I read all 337 books in Skyrim so you don't have to | Unraveled

[@elschaefer3448]

No joke, I'd pay real money to see those staged readings of Skyrim drama

[@possibly_human_tree1844]

Sammmeee

[@louconnolly2907]

Same

[@eldritchinsomniac]

Same

[@sugarkane1571]

I’d pay money for someone to complete The Lusty Argonian Maid with the consistent erotic tension for the whole 7 Acts.

[@lizestrydom3009]

Same

[@DrewColpurs]

I want a mod to add him into the game as an NPC book collector trying to get his hands on some of these books and you can take quests from him to give them to him. It'll help highlight these more interesting books.

[@deffdefying4803]

And if you give him a particular one he takes a moment to read it then looks up at you completely dead-eyed and *_R I V E T I N G_*

[@spthibault]

Thats... just flipping genius... modding community! You have a side quest!

[@IlSharmouta]

I thought you were gonna say just make his quest to read those books as he said. It'll activate when you find one of them, and give you 300 gold (...pieces) if you flip through every page

[@valeriek8537]

So basically we should replace the vanilla NPC who asks you to hunt down books for the mage's guild.

[@missdreavus649]

You get extra payment if you take a quiz he gives you on the contents of some of the books

[@EllaBonbon]

All the different angles make me feel like I’m multiple students attending his weird class

[@ellerynelson8918]

44EllaBonbon44 this comment made me make the single grossest laugh I have ever done. I’m pretty sure i sounded like a donkey on crack. I’m sick and I laughed and coughed at the same time

[@EllaBonbon]

Ellery Oh my gosh lol. You’ve made my day with your crackhead donkey laugh.

[@chromatic_fate7114]

I would LOVE Brian David as my college professor

[@user-ik7vm1kt6q]

ARandomFandomFan that sounds like a questionable porno

[@14o1chan]

Where do I enroll?

[@theophrastusbombastus1359]

My favourite book was the one where the guy has his men around the table for dinner, and knows one of them has betrayed him. He waits until they have all eaten before telling them all that he knows of the plot and has poisoned only the traitor's food - whilst the antidote is in either a wine vessel or dessert or some such. The guilty party immediately dives for the antidote and guzzles it down. Only then, does the man reveal that he wasn't _exactly_ sure which one betrayed him, and so he launched a trap. Turns out, the food was never poisoned, and the "antidote" was indeed the poison all along. In one fell swoop the man was able to not only identify his enemy, but deliver his punishment simultaneously. Absolute legend.

[@luxiam9148]

Damn, that's a very good one. Do you remember the name of the book?

[@shadowshatto]

A game at dinner@@luxiam9148

[@Gumper30]

​@luxiam9148 "a game at dinner." it's also a skillbook for alchemy since it teaches your character about poisoning people, lol

[@lavabiscuits]

The alternate last supper.

[@leonardocota4703]

A GAME AT DINNER IS GREAT

[@breloomy]

brian you _cannot_ and _will not_ stop me from reading all the books in skyrim

[@headoftaxreformandpercenta4908]

Twice

[@magicmac6184]

Ya done yet

[@deffdefying4803]

@@magicmac6184 No, polar died a fifth of the way through. The fiction was so dry it dehydrated them to the point of death

[@magicmac6184]

YA DONE YET???

[@DerUbermonke]

polarbethy YA DONE YET??

[@masonweaver5455]

“what qualifies you to do this?” *ignores creative writing degree from Hopkins*

[@genuineinterest]

I think reading all 337 books was probably more effort than getting a degree tbh

[@allrad4911]

@@genuineinterest Well, no.

[@lucus6458]

@@allrad4911 I think he was being sarcastic, if he wasn't though that wouldn't matter because you are right

[@8Rincewind]

@@lucus6458 wait, you actually think a degree makes you an authority what is and isn't "good" fiction? It's all subjective. Brian's intelligence and experience means he can give a more nuanced and informed opinion, but it's still an opinion.

[@lucus6458]

@@8Rincewind I don't even know man, someone here is right but it's probably not me

[@bee-zeesoul1018]

3:30 So, in summary: Four guys went to a place, had a conversation, and then went home.

[@prim16]

rIVETING

[@rinodino13]

And they became buddies :-))))

[@rinodino13]

@GiantGoblin oh my god, they were roommates...

[@megy570]

The true friends was the conversation we had along the way.

[@bannerturtoise1219]

That's just a basic nightout

[@HMan12345]

The Lusty Argonian Maid is the Elder Scrolls equivalent to those erotic visual novel games where you start because you wanna see sexy times but then complete the games because your engrossed into the story of people in the game. The sexiest thing of all is being emotionally open and caring

[@sage-py6fr]

echo? idk dont spoil it

[@marcuswestphal4955]

That is a book that exists in skyrim lol?

[@death-kyun]

It became a work of satire for me because all female Argonians have smokers lung, and reading the maids lines with that kind of voice makes me laugh.

[@Balam_Gordoa]

That's Adastra for the furs out there.

[@emptyjumplow]

@@marcuswestphal4955 yes

[@VicinalGuide69]

Brian, I have bad news for you. The people who want to read Skyrim histories are the same people who want to watch videos about Skyrim books. In this essay I will

[@harrylane4]

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[@CptCoco35]

IS EVERYTHING OKAY AT HOME??

[@2345tomson]

WHERE'S THE ESSAY. But really I would love to have an audio book set with all of these fully voice acted.

[@Karkatrielle]

You will what?!

[@sircatfaceesq578]

Where’s the essay OP?!

[@starwarsfool]

Brian *reads all books in skyrim* *Hermaeus Mora wants to know your location*

[@demonguy5082]

This guy have all the forbidden knowledge in skyrim

[@bweise3]

Lmao

[@calliecalamity8787]

*Hermaeus Mora already knows your location*

[@thecakeisalie652]

😂👏

[@glovedgamer4982]

Oh god. Not him

[@gf-official]

coming back to this after the halo video is like looking at firelord ozai's baby pictures

[@DarthRelkew]

Amen to that

[@JiffyJames85]

Coming to this after Halo is somewhat disappointing. In most videos he has a dry, sarcastic, sometimes self-deprecating, always funny theme running under the sated goal. In this one, he just seems to be doing exactly what he stated he was going to do.

[@saltypumpkin927]

JiffyJames85 it’s impressive to see how much his content has evolved

[@alycias7345]

i appreciate this comment 10/10 reference

[@sydshu5550]

I’m doing the same AND YOU ARE RIGHT

[@andyb2977]

I love that The Book of Fate (which is a blank page) is included in the list of good fiction. The Book of Fate shows the destined fate of the reader. The player's character is a hero, which in TES lore is someone who is unbounded by fate and free to forge their own destiny.

[@fapl985]

Thank you for this, kind strangers. I was trying to find "the book of fate" in a collection I own and was almost losing my mind

[@NigerianCrusader]

AND THERE IS ALSO A BOOK CALLED THE PIRATE

[@lavabiscuits]

​@@NigerianCrusaderis that the fith book of beggar, thief, warrior, king?

[@NigerianCrusader]

NOPE ITS STANDALONE@@lavabiscuits

[@reddsaint2600]

A bit of lore behind that, Our heroes in every game aren't born under any of the star signs on the standing stones, they are technically born under The Prisoner sign. The Warrior takes away the Prisoner's skills, the Thief takes away their possessions, and the Mage takes away their identity. When The Prisoner is freed (and the character customized) it is their symbolic act of becoming anything they desire and being unbound by the Fate of the Aurbis. There are a lot of pages that explain it better than me, but that's the basics.

[@Masomqwwq]

"It's time for the number one book" Me: "it's the lusty a..." "It's NOT the lusty argonian maid" Got me

[@yt_krg]

Timestamp...?

[@Davesoft]

@@yt_krg ..no, you're a timestamp!

[@Masomqwwq]

@@yt_krg 9:22

[@michaelhoback5376]

I was your 1k like 💪

[@JacketCK]

I cried

[@jaywalkin8205]

The cameras be like : 🔼🔽⬅️➡️↙️↘️↪

[@__-rs8kr]

Cant unsee

[@KnightroBlue22]

I don’t think it would have bothered me too much to begin with, but now this is really distracting lol

[@kingkebo3960]

They’re following his eyes

[@Bluemilk92]

No joke, I thought you were going to enter the Konami code.

[@t.h.mcelroy6597]

Damn

[@whymihere86]

If only Brian had learned that Bethesda printed whole collections of the books so he didn't have to print them.

[@polygon]

He loved to print. He just lived for printing.

[@wanamingo4961]

@@polygon polygon why do you say this like he’s dead. Did pat use gnarly wrestling moves to huck him through a table or something.

[@mischiefandmisadventurestu1878]

@@wanamingo4961 brian left polygon

[@blucheavy3282]

@@mischiefandmisadventurestu1878 no he died

[@Argusthecat]

@@polygon "He loved to print. He still does, but he also used to as well."

[@controllerfreak78]

You’re completely wrong. The best book in Skyrim is the one where a little girl has a meeting with some dragons and asks them “how do you speak when your jaws and lips are clearly not designed to create human speech?“ And the dragons respond “the same way our bat like wings carry us when we’re obviously too heavy to fly”

[@simongosimon]

m a g i c k , b a b y

[@taakotuesdays]

according to all known laws of aviation- [I AM SHOT]

[@matthewcampbell3155]

Whats this book called?

[@controllerfreak78]

@i want to commit literal genocide. sadly I don't remember, it's been nearly a decade since I read it and I couldn't find it by googling it

[@aboveaveragecat44]

What about a hot lizard

[@M12GProductions]

If your erection lasts for more than 7 acts, consult your physician.

[@donaldchandler2520]

Such a LArGe and MAgNiFICent piece!

[@sunfeatherX3]

Oh I snortled!

[@vladtepes2667]

If you need me call me

[@TheCheezeFactor]

HA

[@abdelhamidalasasfeh4636]

1000 likes Perfect

[@serenazhang4832]

brian’s brain is the most organized chaos i’ve ever seen

[@mrstarrynite7656]

I read that as Brain's Brian

[@ricochet4674]

"Imma do something weird and random. But by gods name, it will be done correctly"

[@rhileyholmes5287]

@UCiWIfZSqwh5Q_2snvF1EU-Q ughhh this Boi is sexy affff

[@bruvmoment1139]

Organized and chaos? so Brian is Jyggalag and Sheogorath all in one

[@VibeDPyro]

I wish to be taught this power

[@giggityguy]

The Real Barenziah is like fanfiction, in that it starts out incredibly horny as the main character screws everyone in sight, and then gets way too real and horribly depressing as the author gets bogged down in lore and heavy storytelling.

[@jewelv1600]

IM SORRY W H A T

[@giggityguy]

@@jewelv1600 Oh yeah, apparently "all young dunmer are promiscuous" and she has lots of partners when she's young. And then she gets caught up in numerous political love affairs and becomes the mistress of Tiber Septim himself, most of the people she loves end up dying, she falls out of favor with Talos, and gets tricked into revealing the Staff of Chaos by Jagar Tharn. At least, that's what I remember from reading it several years ago

[@argella1300]

@@jewelv1600 yep. Then you meet her granddaughter in Skyrim during the Thieve’s Guild quest line!

[@ahobbit1273]

@@giggityguy That feels like a fantasy version of Roxana by Daniel Defoe 🤔 (Which is also terrible btw)

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

@@giggityguy also feels very fanfic-y where she pops out a few kids who are then barely mentioned again

[@ValueNetwork]

“History is so boring”: the guy who has spent hours overanalysing the history of the sonic the hedgehog production bible.

[@graafitusberitus3670]

Writing history thats litterally made up is less boring than reading history

[@Brickedup4life]

THE WHAT Edit: when I read this I imagined a version of the bible where the people are replaced by sonic characters

[@kninenights]

Mr Random look up sonic bible Brian David Gilbert. It’s worth it. Trust me.

[@Silverwind87]

That wasn't history, that was GOSPEL!

[@ashley5515]

Didn’t he also read the Geneva Convention

[@DJ_Penguin]

"I read everything, I am the keeper of the picture" This man needs his own NPC in the Arcanaeum with a bunch of lines from this video. Modders I'm looking at you

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

I want Urag to just randomly shout "SKYYRIM BOOK REPOOOOORRT!"

[@CarlosFadiga]

OH, GOD. YES, PLEASE!

[@tuesdaynext7370]

He could give you a quest where you have to bring him a copy of all of Jarth's books.

[@Clicint]

Low key want a small quest line where you can hear this entire rant.

[@m0nkeywrench]

Nah he'd probably be wandering through Apocrypha at this point

[@atticuso3831]

He’s not exaggerating about The Chronicles of Nchuleft. I read the whole thing. It’s all like that.

[@Shazam-rj9js]

You poor, poor soul. WHY

[@Ahmed-vk8pv]

Can you tell me more about general Rkungthunch? Was he a dwemer by any chance?

[@Gh0StF1sHy]

@@Ahmed-vk8pv Just going by the name; I would think so.

[@Punchy-Mango]

I carry that book around as a grim reminder

[@atticuso3831]

Ahmed He was a dumb bitch and the only information I retained from the book was that A) I hated reading it and B) No he wasn’t a dwemer they were ruins when he got there the dwemer were gone

[@beebix247]

Brian, I've got some potentially sad news: Waughin Jarth is probably dead. He's a Breton author who was around during the late third era, which means it's unlikely he'd be alive by the time of Skyrim as he'd be well over 200 years old.

[@pedrojose660]

Time for a necromancer to get him back on the writing table

[@ZoraHimself]

​@@pedrojose660Let's hope he'll find a particular disk and not mistakes the names

[@goranpersson7726]

or he could go the boring route and idk show up as a ghost or something

[@redthunderbird7332]

So he really is like the Tolkien of Skyrim

[@plugshirt1762]

@@goranpersson7726 Yeah like being dead means nothing in the elder scrolls lol half the important characters we meet are dead

[@LastTheNoel]

Fun tip for you Skyrim lore nerds: there is a website called The Imperial Library that has every single piece of written media from every single game.

[@troyna77]

Ty

[@aidanquiett668]

Thanks, should make actually reading the chronological books easier then

[@Syrange13]

UESP.net also has that, along with detailed information on literally everything in the games. Best elder scrolls resource by far, better than wikia stuff.

[@nathanhorton8873]

Oh dear god...

[@MethuselahWinter]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! T H A N K Y O U!!

[@Melmyel]

"316,000 words" Fanfic readers: Oh, that's average

[@ayeseejay2457]

Gotta get those numbers up, those are rookie numbers

[@angelmarianna8863]

Same

[@matieskiart5990]

Me, casually reading a 2 million word fic: IVE BEEN ATTACKED

[@Silverwind87]

Homestucks: You sweet summer child, you babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance.

[@thechangamire3495]

@@Silverwind87 I've only heard legends and they scared me.

[@GlitchCrunch]

Can we have BDG and the rest of the Polygon staff perform the whole Lusty Argonian Maid play?

[@TamaCinema69]

Chris Brinkley I need this to happen

[@JMarchel]

PLEASE

[@TamaCinema69]

May Bracy you doubt their theatrical strength?

[@TamaCinema69]

@@voiceofsaph3225 It is my belief that they are the ultimate thespians.

[@KamekFox]

Chris Brinkley the maid should be a random lizard they find somewhere

[@Fishystyxx]

He mentioned fast traveling by worm and I said out loud "Oh yeah that one!"

[@polygon]

oh worm

[@Jamixiy]

Out of all the comments, mr. Polygon decided to give this comment the spotlight. Congrats!

[@TheHdlichtner]

SHAI HULUD

[@kraztar]

i love how when he says "what gives you the right to decide whats good writing" he says he read all the skyrim books and not HE HAS A CREATIVE WRITING DEGREE!

[@williamvalorious4403]

With both he would have such a power to say what is good fiction

[@larslowther1495]

If you need a degree in creative writing...

[@CuriousKey]

@@larslowther1495 Exactly. How many of the great modern authors had degrees in creative writing? You know, the ones who grew up/went to college when creative writing degrees were already popular? I can't think of one.

[@finchhawthorne1302]

qwerp poiuytre creative writing degrees don’t teach you how to decide what’s good.

[@iamtheonewhotrulyasked]

@@finchhawthorne1302 Reading all 337 books does though, ya dingus.

[@ricomarez7834]

Boy he is using those 3 cameras

[@melissalayton213]

Yes got a little too much at the end

[@grizz4321]

Ya I had to look away because it just became too much...

[@sbeveguggenheim4935]

Bethesda pulls this stuff all the time. When making Oblivion they gave Sir Patrick Stewart and ENTIRE BINDER about the character he voices. A character that lives for a solid 5 minutes.

[@Liggliluff]

But if I recall it, he still loved readin it and getting into the character, even though it was just 5 minutes. But I can't find any information about this binder even.

[@johnpage1622]

@@Liggliluff Oblivion behind the scenes... There was a bonus disc that came with the Oblivion Special Edition.

[@har-binger7645]

I dream to be that extra one day

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

@Ben Affleck Is An Ok Actor The thing is, you really don't _need_ a binder's worth of details to educate someone on the importance of Uriel Septim. Going that far to ensure a VA has an accurate grasp on a character with, like, eight lines in the game he's in is very extra.

[@MadMusic26]

“I read every book in Skyrim!” Me: Wow, that’s impressive! “I printed it out in 5.5 font.” Me: Wow, this guy is mad!

[@TobiasFangorIsntCis]

💯

[@jameshart2622]

You must be new here.

[@IstasPumaNevada]

There's a reason the series is called "Unraveled". :D

[@MysterousBear]

For anyone on PC, just a heads up that there's an awesome audiobook mod that collected a bunch of voice actors to read almost all of these books. When you pick one up, you get the option to start the audio book. It's actually a really awesome way to experience them, whilst hunting deer or organizing cheese wheels or whatever people do in skyrim after 10 years of playing it

[@arx3516]

When books become holotapes.

[@Secret07261]

The Elder Scrolls: Borderlands

[@valentinfranco4528]

I thought it was ported to console?

[@hmmyou2544]

@@newguy371 ...yes you can?

[@hmmyou2544]

@@newguy371 Skyrim Special Edition LITERALLY has a built in modding system fully supported, included and endorsed by Bethesda

[@Godsgrampa38]

Random Guy: "Oh, so you're a Skyrim fan? Name every book in it." Brian David Gilbert: "I'll do you one better."

[@jvpro2076]

Ok so I have come to the conclusion that Brian is a simp for lizards since the lusty argonian maid is short and only has innuendos

[@sheath420]

Ah, perfect, 337 likes

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

@@jvpro2076 scalie

[@jvpro2076]

@@VincentGonzalezVeg if this word is gonna mean the reptile version of furries then I don't wanna be credited in its creation

[@the-anhpham3364]

@@jvpro2076 dont worry, it does mean that but, you werent the first its been like this since 2020

[@basil5435]

“beggar, thief, warrior, king” is my favorite song by the oh hellos

[@peaceflowerstudios6833]

This!

[@emtheplatypus337]

I love you

[@Silverwind87]

There will come a beggar who asks you for some change, He needs to get out of this place, oh ley oh lie oh lord.

[@shootingstarbit]

I understood that reference

[@rachelarruda1475]

You win at life

[@mylahobbit1815]

in case you need context for how big *316k words* is, the longest Harry Potter book (Order of the Phoenix) is 257k words. A Game Of Thrones (the 1st book in the series) is 298k. The entire 7 book series of the Chronicles of Narnia is 345k. The Lord of the Rings trilogy is 481k. War and Peace is 561k. It is longer than any single book in the Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Chronicles of Narnia series. it's a LOT avg adult reading speed (according to I Googled It Once And This Is What It Said) is 200-250 words per minute. Let's say Brian can read 250 wpm. 316,000 divided by 250 is 1,264 minutes, or *21 hours and 4 minutes* When he said "multiple 8-hour days" that means he read skyrim for *3 straight days* (3x8 is 24, let's say the excess ≈3 hours is lunch/bathroom breaks) I know this came out like 3 years ago but I am still in awe. I consider myself an avid reader but DUDE

[@martin6613-j3y]

@E. Strnad yeah especially if you consider that this is well... kind of his job

[@sylvy16]

I mean i finished reading order of the phoenix in like two days, and i woke at like 6 pm on one of those days cause i was sick.

[@joshwhite5730]

You know lord of the rings is one book

[@mylahobbit1815]

​@@joshwhite5730 yeah while it is technically all one book it's most well-known today as a trilogy, so i just wanted to be clear

[@danielclemann1715]

Dude this is just my Tuesday I read 300k words like way to much

[@gummyguppy3785]

*walks into Starbucks with acoustic guitar* "Ooooooh there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red-"

[@lordzeuscannon6400]

this needs to happen

[@Flowtail]

i wonder if, someday, i'll understand the joke here.. probably not :)

[@hel2727]

I believe in you Gallag.

[@conios9141]

IKRR

[@Flowtail]

@@hel2727 kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpXNaHiMf8SgqqM i believe this song and its awkward presentation has, maybe ironically, become the "play wonderwall" of video game circles thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. **clap* *clap* *clap**

[@lunasmith9367]

The first Skyrim book I legitimately decided to read was Alduin is Real. I was immediately captured by the horrible lack of grammar.

[@yanivproselkov4555]

Oh man that one was so funny

[@jamesiorio2558]

Was it written that way on purpose

[@bionicalloy1619]

Jimbo yes because it is a uneducated nord who wrote it but he was correct 100% which is very ironic

[@akrinornoname2769]

And he ent Akatosh

[@Anarcho_Insurrection]

You got to love that irony

[@l0v3l4c3]

This video is basically Hermaeus Mora having a mental breakdown while speaking to the dragonborn about all the knowledge he has except Hermaeus Mora is less sexy than David Brian Gilbert

[@guesswho2778]

hmm... tentacles...

[@PauaP]

HAY! This comment section is kink shame free. If you wanna bang Hermaeus Mora (in tentacle form) go and follow your deams!

[@ECSizemore]

Not to me

[@aboredguywithaninternetcon4663]

He's actually secretly Hermaeus mora's new champion and got that title after doing this

[@aboredguywithaninternetcon4663]

Also "DRAGONBORN!" "Aw, crap, he's mad at me." "I just read every single book in tamriel!" "I'm regretting becoming your champion." "HAVE YOU HEARD OF WAUGIN JARTH?!"

[@josephdbeecher]

Remember when Unraveled started, and Brian was just like, neurotic, instead of channeling eldritch madness?

[@alepenagorbe9135]

No

[@bloodbond3]

It's been over a year and I still think about "RIVETING" and "HOW DARE YOU JETTISON MY GIFT?!" As a Brian, I concede that BDG is the best Brian.

[@loofig6939]

Brian Cuellar that was legendary

[@ihaveaname699]

And you'd be second best. :D

[@davysmith1934]

You're a close second in my book buddy :)

[@ink9426]

what about brian cranston

[@Erinndraper]

Legends has it, he films this all on one camera multiple times

[@aggrave790]

​@@ellacsarno411 It's a joke you walnut

[@ellacsarno411]

@@aggrave790 yaaa i shouldnt be writing comments overcoffeinated at 3am

[@sacex594]

@@aggrave790 love the use of the word walnut haha

[@aggrave790]

@@sacex594 Thanks I definitely stole it from something but I don't remember what.

[@Void-cn6rn]

Just reading this comment hurts me.

[@cryptiddmashups0011]

3:29 is probably my favorite part of the video, the way he says *R I V E T I N G* will always crack me up

[@JDRetrolUtion]

It's so powerful I love BDG

[@friendlyellipse]

this man has now caused me to unironically say "rIVETING" in everyday conversation and i dont know whether to curse or thank him

[@user-pp5oh9ee1k]

Ellie Peltz unironically?

[@nephdrummond3168]

_ Correct, as in they aren’t doing it purposefully to reference him as a joke, but they do it without thinking, genuinely it’s become a real reaction they have. I’ve had it happen with a few comedians, it’s weird but fun

[@user-pp5oh9ee1k]

Neph Drummond yeah, but the way that he used it was ironically, so if they just used it like he used it instead of as a reference to him using it it is still ironically.

[@nephdrummond3168]

_ It may or may not technically correct, but that’s what they meant and how it’s used.

[@2cheetahseatingapumpkin502]

_ He may have used it ironically but that doesn’t at all mean that OP uses it ironically. That’s not really how picking up other’s lingo works. You start to subconsciously use it, whether ironically or unironically, and then it just seeps into your natural dialogue.

[@jackthefrog80085]

I give two shits about a king who lost a war seven hundred years ago

[@johnpepito6514]

Yeet

[@GuardianAngle1]

Everyone does, they just don't know it. August, Saturday, etc.

[@eoincronin6146]

I give three tbh

[@frost_d_jageryt4333]

@@eoincronin6146 I give three hundred shites!

[@PortalBreaker.]

slow down there ^

[@lizardgirl43]

Doesn’t include The Lusty Argonian Maid because it’s 7 acts. The number one book is “four books actually”

[@chlorbleicher]

True

[@falloutdude2308]

bruh

[@bambina_bren]

I was waiting for someone to bring this up

[@igedekrishnaadi4898]

If you have read the book, you should watch kobayashi dragon maid

[@D0cSwiss]

You do not need 5 hours of smut acted in front of you, and reading it isn't as good either

[@booboogunner]

They need to put this man in Elder Scrolls 6 as a book keeper or something to honor his work

[@argella1300]

Christofunk Well Shirley Curry is already gonna be in there, so why not?

[@oddacity5883]

Make Brian as Shirley’s assistant, maybe?

[@ziggyhfx8202]

It would be amazing if he was a bard screaming about stories

[@tarekmoneimsaid]

The Keeper of the Picture

[@gingainfinity1034]

Like shitesda will care enough

[@michaeltraina7646]

My favorite was this blind bandits book, and it having absolutely no text at all. Just a blank book. Made me actually laugh out loud

[@CahtodeRay]

Ahh, I but didn't you notice the braile?

[@TheRundownRabbit]

My friends, The Lusty Argonian Maid is both academic AND instructional.

[@red_boi9059]

It taught me how to polish spears. But for sone reason I have yet to find spears on my travels.

[@auspiciouspotato3515]

serious li Use mods and you can download Spears and other “spears “.

[@MrSneakySunday]

Before you bake bread you must let it rise

[@verified7950]

I used to use the picture you used for the longest time. I called myself dady smuirf

[@xStatiik]

2

[@grimoire_of_light8209]

3:29 at the end of all that the way he just says “R I V E T I N G” it kills me

[@adamushu]

I quote it all the time now.

[@molly6334]

same! it is so hilarious. i dunno why lmao

[@Irish_Enderman]

Same

[@Khazuldar]

3:58 for the “R I V E T I N G”

[@leeblock9573]

I literally decided to rewatch this video just for the "R I V E T I N G" lmao

[@RetroAllianceGaming]

"Tolkien did the world a disservice by convincing fantasy writer's that they need to chronicle every single second" As a fantasy writer... THANK YOU.

[@rizahawkeyepierce1380]

Yeah, A. It was his life's work, that's not something you can just pull out of your ass in a week, and 2. That's how you only publish like 5 books in your life.

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

I've been working on a universe for almost 9 months now (longer than some people work on their children) and basic backstory; monarchy was overthrown cause the king burnt his 6yo son alive, all the records for the rulers before then were destroyed, only folk tales and records in other places survived. So now, if I want to chuck in some cool ancient hero I can, and just have that be fine, and if I want to leave 7000 years of a blank slate; I can. Records got destroyed all the time throughout history. If it wasn't something undeniable and important enough to be documented, then it's unlikely that it'll be recorded, and if it is, it's even more unlikely that everyone will have the same version. Make it inconsistent. Make things be forgotten. Whether you know the truth in your head or not; preach to faulty record keeping. Get wild. Have fun with it.

[@Gejmi]

Just to add on your comment from a different perspective. Think of it this way: Imagine that you knew you will continue to live on for an absurd amount of years... 400 000 years let's say! Would you keep your phone as a memento to this era? Keep it and make sure it survives another 1000 years so that at one point you can sell it as a historical artifact, or preach to your great great grea x100 grandchildren about the age that to them would be equal to a stone age culture for us, or even better, it would be magic to them if there was a big cataclysm or sth? No, you wouldn't! It's an everyday object that serves it's purpose. Heck, you wouldn't even remember most "epic moments of history" in a lifespan of 400 000 years.

[@Yal_Rathol]

@@rizahawkeyepierce1380 especially considering that tolkien was a linguist and not a writer by trade, meaning he spent a lot of time in screaming matches with everyone who edited his books, because he was making up words and language structures as he wrote and had to convince every publisher that they were legitimate and intentional. he also apparently stated that he wrote the books in such a way as to make a movie based on them impossible, but that might be apocryphal. so the lord of the rings is obtuse on purpose.

[@___xyz___]

@@rizahawkeyepierce1380 It's the 21st century. Authors ought to pull literature out of their ass and get cash. Actually no, authors should write whatever they feel like just for jokes and steal money from the poor. But honestly, it's such a waste of time to write books and do so seriously like Tolkien. Just get a job at a tax office and buy stocks in fast food chains.

[@stocktonjoans]

my favorite thing about the Lusty Argoinian maid is that it's basicly a neon sign that says "The owner of this book is DTF"

[@anyaklum8757]

Brian gives off a very specific "let's do the fork in the garbage disposal" energy

[@doctorwholover1012]

"I am going to throw myself into the sea" "OH MY GOD GUYS KIKI'S DEAD!! SHE YESS-ED TO DEATH! WE GOTTA YES HARD ENOUGH TO REVIVE HER!"

[@Teague92]

I would give you a like but you're at 666 already

[@onesadfrog]

why is this??? accurate??

[@akiramakara2062]

I hate how accurate that is

[@zzzcocopepe]

Brian is the fork and the books are the garbage disposal

[@raven3864]

Idiots: Fifty Shades Of Grey Me, an intellectual: The Lusty Argonian Maid

[@josephsmith246]

Sexy lizard > actual people

[@Snakekitty94]

The sultry argonian bard

[@Silverwind87]

I mean both have the same level of foreplay.

[@rocknrevolt938]

@@Snakekitty94 so just a bard.

[@Akira-ss6cm]

Argonian or Draconian?

[@sicksalt7765]

“Hey Todd???” The sign of a Polygon man in pain

[@mejhdhhicbfshihids652]

Operatic Egg This Is The Nugg

[@targetbuddy5]

I would legitimately pay for a stage play version of The Lusty Argonian Maid with BDG as the lead actor.

[@matheusexpedito4577]

💀

[@Lolavs]

I don't know who this strange well dressed nerd is, but I am in love with him.

[@gamingbitchface6823]

I just came down here to the comments section to say, "so it's not just me, right? Everyone's in love with him?"

[@Lolavs]

@@gamingbitchface6823 He's soooooo dreamy...

[@Lolavs]

@Anthony White The tie.

[@shahin1339]

if u think his dreamy then im angel from heaven ... :D :)) jk

[@arminho21]

@@shahin1339 wtf

[@1999worldjacob]

*plays skyrim* *opens the lusty argonian maid* *one handed skill increased to 100*

[@moppsis1897]

Lmao

[@ChaosWolf1982]

There's actually a mod that gives you a One-Handed skillup upon acquiring a copy of TLAM...

[@tomfisher6258]

Huh my 2 handed skill increased altho my character is argonion 😉😉

[@leandrofod]

@@tomfisher6258 would be more realistic if it was for Orcs

[@larsulle3842]

This comment is amazing

[@sampletext4481]

*I read All 337 books in Skyrim* Weird flex but ok

[@feedandseed5632]

Gay

[@gamaltk]

Didn't expect that reaction but that's ok

[@qwerty49424]

I commented just bcoz

[@opolyk9231]

perfect meme fit

[@darthrevan8737]

So "weird flex but okay" is getting kinda famous Weird flex but okay

[@LiamShen-v2u]

My personal favorite book in Skyrim is Racial Phylogeny, because, "... it is by no means clear whether the Argonians should be classified with dreugh, men, mer, or (in this author's opinion), certain tree-dwelling lizards in Black Marsh." I'm not quite sure why, but that line gets me every time.

[@plugshirt1762]

its just so funny how casually racist like half the books in these games are to every race without exception

[@Silverwind87]

@@plugshirt1762 This a problem pervasive in the high fantasy genre.

[@MistaOppritunity]

@@Silverwind87 Why is it a problem? Racism is a thing that would 100% exist in that setting, and it should be there for the player to either have the chance to combat it(such as when you can persuade the argonian dock workers employer to pay them the same wages a nord receives) or ignore it or enable it.

[@thanoschin962]

@@Silverwind87the other dude who replied has a point, the intent was clearly there to make it racist, but not because they are racist but to be faithful to how the world would realistically develop with vastly different races/species (very unclear sometimes)

[@sinom]

316k words? That's the size of a good fanfic.

[@absolutcabbagery3661]

Good fiction

[@cloudyar6726]

Goooood fiction

[@bleachitwhite]

on this watch I was definitely like, hold on a sec, Embers by Vathara is 700,000+ words, 300,000 is sizable but it’s not wild

[@thewolfofthestars1847]

Everyone, reply with the biggest fanfic you've ever read! Mine is 789,589 words long (according to the AO3 word counter).

[@SaitosaBard]

@@thewolfofthestars1847 Around 1.3 million words was probably the largest one I've read in its entirety.

[@netowner666]

"There's no way you can maintain that kind of erotic tension for seven acts" *cries in 400k words slow-burn enemies-to-friends-to-lovers fanfic*

[@baguettegott3409]

I feel that.

[@lord_of_the_flies_6429]

Lol you’re actually right about this.

[@nikkoa.3639]

No lie, I wanna read that.

[@michi4066]

YES. THIS.

[@tekakiuluy3221]

@아니네 But its a vkoooook

[@gitadine]

Polygon did such a great job hiring Brian

[@moxbagel]

Hard agree. I just wish we still had Week in Review or some other musical outlet for this good good boy.

[@evanholt1752]

Have you seen his cover letter? How could they not!

[@technotrapper]

BDG: ITS OVER 312,000 WORDS!! *fan fic writers/ readers laughing maniacally in the distance *

[@SnailHatan]

Ew.

[@rantatouille7178]

Ew.

[@Henrex2000]

C0DA

[@anartoast]

Ew.

[@mohamad5762]

My exact thoughts.

[@monberg1000]

To everyone who wants to read the 58 books that Polygon rated "good fiction." (In alphabetical order.) 16 Accords of Madness, v. VI-IX-XII A Dance in Fire, v1-v2-v3-v4-v5-v6-v7 A Game at Dinner Advances in Lockpicking Aevar Stone-Singer Ahzirr Traajijazeri Argonian Account, Book 1-2-3-4 Beggar Breathing Water Chance's Folly Feyfolken I-II-III Flight from the Thalmor Incident at Necrom King Kolb & the Dragon Love Poem Mannimarco, King of Worms Mystery of Talara v1-v2-v3-v4-v5 Ode to the Tundrastriders Palla, Volume 1-2 Purloined Shadows Response to Bero's Speech Sacred Witness Sithis Song of Hrormir The Armorer's Challenge The Black Arrow, v1-v2 The Book of Fate The Dowry The Exodus The Marksmanship Lesson The Red Book of Riddles The Refugees The Windhelm Letters Thief Wabbajack Warrior Words and Philosophy Words of Clan Mother Ahnissi

[@BurkinaFaso69]

I oof'ed a little when I couldn't find Hallgerd's Tale and Immortal Blood

[@rootintootinnewton]

Thank you, good sir.

[@Daralima.]

Where is the doors of oblivion QwQ

[@monberg1000]

@@rootintootinnewton You're welcome. :) I initially made this list for my own use. But then i thought, others might be glad if I shared it.

[@Simon-ow6td]

Thanks fpr this! I was looking some generous soul to have done this the first time I watched the video. Now Im glad I checked the comments again on a re-watch :)

[@iPyroNigma]

I demand the Lusty Argonian Maid dramatic reading.

[@BloodCat22]

Yes, yes, yes.

[@s1nd3rr0z3]

Plenty of time my sweet, plenty of time.

[@nightcollapse]

Lusty Argonian Maid or anarchy

[@friend_xtra]

Dexter Badger AJ why not both?

[@wastedwraith3117]

I would enjoy

[@ezraavaliani2773]

I dont care if I know the videos by heart, im going to watch the entire series again for the the 30th time.

[@Fi___]

Oh wow this got a heart

[@thewatcher9237]

@@Fi___ a heart for a heart.

[@artnerd3727]

Haha exactky

[@julialungan4722]

@@cable7763 hol' up, *anymore* ?

[@impossible9092]

i for sure thought i was the only one who did this

[@ob2kenobi388]

NOTE: Something that Brian didn't mention was that _The Argonian Account_ is actually the sequel series to _A Dance In Fire,_ both of which feature Decumus Scotti. If you decide to read TAA, you should consider reading ADIF first (although ADIF is 7 books while TAA is only 4, and according to Brian TAA is better, so I'm not gonna break down your door if you decide to just read TAA straight away).

[@_narrows]

I'm reading them all. _Just to jettison your gift._

[@abdur1996]

I like how Polygon just hearted "Physical Mainfestaion of Cancer"

[@liamthrelfall4642]

Do IT!

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

...Cancer is generally a... physical thing.

[@Chaos-Clips]

What I like most about this comment is that I don't know if you're telling the truth or not

[@AgainstThisWorld]

I will read because it will improve my english

[@DCSunspot]

"No one has ever enjoyed writing or reading an academic paper" is a completely true sentence and I feel very strongly about it.

[@Jesse__H]

I have, but it's like 1 in 10 at best

[@TheHortoman]

The trick is cherrypickin so you only read academic papers you enjoy

[@KnightMirkoYo]

I've actually enjoyed both writing and reading papers, but yeah, I had opportunities to choose topics that were interesting to me at the time

[@comandantethorn9929]

that quote comes from the guy who has spend a bit more than a year now with a series almost always reading way too much academic papers xd

[@falconbanshee]

literally busy procrastinating by having this video open while trying to write a journal article I really don't want to anymore

[@Lucy-fn9rj]

waughin jarth looks like what would happen if you tried to describe a human purely from memory to an alien sketch artist

[@mixiekins]

My mind immediately went to the changelings in Star Trek DS9.

[@Silverwind87]

So does his name.

[@grime2381]

"Don't read them!" Me: _That sign won't stop me because I cant read_ wait...

[@dylanswales9511]

Necromantic romance? So like zom-rom-com

[@sumdud2129]

I like your style

[@ezekielmartin4323]

Marry me

[@slightlyuncomfortable]

That's just Santa Clarita Diet.

[@cjvscripter]

Shaun of the Dead?

[@hughjass2024]

zom?

[@therealneal9980]

“History is BOORRRINGGGG” As a history major, I feel that.

[@MsKariYagami]

Imagine Sheo's voice (aka Wes Johnson) saying that, friend.

[@waynepurcell6058]

SOME history is boring. Migration and war history is never boring. History of the common bowl and spoon would be boring. Things like Norse history, the Mongols, or the Great Plague isn't. I can spend hours just reading about or listening to knowledgeable people talk about ancient weapons and armor and their history.

[@Aplesedjr]

Wayne Purcell some migration and war history is very boring. A lot of the wars that were started over the dumbest things and resulted in no gain whatsoever can get boring after the 100th time.

[@michaelhenry3234]

@@Aplesedjr Sometimes I find the stupid and pointless history to be fun because the stupidity and pointlessness is amusing.

[@Aplesedjr]

Michael Henry there’s a level just above that though. The point where something was really pointless or stupid but not pointless or stupid enough to be amusing. It’s like the movies that are so bad they’re funny, but there’s also just bad movies.

[@MandJTV]

I just read Palla because I wanted to know the twist and WHOO did it get me

[@gundhamyaboitanaka8106]

Hi Michael.

[@muhmdJiddan12]

I like to see you name a dragon type pokemon from skyrim, like paarthurnax or odahviig

[@haileyniebrugge7117]

Hi michael

[@alexanderjoshbustamante3203]

wait u watch these vids?

[@pandamech3599]

Steel type castform

[@rodguy35]

What a funny guy, I hope his employer gives him health insurance

[@HenrikoMagnifico]

"history is boring" - video made for fans who are invested in a game's lore and history

[@callmenorman631]

Henriko Magnifico we are kinda boring.

[@AnthonySmith-sc4zs]

I enjoyed the accounts of Mzelfenkelt or whatever. Seriously. Both him and Bzaltenzalft. Okay that was my lame attempt at being funny, But I literally enjoyed every historical book I came across, especially the ones about Dwemer lore because their civilization fascinated me.

[@Shortymack420]

@Mendes idk I like it all

[@Hail2TheGun]

I've had to pause this video after he said that to come and make this comment. He has the songs of Pelinal in his "boring" category, and I just have to wonder what fucking life he lives that the stories of a racist time travelling robot are fucking boring.

[@Hail2TheGun]

"I don't care about Barenziah, it's boring" DID YOU MISS THE BOOK WITH THE THORNED KHAJIT COCK? YOU THINK BARBED CAT MAN PENIS IS BORING?

[@blonded0532]

Those 8 writers deserve paid retirement for the rest of their days

[@cloutdracula807]

For real tho

[@pumpkinpartysystem]

everyone does

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@pumpkinpartysystem no. If this was a fair world you'd have to earn that which these writers have

[@pumpkinpartysystem]

If this was fair everyone would get that by default. Everyone should have everything they need by default and I think a system that doesn't provide that, and instead forces people to suffer, like the one we have now, is a system in need of massive change.

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@pumpkinpartysystem no that's wrong. People have to EARN their keep. If you cant earn your food and living you shouldn't want it.

[@JohnD27018]

KZbin recommended coming in pretty clutch at 1am

[@thomasfolkerts6754]

I was going to like your comment, but then saw it was at 420 likes and withheld it

[@nate7594]

Exactly the same for me

[@Dvariak]

rip aniki PepeHands

[@majapaja_]

Thief was like the first book i found and omg let me tell you i was enthralled by the story, and excited to find the other three

[@SnowblindOtter]

Lusty Argonian Maid should be an honorable mention, just because they had the balls to write actually somewhat decent erotica about an adulterous affair between a human and his lizard maid _AND_ hide it in a video game that is so broad that they might never even see it.

[@crtki4825]

somewhat decent

[@damnwtf3968]

it's pretty badly written

[@byakuyatogami2905]

Now I wanna read this dragon maid fanfic

[@MerYerTerb]

It's awfully written what do you mean 😂

[@Ryotaiku]

Lusty Argonain Maid was written for Morrowind. You have no goddamn idea how much suggestive content is in Morrowind.

[@mtndewprettygud6416]

The video we never knew we needed

[@Hashazer]

True

[@Blame_Wayne]

Facts

[@willoospence]

Oh I knew... And I waited, for I don't have the will to read them all

[@ulysseslenka4739]

True

[@vond5829]

Then we did

[@landfam4]

My favorite line from begger has to be "during pregnancy, the queen had been more than twice as wide as she was tall, and the act of delivery took three months and six days after it had begun"

[@diegolarrea7932]

It literally just hit me that all the skyrim books combined are longer than Ulysses and the first book of a song of ice and fire wtf bethesda

[@nubreed13]

Crazy part is even normal games can have 1000s of pages of dialog.

[@samrust4366]

Hey please let BDG do another video(s) of staged readings of all the poetry in skyrim

[@funymonkee]

I would pay real earth money for this

[@Keyonne88]

He should do a reading of those 4 books be suggested.

[@casir.7407]

video game theater: the long awaited sequel

[@johncoleman1930]

I WANT THIS SO BAD!!!

[@TheMinecraftJockey]

Why not all the books in Oblivion?

[@missingtexture1996]

Lusty argonian maid - oral tradition Lusty argonian maid Vol.1. Lusty argonian maid Vol. 2. Lusty argonian maid Folio. Lusty argonian maid, a song. Sultry argonian bard. Fair argonian maiden. That’s all you need.

[@강남훈-f7r]

Mmm

[@NotSaddamHussein]

Lusty argonian footman is my favorite pub.

[@stephenl3974]

The combined volumes of Lusty Argonian Maid Vol 1&2 with the DLC is my favorite book of all time

[@missingtexture1996]

Stephen L the Folio, is one of my most important piece in my collection.

[@missingtexture1996]

Butt Monkey onr of them is in ESO, probably that’s the reason, and most of the books that aren’t Vol 1 and 2 are fairly obscure. For instance, there is only one copy of the Lusty Argonian Maid Folio.

[@jellybelly8672]

The thing is that a lot of the literary analysis of historical, mythological, and even “eh” texts are important to the lore. “Alduin is Reel,” which was in your Eh section, shows the concept of mirrors, how different cultures *literally* shape gods, something confirmed by multiple other books like the Monomyth or even out of game lore like Shor, Son of Shor. Also the sermons of Vivec are a master class in metaphorical analysis.

[@UnwantedSteel]

Teacher- “make sure to read 15 books over break” me- “time to head to the college of winterhold”

[@KatBaumgarten]

Me: i don't have time to read five scientific articles everyday, my teacher's expectations are way too high Also me: ah yes time to re-read and chronologically organize my entire elder scrolls library

[@apizzagaming7489]

Its a good place to find books 😄📚

[@IndependentOreo]

Katrin Baumgarten right???

[@nicole_hagedorn]

Honestly, I have been reading books from oblivion for my Final project.. why not

[@apizzagaming7489]

@@nicole_hagedorn There's books in Oblivion? 😮

[@riaowhaiwhn3525]

"rrrRRRRIVITING" "mythicaaaaaaaaaal stories" "eEH" "Waughin Jarth" "Im a big jArTh hEaD" "Decumus Scotti" "you have to fast travel by, being eaten alive with a worm? thats great" "it's just so flavourful, and thats why im a jarth head"

[@Pantsmode]

"HEY TODD! WhAT THE FuUCK???" "History's so bOOOORIIIIIIIIIING. *aAAA-* "

[@sirpineapple2486]

"jARTH, YA DID IT AGAIN!"

[@maddi6132]

"Who doesn't love a little erotic lizard fiction?"

[@MrAceofspades627]

"HOW COULD YOU JETTISON MY GIFT?!"

[@luminatron]

_(inhales)_ *_N O O O O O O O O - -_*

[@pyronei]

5.5 font? what is this, a book for ants?

[@zeropr0ductions631]

r/thingsforants

[@starcubey]

r/thisIsKZbinNotReddit

[@starcubey]

r/oopsIMeantToTagZeroProductionsAlsoSorryForBeingRudeMaybeIShouldHaveUsedSlashS

[@billfletcher3966]

3 times bigger than this !!!!

[@soggycatgirl]

There's a sub for people who link subreddits outside of Reddit. I'm not gonna link it, because that would be counter-intuitive

[@pickle2654]

Took a break from reading an academic book on history to watch this, spat my drink all over the desk when he said 'nobody has ever enjoyed writing or reading an academic paper'

[@deathmetalanddoom]

"How _dare_ you jettison my gift!" is definitely my new favourite phrase.

[@ksporty15]

LOL more like ILC... I literally chortled

[@TheNerdyPunk]

What does it mean? Or referencing?

[@Silverwind87]

I bore this burden! For you!

[@jubjub7673]

Unintellectual: I play Skyrim for the plot Slightly less unintellectual: I play Skyrim for the rag doll physics Slight intellectual: I play Skyrim for the mods Genius: I play Skyrim for the B O O K S

[@snowfeather9621]

jUb JuB Is it bad that I just kept playing to break into houses and steal + read all the books I could find and throw them out in the woods later because I had too many of them? Yes? Shit.

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

mega genius: play the game for the furry character

[@manuel2824]

*ASSORTED BOOKS*

[@karkatvantas9557]

I guess that makes me a genius then. The little stream under the bridge in front of Whiterun's main gate is clogged up with duplicate copies of books I already owned. I wanted a place to drop them that I wouldn't notice looked horribly ugly.

[@hockyjocky4]

jUb JuB I guess I’m a super unintellectual because I play just to kill *things*

[@HellScribbles]

You know, I've been playing Skyrim recently, it's my first playthrough, I came across one of the books Brian recommended completely by chance, it was just sitting on the floor in a dungeon, now I make sure to mouse over each book I come across just to see if I recognize the name. Hell I even picked up The Chronicles of Nchulef just to see how bad it was (it's bad), this video really made me appreciate the flavor text when normally I would skip over it, I've made it my own little out of game in game quest to find all 58 books Brian recommended, so thank you Brian, I have not jettisoned your gift.

[@josegonzalez-sn5it]

A true men of culture. Good Reading for you.

[@pigeon1178]

It seems the 🎶 Skyrim Book Report 🎶 has served you well

[@stacyowl1658]

you know a video is legendary when your brain plays it in your head out of nowhere even after 4 years

[@Cheddar_Wizard]

Went through the same motion. This Brian Gilbert guy is a KZbin legend for me.

[@MnemonicHeadTrip]

True

[@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988]

I was getting a bus and as I climbed its stairs, I heard a bass boosted RIVETING in my head and paused for like one second, delaying the rest of the passangers who began to scream at me. Thanks Brian and Polygon

[@samsilly123456]

🎶SKYRIM BOOK REPOOORT🎶

[@alabamaboy753]

Extremely disappointed that The Lusty Argonian Maid didn't make it into what you call "good fiction". If you can't appreciate the tale of a master asking his lizard maid, Lifts-Her-Tail, to polish his spear and knead his loaf, then I'm not sure I can trust your ranking system.

[@shepherdsgamingrun]

He probably didn't like it because it was just a rehash of Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid...

[@Martial-Mat]

ROFL!

[@Martial-Mat]

@@cdgonepotatoes4219 LOL

[@oniongummy8969]

The Musty Argonian Laid

[@meandmybobbygee1812]

That book was soooooooo wholesome. How could he not?

[@Full_Throttle_Axolotl]

I want Hermaeus Mora's quest in TES 6 to just be reading every single book, front to back, with a huge test afterwards, and the only reward to be the title of "Keeper of the Picture"

[@theleanbusinessman5431]

First Name Last Name Nope! Thumbs down 👎 That actually sounds like Rectal nugget crumb-age

[@mitochondria6247]

Imagine the Speed-runs for that quest

[@MaskJackal100]

@@theleanbusinessman5431 someone failed 3rd grade English. 😂

[@theleanbusinessman5431]

@@MaskJackal100 Don't you get the joke?

[@dani3881]

Calm down Satan

[@finhudson2938]

1) the lusty argonian maid v1 2) the lusty argonian maid v2 3) the lusty argonian maid v3 you don't need 4 and 5

[@maxbruls731]

there is a 3, 4, and 5? awesome

[@hugomcdinosaur5273]

Scrolled down looking for The Lusty Argonian Maid references lolz

[@Dikkiedank]

I nutted at the first. Next playthrough I'll max out stamina so I can read them all.

[@ascendantdawn]

36 lessons of vivec sermon 14.

[@jimmykeochinda1173]

Found the comment

[@seanabeaty1364]

3:44 legit paragraph that says they were pals that hung out.its like when you need to make a 4 page essay and need a good grade but don't have a good source so you write a overly complicated run on sentences.

[@joshboy64]

I feel attacked... But it's true, especially when I get paid for essays.

[@mdm_topplelock]

Mr. MAXXAM to quote K2SO: these are prisoners... I am here to imprison them... in prison

[@Savantageouss]

"Should you read every book in Skyrim?" "No." *video ends*

[@bucket1442]

Teacher: So what did you read for the summer? Me: Argonian Account

[@lordzeuscannon6400]

our school had a thing where at the beginning of the next school year, the person who read the most books would win something. destroy the competition by reading 338 books

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

I read The Real Barenziah. Daggerfall version,of course ;)

[@mrhalfwit972]

The L U S T Y argonian maid uwu

[@Hopscotchpro11]

"the lusty arg-"

[@drakep.5857]

Pfft, your not even on my level. I read the lusty argonian maid.