I rank your WEIRDEST childhood crushes

I develop new trauma from a tier list I make in this video of all of your most unhinged and weird childhood crushes
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[@airfriedtissues]

Watching arny try to understand people's brain processes of crushing on these characters gives me life

[@ITS_BonBon]

I think Larry the cucumber caught me off gaurd the most😭

[@St4rry.txrx_CC]

Fr, me too 💀

[@lostzoro4756]

Thank god mine was larry boy

[@ITS_BonBon]

@@lostzoro4756 😭😭

[@Jaelynthemaelyn]

I put him in there 💀

[@Kat-yq6tl]

It should’ve been Queen Esther, the green onion

[@RyleeForaker-kp3te]

“The yellow triangle”? Sir, that is bill cypher. Show some respect

[@Tovi_Wilburs_version]

The dorito chip 😭

[@Yor.exe99]

Yesss😂😂

[@opssham]

I don't think that was arny saying he was yellow & triangle that was the persons answer 😂 he called Bill a key chain though

[@foxfellsansthetrashydork611]

He's hot 😂

[@JuicyXEditzz]

He’s a triangle for crying out loud 😭

[@Mel.Jaee_]

Larry the cucumber made me choke on my ramen…he was tryna teach you to believe in holy activities not how to think unholy things of him

[@thatgirlrosebud1706]

FINALLY someone understands Rodrick❤

[@Bobbybrowngetdown]

Cuz that’s what I’m saying, rodrick was hella hot in the first two movies

[@thatgirlrosebud1706]

@@Bobbybrowngetdown I KNOW RIGHT?!

[@Bobbybrowngetdown]

@@thatgirlrosebud1706 exactly!!

[@sk.redstark]

WDYM "FINALLY" RODRICK IS A FAN FAV (rightfully so) like lets be honest most of the ppl who watched the movies did it for him oop 🖤

[@sareaqq]

bruh as a kid I was down bad for Tadashi Hamada from big hero six 😫👍

[@ainsleyrecchilongo8530]

ME TOOOOO

[@Alisonyourbeloved812]

You were for tadashi I was for hiro the younger brother 😂

[@Ilovemybooskskks]

FRRRR 😭😭

[@Ilovemybooskskks]

@@Alisonyourbeloved812AHH EVEN MORE FRR

[@Weezerislifeoffical]

SAMEEE

[@lillilake7259]

The lack of Disney's Robin Hood on this list i astounding

[@opssham]

Riiight Robin Hood a true keeper "I love her with all my heart" as he reassure her that he loves her 😭

[@lillilake7259]

@@opssham "My darling, I love you more than life itself" 🤭 how could anyone not fall for that

[@Reenie777]

Robin Hood was mine ❤

[@gabriellapaulson3380]

My personal childhood crushes: Danny Phantom(it's a given) both the mystery twins(especially Dipper), Nick from Zootopia(I'm not a furry they just made him way to fine), Marcaline (that one stuck), and Ash Ketchum (listen if y'all got Misty I got Ash).

[@kanekilove270]

Hey Arny! My childhood crushes were Marshall Lee from Adventure Time and Gwen from Total Drama Island. I was admired by how cool they looked and inspired me to dress alternatively. I love ya! Stay safe.

[@OliviaMadison_26]

omg yesss Marchall Lee and Marceline. both of them were attractive to me. i didnt know i also liked girls when i was younger though but i just new i liked marceline the same and marshal lee you know.

[@citrusghostboy]

Same, i loved marshall lee lol

[@kanekilove270]

@@OliviaMadison_26I didn't know I was bisexual either until I got much older, but when I saw girls in TV shows I was like, “I like them a lot, they are cool as well. I can picture being with them.”

[@gabriellapaulson3380]

I had a crush on Gwen from Ben Ten

[@OliviaMadison_26]

omg yeah me too i didnt know i was bisexual till about 7th or 8th grade. i just knew whatever i felt for guys i felt for girls too @@kanekilove270

[@ADR3NALIN3_BXMB]

I choked on my drink when I heard Kovu lmao I had it so bad for him as a kid and I have no other explanation than “rebel bad boy with a sweet heart” 🤦🏻

[@MokanaMorgz]

Im stoked to see BirChat's most interesting childhood crushes!!

[@Torauma-o-otta]

The amount of irritation I felt when he called Bill cipher a yellow triangle from gravity Falls-

[@blissteh]

I KNOEWWWW

[@laurasaurus7399]

I hate that i was like "I could see it" with swiper. Also, of course bill cypher is there he's tricksy, witty and he can mess with the universe. Who wouldn't want that....

[@amymacdonald5547]

It’s the attitude of Gill that gets me

[@mystictakeschances]

His content is criminaly underrated-

[@Amaya_Flores]

When your childhood crush is literally Arny. 😳

[@modisedaeswatiniprincess6944]

How old are you??

[@Amaya_Flores]

@@modisedaeswatiniprincess6944 nunnya

[@Amaya_Flores]

@@modisedaeswatiniprincess6944 but it was a joke I just heard of him a few days ago

[@Lilly_Rod-1]

@@Amaya_Flores😅

[@fluff424]

This is absolutely unhinged and it’s hilarious 🤣🤣

[@CosmicNova266]

“YELLOW TRIANGLE” SIR THATS BILL CYPHER!!! I fell so offended

[@Barenythedino]

Flynn Rider and Prince Naveen had it for me, they still do and I have no regrets whatsoever.😃😭

[@dixiecripps7792]

Aladdin could enter my cave of wonders.... I'll see myself out 😂

[@ghostberry69]

As someone who inhaled Gravity falls....how dare you disrespect Bill cypher like that

[@animesimp1114]

I love your videos Birlap! They are the best, best and favorite KZbinr ever!!❤❤

[@inesgil6103]

THE CASUALNESS OF "most of u have issues and like creepy characters" XDDDD bruh, true, but damn, dont spill the biz like dat

[@SOPHIAA713]

nahh mine was sully from monsters inc 😭 AND HOWL FROM HOWLS MOVING CASTLE

[@opssham]

Sully understandable because he big and would hug you and take care of you but howl 😭 I feel like he'd laugh at your pain then give you a party hat to feel better

[@gabriellapaulson3380]

Only one of those is understandable... Not specifiying which

[@alxka.f40]

Mine was lightening mcqueen😔 idk what i see in him i think i just really liked cars or smt. And he was pretty cool.

[@JahrellGardner]

6:45 “He didn’t even speak” “Was it cause he was nonverbal? He wouldn’t argue with you.” 😂🤣💀 9:20 “I have no explanation, I have no like rebuttal for you, I cannot defend you any longer” 😂😅 I had a childhood crush on Kim Possible (for obvious reasons) and also S/O Shego 🤫🔥😏 Love you Arny! 🙏🏾❤️👑🙏🏾

[@Mentally_Exhausted21]

I think when it comes to the triangle man, maybe it's just his love for world domination and being a dream demon....jus putting it out there. Though ngl mine would be Jack Frost from santa clause

[@linds.m86]

I’m hoping for the most unhinged 🤣

[@Tovi_Wilburs_version]

How did you comment before the vid came out it says the vid came out 24 min ago and ur comment is 31 min ago

[@linds.m86]

@@Tovi_Wilburs_version witchcraft obviously

[@Gir_obsessed_hoe]

@@linds.m86 the finest witch craft to hail to our short king.

[@SharvaAnime]

Loved the video. Super entertaining. These choices are......interesting. lol My childhood crushes seem less weird now. Also, not someone simpin' over Larry the Cucumber! 😆 You're definitely not getting into heaven for that. Random but I wanted to point out that I love how Arny's jewelry is asymmetrical: There's the long earring on the left and then your lip ring on the right. They kind of balance each other on his face. Don't know if he did that on purpose or not. Also, I like that shirt; it fits well. Everything just works. 👏

[@Avocadosarenotgood]

I knew someone would put that damn cucumber. 💀

[@dalemcgee9213]

I love how all the “crushes where kids characters from kid shows meanwhile my childhood crush was Wilbur soot from the dsmp😂❤😅

[@Fruitylunar]

I liked the fox from zootopia 😭

[@MarilynAinsworth]

I'm ready for one of the most unhinged video

[@_scxxps]

Li Shang (guy from mulan) was my childhood crush. how did I not know I was going to grow up to be an anime simp…

[@the_elfboy6432]

Am I the only one as a child wasn’t crushing on fictional characters but young Sheldon I didn’t start crushing on fictional characters till I was 12 and discovered anime😭

[@Sarcasm_served_daily]

Poison Ivy from batman and She-ra were mine 💀

[@JustMe_Jessi]

Poison Ivy was just 🤌💋 amount of sexy, smart, and unhinged. And for the She-Ra universe, hear me out but Queen Angelica 👀

[@DDD2323-z5i]

I NEED A PART TWO

[@fluff424]

“The yellow triangle” how dare you, sir that’s bill cypher from gravity falls

[@miamyos]

Bumblebee is very understandable, pure golden retriever energy. I didn't have a crush on Bumblebee but I like their energy.

[@AloniSmith-h9d]

Pablo had the vocals!!!

[@espressocats222]

Hii arny thank you for posting another amazing video especially while I'm sick I really appreciate all the content that you do much love to you lovely I hope you're enjoying your trip

[@Numba1SpiderManFan]

Is it weird that I was expecting chase from paw patrol throughout this whole video? 💀

[@-Mizz0u_Misa-]

help when i was little i had a crush on deiago from dora 😭

[@loopyloo-qr7mz]

Ngl when I saw Larry the cucumber I related to it😭😭

[@Kayedencegoldfishy-kb7cm]

What the fuck bro?

[@gabriellapaulson3380]

Wtaf

[@jeanstephens9843]

just got to ur channel and content like this week. lovin the stuff man!

[@sc3n3.g1rl]

Tbh, the thing about finding out who youre attracted to is true 😭 my childhood crushes were shadow the hedgehog, rodrick, emo kid from horton hears a who, and that one emo guy from despicable me 2 who was the son of the villain who owned the restaurant or wtv and now im in love with the emo guy at school and not only that but im emo aswell 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@opssham]

I was gonna say this for the despicable Me 2 kid 😂 if arny was a despicable Me he would be him ONLY he'd cherish Margo not abandon her/dumb her that what makes arny better then him 😌

[@sc3n3.g1rl]

Frlll

[@dontquestionmyname2002]

swiper caught me off guard 😭

[@tigerb0nez]

WHAT IS ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A TALKING CUCUMBER?!-

[@blvdbxrn]

EARLY 23 MINS AGO LETS GO!!!! i love ur hair btw hehe

[@victoriastyles]

This was so entertaining fr

[@TioCx7]

Honestly, as a girl, my first childhood crush was actually Flynn Rider or Tigress i think it was tigress first when i was 8 years old and then when i was 9 years old i was like Flynn Rider is kinda hot

[@gabriellapaulson3380]

Flynn Rider is still hot

[@E-l-i-j-ah]

I’m 56 seconds Into this video and I’m already scared

[@sunthesunshine2626]

I had a MASSIVE crush on both Rainbowdash and Fluttershy when I was a kid

[@gabriellapaulson3380]

Are you gae?

[@mikewazoski_51]

I WAS WATCHING THIS UP TO THE LARRY THE CUCUMBER PART AND AN AD CAME UP AND WAS LIKE: “do you want what you crave? 👀” 💀 💀 💀

[@Zepher-gj7hy]

LARRY?!?!?!? LARRY FROM VEGGIE TALES?!?!?!? WTF AND THE COOKIE MONSTER!!!!! I can excuse Bill Cypher but Larry wtf

[@kawaiianimeflower]

Hiya this video was awesome and I have a request that you do one for present time tv or movie show chrushes please. Or one of yours and your friends movie and tv show and tier them also please and thankyou.🌸

[@ghostberry69]

I always thought I didn´t have a type and then I remember that my first crush was Bernard the elf from the Santa clause and now everything adds up......the Bernard to Birlap pipeline lol

[@Crazyplantlady-p8l]

Catra from she ra was always my biggest cartoon crush, however, I don’t think I’m alone in thinking this

[@irene_0r]

I wrote about sportacus but it wasn't mentioned 🥲💀 WE NEED A PART 2🗣️🗣️

[@which131]

im kinda shooketh by the fact that bob the builder is somehow higher than willy wonka

[@Kayedencegoldfishy-kb7cm]

Hey babes I love all of you, but my child hood crush was nick whatever from zootopia ( the fox )

[@opssham]

Understandable friend 😌

[@gabriellapaulson3380]

I was watching it with my siblings the other day and THE PET NAMES BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@itsmeelzz]

Omg this was so funny😂I get those that you put on f tier but the rest is a no for me ,like I did not find any of those attractive. You look great in that shirt btw 😌

[@AUGASTINE614]

Camilo madrigal 🗿🗿🗿I mean it’s understandable tear you gotta admit

[@summerwatson3794]

I’m gonna be honest: I enjoyed bob the builder as child-DID NOT expect to see him on this list right out the gate 😂😂😂 I laughed my arse off at this one 😂

[@opssham]

I never had a crush on him but I understand he a construction worker we love a man who can work & be strong 👀👏

[@summerwatson3794]

@@opssham arny looked particularly strong in his sweater in this vid 👀👀

[@Inactive_account12]

Mine was Master Frown from Unikitty 😭😭✋🏼✋🏼

[@SamAndColbyEditTime]

Chase from paw potral👀

[@inesgil6103]

This is so fckn weird, but I could swear Arny had posted this video before, like, I could swear I've seen this exact thumbnail before, I'm losing my mind

[@Veann__A]

Okay listen...bill cipher had just the most delicious personality and also something about 1 eye and triangles is just...i can't explain. The bill simps understand.

[@gabriellapaulson3380]

Ummmmmm...

[@Veann__A]

@@gabriellapaulson3380 im not answering any questions...

[@KallistaKeys-oy1es]

RODRICK ISTG 😍😍😍

[@emptysoul.0]

Leslie from bridge to terabithia.

[@__Remi__]

This is something I never knew I needed😀

[@Taliah13]

I was simping for Tadashi Hamada so much but I kinda still do

[@emoneydarling4655]

JUSTICE FOR KOVU

[@Bobbybrowngetdown]

At least it wasn’t someone’s cousin 😭

[@GabriellaRegelous]

Heyyy how are you arny. Also my childhood crush was Wibie from coraline

[@jessra5263]

I cant believe no one said danny phantom

[@midnightcrane35]

I honestly don’t remember any of my childhood crushes no matter how many times that my older sister would try to tell me, but I will say my current crush is Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop.

[@opssham]

I'm in c tier baby! let's go Only my answer is sonic 😂 I'm always late to answer in ig so I'm glad someone suggested shadow. Video idea: weird things you thought looked yummy in tv shows/movies 🤷‍♀️ cause for me the pebbles in the Spongebob movie and the cows eating grass in 3 pigs & baby looked so good to me when I was younger. I hope your having a good time here in ca it's nice to have same time zones 🥰 time zone buddies! Plz be safe & eat yummy foods for us thank you for keeping us posted with pics it reassures me that your alive and well :) so thank you have fun arny! 💜

[@Random_Gold]

Can you do a next part ? 🤩

[@Kenzieursupremeoverlord-wk2rl]

although i agree that bumblebee was weird, i recently learned that he was voiced by dylan o''brien, soooo...

[@bchve]

NOT MY CHILDHOOD CRUSH BEING LUGI..💀

[@gabriellapaulson3380]

MA"AM THIS IS A WENDYS

[@bchve]

@@gabriellapaulson3380 BABAHAHA

[@Lilly_Rod-1]

Mine was ferb from fhineas and ferb, miles mérales, draco Malfoy, branch from trolls, perry the platypus, tai lung from lung fu panda, hiccup, handy Mandy, Luigi, Alladin, etc. I had some trauma ok😅😅

[@Fruitylunar]

I loved the main wolf girl from zombies

[@devyl3057]

Zane from Lego Ninjago will always have my heart

[@gabriellapaulson3380]

I was personally more of a Cole kid, but I get it

[@ILoveEdits56]

My first T.V. crush was the emperor from Emperor's New Groove 😬 Then it was Timothée Chalamet. And now I'm lesbian 😅

[@Missnotmrs_]

I´m suprised Finn from Adventure Time wasn´t in there, he was so cute and cool

[@daniellepeterson8936]

12:01 lmao "The way he the cookie" 🤭

[@coleviolus4074]

One of my childhood crushes was actually Jim Hawkins from Treasure planet

[@khaylalara90]

Idk if I had a childhood crush I think it was Chuck from gossip girl

[@Toastyzzzzz]

Ok, I can kind of understand bill cypher, but COOKIE MONSTER?!?!

[@ang3l.ag3r33]

lol hi arny!!

[@Skylar-lz8sh]

Fan art for finding Nemo and a lot of Disney movies is really good. Really, just look up cartoons as anime.

[@amymacdonald5547]

Bumblebee is very flexible please understand it

[@ZoZoes]

I was thinking of the guy from zombies 1 I think has name was Zack? Oh and Jack frost son. :)

[@KittyChaos]

uhm... WHERE THE HECK IS UNCLE JESSE FROM FULL HOUSE?!

[@Aussie_paws_101]

NAH I JS THOUGHT ABT THAT YOUR RIGHT

[@heavenlovescats12711]

im sorry THE FUKIN COOKIE MONSTER?!?! HUH

[@KariganBourgeois-fm6wt]

I liked the nerdy one from Zack and Cody so I can’t really say anything 😭😭

[@aetyzn]

anyone else crush on chase from paw patrol??

[@Livie-ib8tq]

Me

[@ur4liferrrr]

I feel like most of his reviewed vids are unhinged 😅🤣

[@Reenie777]

My friends mother printed out an about me sheet for her every school year and one of the questions was celebrity crush and from the age 7-10 it was SpongeBob 😂😂

[@decaffeinatedhearts1872]

I had (and sometimes still have) a huge crush on Diego from Ice Age and I honestly don’t know what is wrong with me