I played wii tennis against myself and caused utter mayhem

I have a confession...I am a REDDITOR. I incidentally got transformed into one through an agonizing process called redditization. The whole thing is as disturbing as it sounds. Because of redditization, I now look like this wild Mii and have a dying need to meet with the organism one calls "grass". The Moderators erased my memory of "grass", but I still was able to recollect that tennis was an entertaining sport in doubles because of Mario Tennis, and that Wii Sports' main court had an interesting surface (Respect 100 to r/Nintendo), so I went to visit and see.
"What the Surprise 100 is that?!" I said, tipping my khaki-colored fedora of extensive proportions.
I had no idea what I was looking at. However, when I stepped my right foot on the extraterrestrial fuzz, I knew exactly what I needed to do and regained my memories of the cow feed that I loved so much during my pre-Redditor era. I'm here to win. The problem? Well, there's a bit of a paradox. I happened to be in the same universal signature (number of the universal instance in terms of chronological creation) of ~1.496E23 as three other versions of me from signatures which have figured out how to traverse through the collective existence. Don't ask me how, I wish I knew, but I kind of don't at the same time...Anyways, this match should be interesting. Hope you enjoy, now *plays bagpipe for way too long*.
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[@alexw0310]

I couldn't tell you how much time I spent doing this as a little kid. I would shake pretty much nonstop and see what happened. The Miis could jump and really high and also hit the ball over the crowd.

[@Superhenry2011]

You haven’t uploaded in a while

[@Leo_SC]

You know, I can’t help but think this is utter mayhem

[@Alaskaxp2]

🤯

[@Eckleo]

Nice to see another upload Alaska! I thought the rally at 3:31 was really cool

[@Miner3751]

Once again, Legendary content coming from the goat!

[@RickyPWiiSports]

Takes me back to when I did this for the first time

[@BrytonJones6063]

Great Man

[@amuffity]

i do this when im bored def this mayhem

[@4xArcskix5]

You sacked QadibKabir... unforgivable

[@Alaskaxp2]

i have that exact pfp in my camera roll lol where did you find it

[@121qwert2]

Lol its name is redditor.

[@Jays_SweatGlandsUwU]

I also did this before

[@TheRedRingYT]

Now play boxing against yourself (pro mode) if that's possible

[@Joshua_From_Wii_Sports]

yaaaa

[@comraseneke]

Hilarious

[@marshmallowwrap]

looked like a hella biased game to me

[@Alaskaxp2]

i actually tried to get them to a decider but it didn't work lol