I Ranked Star Wars Characters by their War Crimes

[@8-bitsarda747]

"my body is a machine that turns breathing into war crimes" -Anakin, probably

[@wookieeworld1195]

“I could’ve researched it but I’m too lazy”. This is the reason I’m subscribed 😂😂

[@BigDaddyStarWars]

People like you allow me to be lazy 🙏

[@wookieeworld1195]

@@BigDaddyStarWars people like you allow me to laugh 🙏

[@cfgeneric7677]

The fact anakin got war crimes for being a child soldier and not using a child soldier

[@RollVander-g1t]

I love how the video's length matches the topic.

[@BananaWasTaken]

It’s a shame youtube rounds differently for different people, so the length will be a second off for some people

[@BigDaddyStarWars]

So true

[@BrickStopmotions]

Oh no... I get it now.....

[@EchoC4]

Can someone explain to me?

[@BrickStopmotions]

@@EchoC4 Idk why it isn't now, but the length was 9:11...

[@Peacove]

dawg this is not nearly as specific as i wanted 😭

[@BigDaddyStarWars]

What do you want?

[@pugaleto9578]

​@BigDaddyStarWars if I had to guess, a Klondike bar

[@phantomswine]

@BigDaddyStarWars Rank every Star Wars character for how many times they say the word “and” but each time they have 1000 ”and’s” you give 1 reason the sequel trilogy is bad

[@Drifter-while-hungry]

@@BigDaddyStarWars give me the breathing tier list already

[@Ryouski]

3:11 Hey, the dude getting crushed by the big hunk of metal was able to grab a weapon right before his head was slashed off. He was armed. That's one less war crime for Obi Wan!

[@crazydog1750]

3:41 Why was I ACTUALLY startled by cyborg boi being shorter than I expected? 😂😂

[@simondosser5739]

I saw that and died laughing

[@therumbling]

I am shocked Tarkin isn't on this list given Alderaan and Scariff alone- that's genocide, mass murder, indiscrimate use of weapons of mass destruction on civillians, threat of further destruction (terrorism). He also gains a few more crimes on Lothal and orders the bombardment of Kamino in Bad Batch. (Video still was funny)

[@cfgeneric7677]

He solved Alderaan’s unemployment problem and homelessness

[@therumbling]

@@cfgeneric7677 You do make a good point

[@arrownaut6820]

Rest In Peace James Earl Jones

[@G4thesecond]

POV : General Hux ordering the destruction of 5 planets and killing 155+ billion people 😅

[@ilpoomatili9549]

Shhhh.. he doesn't exist

[@SeventyTinyWyverns]

This is all outweighed by the crime of being a sequel-exclusive character who isn't Finn or BB-8.

[@declanleigh2618]

You have that multi-million subscriber flow, 10/10

[@christophervanoster]

Imagine chopper and r2 were Switched. The clone wars would have lasted a week because chopper and anakin would’ve decimated the entire separatist civilian population.

[@dustycouch4526]

I'm glad you specified WAR crimes, and not just any crimes, because I was confused for a sec why Rey Palpatine wasn't on this list for existing, but lol now I know why.

[@darthcanadian]

As a Canadian! I approve of this video!

[@Neil_Campbell9271]

Great job at getting 6k subscribers!!

[@BigDaddyStarWars]

🎉

[@connoryoung5297]

Another one you could do for Dooku is crimes against peace. As he ordered the creation of both the droid and clone armies with the intent of using them for war.

[@thebaronlouis8619]

In the novel Dark Disciple, Count Dooku is even worse and all that is late Clone Wars because it was reworked from unaired Clone Wars episodes.

[@xamwright]

The best thing about this entire video is that on the thing general grevious is short 😂

[@BigDaddyStarWars]

I’m glad someone noticed

[@Camberry28]

Yes, he was “shorter than I expected”

[@ilpoomatili9549]

Palpatine 6 foot 6 Jesus😂 Oh and apparently chopper is too

[@az1202]

Gotta love the classic war crime of *being* a child soldier. Also domestic violence isn’t a war crime it’s just a crime crime.

[@enhvalderergal]

Yoda: Useing underageded for war. Luke: Blowing up the deathstar and killing millions.

[@Fraser_Films]

00:02 this guy kills me every time

[@BigDaddyStarWars]

Found it my closet and had to wear it

[@henrikbaum]

ki adi mundi deserves to be on this list

[@peterroberts4415]

Bring out the flamethrowers!

[@bacondorito]

Forgot a Dooku war crime. In the beginning of Dark Disciple, he orders the destruction of refugee transports

[@hawk3104]

Every Star Wars Movie ranked by the first scene with the color yellow on screen

[@bonzertoaster3420]

I already knew that chopper was going to be on here just by the words WAR CRIMES

[@Hezy]

0:03 urge in the past tense, yes

[@Gaming1Doge]

this video being 9 minutes 11 seconds is oddly fitting

[@BigDaddyStarWars]

Shhhh

[@kazminto9618]

The music is always so good

[@BrickStopmotions]

6:53 if you slow down the video to .25 speed, Windu's lightsaber is the one that hits and shatters the -windu- window.

[@arrownaut6820]

If it looks cool and has good music, its totally okay

[@brudon55]

Chopper being a war criminal is accurate

[@MalachiNorris]

Compliments on your fit

[@8-bitsarda747]

Now rate them by the 6th line spoken by the sixth character introduced (named characters only) So in Phantom Menace, if my count is right, the 6th character introduced is Padme. So it would be Padme's sixth line My count goes like this: the pilots on Qui Gon and Obi Wan's ship aren't named, so the don't count. Then you have Qui Gon, Obi Wan, Nute Gunray (the best character in the movie), TC-14 (the silver protocol droid), Sidious/Palpatine, and then Padme. You could also include Gunray's advisor, which would bump Sidious into the number 6 slot, but that guy isn't named either

[@youtubeuser6978]

5:33 Cad Bane was so bad he even got Dooku's spot

[@Trailbreaker3966]

I am surprised R2-D2 did not make the list….

[@pepijnb5635]

Big ups to the algorithm

[@_Im_a_WW2_nerd]

Its also chemical warfare.

[@Jaakkousti]

I didn't know that count dookus second name is cad bane5:19

[@JOJ0606]

every star wars film ranked by the 274 word spoken

[@Drifter-while-hungry]

Where’s the breathing ranking Star Wars guy?

[@mrwinterhd5202]

Ayy here from Star wars Storys from germany, nice vids

[@BigDaddyStarWars]

Glad you like them!

[@AnonymousRedCat]

1:00 that's Ceo Bibel (IDK how to spell his name). The KZbinr Bombastic has a few videos talking about him.

[@deadchannel154]

guys is it really a war crime if your victims are also criminals of war

[@FrogZ_93]

rank every star wars movie by how many characters in the movie got laid at some point

[@ReubenRunacres]

Legends Grievous murdered trillions of people and wiped out entire planets so technically he’s #1

[@nickg3984]

I want a part two so we can get R2

[@eliasvsaa]

All this video proves to me is that there aren’t enough war crimes in Star Wars

[@LeonardoAldana43]

How the hell is Chopper not first? We got to see Anakin's war crimes, but Chopper may have committed way more offscreen

[@Neko-gc6vu]

There is no proof that Emperor did something wrong. He had people employed in Death Star, also reduced unemployment and poverty rate to 0 at Alderaan.

[@BigDaddyStarWars]

He also drove Alderaan's GDP down to 0

[@aramdundar]

@@BigDaddyStarWarsbro, what about the droid attack on the wookies??!!

[@Spad47]

NAAHHH you did grevious dirty😂😂💀

[@mmssel3559]

What about ranking all star wars movies by 73rd sound effect playing (such as blaster shots, lightsaber turning on or entering hyperspeed)

[@JohnMacGregor-xf5ck]

Jar jar still hiding stuff🤨🫥

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

0:50 Hermann georing at the Nuremberg trials

[@detilu24]

why do I always find these videos when I need to go to sleep?

[@anubis520]

Rank each star wars by the 15th ship or vehicle prioritizing the ship or vehicle closest to the top right corner.

[@JackDullard2288]

cad bane must have done some bad stuff if he is 5 and 4

[@laurencesleath8590]

surprised Tarkin isn't on this list for ordering the death star to fire, and luke for destroying the death star

[@JosephHoven-wy5te]

6:59 Bro, seriously? I don’t need help.

[@adammullarkey4996]

Ah, yes, the worst of all war crimes, domestic violence.

[@Welcometoweirdmaggedon]

Palpatine Should Be #1

[@adamburgess311]

And mass genoicde for grevious for the night sisters that may be the terroism but still

[@S0meRand0mP3rs0n._.]

Also, Chopper ‘wearing’ imperial ‘uniform’ and impersonating an imperial droid is a war crime which he does many times

[@okyra2.059]

Ranking by the x numbered word said

[@Cillianslegostudios]

This is great

[@the_second_human194]

What about Tarkin? And the multiple war crimes of the empire as a whole. Like the Trawn in Lothal, the genocide of Geonosis, all the things with the Death Star, Alderan, Jedha, Scariff. The destruction of Hosnian Prime by the First Order...

[@General_Kalani]

Welcome to the Restaurant A’la Ani. Today’s special is The Chosen One: A large base of Pyschological Torture, topped with false surrender, sprinkled with a deep rich sauce of mass genocide, nicely cooked to congratulation.

[@theo_robopurplepandae4351]

4:38 everyone wants to listen to you for an hour.

[@mobgabriel1767]

where is R2?

[@BigDaddyStarWars]

My basement

[@cumunist2120]

chopper probably killed him

[@minionofhavoc7266]

where is Ki-Adi-Mundi?

[@sebi17107]

could you do something a little bit more specific in the future tho?

[@denifnaf5874]

Video is 9:11 😂

[@Lks_13]

next rank movies by inconsistencies

[@SuperDuper-CoolGuy]

I am the 1k like :O

[@christopherharsch4352]

Tbh, I wouldn't really consider anything done to robots a war crime. Especially against battle droids since their ai is so simple

[@nikolaynikolov3768]

Nice

[@valmid5069]

Star Wars Humor: *Hello There!!!!*

[@DukeGriffinAnimations]

Chopper wins no diff

[@squidadept3469]

4:31 😂😂😂😂

[@Crusader11119]

With all the warcrimes anakin has to have Canadian citizenship

[@Queso-Dip]

Hondo Ohnaka is just Captain Jack Sparrow in Star Wars

[@houston487]

Day 20 of asking for a droid ranking video

[@RayHardman7567]

I'm surprised r2 isn't on the list.

[@jotheunissen9274]

BEING a child soldier is not a war crime USING child soldiers is Which means that the guy who brought the 9 year old to a war is guilty, which is Qui Gon Speaking of child soldiers... THE ENTIRE JEDI COUNCIL

[@cumunist2120]

training ahsoka is him using a child soldier but that probably also goes against the jedi cult too

[@droopythepanda3072]

How is killing injured a war crime? If you fire a few bullets at someone using an automatic rifle, then if the first bullet hits them (and I mean like HITS them), wouldn’t they then be injured? And then the last few bullets hit, killing them?

[@Real-MemmeB]

Star war crimes

[@LordNeros]

jar jar didn't commit more war crimes, cause all the other stuff he did wasn't during war those were just crimes, even if some probably were more deadly and bigger in scale than most wars

[@jonathank4278]

What about Luke Skywalker?

[@Camberry28]

No one wants to listen to you for an hour? I’m going to watch this video 7 times just to prove you wrong.

[@MaryGen-xo6zf]

“No one wants to listen to me for an hour” ???? What do you mean?

[@Cillianslegostudios]

5:35 cad bane?

[@BigDaddyStarWars]

Whoops

[@Cillianslegostudios]

@@BigDaddyStarWars 😂❤️

[@divekingfan7150]

8:22 you can’t say “being a child soldier” is a war crime on the child?? Also bro was not even a soldier he just kinda helped out when he felt like they needed it. But even if lil bro was enlisted HES not responsible for the child labor he’s a victim of it

[@greenshell805]

5:20 it says cad bane

[@az1202]

Gotta love the classic war crime of *being* a child soldier. Also domestic violence isn’t a war crime it’s just a crime crime.