i read aron beauregard again 🧍‍♀️

[@KittyBatt_]

I giggle and kick my feet when morpho posts

[@starling2210]

I jump around my room with the silliest smile on my face

[@ouchiepatchwork]

THIS

[@Keish03]

Same tbh

[@PorkSzoda]

So real

[@geektanic]

big mood

[@Dark_Peace]

Beauregard read Junji Ito 's Grease and said "what if I did the same thing, but bad"

[@Alexandraadftxr7052]

He probably thought that "it was not scary", becauae it was not edgy edg lord fiction.

[@natto4now]

God i can't wait for the day you get a sponsorship from beauregarde himself

[@mainmorpho]

a truly horrifying thought

[@acreator4268]

I’d be totally here for it

[@frootsnacc6790]

The idea of him actually getting a kick out of these videos would be hilarious

[@MweepleSyrup]

​@@frootsnacc6790 I bet he would, I met him at a con the other day and he just seemed like a super chill friendly dude

[@frootsnacc6790]

@@MweepleSyrup Well at least it seems his novels don’t reflect how he treats people

[@desertplanet3253]

aron beauregard is like if you fed an ai a bunch of really misogynist incel fantasies and then told it to write a book, every single time.

[@pharoahcaraboo9610]

radioactive waste making evil animals is a funny trope when the chernobyl exclusion zone. exists. and the irradiated animals are all. visually and behaviorally normal. and have been for decades.

[@PsychicStones]

I’m sorry but I just pictured a Disney princess hanging out with all the irradiated animals in Chernobyl 😭

[@hershelroswell]

@@PsychicStones i'm reminded of the scene in enchanted where gisele sings and cleans the house with the help of animal friends, but she's in new york so the animals are pigeons and rats and roaches 💀

[@solstice-y7l]

​@@PsychicStones Princess Plutonia

[@foolvy]

Guys shes back reading her fav author 😍🤩🤩🤩

[@mainmorpho]

delete

[@PeasMinister]

@@mainmorpho🤥

[@Bunniblossom]

Knowing the authors other work, as soon as you mentioned the dog the second time, I knew what was coming 💀 it seems like a lot of his works are pretty predictable

[@marleneonthewall]

you are a certified martyr

[@yeeyeeyeeye]

Each and every story I hear from Aaron reminds me of the fanfic "Dipper Goes to Taco Bell."

[@OfficialAtticus]

What is that about, if you don’t mind explaining if there’s more than dipper going to taco bell

[@Aldi-Offical]

@@OfficialAtticusdipper goes to Taco Bell, gets diareoa, gets hawny, jacks of, does illicit things with his shit. And uh. Dies from biting his cack off. Mabel does unholy things with his corpse. She gets dismembered at the end. Not very kawaii.

[@outtahere79]

@@OfficialAtticus Scat, incest, cannibalism. You know, average stuff that happens at Taco Bell.

[@WhiteTulip2002]

I think it’s time for the asteroid

[@lumityviktuuristanartist4100]

Or the « I love Atsushi « fanfic , I’m still traumatised

[@BrickEater45]

I just feel like Aron Beauregard thinks that SA is just a think to make stuff scarier, either he likes writing about it (which I don't want to think about) or he's just adding it for shock value to be edgy, Is there a single book (Including sequels) he's written without SA???

[@CT-se8vn]

No ❤. There literally isn’t. At least of the various videos I’ve seen all covering different stories

[@SariniyaKiyu]

Tbh many authors think that SA is the "ultimate sad thing" that can happen to a woman. To see him use it every chance he gets, I am not surprised. (Not to say SA isn't terrible, but to use it like that over and over again with no actual consequences to the characters besides a "big sad" is distasteful.)

[@kirbystarsaga]

I feel like this goes for a lot of extreme horror authors. Genuinely, I don’t think I’ve seen an extreme horror book that doesn’t contain sexual violence in at least some capacity, which is honestly kind of frustrating to me. Adding trauma of any kind in a horror book is not inherently bad, but it really seems like these authors add it in for extra shock value. Extreme horror/Splatterpunk is a genre I’m interested in due to the concept being really interesting to me, so it’s sad seeing authors just repeat the same few things to try and shock/gross out the audience

[@L1ncore]

I think he probably just uses it for lazy shock value honestly. Its pretty much always framed as a thing that Evil People do in his books, even if it is cartoony and gratuitous at times. And while i cant remember if hes said anything about SA specifically, he Has done fundraisers for charities that help people experiencing domestic violence. So take from that what you will 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@yukishirusagi4927]

He could make it much scarier by manipulation. Maybe instead of forcing it, we see the bad guy worm his way into Saying how it's ok. THAT is scary

[@gentlekatabasis]

Let's see what ghoulish scares are in store for us tonight from our most morbidly macabre author, AHH-ron BOO-regard!

[@luckyrat7144]

Aron Bearuregard writes like he has never *actually* read anything from the splatterpunk genre and just started making things up because he thought that the genre name sounded cool.

[@POOKESEE]

No there’s literally a book where an evil jester runs through a circle of chained up people with a chainsaw while the main villain sings “let the bodies hit the floor!” IM LIKE, R U SERIOUS??

[@candycane1744]

Not me listening to this at church

[@mainmorpho]

dude 💀

[@aslanaskar4575]

@@mainmorphodoes that count ad a sin for morpho?

[@SpiderkillersInc]

Dude, time and place.

[@SariniyaKiyu]

If you're forced to go to church with parents, excuse yourself by saying you're feeling too hot (fainted twice, not fun times, churches are too hot at times) and leave to do outside whatever you want. 💀 You're making yourself look very disrespectful otherwise, regardless of what you believe in if anything.

[@michipeachy69]

I'm guessing they used headphones loo ​@@SariniyaKiyu

[@FitzRitz]

We will save u from aron bareraearguard

[@BlindStarLily]

I spent way too long reading this comment, trying to pronounce the spelling of his surname and then laughing at myself. Good comment

[@JoshLilDude]

@@BlindStarLilyyes.

[@faithm6983]

The fact that you were this bothered by inaccuracy in the jam making process reaffirms my follow

[@dressiestsphinxsebastian125]

*sees title as Pizza Face* My stomach currently digesting four slices of pizza that I ate an hour earlier: *I’m in danger*

[@TheJericho1123]

story 1. never shoot bubbles. story 2. deformed rabbits are not delicious. story 3. never accept any free pass from the library. story 4. a worldwide Russia is a bad idea. story 5. lobsters and jam together is a bad mix.

[@batsnghostz]

Story 5. Get Jamm’d

[@Xeorboom]

this guy could write FNaF books if he added "and Freddy Fazbear was there" to them

[@Rojum55]

Titles actually work well. Should be on the back of the book! 🤔😅

[@JammyJams289]

i feel targeted (im both jam and lobster)

[@Krumplebumble]

5 should be putting fruit in boiling water is the incorrect way to make jam

[@axolotlfairy2473]

Ranking these: 1. Lasting Impressions - definitely the best one here, though I just like possession horror so maybe I'm biased 2. Seeds of Tomorrow - not a lot to say about this one but i like the idea, plus feels like there's actually something to the hyperviolence here 3. Pizza Face- not great but I can totally see it as a fun campy horror/dark comedy short film, feel like everything with the arcade game shouldve either been removed or built on though 4. Perfect on The Surface - agree with you on there being potential here if the pacing was improved but rn it doesn't do a lot for me 5. Sunday Brunch Gone Awry- if it wasn't for the random SA scene and if they did more with the whole "ignoring danger" theme itd be fun but it didn't do much for me as is Also the one piece gifs r good taste

[@weedbuckmcchum6465]

Beauregard never fails to make the most ASS pieces of horror fiction known to man 🗣 🗣

[@ashleypearce1221]

i love your extreme horror vids more than anything 🩵

[@cristobalalvarez1427]

I feel bad that morpho had to keep putting herself through this extreme horror/splatterpunk rabbit hole... Im genuinely concerned if its taking a mental toll on her...

[@Dark_Peace]

Me, french speaker: "Beauregard" Morpho : Burger

[@Swaggylichous]

close enough, welcome back Bibble!

[@graveyardsmash2711]

Oh, I didn't know they made a book about the final boss from Pizza Tower.

[@dicepudding]

I'm so glad you spent an appropriate amount of time cussing out man's jam-making technique

[@MerriwynMoon]

You're such a trooper bestie 😭 I'll edit this comment after I hear whats in this Kk so the first story, Pizzaface, reminds me of Greased from Junji Ito (it's such a nasty story but I love him for writing it) I think revenge stories are really neato so long ad the build up isn't agonizing. I wish he wrote more body horror like the last story instead of "what's the nastiest, most brutal thing I can do to women and/or children"

[@animalsandlifelife5631]

I actually kinda like the "perfect on the outside" story, yes its got the overgraphic bouragaurd slop still and i wanted to see the wife beat up her abuser more but there were some legitimately interesting things in there i actually think were good. It'd just need some tuning and scrubbing but id actually kinda wanna read it. Its so weird coming from someone like bouregaurd though, like something with actual kind-of competence, especially with slightly less misogyny than normal? As an afab person thats crazy to me lol. I kinda wanna use this story for myself

[@JoshLilDude]

16:00 we’re here for you, morpho 🥺🥺❤️

[@natto4now]

Pro tip about acne the best thing to do is usually just leave it and not touch it and eventually go away by itself if it's really deep acne then yeah I'll probably take a month or two but it eventually just disappear but if you try to mess with it it will usually leave scars or spots

[@ohno4930]

not always true about cystic acne specifically, (which is what's mentioned in the story) at least not for me or anyone else I've met with it. it can be caused by hormonal stuff that needs to be treated accordingly. cystic or not though, if you're having persistent acne that alters your self esteem and quality of life, the best thing you can do, if you have access to it, is seek professional help. (sadly i know that not everyone can do this, it's a privilege) leaving it alone might work for some people but i don't think it's really good to label it a pro tip for everyone! if i left my cystic acne alone with no routine and never used my meds, it'd get out of control. i know this because that's what i did for a long time, and the only thing that stopped it from being unbearable was getting a routine with dermatologist-prescribed medication. it's not GONE but it's a lot better now ur definitely right about not touching it unless necessary though! ive picked at mine a lot and it's definitely made the scarring like, noticeably worse

[@breakingoblivion]

my dermatillomania won’t let me leave it alone 😭 but this is very good advice!

[@buckyyyb]

that’s just not entirely true. does touching it and messing with it cause irritation and inflammation? Yes! It is best to leave your face alone in that regard, especially with the risk of spreading bacteria with your hands. However, that’s not a magic cure-all that’s going to fix the underlying issue with is the hormones that cause it, and the bacteria it produces. Unless you’re some magical unicorn - sure I’ll give you that. But this isn’t all fact, friend

[@bearshapedfriend]

i'm so early!! morpho and aron beauregard is a cursed combination but one of my favorites, thank you for your sacrifice morpho🧎‍♀️

[@S1llyl1ttleguy]

14:22 I’m pretty sure there’s a junji ito with a similar premise except it was just some guy would killed a bunch of kids in an alleyway and there souls/Shadows became imprinted into the wall. (I’m pretty sure it’s the junji ito Netflix series because there are multiple different ones)

[@rubaisora4823]

Yeah, I was going to say that one had Junji Ito vibes. I honestly couldn't remember which story it was.

[@FullMoon_BloodHarvest]

Playing Green Hill Zone while talking about this is crazy work ✋️😭

[@trulyrandom2]

Seeing a morpho upload is the same feeling as when they text you back

[@galileo_the_star_lion]

the only pizza face i tolerate is the pizza tower one. (also, i can relate to the horrible acne bit, it suuuuuucks)

[@thestraydog]

Or the mascot from the old 90s Pizza Hut commercials! ...oh my god, I'm actually old now, aren't I?

[@Little_fish_guy]

The bubble censorship makes this video 100x better lmao 😂

[@sketchylandbeast4378]

Queen ive been here since the beginning and im so hyped for your success.

[@TheRainstorm97]

I love your editing so much it makes me very happy

[@filmfangirls9163]

When I heard the name "Arnold" I was really hoping to see my boy Hey Arnold and was so happy when I did!!

[@soulEater00112]

really love the way you share your thoughts morpho, you're one of my favorite yappers on this site now

[@mainmorpho]

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@drakothedragon]

I can’t remember who wrote it, but the last story seems like it was heavily inspired by this r/NoSleep story where an old woman is known for her special strawberry jam that only the OP liked. TLDR, she kept having kids, [fetus yeetus]ing them, and putting them in her jam as a secret ingredient.

[@mainmorpho]

what the fuck 😀

[@pariahred13]

Hmmm... morpho posted... fine, I won't destroy the world today.

[@mainmorpho]

maybe tomorrow

[@sabreena5611]

It would've probably ended the same for the second short story if we removed the dog sa scene since it feels like it was just there for shock value.

[@witchflowers6942]

The lightning and green goo transformation is so silly its almost adorable.

[@frootsnacc6790]

These videos always feel like the average discord call but for a book club

[@whocare9942]

So happy to be crocheting a sweater in my cozy little yard to this!

[@Cyphynte]

I got WAY too excited seeing this man's name again. He has tormented my brain. And it's because of you. Thank you.

[@littlejunkettes4122]

Really surprised to see Ernest P. Worrell at 0:17 :'0)

[@vamp-shy]

lets goooo sketching time and morpho

[@echedp8903]

Not going to lie, The Seeds of Tomorrow, Perfect On The Surface and The Lasting Impressions stories all sound like they could have made for killer episodes of Tales From the Dark Side or Tales From The Crypt if they were toned down a bit. They have that perfect, bad guy gets just punishment, kind of feel. It's clear Aron should only do short stories. Like, he didn't even slip in the random homophobia. Can it even be called a Beauregard story without random homophobia???

[@persephoenix]

immediate highs and lows of football joke at the start, video is already perfect. fr though i enjoy how you talk about these 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 books, excited to see where this one goes!

[@rosalynredwood4542]

Just finished morning prayer n came across this, what an "amazing" start if my day 😂 also Morpho my condolences for the torture you went through again!

[@AlysZara]

I get insanely drunk and start crying when you post just so i can watch and feel happy and laugh at insane shit even better than i wpuld sober im okay really!

[@juno00033]

this is a very normal thing to watch whilst going to sleep trust 🙏

[@herrkrucke3154]

Maybe the next Beauregarde story will be really good. I think we should keep reading them ❤

[@thisDreamOfFlesh999]

MORPHO PLS I NEED THE "COWS" REVIEW ❤

[@PawsWithClaws_]

Read earthlings. It's shocking, bizzare, and grotesque but actually well written and has a meaning/plot.

[@lunajackson3965]

I’m so glad I found these videos, you are hilarious and so gender and I really hope you continue making these. You are so underrated, you are amazing

[@jackinafield]

PIZZA TOWER REFERENCE DETECTED. ENGAGING HYPERFIXATIONS.

[@a7l97x0x0]

Thank you for your continued sacrifice 🙏

[@natalieportman7175]

18:44 girl let me join you in that invisible battle😭

[@Heis-x6d]

8:30 I think everybody should be cheese graters are horrifying creations

[@localbeefcake]

I met Aron Beauregard at a horror book fair just this past week so this is perfect timing 😳 He was actually so chill and talked with me a bit about how wacky self publishing splatterpunk works like his are

[@ilovemew8085]

Even though his work is controversial and maybe bad I really find it hard to not admire him for being an indie publisher. Also people who write fucked up things are almost always the chillest people on earth

[@desan6811]

I liked "Pizza Face" story. It reminded me of R.L. Stine's series "Goosebumps".

[@stitch5736]

Blink if you need to be saved(me talking like I’m not actively reading “playground” :^)

[@miguelsuaza4413]

The only thing more bizarre than beauregarde stories is the folder where Morpho keeps all of the images used in her videos.

[@lightningkbi2247]

I think you might enjoy Maeve fly By Cj Leede. It’s not splatter but still pretty unhinged, especially towards the end. Idk, it was the book that came to mind when you said you liked the revenge story.

[@kadoharp]

Love listening to your videos while at work, thanks Morpho👍

[@raihanlaurent3801]

Thanks for your sacrifice to read Aron Books again

[@nattmazzoni]

The shadows story reminded me of a Night Gallery episode called Certain Shadows on the Wall

[@TinyFlyThing]

Clive Barkers Books of Blood really was the peak.

[@MistressoftheIceMoon]

Let's gooooo!! I love listening to your reviews while I work

[@ShhhhhX_X]

I don’t know why this is the one video that makes me feel uneasy

[@ceramicfawn]

thank you morpho we are fed❤️

[@burgereaterboy]

i love your videos girl! i listen to them while i’m playing video games!

[@ceramicfawn]

11:26 ALICE MADNESS RETURNS MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@mint6342]

i love your editing sooo much but hsjsjsk i keep getting distracted by the sonic music lmaoooo. don’t stop though,, this is the combination of two of my favorite things ❤❤

[@Mythicalregretevator]

I can't hear the name Beauregard without thinking about Beauregard from Monster Lab

[@smartistepicness]

Monster Lab!!! That show is so underrated. Also he’s exactly like Beauregard because he’s a massive edgelord.

[@bendy_bone]

I read his books vicariously through your pain morpho

[@pkthunder416]

The shadow story reminds me of the X Files episode with the guy who accidentally ended up with a killer black hole shadow

[@ilovemew8085]

One day you will fully love Aaron Beauregard. There is no way around it eventually ironic liking becomes unironic liking the fog is coming

[@mainmorpho]

nah i'm not weak

[@ameliamay5246]

Thank you for your sacrifice 🫡

[@SatanicCyanide3]

I get that honestly, there are authors I think of as totally depraved and sick, but I can't help it and indulge 😭

[@Treproductions-Kh4]

Pizza face sounds like a super hero character I’d make when I was 8

[@viniciusviana5671]

free will is an illusion!

[@gagesivard3136]

Sometimes when I’m bored of actual good books from good authors like Cormac Mc Carthy, I read an Aron Beauregard book and think to myself, “Wait, what the hell am I doing with my life?”

[@maximosustaita7161]

Why do I keep watching these while eating... 😔

[@emanuelcr]

The only moment I was somewhat safe here was when the New Mutants appeared.

[@moongod5013]

Good to know I am not the only person with a pathological fear of cheese graters (and mandolins)

[@x-treme_gamer]

Im gonna sub just because of the classic Sonic music in the background

[@edoelrickun]

To be honest I've read an old fairy tale (might have been hans christian Andersen) where a shadow comes to life, becomes more human than it's previous owner, and then comes back and hires the guy to be it's shadow. I also remember watching a horror movie where people's reflections were taking control and offing them in some pretty sick ways, like the one girl where it grabbed her upper and lower jaw and ripped them apart. Maybe one of those?

[@thestraydog]

The horror movie you're talking about is a film called Mirrors, it was pretty disturbing back in the day

[@edoelrickun]

@@thestraydog thanks, I couldn't remember the name, I watch so much horror it all kind of blurs together.

[@Mozdalav]

I been waiting for this one😭😭

[@RigelPinner]

morpho liking Aron Beauregard... it's over...

[@Moni-ob7xi]

i love ur reviews 😊

[@henryreid4469]

Not sure if someone’s suggested it already, but I’d love to hear your thoughts on Chuck Tingle’s books. He’s just goofy and leans into it

[@cropulturaarts]

I feel like aron would be a good Family guy writer

[@briycieawn]

highly off topic but MAGGOT GIF!!!! everybody loves my boy maggot!!!

[@joeldank1708]

Cant wait for david fincher to make a film off of this

[@thugbabii]

i love u so much queen pls dont die

[@JAZ_2002]

Sounding like Aron Beauregard's #1 fan fr

[@mainmorpho]

delete

[@cassiejohnson9410]

My nose started bleeding as I began playing this video I think its a sign