I Ruined an Entire Town with My Torture Tavern - Crossroads Inn

[@graceg.6040]

huh, i have "be tormented by josh" at the top of my super duper secret diary, what a coincidence!

[@garrettk7166]

Did you enjoy your small room? :-)

[@peffiSC2source]

I ship it.

[@Mucke454]

Im looking for you under every single vid and im allways disapointed when theres no grace for josh to torture ^^

[@EnjoyCocaColaLight]

You are the most important person.

[@skunko1871]

I'm new, where did these "Grace" jokes come from?

[@gabrielvanderschmidt2301]

This guy makes a perfect game tester. He will torture the software until it tells him its very last secret.

[@denniselliott27]

I personally believe that that's why game devs give him keys, so he can torture test their games for them, lol.

[@Capumaraca]

@@denniselliott27 Definitely, I've been making a game for years, and right now I can't bear playing my own game for longer than 10 minutes. Play tester is probably the most underappreciated job in game development.

[@jwpipes47]

@@Capumaraca hiring remote play testers? XD

[@faisfaizal5194]

@@denniselliott27 more like, free publicity

[@Aredein]

@@Capumaraca And game industry faces huge consequence for lacking good testers and people who patch bug - broken games for years since release.

[@Rekken200]

Not just your commitment, but your aptitude to find ways to break all these games you play is absolutely incredible

[@keanunakasato9778]

.

[@Youtubehandle536]

So true

[@K_on_K]

@@keanunakasato9778 that was really inspirational what you just said thanks and i mean it

[@d13g0wwryy5]

hey ive seen you in a hololive video

[@theholyimbaness9370]

I was inspired by him to play prison architect, I rule a no escape prison where I just beat my prisoners and force them to work lol

[@heli88]

I can't believe that, for years, I've been watching people try to actually play games correctly. What a sucker I was! Josh has shown me the light.

[@farzana_614]

Same!! I never thought playing games this way will be more fun. Specially how he does. I'm glad I found this channel!

[@tmg1019]

yes very true

[@Im_Cr0c]

Welcome to the light side

[@wisteriafleur3522]

Very true!

[@jigokunohi6538]

We have no light here But we have no limits to the darkness you will find here

[@UptightWither]

"i found a glitch to put chairs where ever I want" "i found a glitch where i can place anything slightly out of the build area" "i found a glitch to place things everywhere"

[@paulmahoney7619]

"I found a glitch to place things in the real world."

[@wafllesyrup2615]

@@madsmatthews8363 uh-

[@hinnmanfamily]

Him after finding a glitch: GLORY TO ARTZTOTSKA

[@garfieldandfriends1]

_Game developer died of heart attack_

[@recoveringsoul755]

....and the game crashed I found a glitch where you can _____________ ...and the game crashed

[@mr.skeemz4530]

I swear, Josh is the only KZbinr with an over the top thumbnail picture that turns out to actually be real and not just click bait 🤣🤣🤣

[@simolsen]

true so true

[@renrenisweird]

@@HappyBeezerStudios wait, really?

[@dawnraider0072]

@@renrenisweird Not only is it on the steam page, it's the *first* picture on the steam page

[@renrenisweird]

@@dawnraider0072 oml it's real lmao

[@aronnalmeida7621]

Also his titles

[@flo__0116]

It's quite insane that you almost managed to go bankrupt in sandbox mode. They gave you a million coins to start with, you ended up with 23000. Of course most of the coins were spent for a certain fleet full of water.

[@mikealberts993]

and torture

[@benjaminnewlon7865]

"fleet of water" i do believe the word 'ocean' exists

[@DaveyKanabus]

@@benjaminnewlon7865 I do believe he's referring to the fleet of ships carrying buckets of water... not the body of water they're sailing on, which, btw, was a lake. ;)

[@kucingtepijalan3459]

@@benjaminnewlon7865 wait... How does replacing the words "fleets of water" with ocean does make sense?

[@SindreEide93]

@@DaveyKanabus love it when some people try correct someone to sound smart and ends up looking like a idiot. 🤣

[@commandernomad2817]

"Hey, check out this sweet bug i found" might be the best phrase ever on this channel.

[@TELEPATHICG0AT]

Lmaoo

[@Harrison3579]

I think that’s why people give him keys to their games lol

[@flameduel7163]

I think it is more of a catch phrase

[@Keithustus]

Sure, that’s good, but I still prefer his “is there a limit....?”

[@kyleromard5508]

I would love to watch a live reaction video from the developers watching this video. Or any of his videos for that matter.

[@micebirds]

YEP

[@Merlin_36]

Booyyyy

[@TheBlasterOfMachine]

Please Josh make it happen

[@hannerieboshoff842]

Same

[@jobomeful]

Haha yessss that would be epic every thirty seconds just screaming WHY!?!?!?!

[@Cypherwraith001]

I love how he built up metric tons of medieval clout just by firing Bert.

[@salad5067]

and he never even left

[@MrSirWivd]

this is really funny for me because Bert is the name of my boss where i work. XD

[@permberd4185]

"Im glad we have it and didn't earn it the right way" is such a powerful phrase.

[@lucianoariasduval]

whenever the game allows a mile-long name, you know it's gonna be good, at least if Josh gets his hands on it.

[@rbnswartz]

I'm surprised he didn't try to go longer

[@renakunisaki]

I'm always disappointed when he doesn't try that.

[@TheNoNameHere]

Even better if the game somehow repeats that name later. So it's just a window that goes off the screen trying to pleasure your inner role-player.

[@iulia5665]

Lunch Time MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (reference to 1 of his vids)

[@Scnottaken]

@@iulia5665 which one was that?

[@AlabasterJazz]

"You did it game, you got me to make concessions for you." Meanwhile, the game is just crying in binary until it crashes again

[@sadkiwi_]

We all know that random lady is actually Grace

[@LetsGameItOut]

I concur.

[@SafiullahMollick]

@@LetsGameItOut Josh we really are missing Grace and the torture..... Its been 3 videos at a straight where you didn't punished Grace............. Please do punish her and if possible punish me (Safi) too in your next video.........

[@operator8014]

She's learned that the only way not to lose is to just not play.

[@dddubu_]

@@LetsGameItOut I agree

[@XpVersusVista]

Hey Emma, do you wanna be by Grace?

[@WJen8]

Other players: ugh I hate glitches, hope there aren't many... LGIO: *give me all the glitches, I wish to experience every one*

[@_Sparky144]

Not-glitchless speedrunners: *pokes head in through 1 pixel gap in wall*

[@SanguiniCore]

2:53 "Hey! I'm claustrophobic... I think." "This is not funny!" "Let me out!"

[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

English Navy: We're the most powerful navy in the middle ages! Kerrbal's limitless armada of merchant ships: Holdeth mine mead.

[@dylancarroll4623]

Rei I don’t think it was the Middle Ages, more like 1800 right after the Napoleonic war.

[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

Dang. My Euro history's getting rusty.

[@AWZool]

Need more boosters.

[@throwaway80345]

@AWZool | Wrong, MOAR BOOSTER!!!

[@AWZool]

@@throwaway80345 Right.. and struts, moar struts!

[@LetsGameItOut]

Buckle up! Glitches guide us all the way to victory.

[@Jaejin7]

*In game bugs?* More like, _its free real estate._ *wink*

[@yukaina_]

when you use glitches to play the game. Y o u a r e a g a m e r

[@Johnson849]

You have no idea how good your vids make me feel! Thx for the feels

[@morgan1658]

Please more

[@LuckBeALadyy]

^w^

[@djkungpowchicken1063]

The iconic ending line "So I think we've done as much damage as we could do here..."

[@J0rask]

And I'll see you... next time!

[@draconix4131]

I love how he always makes mazes, I always find it funny and entertaining that he does.

[@JaneXemylixa]

"Was it just knowing you couldn't leave that was the problem? And now that you can, you just feel safe in there?" I can't believe this game accurately models human need for control

[@TheSambev]

Ahhhh, glad to be here for another episode of “how to torture NPCs”... the saga continues.

[@Markyroson]

Sam Bev. It’s so beautiful! 😂

[@bitterthansalt5083]

Well, thanks to Grace

[@MrPolyalert]

One of my favorite pastimes

[@Markus13337]

Josh, I just recently discovered your channel, but I'm watching your videos almost every day. I've watched some videos twice allready. . Thank you for the good quality content, you're doing a really good job! I'm gonna watch this one now, and then sleep. Good night!

[@Alexander-nd5de]

yes. He is very much like a hidden gem of youtube. Everything he has done is awesome and super well done!

[@DarkExcalibur42]

Same. I pretty much die laughing every video.

[@garrettk7166]

@@Alexander-nd5de agreed. He has phenomenal content.

[@arrowsreign12]

I enjoyed you little journal update there

[@huyenle7385]

To tell you the truth I have never laughed so hard in my life watching other people reviewing games, I almost choked on my saliva and I could not breathe. I discovered his channel like the day before yesterday and I have been binge watching it ever since. He is so natural, not a try-hard at all and surely deserves more recognition.

[@Hulfor]

Josh's neighbor:Oh boy, someone is going to open a tavern right next to me, how nice of him, it will help our city to prosper, increase people happiness and make my land more valuable, such a good man. Josh's neighbor at the end: OH GOD WHY?

[@cathie9504]

plot twist: its actually Josh's house

[@benjaminnewlon7865]

@@cathie9504 josh must be some sort of wizard because he has over 36 gigs of RAM on a high end computer in medieval ages.

[@Xnoob545]

I now actually feel bad

[@wisteriaclaw]

i like to think that he woke up, looked out the window, and then just. saw the water, everywhere

[@randominternetguy3537]

"I can sadly conclude, they never die"

[@zsomborfapal2239]

I actually love the drinking alone in a quiet room concept

[@christopherverhoef9112]

"So after keeping these people trapped overnight, I can sadly conclude they never die." That is one of the Joshiest statements ever.

[@reklin]

Really made me nostalgic for the old Sims games.

[@nuclearpopsiclestand9245]

7:00 The game became sentient, realize what you were doing, then offed itself (crashed) before you could make it worse. I applaud you, good sir.

[@tomgvaughan]

“Hey medieval Luigi are u gonna sit next to the guy with a traffic cone on his head?” 😂

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Something about that, while they sit in the foggiest, smokiest room gets me.

[@nuulcoolpro]

"Let's celebrate by giving you an another downvote" -Reddit every year

[@valcormoore1113]

Let's celebrate your meme...By doing it with youtube, too!

[@Kawsaki]

I like how the game tries to revolt, then crashes

[@oliebob1199]

"and the game crashed" is becoming his moto 😂

[@spacecase7504]

This dude pushes it to the limit 😂

[@somedudethatripsplanetinha4221]

Its Already His Motto He Says It On EVERY Single Vid

[@WallmartRanger]

@@somedudethatripsplanetinha4221 almost every single video

[@Flowtail]

Not quite as iconic as "is there a limit", but still a classic

[@reallycool]

This sort of looks fun, in a terrible way, and I might even try it.

[@MrHogzor]

thank god for piratebay :P

[@sanwich626]

The guy who's trying to do things while sleeping every few seconds is literally me when I'm in sleep paralysis

[@Starrsmos]

Josh: (hires everyone in the hiring menu) :All the people get combined into one being Josh: Ah yes, Welcome to the team. *and my nightmares* I love how hilariously chaotic this channel is :)

[@finnfonfoon]

This man is the most underrated KZbinr out there Edit: Y’all need to stop acting like you are smart for pointing out his current subscriber count. I made this comment almost a year ago and his sub count was way different then (it wouldn’t hurt for him to have more attention though). I don’t want to have to change my notification settings so I don’t get constantly reminded you can read a number and repeat it back to someone.

[@palomapuntoycoma4619]

This vid has like 2 million views, thats a lot

[@Clockwork_Myr]

paloma punto y coma I feel like this video had a lot less views 8 months ago

[@beanburrito6146]

I Agree

[@IndieRL]

Clockwork_Myr agreeded

[@bosanac5154]

Such amazing content recently discovered him ran out of shows on netflix and this is truly better than any thing I've watched this has been an amazing i will continue to

[@maxweber06]

1:07 someone make this into a gif quick!

[@LetsGameItOut]

Here you go. media.giphy.com/media/W6pVrpBnmn2bncvKO9/giphy.gif

[@elizabethgall5327]

@@LetsGameItOut Damn, Josh has absolutely no chill

[@garrettk7166]

@@LetsGameItOut You're the hero we don't deserve...

[@hy-qi7bk]

@@LetsGameItOut Perfect.

[@aethelbread]

Hey uh...how'd you do that? With the making of the gif outta the things you recently seen? Did you know gif sounds like Jif? That's peanut butter.

[@Hydreation]

Whenever I see your notification I'm like what game is about to......die

[@scoopem1]

So you have chosen ... death

[@kora9399]

don’t we all

[@infinitivez]

It's like this forgone conclusion I look forward to, every week!

[@ladrok97]

You remember this game about internet cafe, where Josh imprisoned every npc? They update this. So maybe is just underpay game testing?

[@envigraphy]

15:33 "Just how big can this pile goes?" A question that strikes fear into the heart of every single game dev out there

[@g_boi1608]

Josh: what are you afraid of? Me:They're afraid of you.

[@jasepoag8930]

"Look at how dejected these people look when they're not actively drinking" Relatable.

[@rileyhart2462]

I just found out recently that my girlfriend’s dad also watches this channel and now I’m 100% she’s the one

[@lpharmer3496]

You mean _he's_ the one, right?

[@nbucwa6621]

r/suddenlygay lol

[@benjaminnewlon7865]

@@lpharmer3496 no, he means that his girlfriend's dad watches this, so that means like father like daughter, she's the on for him.

[@lpharmer3496]

@@benjaminnewlon7865 Oh I see. Thank's Ben

[@gypsyrye898]

But what if she hated them? Just because the dad likes it doesn't mean the daughter does.... Your logic is flawed..

[@owtkast023]

Jesus, that mess after the hiring will haunt me for ages.

[@kaldogorath]

You mean basically the entire video?

[@wittymchitty]

Right at 13:56, I accidentally dropped my phone screen-side down, and the last thing I heard before it turned itself off was a slightly disappointed "Oh...goodnight."

[@imagiking69420]

Underrated comment

[@ZeytinciDevleti]

3:06 tito? bro the history fans are loving this (if you didnt understood, tito was a leader of a country called yugoslavia)

[@TheBESTCLOUDNAMEDMILES]

And it also means Uncle in FILIPINO

[@cordeliacarstairs2796]

"It's like Ikea but in medieval times" that sentence will stay with me forever now

[@cornycogwheels]

Just here to listen to Josh laugh and to watch "Grace" get boxed in with Body Odour Bert xD

[@ChanceToVibe]

“And you, stop that! This is a family establishment!” Had me rolling 😂

[@vip3r-_-]

4:37 “Medieval Luigi” is probably the best insult I have heard in a while- the second best was “Rip-off Flowey”

[@elimuse466]

"...and if I'm lucky a big strong man will watch over me while I sleep."

[@liplik11]

"Hey there, it's Josh" and the day gets better immediately

[@whynotanyting]

I'm guessing the girl who lost her will to live is named Grace

[@SanguiniCore]

6:04 Guy sitting: "Here, have a hug."

[@OP_streamers]

3:05 Madog’s mother when he was hired to work work for a maniac: “I JUST LOST MADOOOOG! N****, MY BROTHER TAUGHT ME HOW TO CHASE THE BAG!!🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@boogeyratt]

"Let's see how many things we can shove into this tiny little space." My Friday nights.

[@NotChicoAndPico]

Sounds fun, can I join?

[@freak7092]

The channel I look forward to every week, it’s hilarious! Why isn’t everyone subscribed???

[@jonathanmaullon60]

*tycoon game exists* Let’s Game It Out: “it’s free real estate”

[@GunsofZapata]

You gotta bring furniture, but the house is free!

[@sethb3090]

once you figure out the exploits, the real estate literally is free

[@xKAB00Mx]

Just got to say the commentary, content and editing is a full 10/10 for entertainment and quality. Literally found this channel today.

[@justarandomsquid3568]

16:05 so the ship is legit transporting water on a DAMN RIVER

[@scnix]

so the youtube algorithm gods recommended me this channel, and this guy is the best game tester ever.

[@azynosvk7251]

Same :D

[@randomduder995]

old accounts :0

[@kmpgos4158]

That ending with milions of ships going towards your town really cracked me up.

[@chaosmastermind]

The fact that they are sailing a huge distance on a lake to deliver water is even funnier.

[@Skywarslord]

Im imagining the ships are so densely pacted that at this points it’s essentially a bridge

[@cabreira0]

i like how those gameplays can help the dev's to fix their bugs, lol

[@UnitSe7en]

You think any of this will get fixed? Clearly you are new to the Internet.

[@cabreira0]

but who knows... it it's probably a indie game, their devs must be waiting for someone to find problems so they can fix and then practice more :v

[@thomascampione8866]

I love these videos because you're just like dangerously funny but with less emotion and that makes it so much better

[@olamarca7171]

This is sooo funny. I dont watch comedy movies because they dont amuse me, but this does so much. This is the type of humour that catches me - real (for me), non political, non sexist, just pure amusement. I dont remember laughing that hard.

[@ChonkyCats]

12:15 The line " it's like Ikea in medical times " killed me

[@Sauteedtoast]

I think he said medieval

[@BroncoManiac]

I’ve never found a channel that literally makes me laugh so hard my tear ducts start hurting! Literally just binged all of your videos and I can’t thank you enough for the laughs. Definitely needed it!

[@Wonders_of_Reality]

That’s a new comedy genre.

[@rob_over_9000]

"This requires a man-pile of stretching" -Josh, 2019

[@Shakezoolatron]

"I don't know what it is but I'm glad I got it the wrong way" is kind of your theme

[@HunttRean]

4:36 "how's going medival luigi" XD I'm dying

[@ThatBoiOnLaythe]

He does look a bit like Luigi tho...

[@RedDeadSakharine]

15:23 That excited "Oh yes!" is gold xD

[@BitcHazel]

"even the river is covered in buckets" 16:35 haha funny quote 16 minutes into a video posted 3 minutes ago

[@rayneras1367]

Lol

[@BitcHazel]

@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 why thank you

[@bradenjohnson3848]

Your name is slowing down my computer, Holy crap

[@lucaspravda7621]

I laughed so hard at 13:34 it was just too funny! Keep up the good work!😆😆😁

[@Hotshot-zq5bh]

Josh:IS THIS A FETISH OF UR'S?! 15:00 Civilian:DONT JUDGE ME

[@TUUK2006]

"Ur's"? Really?

[@workinghard7013]

5:39 you just need some "encouragement" why i felt so real in real life

[@allenholloway5109]

10:47 Did you know that 606 is the original number of the beast? It was changed to 666 because people spelled Nero's name differently.

[@kiaralebron2276]

I was laughing so hard when that dude was kicking the candles and falling asleep at the same time. My chest hurts 😂😂😂

[@5gonza541]

2:44 I laughed so hard I bet my neighbours heard it lmao

[@AscendantStoic]

"I swear that inn was possessed, there is a really evil chaotic spirit haunting it" -customers of Scurvy Tavern

[@SanguiniCore]

5:56 "Finger across throat means death" *-Drax, from Guardians Of The Galaxy*

[@dudueditz]

"Ah, yes! welcome to the team! and also my nightmare." Josh - 2019

[@dyjhjfrtt6607]

The neighbors have a fort wall because it's you playing the game so they know what's coming.

[@annak.3206]

this game actually looks great, I am just as shocked as impressed with your ability to crush every game you're playing xD

[@leetylr]

12:18 Like Ikea in medieval times, the bigger question is do they have meatballs lol 😁

[@imaspoon4522]

I love the cadence of his voice, like how he gets into a sort of teasing sing-song mode that a school bully would want to emulate immediately.

[@RT-nm7xk]

The level of childishness of the things he does is literally me

[@riboysk3307]

"I've dismantled everything and they just won't leave" Welcome to the events industry

[@nadeche]

I need 'How's it going Medieval Luigi' on a postcard

[@mkdmn5]

14 minutes into a 17 minute video, Josh finally allows the npcs to rent a room. Then he immediately gets distracted with placing porta potties in his neighbors property.

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

6:59 you know its serious when the game starts fighting back against Josh

[@agent47.361]

13:53 Bro Legit Having A Midlife Crisis 💀

[@JTanis]

And then she just stands there, wondering what mistakes brought her to this point in life lol

[@andybraun512]

are we just gonna ignore the floating bear rug at 13:05?

[@charistarr382]

13:25 is the best line in this whole video

[@senanisgodly]

"Maybe he just needs some encouragement" *Proceeds to scold him*

[@FizzleFX]

16:45 there was a war of the bucket... But I remember it somewhat different

[@sui1353]

Everytime I think josh did a enough job of breaking the game and making it hilarious, he does like 3000 times more of that

[@KlLLERROBOT99]

The “oh god yes” is the best beginning part to any video he does lol

[@rayunited2010foryou]

10:41 looks like a refugee camp. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mart77]

Your ability to turn every game into a disaster is a rare gift from gods.

[@MannyBrum]

Never seen a narcoleptic pyromaniac random NPC in a game before.

[@irrelevant_noob]

Pretty sure we've never seen ANY narcoleptic pyromaniacs in a game before, either NPC *_or_* PC. ;-)

[@ohmyguigs2]

I'm pretty sure the guy putting out the fire in 11:36 is Jim Carrey

[@ohmyguigs2]

yep, confirmed. he is in desguise.