I Robbed a Bank with the Worst Group of People

[@SMii7Y]

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[@Ruanabdey]

Hmm I'll think about it

[@unclejoethemolester]

Im gonna touch you mr milk man

[@Helldiver-000]

Can I get some money too 😢

[@Gummy-Bworg]

W smi77y

[@Whitehawk-]

mmm gribby

[@dmcfan3845]

The first 10 seconds perfectly sum up the entirety of payday 3. Calm then pure chaos

[@dxrkbull7554]

fr

[@nuru666]

Like somebody who keeps their shit together during a grease fire but doesn't know water bad.

[@kameronjones7139]

When the servers are actually up

[@chaosmiles07]

The first 10 seconds are nice, yes, but there's just one thing missing: the soundtrack.

[@ashermorgen]

@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5no

[@shinypikagaming]

There’s nothing more terrifying than Smitty having to be a voice of reason…

[@Theo.o.winnie]

💀

[@Snowbriarwood]

Hahaha.... You joking right?... Now that I think about... Smii7y = Chaos Smii7y needs to be words of reason... Hmmm.... Did the world end or something?

[@Joyful_Traitor]

Wouldn't Matt be more terrifying as a voice of reason?

[@dfdedsdcd]

​@@Joyful_Traitor That's every video with the Goons. It happens so often it isn't as terrifying as it should be.

[@Heroo01]

homie have you watched the goons play any game ever

[@DatboiZyion]

I love how Tucker, Eli, and Kryoz is all control and orderly while Matt, Puffer, and Droid is just unending chaos

[@VanillaSchleep]

and somehow smii7y manages to achieve the stealth route with the latter 😭😭😭

[@zeothesnowwolf2937]

​@@VanillaSchleepand in less attempts

[@massgunner4152]

​@@zeothesnowwolf2937they're very good lemmings

[@8unnylover]

The grenade incident was definitely not orderly lol

[@Grizz-Barr]

Can’t wait to see Grizzy play this with SMII7Y

[@AlexDreemurr]

Smitty throwing on the mask and grabbing the guard and telling his team to "stay calm" was genuinely one of the coolest moments smitty has had. He sounded actually so skilled and confident.

[@Jok3r00]

Then for it to all fall through cause the guard had a metal plate for a face

[@darkwolfstudioes]

When?

[@AlexDreemurr]

28:19@@darkwolfstudioes

[@bananabrains8102]

28:27

[@NubE-Co]

the game didn't age well :/

[@adoraperson3833]

I felt Smii7y's pain during the "blue globe" 25:30 debacle. I would've lost my damn mind tbh.

[@fitybux4664]

"What's the color?" "It's a globe." 😆 What are these, children?

[@fishbollz]

Best part was it wasn't even a globe

[@funtier]

I swear Smii7y is more scared of Cloakers than any scary game he’s played

[@kiracomments-chca2747]

XD Ikr

[@DanielSan013]

As he should be

[@angelicfraud]

cloaker is the scary game fr

[@mOki.i]

they are fucking terrifying

[@Zoom44444]

Bruh when you here that sound it's like a nam flash back

[@sillygoose2019]

The sheer primal panic when he realized there was a Cloaker actually made me chuckle

[@Nerd1704]

It's understandable, those things are terrifying

[@sunshinefirefox]

Smii7y trying to teach his friends this game feels like a single dad trying to get his kids to listen to what he says while they keep getting distracted. 10/10 video.

[@DanteTorn]

I love it when Smitty and co are actually trying to do something correctly. It makes the stakes actually exist because the "will they won't they" becomes a real question rather than just "I know they're going to poop all over everything"

[@lukeolenchak4521]

Security: chasing a man in a restricted area Other three men in the restricted area: “LET HIM ARREST YOU LET HIM ARREST YOU”

[@EndingSniper101]

Imagine being a civilian just seeing this all go down

[@YTflagsCommentsOnMentalIness]

Like in Israel, but with more killing

[@w4tt58]

Blarg would shoot you.

[@brodyalbert9214]

I don't think you'd be seeing too long. But it would be hilarious while it lasted

[@toddelmsworth640]

Unless your the civvie Blarg happens to shoot you… which is inevitable, I realized that while I’m typing this

[@Lungs979]

​@@brodyalbert9214i would gladly die to see this in real life

[@Bigpuffer]

Hey that’s not nice

[@Theguythatstoleyourmeme]

Too bad

[@Tyler_does_animation_stuff]

YOOO hi puffer

[@VoltZYToGood]

Aw man

[@terminator3768]

El stupido

[@wallywherewent]

Beans

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

I’d actually say that Smitty and his friends are very good bank robbers Because if _they_ don’t know what they’re doing, then the police certainly don’t know either

[@DailyDemon]

That’s one way to look at it😂

[@purpleYamask]

I don't think you can Drunken Master your way through a bank heist lmao

[@shyguy613_]

Slow mo and pause at 21:02

[@kiracomments-chca2747]

@@purpleYamask: XD

[@Real_Potato_Man]

'To confuse the enemy, you have to confuse yourself." - Sun Tzu

[@strixsoren6847]

21:51 That would actually be a neat mechanic. Distracting staff by talking with them so a teammate can stealth behind them for an objective.

[@elitely6748]

4:44 That abrupt cut to screaming, explosions, sparks and a broken printer with gunfire and a dead guard is hilarious! Payday in a nutshell!

[@FireBirdPrints]

For new players, When you first start, you can buy a suppressor for the pistol since you start with 10k. Also if you vote restart a heist, everything stays the same, card locations, switch colors, camera locations. Example when they switch was the blue cross hair to open the door

[@absolution6191]

Also when guards catch you in a private area, don't run, just stay still and have them escort into a public area.

[@conorramage5517]

Yeah and cops don't care if unmasked heisters have bags on backs in public areas. Or private even. You will be escorted as if you didn't have a bag

[@flarthemself]

i don’t think they could have afforded it, they bought masks

[@JosephHk743]

11 attempts for full stealth with 3 friends who haven’t played is honestly not too bad. The conflicting banter and funny shenanigans was worth watching!

[@drizzllyy]

“A CLOAKER!! AHHHH” sums up payday pretty well💀

[@that1bunny821]

10:56 went from camera, phone, and then saying hi while ur trying to explain things! its like dealing with a bunch of kids!

[@GodlyPlayer9163]

I love how confidently he teaches them while also being wrong sometimes, or how he says "if they spot you, dont move he will escort you out" and then all of them proceed to get spotted and move while smii7y tells them to run away lol

[@dragondph4519]

Remember, if your friend gets caught by a guard, you have to continuously point at the guard the entire time they are being escorted to really rub it in

[@phoenixrose1995]

love how smiity told them "if spotted in this area, stand still and the guard will escort you out" but then the moment someone gets spotted smitty goes "just run!" XD

[@Teebyzmal]

This session really felt like when an annoying class would make the cool relief teacher have to get serious

[@viktorvaldez4232]

22:27 I love Droid just eating in mission

[@EmperorGooseEdits]

im so glad they keep playing payday because they always make it way funnier than it should be

[@strykerxt3682]

I just want to imagine, a band of 4 heisters trying to crack open a vault gate, having radios trying to figure out the color of the switch, and they argue which color it is at 25:06. Man, Smii7y and the others make me laugh my balls off.

[@TYdood8127]

8:50 The fear in his voice saying “A CLOAKER!” Was something

[@brziperiod]

Brotha the sound lmao. Badger fans know. One of his friends had a disposable camera that made the OG cloaker sound when he turned it on and he freaked out lmao PTSD.

[@qhu3878]

​@@brziperiodcloakers truly are the embodiment of pure terror

[@Johno1612]

it was so good at 9:55 when he just turned around and got kicked in the face

[@otterboi4240]

I really like the teamwork that happens when this group robs a bank.

[@highlightrealm420]

the fact smii7y was a background character in vanoss videos back in the day and knew he could do it on his own… love to see the quality of the vids, the transitions, animations. makes me so fucking proud

[@RHBR01]

Smii7y having to wrangle the others was absolutely *hilarious.* Very much gave off the energy of him having them all on child leashes.

[@pantherapardus1398]

I love it when SMII7Y satisfies us with warm, thick, filling content.

[@probablykitty.8690]

EXCUSE ME?!

[@pantherapardus1398]

@@probablykitty.8690 You heard me.

[@TheCatstronaut]

what "content"are you talking about tho? 🤨

[@Fr0stArc]

I sure do love myself some SMII7Y Swiss Rolls too, gotta get some more some time

[@kiracomments-chca2747]

@@probablykitty.8690: We both had the same idea and I love it XD

[@ehnehm]

Them pointing at guards and cameras has the same energy as dwarves in DRG pinging compressed gold and mushrooms

[@taiconan8857]

"It's a goo sack!"

[@ehnehm]

@@taiconan8857 WE'RE RICH!

[@elitely6748]

You know this is absolutely hilarious when Smii7Y is somehow predicting and being the smart'ish one. These guys always make us laugh!

[@pawesomegaming]

im surprised smitty and his toddlers been able to do it stealthly.

[@UnknwnPhoenix]

Smii7y's silence in attempt #5 was deafening. Like bro was so mad not even words could describe his disappointment.

[@TheHammySquirrel]

Imagine Smii7y robbing a bank in real life, I would pay money to see that!😂

[@shmoop357]

so would everyone in the bank, although maybe not willingly

[@OverEnhance]

​@@shmoop357lol

[@dliv3]

​@@shmoop357badum tssh

[@josiahneer4360]

He would be like so give me the money tbh idk what im doing here

[@rubaemaster7036]

And he would be grateful for the donation

[@ΙωάννηςΡάπτης-ζ5γ]

i dont why but seeing them succced this mission with stealth at the end,for some reason it made me smile,love you all guys,keep making great videos

[@JpGriZz]

24:37 That guard turned around and was like, "Aye yo, this guy is seriously hurt. I better call an ambu... is that a gun?"

[@MichaelxVoorhees]

I love smiitys content more than most. And i understand the struggle of content. Especially for new ppl but the things i know to be exag or ... continue what you need love it and hope it goes well

[@TheGreatToastie]

Every time Smii7y uploads it’s like opening a Christmas present

[@terencemiller2800]

I love the mayhem that this game brings

[@genoveus]

That was an amazing run, Smii7y; granted it took many attempts, but it was a wonderful thing to watch you guys actually succeed and improve in a small amount of time in this video.

[@Thkboi24]

When smii7y’s video is over 25 mins you already know it going to be a good one

[@PoutyLina]

40 minutes of chaos is EXACTLY what I needed today, thank you smii7y

[@Frfr509]

"I hope we find a cloaker" 20-second later "A CLOAKER AHHHHHH"😂

[@DalesDubs]

7:50 kudos to the editor for the detail of muffling Droid's scream after the flashbang went off 😂

[@spinoraptor3233]

Man, Smii7y is gonna have a wild time when he realizes that the suppressor is free to put on the pistol.

[@Mhhhhk-t]

Smitty PLEASE play more of this !! This games so fun to watch !!

[@SirDistic]

I LOVE how no matter what game you guys play, you always act like gremlins and create absolute chaos. It's incredible content. It also makes me happy that you guys are not out in public.

[@endlesslife720]

Lets not lie now! We all know smitty makes us allways laugh

[@mr.r6928]

When ever Smii7y makes a payday video it's always so entertaining!

[@PhaserFelix]

Like a wise man once said. "It easier to rob a bank because when you don't have any friends to ruin it"

[@something1854]

i had a stroke reading this

[@ValuableBlueberry]

i think you forgot some words lol

[@Momlikesdarkmeat]

⁠@@ValuableBlueberry or just one word to many either way…

[@alwaysstayclassy.forever]

r/ihadastroke or r/boneappletea guys?

[@ValuableBlueberry]

@@alwaysstayclassy.forever idk

[@s.danielpie5304]

0:15 R O C K

[@Averybritishbear]

C H I C K H E N

[@thick447murasame5]

I just spammed the Rock timestamps for 10 minutes, and I must say time well spent

[@DareDevil_00I]

AND S T O N E!

[@thenewsatinbobcat5575]

18:57 that gaurd really went and said, "Yeah you were caught in a restricted area, but your friend over there.... he's mexican." *proceeds to pull out pistol* lmao

[@soulsspiral]

another banger from smii7y

[@Da_Bomb123]

Always in for a good time whenever SMii7Y uploads 😄

[@lornbaker1083]

I can feel the spirit of bane face palming. "Come on, heisters, get it together."

[@Boost_Your_Brain_]

6:28 Best non-smoking add ever 🤣🤣

[@crazycow4172]

The guard bit had such Deep Rock Galactic energy, Smitty and the gang gotta get back to the mines

[@malpheus4299]

The fact civillians don't even comment on you crawling around...truly immersive.

[@high_solder_tf2]

Always makes me die from laughing. Love it.

[@akramkimou23]

Its always a good day when SMii7HY posts a video

[@mehrawrr]

working a day as a guard and then all of a sudden four people in suits just walk up to you and start saying over and over. "There's a guard" "There's a guard" "There's a guard" "There's a guard" "There's a guard" "There's a guard" "There's a guard" *"There's a guard"*

[@jasonguy1875]

Absolutely love this video and can't wait to see more! I honestly like it when Smii7y and the boys try and play the game properly but also make it extremely chaotic. 😂

[@Antasful69]

17:54 Matt jumping off the roof is always funny to watch. Gotta love his scream😂

[@jadchamma5933]

4:47 i lost it here when Smii7i turned and looked at the printer going nuts with explosions going on in the hallway and Smii7i screaming "RESTART" like a maniac 🤣

[@JuniorKlett]

Love the video keep up the good work!

[@Masterpotatothesecond]

At 18:50 droid was the first one out and yet security targeted him 😂😂

[@mandigarrett1373]

Y'all are straight chaos and I love it!!!

[@octavalsalt9630]

Always refreshing to watch so much chaos.

[@CosmicHarusaki]

I feel like when Blarg is involved in Heist games like Payday, he goes trigger happy and blasts civvies, like he’s that gung-ho.

[@elliotgh4956]

9:56 made me choke and spit out my food😂😂 also Blarg is so chaotic I love him

[@darklord1366]

The victory in their voices at the end of the video was awesome and legendary for me good job on this video smitty props for you and the boys for this amazing video

[@braddawgg6577]

#1 on trending for gaming much deserved

[@hiimapotato123]

Smii7y is back at it again with the predictions 😭😭

[@mute525]

Smitty, if you go up to the windows, you can put down a armored layer on the windows so that they can't shoot you for the windows There should be a button beside the windows.

[@Phoenix11234]

I haven’t smile in like 2 weeks due to a rough divorce I’m going through until this video. Thank you Smii7y

[@Volcanix_Games]

Smii7y: *Tells matt what not to do* Matt: Hello I am matt I do matt things *Jumps off building at 17:45 *

[@ConnorMasato]

The funny thing about them all pointing at the guard while standing next to him is that you couldn't do that in payday 2 if you had armor, yours be detected INSTANTLY

[@SylveonStyle420]

At 15:49 when Smii7y gets locked out, I died laughing at his squeaky little voice😂😂😂

[@David-rq6zn]

Another wonderful smii7y upload ❤

[@xanderwalker676]

PAYDAY sponsors usually have the youtuber slavering over PAYDAY or any game really. but SMii7Y, his sponsors come from the heart, hilarious and appreciated, also it makes me want to actually get PAYDAY 3 so i'm saving LOL, thanks for all the videos on it they're extremely entertaining and funny, keep it up!

[@H0LL0WTheUndead]

All of the screams he has ever done on all his channels combined don't come near him screaming, "A CLOAKER AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!"

[@Official-Sovietcrab]

opening clip was gold. pure chaos

[@ysweetvidz]

Hearing droid tell on matt like a child tells on his brother was soo funny to me and i dont know why.

[@rafatrold1247]

"a cloacker!!" *instantly shoots* 😂

[@HopeGenesis]

I fell asleep whilst watching a documentary and this played next and startled me awake... worth it

[@raeguitar2753]

First time I have seen blarg actually be serious, and please do more videos on payday 3 this video was funny and amazing

[@Killface177]

Super happy to hear you landed a sponsorship for this! Keep up the great work.

[@kanegrant1887]

This is the first time I've ever seen this group wrangled and working together

[@calebrobbins6406]

That was actually pretty cool, especially when the gang got their stuff together

[@gengarboi8745]

Seeing Blarg jump off the building (twice) from every perspective was the best part of watching you guys play this game.

[@BaguetteBread1]

Bro when the guards see you STAY IN THE YELLOW CIRCLE

[@Spidery_]

I hope this is as good as the last one

[@a_random_dude1266]

Marking the guards gives off the same vibes as "We're rich!" from DRG

[@sebikivan2159]

these videos just give me more intrusive thoughts for when I play with people

[@PrettyPearlAllDay]

This perfectly sums up playing Pay Day 3 with guys who never played. It's brutal trying to stealth a heist

[@feely822]

Love the vids always a good distraction from irl ❤❤

[@kaewierdoni4640]

I'd love to see more heists of the different missions