I Played JoJo Siwa's Awful Game So You Don't Have To...

Today George and I play JoJo Siwa's awful game on the Apple Store. Following up on my video about JoJo Siwa being cancelled, I figured the next step was to analyse at the former dance moms contestant's additions to the app store.
George's Channel: / memeulous
Twitter/Instagram: @JamesMarriottYT (James Marriott)
TikTok: @JamesMarriott
Editors:
James Marriott
Cynic Snacks ( / @cynicsnacks )

[@JamesMarriott]

70,000 likes if you want to make George suffer even more. Also go and subscribe to him he's a lovely boy.

[@Sohamsta]

I'm off to play the game brb

[@nidartvellir]

I ship it

[@zeroeels8591]

Did you get Clyde from ikea

[@farahkarim7625]

Already done it boys, 😂👍

[@emc2009]

You and George and best buds

[@natski137]

James Marriott torturing George Memeulous for 10 mins straight

[@sylviaa5646]

Nat Jackson You forgot 38 seconds

[@sylviaa5646]

Nat Jackson I feel like JoJo’s forehead is way bigger real life than in Animation

[@peestorage6110]

@@sylviaa5646 39* 😳

[@ceeofceesimp4473]

Nat Jackson that’s the more appropriate title

[@EmryMyrddin]

George Memeulous

[@ririvv]

3:13 I ACTUALLY THOUGHT SHE PROPERLY SAID THAT AND I SPAT OUT MY DRINK

[@user-kb2co2vx6d]

Riley Jansen van Vuuren same lmao

[@beepbeeplettuce4608]

Riley Jansen van Vuuren Same!

[@Why-uo7cj]

*S A M E*

[@jay3289]

Shm

[@user-jq5rn8sn7s]

SAME BRUH!!!

[@sunshine6997]

Imagine being a child playing this game, with the items that cost money, and all the ads. Those poor parents...

[@someguy1686]

And the random profanity lmfao

[@epicswag1237]

JoJo didn't even make that game

[@freckly4988]

I did actully and i didnt mind it and my mum was happy :)

[@kylebroflovski6382]

Poor kids actually, they're stuck playing heartless games with no passion as opposed to the content-brimmed and fun as fuck games from the PS2/gamecube era

[@rogersmith9348]

I"m sure there's lots of cases of kids stealing their parents' cards and spending a ton of money without them knowing lmao

[@pikakip3792]

You should have titled this "jojo siwa's bizarre adventure"

[@plgve4351]

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Dance

[@softiniki1306]

y e s

[@griffinbird3000]

You thought it was over but it was me JAMES (Probably James to George at one point)

[@valentine6565]

Or siwa simulator

[@goldenexperience5930]

Pikakip 379 😂😂😂 Jojo bizzare adventure: Rainbow bow

[@_-9886]

Bold of you to assume I haven’t already played it

[@nishkaghzala762]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bazzxliner]

W H Y

[@kittychanko3988]

@@jeff3186 -.-

[@paprikaa117]

Excuse me *what?*

[@user-hr4cz8qd8r]

Lol I played it too my name was Jerry 23 😂

[@bellegriffiths5866]

How does George look so unamused even though you can't see his face EDIT: I have more likes on my comment than James' does on his, and this is his channel. I have truly peaked in life.

[@endzi1248]

Body language

[@ceeofceesimp4473]

Belle Griffiths very tru

[@loopy256aj4]

Belle Griffiths Ik

[@liyah4116]

body language & facial muscles

[@sharkbait4949]

My last name is Griffiths to!

[@andreaarevalo3307]

What the kids play: Fornite What the mans play: Jojo Siwa game

[@VickyDoll]

😂

[@v--v3844]

Men*

[@blanche970]

the mans

[@nameslesss]

700th like

[@guiltyassavannnah]

THE MANS 😭💀

[@lucid3715]

Two grown men playing a game for 7 year old girls.

[@alicia2619]

Lucid What real men play.

[@Sarah-dk8je]

Torture

[@Squirtlesam]

James is actually having fun and it’s so fucking cute

[@lucid3715]

"Cute" isn't a word I would use

[@seif504]

U r gey.

[@novastryker14314]

@@seif504^^^^

[@Squirtlesam]

Joe Mama I mean... how is it so obvious??

[@mayas883]

Imagine waking up and your child spent all your money on Jojo Siwa

[@faithplaysgames1399]

Maya S Call the adoption center for a new delivery.

[@carriehembry7987]

Time to return it

[@Mikaelamofu]

Maya S all hail our savior jojo

[@passingby1350]

White knite i'm dyinggg

[@jessicarener6543]

Just throw the whole child away lol

[@yoitee6505]

No one: Not even a blue eyed baby’s dragon: Memulous: V for vbucks

[@sicklymisterbignuts]

Learn the alphabet with memulous Memeulous: *v* *is* *for* *v*-*bucks*

[@gachalifeisforgaypeoplegay7099]

@@sicklymisterbignuts that deserve moe likes than Fade T4CU comment

[@Randompuffin1]

Heh- was that a Yugioh reference :)

[@mag4109]

When Jojo can’t even use the right “your”

[@dumbdumbforreal]

MAFFKE 15 and stupid. Maybe her hairline isn’t the only thing that’s receding.

[@notnxptunez]

Yare Yare Daze

[@sablebun]

@@notnxptunez Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@Bella-cw1us]

•ClinicallyHappy_YT• LMFAO

[@arianatord6548]

•Pink Diamond• don’t be an ass

[@lilliannag]

I think james is actually jojo trynna get clout

[@corcs2037]

That username is heavily underrated

[@mindlessjulian1666]

i dont ever know what to say whenever i meet somebody in the comments with the same intrests as me so .... hi P!ATD and the sims is cool. (dont kill me i dont watch dan and phil)

[@mai-oc7ih]

i thought the people with these names got bullied out of it in year 8?

[@corcs2037]

Is it a reference to persona 5 with phan and I think of twenty one pilots with the ø

[@crimson6018]

I like your profile picture lmao

[@Sohamsta]

George seemed genuinely excited while playing this game, JoJo is evolving

[@ee8546]

We might have to put him down

[@Mrs.Self.Distruct]

There was a definite moment before he snapped out of it hahah

[@LeveyHere]

Her message to you at the beginning was actually really passive aggressive.

[@arianatord6548]

?

[@LeveyHere]

@@arianatord6548 The PM that shows on the screen real quick

[@algriffin7630]

Right? I was actually surprised when I saw it.

[@AG-fw4li]

Xoxo Jojo Lmaoo 😂

[@meekuhatsune5668]

@@shyathemayatayatay 0:05

[@keiraparker1229]

no one: Jojo: LeTs pUt tOnS oF aDs iN tHiS gAmE

[@milomilo6515]

x_Keira_ _Elmslie_x * puts on airplane mode*

[@nosquadkid1568]

But JoJo didn't really make the game. It was TabTale

[@anonimy5181]

No one: Memeulous: *I mean, 20 quid is 20 quid*

[@lisaguerry5402]

That can be interpreted M A N Y ways and, y'know what? I really don't like that.

[@josephthegod3514]

I mean 20 quid is 20 quid

[@hm_0078]

George: this is the worst mobile game ever. James: yes one bow!!!

[@someperson37]

Honestly, this is just a branded knockoff of those dance games that 5 year old girls think are fun :/

[@therealopaartist]

SomePerson 37 isn't the "brand" called Coco? That's what this game reminds me of.

[@someperson37]

OPA ARTS yesssss thanks for saying the name, I couldn’t remember what it was!

[@hxfsa6120]

@@someperson37 well bc when i was five years old I liked those sort of games

[@ashtynmyles6988]

Bro, I can’t believe that people actually like this

[@jecd4298]

@@hxfsa6120 i loved them until i was 7

[@giemogi]

last time I was this early he still had some dignity left

[@sweatynapkins]

No dignity

[@woolchipmunk]

So First time

[@marijeta2003]

odakle si?

[@giemogi]

@@marijeta2003 hrvatska lol, ti?

[@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587]

STOP 😂😂😂😂

[@victorc8553]

I thought that this was JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future

[@Pumpkinjellyfish_]

Victor Chugunov FINALLY I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

[@Res-5000]

that would be amazing

[@Mika-ev2dk]

Its a sneak peek for part 9

[@Res-5000]

any time i think of the name jojo the battle tendency theam plays in my head.

[@sadvec6328]

@@Mika-ev2dk Stand Name: Boomerang Stand Master: JoJo Siwa

[@chadl6934]

"We can play for another 30 minutes!" "No" "Please!"

[@sittingheredoingnothing5922]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@xxwhyxxxx-_-1482]

(҂-̀_-́)

[@khajiithaswaresifyouhaveco8342]

No one: Literally no one: James: *CaN yOu BuIlD a DoUgHnUt?!*

[@gremlintoastt0088]

Kajiit Has Wares If You Have Coin *places donut*

[@samanthadinkel1223]

It doesn't even look like Jojo the hairline isn't messed up!

[@bread2471]

Pikachu lover26 jojo has a hairline?

[@rachie2456]

She doesn't even have a hairline!

[@Angel-cu9im]

xXGacha BeanXx 😂😅

[@plgve4351]

yeah, it's the worst version of a possible SBR universe Jolyne

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

JoJo's missing hair must be in Area 51's basement, too bad the raid failed

[@daisycartmell9556]

wow

[@kurikar]

Damn Bigfoot I’ve been seeing you everywhere lately

[@Sohamsta]

It might not have failed. The government might have wiped everyone's memory. People might have gotten in

[@samanthadinkel1223]

@@Sohamsta psst hey don't give away our secrets **clicks memory eraser**

[@sylviaa5646]

Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access Lol but I swear her forehead in real life is bigger than in the game! 😂

[@Majaweed17]

Next JoJo's gonna make an anime called JoJo siwa's bizzare adventure

[@KazuhaEien]

I told my Grandma about Jojo's Bizarre Adventure once, and she thought it was a show created and featuring Jojo Siwa...

[@5altine224]

*Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven*

[@spooky961]

OH MY GOD!

[@geisttheawkwardnerd7062]

OH NOOOOOOOO!

[@xfroggii]

*yes*

[@KazuhaEien]

When I told my grandma about Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, she literally thought it was about Jojo Siwa tbh

[@mrberry1147]

*Go ahead, Mr joestar*

[@LadyFaFa62]

George lost the will to live halfway through. When he got up and left his soul had already left at that point

[@froggy904]

I saw his hair

[@lior4401]

"doing lines in dance class with JoJo"

[@antoniochilimbar3385]

How do you think she gets all the energy

[@lindzie543]

o shit

[@sidh1135]

Jojo is actual crackhead confirmed

[@mo-ue9ds]

of course

[@Ryan-hx4pc]

She be sniffing that JoJo branded Coke

[@Bee-ln7kz]

Me: *sips tea* Them: SIWANATOR *pink tank shows up* Also me: *chokes*

[@lunahetfield]

Zoë :0 The Siwanator: Bowment Day

[@garffeels]

Chat noir =D

[@Bee-ln7kz]

@@garffeels sonic :D

[@ari9352]

James *to George* : I feel like you have a better fashion sense than I do **are both wearing full black**

[@GriffyThingy]

Alt title: James gets mesmerised by a kids app whilst George gets tortured

[@makaylahbrown4896]

I like how the fixed her “hairline” in the game😂

[@saffyzoe3443]

I don’t thing her hairline is far enough back tho

[@PineapplePen-vz8ph]

Let's make Fuhrer Jojo proud

[@PineapplePen-vz8ph]

Cant see the mcdonalds M

[@ru_ler9789]

character: does a JOJO pose James: I'll give you £20 if you do a JOJO pose

[@deadenbyel]

No one: Not a single soul: George: *I jUsT wAnNa Go BeD*

[@potaterperson3402]

I think that is every humans mind set

[@0lillian]

Why did I think that “don’t mess up, or I’ll kill your family” bit was actually in the game?

[@zeneeah]

James edited that, i played that game already that's why i know everything inside the game

[@Br_eden_LL]

@@athaza_amygdala a. k. a. A person who has no life, but then again, JoJo fans aren't moderately decent at hiding it

[@tomato9866]

@@Br_eden_LL SONO CHI NO SADAME JOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOO

[@lunahetfield]

0lillian i actually thought it was part of the game too XD

[@mollyfromacnh9973]

I thought that too lol

[@starsandcakes1484]

*This game is only a thing to boost Jojo's ego.*

[@noeliaestevez9095]

ikr

[@ashtynmyles6988]

And to make money off of little kids

[@khajiithaswaresifyouhaveco8342]

"How far do you think you could punt that dog?" 😂

[@paigeypop9896]

“oh yeah yeah yeah. you BULLY that child” 🤣

[@ceeofceesimp4473]

‘That beds getting some action it’s never had before’ - James marriott , 2019

[@dashmarer]

Tbh, that was so fucking perverted

[@Lucytism.]

@@dashmarer making a light sexual joke about someone about the same age as you who doesn't really give a shit isn't perverted but okay

[@lalablue875]

''Consent with George Memeulous'' That got me. :D

[@mellohighh]

6:43 the way george said all that was oddly adorable ngl

[@saltyyyboi8322]

This game is so awful, it’s like the rest of them, adds every 1 minute

[@chibidoggosowoblm2543]

Saltyyy Boi plus JoJo Siwa lmaooo

[@hystericallover5989]

KawaiiBirbs! UvU laughing my ass off-off-off

[@piffba]

James: *doesn’t know the difference between modern dance and hip hop* Me, a dancer: ThEy cOuLd’Nt bE MoRe DifFeReNt

[@paolahowell9696]

La Cupcake I’m curious. Can I have a simple explanation on how?

[@lindzie543]

La Cupcake FR

[@angelinagardner7447]

same😂

[@emilybri8379]

La Cupcake oof

[@stormpetrel5645]

@autumn x I'd rather call it expressive than elegant

[@readdabbit]

Alternate name: George pretending to hate the game but secretly loving it for 10 minutes

[@herotchii5078]

If you took a shot for every add... You’d be wasted in 5 minutes

[@ohgodpleaseno7374]

Oof

[@mythicalbiscuit6016]

More like 1

[@paranormallemonade1951]

“should we just pay for the full game? i feel like we might have to” *you just want the game james*

[@marinew25]

George is just physically embodying the suicidal feelings of everyone watching

[@areith2295]

even the video game character’s hairline is taking a vacation.

[@honeybest2851]

Jojo’s hairline has been restored in the game

[@kimmyball4961]

Are we really making fun of a child's appearance? Especially something they can't change?? Smh

[@giannahernandez1795]

@@kimmyball4961 It’s a joke can you comprehend that?

[@phoebehunt9127]

My favourite part was the fact James has the Ikea Store app

[@alexwhite2609]

I’m pretty sure all the makeup in that game has asbestos in it

[@spreaditlikepeanutbutterje8243]

why doesn't this have more likes

[@zeneeah]

Dumb

[@zomb_rei]

2:54 memeulous does some crappy dance so you don’t have to

[@sofiacovelli1320]

8:13 “Well I don’t think this game was built for adult humans” yes, as opposed to adult aliens 😂

[@Vortex_On_The_Fritz]

* sees title * carefully, he’s a hero

[@bloodclotcubing651]

Vortex TDHC hazzah, a man of quality

[@Goldgotgame]

Bloodclot Cubing he is only quality and quality is him

[@fourdontdoit7886]

*hero-y man laughter intensifies*

[@uselesslynishat]

I respect a creator that puts their own wellbeing in the line for their viewers

[@sofie9071]

james looks like he’s genuinely enjoying the game lmao

[@rubyyates4778]

He's probably enjoying George's discomfort

[@iheartmomosoo]

This looks like a freaking Coco game

[@pancakelover4147]

I think it could be it's the exact same as most of them but JoJo siwa

[@PineapplePen-vz8ph]

*is

[@nosquadkid1568]

Omg totally.

[@RackHasAttacked]

Jojo siwa: *makes game Me: *my god. Their evolving*

[@psyche8547]

Fun Fact: my friend used to go to dance class with Jojo Siwa

[@ee8546]

Oof

[@adrenaline1583]

Were they friends or did they talk at all?

[@shiny_t396]

psychedoodles :/ sure, and I used to rap with Ofb Sj 🤡🤦🏽‍♂️

[@ee8546]

@@shiny_t396 You think she didn't go to a damn class with actual people.

[@chibidoggosowoblm2543]

psychedoodles :/ lmao that’s sad

[@nayelynunez6753]

“You’re* right none of my videos.. “ “Really happy You’re * spreading a kind message..”

[@MicBur17]

No one: Literally no one: Ad: cAn YoU bUiLd A dOnUt

[@ColeDustin]

😘 James (FuLl HoMo)

[@msgriffinhive]

Wtf

[@duckingtonduckss7525]

Well damn .

[@Co_Brien]

Ok friend

[@prihaps]

Lol

[@shyrigan6539]

ok

[@mxshrum]

My mood: James cuddling his bear for half the video

[@milkii_tea]

3:46 haters will say it's edited

[@mayomonkey04]

no one: not a single soul: George: How far do you think I could punt that dog??

[@athenafairchild4113]

James and George: Ohmygod there's so many ads Jame's video: Goes to ad

[@hui7304]

"The things that you do for money." -I wonder George, what things-

[@plgve4351]

THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY「STAND」

[@starrysky5105]

ARE YOU AN ENEMY?

[@finnderalla4727]

"i how far do you recon she can punt that dog" -George memeulous 3:34

[@e11e..]

There is a Game called Dance School Story that is literally the same thing. It just doesn’t include Jojo

[@epachowdhury9118]

Jocelyn Brown she might hv wanted to get the jojo game for herself and Dance School Story must hv been there too idk

[@appleloaf]

So she basically copied it.

[@e11e..]

Zetsubou thanks for telling us! I’m sure we all had no idea!

[@e11e..]

Zetsubou sorry. I’m enthusiastic

[@imawesome4781]

What the title should be: Two fully grown men playing a game for children for 10 minutes and 30 seconds straight.

[@SmileyFaceJPG]

I thought the thumbnail was jojo siwa saying "why does this exist?" while you were 'like well you shouldn't either'

[@alielmaz933]

Edits they made 3:11 3:45 6:18 Ads 1:42 1:49 2:16 4:15 4:38 4:49 5:10 5:24 6:15 9:12 9:32

[@emmmmie]

8:25 Wait, is there tea between James and Shane? Have I missed something? 🤔🤔🤔

[@Spirits.unveiled]

“That beds getting some actions it’s never had before” Me: You sure ab that?

[@wokeupnew]

lmaoo same

[@fourdontdoit7886]

oh my god that sentence-

[@stupiddumbfum7255]

Taylor Tot 69 likes

[@o.g5211]

9:19 I mean That makeup really is Killer

[@lucabloor1086]

3:14 honestly thought that was part of the game lmao 😂

[@tillysmith2103]

We need a part two called - James spends his life savings on JoJo.

[@logicexceptitsarepresentat609]

Little Miss Antisocial Sounds like something my friend would do

[@fawnwish4092]

The saddest thing is that James actually enjoys it

[@zak3195]

Who ever edited this video needs soo much credit really well done

[@willisanangle5967]

08:50 “pLeAsE...?”

[@Lellston]

James we appreciate your sacrifice.

[@lemonbread79]

The whole game is literally just giving jojo more ego

[@Bangsy3000]

My seven-year-old cousin un ironically has this on her iPad and I had to play with her last Sunday 💀

[@remetorrico9353]

george really found his calling as a makeup artist there thanks to jojo siwa

[@lexengle]

My favorite part was when George danced on the bed lol

[@speedylinguine]

7:21 my sister loved this part so much she’s rolling on the floor and screaming

[@angiesarduy8346]

Speedy linguine that part is funny, but was it necessary to mention Cameron Boyce, respect him and his family it hasn’t even been a year, making fun of the dead isn’t funny whatsoever

[@juliawojno5105]

Too soon bruh

[@speedylinguine]

angie sarduy oh shit, I’m sorry

[@razvanrosca1763]

8:04 Probably I may be an idiot laughing at this, but just pause to that minute If u didnt. KEKW this exists

[@rachelchew5304]

Her ad issue i actually illegal it’s called click fraud. Hm

[@hxfsa6120]

But she didnt make the game...

[@nothx2502]

‘She’s not a big fan of me I don’t think’ *shows angry dm from jojo* You don’t say…

[@lezaanvanwyk9202]

Like oh... We are so shocked 😂

[@nothx2502]

Lezaan Van wyk ikr 😂

[@chiefsymeris]

My name is Jerome... This is highly disturbing.

[@epicswag1237]

JoJo didn't even make that game. It was coco who made that game

[@nosquadkid1568]

True.

[@tomnew7922]

This game should just be called “doing lines with jojo siwa”

[@the.communist.daughter]

Tom New yesssss

[@marinagemoftheseas]

1:39 Can we just think that James had to google "ripped naked man" to get this animation?

[@andrewc6847]

For some reason I actually thought the "Don't mess up or I'll kill your family" part was actually in the game.

[@hahanoupdatefanficgobrr6244]

Andrew C I died of laughter 😂

[@cephalopodcake]

Congratulations James on your 1Mil subscribers!! You deserve it :) I love your comedy and team ups with inabberz and George ! Keep it up you guys!!

[@amelievern4241]

Imagine if Danielle Cohn made a game

[@shanlanglyngdoh5965]

Oh no...

[@amelievern4241]

Jake's Lamp mhm