I played ARK for the first time and it broke me... (Ark: Survival Ascended)

[@crustdoodle]

IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE ARK THEN LEAVE A LIKE BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO BE A GOOD KZbin TODAY THANK YOU ❤️

[@mooneater1647]

Absolutely love your content- please keep it up!!!!

[@Darkfur94]

The many likes have been left lordship.

[@trident-rj1kb]

You should make this a series

[@laspriggsy6776]

You should play this game with others

[@deathmourne1]

Can i get more people to subscribe to you instead?

[@TeaLord.]

I love this guy only because this is the chaos and comfort I seek from life.

[@michaelpankowski5017]

I laughed through almost the whole episode - this is the quality Ark content I have been looking for

[@crustdoodle]

Glad you enjoyed it! I'll be jumping back in and releasing a new video over the next few days!

[@mikewilkins959]

@@crustdoodleamazing! It would be great if this became a series

[@PaperCrysalis]

As an avid Ark player and new huge Crusty fan, Thank you for playing this especially on its drop day! Please keep this as a content.

[@Dragonbleps]

Just saw in my recommended and i LOVE watching people play ARK for the first time. You've got a fantastic humor and this was fun to watch all the way through. I hope you'll play more and have a blast!

[@rabidsmiles]

I have played this game for years...this is the most entertaining play through I've ever seen. Please continue, you've earned yourself a sub for sure.

[@crustdoodle]

Thank you and welcome!

[@Ravioli.randomness]

You’re the one person I’d expect to have a general terrifying dodo army

[@kidou6045]

You're so funny, It's been a long time since I laughed so hard at a video. Keep it up!

[@crustdoodle]

Thanks, will do!

[@MsSharpe83]

The commentary is legendary! The Jack Sparrow accent is even better! I love this content! Having played over 5K hours in Ark Evolved, this is one of the most refreshing playthroughs I've seen! You have a new subby!

[@nataliezettler3710]

I have played ark since it was pre released years a go....and I have never seen anyone jump on the back of a wild bronto for fun....lmfao...I subbed because I can't stop laughing this is awesome mate......Starshine Sprinkle...dude I can't lmfao

[@jonlan7173]

OMG THE BEST VOICE ACTOR / Role Player on the internet finally plays Ark my heart literally jumped out of my chest when I saw this please 🙏 make this a series lmfao

[@Grnwng]

Loved your reactions to taming your first dodo and pego. xD

[@deathmourne1]

Crusty you nearly made me choke on a bowl of ice cream laughing. Like the entire bowl and spoon minus the actual ice cream

[@johnoswald1595]

Splat is very well fed 🤣 Love the Jurassic Park reference with the big pile of sh...Also loved the ''sounds adorable...we should kill it!''

[@gglenn7920]

Oh that poor oviraptor.

[@nightlyrowentree6047]

Chaos i love it its like watching adhd in manic mode i love it

[@xbigtex1311]

I got on KZbin tonight to see some ark asa content and you popped up let me tell you thanks for the laughs Mate loved it

[@mintybirdy3850]

'His name was Splat and he had a mustache and he swallowed a table.' :'D

[@griffinsummoner]

That encounter with the Leedsichthys was great.

[@JarcoArt]

Brilliant content as always Crusty! ❤ Been playing ARK on and off since early access (2017?) and personally would love more ARK content from you! 😄🤣 (Interesting to see the new version, even though apparently it is a stripped down version with graphic update at the price of a new game.)

[@teddyboukagain9985]

The uprising of the dodos was only a matter of time.

[@bok6110]

Ark is Ark … it loves and hates us … or is it loves to hate , Ark taketh and giveth . All praise Ark !!!

[@marialune99]

Hey, Crusty. Did you know that in Ark some Holidays like Christmas, Easter and Valentine have special things going on and there is at least one that I think you would love to play around with. Don't want to spoil it but do look forward to it if you like this game. (at least they did in survival evolved. hope fully they kept it for ascended)

[@crustdoodle]

I am extremely ignorant to this game so had no idea, but I enjoyed it so hopefully the video does well and I can play it some more :)

[@williamray4512]

8:27. That poor oviraptor didn't deserve that lmao. He's harmless😂😂😂😂

[@crustdoodle]

He is now :)

[@grannysbowlz5802]

Crusty in ARK............. yes please!

[@robertc.5558]

God i need ark and crusty in my life

[@HamishThurstun-fs6ur]

bro basically summarised the whole storyline

[@naomus5976]

I really hope you end up doing more Ark:SA vids, you always make me CACKLE all alone in a dark room which in turn makes me begin to question my sanity. I wouldnt have it any other way

[@crustdoodle]

ANOTHER HAS BEEN RELEASED

[@timthemanimal]

Arklords giveth, and Arklords taketh away

[@AmbitiousDucks]

02:04 That PT walks like he could be a bouncer at a nightclub

[@lancehiemenz9607]

We need a part 2

[@osten432]

holy shit this is a good video! you deserve more attention, new sub for sure. :)

[@crustdoodle]

Appreciate that!

[@N0body6999]

the goblins in your brain must be all powerful gods! I will now have a crusty cookie in your honor.

[@alyn404]

I laughed so hard I'm crying! That pegomastax mystery hahhaha!!!

[@parz176]

The dodo incident at 7:50 implies to me that it is human instinct to slaughter dodos

[@LockPick-g2b]

Not only it broke you but it also broke your computer

[@legendaryryan1623]

welcome to suffering... and believe me, the dinos/creatures that kill you is only 20% of the suffering. even less once you just know the game and just see the matrix code. imagine this, gathering resources and building bases, taming dinos, creating alliances for months.. spent sleepless nights going "just one more metal run." then realizing its 3am.. and then one day you wake up to find every base obliterated, all loot gone... and then its back to waking up naked(probably on another server.) and doing it all over again..... THEN imagine this happening over and over again. welcome to ark pvp..

[@Eindel-v4x]

Game is a bit of a scam but i loved to see crusty playing ark, and loved how What? tammed itself by stealing from Crusty's pokets xDD Very good chaos as always Crusty, thanks for sharing your madness with us.

[@crustdoodle]

You mean you don't like developers who expect money for broken games and sell DLC on early access products? Honestly, that's been the thing that's put me off for years. I had fun in this though.

[@daeganish7304]

That's what bugged me, I wanted so badly to love it but the entire player base has to go to ridiculous lengths just to not die upon logging in, not to mention the constant crashes and rollbacks. Great idea but awful execution, I'm glad Crusty had fun with it though :')

[@Eindel-v4x]

Well… if i was smart enough o get money from them then I would love those developers I guess xD. But being one of the poor poor idiots that bought fortnite before it became the battle royal crap that is now days, when it was a building defence game against zombies, and once they started getting money from the battle royal they added later they just got rid of the original game… then I would have disliked them a bit less. So I prefer to love you and people like you Crusty that with your clever and fun craziness make me spend a very nice time laughing and enjoying. Thanks for your hard work Crusty and keep being you and that others you in your head.@@crustdoodle

[@Eindel-v4x]

Yeah, that he has fun is the most important thing for us that will enjoy it more that way. I liked ark when I played it but…paying again for…the same but much worse… no thanks 😊@@daeganish7304

[@Chilipotamus]

Spending all those points on crafting early game hurts my soul lmao

[@crustdoodle]

I DON'T KNOW THINGS

[@Chilipotamus]

@@crustdoodle oh I know, I'm just remembering my first days on the Island and going through the same follies, don't let it drag ya down. Really enjoying the series so far, keep up the fun content!

[@aetherisc8506]

Poor Tony, killed by Splat and accused of desertion

[@crustdoodle]

How dare you. I did nothing but treat Tony well like the nice person I am

[@kkk-gf6sj]

And misgendered

[@matthewferguson6524]

The accidental pego tame, omg 😂

[@tokersheadshop]

I just noticed a change within this very video that NOBODY is talking about LOL When animals poop it splats and kinda flattens out instead of looking like the worst game of marbles. All jokes aside it's kind of low key an awesome change.

[@crustdoodle]

Gotta pay attention to the important details

[@NatashaWinland]

Yes. Make him look like a freak. Splat looks like he has his pants pulled up very high. And Tony got killed by that last dinosaur. Did you not see?

[@crustdoodle]

I saw it afterwards in editing

[@ShaniquaJones-hw8hy]

just witness THE captain jack sparrow play ark ascended.

[@Satu83]

Yes, more this please ❤

[@williamray4512]

Yeah your hilarious. I think I'll have some more of that😂😂😂

[@666devillord]

2:47 that one sentence sums up 99.9% of movies and games today. 😒

[@jasont5031]

New viewer, keep this coming!

[@derikhembree6530]

lmfao easily the funniest Ark content

[@ShilohSmith]

“We have successfully put Jennifer Aniston in a cage”

[@keblin86]

haha hilarious, I love seeing people make Ark funny

[@laspriggsy6776]

This really is just old ark with better graphics

[@laspriggsy6776]

complete waste

[@coledawson4063]

I need more ARK

[@BlakePorterfield]

I shall teach you crusty this is how you say how are you doing I german Wie geht es dir yes be taught hehe

[@EYEOSPYO]

This is beautiful

[@soulous6001]

The death cry

[@natsu2010]

Your character look like he could be a relative of Popeye

[@okami803]

8:34 had me dying

[@mrgutierrez0079]

Great vidoe new sub !!

[@crustdoodle]

Welcome!!

[@Koruto91]

Splat wanted to ge splatted on...

[@crustdoodle]

Splat gonna splat

[@thewizard4200]

Jennifer Anniston was killed by a Megalodon?! 😯

[@crustdoodle]

Yeah this is the one where she gets eaten by a giant fish

[@LeoBark-x8e]

Why did you want to eat the poop?😂

[@crustdoodle]

I need to know.

[@dmitritelvanni4068]

This ark content revival is lit. Im gonna stick to SE cuz ascended seems unlikely to run very well for me and single player is just fine for me. But i like watching new peple play.

[@fishpop]

I'd love to play ARK again but it takes up 128GB fsr Stupid devs not compressing their files...

[@johnoswald1595]

Sharks and Crusty...Winning combination in my book 😃

[@suggsypark7960]

Great entertainment . Nice to see someone just enjoy and piss about, with great commentary. New sub from me :-)

[@chaoticcatartist]

Havent watched vid fully but crafting skill is crafting speed im pretty sure,havent played ( the older game) in ages lol

[@crustdoodle]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh then i have wasted many points

[@mogwiawolf4354]

Yeah it does that at first but after a while it got good but for me I was on Xbox one which don't get me wrong it was fun but not being able to play with friends was boring cause had some that had it but weren't going to install it again since they were playing other games or other friends didn't have it so after a while I uninstalled

[@crustdoodle]

You have....friends? What is that like?

[@lyannastark3839]

Does your character have female voice? P.S. Maybe I imagined it. I agree with the comments - you are hilarious.

[@crustdoodle]

It's possible that I picked the female voice yes.

[@lyannastark3839]

I've figured :D@@crustdoodle

[@hankdedalus]

I see they still have not fixed the random crashing after all these years.

[@crustdoodle]

Too late got the money lolllllll

[@hankdedalus]

I am not saying it's a bad thing I am just saying it is till there at least you can make it enjoyable and reminded me of the turtle army I had at one point in it.@@crustdoodle

[@roberttooley2015]

MORE!

[@sheogoraththedaedricprince9675]

Is that a female gremlin? The street walker gremlin

[@justinbrown1071]

I want to hate this game but if I can get Jennifer Aniston in a cage I’m all in

[@joswharsimancascaballero8936]

WOOOOO

[@IGirt1]

Btw your first death wasn’t cause of the mammoth. You froze to death

[@crustdoodle]

I know but I cut my awknowledgement of that out of the video because I wanted to

[@ashleyhiggins948]

Love it twat the dodo got me 😂

[@tiffany6341]

❤❤❤❤

[@Darkfur94]

Yeeeeessssss!

[@mattlawn3792]

Why does your character look like Ricky Berwick??

[@ho0t0w1]

why are Splat's pecs so jiggly??

[@AlecNicholas]

Splat

[@hundefuchs4353]

hahahahahah so gut

[@Rockstar_Freddy-5coins]

1 out of 5 Stars would you rate ark the isle and path of Titans me to be honest I would rate ark 3/5 Path of Titans 4/5 THE ISLE 5/5

[@crustdoodle]

Honestly I don't know any of them well enough yet to give good ratings. Ark has the most potential to keep my ADHD mess of a brain interested the longest I would assume

[@Grnwng]

@@crustdoodle Ark is the crack of the masses. Fr.

[@seikotheserval5341]

Hey Crusty, i wonder why your ark look so... different and...so detail a..and i.. I don't understand it's feel like it IS ark but also not ark

[@crustdoodle]

It's the new one which is the old one but new

[@cabinfever5730]

@@crustdoodle Bethesda be like

[@seikotheserval5341]

@@crustdoodle what..wha..what- :0

[@daeganish7304]

It's Ark Survival Ascended, the remake of Ark Survival Evolved :) Basically the exact same game but shinier, apparently still has the same bugs though -.-

[@cjsaurus4120]

TONY'S DEAD

[@crustdoodle]

I'm over it.

[@MadelynGullett]

Um les curse words please but great vids

[@crustdoodle]

I'm an adult and I'm not imprisoned by language so I will curse whenever I want to. Thanks for watching 😊

[@SM-yq9ig]

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