I Ranked Star Wars Characters by their War Crimes

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That Star Wars Guy

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@8-bitsarda747
@8-bitsarda747 2 ай бұрын
"my body is a machine that turns breathing into war crimes" -Anakin, probably
@wookieeworld1195
@wookieeworld1195 2 ай бұрын
“I could’ve researched it but I’m too lazy”. This is the reason I’m subscribed 😂😂
@BigDaddyStarWars
@BigDaddyStarWars 2 ай бұрын
People like you allow me to be lazy 🙏
@wookieeworld1195
@wookieeworld1195 2 ай бұрын
@@BigDaddyStarWars people like you allow me to laugh 🙏
@Peacove
@Peacove 2 ай бұрын
dawg this is not nearly as specific as i wanted 😭
@BigDaddyStarWars
@BigDaddyStarWars 2 ай бұрын
What do you want?
@pugaleto9578
@pugaleto9578 2 ай бұрын
​@BigDaddyStarWars if I had to guess, a Klondike bar
@phantomswine
@phantomswine 2 ай бұрын
@BigDaddyStarWars Rank every Star Wars character for how many times they say the word “and” but each time they have 1000 ”and’s” you give 1 reason the sequel trilogy is bad
@Drifter-while-hungry
@Drifter-while-hungry 2 ай бұрын
@@BigDaddyStarWars give me the breathing tier list already
@RollVander-g1t
@RollVander-g1t 2 ай бұрын
I love how the video's length matches the topic.
@BananaWasTaken
@BananaWasTaken 2 ай бұрын
It’s a shame youtube rounds differently for different people, so the length will be a second off for some people
@BigDaddyStarWars
@BigDaddyStarWars 2 ай бұрын
So true
@BrickStopmotions
@BrickStopmotions 2 ай бұрын
Oh no... I get it now.....
@EchoC4
@EchoC4 2 ай бұрын
Can someone explain to me?
@BrickStopmotions
@BrickStopmotions 2 ай бұрын
@@EchoC4 Idk why it isn't now, but the length was 9:11...
@Ryouski
@Ryouski 2 ай бұрын
3:11 Hey, the dude getting crushed by the big hunk of metal was able to grab a weapon right before his head was slashed off. He was armed. That's one less war crime for Obi Wan!
@therumbling
@therumbling 2 ай бұрын
I am shocked Tarkin isn't on this list given Alderaan and Scariff alone- that's genocide, mass murder, indiscrimate use of weapons of mass destruction on civillians, threat of further destruction (terrorism). He also gains a few more crimes on Lothal and orders the bombardment of Kamino in Bad Batch. (Video still was funny)
@cfgeneric7677
@cfgeneric7677 2 ай бұрын
He solved Alderaan’s unemployment problem and homelessness
@therumbling
@therumbling Ай бұрын
@@cfgeneric7677 You do make a good point
@crazydog1750
@crazydog1750 2 ай бұрын
3:41 Why was I ACTUALLY startled by cyborg boi being shorter than I expected? 😂😂
@simondosser5739
@simondosser5739 2 ай бұрын
I saw that and died laughing
@cfgeneric7677
@cfgeneric7677 2 ай бұрын
The fact anakin got war crimes for being a child soldier and not using a child soldier
@arrownaut6820
@arrownaut6820 2 ай бұрын
Rest In Peace James Earl Jones
@G4thesecond
@G4thesecond 2 ай бұрын
POV : General Hux ordering the destruction of 5 planets and killing 155+ billion people 😅
@ilpoomatili9549
@ilpoomatili9549 Ай бұрын
Shhhh.. he doesn't exist
@SeventyTinyWyverns
@SeventyTinyWyverns Ай бұрын
This is all outweighed by the crime of being a sequel-exclusive character who isn't Finn or BB-8.
@az1202
@az1202 Ай бұрын
Gotta love the classic war crime of *being* a child soldier. Also domestic violence isn’t a war crime it’s just a crime crime.
@declanleigh2618
@declanleigh2618 2 ай бұрын
You have that multi-million subscriber flow, 10/10
@dustycouch4526
@dustycouch4526 2 ай бұрын
I'm glad you specified WAR crimes, and not just any crimes, because I was confused for a sec why Rey Palpatine wasn't on this list for existing, but lol now I know why.
@xamwright
@xamwright 2 ай бұрын
The best thing about this entire video is that on the thing general grevious is short 😂
@BigDaddyStarWars
@BigDaddyStarWars 2 ай бұрын
I’m glad someone noticed
@Camberry28
@Camberry28 2 ай бұрын
Yes, he was “shorter than I expected”
@darthcanadian
@darthcanadian Ай бұрын
As a Canadian! I approve of this video!
@Neil_Campbell9271
@Neil_Campbell9271 2 ай бұрын
Great job at getting 6k subscribers!!
@BigDaddyStarWars
@BigDaddyStarWars 2 ай бұрын
🎉
@connoryoung5297
@connoryoung5297 2 ай бұрын
Another one you could do for Dooku is crimes against peace. As he ordered the creation of both the droid and clone armies with the intent of using them for war.
@christophervanoster
@christophervanoster Ай бұрын
Imagine chopper and r2 were Switched. The clone wars would have lasted a week because chopper and anakin would’ve decimated the entire separatist civilian population.
@thebaronlouis8619
@thebaronlouis8619 18 күн бұрын
In the novel Dark Disciple, Count Dooku is even worse and all that is late Clone Wars because it was reworked from unaired Clone Wars episodes.
@henrikbaum
@henrikbaum 2 ай бұрын
ki adi mundi deserves to be on this list
@peterroberts4415
@peterroberts4415 3 күн бұрын
Bring out the flamethrowers!
@Fraser_Films
@Fraser_Films 2 ай бұрын
00:02 this guy kills me every time
@BigDaddyStarWars
@BigDaddyStarWars 2 ай бұрын
Found it my closet and had to wear it
@ilpoomatili9549
@ilpoomatili9549 Ай бұрын
Palpatine 6 foot 6 Jesus😂 Oh and apparently chopper is too
@enhvalderergal
@enhvalderergal 2 ай бұрын
Yoda: Useing underageded for war. Luke: Blowing up the deathstar and killing millions.
@bacondorito
@bacondorito 2 ай бұрын
Forgot a Dooku war crime. In the beginning of Dark Disciple, he orders the destruction of refugee transports
@hawk3104
@hawk3104 Ай бұрын
Every Star Wars Movie ranked by the first scene with the color yellow on screen
@bonzertoaster3420
@bonzertoaster3420 2 ай бұрын
I already knew that chopper was going to be on here just by the words WAR CRIMES
@Hezy
@Hezy 2 ай бұрын
0:03 urge in the past tense, yes
@arrownaut6820
@arrownaut6820 2 ай бұрын
If it looks cool and has good music, its totally okay
@kazminto9618
@kazminto9618 2 ай бұрын
The music is always so good
@brudon55
@brudon55 Ай бұрын
Chopper being a war criminal is accurate
@Gaming1Doge
@Gaming1Doge 2 ай бұрын
this video being 9 minutes 11 seconds is oddly fitting
@BigDaddyStarWars
@BigDaddyStarWars 2 ай бұрын
Shhhh
@8-bitsarda747
@8-bitsarda747 2 ай бұрын
Now rate them by the 6th line spoken by the sixth character introduced (named characters only) So in Phantom Menace, if my count is right, the 6th character introduced is Padme. So it would be Padme's sixth line My count goes like this: the pilots on Qui Gon and Obi Wan's ship aren't named, so the don't count. Then you have Qui Gon, Obi Wan, Nute Gunray (the best character in the movie), TC-14 (the silver protocol droid), Sidious/Palpatine, and then Padme. You could also include Gunray's advisor, which would bump Sidious into the number 6 slot, but that guy isn't named either
@pepijnb5635
@pepijnb5635 2 ай бұрын
Big ups to the algorithm
@youtubeuser6978
@youtubeuser6978 2 ай бұрын
5:33 Cad Bane was so bad he even got Dooku's spot
@MalachiNorris
@MalachiNorris 2 ай бұрын
Compliments on your fit
@Trailbreaker3966
@Trailbreaker3966 2 ай бұрын
I am surprised R2-D2 did not make the list….
@detilu24
@detilu24 22 күн бұрын
why do I always find these videos when I need to go to sleep?
@BrickStopmotions
@BrickStopmotions 2 ай бұрын
6:53 if you slow down the video to .25 speed, Windu's lightsaber is the one that hits and shatters the -windu- window.
@mrwinterhd5202
@mrwinterhd5202 Ай бұрын
Ayy here from Star wars Storys from germany, nice vids
@BigDaddyStarWars
@BigDaddyStarWars Ай бұрын
Glad you like them!
@Drifter-while-hungry
@Drifter-while-hungry 2 ай бұрын
Where’s the breathing ranking Star Wars guy?
@JohnMacGregor-xf5ck
@JohnMacGregor-xf5ck 2 ай бұрын
Jar jar still hiding stuff🤨🫥
@Neko-gc6vu
@Neko-gc6vu Ай бұрын
There is no proof that Emperor did something wrong. He had people employed in Death Star, also reduced unemployment and poverty rate to 0 at Alderaan.
@BigDaddyStarWars
@BigDaddyStarWars Ай бұрын
He also drove Alderaan's GDP down to 0
@aramdundar
@aramdundar Ай бұрын
@@BigDaddyStarWarsbro, what about the droid attack on the wookies??!!
@Spad47
@Spad47 2 ай бұрын
NAAHHH you did grevious dirty😂😂💀
@ReubenRunacres
@ReubenRunacres 2 ай бұрын
Legends Grievous murdered trillions of people and wiped out entire planets so technically he’s #1
@Cillianslegostudios
@Cillianslegostudios 2 ай бұрын
This is great
@_Im_a_WW2_nerd
@_Im_a_WW2_nerd 2 ай бұрын
Its also chemical warfare.
@JOJ0606
@JOJ0606 Ай бұрын
every star wars film ranked by the 274 word spoken
@FrogZ_93
@FrogZ_93 2 ай бұрын
rank every star wars movie by how many characters in the movie got laid at some point
@AnonymousRedCat
@AnonymousRedCat 28 күн бұрын
1:00 that's Ceo Bibel (IDK how to spell his name). The KZbinr Bombastic has a few videos talking about him.
@LeonardoAldana43
@LeonardoAldana43 2 ай бұрын
How the hell is Chopper not first? We got to see Anakin's war crimes, but Chopper may have committed way more offscreen
@laurencesleath8590
@laurencesleath8590 19 күн бұрын
surprised Tarkin isn't on this list for ordering the death star to fire, and luke for destroying the death star
@goldenfiberwheat238
@goldenfiberwheat238 Ай бұрын
0:50 Hermann georing at the Nuremberg trials
@nickg3984
@nickg3984 2 ай бұрын
I want a part two so we can get R2
@S0meRand0mP3rs0n._.
@S0meRand0mP3rs0n._. Ай бұрын
Also, Chopper ‘wearing’ imperial ‘uniform’ and impersonating an imperial droid is a war crime which he does many times
@eliasvsaa
@eliasvsaa 2 ай бұрын
All this video proves to me is that there aren’t enough war crimes in Star Wars
@General_Kalani
@General_Kalani 2 ай бұрын
Welcome to the Restaurant A’la Ani. Today’s special is The Chosen One: A large base of Pyschological Torture, topped with false surrender, sprinkled with a deep rich sauce of mass genocide, nicely cooked to congratulation.
@anubis520
@anubis520 2 ай бұрын
Rank each star wars by the 15th ship or vehicle prioritizing the ship or vehicle closest to the top right corner.
@JosephHoven-wy5te
@JosephHoven-wy5te 15 күн бұрын
6:59 Bro, seriously? I don’t need help.
@mmssel3559
@mmssel3559 2 ай бұрын
What about ranking all star wars movies by 73rd sound effect playing (such as blaster shots, lightsaber turning on or entering hyperspeed)
@theo_robopurplepandae4351
@theo_robopurplepandae4351 Ай бұрын
4:38 everyone wants to listen to you for an hour.
@Jaakkousti
@Jaakkousti 28 күн бұрын
I didn't know that count dookus second name is cad bane5:19
@Welcometoweirdmaggedon
@Welcometoweirdmaggedon Ай бұрын
Palpatine Should Be #1
@adammullarkey4996
@adammullarkey4996 2 ай бұрын
Ah, yes, the worst of all war crimes, domestic violence.
@deadchannel154
@deadchannel154 Ай бұрын
guys is it really a war crime if your victims are also criminals of war
@mobgabriel1767
@mobgabriel1767 2 ай бұрын
where is R2?
@BigDaddyStarWars
@BigDaddyStarWars 2 ай бұрын
My basement
@cumunist2120
@cumunist2120 15 күн бұрын
chopper probably killed him
@the_second_human194
@the_second_human194 Ай бұрын
What about Tarkin? And the multiple war crimes of the empire as a whole. Like the Trawn in Lothal, the genocide of Geonosis, all the things with the Death Star, Alderan, Jedha, Scariff. The destruction of Hosnian Prime by the First Order...
@Lks_13
@Lks_13 2 ай бұрын
next rank movies by inconsistencies
@nikolaynikolov3768
@nikolaynikolov3768 2 ай бұрын
Nice
@DukeGriffinAnimations
@DukeGriffinAnimations 2 ай бұрын
Chopper wins no diff
@okyra2.059
@okyra2.059 2 ай бұрын
Ranking by the x numbered word said
@sebi17107
@sebi17107 2 ай бұрын
could you do something a little bit more specific in the future tho?
@JackDullard2288
@JackDullard2288 2 ай бұрын
cad bane must have done some bad stuff if he is 5 and 4
@adamburgess311
@adamburgess311 2 ай бұрын
And mass genoicde for grevious for the night sisters that may be the terroism but still
@valmid5069
@valmid5069 2 ай бұрын
Star Wars Humor: *Hello There!!!!*
@denifnaf5874
@denifnaf5874 2 ай бұрын
Video is 9:11 😂
@christopherharsch4352
@christopherharsch4352 Ай бұрын
Tbh, I wouldn't really consider anything done to robots a war crime. Especially against battle droids since their ai is so simple
@Crusader11119
@Crusader11119 Ай бұрын
With all the warcrimes anakin has to have Canadian citizenship
@houston487
@houston487 Ай бұрын
Day 20 of asking for a droid ranking video
@SuperDuper-CoolGuy
@SuperDuper-CoolGuy Ай бұрын
I am the 1k like :O
@minionofhavoc7266
@minionofhavoc7266 Ай бұрын
where is Ki-Adi-Mundi?
@squidadept3469
@squidadept3469 14 күн бұрын
4:31 😂😂😂😂
@jotheunissen9274
@jotheunissen9274 Ай бұрын
BEING a child soldier is not a war crime USING child soldiers is Which means that the guy who brought the 9 year old to a war is guilty, which is Qui Gon Speaking of child soldiers... THE ENTIRE JEDI COUNCIL
@cumunist2120
@cumunist2120 15 күн бұрын
training ahsoka is him using a child soldier but that probably also goes against the jedi cult too
@Queso-Dip
@Queso-Dip Ай бұрын
Hondo Ohnaka is just Captain Jack Sparrow in Star Wars
@RayHardman7567
@RayHardman7567 27 күн бұрын
I'm surprised r2 isn't on the list.
@droopythepanda3072
@droopythepanda3072 Ай бұрын
How is killing injured a war crime? If you fire a few bullets at someone using an automatic rifle, then if the first bullet hits them (and I mean like HITS them), wouldn’t they then be injured? And then the last few bullets hit, killing them?
@LordNeros
@LordNeros Ай бұрын
jar jar didn't commit more war crimes, cause all the other stuff he did wasn't during war those were just crimes, even if some probably were more deadly and bigger in scale than most wars
@Camberry28
@Camberry28 2 ай бұрын
No one wants to listen to you for an hour? I’m going to watch this video 7 times just to prove you wrong.
@MaryGen-xo6zf
@MaryGen-xo6zf Ай бұрын
“No one wants to listen to me for an hour” ???? What do you mean?
@divekingfan7150
@divekingfan7150 Ай бұрын
8:22 you can’t say “being a child soldier” is a war crime on the child?? Also bro was not even a soldier he just kinda helped out when he felt like they needed it. But even if lil bro was enlisted HES not responsible for the child labor he’s a victim of it
@jonathank4278
@jonathank4278 Ай бұрын
What about Luke Skywalker?
@Cillianslegostudios
@Cillianslegostudios 2 ай бұрын
5:35 cad bane?
@BigDaddyStarWars
@BigDaddyStarWars 2 ай бұрын
Whoops
@Cillianslegostudios
@Cillianslegostudios 2 ай бұрын
@@BigDaddyStarWars 😂❤️
@greenshell805
@greenshell805 Ай бұрын
5:20 it says cad bane
@az1202
@az1202 Ай бұрын
Gotta love the classic war crime of *being* a child soldier. Also domestic violence isn’t a war crime it’s just a crime crime.
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