"my body is a machine that turns breathing into war crimes" -Anakin, probably
@wookieeworld11952 ай бұрын
“I could’ve researched it but I’m too lazy”. This is the reason I’m subscribed 😂😂
@BigDaddyStarWars2 ай бұрын
People like you allow me to be lazy 🙏
@wookieeworld11952 ай бұрын
@@BigDaddyStarWars people like you allow me to laugh 🙏
@cfgeneric76772 ай бұрын
The fact anakin got war crimes for being a child soldier and not using a child soldier
@RollVander-g1t2 ай бұрын
I love how the video's length matches the topic.
@BananaWasTaken2 ай бұрын
It’s a shame youtube rounds differently for different people, so the length will be a second off for some people
@BigDaddyStarWars2 ай бұрын
So true
@BrickStopmotions2 ай бұрын
Oh no... I get it now.....
@EchoC42 ай бұрын
Can someone explain to me?
@BrickStopmotions2 ай бұрын
@@EchoC4 Idk why it isn't now, but the length was 9:11...
@Peacove2 ай бұрын
dawg this is not nearly as specific as i wanted 😭
@BigDaddyStarWars2 ай бұрын
What do you want?
@pugaleto95782 ай бұрын
@BigDaddyStarWars if I had to guess, a Klondike bar
@phantomswine2 ай бұрын
@BigDaddyStarWars Rank every Star Wars character for how many times they say the word “and” but each time they have 1000 ”and’s” you give 1 reason the sequel trilogy is bad
@Drifter-while-hungry2 ай бұрын
@@BigDaddyStarWars give me the breathing tier list already
@Ryouski2 ай бұрын
3:11 Hey, the dude getting crushed by the big hunk of metal was able to grab a weapon right before his head was slashed off. He was armed. That's one less war crime for Obi Wan!
@crazydog17502 ай бұрын
3:41 Why was I ACTUALLY startled by cyborg boi being shorter than I expected? 😂😂
@simondosser57392 ай бұрын
I saw that and died laughing
@therumbling2 ай бұрын
I am shocked Tarkin isn't on this list given Alderaan and Scariff alone- that's genocide, mass murder, indiscrimate use of weapons of mass destruction on civillians, threat of further destruction (terrorism). He also gains a few more crimes on Lothal and orders the bombardment of Kamino in Bad Batch. (Video still was funny)
@cfgeneric76772 ай бұрын
He solved Alderaan’s unemployment problem and homelessness
@therumbling2 ай бұрын
@@cfgeneric7677 You do make a good point
@arrownaut68202 ай бұрын
Rest In Peace James Earl Jones
@G4thesecond2 ай бұрын
POV : General Hux ordering the destruction of 5 planets and killing 155+ billion people 😅
@ilpoomatili95492 ай бұрын
Shhhh.. he doesn't exist
@SeventyTinyWyvernsАй бұрын
This is all outweighed by the crime of being a sequel-exclusive character who isn't Finn or BB-8.
@declanleigh26182 ай бұрын
You have that multi-million subscriber flow, 10/10
@christophervanosterАй бұрын
Imagine chopper and r2 were Switched. The clone wars would have lasted a week because chopper and anakin would’ve decimated the entire separatist civilian population.
@dustycouch45262 ай бұрын
I'm glad you specified WAR crimes, and not just any crimes, because I was confused for a sec why Rey Palpatine wasn't on this list for existing, but lol now I know why.
@darthcanadianАй бұрын
As a Canadian! I approve of this video!
@Neil_Campbell92712 ай бұрын
Great job at getting 6k subscribers!!
@BigDaddyStarWars2 ай бұрын
🎉
@connoryoung52972 ай бұрын
Another one you could do for Dooku is crimes against peace. As he ordered the creation of both the droid and clone armies with the intent of using them for war.
@thebaronlouis861922 күн бұрын
In the novel Dark Disciple, Count Dooku is even worse and all that is late Clone Wars because it was reworked from unaired Clone Wars episodes.
@xamwright2 ай бұрын
The best thing about this entire video is that on the thing general grevious is short 😂
@BigDaddyStarWars2 ай бұрын
I’m glad someone noticed
@Camberry282 ай бұрын
Yes, he was “shorter than I expected”
@ilpoomatili95492 ай бұрын
Palpatine 6 foot 6 Jesus😂 Oh and apparently chopper is too
@az12022 ай бұрын
Gotta love the classic war crime of *being* a child soldier. Also domestic violence isn’t a war crime it’s just a crime crime.
@enhvalderergal2 ай бұрын
Yoda: Useing underageded for war. Luke: Blowing up the deathstar and killing millions.
@Fraser_Films2 ай бұрын
00:02 this guy kills me every time
@BigDaddyStarWars2 ай бұрын
Found it my closet and had to wear it
@henrikbaum2 ай бұрын
ki adi mundi deserves to be on this list
@peterroberts44157 күн бұрын
Bring out the flamethrowers!
@bacondorito2 ай бұрын
Forgot a Dooku war crime. In the beginning of Dark Disciple, he orders the destruction of refugee transports
@hawk31042 ай бұрын
Every Star Wars Movie ranked by the first scene with the color yellow on screen
@bonzertoaster34202 ай бұрын
I already knew that chopper was going to be on here just by the words WAR CRIMES
@Hezy2 ай бұрын
0:03 urge in the past tense, yes
@Gaming1Doge2 ай бұрын
this video being 9 minutes 11 seconds is oddly fitting
@BigDaddyStarWars2 ай бұрын
Shhhh
@kazminto96182 ай бұрын
The music is always so good
@BrickStopmotions2 ай бұрын
6:53 if you slow down the video to .25 speed, Windu's lightsaber is the one that hits and shatters the -windu- window.
@arrownaut68202 ай бұрын
If it looks cool and has good music, its totally okay
@brudon55Ай бұрын
Chopper being a war criminal is accurate
@MalachiNorris2 ай бұрын
Compliments on your fit
@8-bitsarda7472 ай бұрын
Now rate them by the 6th line spoken by the sixth character introduced (named characters only) So in Phantom Menace, if my count is right, the 6th character introduced is Padme. So it would be Padme's sixth line My count goes like this: the pilots on Qui Gon and Obi Wan's ship aren't named, so the don't count. Then you have Qui Gon, Obi Wan, Nute Gunray (the best character in the movie), TC-14 (the silver protocol droid), Sidious/Palpatine, and then Padme. You could also include Gunray's advisor, which would bump Sidious into the number 6 slot, but that guy isn't named either
@youtubeuser69782 ай бұрын
5:33 Cad Bane was so bad he even got Dooku's spot
@Trailbreaker39662 ай бұрын
I am surprised R2-D2 did not make the list….
@pepijnb56352 ай бұрын
Big ups to the algorithm
@_Im_a_WW2_nerd2 ай бұрын
Its also chemical warfare.
@JaakkoustiАй бұрын
I didn't know that count dookus second name is cad bane5:19
@JOJ06062 ай бұрын
every star wars film ranked by the 274 word spoken
@Drifter-while-hungry2 ай бұрын
Where’s the breathing ranking Star Wars guy?
@mrwinterhd5202Ай бұрын
Ayy here from Star wars Storys from germany, nice vids
@BigDaddyStarWarsАй бұрын
Glad you like them!
@AnonymousRedCatАй бұрын
1:00 that's Ceo Bibel (IDK how to spell his name). The KZbinr Bombastic has a few videos talking about him.
@deadchannel154Ай бұрын
guys is it really a war crime if your victims are also criminals of war
@FrogZ_932 ай бұрын
rank every star wars movie by how many characters in the movie got laid at some point
@ReubenRunacres2 ай бұрын
Legends Grievous murdered trillions of people and wiped out entire planets so technically he’s #1
@nickg39842 ай бұрын
I want a part two so we can get R2
@eliasvsaa2 ай бұрын
All this video proves to me is that there aren’t enough war crimes in Star Wars
@LeonardoAldana432 ай бұрын
How the hell is Chopper not first? We got to see Anakin's war crimes, but Chopper may have committed way more offscreen
@Neko-gc6vu2 ай бұрын
There is no proof that Emperor did something wrong. He had people employed in Death Star, also reduced unemployment and poverty rate to 0 at Alderaan.
@BigDaddyStarWars2 ай бұрын
He also drove Alderaan's GDP down to 0
@aramdundarАй бұрын
@@BigDaddyStarWarsbro, what about the droid attack on the wookies??!!
@Spad472 ай бұрын
NAAHHH you did grevious dirty😂😂💀
@mmssel35592 ай бұрын
What about ranking all star wars movies by 73rd sound effect playing (such as blaster shots, lightsaber turning on or entering hyperspeed)
@JohnMacGregor-xf5ck2 ай бұрын
Jar jar still hiding stuff🤨🫥
@goldenfiberwheat238Ай бұрын
0:50 Hermann georing at the Nuremberg trials
@detilu2426 күн бұрын
why do I always find these videos when I need to go to sleep?
@anubis5202 ай бұрын
Rank each star wars by the 15th ship or vehicle prioritizing the ship or vehicle closest to the top right corner.
@JackDullard22882 ай бұрын
cad bane must have done some bad stuff if he is 5 and 4
@laurencesleath859023 күн бұрын
surprised Tarkin isn't on this list for ordering the death star to fire, and luke for destroying the death star
@JosephHoven-wy5te19 күн бұрын
6:59 Bro, seriously? I don’t need help.
@adammullarkey49962 ай бұрын
Ah, yes, the worst of all war crimes, domestic violence.
@WelcometoweirdmaggedonАй бұрын
Palpatine Should Be #1
@adamburgess3112 ай бұрын
And mass genoicde for grevious for the night sisters that may be the terroism but still
@S0meRand0mP3rs0n._.Ай бұрын
Also, Chopper ‘wearing’ imperial ‘uniform’ and impersonating an imperial droid is a war crime which he does many times
@okyra2.0592 ай бұрын
Ranking by the x numbered word said
@Cillianslegostudios2 ай бұрын
This is great
@the_second_human194Ай бұрын
What about Tarkin? And the multiple war crimes of the empire as a whole. Like the Trawn in Lothal, the genocide of Geonosis, all the things with the Death Star, Alderan, Jedha, Scariff. The destruction of Hosnian Prime by the First Order...
@General_Kalani2 ай бұрын
Welcome to the Restaurant A’la Ani. Today’s special is The Chosen One: A large base of Pyschological Torture, topped with false surrender, sprinkled with a deep rich sauce of mass genocide, nicely cooked to congratulation.
@theo_robopurplepandae4351Ай бұрын
4:38 everyone wants to listen to you for an hour.
@mobgabriel17672 ай бұрын
where is R2?
@BigDaddyStarWars2 ай бұрын
My basement
@cumunist212019 күн бұрын
chopper probably killed him
@minionofhavoc72662 ай бұрын
where is Ki-Adi-Mundi?
@sebi171072 ай бұрын
could you do something a little bit more specific in the future tho?
@denifnaf58742 ай бұрын
Video is 9:11 😂
@Lks_132 ай бұрын
next rank movies by inconsistencies
@SuperDuper-CoolGuyАй бұрын
I am the 1k like :O
@christopherharsch4352Ай бұрын
Tbh, I wouldn't really consider anything done to robots a war crime. Especially against battle droids since their ai is so simple
@nikolaynikolov37682 ай бұрын
Nice
@valmid50692 ай бұрын
Star Wars Humor: *Hello There!!!!*
@DukeGriffinAnimations2 ай бұрын
Chopper wins no diff
@squidadept346918 күн бұрын
4:31 😂😂😂😂
@Crusader11119Ай бұрын
With all the warcrimes anakin has to have Canadian citizenship
@Queso-DipАй бұрын
Hondo Ohnaka is just Captain Jack Sparrow in Star Wars
@houston487Ай бұрын
Day 20 of asking for a droid ranking video
@RayHardman7567Ай бұрын
I'm surprised r2 isn't on the list.
@jotheunissen9274Ай бұрын
BEING a child soldier is not a war crime USING child soldiers is Which means that the guy who brought the 9 year old to a war is guilty, which is Qui Gon Speaking of child soldiers... THE ENTIRE JEDI COUNCIL
@cumunist212019 күн бұрын
training ahsoka is him using a child soldier but that probably also goes against the jedi cult too
@droopythepanda3072Ай бұрын
How is killing injured a war crime? If you fire a few bullets at someone using an automatic rifle, then if the first bullet hits them (and I mean like HITS them), wouldn’t they then be injured? And then the last few bullets hit, killing them?
@Real-MemmeB3 күн бұрын
Star war crimes
@LordNerosАй бұрын
jar jar didn't commit more war crimes, cause all the other stuff he did wasn't during war those were just crimes, even if some probably were more deadly and bigger in scale than most wars
@jonathank4278Ай бұрын
What about Luke Skywalker?
@Camberry282 ай бұрын
No one wants to listen to you for an hour? I’m going to watch this video 7 times just to prove you wrong.
@MaryGen-xo6zfАй бұрын
“No one wants to listen to me for an hour” ???? What do you mean?
@Cillianslegostudios2 ай бұрын
5:35 cad bane?
@BigDaddyStarWars2 ай бұрын
Whoops
@Cillianslegostudios2 ай бұрын
@@BigDaddyStarWars 😂❤️
@divekingfan7150Ай бұрын
8:22 you can’t say “being a child soldier” is a war crime on the child?? Also bro was not even a soldier he just kinda helped out when he felt like they needed it. But even if lil bro was enlisted HES not responsible for the child labor he’s a victim of it
@greenshell805Ай бұрын
5:20 it says cad bane
@az12022 ай бұрын
Gotta love the classic war crime of *being* a child soldier. Also domestic violence isn’t a war crime it’s just a crime crime.