I Put Messi in Every Country

Lionel Messi seems to be having a great time in the United States so I figured I would give him a chance to play in every country just to see how that would go. Inter Miami won their first trophy with Messi on their team, but the problem when you put Messi in every country trying to do the same thing they seem to all end up in the Premier League.
That’s not really true though, but the Messi’s concentrate at the top eventually. Shoutout to the Northern Mariana Islands, which has probably never been mentioned in a football or soccer video before but now in a video about Messi they get a shoutout. Not just in the video, but here too, that’s two shoutouts which has to break some kind of record.
Much Love,
FM Senpai
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[@melusimsizazwe965]

United overspending when there are free or cheaper options is peak realism

[@norbertsobon5621]

They can do it considering it's almost impossible to bankrupt them due to all of their merch income etc 😂😂😂 but true, 100%

[@notfunny007]

​@@norbertsobon5621Not difficult when we're £1bn in debt. Might not be long

[@gx9362]

yeah the ai know how to be realistic

[@cantthink3012]

That is the realist thing I’ve ever seen.. hate what this club has become sometimes

[@pedrotorresboreli9708]

Argentinian Messi don't being that prominent is funny af in my opinion

[@peacechan4500]

True, that's hilarious.

[@sickomode8455]

Todd bohley building an army of messi's is not unreasonable

[@thefmeditor]

Brilliant stuff. Was a pleasure doing the database

[@afootballfan4692]

how to download it? thx in advance

[@DoubleK98]

You get a Messi! You get a Messi!! Everybody gets a Messi!!!

[@mohamedhusan3169]

Ahhhhhhhhh so many goats, what will happen to the paper supply?😢

[@user-ne1kp8yo8n]

i would rather have a Pele!

[@dillsterscouseofficial]

​@@user-ne1kp8yo8n hope you enjoyed Birmingham

[@user-ne1kp8yo8n]

@@dillsterscouseofficial not really!!!!!!!

[@loudinho4532]

This is actually such a unique idea, would love to see other players like Ronaldo and Mbappe do the same!

[@LoomianGoat]

Cant wait for Ronaldo to clone himself! Hundreds of times!!🎉🎉

[@wolvewick4414]

why? what such unique of having hundreds of messis?

[@MrJorge3010]

​@@UwU-pk6nv > all time highest goal scorer in the world > couldn't hit a barn door What

[@nathanolson3135]

Not Ronaldo, this is an experiment for GOAt only

[@shahabuddin2802]

Never mention Penaldo's name again under a Messi video.

[@OnnumMuttaiyum]

What happened to India? He must've turned out to be the captain of the cricket team

[@senyorchilling]

he was offered a contract by Spurs so he went to uni to become a doctor instead

[@Kejmur]

And Polish one joined the volleyball team instead, while being disgusted by the level of our football national team, lol.

[@DGAMINGDE]

1:50 Fun Fact about Liechtenstein: They and the UK share an anthem melody. There are some videos of international matches where both anthems are played. The anthem used to be very popular with noble houses and was probably from France. Everyone from Bavaria to Hawaii and even the "Rattanakosin Kingdom" used it with different lyrics.

[@MrJorge3010]

They also used to have the same flag as Haïti, until both countries realized that in the 1936 Olympics in Berlin and changed them slightly

[@99dndd]

Other fun fact about Liechtenstein is that their biggest export is false teeth.

[@BrandonSG13]

This is genuinely one of the funniest KZbin videos I have ever seen. From the second United signed Croatian and Belgian Messi’s for absurd prices, right until the end, I was in complete hysterics for 10 minutes straight. The way you delivered every line was just glorious. I love your stuff about international football, but this might just be your best work yet.

[@Zorbak962]

Neverkusen getting three Messis and still not winning the Bundesliga is so real :(

[@mamdo-im9bp]

Neverkusen.........now they are not

[@sleepy866]

Champions of Germany

[@ratedpending]

I was about to comment about how excited I am that Antigua and Barbuda was mentioned before realizing that everyone's country was mentioned

[@adaldi_]

Seeing Manchester United spending 85m and 95m in the first season while everyone else barely scraping 1m out of their pocket is making me laugh 😂

[@Rakettivuori]

Me: I wonder what Messi did for my home country Finland Finnish Messi: gets sold asap

[@pauloa.7609]

He didn't like the cold.

[@minichalvo9818]

Reece the Editor you put up with so much from our beloved Z respect

[@MrMeoow91]

Big clubs AI are stupid in FM. Chelsea IRL: Hold my beer.

[@RebMightyMouse]

THAT INTRO WAS DOPE BEST 3 SECONDS OF MY LIFE

[@Number-wq3fq]

As an Indian I want to know where the Indian Messi went, was he just forced to become a doctor/ lawyer/ engineer or did he actually get picked up

[@TheDarkKnightRacist]

he become internet scammer

[@hellodetective6417]

@@TheDarkKnightRacist lol😂

[@pauloa.7609]

Ended up in a Pierogi video.

[@lightfree4619]

​@@TheDarkKnightRacist😆👍

[@nithishprabhu1259]

@@TheDarkKnightRacist Username checks out

[@MystClips]

Idk, maybe a ballsy take, but I have a slight feeling that messi guy might be a good player

[@TheRasmusdc]

that Messi intro was tight.. nice editing.

[@BrendanP]

That intro alone was gold 😂😂

[@DJGamerz-kq4bo]

You get a Messi and you get a Messi and you get a Messi

[@trilateral4386]

Bro that intro was actually fire as hell 0:08

[@ASAPOSSA]

Elite editing keep up the good work

[@jordylont1879]

That intro was unreasonably cool lol

[@Pvrge.]

My favourite part is when Zealand talks about Messi

[@ariefhanyy]

Cat distribution system = ❌ Messi distribution system = ✅

[@Inst1nctAng3lPlayz]

Here's an interesting idea: What if you deleted the top 100 players in the world and just play the rest of the save out for 50-100 years?

[@dillsterscouseofficial]

I have seen it been done before search it on KZbin

[@subliminalgravy1549]

love this idea. be cool to see this in a format for players that failed like Eric Djemba Djemba or Adel Taarabt, but take their "best" stats and make them 18 and see what career they "could have" had.

[@macario8836]

If Taarabt "failed" when he won a Portuguese League title and a Portuguese Cup, what do you think "not failing" is? He might have won more trophies than half the players worldwide. More than you, too!

[@RL-]

​@@macario8836Bojan Krkić won three La Liga titles, two Champions Leagues, the Copa del Rey, the Supercopa de España twice, a UEFA Super Cup and the FIFA Club World Cup, yet was in the Championship by 27, playing for a bottom feeder MLS club by 28 and in Japan by 30. Are you gonna say he didn't fail just because his teams won titles? Relative to his hype and potential, he was a huge flop. Also Taarabt played 136 minutes for Benfica the season they won the Primeira Liga. Not exactly crucial to their success was he? He started one match 😂 I'm surprised he was even credited with that honour.

[@subliminalgravy1549]

@@macario8836 Sheesh, rattled some here. I meant failed as in, failed to live up to lofty expectation they COULD have reached. A failure to reach potential in FM terms. By no means do I mean they didn't have successful in their careers, rather players like Taarabt had the ability to play for the biggest clubs rather than bobbing around after leaving QPR but (seemingly) the mentality that lead him to underachieve. As another comment pointed out with players like Bojan, you could add Ravel Morrison to this list or the mighty flop that was Bebe. That type of player.

[@kagani6202]

This is actually a very dipe video idea, i hope this becomes a series.

[@WVSpartan50]

This video was INCREDIBLY entertaining and original. Amazing.

[@pentu7738]

the holy Grail of Footall Simulation is called "Anstoss" every german coach used it in their childhood

[@matthewmason8982]

Would’ve been interesting to see how different their stats ended up at the ends of their careers, depending on which ones got good training from the start of their career and those that didn’t.

[@jamie0x316]

Classic Man UTD, all the clubs getting Messi for a couple mil or for free, Man UTD out here paying near 100 mil a piece

[@sirprintalot]

this is every FM experiment video turned up to 1000000x

[@benportugal887]

banger of a video Zealand!!

[@dlewis1701]

This is genuinely brilliant. 👏

[@mattyaztec]

Wonder what happened to Welsh Messi..

[@CutesyWolfie]

well that was a messi situation haaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAplssendhelp

[@dronesclubhighjinks]

I don't understand at all how or why there are Messi everywhere, but that was certainly the most enthusiastic geography lesson I have ever had! You are very entertaining! 🤣

[@johnnyyboy]

This is brilliant mate 👏

[@plus12gaming]

I'm crying because that is exactly like Man Utd to sign the $85m & $95m players instead of all the cheap ones😭

[@ThaGamingMisfit]

Okay this made my day !

[@nathanb286]

FM made Todd Boehly very realistic with the amount of money Chelsea spent

[@mafiousbj]

Great video to take a drink everytime he says Messi and time how fast you black out 😂

[@TTGHAST]

Fun drinking game. Take a shot every time Zealand says Messi!

[@peacechan4500]

This simulation basically prove even if Indonesia got their own messi. That messi gonna be other than a footballer. Thats depressing

[@fathonifirmansyah9312]

Maybe indonesian messi has become a police

[@trashAndNoStar]

Jadi PNS, main bola kurang menjanjikan

[@Hephesus]

Did Argentina get another Messi, or do we just get OG Messi?

[@reecesmith849]

I love watching fm and have always wanted to play it but just get too confused and stuck with what to do when and why

[@kamallewis-gopie6956]

Ayyyyy was hoping for the barbados shout out 😊

[@GstarTrotsky]

Great vid mate. Look up the pronunciation of Kiribati though. Will blow your mind.

[@sudanlamichhane200]

As a Nepali 🇳🇵this makes me happy knowing that this is the only FM video where someone from Nepal has done well in a save 😆

[@liambennett4928]

what a brilliant vid.

[@TheDarkKnightRacist]

Imagine the goat debate in Messiverse

[@elwynpeters499]

Zealand is the man

[@Ninjakiw1]

fun fact, in my fm save im currently in 2036, and not only did the US win a world cup before England did, but to this point England have yet to win any major trophy and the World Cup that the US won, they beat England in the final.

[@KrisipyKram99]

9:58 Surprise Shaggy Jumpscare

[@Dynamic_Pear]

That intro was amazing

[@gmuzz]

So love FMs accurate simulation of utds transfer policy.😂

[@yourdad302]

Rafael Leai was such a good joke 🤣🤣🤣 I’m Samoan so hearing that in a Zealand was so good🤣

[@rafaellabaez5630]

Thanks to Messi my country (Ecuador) reached its peak 💛💙❤️

[@JackHaines-st3hg]

What club did Wales Messi start at? Would love it if it was Pontypridd United as they are my local team

[@AdThe1st]

9:53 Why's Zealand sound like Shaggy the way he ends this sentence lmao

[@sophiamane]

Great stuff putting Guyana Messi in there!

[@swbaxter13]

Was kinda hoping to hear about Canadian Messi's career path, and whether any of the Messis went to MLS to finish out their careers. C'est la vie.

[@SuperJNG18]

Just seeing American Messi started at Inter Miami was hilarious enough to me.

[@9NineVolt]

9:20 yes it is, and double it actually! The entire Trinidad and Tobago league is worth 10 million USD

[@bullionsgaming]

Everything about this video is brilliant

[@maxiking8816]

The intro was insane

[@lolaroflmao]

shows you how much League Reputation and Finances play a part in transfer fees! Sri Lankan Messi $22k ... Chinese Messi $114M

[@gtwiggerwork]

How can I download this database, i couldnt see anything on that twitter page

[@lowencraft1404]

Time Traveller: Sits on chair The world:

[@nealdadhania3331]

Its pronounced Kiribas btw not Kiribati I do sound petty great video though

[@MeatVision]

I want the Blue Ayuyus's jersey RIGHT NOW

[@Flyinflag]

YES BUT DID SAN MARINO WIN A SINGLE GAME WITH THE HELP OF MESSI?! and other pressing news at 6

[@steven5232]

"It's 2030 how are you still alive?" Bit harsh on Woy that 😂😂

[@2011jakew]

Take a drink every time you hear the word “Messi”

[@jakovgrbesa6400]

I'm drunk 🥃🥃🥃

[@MrJoromekiq1]

Leverkusen had 3 Messis and still couldn't win 😂

[@elitavendale7167]

Australian messi just chilling at Sydney Fc winning every league title

[@Shannon_Lynch]

Garnacho is Spanish, he was born and raised in Spain. He's only eligible for Argentina because his mother is Argentinian

[@Dubz759]

The intro had no business going that hard…

[@-gevert-]

Ans of course, the Polish Messi has failed to make an appearance. How scarily accurate :)

[@roylammens]

11:40 me as a kid when Greece won the Euros in 2004

[@martijnkosters9024]

That sweet 2030 World Cup final 😮

[@eiichirogoda8136]

That was amazing

[@bheemalramlogan4737]

Trinidadian Messi waiting to deny USA another World Cup appearance.🇹🇹

[@me-ey8uu]

OGC NICE sounds lit lol

[@Adamdidit]

Per FM database settings, thats too many wonderkids for the US.

[@Delsito]

I watched the video and halfway through it i thought "oh i wonder whos the argentinian messi" and then said "oh, yeah right"

[@higgnkfe]

This just highlights how messed up the reputation system is in FM that the same player's value can so drastically differ based on where they play.

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

I mean, that's real life for ya.

[@robg8307]

This video got real messi real quick

[@damoncrossan3827]

I guess you could say things got... messi.... ill let myself out 😅

[@tonyd7185]

This calls for a Messi vs Ronaldo verse.

[@coloseis]

Sos un capo... Excelente canal ! Muero de la risa 😂

[@EnsoHenzo]

No sé se lo sabes pero Zealand puede hablar un poco de español. Creo que va a ver tu mensaje y sonrir. Que tipazo es

[@RowinHaddick]

This is the proudest moment of the last decade for my beloved Bolivia

[@monkeyboysteve4066]

fun drinking game.....take a shot everytime z says messi

[@resarecordings]

Where can i download this save?

[@BigD-bo]

The word Messi has been said at least a million times

[@Shadic70]

i lost it when the Netherlands won the world cup XD. the Netherlands are basically the international version of Spurs

[@silenceisloud8418]

Is this database possible to download ?

[@phoenix5054]

This is so Messiy.

[@user-xz9wy3rh3y]

Could you do a national simulation so we can see if a Messi level player could change San Marino or not?

[@xfmmanktwat9383]

That intro went so fucking hard