I secretly trolled Quiff with a Fake Minecraft Speedrun...

I secretly trolled Quiff with a Fake Minecraft Speedrun...
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[@xdrockerzed9841]

THIS BALD MAN IS UNDERRATED

[@Sergiop-wi4kn]

He has 2 mill subs

[@zuko.9930]

@@Sergiop-wi4kn ya

[@jojoreyesllorando7472]

LOL

[@cyrehdjamesmontenegro8814]

...

[@jakecharlesworth5575]

The bald man is not bald anynore

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

“If we could some how duplicate the like button...” Me: i would hit both

[@trol7977]

U cant lol

[@sammizo7766]

Before this comment blows up imma reply

[@thatoneguywhosalwaysbored6766]

yes yes yes

[@tastalicious]

just like every video

[@GamingBoi6264]

I know the second button, the dislike button 👎

[@abdullahsalmanbakhtiyar571]

Bionic: Has wooden pick Also Bionic: Doesnt use it to cut wood Me: *anxiety*

[@shockwave9071]

You mean axe 🪓

[@guomho2743]

I like how Bionic make an axe to fight the golem but didnt use it to break the oak planks

[@tootaxt.4849]

13:09 LOL HIS FACE EXPRESSION Edit : Thanks for the likes and heart daddy bioionicicicc

[@audreyzheng8977]

@William Osei lol

[@noodono]

@@audreyzheng8977 why u edit

[@audreyzheng8977]

@@noodono I typed lo not lol

[@noodono]

@@audreyzheng8977 ok

[@Venom-xb4jx]

Dont edit your comment the heart wil fie

[@sidneycrossing6743]

No one: Bionic: Watch yo jet bruh

[@FieseF]

Me:Watch joe jet My friend:hehehehehehehe

[@scovus]

h

[@mudlarry385]

Shitposts everywhere..

[@multidimensional_wanderer]

Watching bonc breaking wood with his fist while having an axe be like: you look carefully and wander what is going on inside his head?

[@andyhudson1784]

Spell good lol

[@angrycrusader1147]

@@andyhudson1784 u mean “good spell”?

[@IveeD]

@@angrycrusader1147 LOLLLLLL

[@IveeD]

@@angrycrusader1147 no he ment to spell good

[@jadendelacruz3284]

What

[@Wr1aith]

bionic: I can’t craft fast because I didn’t warm up Me: I bad because I didn’t watch bionic

[@preppyxoxo3841]

?

[@33van]

Bionic: **speedruns game** Me: where the timer?

[@ApexTheGamer]

IT WENT VROOM

[@dolfinz5909]

@@ApexTheGamer agree it went BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@ApexTheGamer]

@@dolfinz5909 U GET A SUB

[@brentjoseph-edwardscastro751]

@@ApexTheGamer lmao just for that 😂

[@meakawalker3174]

Meh

[@modulus7421]

Quiff: Tries to troll bonc Bonc: Not today noob, today’s the bald mans time to shine

[@juanygalan6495]

BOOOOOO BOOO BOOO BOOO IVE SEEN OTHER BETTER ONES THAN THIS BOOOOO!!

[@3X_Lego]

The only thing shining is his forehead

[@babynonosquare8973]

wdym Name:bonic not noob it’s nerd just saying

[@_customer_]

@@juanygalan6495 delete this reply, people can joke

[@_customer_]

The head shines once more

[@finereals7451]

When he shaved his head did he gain brain cells lmao he is smart

[@renzoaquino4967]

He traded his hair for braincells to a villager

[@assassin4733]

LOL 😂

[@limkeanhin5868]

U sure Because he thought a Bee Was a Flying Cow XD

[@RogerPigga]

There is more space for brain cells to go in

[@gorfloxgaming190]

Nah he gained bald brain cells because we can see his bald brain

[@AccessViolation]

"Oh it will be sick if we get a diamond!" *literally passes a shipwreck*

[@UnknownUser-cp6db]

This dude needs at least 100 million subscribers

[@DarkWhiteDeez]

Ye almost there guys

[@kasi-annpowell1370]

Hes definitely going to make 3 mill this year

[@tsaocaapurdue9865]

Su

[@PersonPerson-qd4cr]

Nah

[@Barneybetterduh]

Uhhh I guess he doesn’t need that many JK HE NEEDS 100 BILLON SUBS

[@letryhard7678]

Oh poor quiff Quiff: why u bully me u nub Bionic: AHAHHAHAH nooob

[@letryhard7678]

Nooooo way

[@letryhard7678]

How did he Die

[@zydv189]

Smh

[@letryhard7678]

Bionic: :(

[@letryhard7678]

@@zydv189 what does that mean

[@zeke2724]

I love how no matter what he does either accident or him just playing the game it's now pog

[@__alison__7903]

14:05 his pog face was Hilarious In his mind right now is Flabbergasted

[@igloo9929]

I watched quiffs vid before this and I was so confused untill this

[@Revelent_SL4UT3R]

Same story

[@amerymatthys7338]

same

[@amerymatthys7338]

same

[@jakejake8732]

Hooy

[@jerryliu3249]

link

[@limitedpyxl2236]

First impression of the thumbnail: *Seems normal to me..*

[@Bionic]

LOL

[@axinal2855]

Hello baldonic

[@mushy6225]

HI BIONIC

[@mushy6225]

BEST TUBER

[@pk_-vb4cp]

E N D P O R T A L P P

[@dibsonworld7160]

2:28 why is he breaking the block with the iron? *My brain* : 😂😂

[@jadbl0xyt295]

Bionic: Lets go to the fortress! Me: you mean a stronghold

[@rafid7703]

You’re literally the best KZbinr in the world❤️

[@kevy2faded]

Cap

[@xxxtemptations7009]

That’s so true bonc is best

[@landon4821]

Fax

[@Judge_0f_Everything]

@kevin_playz Cap.

[@rafid7703]

@@Judge_0f_Everything lol that was a year ago

[@FineMiner]

“Another IRON Golem!!!” Me: maybe the duplication glitch duped the golems.. ?

[@f-ham1717]

He sia sit inky works in the netejr

[@lucasmartin229]

@@f-ham1717 E

[@B3Carnage]

or quiff spawned them?

[@silverduk]

Sharki ya that’s what I thougt

[@europanetworkv2499]

Iron golems spawn in again if the villagers beds haven’t been broken

[@brawlstarspost]

2:45 2 bald man to bully : me looks at webcam “make that 3”

[@shrikey_766]

i saw this comment when it played without the blue thing

[@brawlstarspost]

@@shrikey_766 lol

[@zorawarsingh319]

Bionic:two bald man to bully Me:there's three

[@joelperkins6721]

Whoever reads this you are a beautiful person

[@sqrzplays1273]

Boinc liked your cooment

[@koshima3708]

🙃🙃🙃🙃

[@anasdlawar1549]

Thank u

[@anasdlawar1549]

U too

[@anasdlawar1549]

U too

[@dt9_071]

Goongang gingang where you at----->

[@user-vb6fn7lh2r]

here

[@alpha_wolf668]

Ginggongoonganggongonggonginggo

[@v1cky716]

goon gong going gang

[@yasul7110]

I came 45 minutes late!

[@JoeIsMyName]

Here

[@rbsaitama]

Bionic: 2 BALD MEN TO BULLY! Bionic like a week later: Im going skinbald

[@kushagraagrawal8527]

22:22 Bionic: Has Wooden Axe Also Bionic: Cuts Planks using fists 😂😂XD

[@universalofgods]

Me: *sees thumbnail* Me: time to bleach my eyes again

[@stang8654]

Again

[@huzaifapatel1100]

Same

[@deepanjalidas8117]

the thumbnails end portal is an upside down T XD

[@avnishshrivastava2272]

@@deepanjalidas8117 just noticed it xD

[@BVC0180]

@@avnishshrivastava2272 just noiticed

[@thatk1d56]

“Roses are dead” “Violets are dying” “Outside I'm smiling” “But Inside i’m crying’’

[@comrade1456]

By: ThatK1d

[@user-mm7eu9zi4r]

You good fam?... ❤️🔥😂

[@comrade1456]

Lol

[@ladymonteleone]

LOLL

[@f-ham1717]

@@comrade1456 cool

[@aliceanthonyabet4035]

Fun fact:you can lit up portal without flint by burning wooden block next to the portal by the lava

[@ronaldothegoat2759]

Bionic: wait is that a flying cow no it’s just a bee. Me: wait can bee,s spawn in the desert

[@preppyxoxo3841]

bees*

[@Chicken_Man69]

Bionic: has a axe Also bionic: decides to use his fist

[@seawide8519]

O my god

[@grazoryt]

Quiff tried to troll bonc, bonc trolled quiff back, then minecraft trolled bonc, perfection.

[@jeffreyyeung2204]

Yea

[@grazoryt]

@@jeffreyyeung2204 lol

[@salahina-jt3kf]

​@@grazoryt grazer be like da da I want pusha

[@MollyMacFlurry]

Bionic: 0:03 “I can’t do a evil laugh” Me: my normal laugh sounds like a evil laugh :(

[@reffdoang8479]

4:55 that was a funny cut

[@navonod3562]

Watching bonc: pain... still watching bc hes great

[@darkbonds6620]

E

[@Redneck_Nick]

@@darkbonds6620 ????

[@armindalisstiru3161]

E

[@imsleepy4701]

E

[@ventagaroo3432]

E

[@jackhartley7676]

When he finally says quiff in the title and not streamer Me: finally, perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[@veronicawatt879]

1st

[@amongusamogussus9715]

@@veronicawatt879 :/

[@urg54]

My brain cells are going in the negative zone watching him all the time lol

[@vixx_5]

Same

[@emiliano9731]

Bionic is the best,coolest,rich and funniest man

[@hussaintaha7434]

I just came after a daily dose of internet vid and saw this in my notifications

[@lemon1450]

Which one the lava devours a car one?

[@Histography1453]

I did too

[@navyskate9391]

Bro what I did too

[@hussaintaha7434]

@@lemon1450 yes

[@aliimran3207]

Hi bonc hope u r reading this as it is literally 3 am and i m watching just u

[@Bionic]

GET SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP after watching ;)

[@theyluvkaz_]

@@Bionic LMAO

[@fatumanabuma4917]

Baba boooey

[@Syzzlez]

@@Bionic lol

[@flamexd9895]

@@Bionic yoor latest video is so many views

[@duka0529]

Bionic: Lets bully baldmans Me: Wait a minute you are bald

[@meFordeum]

" 12:12 Bionic Does Overbridge, Also Bionic: GOONGANGINA "

[@Abdul_G]

Hey bionic I am a big fan and you inspire me to start my own channel

[@erick_c4641]

I love ur VIDSSSSS!!!!

[@josejcalderon4953]

0:33 have been watching ssundee.

[@player-qe3gu]

When Quiff was pranked:😀 When bionic was pranked:left the game

[@LuisFlores-fb8wb]

Hello bionic love your vids and I am a really big fan ❤️

[@drantigon]

You would expect that Quiff would know you're trolling him by now. But alas, he's always shocked

[@fabioghanem6801]

bionic: g-g parents:hes gonna his first word bionic:goongangingang

[@ericmoon4393]

Every one : stronghold Bionic : fortress

[@Magnusmcc]

‘D0Nt t0ucH mE I’m SterILe!’ B0Nc - 2021

[@BinhJongUn69]

The title finally evolved from Streamer to Quiff

[@_thatredguy_]

Quiff: "And I was wondering "Why was it going from 1 Iron, to 2 iron, to 8 iron?"" Dam bro quiff got the quick mafs

[@hammodihammodi7710]

Congratulations 3 million subs bionic

[@nerd950]

I clicked faster than you can break dirt with a efficiency X netherite shovel.

[@ducky4ever75]

I clicked faster than efficiency 1000 netherite pickaxe

[@drantigon]

I think efficiency II is enough to gigadrill

[@matthewbarrow454]

Same way leaky eye Luka broke that one dudes face

[@TheOnlyWorried]

Why is a jojo fan here

[@Zealoqz]

I click faster than an unbreaking efficiency 100 Gold shovel (gold tools are the fastest but most fragile tool)

[@Rockstickthegoat]

10:01" were nuts were just nuts" as hes cheating lol

[@jpvarte2687]

2:24 two brain cells lmao he had an axe xd

[@josiahmartinez9088]

When I saw the donger shaped portal be like:its almost like its begging me to come in

[@pavanpillapalem3365]

Bionic is the greatest KZbinr in my world I'm subbed on my moms phone moms laptop dams laptop sand pc brothers phone and my tablet and my old tab Love your videos ♥️ lets get him to 3 million subscribers mabye mabye... he will shave his eye brows hope fully bionic reads this

[@connormackey6924]

"oh my nuts"-Bionic

[@ianthepro436yt2]

We have to subscribe guys for bionic his gonna happy guys

[@daimeiajillu3803]

Oh well Bonc can't evil laugh but I can laugh like a witch :>

[@3amigos170]

nobody: bionic: lets get out self a bunch of logs.... *proceeds to break leaves*

[@realrazoblast4643]

Its blocks not logs.

[@aimxbot1205]

Mr Beast: come on already....... Bionic: just wait a day

[@Kamilistgud]

12:40 THE POWER OF GOONGANGIN GANG GREATS YOU LOTS OF CURSED BEDS

[@minatonamikaze4276]

you played him good lol you did something he didn’t think you would do

[@DarshBaldeo]

D-d-d-dad minato I'm NARUTO do you remember me

[@soarlewy619]

I'm first yaaaaaay goonginginga helped me

[@raythemantaray_Corgi]

I said the same thing but he did not like my comment

[@moonlightminecraft5418]

Good It works for me too

[@yukiroitachi6983]

The name of my lucky world in minecraft is actually named gooonganginga

[@J.A.G.O.Y]

Not Even Close to Number 1 The M Number 1 Daid BONK

[@DoberMapping]

You dumb refresh the page when your early and see your not first

[@lethal5137]

Me before knowing Bionic existed: 999999 brain cells. Me after knowing Bionic existed and watching him: -99999 cells 😂😂😂😂

[@BloodKnighte]

Not funny bruh

[@koraliskewl]

@@BloodKnighte what do you mean? this is one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever seen!

[@JWBaseballin]

Bionic: we know better! Me: I don’t I ignite creepers on survival

[@biljanaschlor3616]

when you break Gravel with a pickaxe the changes are higher to drop a flint

[@TNYMNCM]

\/ this is how many time bonc said "I'm litterally wearing the merch"

[@averageharambelover3541]

12 times

[@Standbychampion1]

*do u know how to write words more blacked out*

[@TNYMNCM]

@@Standbychampion1 yes

[@TNYMNCM]

*yes*

[@ittleguygaming670]

E

[@axinal2855]

BONK

[@Dazaiscanonhusband]

Hi

[@haggstorm3053]

Hi

[@Dazaiscanonhusband]

Also congratulations you're first

[@axinal2855]

Lol so I’m first

[@axinal2855]

@ً ty

[@mrcheese7992]

Doni:Master troller bionic:master pvp

[@ZavvvZ]

2:29 baldonic breaking the wood with his fist, but he have an axe

[@averagewastaken]

imma make song as tribute to bonc. it shall be called "oh my nuts bro"

[@rampageyt3084]

LOLLLLLLL

[@bananaduck3313]

sounds amazing!

[@averagewastaken]

@@bananaduck3313 thx

[@ninethetwotailedfox]

"The entire point of me inviting you was because i disabled piglin drops." *(dies)*

[@bruh-rm5gz]

Like amd subscribe for more video's 😄

[@ChezzyTheAnimator]

Bionic: how did that happen 3# me: WE ALREADY KNOW, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN

[@GtaContentForYOU]

Bionic: uhh pain... Me: Spain without the S...

[@geniusprime9795]

We are waiting to the full bald. Did you forgot Mr.Beast comment? xD

[@Tooshamefull]

He scheduled it

[@MafiaXEditzz]

12:10 bionic sure loves to repeat words

[@mr.handyman1252]

This video: ooooooooooo a trolling video Every other video: ooooooooooo a trolling video Me: ooooooooooo a trolling video Bionic: ooooooooooo a trolling video Bionic friends: ooooooooooo a trolling video Justin: uhhhhh uhhhhh

[@tiffanylu2470]

Not him using iron to cut wood when he has a AXE

[@mehtapyldz4246]

he has 2 braincells dont buly him

[@kbefore-fr1ij]

Me: knock knock Bionic: who’s there? Me: hair Bionic: hair who? Me: hair gone Like this so he sees this lmao

[@WhoAmI-djal]

No that was a ass joke

[@mrcheese7992]

Doni:Master troller bionic:Master pvp

[@totallydefined830]

bionic: goes into villagers homes and breaks their beds while they sleep in it Villagers: The f*** you just did you little s----

[@kingpoopieooof4301]

BONC HEART PLS ITLL MAKE MY DAY

[@the-poopshitters]

Nice hearted comment

[@oofistudios]

POV: you just started watching this video

[@screech9930]

Me: Gongaginga Meh sister: What the Hell you doing Me: -_- Sister: What? Me: :/ Sister: MOM Me: *RUNS SO FAST*

[@paulieallen1]

If life gives you a lemon. You have a lemon

[@Mastershooter09]

No offense but I can’t take my eyes 👀 of the shiny forehead.

[@averageharambelover3541]

Same 👀

[@danteslayerofgods3793]

Same lol

[@ajaywashere4101]

now that u mention it, I can't take my eyes off his shiny forehead too

[@dantepmaliwat]

Me: Yes im the first one! Refreshes Comments Me: nevermind

[@vivekc1232]

f

[@neverplayz7633]

Same

[@itsaexyt8134]

Qiff: try’s to troll bonc Bonc:not today ok it’s time baldness ding 🌟 Me: wow :) sooo bald balder than the iron golm

[@mrcheese7992]

Quiff:the one who always dies from bionc

[@WestRightDawn]

1:52 The language of gods be like:

[@skelondegree586]

Join someone's manhunt and try to beat the game before he does lol

[@arebplays]

Yes

[@aintsimpfornayeon7502]

Speedrun*

[@skelondegree586]

@@aintsimpfornayeon7502 you can't join someone speedrun that's why I said manhunt cuz everyone will be oblivious to what bonc will be doin

[@ronduhlaku4637]

Boinic:breaks wood with iron ingots,literally has a axe in his inventory

[@Peter-ol5jj]

bionic : omg 2 BALD GUY TO BULLY me : what about you bonic-