I Robbed My Subscriber's Minecraft Realms

uh-oh. thief time
Filmed Live on Twitch: / wilbursoot
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Edited: / elodie.gif
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Music used:
Incompetech - Kevin Macleod

[@heather9353]

"I look so dapper and British" "So we're robbing a Scotsman"

[@holdonnow_youngster]

hes very british isnt he

[@mypetisloveMSP]

brother???

[@bobeyyy]

"Us Scots will get our revenge" -ItzLeembo 2020

[@tammushican4823]

@@bobeyyy did my fellow Scot just qoute himself?? Ye wee glaiket

[@tythanielproductions2448]

And blame it on the Irish

[@Apollo9898LP]

Why is it that Wilbur with suspenders and glasses looks like the student aid to an archeology professor, but Wilbur with suspenders and no glasses looks like the e-boy who's going to break my heart

[@cameronscott9399]

And with glasses but no suspenders is both

[@paleiosaur]

Get u a man who can do both 👀

[@kreg8681]

oddly specific yet correct

[@blxfull_artzz1301]

It’s kinda hot ngl😳

[@weeb6927]

Apollo9898LPs you have 69 subs. WE GOT EM!

[@koolkidpaige]

“I AM THE KING” Knocks over camera to reveal slide whistle

[@wasder-xm5so]

August 15 The date is etched in my mind Everytime I hear it I go back I'm there. Sliding to success with *CallMeCarson* My parents enter the room They ask, " Charlie are you *OK?* " I reach for the sharpest object Its a slide whistle How fitting

[@K1nda_Yeh]

*OH NO*

[@bittle_bove2343]

*clacks fingers*

[@khaiepic]

@@wasder-xm5so WHERE IS THIS FROM. I NEED TO KNOW THE ORIGIN

[@kristjan002]

@@khaiepic same

[@amayya201]

I still can’t get over the fact there was a whole dream cult and Wilbur had no clue who he was at the time

[@ellanenalive]

i’m just imagining dream seeing this vid when it came out freaking out cause he was in a wilbur soot video

[@brinaskore]

​@@ellanenalive wasn't dream more popular than wilbur here tho..?

[@ellanenalive]

@@brinaskore probably, but the fact that Will didn’t know who he was, and Dream was a fan of his, it still would’ve been cool yk?

[@ZackeryCochran]

"Who are you?" "I'm Wilbur. Show me where you keep the diamonds." *Casually throws stack of diamonds to stranger.* Wilbur: "I'm out."

[@darigglyfishman398]

the dirty boy thrill is gone

[@justarose]

This really got me🤣

[@idfkanymorelmao9780]

And that's what being a simp is lads

[@unifyyed]

understandable have a nice day

[@aasdasdasdasdasdadsd]

No

[@bolognatheroach8576]

Wilbur: is sneaking around Also Wilbur irl: *whispers so they don't hear them*

[@minemekhi]

local british man arrested after saying"Im gonna touch does bees"

[@temphe.]

Also Wilbur: streams what he does to thousands of people

[@Corindon]

Wilbur do annother video like that cus me likies.

[@bolognatheroach8576]

Nicolas Renaud I'm not no scientist but I dont think I'm Wilbur

[@nightmarebrand0n908]

T H E Y

[@michaelaj5977]

"they don't know what I'm up to yet" Wilbur you just stole their horse

[@arccv]

"they don't know what I'm up to yet" - coronavirus spreading silently around the world 2020

[@3nv-]

*their hort

[@michaelaj5977]

@@3nv- my bad 😂

[@pinkponyluna]

Michaela J My dyslexic ass thought you said House. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@ash8421]

@@pinkponyluna lmao so did I.. didn't notice it wasn't house until I read your comment..

[@TheClosetIsGlass_]

Wilbur: *Literally joins a cult realm* Also Wilbur: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STEAL THINGS?

[@ashlingemberstone3913]

Ruined the 69, but you’re worth it

[@siteofgrace]

@@ashlingemberstone3913you demon you ungodly monster you villain unlike it or face justice

[@StupidNSimplesns]

I like how none of his subs are excited to see him in their realm, they're just mildy displeased by his presence

[@user-tb4sl4ex2q]

Because they know the only reason he'd be there is to be a dirty crime boy lmao

[@spicyduck473]

666 like

[@CubicCrow._.]

I was gunna like but likes at 666 so I did not

[@tathnousoxide9707]

I BROKE THE 666 >:D MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ha ha... haa... what on earth did that accomplish?

[@CubicCrow._.]

@@tathnousoxide9707 I can like now

[@lyk6333]

hey wilbur. it’s me, lykqnth, that guy that missed 3 times when trying to kill you. thanks for the amazing birthday man, we did not think you’d actually join smpMIC. i now have legal rights to say that i killed you on my birthday. honestly from our perspective (we were all in a vc together), we were all shouting “KILL” as we hunted you down. we’d love to see you again, :]. edit: please stop asking to join the realm now. it’s gone, and not a lot of us talk as much anymore. it’s great to look back on, but it’s gone.

[@chokebury]

I second that! It was an experience of a lifetime, I could practically hear my heartbeat in my ears

[@KevinityTW]

hey, that indeed is lykanth, i am trdssk, the owner. all of us went absolutely ape brain when wil joined and its honestly some of the most fun we've ever had together

[@PromoCraft-rz3vz]

which realm?

[@KevinityTW]

@@PromoCraft-rz3vz smpMIC

[@chokebury]

@@PromoCraft-rz3vz home of Simp City :)

[@keiracooney1867]

wilbur, any other time: nice, innocent, kind wilbur, wearing suspenders: dirty crime boy

[@hunterfunnyguy]

completely incorrect hes always a little bastard

[@ReatExists]

innocent? no he isnt

[@ShitskaterNoah]

"squirrel" *fucking buries a whole live horse*

[@otisjoi]

I’m really annoyed we didn’t get to see what was at the bottom of the lava pit in the cult I was so invested

[@tigerlily4703]

Ikr? I need to know

[@LucidWeedy]

Time stamp ples

[@Yourlocalbush]

@@LucidWeedy 22:45

[@LucidWeedy]

@@Yourlocalbush ty ty

[@zeearts9484]

One more like to @otisjoi 's comment and it's 800 likes

[@samajakan944]

button: *spawns salmon* Wilbur: Wilbur, ten years later: and that, Fundy, is how I met your mother

[@velioness2861]

lmao

[@ilikecakesandcatsmeow4210]

Lol

[@hobblerr]

LOL

[@psychott6]

Sally the salmon, Fucked by the canon His name is wilbursoot! *continue the song*

[@kimdongwon9782]

@Shroomie Woomie and he puts on a boot

[@ryanw-oo1hh]

Doctor: Amish Wilbur doesn't exist, he can't hurt you. Amish Wilbur:

[@saxx9088]

Ryan Wheeler he’s not Amish he’s the artful dodger

[@ryanw-oo1hh]

@@saxx9088Tolladay? More like Holiday. Boom Roasted.

[@saxx9088]

Ryan Wheeler you sound like every five year old I went to school with

[@ryanw-oo1hh]

@@saxx9088 That's what I was going for my good sir.

[@saxx9088]

Ryan Wheeler well congrats I guess? (btw that isn’t sarcasm)

[@tlouitas]

“Oh they’re saying fuck England.” _“Oh they’re saying things about my mother.”_

[@notgabriel8624]

I’m so unnerved at the random finding of a Dream cult

[@notgabriel8624]

yeeto cheeto the KZbinr Dream. He’s a Minecraft youtuber

[@cosmicpulse7459]

yeeto cheeto do you mean the phoenix sc uno video?

[@bap3227]

that cult is so creepy, i wanna remake it

[@jarHead2313]

@@notgabriel8624 wait, I thought those cultish signs were using the lyrics to the Dream song that Sharkboy sang in Sharkboy and Lavagirl, this cult thing actually goes deeper?

[@notgabriel8624]

Jeez Mareez I mean I think it’s a cult to the KZbinr, the big face at 22:36 resembles his skin/profile picture to me at least

[@grypph]

This better become a series, everyone will be trying to make a Wilbur-proof realm.

[@Xanthopathy]

No, that sounds horrible

[@dontmindmejustlisteningtom8225]

I actually agree with this.I want to try this.

[@erikho6936]

Wilbur spawns in a realm, his underground... in a cell...

[@Ash-zc3yv]

Gryphono YES

[@whateverppl1229]

and if anyone has a realm, they can hire me for the low low price of free, ill help wilbur-proof your realm

[@lesbianspacecadet]

No one: Wilbur: *records evidence of his crimes*

[@illusionaryheart3325]

And what if his victims are watching the stream

[@sarahlikestreez]

Genious among men.

[@margrette8835]

Sarah Athome Genuis*

[@evieuwu5506]

Automatically reminded me of Gentle from my hero academia idek

[@howdoesonesocial]

@@evieuwu5506 awe, Gentle is my favorite villain uwu

[@naum_xou_eu]

Its funny how the cult thing was a Dream cult and Wilbur had no idea who Dream was and there were people in the chat who also didn't know XDDD

[@philipkinane7392]

Wilbur: I'm gonna rob my subscribers Accidentally discovers a cult

[@mesaplayer9636]

I wish he actually finished the map

[@doggydab3708]

It says not a cult dumbass

[@ThunderCrims]

Dreeeeaaaammmmmmm...

[@stanferrolino12]

a Dream cult, to be accurate. A DREAM DREAM CULT

[@Jess-pp5lv]

Stan Ferrolino *sharkboy and lavagirl flashbacks*

[@OneFluffyBun]

"Ya see him over there? The Scotsman, he's ready to hunt me." is probably the best thing I've ever heard.

[@Doge__]

4:00

[@mishabudilov8617]

DogeChild .8

[@clarkdanger3841]

no “IM TOUCHIN YA BEES MOTHERF*CKERS” is my new fav quote of all time

[@MissLonely]

Wil- *kills a sheep steals a cow* Also wil - "this is PETA" Me- ... sounds about right.

[@Maski500]

That’s exactly what peta does

[@floppaosu]

@@Maski500 "don't wear wool, let the sheep die from heat".

[@projectD1S]

That's not PETA! If it was PETA he'd have to kill a dog or two as well!

[@admiralraven9079]

Wilbur: is dirty crime boy Also Wilbur: “They’re saying things about my mother. :(“

[@harrytucker2158]

I think that Wilbur purposefully left the clips of him squirrel-ing just to let people find them. He's too nice to actually steal.

[@lo_fi_beats695]

Waluigi he did that for content

[@Bob-bt4vw]

@Corruption well, I think it was a live stream because of the parts with chat which means you can just watch the stream to find the stuff. Edit: yeah there’s a link in the description

[@toxpov3612]

@@Bob-bt4vw bruh you can literally see the chat in the top right the entire video lmao, of course it's a livestream

[@Bob-bt4vw]

@@toxpov3612 yeah I can see the chat so I was pretty sure it was a livestream. But I’ve made my fair share of mistakes so I almost never say things 100% in case it’s wrong. (Also as you can see I said it was a stream In the edit)

[@toxpov3612]

@@Bob-bt4vw yeah, that's a good way to go about it, I just wanted to say that the chat was a dead giveaway.

[@michaelaj5977]

Can you imagine how dumb Wilbur looked when he was trying to escape on a horse that was on a LEAD

[@Boricosa]

It looked like a scene directly from the old wild west cartoons

[@adam-kq4jc]

#wilburslow

[@michaelaj5977]

@Ymanol fuentes yeah I think so

[@spectreshepard1]

#dumbass

[@carolwhite1256]

dont you mean a HORT

[@justas423]

Using a lead on the horse someone's riding is such a cowboy move.

[@CinnamonSlvt]

Justas big yeehaw energy

[@AAAAAA-ik3sj]

*hort

[@thealcatrazguy6707]

Red dead online flashbacks

[@steva2971]

@@AAAAAA-ik3sj hors*

[@PlacidSine]

Justas that was cool but i think will just road the horse while it had a leash because hes a soy boy

[@weirdcakes304]

Is it just me or does anybody else want a continuation of the cult story? Honestly seems like a good Tales of the SMP story where Karl (and maybe some others) wake up in the cult’s lair and have to escape, with Pee Dog of course. If this was turned into a full story, we could get answers to questions like what were the experiments about, who is Pee Dog, and why does DreamXD have a cult? Also in the TOTSMP episode it would probably be DreamXD instead for it makes much more sense from a lore standpoint.

[@lanadelreyismom]

Yea ikr

[@Bread-jf5do]

tag yourself im the dude who walked in, looked at wilbur, gave him 5 dirt and then left

[@MindLayer]

@@TheGuy_0 dude.. saying "tag yourself" just means they relate to said person. not cap, you're just an idiot

[@user-gy9dp8tq7v]

@@MindLayer Shut up thats what they meant u bish

[@MindLayer]

@@user-gy9dp8tq7v girl.. I was replying to someone saying the person was lying about being the guy. the person I was replying to deleted their comment

[@alaina109]

@@user-gy9dp8tq7v what’s with gachas and the incorrect spelling of bitch

[@lemonadesimp8297]

Okeh I'm subscribing

[@stinksorstonks1498]

Imagine being the guy that didnt see wilbur behind the wood and getting publicly clowned

[@Lesquidliestone]

The one at 11 minutes? I'm pretty sure he knew Wilbur was there, unless you're usually in the habit of throwing your enchanted diamond sword and axe on the ground for no reason. You can see Wilbur pick them up when he rotates back around the pillar.

[@CRAutist]

11:00

[@CRAutist]

Also I think he’s gonna be made fun of even more for helping a robber.

[@inversefireman]

Doo doot doodoo doot do doot doo DOOT

[@AeroTheVaporeon]

@@inversefireman doo doot dodoo doot doo doooooOoot

[@KingCWaffa]

“This man is a goblin!” Has gotta be the funniest part of the video

[@Miles300s]

Brings me back to D&D campaigns

[@NakaSemperi8479]

• KamikazeKrab • W H A T ?

[@daow4190]

YASS 666th like lol

[@dzelkva5489]

just call Joko to take care of em

[@colekelly-stine896]

Jon S I think salmon button is the funnies

[@crtpx]

29:54 ”Simping is how you get things in this game” best quote of the year -wilbur soot

[@vivsiglolzz]

imagine if the girl is a minor 😭

[@upielipsonyoutube9272]

I like that fact that none of these are actually that harmful to someone's playthrough and he's just so excited about it still

[@CenoriaWoah]

Upielips Yt, the ninja quotes though...

[@ThatCrazyKid0007]

I'd be pretty annoyed by missing 30+ diamonds tbh

[@upielipsonyoutube9272]

@@ThatCrazyKid0007 yes, but you know the general area of where they are

[@chip6933]

self_ He did leave while that one guys enchanted diamond shovel was still in his inventory

[@em-du8kf]

the fact that you came on my friends minecraft server, stole her stuff, I’m proud of you

[@HeysStuff]

:

[@rattusrattus_og]

(:

[@m3rtha]

(((:

[@tessieruit3735]

:)))

[@em-du8kf]

I love how all of you are replying with smiley faces 😂

[@mickaylagjinaj8378]

why did i just watch a 30 minute video of a 23 year old man stealing stuff from his fans on mc

[@Salma_eat_cat_legs]

i mean youre the one who click it-

[@elizahedgehog8468]

Because he's the dirty crime boy lmao. Wilburs great even if he's extremely weird

[@milaraines2684]

Because it’s ✨ Wilbur ✨

[@lewisgreen9181]

i done the same idk y

[@FiveTen007]

This is a prequel to Wilbur finding the dsmp in lore where he goes around lands and kingdoms and finds a salmon spawned finding sally then taking fundy as his child then stealing and hiding things then he finds the dungeon showing dream in the page, he is compelled to join tommy after tommy tells Wilbur of this guy called dream, who’s very powerful. Wilbur then joins the smp, the rest is history

[@fordsrest]

"chim-chimney, chim-chimney chim-chim-cheery, i am the dirtiest crime boy you'll see"

[@nickel3143]

Only true Britain’s will know what that means

[@pip-mc8732]

@@nickel3143 good thing i do

[@jeanninemarie7623]

TommyInnit has joined the game

[@penelopeharrell1932]

I know but I ain’t British lol

[@ItzSophieDaPandaa]

@@nickel3143 Darn it. I will never know

[@mik.mak.]

“YOU STOLE MY HORT”

[@magentamovie6520]

Denki Kaminari hous

[@draxbrady1535]

Horte

[@villerelc]

hort hous

[@snowythings5567]

Never steal a mans hort

[@samsammerson6972]

E

[@chromedahomie]

“Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve stolen the bible” -Wilbur Soot.

[@AlabamaMan]

*(squid song plays)*

[@chromedahomie]

OMG 1.9K LIKES THANKS SO MUCH!

[@chromedahomie]

@Mikey C. ikr lmao

[@psychott6]

@doom slayer No, he is *mule*

[@mlgguythemlgest]

AAAAAAAYYYYYY AWSOME WE HAVE STOLEN THE BIBLE WOOOOHOOOO YEAAAAAAAH

[@MrMcNuggettt]

im really happy for him and proud of his success but i do miss this kind of stuff/this era

[@cat_9097]

Same ❤🕊😂

[@kyv3574]

I just realized that all the people that got robbed can just watch this video to see where he buried their loot.

[@mechamotion6458]

Yeah that’s what I like about it

[@SecondProfessor]

@@mechamotion6458 yeah its good

[@The_Gaming_Kiwi]

But in some of them he cuts where he goes so some people don't know how to get there

[@poofnephesh]

But some of the clips he skipped the time where he was running to the location So watching the stream is better

[@rockbender3]

Well, he didn’t really show how he got to those places, so the people have to know the geographical landscape of their area.

[@uffordam352]

APRIL: Doesn't know about DREAM JULY:We are starting a revolution against Deam

[@redcup-yw3ku]

November:fight with dream

[@Yeet-cy8tz]

Dude I hate when we fight a revolution against deam

[@himmel8901]

@@Yeet-cy8tz wdym, fighting is perfect

[@ejoty_6128]

NOVERMBER: The whole saga has ended, many have called the finale, and Technoblade was the only true winner And Dream helped him a lot

[@ejoty_6128]

@Internet explorer Thank you, internet explorer!

[@Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it]

Alternative title: grown British man robs child’s Minecraft server

[@user-pc5sw1cs6i]

Underratet comment lmaoooo

[@freeobotpls]

or, in this case children's servers

[@kulvirkaur2696]

Ur back mr egg....................

[@J-McCarty-Farms]

You remind me of THE BLADE

[@prinzenik]

It's the "yea thats gonna be difficult to get back" for me

[@seeanne]

Wilbur saying “see’ya nerd” was the most American he’s ever sounded

[@adoor6241]

he's learning from Techno

[@saintsauce853]

The way he said “hard” sounded American too

[@p1nkclouds_]

would like ur comment but its at 69 and I can't ruin that srry

[@nathanpixelkid]

@@p1nkclouds_ check again its at 188 now

[@p1nkclouds_]

Pixelkid Remixes oh thank you, now I can like :)

[@MantisM1]

Wilbur: Who’s he? **looks at dream picture** Oh Wilbur, little did you know you would have two wars against this man.

[@langletprolet8378]

It's foreshadowing ... his struggle against dream is destiny written in the books lmao

[@aeps2570]

THE PROPHECY

[@noelpayze1615]

Ppp

[@nunastarzz7180]

time stamp?

[@eyadegg8268]

Also 20:43

[@daii_]

I’m convinced the writers of the smp and tales saw this video and thought: “yeah this seems like a good idea”

[@imgay3749]

Well, will is the script writer

[@lilyduguid2266]

@@imgay3749 Lol

[@lovingfalls]

@@imgay3749 I don’t think he scripts Karl’s stuff

[@LazerPotato7]

It must’ve been fun for the people in these realms to watch this and discovered where their stolen items went lol

[@Zenzy]

Quarantined man goes insane, commits digital war crimes

[@CarpetHater]

Government: ''Work from home'' Thiefs:

[@johnsonbaroncaveler6634]

Quarantine Man. What sins will be commit?

[@mrjason3181]

Zenzy 666th like

[@johnsonbaroncaveler6634]

jay oshea stfu no one wants to see this shit.

[@futureshock382]

Digital war crimes remind me of something 2b2t or /pol/ would pull off

[@bmw-yz2pt]

Mmmm yes. 32 minutes of a guy stealing from children that trusted him with their hard work.

[@grugiv]

69 hhahahahahahahahahgawa funny yes finnny number hahagagajahagagag

[@bmw-yz2pt]

@@grugiv sir are you okay

[@akira9031]

@@bmw-yz2pt soooooo Mr krabs?

[@DivineMind222]

Aye comrade... I'm sure there's a political joke in there somewhere...

[@enchantedplays7860]

@@DivineMind222 It's those damn auristocrats

[@theoshew5813]

alternate title: Wilbursoot getting excited about squirreling stuff for 30 minutes

[@lewisgreen9181]

to true

[@theoshew5813]

@@lewisgreen9181 I'm so sorry, I have to, I am legally obligated to: *too

[@lunietoonies]

What?

[@TheGtagAcid]

Wilbur: I’m in creative Captions: I’m in Korea 18:49

[@dannysmellyfeeto1519]

When you get quarantined so you can’t sneak into people’s houses and steal their stuff in real life anymore

[@cfulwiler2791]

Jack Capper underrated comment

[@crumpop3992]

But you can steal from stores and restaurants

[@certifiedpossum8655]

Gov: work from home Robbers:

[@crumpop3992]

In today’s time it’s the purge but everyone is playing passive but nobody’s is robbing your local grocery store c’mon people

[@ethanyoon6821]

"do not touch bees" *_"WE’RE TOUCHING BEES"_*

[@sheilan6159]

minecraft bee porn

[@mewingmanda]

Hervard no

[@parkernark]

Mewing Manda no

[@rydenr.2999]

The similarity between Wilbur and a raccoon is crazy.

[@Starrii_Skies]

Both are cute

[@hystericaljaydee1959]

man, older brother to brother, ay?

[@memyself9102]

3:08 Wilbur : *claps we have stolen the bible XD

[@elliec2225]

I love how the second person he joins sees him and instead of getting excited they just say "i see u SOOT" 4:04

[@matten8073]

Time stamp??

[@krlosz1996]

They know he's up to no good lol

[@VibesOnVr]

Why would they be excited?

[@nova-vp9rj]

@@matten8073 4:04

[@danyo6569]

Wilbur was not that popular back then

[@abigbear8617]

"We have stolen the bible" -Wilbur Soot 2020

[@robynstrelitz1060]

i made the 69th like... nice :D

[@ZekeCorolla]

No I have

[@juanfalcon2639]

I'm gonna steal the declaration of independence

[@abigbear8617]

@@juanfalcon2639 wrong movie

[@scythe2534]

@@robynstrelitz1060 I made the 699th. get on my level, plebe

[@galaxywolf5972]

The fact that Wilbur unscripted somehow ended up in a dream cult

[@4dkarma486]

"COME HERE person i want in cult." -probably a guy in a bath robe.

[@KivenuTheMoth]

Hello fellow galaxy animal who is a Wilbur fan Can I get a time stamp I’m stupid and impatient also wanna know where this is

[@rz2374]

@@KivenuTheMoth i know im late but the heist at 19:21

[@KivenuTheMoth]

@@rz2374 thanks ;-;

[@raven_raven2727]

Yes it's amazing

[@aimeeissocool113]

wilbur: "im thinking straight in here" (18:35) me for no reason: you were thinking gay? this was a joke

[@robbingraccoon9987]

I'm glad my famous clip is being put to good use

[@natashabrightwell6672]

Pog you

[@canaryinacoalmine_]

pog.

[@admiralraven9079]

Pog

[@robbingraccoon9987]

Tf lol

[@trisha404_]

Pog

[@thatwolfinyourbackyard6011]

Imagine having Wilbur go in your realm at last, just to steal your melons and destroy your signs then log off.

[@johntuberton7042]

Thought I should tell you, niki said in an earlier stream she really likes guys with suspenders.

[@IanMalcolm99]

why do you think he has them?

[@yuna3775]

Blatant Jojo Reference because he's a dirty crime boy

[@paincreatesfame]

👀

[@STURNIOLOFAN_12]

I still look back at these good moments even through out all the drama i still look back to the past when everything is good

[@C0FF33_xox]

Fr..

[@Bella18367]

Wilbur in suspenders and glasses: hot nerd Wilbur with suspenders no glasses: the dirty crime boiiiii

[@daiana04]

Yeee dirty crime boiiiiiiii

[@jhiaa_]

With glasses and without glasses*

[@Bella18367]

@@jhiaa_ huh? Dorsey crime boy has glasses?

[@Bella18367]

You get what I mean

[@Reeces_piece]

Problem is which is cuter?

[@Unknown-qm3zy]

Wilbur stays true to his roots by doing the most english thing ever: stealing from other colonies

[@DarkMaster0208]

I feel personally attacked by that.

[@annaspanovich]

pretty accurate

[@FreyR_Kunn]

Josh Origins extremely accurate. As an English man:I approve.

[@jacksoncarwile5757]

Sans looks like you’re having a bad time

[@Unknown-qm3zy]

Born and raised English, I hereby knight Wilbur for honouring his ancestors

[@liamfitzsimons9587]

Are we gonna ignore how he stole and buried a horse

[@ordinaryextraordinary9484]

No

[@boop9884]

...maybe a little?

[@IlleScrutator]

He stole and buried three horses

[@lene8773]

hort*

[@ungratefulape9121]

Only if we ignore the kids I buried in my backyard.

[@leebomz]

19:30 so basically this is where people worship dreamon, it all make sense now

[@elliotmydude]

you should do this again, big fan of dirty crime boy

[@clickbearr8407]

Agreed

[@richardgibson8403]

Ash nb find out about the cult

[@asphalion8291]

Agreed Ash nb! Agreed!

[@coyotedomino]

“I’M TOUCHIN’ BEES” -dirty crime boi, 2020

[@mmgmagic]

Wilbur is looking like he is about to clean the soot out of my chimney for a modest price of 15 shillings.

[@alieninc.1077]

He is the Soot in your Chimney

[@arccv]

he's so tall he'd use himself as a chimney brush

[@oganesson7255]

R/rareinsults

[@matthewroussos524]

Barry bee Benson Colin Fowler I dont think that applies here.

[@oganesson7255]

Matthew Roussos meh

[@TimeyWimey77]

You guys ever notice how he just becomes a much calmer person when he puts on glasses

[@evanlequire932]

“What made you decide to become the worlds most successful thief?” “I watched Wilbur Soot”

[@aidend.4095]

Wilbur: Is stuck inside a creepy dungeon used to sacrifice people to a creepy god. Also Wilbur: "How am I supposed to steal things?!?"

[@Miles300s]

Do you not worship the great YTer Dream?

[@technosword-hg4bm]

Kyle Markinson context?

[@Miles300s]

@@technosword-hg4bm The YTer is Dream/DreamWasTaken; he often plays with GeorgeNotFound. Throughout their Minecraft Manhunt series, George will often call Dream's name in an attempt to unnerve him. It's since become a common thing in his channel. As for why someone specifically made _a cult_ about Dream, that is yet to be known.

[@Uragaking]

Dream is speed Dream is life

[@lxst1987]

Me: *Sees intro* Me: "Wilbur has officially lost it"

[@JackWhilliamWheeler-pi1hl]

fun fact racoons have a strong bite

[@iaintpelusiek]

wilbur does too

[@hunterchikosky6915]

@@iaintpelusiek I know we really dont care but there is barely any evidence stacking up against wilbur at all so I think shubble is the wrongon here

[@iaintpelusiek]

@@hunterchikosky6915 yeah, i know lol im just kiddin i dont really watch mcyt but i know that people tried to cancel georgenotfound too with 0 evidence, thats funny to me

[@notahooman3598]

I'm a very taken gay guy but Wilbur pushing his sleeves up in the intro and calling himself a "dirty crime boy" made me swoon

[@jadesantistevan8992]

we all did its ok

[@gabbysomething6702]

? I don't get it

[@HiThere-jv7gr]

I’m a married panromatic but *damn is he cute.*

[@dexemthewise60]

same

[@DomP0es]

Damn kinda sad you're not a hooman 😪

[@renmine7159]

His clothes are the most British clothes I’ve ever seen

[@theenderian3939]

He is the dirty crime boi after all.

[@Aawoosh69]

@@theenderian3939 yeah!!

[@theenderian3939]

@@Aawoosh69 I can just imagine him being an actual street boy in the victorian era. And him stealing penny cake and other foods.

[@sabshilli7002]

I see quarantine has sped up Wilbur’s descent to madness

[@TheRealArcher-gn6wo]

Sabrina Zheng descent*

[@sabshilli7002]

TheRealArcher 56789 thanks

[@advisedpotato8983]

spel 100

[@MuwkaMywka]

Well he is a dirty crime boy.

[@WraithLK]

Sped*

[@Feliix310]

The not a cult one was genuinely funny once they guy joined, it seemed like an almost normal interaction than a fan one

[@bluemycool]

I love how this doesn't even do that much damage because even if you steal EVERYTHING from them, they can still locate the chest either by watching the stream or just following where you logged off at.

[@pvic6959]

what if they didnt see the stream or if they didnt see where he went :(

[@roandehertogh418]

@@pvic6959 when you have a realm every 30 minutes it automatically makes a back-up so they can all get everything back

[@pvic6959]

@@roandehertogh418 oh then there is no problem at all! ive never used realms or looked into it lol

[@CzarLibertas]

@pvic plus twitch streams are logged to rewatch for a rather large amount of time! So you don’t even need to revert to a backup (:

[@paulisaperson0516]

That’s the point dumbass

[@puppyluv2185]

i was watching this with my grandma in the room and she said you look "very smart" wilbur! she appreciates your style!

[@eveliine]

wtf i genuinely was not expecting that to be so,,,, wholesome???? though i mean i'm not complaining 🥺🥺

[@puppyluv2185]

@@eveliine my grandma doesn't know what wholesome really means but she says thank u! have a nice day

[@puppyluv2185]

@Rhianna Trump agreed! i'll tell her you said that, thank you in advance

[@Runethedragon]

The not a cult one is actually creepy in sone ways they leterally predicted the future of the dream smp

[@villager4672]

Wilbur did write the dream SMP script..

[@timhrnets]

I actually know SnowBirbIII (the person who had joined-) *and I’m not lying-*

[@defensivekobra3873]

they have a cult for dream, i do not see the resemblence with the SMP

[@timhrnets]

@@defensivekobra3873 I believe Wilbur did not know who Dream was. Then couple months (?) later they were doing a SMP together.

[@jadeshwagg]

IKR

[@_cuj_]

I want him to finish "not a cult"

[@bap3227]

if anyone finds a link to him finishing the "not a cult" please link it here

[@dracibatic2433]

can i be notified also

[@adarsgone]

me three

[@Sora_jay]

Me forth

[@dracibatic2433]

arorar uwu hi

[@havocspiral]

“I’ve been a dirty crime boy for quite a while” *wilbuR NO-*

[@JoicSeth]

:pog:

[@AMSASH]

*wilbuR YES-*

[@sayloregg]

SketchyDoodleDoo I think you meat YES

[@mrsubscribe3498]

*WILBUR YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

[@havocspiral]

Yall are thirsty for Wilbur and honestly I kinda relate 👀

[@amaya0575]

"Dream" from the cult leads to the actual Dream Minecraft KZbinr and the Book even had his Iconic Pfp so... The dude must really like dream

[@voidgamer7122]

The cult of dream

[@jeeode8289]

d r e a m

[@froyoreal]

cult of dream? more like nightmare

[@zultraa2750]

ye ik right

[@jt_5202]

*has a whole cult about dream:* "this dude must really like dream"

[@taytay42000]

10:35 Wilbur is the British version of "I steal I don't kill"

[@Ohyumuddies]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the creepy cult house literally a dream cult?

[@rebeccacduncan]

oh my god, I noticed that too.

[@someothernarratorguy]

hehe lost in your own maze

[@patrick-ol5rv]

i think it was made before dream became largely popular tho

[@khloebaloney]

I was waiting for someone to say this

[@asaltyboilol]

NooooOoo

[@millienelson6305]

Wilbur: * sings Mary Poppins * Also Wilbur: I'm the Artful Dodger!

[@scarlett8844]

and sings it wrong

[@MsHexyy]

Person: don’t touch the bees Wilbur: *casually touches bees*

[@hop3fulpuffin]

*"We're gonna touch the bees, bois."*

[@IOSIRIS]

Casually approach bees

[@STORMFANGSL8]

“Touchin Ya Bees MotherF*ckers”

[@ShadyHasPaws]

Wilbur; anyone for some crime? pick me up me that gets rizzed easily; EhEheHehEh

[@sofimeow1233]

Ok but the cult one was actually so cool

[@realityisweird9450]

Yeah, I’m gonna make one like it but different

[@lewisgreen9181]

true

[@tobble2414]

I did’nt want to like this cuz it was at 69 likes...

[@emilyyy_idk]

"Ladies and gentlemen, we've stolen the bible!"

[@kingoneandonly6537]

"The greatest heist"

[@revilno]

English people on their multiple crusades

[@nightshadow6914]

that's going in the *quote book*

[@huggleyt]

Didn't know Dream had a cult.

[@sea3530]

me neither

[@clairepoort9529]

Ik same

[@ellie_282]

I was so confused

[@triaki2395]

I just realized that

[@abrafart]

bro didnt you see it, it was "not a cult"

[@Olivxrboo]

"I remember when i got robbed by wilbur soot 3 years ago" is a phrase i never thought i would have to say.

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

Is there a way to play “not a cult”

[@ianhary1918]

very interested

[@redmathwiz4403]

Yeah, it seemed interesting.

[@Miles300s]

Appears to be based off of the YTer named Dream

[@technosword-hg4bm]

Kyle Markinson context?

[@Miles300s]

@@technosword-hg4bm The YTer is Dream/DreamWasTaken; he often plays with GeorgeNotFound. Throughout their Minecraft Manhunt series, George will often call Dream's name in an attempt to unnerve him. It's since become a common thing in his channel. As for why someone specifically made _a cult_ about Dream, that is yet to be known.

[@h4ppyd796]

At 25:00 he said “Jim Jum?” And i think we all (including Wilbur) had some form of ptsd when he died the same way Jim Jum died

[@ewoly5]

*sad violin music plays*

[@cakecore13]

I actually had a feeling that the sheep was going to die in the same way

[@tabithamartin4119]

"I'm touching ya bees!" -Dirty Crime Boy 2k20

[@joelobster2267]

Kill

[@readyamefire3686]

Don't tell Tubbo

[@zuniitsu]

2020*

[@eashepard9443]

The number was 999 likes I made it 1k Should I be proud of myself

[@kjiop1180]

200020?

[@hopemchugh]

Wilbur’s sense of humor is beautiful and I would love to meet him so much❤️

[@deadass6905]

Name: WilburSoot Wanted for: Stealing valueable stuff Stars: 5 Rank: Dirty Crime Kid Robbed: 90 towns

[@lavontecollymore1432]

Ikr