@mowskul]

@@benjrobeI know I’ve put 370 hours into that game…

[@ZRP_Guy]

For Warped Kart Racers, Meg is lucky she's playable from the start unlike the rest of the griffins (aside from Peter). Meg being previliged is a rare concept we often don't see

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha true

[@crimsonred7674]

Please do a merge games tier list! There are so many and they’re all different and have different levels of quality.

[@kolkagaming1234]

Apple Arcade is humanity’s last hope, they don’t have ads & in-app purchases that’s good

[@76EATDX.]

Funny that mobile gamers are so used to ads and in app purchases because that’s the industry norm on mobile and everyone’s now so happy that now there’s a service without all the ads and in app purchases. When it’s been the norm on console for like years

[@BinglesP]

Agreed. Also easier to find games that are actually good, and the indie support that's pretty much on the same level as AAA games is great too

[@76EATDX.]

@@BinglesP idk there’s a lot of bad games on there. You really have to look for the good ones. (The good ones not even being listed in the vid)

[@BinglesP]

@@76EATDX. Still easier than having to choose from the millions of pay2win and shovelware games on the App Store outside of that, though. My point still stands

[@arcadian5546]

you should definitely play hello kitty island adventure. you play as your own character and it's very fun and has longevity with unlockable areas and quests

[@eforaffort]

I would love a part 2 with games like Spongebob Patty Pursuit, Crossy Road Castle, Pac-Man Party Royale, and Sonic Dream Team

[@Jake.Miller]

The big boys I missed. Thanks!

[@perguto]

@@Jake.Miller Also Rayman Mini

[@rushexplain178]

And hello kitty island adventure

[@stuff42069]

@@Jake.Millerand tmnt splintered fate

[@beetboxboy]

and exit the gungeon!

[@MrHedgehog-vm8md]

The music of Air Twister is actually made by Dutch musician Valensia, which his music does supposedly sound like Queen, though I mostly know him from his amazing album title: "V III: Valensia '98 Musical Blue Paraphernalian Dreams Of Earth's Eventide Whiter Future & Darker Present Soundspheres From New Diamond Age Symphonian Artworks To Yesterday's Westernworld Rockcraft Under The Raging Nineties' Silver Promise Of The Happy Hundreds On The Break Of The New Millenium's Hazy Misty Dawn" sorry if I typed too much I just never expected to talk about Valensia again

[@Jake.Miller]

Interesting. So the music wasn’t made for the game it was just used?

[@MrHedgehog-vm8md]

@@Jake.Miller The music was made for the game, they just hired Valensia to make it

[@Jake.Miller]

Oh I see. You’re the only person who’s known this so I appreciate you letting me know!

[@Gaymer53497]

This was an amazing experience! I’d LOVE a part 2!

[@Jake.Miller]

I honestly don’t know if there are enough games for part 2. But hey I had fun making it, I’d do another! Thank you!

[@shweta1322]

​@@Jake.MillerWhen will you upload the video on angry birds Rio?

[@thesplatooanima8231]

​@@Jake.Miller There is Monomals, Sonic Dream Team, Samba de Amigo: Party to Go....

[@yeeticus6519]

You absolutely need to play Fantasian, it is unironically the best mobile game I've ever played, up there with PvZ, Jetpack Joyride and Bad Piggies. Uses the medium so well and is an absolute blast.

[@sm00thcaramel]

I’m a sucker for silly little phone games, so I’ve tried out a lot of games from Apple Arcade. I agree with so many of your opinions, especially about episode xoxo. I played so much episode in my childhood so I was extra disappointed at how lame it felt. It’s unfortunate, but I think game only works in an “in-app purchases” format. In the original game, your options were almost always two normalish choices or an insane choice that cost in app currencies. So getting to do the fun choices was like a fun lil treat. Episode XOXO has no treats and no insane third choices. It’s just boring :/ anyways W opinions, and if you have not played outlanders i would highly rec it! the audio is relaxing and satisfying, the gameplay feels fresh even in sandbox mode, and the artwork so cute i love

[@angremar10]

I was gonna say that if you do make a part 2, you would include ChuChu Rocket Universe, but I realized it was removed (I think a year later after its release)

[@nashizumrud2090]

16:58 Oh hey, Bejeweled Black Gems! That's nice to see them in this game.

[@addisonreyna04]

if you do a part two, PLEASE include Outlanders!! it's my favorite Arcade came besides Sneaky Sasquatch

[@Fatonix]

I just saw this OMG this is sooo good.Props to the creator.

[@Jake.Miller]

Thanks!

[@Gee3Oh]

Says "every" in the video, the description and in capitals on the title. Proceeds to explain that he only ranked the ones he was interested in.

[@mainframe1608]

You need to make part 2 with little orpheus its an S tier apple arcade game

[@Jake.Miller]

Cool, never played that one

[@WhitePikmin26]

I recognise all the sneaky Sasquatch music Also I’m trying stitch right now

[@Jake.Miller]

I hope you like it!

[@edmdeathmachine]

Sneaky Sasquatch is the easiest S tier ever, how dare you

[@hollyk7052]

I’ve been playing since the pandemic lmao

[@bluestonedot]

The first thing I thought when I saw this was “Sneaky Sasquatch better be on the top ones”

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha technically in the top half!!

[@edmdeathmachine]

​@@Jake.MillerNOT GOOD ENOUGH

[@croaky-wader]

@@edmdeathmachine that’s what I’m saying, it’s the only game I’m addicted t

[@hgmd3284]

wheres rayman mini and grindstone? syanara wild hearts? i think thise 3 deserve to be on S as well!

[@Gamecliparchives]

I wonder what you'd rate Sonic Dream Team, since that game released after you posted this video

[@yoshibutimterrariapixelart1923]

15:10 Yooo, Icebreakers!? I haven't thought about that game in years! Is there any place to find it nowadays??

[@croaky-wader]

Sneaky Sasquatch being put in A tier, losing to spider game has to be a Geneva violation, like wtf do you hate good games

[@Twosocks1874]

Thanks for this! I didn’t know some of these existed, gonna try them out!

[@chandlerperry2709]

I’m glad to see you exist again

[@Jake.Miller]

I had the CRAZIEST dream my name was milk or something

[@PorygonToast]

Cat Quest 2 was so good, I was so sad when I saw it got removed

[@Jake.Miller]

Never played it, I’m sad I missed out

[@jordanacheson1574]

If a part 2 ever happens, one of the three LEGO Games would be nice.

[@Jake.Miller]

That’s true, I’m just realizing that I forgot the builder journey one. It’s a really cool experience

[@alirezashabanian1601]

noiceee love you uploading ❤ but those comments cooked you up 😂 also think about rating materials in angry birds keep it up 🔥

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha how did they cook me up?

[@alirezashabanian1601]

@@Jake.Miller by roasting and sizzling your iPhone 😂 well I used both android and iPhone and I definitely think windows will have the win 🤣 but honestly I think iPhone is a lil bit overrated but still not that bad ❤

[@alirezashabanian1601]

@@Jake.Miller also play more classical arcades... my favorite is zodiac tower interesting but it get harder 🔥

[@saddlebag]

I’m glad to see Nitrome represented here! I’ve loved their games for a long time.

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

Why can't we have actual games like some of these on the main App Store. Like seriously they should make a rule that there can only be real games on Google Play. We shouldn't be having to pay for actually good mobile games.

[@Jake.Miller]

That’s fair. It should be the norm

[@Jef2017Offical]

Question: Which one do you prefer? Where’s My water? Where’s my Perry? Or where’s my Mickey? Also 1 thing Minions Paradise Won’t work after 2017 due to EA retiring the game and the reason was losing the license so this one may have to have footage if u ever include it in a video

[@Jake.Miller]

Probably the original

[@ralsei1545]

I know it’s late but if you make a part two, PLEEEEEASE include Limbo, best game everrrrrr 👍👍👍👍

[@lrgogo1517]

Finally... Frogger Toy Trials representation

[@mackhill8851]

JUST REALISED THAT LOTS OF THE BACKGROUND MUSIC IS FROM LEAP DAY WOOO

[@Jake.Miller]

The music is so good

[@JoshGoblin]

It’s criminal that you didn’t include Fantasian

[@Epiktoons]

WHERES ANGRY BIRDS RELOADED, CUT THE ROPE 3, SPONGEBOB PATTY PURSUIT, AND JETPACK JOYRIDE 2!?

[@sevekko]

does anyone know about that one apple arcade game where u play as a white pixel art stickman and battle bosses, enemies n other stuffs?

[@theincognitohistorian]

Bleak sword?

[@sevekko]

@theincognitohistorian imma look it up rq

[@sevekko]

@theincognitohistorian holy shi, thank you so much

[@KrishMortyJunior]

This video is a cinematic masterpiece!

[@PoryGoneZ]

I hope you make a part 2 that includes exit the gungeon. I love not the first game and second one

[@Jake.Miller]

I haven’t played those games before but I’ve only ever heard good things!

[@PoryGoneZ]

@@Jake.Miller I think you’ll like them. They are great rogue likes and they don’t cost that much. I highly recommend. I really like your videos by the way. Have a nice day!

[@Jake.Miller]

Thank you! Maybe I will try them someday, I think they’re on switch. Have a nice day as well!

[@thvariableyt]

what do you think about Horizon Chase 2? it's on apple arcade but idk if you've heard about it?

[@Jake.Miller]

Not sure I’ve played it, it’s a racing game right?

[@thvariableyt]

@@Jake.Miller yep it is!

[@thvariableyt]

@@Jake.Miller if you're intending on making a part 2, see if you can include it?

[@Jake.Miller]

Yeah for sure

[@thvariableyt]

@@Jake.Millerthanks! 🫂

[@dawsome9862]

Are you gonna make a part 2?

[@mulitpower8827]

…… Godamnnit I can’t believe I just got fucking rickrolled in a Jake Miller video

[@Jake.Miller]

Get owned GET OWNED

[@yaymorehomework9489]

i love the big EVERY in all caps in the titlee but then thee actual video only hass like 2% of the games

[@Purpledlime]

Now rank all nintendo games that are on mobile

[@Jake.Miller]

There’s not that many are there?

[@janisrivera229]

You better include SpongeBob SquarePants Patty Pursuit in the next part I love it

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha is it good? I wasn’t sure about it

[@janisrivera229]

@@Jake.Miller Yes

[@yukitadano5098]

Wouldn't it be crazy if there was a universe where different devices had pros and cons and which one was the best one depended on what you're using it for or just personal taste? Guess we'll never know.../s

[@bwagaming6391]

U gotta make a part 2 . Hey a new game is coming Sonic dream team to arcade u can give it a try tho🔥

[@Jake.Miller]

Yeah I was sad it didn’t come out before I made this video

[@bwagaming6391]

Hey don't be sad it will come Tomorrow now I'm sad that I won't be able to play that game I hope u include it in the part 2 😶

[@smooshed_in]

How dare you only give sneaky Sasquatch a tier and then use its music for the rest of the video it’s an easy s.

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha it does have great music

[@smooshed_in]

@@Jake.Millertrue

[@FoxerGaming]

Aw man. I was about to play and rank EVERY Apple Arcade Game so you wouldn't have to. Foiled again!

[@UnOriginalNPC]

This shows how nobody's opinion is ever safe from a community or communities, here's an example: Cheeseburgers are better than pizza Also jake love your content dude

[@Jake.Miller]

WHAT???? haha yeah but it’s also good just to be nice to everyone and I’ve learned that now. Thank you very much!

[@diamondplayz2145]

I’m a boy but I for some reason really really want to try Hello Kitty Island. I can’t though.

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha that’s ok I wanna try it too

[@berybluu6081]

✨who cares✨

[@berybluu6081]

wait why is this comment here

[@berybluu6081]

im so confused this comment keeps showing up

[@KoisSoup]

I personally enjoy Tiny wings, mini motorways, Jelly CarWorlds, mini metro, angry birds!

[@Dangusthemateballmaster67]

Thoughts on cream?

[@Jake.Miller]

Mmmmm creammmm

[@minovies]

@@Jake.Millerwtf

[@Jelly_shy_guy_man]

Pinball is easy I beat it with my chicken little cup

[@Jake.Miller]

Aw man not the chicken little cup…

[@NubbitDoesStuff.]

One of my favorite Nitrome games was Bad Ice-Cream. Pretty hard, but that might be a skill issue.

[@Jake.Miller]

Haven’t heard of it! Maybe I really should do nitrome tier list some day

[@NubbitDoesStuff.]

Might be on some random website. @@Jake.Miller

[@AyanChandra-f8b]

Sneaky Sasquatch is my favorite game... I've been playing it since 2021

[@StdSpeedrun]

As an Android user, it's funny how mad some of these people got, and as a rule of thumb. If you are ever in an internet argument, use proper grammar, or you're seen as stupid.

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha it’s true, hard to take those comments seriously. But yeah people were pretty mad

[@FirstLast-gh6of]

I find it hilarious that android users are bitching nonstop about how their phones are so far superior and better in every way and when someone insults iPhone users they’re just like “oh yeah they fucking suck lol”. Like, nobody actually cares about your phone. Use a flip phone for all we care

[@PramkLuna]

Not sure if you heard of it, but Little alchemy is my fav arcade mobile game

[@BlobmcBainbow]

I’m sad you didn’t do Crossy road or Crossy road castle those are my favorite

[@Jake.Miller]

I know I had talked about them in a previous video so I decided not to include them here

[@jessevanhook3521]

Google play pass next? It's got some nice ones. Not exclusive but, just an idea.

[@Jake.Miller]

It would be fun but I don’t have android haha

[@h0ojn-c1j]

as an android user this video made me shake my fists in rage. how DARE you jake

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha why I thought I was fairly respectful

[@Gaymer53497]

Is that a joke? I hope to god that it was a joke

[@Yvurstruly]

A part two with nailed it, and master chef game!!!

[@janko1]

LEAP DAY SWEEP

[@Jake.Miller]

It ALWAYS SWEEPS

[@Gaymer53497]

SWEEP DAY

[@sebaschu4691]

I wish you can make a sequel, I mean I just want to hear the word Cypher or Sonic dream team

[@Jake.Miller]

Yeah I’d love to check out the new sonic game!

[@MrMediocre45]

No Rayman Mini?

[@noamskplaying]

monomals is a great game with a beat maker so my singing monster cant compare and i wouldve love to see it in part 2

[@Gaymer53497]

Agreed but just don’t play the switch version cuz it’s a buggy mess

[@MFROOL]

Ayo I didn't realize Milk posted another video

[@Jake.Miller]

Another banger by milk

[@amauryantoine418]

Totally out of context could you rank every Metal Slug games? pls 😢

[@Jake.Miller]

Mayyyybe

[@Nonagonorganic]

If I make comments about androids, there phones would be too low quality to see it. STINKY ANDROID!

[@Jake.Miller]

Dang coming back at em

[@prptheawesome4911]

It's so cool that they made a garfield kart ripoff featuring Peter Griffin from Fortnite

[@Jake.Miller]

What a rip-off am I right

[@randthedumbguy6409]

Never knew you made fun of android users until now, jake, i accept your apology.

[@njnjco]

I'm not a fan of subscriptions. In fact, I kinda hate them. I'd rather pay $5 to buy a mobile game and own it than pay $5 to rent a bunch of games for as long as I keep giving them $5.

[@halasyamv3190]

you need to try out bleak sword

[@KushiBoi]

What happened to the Disney games gameplays? I've been around since then, love the new content tho just wondering.

[@Jake.Miller]

I've had less and less time to balance all of the above over the past year. I decided if I need to focus on something it's this channel, and sadly that means the disney stuff gets left behind. I am truly amazed you've been here so long though, that is really cool! Nice to hear from you again

[@KushiBoi]

@@Jake.Miller Oh no thats fine! I;m just glad to see your thriving more on this content then the disney, youve really made a name for yourself and your doing amazing! Keep it up :)

[@Jake.Miller]

Thank you so much! That’s very nice of you to say!

[@DOUGHBOIMUZIK]

I just still don’t think Apple Arcade games are better than regular App Store games

[@akg054]

Now do it with the Google Play Pass.

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha I don’t have an android tho

[@TheKingTywinLannister]

Is it just me or apple wtf? I am not finding any game that would not automatically got meh from me. 2024 and someone still plays fruit Ninja? 🤮

[@CoseDaTux]

0:02 i think we shouldn't blame iPhone's users; they are the victims (of apple)

[@JayKeli41]

You should’ve ranked ocean horn 2

[@DocSlayingyoudown]

Next you should check Junk World by Ironhide studio

[@Jake.Miller]

Is it good?

[@Gaymer53497]

As someone who has played it I can say It’s pretty good

[@donstarplayz]

Next do every Netflix game. Edit: got to the end of the video. Never-mind 😔

[@shellder_gaming]

Bro forgot Puyo Puyo Puzzle Pop

[@giabaonn600]

Apple Arcade from Target Circle and new Apple purchases + exclusive games from Netflix subscription really made my mobile library looks less brain rot. No hyper casual trash

[@Jake.Miller]

it's true, high quality stuff

[@jammybot2529]

I’d recommend Crossy road castle

[@Paxmet]

I like the Bleak Sword

[@Nickolasthegamer492]

do a nitrome ranking!

[@Jake.Miller]

Maybe I should 🤔

[@Lyprodon4863]

He totally forget the angry birds rio ranking video 😤😤😤😤

[@Jake.Miller]

How could he do this to us

[@Number1glassshardfan]

I LOVED this video 45/44 I might be an android user but i still think iphone phones are cool but the only thing i hate about the iphone has to be that stupid white barr on the bottom of the device its so distracting when im playing a game Did I mention that i like this video

[@Bean891]

I haven’t watched the video but if sneaky Sasquatch it’s in S tier I’m gonna circumcise your fish Edit: it wasn’t S tier

[@Jake.Miller]

NOT MY FISH

[@Gaymer53497]

GOD DAAAMN

[@ToodlesTheMouse]

You forgot: Steven universe Unleash the light

[@lrgogo1517]

Has... has Jake's joke delivery... _always_ sounded like that of a preteen?

[@Jake.Miller]

Erm not sure what you mean erm

[@Epiktoonz]

At least i dont need an iPhone when i play lego brawls

[@havenshaw7856]

Wait they made a sequel to What The Golf???

[@Jake.Miller]

Yeah I haven’t tried it but it’s called what the car

[@havenshaw7856]

@@Jake.Miller I gotta go try it out sometime

[@Jake.Miller]

Me too

[@Gaymer53497]

I beat the game and I absolutely loved it!

[@Gatorboy5678]

Judging from the music in the intro you probably like Sneaky Sasquatch!

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha it has great music

[@Reg16]

People should stop fighting about Apple Vs Android. In an Ideal world, everyone has a Mac with BlueStacks installed. The best of both worlds right there. Also Apple Arcade is like, 6.5/10. It's fine, just not worth the 60 dollars yearly.

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha that is the best of both worlds. But idk, I wouldn’t suggest buying it yearly, just buy it for like a month or two. Plenty of time to check out the games

[@rushexplain178]

Also what the golf wasn’t originally Apple Arcade it was pc and consoles

[@Bestontiyo]

Can you please try teenage mutant ninja turtles game in apple arcade???

[@Jake.Miller]

Is it good?

[@henryvaughan7283]

Gibbon is the best possible arcade game 😭😭

[@mrfrog7414]

HE DIDNT DO COOKING MAMA CUISINE, F TEIR

[@Jake.Miller]

That’s not fair cooking mama is way better than f tier