I Retaliate with BEDROCK! - Hermitcraft 8: #17

[@alsothejiraguy]

Falling into the void isn't a threat for Boatem. They do so voluntarily weekly.

[@Rileynjudkins]

And impulse must have 300+ levels

[@AshleeKnowsNot]

It's why they're so successful. So many sacrifices.

[@Sekiro_lover]

Lol

[@47CryXMA]

Your threats have no power here!

[@deejhayasperga5465]

Specially grian, mumbo and scar

[@xisumavoid]

17:55 might of seemed like a derp but I thought watching that all from the void made it funnier! :-) Oh... and this whole thing was genius :-D

[@tronnzy3692]

Mhm

[@InfinityCS77]

omg a rare shashwamy void appears

[@nikhilawasthi3430]

Hello X!

[@dangeredspecies689]

Shaswammy !

[@Fynmar91]

*have

[@necrofear9896]

Tango- "I don't think impulse is that gullible." Impulse spending a good amount of time at zedaphs no exit maze. Lol

[@Soulfire702]

@@shizumi...8254 REPORT!!!

[@turtilee5989]

😂

[@davesunhammer4218]

I loved the bedrock pranks, Sir. But between you and me, "Someone is going to fall into the void today," isn't much of a threat when you are talking about Boatem. They do that just for giggles.

[@NonIntrovertial]

You calling tango sir has made my day for some reason. I will now to refer to all KZbinrs with honorifics now

[@Snowstorm174]

This is true. They fall into the void on a regular basis.

[@lisa_wistfulone7957]

Ahh, but Trapping someone in the void, even briefly, is Indeed upping the terror-ante.

[@miriamtong]

It's still a terrifying threat. "I will offer sacrifices to the boatem hole *without your consent."*

[@jenniferbirkhauser22]

True, very true

[@A11V1R15]

"Somebody's falling into the void today." A normal day in Boatem...

[@pandoratheclay]

Well you can actually see the hole

[@polarlicht4758]

True! Totally normal in weirdo-land 😂

[@rtx_galaxix]

As a grian fan, yes this is normal

[@0ptera]

I bet 10 bucks on Scar falling in first.

[@hannah1386]

Yeah that’s going into your favor

[@Leonardo-cw1dd]

i like how tango focused his pranks on impulse and pearl when grian did the actual placing of the boats all impulse did was supply the wood

[@BramLastname]

Knowing Grian he'll fly into the bedrock next to the boatem hole anyways.

[@SupportPikminXOXO]

I feel the fake floor in the bottom hole just gonna get scar killed. Everyone else I feel might react out of it.

[@jawstrock2215]

All those two did, were bear witness to the madness of Grian... And Grian is gonna get away with it.

[@Takisan111]

Oh he didn't forget. Grians punishment will get it's own video. If you're going to punish a high subbed Hermit, ya got to make it a special event.

[@sandrasculls7732]

@@Takisan111 I dont like the fact that it has to do with subs :( In a way it's TRUE but still it makes me a little sad, they are all so amazing! I think he is definitely planning something devious due to grian being the main person for the prank. Or at least that's what I'm deciding to believe!

[@alexisbloodwood5587]

Coming from Grian's perspective to see the pure confusion and terror from Tango is absolute gold

[@YenSnipest]

I've been enjoying this for days yea.

[@maxxi5180]

Exactly

[@laurenkurtz811]

Same...been waiting for this!!

[@jyotimondal]

Watching the boat bomb explosion from Impulse's perspective is the best 🙌

[@vaisravana2092]

I honestly wonder how much of their shenanigans are *real* at times though. Like he saw those were a huge amount of boats. It is hard to believe someone like tango wouldn't know about entity cramming and what it can do. So I kinda have the feeling he just went along with it. - Which actually wouldn't make it any less fun to me though. Big part of the appeal of hermitcraft to me is how they treat each other respectfully and support each other, just a generally really positive example they set. Plus intentional or not - the boatsplosion looked friggin amazing ahaha

[@acaterpillargivingbirth]

I love how his first reaction to the framerate is *"Did Bdubs build something ?"*

[@avinara8579]

"no tutu for Fifi" somehow, from the whole amazing episode, this is my absolute favourite sentence :D

[@darknessblades]

There is still 1 piece of the TUTU remaining. Tango kept it in his stream. just for keepsake of what once was

[@parchmentengineer8169]

In Joe's Love Tropics stream, someone donated under the name "Fifi", with the comment "Tango said I couldn't be a dancer, so I became a tree!"

[@kristimitchell5749]

@@shizumi...8254 Same, oh very much same.

[@30dew31]

It's fifii now

[@ovadiadan]

De-tutued did it for me

[@karlwithac95]

"nothing to see here. just 800 boats." The funny part was that Tango knew exactly what it was and yet exploded it anyway 😂

[@TheGhost-7002]

“Someone will think it is bedrock” Scar: *You underestimate my ability…*

[@roa1d-2]

@@shizumi...8254 why the frick do you post this type of stuff under a bloody *minecraft* video??

[@acid_tongue_4315]

Dude it's a bot lol

[@Its_M1zn]

KZbin bots is so fricking annoying ughhhhhh

[@caigashanterus1442]

They've gotten worse in the last month. I've got a bunch of comments from months ago or even older that are getting almost-legitimate-looking replies from obviously-NSFW channels

[@nd_4726]

@@caigashanterus1442 its cuz they are actual replies. The bots steal actual people's replies

[@GrifterMage]

Loved the fence gate over the boatem hole idea. I think I'd have added a sign in the middle so they'd hopefully try to land on the bottom to read it. Something like "Courtesy of Tango's Bedrock Service".

[@liamengram6326]

After seeing FiFi with a tiara I think he needs a crown made out of bones to go with his tunic.

[@pepperonicici]

great idea! Sounds like a lovely look

[@segarainon9070]

Yesss; IVARS bone crown from vikings !!!!!!

[@jamesleighsuarez143]

Its not Fifi. Its Fiƒi =D

[@sheenakhoeblal9110]

Tango: "that's a LOT of boats!!!" Grian's POV: "he hasn't even got all of them out yet"

[@God_Bones]

Finally get to see Tango's perspective The Boat Bomb was a success

[@huithebighui757]

That is what I am waiting for as well!

[@xyzaliliana]

It's spectacular. Especially on Grian and Impulse's POVs.

[@sbsftw4232]

Tbh they left too much up to chance. He could have managed the bomb without setting it off if he really wanted.

[@TheEmeraldWeirdo]

"Somebody's falling into the void today." Yeah, you don't really have to trick them to get that to happen. Scar falls in, like, once per episode.

[@WindyWillowz]

At least once lol

[@arizona7377]

8 years playing minecraft, and I think the boat bomb is one of the best things I've seen

[@zachlewis9751]

The best part is I think a lava bucket would’ve stopped it immediately, but the cascade of boats on the other peoples perspective was awesome.

[@accelerator3635]

@@zachlewis9751 I think it would have worked except for the lag of so many boata burning

[@Otigyrum]

Honestly, this prank war is amazing because it the best way to share viewer pools. As a mostly-impulse watcher I absolutely had to see Tango's reaction. And now Tango is setting me up to go see Pearl's reaction. Clever Hermits.

[@StrategicGamesEtc]

I watched Grian's perspective because I was checking if the next botem meeting was up yet, but it was this, so of course I need to see the reactions, and now I can't wait to see Pearl's reaction to this. :D

[@iveharzing]

Hey Tango, you should definitely go after Grian as well, as it was his plan to Boat Bomb the Big Eye town.

[@JayCeeDee229]

Came to make the same suggestion. Wanted to make sure nobody else did first.

[@AlucardNewcastle]

But they be advertising their shops in Botem… without consulting with the marketing and advertising manager Grian. So because of that they retaliated. It’s justified.

[@nicksavage567]

What, Grian responsible for starting a war in Hermitcraft? Surely not!

[@B0ssguy]

@@AlucardNewcastle technically it was mumbos idea to advertise big eye in boatem so really they should've pranked... boatem?

[@Takisan111]

Oh he will. Saving the best for last. What he does to Grian surely will deserve it's own video.

[@alexanderwelshwelsh9931]

"Could you not start a war.... *FOR FIVE MINUTES*" Grian: ....

[@567secret]

Aww, thought Tango was going to enlist Doc's help to get ACTUAL bedrock.

[@nariahlisboa4807]

O would absolutely love it

[@King_of_Cards]

me too

[@whit3chick3n]

Last I heard it was only 1.12 and before

[@merlin7745]

Or get it himself 🤣

[@beautifulnova6088]

Getting bedrock in survival is... an ordeal. You need to find an end gateway that generated on a chunk border that hasn't been fully generated, and build a huge lag machine and a chunk save suppressor and it's _definitely_ a multiple person operation to actually get the bedrock. Once you have one you can just dupe it, though.

[@TimeBucks]

He is always satisfied with his trade

[@jevils_]

Uh

[@pumpkinzz5728]

If you want to make some actually indestructible walls, here’s a trick I love to use: falling sand and gravel are indestructible when falling, and if you drop them on a fence, they will just continuously fall. I won’t exactly sync up with blocks, but it can be very confusing for the person trying to destroy it

[@anirudh7455]

They have 0 blast resistance and will break instantly

[@Thats_Cool_Jack]

I'm pretty sure that was fixed in an update a while ago

[@chillysunny2324]

Xisuma built a similar thing with shifting blocks in Tango killing contest (season 6?), so Tango definitely knows this from experience :)

[@boooksareamazing]

Wasn’t this bug fixed in 1.13? I think I remember it being used a lot in season 5 before it was fixed.

[@franciskurian9392]

@@unbeatable617 you can use the custom texture thingy

[@justicewilliams8095]

I've never watched a video from Jevin, but after this episode I've decided I'm going to go back and watch his whole hermit Craft season 8. I always appreciate when hermits interact with people beyond their immediate sphere

[@emmaparkin8543]

Jevin’s having a great season, I think you’ll really enjoy it! Xx

[@pesegolsson]

The boat explosion seen from impulse and grian's perspective was marvelous. There where boats going everywhere as far as towards bdubs and Keralis's houses... 😂

[@boooksareamazing]

Watching from Grians perspective was hilarious when all the boats went flying all over the place.

[@Ironmat98]

Tango saying “no tutu for fifi” sounds like a french dance trainer telling a Fifi's mother that she can't have a tutu

[@Spacemaster267]

As soon as you showed the bedrock, I was just waiting to see the boatmen hole filled! Did not disappoint!

[@Hello_World_not_taken]

“That is quite a bit of boats,” Tango said calmly

[@Darksnowman13]

In the Cold War, the concept of Mutually Assured Destruction, or MAD, was paramount. You don't drop a bomb on someone with their own bomb. I eagerly look forward to Tango's retaliation

[@Potatocarl]

I love how Tango knows exactly what will happen when he sits in the boat yet he still does.

[@elylaa-8299]

In the Netherlands we have a saying: they who dig a hole for someone else, will fall in themselfs

[@jakobdiehn6596]

ay thats stolen from german

[@SufDam]

@@jakobdiehn6596 tbf even the name of their language is

[@filiusgulielmi4636]

Pretty sure that this phrase is a lot older - see psalm 57:6 and proverbs 26:27

[@hardboiledw0nderland]

Interesting. In Japanese it's "when you curse a person, there will be 2 holes".

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

The Bedrock stuff was great, bit sad about none of the Hermits seemed to have taken a Replaymod recording of the boat explosion though. It would be glorious considering some of the boats went hundreds of blocks away.

[@kylecurtis2786]

I had the same thought.

[@reisakumaphd]

I think Grian's pov has beautiful view of boat bomb exploding

[@anghuyphamnguyen3096]

I just love the fact that Ijevin always sastisfied with his trade althought pretty sure he receive useless things most of the time

[@DoodleSamurai]

I wonder if he thinks of it less as a "trade" and more as "giving someone a gift and pretending there's a trade involved"?

[@kinggamer1442]

Just like scar really

[@Hiznogood]

What he really does, is creating good content for his fellow hermits. Every time there’s an interaction between them it gets so much better, like XB and Keralis competing against each other. Or Bdubs getting hassled by Pearl and Keralis. I find this much more entertaining then other Hermits that just do solo things, no “spark”. I think Jevin has upgraded his “game” this season, he’s done some really great builds and been socializing more. His End Portal build was amazing!

[@felbarashla]

The trades are less about getting the better end of the deal. At the beginning of the season Jevin talked about how he wanted to destroy the economy, and often gives things away for free or almost free. He seems to just want to see what happens.

[@wonderwinnie182]

​@@kinggamer1442 Scar is kinda the other around though lol

[@ef1876]

Between this and Fifi, Pearl is just slowly chipping away at Tango’s sanity

[@hazelp7272]

I kept laughing at that moment when you didnt get to change the camera XD its like an epilogue of a movie, so funny XDD

[@livc.6761]

Yes it actually makes it funnier 😂

[@stormoftara]

The bedrock prank is so funny, I can't wait to see Pearl's reaction.

[@jadefalcon654]

Boatem: Pranking big eye rons with boats for the lag Tango: *plans to prank boatem with 'bedrock' * had a hard time doing the 'bedrock' prank in boatem *succesfully doing the prank in boatem

[@xtremefurrycat]

I was laughing so hard even with the camera in the void made it even better because you popped in a couple of times as well. A Bob Ross moment of happy little accident.

[@confused4ever]

Tango you NEED to make a club for Fifi to make him more menacing, then pranksters won't dare to do what they are doing

[@YetAnotherJenn]

Wait. The tutu should have totally stayed then! Dancing Queen at the cyclops discotheque, I can see it in my mind's eye now! (And yes, I understood what kind of club you meant, but now I am really hoping for fan art to show up and put my imagination to shame! )😂

[@kylecurtis2786]

22:55 Small moment, but I love his scream and then the very next thing he’s holding their membrane.

[@frankserpas8642]

The false bedrock boatem hole has to be my favorite prank of the season so far!

[@respectrealperson290]

Tango your reaction to the boats was priceless. Thank you Tango, Pearl, Impulse, Grian, and IJevin for all of this. I needed to laugh, so I can cry, and this helped because I was numb. My world is upside down with loss and change. I don't know what I'm going to do next irl, but I know this. I'll get through the best I can. With friendship and laughter anything is possible.

[@SprinchelArt]

Tango arrives at boatem to place his fake bedrock only to find Docm77 placing an advertisement for his new bedrock shop wich he acquired stock for using some kind of ridiculous glitch that can destroy the whole server

[@robbiestoffel]

Congrats on 1M subs Tango! Your channel is truly amazing and I love all the videos you make, they are some of my favorites! You are the first hermitcraft channel I started watching back in season 4, and it’s so much fun to watch everything you do on all the hermitcraft projects (last life too of course)

[@diiamond7861]

For the boats, just use Lava to get rid of them! There's no fire tick, so things won't burn, and the entities will go away as well

[@linuszarrouk2004]

I think he knew that but it wouldn't continue the storyline and also would make for less content

[@kylar14]

They also have a serve side data pack to kill empty boats to help reduce lag so no need for lava.

[@HALberdier17]

But the ones in the water will create either cobble stone or stone. Bdubs plans to sell the boats to Etho.

[@felbarashla]

@@HALberdier17 That’s what I was going to say. I don’t want anyone to take away my chance to see BDubs make a store specifically to sell boats to Etho.

[@calupoh9788]

I thought Tango had found a way to get bedrock blocks, but the reality was somehow way more evil and ingenious than what I imagined!

[@lunastudios1817]

I've been waiting to see Tango's side for ages. The moment of that boat explosion was glorious

[@yacer84]

It is funny that Grian was the mastermind and the main culprit got off scott free while his accomplices was the one that got pranked. Ok Pearl.kinda deserved it oo for Fifi prank. Hahaha. Love this series. Can't wait for the prank wars to continue.

[@liamengram6326]

Was eagerly awaiting Tango's perspective of the boat bomb.

[@speedyjustice4u]

Tango knew from the start that its not just 1 Boat, yet he chooses to play along, what a wholesome guy!

[@danscantland8066]

Fifi looks a bit sad. Maybe Fifi loved their tutu, loved their tiara. Made them feel special

[@MilesJR13]

I love Tango's opening theme. Always makes me grin when the power fiddle starts up!

[@Foxandrabs]

Well, this isn’t going to be a warm welcome back for Scar

[@Revanaught]

After watching impulse and Grian worry that tango would figure out what was happening after the first misfire and that he wouldn't set it off, I do love that tango immediately saw it was 800 boats and then still set it off anyways.

[@sebbes333]

*@Tango Tek* You should have just "bedrocked" the bottom of the Boatem Hole with open trapdoors. The Boatem people will have (have had?) a meeting there soon, and if their iconic hole is no longer a hole, you can be DAMN SURE someone is going to try land on it... But now 16:00 Impulse knows this trick :(

[@StillCybermandia]

2:10 'it's laggy and you can't even move here' Impulse: *falls over*

[@faizaanibrahim5999]

I like the fact that he always say totally real bedrock everytime

[@pgreenawalt]

Tango totally looked like a dragonfly banging its head attacking a light when he was trying to escape once Impulse spleefed him into the void.

[@dbseamz]

That painted a very vivid mental image for me...enhanced by the rather insectish look of the Big Eyes glasses.

[@burakanilince]

Fifi Cave idea: Make a contraption that randomly drops stalactites from the ceiling! (To varies points)

[@tynj6816]

Replying to this because this is a fantastic idea

[@tynj6816]

We need to get more attention to your comment lol

[@burakanilince]

@@tynj6816 haha thank you, but I guess i should have commented about admiring tango’s pov for the explosion of boats to get some attention :’) (Apparently)

[@thecheesewizard8670]

With this new painting trick, I think you should go around and make random holes all the way down, and then disguise the spots as regular dirt, stone, gravel, etc. That way none of them will ever be able to trust the ground they're walking on XD

[@thecakecraft7724]

You *have* to send Grian embarrassingly into the void with this, that little stick gets away with FAR too much

[@metalxhead]

Tango's reaction was even better than I had hoped LOL I am cackling

[@Pest789]

I love that you knew it was 800 boats, but you messed with them anyway

[@sodiboo]

11:13 Probably some kind of rendering optimization messing up. The game knows that obsidian is not transparent, so it probably thinks the item frame on the other side will be covered by other elements of the world. Normally that is absolutely right, because you do need some kind of datapack to make those items show on the opposite face of a solid block from where the frame is ...and that's exactly what Tango said moments later lol, still though, it's because items are normally not visible on the opposite face from the item frame

[@checkmoth6402]

Look at Grian starting another war, Im so proud of him!

[@mikehughes4969]

I see that some of the chaotic lunacy of Last Life has begun to transfer over to Hermitcraft. This makes me happy in my soul.

[@farhanplayz129]

Grian is the type of friend who suggests all types of mischief and ropes all of us into it, but when the detentions are handed out he is the only one who doesn't get it.

[@zelithfang2365]

17:32 Impulse falls into the void and starts getting corrupted

[@pixleprince7379]

The worst part of it is When you fall into the Bedrock you cant find your way out. :D Love the Vid

[@Pengwwennie]

iJevin’s pure elation at the Mr. Tree Head is top tier 👏🏼

[@erinasnow]

Ah, tango bedrock service is back! cool. next up: Tango Java service! Also: why aggresive marketing techniques don't work

[@billbillinger2117]

" But grandpa what started the great hermit wars of season 8?" ..." Well my boy it was boats.." " bo...boats?!" " YES BOATS! Boats as far as the eye could see I tell ya!"

[@nozser]

Congratulations on 1 million Subscribers

[@legoninja9873]

CONGRATS ON 1 MILLION SUBS TANGO!

[@TheAznKyubi]

"Phantoms!" *Immediately cuts to morning with bed*

[@stormingsilver2869]

Congrats on 1Million Subscribers Tango!

[@dreamz2k9]

Congratz on the 1mil Tango, you've earned it!

[@marklund6]

Not gonna lie, @Tango Tek Watching you "discover" the boats from Grian's POV was pretty "freakin epic" (to steal a phrase from Ren-diggity-dawg)

[@space_0wl480]

The bedrock prank was hilarious. Plan, execution, filming, aftermath. Beautiful from start to finish! The lava cave looks really cool! Alterning bewteen larger lava lake to small trails is looking very nice!

[@MrOssuarian]

Seeing the first 3 minutes of this from tango's perspective is something I waited my whole shift at work for!

[@rio_9519]

grats on 1 million dude! should've happened a LONGGG time ago

[@zjow1835]

how to get actual bedrock : step 1: ask docm77 for bedrock. step 2: congrats you now have bedrock edit: replace docm77 with scicraft and it still works :D

[@nasiskahn]

I was so excited to see your POV. It was fun to see the Boat Bomb go off when you sat in the boats. Just a little harmless advertising that's all. LOL I hope you get to see it from Impulse, Grian or Pearl's POV to see it. That is a sneaky trick with the bedrock! I agree with X seeing everything happen from your camera account made it more funny. I can't wait to see Impulse's POV on that one.

[@haydenmatay5203]

Moral of the story: never awaken Tango’s creativity

[@Rbags-bq5gz]

I love that tango knew exactly what was going to happen when he got in that boat, and then did it anyway

[@1star_god]

Everytime we see the void at the bottom of the boatem things get more distorted- impulse falls thru, his audio gets weird, grian and mumbo, moons big now. Im absolutely loving it 💜💜💜

[@4Nulla]

Since the "bedrock" turned dark because of the lack of light on the item frames because there was a block on top, shouldn't a glowing item frame fix that?

[@messynessie4417]

The glow isn't actually a glow, just a "bright texture." I don't think (unless there's been an update) that you can make glow frames invisible. If you can, the glow will be gone because it's not actually light.

[@davesunhammer4218]

the "bedrock" didn't turn dark. It didn't render. Totally different issue. If it had been a "light on the item frame" it would have happened instantly, and continually, and not been intermittant like it was.

[@nulano]

@@davesunhammer4218 That is a separate issue. The moment he put the obsidian block on the locked item frame is when it went dark. He then instead put them on the back so they would remain lit.

[@4Nulla]

@@messynessie4417 I thought it made a light source of 1, making only the block space it occupies glow.

[@DeviL_4939]

@@nulano thats cuz of the entity rendering thing where an entity is inside a block will render black

[@lrke208]

I find Tango's rage/frustration voice oddly satisfying.

[@dylanbass6819]

Glad to see Tango join the ocean clean up project XD

[@jackiemaass5425]

Tango hit 1 million subscribers!!!!! Congrats Tango- you deserve this!

[@kamakazines4901]

Been waiting for this side of the boat bomb incident 😅🤣

[@oisinmurphy186]

“ No tutu for fifi” I see that seinfield reference tango!

[@slap_k_man1862]

I was going to say I think the hermits are smart enough to know you can’t place bedrock but then I remembered docm77 exists

[@ThatMiniMunch]

2:14 I don’t know why but this made me laugh so much just hearing say “oh man” and then just tilt like that 🤣

[@sapphireous1083]

Tango has a hit list for Bdubs and Boatem now

[@catrionaabram1788]

That prank on Imulse was hilarious 😂!!! Even though it was short his reaction is hilarious!!!

[@deepakrajendra8019]

Was waiting to see this perspective for a while. Let's go Tango!

[@gabrielnalom4930]

CONGRATS ON 1M TANGO!

[@TreeLMFAO]

The was the best bb since grian's chicken bomb from season 6

[@kyasuriin413]

I honestly think the perspective from under the bedrock made that whole thing even more funny!! Great episode!