I Ranked All SMITE Ultimates In Real Life! (S-F)

[@El_Corsario]

Apollo is just environmentally friendly Taylor Swift

[@Goobs.]

W comment

[@bentoomet8805]

LMAO

[@loyalty3881]

LMAOOOO

[@unknownmagic9960]

LMFAO

[@ez6791]

My goodness

[@K.J73]

Hou Yi should 100% be S tier. It's the fucking sun, and there's like 9 of them in his story. He can kill everyone like 5 times

[@uyeah1234]

9 suns bigger than our entire planet that would instantly melt everything in miliseconds. Safe to say some people will get some mild burns.

[@Lumintorious]

"If SMITE gods were IRL" "There are no demons IRL, so Zhong would be useless" Bakasura and Ravana in this scenario: "Are we a joke to you?"

[@unknownmagic9960]

Hold on,🤓

[@unknownmagic9960]

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[@bentoomet8805]

I feel like Bacchus being able to make an entire room of people piss drunk has untapped funny potential

[@lenitelkrack]

He also make midas turn everything to gold

[@alyciafear1489]

Okay but for Scylla (and by some extension Charybdis) if the reset mechanic applied to her kills on humans IRL, she could literally go on a non-stop rampage (especially in a major city) and wipe out entire population centers.

[@austinpowers1061]

it prob just depends on how big the damage area is, if its size matches the monster things they use then its basically just a grenade launcher

[@tomnitro3026]

Ik, it can also be useful for like Small area like underground subway station

[@terrybrown5016]

@@austinpowers1061 the minions in smite are regular humans. So the area is actually pretty big, and the attack is pretty fast, so it would basically be an infinite cooldown.

[@austinpowers1061]

@@terrybrown5016 modern grenade launchers have a blast radius around 50ft (much bigger than scylla ult's radius which is around 30 i think). Also, grenade launchers fire about as quick as a scylla ult's windup, with the benefit of grenade launchers being the MUCH longer range. Also, if you want fast consecutive strikes you can just have abt 3-4 guys firing one after another, with each guy reloading while the other 2-3 fire, making for constant RPG fire. Im not tryna be that guy but scylla ult is just a slightly worse RPG imo

[@terrybrown5016]

@@austinpowers1061 I never said it wasn’t, I simply said it would be an infinite cooldown

[@Airo18]

Cherno would be hyper op. Imagine this: there is a hostage situation or a government/Organisation tries to find a Person. Sinse cherno ult grants you vision on your enemies, you could literally designate everyone on the planet your enemy and know the location of every single person on the planet at once. And also, you don't need to go there, you can just gather the info and use it otherwise.

[@samuelsilva8364]

"Mr. Inters3ct, what is the actual criteria for the rank?" "No."

[@kristoferhailes4627]

Nah man Janus sounds good on paper but unless you know what’s on the other side of the wall it’s a bit crazy to use. Example would be using it on a mountain side, sounds great, but there are caves in mountains so you could just drop out into a chasm.

[@wicxcan]

about chiron, you forgot that it can revive him if he kills someone while casting his ult so i think that bumps it quite a lot

[@UnstoppableFloridaMan]

Bruh Morrigan ult would just be like Mystique from X-men and I bet you could guess what people would do with that one…. 😏😏😏

[@Rendertk1]

Poor odin relegated to E tier only seconds later to hear osiris being put into C tier for being able to stop people healing

[@mancrab1899]

With how expensive good alcohol is, being able to make everyone around you immediately plastered is such a huge W. Bacchus is easily A tier

[@Akwatypus]

Perseus slew Medusa while looking at her through a reflection of his shield. So direct eyecontact is needed. However, Medusa's head can "ult" without her being alive, so there's some interesting applications there.

[@kristoferhailes4627]

I mean although Guan and Havhi just ride a horse, they do summon the horse instantly. Pretty useful for travel or escaping a tricky situation. Definitely not bottom tier alongside “uses a weapon really good”

[@AverageBass1627]

Bro the president being pocketed by aphro had me dying

[@wingofshu]

for the 3 horse ults: consider this free horse for travle, just saying its not nothing

[@tntnuke659]

Bake kujira and olorun would nuke everything around them when they ult, since you'd be redshifting and blueshifting the photons as they go past you. It'd probably instantly kill you too.

[@minipanda2178]

Athena would have a nightmare trying to ult to the right person 😭

[@FalcrusArts]

Horus airlines. I would be his most liked stewardess

[@PhastosEnioyer]

Artio not being S is sus. She can control when she turns into a bear

[@that1blindkid146]

Baba should be S tier because how many people watching this even own their own house these days?

[@Nazhia]

Joe Biden with an aphro pocket is something I can't stop picturing now

[@ImAdaptking]

I just like the idea of NuWa ulting in real life and every human on the planet gets hit on top of the head Not dangerous amounts of damage, but enough to feel really confused

[@terrybrown5016]

She would be calling down fire shards from the sky that auto hit, it would be an insta kill.

[@zeph6736]

We need a tier list for which smite gods would be the scariest to just meet or something. Arachne and Medusa are definitely S tier

[@RaymanM2]

Imagine if Arachne could go over walls, like craw over the jungle walls. That'd be a horror assasin right there

[@KawaiiMegg]

1:29 just because YOU can’t summon the spurts of the dead, doesn’t mean we can’t :3

[@PhastosEnioyer]

Fafnir should be S. A ducking dragon for a minute bro what r u thinking

[@PurpKoolAid-]

Literally

[@DrJacobsMD]

What a funny idea for a tier list lol love it

[@le_cheese4220]

The reasoning behind some of these made me laugh so hard LMAO

[@DrJacobsMD]

"We have sea monsters in real life, not anything too crazy" 🤣

[@Arius11]

Artio transforms into a bear. B Tier Fafnir transforms into a dragon. D Tier ok GG

[@MutantmanKJF]

Talking about nu wa farming damage if xbalanque blinds every driver and pilot for 3 seconds he becomes the new god of death.

[@Zeblon44]

jing wei should not be that much lower than manticore ult her ult is literally better. Also i feel like maui should be A tier, he is creating islands.

[@DanilegoPlays]

LMAO sometimes I watch those vids like "anime powers IRL" or something, and they always give F tier to destructive stuff, but I love that you're like "explosion? That could be useful! You could help out in war or something!"

[@timebandit5183]

Hel ult would just make you schizophrenic

[@darkabyss7069]

This might be bias but I think Jorm should be S because if his ult makes him dive into the planet and is kinda semi global because you can jump almost anywhere also he's the world serpent and we don't see his full model so he's probably just buried through the Earth's core and is only moving his head around so literally the end of the world by just existing

[@evildeathcuddles886]

you got yourself onto so many different watchlists with this video

[@devancorwin8170]

"Osiris and Serqet have anti heal, lets put them in c tier. Odin also has anti heal, HMMMMMMMMM E tier"😂

[@Sir_Gwan]

Inclined to say Charon ult would be S-tier, not just for weaponisation, but you could basically get constant hydroelectric power from him just periodically turning a turbine with a massive wave

[@cybzer0560]

Morrigan has to be the best one. If there's other players she can just Aphro ult, Chronos Ult, Nu Wa ult. You pretty much can go anywhere you want. There's no stopping her. Shes insane!

[@Shadowizzmoneygang]

Funny video though shiva automatically goes S tier. It may not be the same way in smite (cuz thatd be broken and unfair) but when shiva dances basically all of existence starts to unravel and be destroyed. And i think that deserves an instant S tier

[@shaxow1142]

Being able to turn into an average sized bear>Summon a pretty much tamed boar the size of buildings

[@ghostninja1874]

Great video, like the concept, but I'm positive that half the gods are not just shooting regular lasers. Like Ra is shooting sun blasts, Charon is not using regular water he's using magic death water kills anything it touches, and Baron is pulling souls into the underworld. Probably not the most accurate teir list

[@jacobdigby9822]

this is the content that makes Inter the best Smite you-tuber. second channel for true variety content?

[@poundsofslothcigars]

Is this a vid of inter saying he'd survive attacks from gods? Divine beings that shape the world lol. Idk in what world he's surviving yemoja ult or even nemesis

[@helrazr44]

I feel like these scenarios are taking the ults too literally, like, not applying lore to them. Anubis' laser we can somehow replicate in lore is like, getting touched by the reaper. I feel like there should be a power scaling aspect to this

[@rayqweezythegoat4185]

You telling me a lion throwing spears thru everyone In front of him isn’t a Tier IRL? How Is that the same as Achilles killing someone’s who is weak

[@art7373]

If someone is falling from a building etc... Awilix could save them

[@PurpKoolAid-]

In what world is turning into a bear better than turning into a dragon?

[@Ryuno_Ace]

really good video idea. thoroughly enjoyed it!

[@thbran7417]

Aeres ult S tier ultimate fishing hack just yoink up 10 fish instantly

[@guriitm]

Execution ultimates are top SS tier, imagine knowing when someone will die, based on the threshhold, you can estimate how much someone has to left until he dies.

[@yakuya3]

Morri ult should go down a tier or a few because it's bound to bug out at some point, and you'd end up in a predicament that could be literally anything

[@michaelofparadise]

joe biden with pocket aphro is amazing

[@LoppyYT]

already 4 minutes in and this video is so funny due to the senarios you give the gods, i love it

[@nonsensicalwebby1663]

Nu Wa would be like SuperBuu in dragon ball z

[@palligodclipsandfunnymomen1303]

Love how you had to clarify that you're not sociopath. 😂

[@tntnuke659]

Kali ult would kinda suck because the never dying only applies if you're at 1hp, and heals you to 15% hp. You'll basically be terribly crippled after 1 use

[@Sacred9000]

baba yaga deserves better. she litterally summons a house. you dont have to be homeless ever.

[@samuelsilva8364]

Ok but Joe Biden walking with Aphrodite by his side is a creepy thought I didn't need in my mind.

[@budderk1305]

turning into a bear is just as useful as being a big Chthulhu, truth

[@TrashPubby]

Discordia: "YOU cast vicious mokery".

[@elainesinclair6532]

Someone give me cherno ult, no opps ever escaping me bro

[@ThePokemonTrainerr]

Fun video idea but couldve been made with a little more thought into it. Like Raijins ult is basically a free powersource… how is that not useful in real life? Also the argument for nut and hou yi being able to destroy the world … i dont think its useful at all?!? Like why would u want to destroy the world / solar system? Make it make sense please. Also how is a susano typhoon any stronger than literal meteorites from surtur 🤔 And how is a leap from ravana on F tier but then u proceed to put tyrs leap in D???

[@lizardjoe4224]

Tiamat needs s tier. She summons a living tornado and she can get an infinite amount of her serpents so if she builds them up for a bit she could take over the world

[@MaxEllSibSwe]

Turning into a dragon... in D tier... HOW?! It lasts AN ENTIRE MINUTE. YOU ARE THE WORLD'S BEST TANK FOR AN ENTIRE MINUTE, YOU ARE A MYTHICAL APEX PREDATOR FOR SIXTY FULL SECONDS. BUT TEN SECONDS OF BEING ANOTHER HUMAN IS WORTHY OF S TIER??? Also, becoming a meteor... in D tier... HOW?! It would wreak havoc on the world! THE TIDES WOULD BE FUCKED! AT LEAST AN ENTIRE TOWN COULD GET WIPED OUT BY THAT SHIT IF NOT AN ENTIRE CITY IF NOT AN ENTIRE COUNTRY!

[@crterjd8154]

Scylla would truthfully cause a rampage on the earth. Imagine her activating her ult in Times Square, her ass is slowly but surely ruining lives, that’s a solid B or A tier😭

[@tntnuke659]

Vamana has healing in his ult, basically a free self heal

[@BrennonIsMilak]

I disagree with Neith given that if ANYONE gets in the way, the arrow won't hit. Also anyone that generates electricity or energy/ motion would be incredibly useful for disaster recovery situations or helping develop undeveloped areas

[@Lofsnesmonster]

Ares chains are breaking your neck immediately

[@sonkey9450]

this is my favorite video of all time! 😀😀😀😀

[@Bllhyss]

20:46 you are a terrifying man Edit: DUDE 26:22

[@carlangas0100]

you should do a sexy tierlist picking the most sexy skin for every god.

[@akita769]

As Chernobog you'd have to tp to them and punch them in the face so you don't get to cheese and fake someone being your enemy LMAO

[@Joltebrr0]

a whole horse charging at you full speed would absolutely crush and kill you, lancelot should be up in this list, its one of the most "realistic" ults in the game.

[@AlecAstaire]

Just strap dynamite to Cherno and have him TP on the enemy dictator. Literally unavoidable free kill

[@seeamm1622]

Me when video starts: Just skip to NuWa already🙄

[@TheUnkindness]

Baron ult: Strong SUCC ---> Instant S tier.

[@michaelmamba1578]

Real world, looks like it’s just for war. Cuz a sword master would want amas ult over an Agni bomb

[@TheGodNC]

I came, saw atlas S tier. I left. That was all I needed. Thank you. ❤

[@andrewchen1003]

the next video might be from a courtroom or a military base 😂

[@daedae4life86]

Maui def should be A tier- he’s ripping an entire island from the ground he would obliterate any army or base in 1 shot

[@daedae4life86]

Hou Yi is absolutely S -tier. If you throw a black hole or even a sun at the earth it’s destroyed

[@SaviHow]

Chernobog should be S, you forgot to mention the fact that it would summon a shadow copy of him firing on literally every single human being, he technically has the most dangerous ult

[@scuffk1ng830]

awilix can pull people out from being stuck like she pulls hades and scylla

[@Snipe_Squad]

Apollo woild be far more useful, its not just a private jet, you just whistle and jet turns up in an instant

[@lerozitos]

Turning into a Dragon is soooo fucking useful wtf, thats minimum A tier

[@loganduggan2265]

I’d say hel ult is cool as it makes u either evil or good too bad it doesn’t do much

[@cybzer0560]

Now do their 1, 2, 3 abilities in the real world!!!

[@davidleis9811]

some gods did not get there praise

[@ajjk95]

hang on achilles on damage alone would one shot any human so he could just keep doing it forever

[@Fujitora95]

Turning into a dragon is D tier? I don’t know about that one…

[@Meme_me_up_Scotty]

I miss the streams inter 😢

[@Ottocide]

Hou Yi not being S tier in absurd. You literally said his ultimate would do untold destruction.. multiple nukes... come on man

[@ChristianHoward-em8xg]

Hou Yi - A Tier? Jorm - C Tier? Word bro?

[@lilwaterbottle7002]

How u know about origins

[@SteamyTVDU]

20:28-20:34 subtitles.

[@XxRIC0CHETxX]

Baba yage at least a B tier for the fact of owning a home.

[@mightyravino7069]

Youre using pocket Aphrodite wrong 😏

[@gordonissalty6944]

*Some Russian diplomat gets assassinated by Putin again* 😂

[@josuefernandez1029]

Xing Tian actually really good "B".. why put "D"