I Robbed a Bank with the Worst Group of People

[@SMii7Y]

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[@Ruanabdey]

Hmm I'll think about it

[@unclejoethemolester]

Im gonna touch you mr milk man

[@Helldiver-000]

Can I get some money too 😢

[@Gummy-Bworg]

W smi77y

[@Whitehawk-]

mmm gribby

[@dmcfan3845]

The first 10 seconds perfectly sum up the entirety of payday 3. Calm then pure chaos

[@dxrkbull7554]

fr

[@nuru666]

Like somebody who keeps their shit together during a grease fire but doesn't know water bad.

[@kameronjones7139]

When the servers are actually up

[@chaosmiles07]

The first 10 seconds are nice, yes, but there's just one thing missing: the soundtrack.

[@ashermorgen]

@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5no

[@DatboiZyion]

I love how Tucker, Eli, and Kryoz is all control and orderly while Matt, Puffer, and Droid is just unending chaos

[@VanillaSchleep]

and somehow smii7y manages to achieve the stealth route with the latter 😭😭😭

[@zeothesnowwolf2937]

​@@VanillaSchleepand in less attempts

[@massgunner4152]

​@@zeothesnowwolf2937they're very good lemmings

[@8unnylover]

The grenade incident was definitely not orderly lol

[@Grizz-Barr]

Can’t wait to see Grizzy play this with SMII7Y

[@shinypikagaming]

There’s nothing more terrifying than Smitty having to be a voice of reason…

[@Theo.o.winnie]

💀

[@Snowbriarwood]

Hahaha.... You joking right?... Now that I think about... Smii7y = Chaos Smii7y needs to be words of reason... Hmmm.... Did the world end or something?

[@Joyful_Traitor]

Wouldn't Matt be more terrifying as a voice of reason?

[@dfdedsdcd]

​@@Joyful_Traitor That's every video with the Goons. It happens so often it isn't as terrifying as it should be.

[@Heroo01]

homie have you watched the goons play any game ever

[@AlexDreemurr]

Smitty throwing on the mask and grabbing the guard and telling his team to "stay calm" was genuinely one of the coolest moments smitty has had. He sounded actually so skilled and confident.

[@Jok3r00]

Then for it to all fall through cause the guard had a metal plate for a face

[@darkwolfstudioes]

When?

[@AlexDreemurr]

28:19@@darkwolfstudioes

[@bananabrains8102]

28:27

[@NubE-Co]

the game didn't age well :/

[@funtier]

I swear Smii7y is more scared of Cloakers than any scary game he’s played

[@kiracomments-chca2747]

XD Ikr

[@DanielSan013]

As he should be

[@angelicfraud]

cloaker is the scary game fr

[@mOki.i]

they are fucking terrifying

[@Zoom44444]

Bruh when you here that sound it's like a nam flash back

[@adoraperson3833]

I felt Smii7y's pain during the "blue globe" 25:30 debacle. I would've lost my damn mind tbh.

[@fitybux4664]

"What's the color?" "It's a globe." 😆 What are these, children?

[@sillygoose2019]

The sheer primal panic when he realized there was a Cloaker actually made me chuckle

[@skittersspider1704]

It's understandable, those things are terrifying

[@strixsoren6847]

21:51 That would actually be a neat mechanic. Distracting staff by talking with them so a teammate can stealth behind them for an objective.

[@EndingSniper101]

Imagine being a civilian just seeing this all go down

[@YThateflagsCMTSonMental1llness]

Like in Israel, but with more killing

[@w4tt58]

Blarg would shoot you.

[@brodyalbert9214]

I don't think you'd be seeing too long. But it would be hilarious while it lasted

[@toddelmsworth640]

Unless your the civvie Blarg happens to shoot you… which is inevitable, I realized that while I’m typing this

[@Lungs979]

​@@brodyalbert9214i would gladly die to see this in real life

[@DanteTorn]

I love it when Smitty and co are actually trying to do something correctly. It makes the stakes actually exist because the "will they won't they" becomes a real question rather than just "I know they're going to poop all over everything"

[@sunshinefirefox]

Smii7y trying to teach his friends this game feels like a single dad trying to get his kids to listen to what he says while they keep getting distracted. 10/10 video.

[@lukeolenchak4521]

Security: chasing a man in a restricted area Other three men in the restricted area: “LET HIM ARREST YOU LET HIM ARREST YOU”

[@Bigpuffer]

Hey that’s not nice

[@Theguythatstoleyourmeme]

Too bad

[@Tylermas_and_Maxamas]

YOOO hi puffer

[@VoltZYToGood]

Aw man

[@terminator3768]

El stupido

[@wallywherewent]

Beans

[@elitely6748]

4:44 That abrupt cut to screaming, explosions, sparks and a broken printer with gunfire and a dead guard is hilarious! Payday in a nutshell!

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

I’d actually say that Smitty and his friends are very good bank robbers Because if _they_ don’t know what they’re doing, then the police certainly don’t know either

[@DailyDemon]

That’s one way to look at it😂

[@purpleYamask]

I don't think you can Drunken Master your way through a bank heist lmao

[@shyguy613_]

Slow mo and pause at 21:02

[@kiracomments-chca2747]

@@purpleYamask: XD

[@Real_Potato_Man]

'To confuse the enemy, you have to confuse yourself." - Sun Tzu

[@phoenixrose1995]

love how smiity told them "if spotted in this area, stand still and the guard will escort you out" but then the moment someone gets spotted smitty goes "just run!" XD

[@FireBirdPrints]

For new players, When you first start, you can buy a suppressor for the pistol since you start with 10k. Also if you vote restart a heist, everything stays the same, card locations, switch colors, camera locations. Example when they switch was the blue cross hair to open the door

[@absolution6191]

Also when guards catch you in a private area, don't run, just stay still and have them escort into a public area.

[@conorramage5517]

Yeah and cops don't care if unmasked heisters have bags on backs in public areas. Or private even. You will be escorted as if you didn't have a bag

[@flarthemself]

i don’t think they could have afforded it, they bought masks

[@viktorvaldez4232]

22:27 I love Droid just eating in mission

[@JosephHk743]

11 attempts for full stealth with 3 friends who haven’t played is honestly not too bad. The conflicting banter and funny shenanigans was worth watching!

[@thenewsatinbobcat5575]

18:57 that gaurd really went and said, "Yeah you were caught in a restricted area, but your friend over there.... he's mexican." *proceeds to pull out pistol* lmao

[@drizzllyy]

“A CLOAKER!! AHHHH” sums up payday pretty well💀

[@GodlyPlayer9163]

I love how confidently he teaches them while also being wrong sometimes, or how he says "if they spot you, dont move he will escort you out" and then all of them proceed to get spotted and move while smii7y tells them to run away lol

[@dragondph4519]

Remember, if your friend gets caught by a guard, you have to continuously point at the guard the entire time they are being escorted to really rub it in

[@mehrawr3530]

working a day as a guard and then all of a sudden four people in suits just walk up to you and start saying over and over. "There's a guard" "There's a guard" "There's a guard" "There's a guard" "There's a guard" "There's a guard" "There's a guard" *"There's a guard"*

[@that1bunny821]

10:56 went from camera, phone, and then saying hi while ur trying to explain things! its like dealing with a bunch of kids!

[@strykerxt3682]

I just want to imagine, a band of 4 heisters trying to crack open a vault gate, having radios trying to figure out the color of the switch, and they argue which color it is at 25:06. Man, Smii7y and the others make me laugh my balls off.

[@ehnehm]

Them pointing at guards and cameras has the same energy as dwarves in DRG pinging compressed gold and mushrooms

[@taiconan8857]

"It's a goo sack!"

[@ehnehm]

@@taiconan8857 WE'RE RICH!

[@TYdood8127]

8:50 The fear in his voice saying “A CLOAKER!” Was something

[@brziperiod]

Brotha the sound lmao. Badger fans know. One of his friends had a disposable camera that made the OG cloaker sound when he turned it on and he freaked out lmao PTSD.

[@qhu3878]

​@@brziperiodcloakers truly are the embodiment of pure terror

[@smooth4260]

it was so good at 9:55 when he just turned around and got kicked in the face

[@UnknwnPhoenix]

Smii7y's silence in attempt #5 was deafening. Like bro was so mad not even words could describe his disappointment.

[@TheHammySquirrel]

Imagine Smii7y robbing a bank in real life, I would pay money to see that!😂

[@shmoop357]

so would everyone in the bank, although maybe not willingly

[@OverEnhance]

​@@shmoop357lol

[@dliv3]

​@@shmoop357badum tssh

[@josiahneer4360]

He would be like so give me the money tbh idk what im doing here

[@rubaemaster7036]

And he would be grateful for the donation

[@highlightrealm420]

the fact smii7y was a background character in vanoss videos back in the day and knew he could do it on his own… love to see the quality of the vids, the transitions, animations. makes me so fucking proud

[@phenomanal356]

The cloaker is the funniest shit ever, can't believe there is a guy choosing to kick the shit out of you in the middle of a gun fire 😂

[@Teebyzmal]

This session really felt like when an annoying class would make the cool relief teacher have to get serious

[@pantherapardus1398]

I love it when SMII7Y satisfies us with warm, thick, filling content.

[@probablykitty.8690]

EXCUSE ME?!

[@pantherapardus1398]

@@probablykitty.8690 You heard me.

[@TheCatstronaut]

what "content"are you talking about tho? 🤨

[@Fr0stArc]

I sure do love myself some SMII7Y Swiss Rolls too, gotta get some more some time

[@kiracomments-chca2747]

@@probablykitty.8690: We both had the same idea and I love it XD

[@pawesomegaming]

im surprised smitty and his toddlers been able to do it stealthly.

[@emperorgoose166]

im so glad they keep playing payday because they always make it way funnier than it should be

[@elitely6748]

You know this is absolutely hilarious when Smii7Y is somehow predicting and being the smart'ish one. These guys always make us laugh!

[@RHBR01]

Smii7y having to wrangle the others was absolutely *hilarious.* Very much gave off the energy of him having them all on child leashes.

[@otterboi4240]

I really like the teamwork that happens when this group robs a bank.

[@PhaserFelix]

Like a wise man once said. "It easier to rob a bank because when you don't have any friends to ruin it"

[@something1854]

i had a stroke reading this

[@ValuableBlueberry]

i think you forgot some words lol

[@Momlikesdarkmeat]

⁠@@ValuableBlueberry or just one word to many either way…

[@alwaysstayclassy.forever]

r/ihadastroke or r/boneappletea guys?

[@ValuableBlueberry]

@@alwaysstayclassy.forever idk

[@JpGriZz]

24:37 That guard turned around and was like, "Aye yo, this guy is seriously hurt. I better call an ambu... is that a gun?"

[@spinoraptor3233]

Man, Smii7y is gonna have a wild time when he realizes that the suppressor is free to put on the pistol.

[@user-wj5io5fh4t]

At 18:50 droid was the first one out and yet security targeted him 😂😂

[@jadchamma5933]

4:47 i lost it here when Smii7i turned and looked at the printer going nuts with explosions going on in the hallway and Smii7i screaming "RESTART" like a maniac 🤣

[@Volcanix_Games]

Smii7y: *Tells matt what not to do* Matt: Hello I am matt I do matt things *Jumps off building at 17:45 *

[@TheGreatToastie]

Every time Smii7y uploads it’s like opening a Christmas present

[@SylveonStyle420]

At 15:49 when Smii7y gets locked out, I died laughing at his squeaky little voice😂😂😂

[@Frfr509]

"I hope we find a cloaker" 20-second later "A CLOAKER AHHHHHH"😂

[@Thkboi24]

When smii7y’s video is over 25 mins you already know it going to be a good one

[@terencemiller2800]

I love the mayhem that this game brings

[@DalesDubs]

7:50 kudos to the editor for the detail of muffling Droid's scream after the flashbang went off 😂

[@endlesslife720]

Lets not lie now! We all know smitty makes us allways laugh

[@Antasful69]

17:54 Matt jumping off the roof is always funny to watch. Gotta love his scream😂

[@hiimapotato123]

Smii7y is back at it again with the predictions 😭😭

[@tylerglanovsky1442]

I haven’t smile in like 2 weeks due to a rough divorce I’m going through until this video. Thank you Smii7y

[@mute525]

Smitty, if you go up to the windows, you can put down a armored layer on the windows so that they can't shoot you for the windows There should be a button beside the windows.

[@Boost_Your_Brain_]

6:28 Best non-smoking add ever 🤣🤣

[@rafatrold1247]

"a cloacker!!" *instantly shoots* 😂

[@elliotgh4956]

9:56 made me choke and spit out my food😂😂 also Blarg is so chaotic I love him

[@genoveus]

That was an amazing run, Smii7y; granted it took many attempts, but it was a wonderful thing to watch you guys actually succeed and improve in a small amount of time in this video.

[@user-xu9bn8of7e]

i dont why but seeing them succced this mission with stealth at the end,for some reason it made me smile,love you all guys,keep making great videos

[@CosmicHarusaki]

I feel like when Blarg is involved in Heist games like Payday, he goes trigger happy and blasts civvies, like he’s that gung-ho.

[@lornbaker1083]

I can feel the spirit of bane face palming. "Come on, heisters, get it together."

[@ysweetvidz]

Hearing droid tell on matt like a child tells on his brother was soo funny to me and i dont know why.

[@malpheus4299]

The fact civillians don't even comment on you crawling around...truly immersive.

[@high_solder_tf2]

Always makes me die from laughing. Love it.

[@user-eq2bv5jk1u]

I love how smitty was trying so hard to keep everything under control and make the others take it seriously, but in the end it didn't even matter.

[@crazycow4172]

The guard bit had such Deep Rock Galactic energy, Smitty and the gang gotta get back to the mines

[@PrettyPearlAllDay]

This perfectly sums up playing Pay Day 3 with guys who never played. It's brutal trying to stealth a heist

[@PoutyLina]

40 minutes of chaos is EXACTLY what I needed today, thank you smii7y

[@HopeGenesis]

I fell asleep whilst watching a documentary and this played next and startled me awake... worth it

[@kanegrant1887]

This is the first time I've ever seen this group wrangled and working together

[@helpme2883]

It doesn't feel the same without bane saying "guys, the thermal drill, go get it."

[@L33T_Taco]

HEY GUYS i just wanted you to know.............. Theres a guard :)

[@JamesMiller-lb3sk]

I like it how Smiity was the only one who knew what to do

[@Official-Sovietcrab]

opening clip was gold. pure chaos

[@ASuddenRose]

Fun fact: The default pistol has a default supressor that you can equip. Doing this stealth without silenced weapons is impressive, tho.

[@soulsspiral]

another banger from smii7y

[@ConnorMasato]

The funny thing about them all pointing at the guard while standing next to him is that you couldn't do that in payday 2 if you had armor, yours be detected INSTANTLY

[@a_random_dude1266]

Marking the guards gives off the same vibes as "We're rich!" from DRG

[@Goldeggz71]

“Is that a grenade?”- Puffers famous last words

[@mr.r6928]

When ever Smii7y makes a payday video it's always so entertaining!

[@nikki4803]

I had never heard of Payday until Smii7y's videos from last year so for the longest time I never understood the true fear of the Cloakers until 9:55

[@sebikivan2159]

these videos just give me more intrusive thoughts for when I play with people

[@calebrobbins6406]

That was actually pretty cool, especially when the gang got their stuff together

[@MichaelxVoorhees]

I love smiitys content more than most. And i understand the struggle of content. Especially for new ppl but the things i know to be exag or ... continue what you need love it and hope it goes well

[@Bigunclestone]

People that don’t know this series live under me not a rock

[@jonathanparsons5798]

This is going into the prediction montage

[@Mhhhhk-t]

Smitty PLEASE play more of this !! This games so fun to watch !!

[@aidenplays5686]

This vid makes me want to rob a bank irl

[@gregvs.theworld451]

This video convinced me we need a Payday movie that's just 4 D&D characters robbing places. Maybe cast a solid group of funnymen to be the inept robbers.

[@Spidery_]

I hope this is as good as the last one

[@t_t9964]

Cant believe that i just realized this. The only game that will make smitty actually sweating was robbing a bank. Mann, smitty could run around pouring chaos to real worlds and get away with it.

[@DJresnoGaming]

Man, that game at the end was worth the wait. That was crazy.

[@13xPetra]

I haven't seen SMii7y so scared before, but I have seen his chaos before! Perhaps he should play Phasmophobia for more fear and more chaos!

[@Wingr]

*Smii7y uploads video with friends *It's the new Payday *It's 39 minutes THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

[@jacey_night]

I've never appreciated flom, Tucker, and Eli so much right now.

[@akramkimou23]

Its always a good day when SMii7HY posts a video

[@braddawgg6577]

#1 on trending for gaming much deserved