I read a SMUTTY wattpad about myself **SUS**

I read an interesting story someone wrote about me
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[@silliness-214]

"can i bring danny home? we'll all have a great time. threeso-.... three friends" becoming more sus than the wattpad story arny...

[@Yummy-15y]

Lmao I was about to comment the exact same thing 😂

[@kannamae6184]

This makes me cringe and laugh so much and I'm not even putting myself in the place of y/n. I can't even imagine how Arny feels omg 😭

[@sentientmouse5332]

I am i know not

[@Sally-ft5vq]

I feel so second hand embarrassed after this story that I think I'll go study to calm down lol Poor Arny, thanks for your sacrifice 💜🖤💜🖤

[@sarah_van_]

Between the grammar issues, typos, and obvious discomfort, I'm left in an extreme state of cringe. 😬 I mean, bless Arny for doing this but damn.

[@Anushka-h9p]

I don't understand these people, like, I know "english is not my first language" and everything, but do you even read the sentence you're posting? I sometimes like to think these unhinged fanfic writers are high or something, cuz normal humans just can't...

[@robyn._.]

I wonder if Arny ever gets "tips" from these types of books 🤣

[@julienicol9202]

👁👄👁 “Ah.... Ooooh..... eeehh....”

[@marylisa4625]

Wait that’s actually a good idea (hey everyone this is a Wattpad using minor in the comments section hehe)

[@robyn._.]

@@marylisa4625 👀

[@jamangel]

Oh lord

[@_reyna_love_]

What better way to start my day then with washing my curls, doing my full skincare routine, and watching a colorful wattapad reading from none other then Arny. Thank you my good sir for providing another chaotic yet sus Saturday. I knew I could always count on you. 🙇‍♀️😗🤌🖤 Twas some good soup 🍜

[@halosclover4824]

I'm with you on that, what a way to start your morning listening to this with your cat cuddling as you question your life choices how did get here why does it sound familiar, and get off of Wattpad

[@jamangel]

Big purr

[@arcadezinthos5777]

I'm a part time smut writer (not on Wattpad). So I totally get it when you're reading a spicy scene aloud and you get embarrassed. When I write a short story and I read it out aloud to my editor, I can't help but feel like I'm invading the privacy of my own characters😭

[@twizzlers25yearsago2]

I can't wait..... people are fr interesting and creative on wattpad...it's scary bro💀 Update: sí, this "creativity" was scary. Hope you recover from this Arny 😭✋. Also birfam/Birchat is the best 👑

[@nataliahenry6911]

🌈imagination🌈

[@twizzlers25yearsago2]

@@nataliahenry6911 this ☝️ 😭

[@meikameika3252]

Well that was a ride. Half of me was wondering how you kept reading and the other half of me was laughing. Thank you for the content! (And the grammer corrections.)

[@ladybug_56]

“i’m so sorry.. me and grammar… we’re just in a really committed relationship” I FUCKING DIED i’ll take that tyy

[@xCrystalMoon]

this was too good, omg. your reactions & comments when reading wattpad fics are always too funny 😂 freaking loved this, even though i cringed most of the time. lmfao. made my day!

[@sleepytimepop]

this makes me feel guilty for reading fan fiction lol…the second hand embarrassment is astronomical:’)

[@qvixce]

Bir is having a lot of pain in reading also I hope y’all’s marriage goes well can’t wait to meet the kids !!! 💪🏽

[@hotchoxolot5327]

The amount of mental breaks I had to do to keep myself from absolutely losing my mind from the second hand embarrassment and laughter so I wouldn’t wake my family up before the 6 minute mark is ghastly 😂😂😂 And as a person who can’t take spelling errors either, I totally understand the pain of reading them and then having to recalibrate your brain to figure out what they mean 😩😩

[@jocelynbengtson271]

"Put those grippers away" IM LITERALLY CRYING 😭😂😭 I love him so much omg

[@felixthegreat7998]

Arnys smut readings are so good and funny 😂 I love 🤍 him and his reactions to it

[@Mars-yf7uy]

I love how Wattpad can be both wholesome and a very dark hole to travel down 😂 never fails to make me laugh

[@julienicol9202]

Um... yeah, okay. Definitely 100% pure and wholesome content! You never cease to deliver on your promise of family friendly content, Thank you for keeping your promises! You are truly an honest man of your word! Much love Arny!❤️

[@yainstinct]

we love the king suffering but lowkey enjoying it when he reads smut about himself 🤭

[@sarah-kj1rl]

"Thre-,I mean three friends" BOY WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU WERE GONNA SAY

[@Moi-yr5ry]

The determination you need to continue writing (or even reading) this is insane.

[@bangchrischan143]

Arny: "me and grammar were just in a really committed relationship." me: WHAT? GRAMMAR YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!

[@Emii_mgg_no1fan]

“PUt tHoSE gRipPers aWAwy”-birlap/2022

[@weeb-chan1926]

reading smut out loud is not something that i wish to experience your sacrifice has been acknowledged

[@AvaNewvine]

Nah Arny is not just hot, Arny is a whole danm FULL COURSE MEAL!!!!!

[@r3m420]

This makes me wanna cry my heart out, this fic is what I thought was good in my middle school creepypasta phase.

[@stupid4parx_]

If it makes you feel better, something I've noticed from reading a sh!t ton of fanfic over the years, and from talking to my friends who write; is that a lot of the time when people write fan fic that's just solely smut (like this one) it's not really about *you* (or whoever). Like they're not just just sitting there thinking about fu¢k!ng you while they're writing this, it's a fictional character with you as a blueprint.

[@syn4190]

The background music is sending me😂 this was one of the funniest things I’ve seen today

[@itshell_rivera]

I love how creative ppl can get on wattpad, but your reactions while reading this was so priceless 😂 But on the side note I sincerely hope you reach your goal, I'm sure you'll get there though 😌

[@Brooklyn_R08]

“…other….things…..thatmightbeinthwsmutportionofthisstoryifyousticksroundandfindout” 😂😂😂 i don’t think i’ve seen arny so embarrased..(if thats the right word) 😂😂

[@haileykvalheim4202]

“put those grippers away” had me rolling man

[@Kuromigirlsss]

same

[@aishakhan4114]

Hello Arny, I can’t wait for this video even though watching these makes me so embarrassed. I love your content ❤️

[@ellamae7313]

That second hand embarrassment we all felt. Thank you Arny for sacrificing yourself and the way he started getting technical about the up down part 😂😂

[@jessetheplant]

I can’t do daddy kinks too weird sir or master is fine but that one just makes my skin crawl when it isn’t for the sake of a joke

[@ashley_nicolexo]

Every time you do these, I low-key panic every time cuz I never know if you're gonna read mine😂

[@joanahlarkin2116]

Oh boy here we go again, the spicy rollercoaster that is Wattpad stories 😂🖤

[@Sanwise_Gamjee]

Everyday, I wish I was born in a different universe, but never more have I wished for my dream to come true.

[@lilbabykittty]

Arny we appreciate your sacrifice for reading this 😂 I love you and your content! Thank you for always making my day 💜💜

[@evelynchamberland5981]

The second hand embarrassment is astronomical but I am laughing so much! Your reactions are hilarious! Also the amount of grammatical errors drives me crazy too, I wish that I could fix it all!

[@elizabethfeiock2023]

i love these videos so much, they make me laugh even though life is kinda chaotic. thank you arny 🖤

[@Kai-tp1ys]

"me I am the boyfriend" Me: okay 👍 "Sorry I said that wrong" Me: ??? "Me I am the breakfast" ..... I think I'm losing it

[@sincerelyrio_vball]

STOP THIS WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE IM SORRY FOR YOUR EYES ARNY

[@numblittlebug5764]

We haven't even been a minute in and I'm already feeling second hand embarrassment goddamn. 2:04 Lmao we'd both be screwed then. 2:49 Ayo?? 🤨 real s u s 3:35 Wattpad is the home of people who can't type shit 😭 4:07 Pfft real smooth of you Arny. 5:19 The way you got so hyped at that made me hyped ayyyyy. 5:41 Arny stop 😭 6:18 I would call my significant other 'baby' sometimes but I do prefer using 'love' and 'my love' more. It's just more intimate and sweeter. 6:27 Why was that little laugh so cute- 6:49 I can feel the disapproval. 7:04 type situation. Yes. Indeed. 7:23 I'm not sure if I wanna hear what's next- *sussery* 8:25 I see where this is going and I'm just..no. Absolutely not. Arny: This is not gonna cut to me saying it. Also Arny: fUcK aRnY YoU'Re sO HaRD. God help us all. 8:45 Not where I thought that was going.😭 At this point I don't even know how to timestamp because I'm too busy holding a hand to my mouth to keep myself from cringing even harder. Somehow. Idek. 10:23 okay I have teleported to another dimension, another century, another UNIVERSE GODDAMN- 10:52 I'm done- 11:03 Yes Arny that's the point. Don't worry I'll break my computer with you. 11:20 oh boy 😭 11:42 Arny over here contemplating the dynamics of the sussery. 12:00 How. Are. You. Still. Reading. This. 12:16 sheesh okay- 12:35 okay the torture is over, CLOSE WATTPAD AND GET OUT 😭 13:09 My mind should not have gone where it did when you said this- Okay I'm gonna go calm down 'cause this was one crazy video- but I just need to know after all this Arny... Are you okay?

[@grumpydonduck1481]

all i can say is "imagination is limitless" and i very much enjoy watching Arny reading wattpad!!! yay!!!

[@itsjustshreyaxx]

By the Title itself, I'm so ready for your reactions this is gonna be good.

[@Something_interesting02]

Lol I love when he reads wattpad stories about himself cuz his reaction at certain parts are always so funny😂

[@3emm_scott]

The level of uncomfortableness he had make me laugh so hard I was crying it was so hard to watch this 😭

[@kanekilove270]

This video was the funniest thing I have watched today. After a long day of riding horses, working out, and taking very long naps your content literally gave me life😂

[@sybilsscultt1372]

Arny is honestly the best. Thank you for always putting a smile on my face and making my day when I am having a bad day. Hope you and your friends are doing well and have fun with Pete and Danny. Stream last night was insane love y’all sm.

[@madeleinedarnoco5190]

„Brandon doesn’t really like Horror“ has a different ring to it after I just watched his horror icons smash or pass :D

[@Silly.Strawa]

I swear I literally love these you make them so funny, you and Danny’s videos are so entertaining to watch the humor is FANTASTIC 😭😭

[@jessetheplant]

THE “BLESS YOU BLESS YOUR SOUL” LMmmmaaooooo

[@AL-df3cd]

I always get so embarrassed during these and I have no idea why but I have a good time watching despite that

[@liyahztwixtorz]

LMAO THE BOYFRIEND/BREAKFEAST THING WAS SO CLEVER

[@Tbh_Addyz]

I fall asleep and listen to these into the shower to these videos

[@Bookyvault]

Watching this while eating mac and cheese and a warm McDonalds sprite at 1am is low key a vibe.

[@coffeewolf4610]

you know its gonna be a good when wattpad and myself in the same title

[@carlasandoval9339]

I love how when he was describing how he was holding y/n down he adjusted himself so that he can have a more dominant POV😂

[@chrissipoo7066]

you looked so confused when it said "up and down" lol love u king byee

[@Indie_Vibes]

This takes self-love to a whole new level

[@Itbemehaley]

Ahhh yes another ✨WATTPAD✨ story time ft Arny and read by arny 😂❤️

[@lensherrsgirl4985]

omg, I have never felt this uncomfortable in my entire life 💀 peoples are like scary as hell man. it was very courageous of you to go through this for us

[@njerilovee4765]

THE WATTPAD CONTENT HATH RETURNED! we have strayed back into the bad place and ik its gonna be absolutely hilarious

[@alexrose7360]

Every time I see that Arny read a Wattpad I get disappointed it wasn’t mine 😂😅

[@sxmplymoone4081]

Im questioning my entire existence 😭😭😭😭😭

[@ghostberry69]

Shout out to the Author for spreading the word of Birlap...partaking in Worlddomination and preparing the legacy of ye Olde edgelord💜👏

[@reneehowell]

The way I’m both scared and excited for this video 😂

[@DR3AM1NG_ST4RRS]

I’m scared for how sus this will be. But Ik the video is gonna be amazing since your amazing and make awesome content!! :D

[@zzznutXdx]

Wooooof

[@zzznutXdx]

Ahhhh

[@zzznutXdx]

Cannndy

[@makandcheese7146]

i am so sorry arny you didn't deserve this.

[@nalalioness8319]

7:38 "DONT YOU DARE DISOBEY ME CORALINE UGH" lmao

[@staceyturner1964]

The different faces he made was interesting for me really enjoy this video ☺☺

[@lulagebrengus9841]

can’t wait to see more of peoples imaginations 😂 know it’ll be funny and wow! also love you can’t wait to watch! 🤍

[@emilygay3084]

I can’t wait for this also I love you Arny and thank you for being one of the reasons I smile 🖤

[@heluvs_me4353]

Oh my God is that a picture of you and Arny😳

[@emilygay3084]

@@heluvs_me4353 yess!!!

[@heluvs_me4353]

@@emilygay3084 omg you are so lucky😭!!

[@mc_obeymesimp6670]

I feel a lot of second hand embarrassment I’m so sorry Arny, I hope you feel better after this and hope you have a great day, love your vids and I love you

[@luv_lena795]

Omggg yess, I’ve been waiting for another one of these videos. Curious what the story is going to be about. Excited to watch! I love you Arny!!

[@bridget8285]

Loved the video can’t wait for next weeks hope your having fun with the boys 🖤

[@rayna9953]

everytime you read wattpad, i just know im going to be sitting behind the screen laughing so hard

[@idxot5000]

THE FACT WE WERE SO EXICED TO WATCH THE VIDEO, BUT NOW WE ALL HAVE SEOCND HAND EMBARRASSMENT 😭

[@nanogig9811]

I had to stop this so much bc the second hand embarrassment about killed me. I was painting my room and about dropping my brush so many time.

[@gracevincent]

OH I JUST KNOW THAT THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE ARNY!!!!! i can already see you being super uncomfortable 😂

[@vampdogbite]

I absolutely love these vids even tho I'm sure they make you uncomfortable 🙁 . Luv u arny

[@diana_svy]

Ahh what a lovely Saturday afternoon… I just finished watching the lastest SpyXFamily episode and now watching Arny continue to deep dive into his own Wattpads

[@London__101]

the fact how i was uncomfy this whole video but the energy was WOOOOOOOFFFF

[@short_tater_tot]

It's 50/50 with these videos like some are funny and make my day and some of these make me uncomfortable.

[@Yūgen_artx]

If I was reading a smutty wattpad abt myself I would pass away from embarrassment 😭

[@birlap_stan]

These videos are always so great lol 😌

[@_asilash_2610]

Dude I was having the worst day and this was just so funny to watch it made me laugh. I luv your videos u really do help a lot of us bro. You're awesome🕺🤜🏼🤛🏼🕺

[@xCrystalMoon]

curious to see which wattpad you chose to read this time 👀 can’t wait to watch!

[@paolaherrera1492]

Wattpad is an _interesting_ app, I have a good feeling about this😂🤞🏼

[@AvaNewvine]

" Put those grippers away"-Arny

[@nikolewrites1360]

After a long, and exhausting day- this made me smile :) thank you

[@avaya9172]

I was waiting Arny to come out with another wattpad reading video. This exceeds my expectations. :P

[@SaleenaHunt]

Lol not him getting upset every two sentences… still good… BROTHERRRRR

[@vamppryxx]

im sorry you went through that 💀 ehe, love you king :)

[@gamerghouls18]

I can’t wait to see his reaction to the story 😂

[@staaxenhypebts]

birlap:threeso-...three friends..........................................................

[@lexiheid2073]

You made this as overdramatic as possible😂😂 I love it💕💖

[@talglazer8369]

cant wait for this Wattpad video, they always make me laugh :) hope you and the boys are having the best time

[@C0nannnn]

“Threeso-“ “me I am the boyfriend.. Sorry I said that wrong me I am the breakfast.”

[@Sxbrinalxvesyou]

Best way to start my day, 3 minutes ago I woke up aka 9:34am him reading wattapad is always the best. Thank you for making me happy :’)