I PLAYED VALORANT IN CS:GO

[@zuhcarius]

You weren’t kidding about this being the crossover of the century

[@digameme4316]

Didnt warowl do it before? Oh wait.. i wasnt supossed to say this

[@pedrotrigole]

@@digameme4316 LMFAOOO

[@k3n290]

honestly im suprised oozern isnt above 100k. No matter what game or video he always makes me burst laughing like jeezus this guy deserves more tbh.

[@cxnixx1298]

true

[@Monk3y_C]

Because the first 23 seconds gave me an aneurysm. Seriously what the fuck was that

[@Duvli]

@@Monk3y_C dw man its just christian full broski chilll

[@Martixmartic]

nah bc fr he is so entertaining to watch

[@luicky-908]

5:52 biggest switch up of my life😭

[@karreira7575]

As a portuguese i laughed so hard when he put the narrator saying: eu sou sexualmente atraído por vóvós

[@mineboysup]

fr that was hilarious

[@FuGyz]

Eu também xD

[@ethanhuynhy]

australias was funny too

[@itsurboyguilhermo4439]

Vai tmnc esse canal é muito bom kkkkkkk

[@Kai0F]

@Matttzzz ksksks os gringo e fodah

[@seifeldineslam]

That transform from "Sorry i don't wanna go back" to "Move N#@$@" just EXTRA killed me.

[@DrehmerTheHunter]

As a brazilian I laughed a lot on the vovós jogam CS:GO part.

[@Oozern]

Hahaha glad you enjoyed!

[@kadu7259]

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[@historia_revisada]

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[@Oozern]

the valorant virgins troll the csgo racists😎 thanks for tuning in and I hope you all enjoyed

[@vietguy5814]

yessah

[@jojo-gi3iq]

are you oozern

[@KingPinTheBowler]

They might get revenge

[@Willistyebest]

Great vid

[@xm258]

Seems about right

[@oohthisdude]

Found this in my recommend. Didn’t know anything about your channel until I clicked this video. Damn so fking good. Had me laugh all the time. Subbed!!!!❤

[@Oozern]

Hey!! Thanks a ton man! Let me know if you're enjoying my current Valorant content or if you think I should do more CS videos as well. Appreciate the support!

[@KatayamaRegis6574]

This guy makes me laugh in every video. Keep up the good job man

[@lumizin137]

8:53 I was watching the video without headphones knowing that no one here would understand (I'm br), then you drop this JWJDHAHDHSHSH

[@Oozern]

LMAO!!! That's hilarious😂😂Thank you for sharing, and I hope people didn't look at you too weird

[@WudarMC]

broooo how did he make this like so much finnier than it would be if anyone else did it

[@settings6636]

The killjoy oil refill fucking made me burst out laughing

[@4ll1ss0n2]

8:37 As a Brazillian, I knew he was a Brazilian just by his voice and accent, and of course i laught a lot on this part.

[@syhosehg]

You're the single guy that can actually make me laugh in the first 2mins of the video.Keep up the good work man, you're hella underrated

[@ClayzinhaGaming]

1:02 That stfu guy read my mind xD

[@Oozern]

xD LOL. Thanks for watching!

[@strlghty]

thats actually high quality content, I wish u have more views

[@Oozern]

appreciate the support homie!🙌

[@goatsicko6957]

I love how csgo feels like old cod lobbies

[@hazilime]

that D2 was so fucking good bro, as a brazillian i was crying on the floor

[@Oozern]

Glad you enjoyed😂😂🇧🇷

[@RushMyPancake]

Riot Games better be paying us for real

[@GrimmieThePotato]

7:21 The fucking sounds is horrifying omg. WHY DOES IT SOUND SO REAL NAHHH LMAO

[@brysonparrish7540]

My favorite part was the translation to Portuguese!

[@oheybom]

i love grandmas

[@danialardestanirostami2114]

Now thats... good quality + funny content lmaoooo

[@Oozern]

🙌🙌

[@isaacattermann4826]

I don’t wanna go back

[@nathanreyes8913]

I just clicked on this and I fuck with this content. Followed immediately

[@Pizz0ut_]

"MINHAS BOLAS FAZEM COCEGAS QUANDO VEJO VOVÓS" kamhshjwhsjshsjsbsbbab that was fire bro🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@gustavinhuwu5002]

me senti representado nesse video, ri pra caralho KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[@justasadsadmoon]

9:55 ah! Turret down!

[@XiTrOnEexe]

Eyyyy Yo that low battery sequence made me cry 😂😂

[@ayui69]

dude wtf ?? this is like S tier csgo content man keep it up ! (also can you give the name of the music used in the video :p)

[@Oozern]

Thanks! and link me the timestamp to which song you are referring to and I will let you know

[@ayui69]

@@Oozern 0:49 id like to use this one for editing lol

[@Oozern]

Went back into the project file today to find it for you. It is called "Yoed Nir - Mechanical Black"

[@ayui69]

@@Oozern lol thanks man !

[@nutbuster9118]

you guys are amazing, i woke up like rn and wallahi this is the best thing to do while eating breakfast

[@Metado42069]

i have lost all of my braincells watching this video

[@AsianNate.]

it doesn't even matter what you play, your videos are amazing

[@AirFoxxProductions]

Their comedy is golden

[@David-nk5pd]

7:08 Me as Brazilian Agree that We Have MESSI MESSI MESSI On the group LOL

[@Oozern]

😂😂glad u enjoyed!

[@bakedbeans.5064]

Okay I think I can represent the CS:GO community as why some of them don't like Valorant: 1. Valorant is unoriginal. The statement is very true and honestly when the game was released it's clearly like a competitive FPS game, that looked like a complete copy of CS:GO. It just felt like they're just copying CS:GO gameplay mechanics to earn more money from it, trying to get to the top using other's successful franchise. 2. Valorant's unnecessary gameplay mechanics. So you can choose character in Valorant, and each of them characters have different abilities. Some of them even features "Abilities" like a "X-Ray" or location scanner, they can reveal enemies position, spawn a mini almost hard-to-spot assistant that can help you defuse or ambush the enemies by rushing into their face. Making it unbalanced and broken since not every character have such abilities. 3. Valorant's trying to replicate CS:GO's movement physics. Valorant now features bunnyhopping, but this bunnyhopping feature doesn't really help you on gaining velocity. It's more like a dodging bullets while you can just simply jump or crouch randomly. Like a hit or miss. In CS:GO, bunnyhopping is a lot harder, it's about the precision and your luck, getting a frag with bunnyhopping is CS:GO is very rewarding. Since you have to risk yourself from hitting a jump or not hitting a jump, and they're very random at times since it's up to the servers latency, pings and so much more. Able to bunnyhop makes you so much faster and also kind of make a obvious difference between experienced players and inexperienced, since hitting a sick bunnyhop and a frag is really cool and it's clip worthy. Since the odds of such thing to happen is so rare it's more fun since you can move quickly under your own control, in Valorant's case it's just a very straightforward strafe just by pressing a button and you'll be instantly strafe into one side quickly, and the distant is fixed so if you miscalculate you'll just be in the exact middle just to get shot at. It's not dynamic and simple with absolute no effort needed, just by pressing a key. 4. Valorant is more like a hybrid of FPS and MOBA RPG. Yes you heard me right, Valorant's all sorts of abilities is more like a League of Legend thing, where having some of those "powers" makes you move faster and have a second life or something. It's just very unfair at some point and it felt more like a HvH in CS's terms since you can just pull out the craziest "Advantages" to eliminate them. 5. Valorant is dynamic, in a wrong way. Valorant have dynamic mechanics which are their characters, but it's absolutely unnecessary. They could be a lot other things that can be dynamic but applying that on characters proves it terribly unbalanced. And it's not as open source than CS:GO, since you can't make custom maps in Valorant, submits fanmade skins for the game. Which makes it very straightforward and not dynamically free to modify, this is where CS:GO nailed it. They allow workshop gamemodes and maps, but they did not allow mods so that people can use them for cheap advantages, which they actually included mods as cheating, which is kind of understood since it's predecessor franchise have open source access to skins and everything which you can sneak in some "Cheat" into weapons. 6. Valorant do get a little pay-to-win lately. Since the new character Gekko just got released in Valorant, it's so brokenly overpowered and everyone wants to own this character in their game, which completely trashed the balance in game just to let players spend money or more time to buy the characters. 7. Valorant's weapon choices... Valorant's weapon do have a lot common with different shooting games, but they changed the name so it's not copyrighted. But they still failed to do so though, they legit have a sniper called "Operator" which in the playerbase they called it "Op" which is similar to "AWP" in CS:GO, this may sound like I'm nitpicking but let's talk about their cosmetics then, they features knives such as the balisong, which have the most ridiculously identical pull out animation, inspection compared to CS:GO's, they also have Karambits which are completely copied from CS:GO (Bowie knife's equip animation) and some of their knives are from TF2, COD, and a lot more. They do get creative on the design though but the concept is straight stolen from other games. 8. Valorant's mm system and anti-cheat is good but. If you try to queue solo in a game, they're types of people you'll find in Valorant are introverted people that doesn't care to talk or try to win, they never communicate or anything, they didn't even chat. Or some sweaty try hards that blames you if they die, lose or anything. Either are e-Couples that's just making your experience painful. And also, predetors at some point, yes there's horny grown men trying to hit up underaged girls. Which they'll just throw when they gets rejected. 9. CS:GO simply have better maps, and more easy to use equipments. My first few times playing Valorant, there's some of the things you need to shoot them in order for them to stop hurting you, but there's some that's INVULNERABLE????? Yes you just have to suck it up and let it blocks your whole vision for 10 seconds, or take 50% of your health. There's nothing you can do about it, which you need to truly study the game to understand which kind of thing can be shot down and cannot. There's even some device that will expose your location and it's super small to hit and absolutely not visible to the players (They don't have those highlights to be seen, a hot take from COD, but made it worse) Which applies on their necessarily overcomplicated little things that's just completely pointless. Out of all the hate in this game, there's still some things which I appreciate about Valorant too. They put crosshair on Snipers!!11!111 Put highlights on enemies so you can see them clearly!!1!!!! But they're not really helping you much but making simple things like hunt and kill easier, that doesn't make it any better than CS:GO. They feature little things like this but those are the cons you get, justify them properly. Hope this explains well, it's a long ass explanation. If you made it to the end, get hydrated drink some water. Valorant players have the most honestly unfunny humour ever, like their jokes don't make me laugh, smile or anything. It just felt like those fan-service comedy anime that never succeed to be funny. And their threatening obsession to certain female characters and awfully special-kid type of cosplaying and mimicking them fictional characters.

[@Gupiizin]

I'm crying with laughter, this video is very good man, keep it up! 🇧🇷

[@Xinifal]

😂😂😂I canttt😂😂

[@AceThePlumber]

Ain't no way bro, that Yoda Gaming dude was definitely FuFu way he started talkin like a baby

[@haikall5479]

Broo i found you by accident and i gotta say i haven't laugh this hard in a while

[@izzy2828bizzy]

i genuinely couldnt stop laughing throughout this whole video

[@maximusthegreat7710]

I’ve been waiting for the new vid Let’s gooiio!!!

[@douglaslopes6441]

Kakakaka muito bom vei 9:20

[@毛歌凡]

re-education camp...that time stamps truly ARE something

[@Oozern]

🤣🤣love it

[@AOAce_]

thank you for making me laugh every video

[@tomeri2720]

Love the vids keep up the good work!

[@paraibs2808]

'' brazilian '' he: MESSI! hahahaha lol

[@rahmatyudianto1820]

that but valorant tho 😂

[@giahuynguyenkim6389]

As a casual CS player, this is funny

[@tamaranisevic3268]

bro i almost pissed my pants laughing 😭😭

[@ForeverMirinBrah]

00:11 lmfao hahahaha

[@Circonia777]

W vid and that one stream was good even though I couldn't play

[@santerinoir1536]

Valorant and Cs Go is like FORTINAYTI and BABAGI

[@nxqqkayyn]

your videos are amazing you make me burst out laughing the second you speak jesusxd

[@angela15x]

¡Meeeesssi Meeesssi Meeesssi! 😂😂😂

[@ezfixdoctor3654]

csgo is for csgo players and i tink valorant is for csgo players

[@DrewASV]

oozern yet again releasing another banger

[@Oozern]

🙌🙌

[@onemha6094]

bro you could play anything and release certified bangers

[@JonStallworth]

I think I speak for the majority of people when I say this, we love YOUR content. So it doesn’t necessarily need to be valorant, its just more preferred. I do think that it’s smart to try to have cs:go to try to switch over the audience a little more since I’m sure it can be tiring to go directly to valorant after being on COD and cs for a while. But just know that because the more recent blow ups and successes have come from Valorant, we’re going to prefer valorant, BUT the real ones will still love you and your friends no matter what:)

[@JonStallworth]

Ooze’s next intro: *reads my long comment* “So today we’re going to be playing Valorant in MINECRAFT” *price is right remix*

[@aminonpulse]

tthis wasnt valorant? 😢

[@maury531]

I haven't laughed so hard in a while and I'm now a fan.

[@GremmyonVal]

nothing better than an Oozern video

[@snipe6996]

this was fucking hilarious

[@elira2712]

Bro I’m so glad I found this channel

[@mashttyx]

9:07 as someone who speaks portuguese i gotta say that was so funny

[@Oozern]

Glad u enjoyed that part haha!

[@mashttyx]

@@Oozern bro ur the best valorant content creator

[@HassanBossHai]

Bro ur content is hilarious

[@trollerz773]

5:51 ☠️☠️

[@notjfcad185]

play more csgo, csgo players are soo wild lol

[@Oozern]

Actually tho hahaha

[@keydiie3472]

7:10 ???? nice chat bro HEIL

[@norootsrooots3019]

holy fudge new record for funniest video

[@Idk_Rush]

I think both games are good in my opinion. me personally I just play both games randomly when I feel like it

[@FrostyThaOne]

1 more vide to add to the list oozern

[@5uru594]

The yt content goat 🐐

[@thewhitecoxy9307]

One of the funniest videos ive seen in a while

[@Spider2Games2]

I just found about u on tiktok u guys are hilarious keep doing what you're doing u will hit it big for sure

[@manuvalor9163]

Um abraço do Brasil🇧🇷

[@Oozern]

obrigada!!!!!!

[@pxrg4211]

this is the funniest oozern video yet

[@Afdusrt]

now go into valorant as csgo agents

[@aimest2963]

Idk if yoda gaming was high or just a russian dude that drank 30 beers

[@lof1l769]

Brazil messi hurt my feelings. Jk keep up the good work!

[@Oozern]

🙌🙌

[@Жабаскалашом]

Bros gotta be thanking christ he didnt play with slavic people

[@notsarahatall3164]

Chefs kiss video

[@向前蔥]

BRO NICE VID and cok too

[@Isaiiahw]

Good video bro :D You inspired me to make my own video

[@YuhCell]

I never thought val players and cs go players meeting would be so funny

[@JeRzUx]

I laughed

[@Khoalic]

A video on my birthday? Let's gooo

[@Oozern]

LEZZGOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY 3 WEEKS LATE

[@Khoalic]

@@Oozern LMAO thanks

[@avve4076]

​@@Khoalic happy birthday 8 months late

[@enrique16ish]

now when CSGO names bot in Valorant

[@mystoganonblue4857]

bro u mad underated bro 😭

[@Oozern]

hahaha. At least people like you are watching! I appreciate that!

[@mystoganonblue4857]

@@Oozern thank you i love you

[@Soramee]

damn nice vid bro

[@reyngosling]

Nice content bro,keep it up

[@Oozern]

will do! Thanks for watching!

[@redfoxtheman8533]

"he has valorant accent" no bro every foreigner in csgo talks like that

[@Oozern]

😭I quickly learned my lesson hahahha. EMBARRASSING!!

[@flatuitous]

Only 5k likes? You're underachieving

[@breezyvideos8384]

33rd person here! Love your amazing videos!

[@Katy-ls8km]

YAY NEW OOZERN VID

[@Oozern]

HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!

[@ryqq1914]

8:53 kkkkkkk

[@afightingcactus4617]

I know all the difference of cs go and valorant i can literally end racism of both of the games

[@widipediauwu]

God this video's🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@italianokk]

BRASIL NUMERO UMMMMMM, WHAT AMAZING VIDEO BROOO

[@Oozern]

HAHA THANK YOU BRO❤ MUCH LOVE

[@incafox]

I like this video

[@14bqdonk]

I'm glod this video in my recommendation

[@Oozern]

Thanks for watching!

[@noahduong]

this isaccwhy energy is fuckin hilarious