I Spent 1 MILLION Years In Minecraft Hardcore

This took me a long time to make but I think it was worth it.

[@BlackYoshiX]

Happy 1,000,021st birthday!

[@marcxworld5708]

Dapper is 21

[@Glowing0v3rlord]

​@@marcxworld5708+1,000,000

[@vVearon]

am i invited to the birthday party?

[@yarnicles4616]

Yeah, invite us!

[@Plantify9339]

⁠@@marcxworld5708no. They are 1,000,021 years old

[@FF-pv7ht]

im in awe of your dedication, lesser youtubers wouldnt be able to spend 1 million years in minecraft hardcore

[@mistery_5573]

That's because it's fake, he only spend 999,999,999 years in the hard and long world

[@imperadorchin3099]

It's not fake, when he duped the command blocks he activated a bug that makes 1 year instantly pass. It's a very recent bug so it wasn't noticed by the year tracker.​@@mistery_5573

[@TheRegularHedgehog575]

​@@mistery_5573 that's more than one million.

[@ivanlol7153]

@@mistery_5573that’s nine hundred and ninety nine million you silly billy

[@mildlymarvelous]

The oak boat deploying as a cherry boat was such a beautifully subtle gag

[@sniksnak559]

It’s like marking a spruce house with out ever seeing a spruce tree

[@HameleoshaDeHoga]

I didn't even notice I straight up thought that was normal 😢

[@thatonefrenchguy937]

Making a crafting table from a crafting table

[@doughboywhine]

Or the OG blacksmith building appearing in the updated savannah village

[@hitavi4965]

Honestly I don't think this challenge would've been possible without the every mob farm, it's so op and kinda makes hardcore in general a joke

[@Tiagocf2]

yeah, mojang should nerf it already, it takes the challenge away from hardcore, kinda lame :/

[@zoro59611]

The implication of the dragon egg being a ender dragon farm made me laugh

[@blueyandicy]

I DIDN'T EVEN GET THAT THAT'S HILARIOUS LMAOO

[@zoro59611]

@@blueyandicy lol yeah. I enjoy all the little details he adds in the videos

[@user-pr6ed3ri2k]

It's the only one I understood lol

[@VeryPeeved]

Hey, maybe it works, it just takes thousands of years to hatch.

[@mewhenthe1401]

This implies that he had already beaten the ender dragon, and thus had already completed the challenge

[@rubengoldman5830]

This was the best livestream I've ever watched! It was worth the eon! Thank you for compressing it to a 9 minute video so the mortals can also enjoy it.

[@Stoopid420]

Truly a benevolent youtuber

[@FichaGris]

There was a livestream? Damn, guess I will watch it on X2!

[@Omniscient_AI]

I'm so thankful too, now my friends can watch it! It was an amazing livestream btw

[@Carboy45]

​​@@FichaGris enjoy watching for 500K years

[@FichaGris]

@@Carboy45 I was, but due to your comment I lost the plot, guess I will have to rewatch it from the beginning!

[@artxmysa]

This is great, when are you uploading the full 8,760,000,000 hour version?

[@ElleTGC]

It's going on the second channel, 2Trapper4Dapper

[@blueyandicy]

​@@ElleTGCthat would be an amazing second channel name lol

[@vaguedestruction]

@@ElleTGC YES MAKE THAT THE OFFICIAL SECOND CHANNEL

[@balls_gaming]

He’s trying, it’ll just take about 2.9 mil years to fully upload to youtube

[@grismaa1000]

1002024

[@eternaldreamerofsleep]

3:08 "so I made this iron farm that makes 200 iron every hour" 3:42 "this one is far more efficient. it makes 400 iron every 2 hours" Hahahahaah, this guy is so good, it's so subtle too!

[@anson7064]

200 iron/hr is extremely slow-

[@ShibblBibbl]

I was wondering where he went for so long, turns out he just spent the last million years to cook up this banger for us! Thanks, Trapperdapper ❤

[@Tiagocf2]

You're wrong, a day in minecraft is only 20 minutes, so he spent only 39.12 years straight making the video

[@PainoMailo]

​@@Tiagocf2You clearly haven't watched the video

[@Tiagocf2]

@@PainoMailo i'm being satire

[@PainoMailo]

@@Tiagocf2 double satire I guess

[@joecastle288]

"it makes 200 iron every hour" "This farm is much more efficient, it makes 400 iron every TWO hours" I love how casual and subtle your jokes are

[@smlsucks]

lmao i never realized that

[@concept5631]

Genius

[@user-jl8wj8fz5q]

200 iron every hour is extremely slow

[@thatrandomrecorder914]

It is technically more efficient because it uses less material.

[@tyjackgaming4574]

@@thatrandomrecorder914 he’s talking time efficient, not resource efficient

[@CrestedJeans]

2:21 Ah yes, my favorite mob, the very rare BlackYoshiX

[@NaddleSchidaddle]

Should have expanded more on that farm tbh

[@CrestedJeans]

​@@NaddleSchidaddlefr

[@Tiagocf2]

@@NaddleSchidaddle but he already had every mob how would he even expand it

[@NaddleSchidaddle]

@@Tiagocf2 I meant he should have expanded the BlackYoshiX farm, it would have made his 1 million years much easier!!

[@breadlord1335]

Finally someone who doesn’t fake these vids!

[@Imalimuxuser]

Fr

[@blikblok3716]

Make it to a billion, nerd.

[@platypuzzled12]

5:35 I like the insinuation that Trapperdapper spent 10,000 years with the exact same inventory

[@skeleton819]

the mooshroom cameo warms my heart ❤️

[@Saffron-mb8mp]

This one's great, the jokes feel a lot more thought out than just regular cut-away gags

[@RubyPiec]

I was wondering where you've been the last million years! this was definitely worth the wait

[@green29373]

1:22 That one misplaced spruce wood is bugging me

[@ToawstTheToast]

The entire house is so terrible on purpose. MC KZbinr try not to Timelapse the most god awful and tiny build you’ve ever seen challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[@supper_e1823]

SAME

[@dubl9719]

I love how he just casually walks on air at 5:15 🤣

[@jessemarkham6887]

the embodiment of "i did a little mining off camera"

[@autismandgaming4532]

If I ever become a teacher, I'm using this video as a drug safety commercial

[@cow9066]

Finally one of these which is actually realistic

[@SvenNero]

Kinda missed the opportunity to make a gag "after looking for a village for 100 days I decided to build my own"

[@grandpa-dad-joe-1956]

This is seriously impressive. I've lived for 102 years and only managed to marry a gypsy wanderer and father 11 ingrate children. I tried building a lot of automated farms to leave behind as my legacy but ultimately toiled away in the coal mines for 80 years instead.

[@da_purple_lizard]

blackyoshix's presence in the end implies that he crashed jon fortnite's minecraft, that mischievous trickster will always find a way to screw up a good run.

[@TheTurtleyOne]

Making the crafting table with the crafting table and placing it right on top of the first crafting table is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[@jacksonknock1833]

This video feels like having a stroke. Good job! If I had to explain everything wrong in this 9-minute video, I'd need a 40-minute video.

[@citricdemon]

I left a like because of your explanation of the block dupe.

[@samualclift6478]

we need an unedited version now

[@LudovicoPetroleumScallywagVII]

This reminds me of that time when a KZbinr spent 1 million years in Minecraft

[@buneter]

“I spent years stalking the pillagers” 10,000 years later like they even remember killing that one village

[@emet0526]

your humor is immaculate, would love to see a snapshot review parody, please learn how to mod just to make it happen

[@ToawstTheToast]

Finally, a KZbinr who doesn’t lie.

[@KyokuiGhostASMR]

I love the subtly of the jokes amd editing. But i believe you can go so much further with some very simple additons with mods or data packs. Ie: changing crafting recipes but swapping the trxtures of the original and swapped item. Could make the cherry wood boat gag work flawlessly wothout any editing cuts

[@theoprobst5208]

It’s the little details that make this guy great like getting sweet dreams in “month 3”

[@granulator7019]

Congratulations to the edditors that eddited 1,000,000 years of brute video, keep the hard work!

[@Interestking]

6:28 Woah there buddy, at least try to keep it subtle. We can all see the netherite shovel despite you not explaining how you got it.

[@330thcube]

4:10 I love the incredibly obvious repeating command block

[@ContinuedOak]

Bro has 1 million years to bet the ender dragon, I still probably wouldn’t have beaten it

[@omegalilbchass8270]

Please keep making these its the funniest shit ever 😭

[@s0me_Weirdo]

OH MY GISH YOUR SUBSCRIBER COUNT HAS WENT UP SOOOOO MUCH- like, 4,000 to 11,000 CONGRATS!!!

[@hassanshaikh3451]

Yoo I didn't know Frieren started playing Minecraft!

[@moss243]

4:11 I love how you can literally just see the command block here

[@fern4966]

did the math, 1 million years IN GAME would take 5072916 days irl

[@blacknyellow962]

This is the most believable Minecraft X Days in Hardcore challenge.

[@jamiepianist]

Your videos are the perfect solution to all of these boring Minecraft challenge videos

[@_Allu]

How long did it take to edit this video?

[@ConradJD777]

That super paper mario ost was a pleasant surprise

[@MaxusYT592]

1 million years wasted for nothing... Hey, it's ok, we can always just do it again!

[@MrEggz16]

I like the wooden tools going wild in your hotbar

[@curlybrace4984]

The music selection in these videos makes me happy as a GameCube kid.

[@Slugcat-with-a-GUN]

This.... This is a masterpiece!!!!!

[@Wyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch]

ok now you should spent 7 seconds in minecraft hardcore

[@dogf421]

i like to imagine the pillagers became a space faring race in around year 300,000

[@jermafitzgerald2368]

1:10 shot was fire

[@namebutworse]

1:27 how dare you missplace that one log

[@errorsansglitch208]

These videos are fever dreams istg

[@thiccnoodles8455]

Dude got Minecraft EARLY

[@presentrama]

off-brand skeppy

[@sirblueberrous146]

I cant believe you managed to complete this! I hope one day ill be as good at Minecraft as you

[@EggnogOfc]

I love how the blacksmith door was already open

[@mykeyboardismelting6856]

2:46 isnt it magsnifficent

[@jordancFL]

Your inventory throughout this stresses me out

[@wanderingsystem9674]

(Vi) ngl, the crafting a crafting table in the crafting table made me laugh so hard despite how dukb of a joke it is

[@Dreader43]

Bro started this before Jesus was born 🗣🗣🗣

[@XRoyalBlueGokuX]

120,000,000 Minecraft days have been spent 🤓

[@wakerodgers761]

This run will never be broken

[@alexblickhan5175]

So impressive! Maybe one day I can complete a challenge this daunting too

[@proximacentauri2684]

A few decades from now we'll have AI that actually do this

[@2TankaReal]

I love your videos, you're the only one who can make videos like these

[@punishedwhispers1218]

This is technically possible if you rack up 19 years of real life play time

[@goldenty34lol]

i love this channel so much holy shit

[@ineophobe]

that warden escape was clutch 😱😱😱👁️

[@Vivigreeny25]

5:30 MAJOR missed opportunity to make this cooked chicken

[@lightning_11]

It didn't save... _so you can finally get revenge on those pillagers!!_

[@JoshuaZitzelsberger-sk3ek]

10000 years to analyze their weakness

[@mysterymaster_]

4:45 You ever played "The Longing"? There's stuff in the game that just requires you to wait for weeks at a time.

[@huggywuggyhuggywuggy1944]

Bros mom said:"do whatever you want"

[@MarcusFigueras]

I feel like you googled how long stalagmites take to grow, and then reverse engineered the jokes from therd

[@ABCD-ff9ft]

Thanks for the early birthday present

[@123four...]

Minecraft: The Longing Edition

[@madobricktw6969]

try all achivements, love these videos

[@decat4]

golden acia

[@MyAIaskanPing]

These videos are gold (pun intended)

[@ericwitney5086]

i love these videos

[@gabetmf]

he built that house fast

[@yumikicat]

this could a really funny loop

[@capnbug]

Thank god he stayed that long

[@shoalstone7831]

hmm, this episode of Frieren is different

[@MakerManX]

Bros going to evolve

[@dyjhjfrtt6607]

This is clearly fake. You had a gold sword in that chest and gold is illegal.

[@BeeSwarmSim]

I think this may be modded because you need oars for the boat. Everything else is fine though. Why would u mod the boat crafting though?

[@4crafters597]

I love how none of this Music is Minecraft

[@Gigatrain0]

Remember me when you get famous

[@ishkanark6725]

All without using any acacia or gold

[@lemontree9518]

3:11 MY EARS

[@RaymanPotatoes]

Funny + use of persona 4 ost

[@Рандом-б1е]

When 1 gayzilion years in Minecraft hardcore?

[@6ProUp4]

7:22 "we left 200,000 years ago. That inferred that the pillagers have been updating the sign...

[@ky-kn6jd]

they just moved a hundred blocks and one of them comes every year to write a new sign to distract him from revenge. this became pillager culture.

[@nokia-gm8gv]

geniud

[@Ilovenazism]

Anyone know the song playing at that time?

[@vaguedestruction]

no, they left 200,000 years ago, 200,000 years ago

[@noobartz0890]

no, they knew he is gonna come in exactly 200 000 years

[@Watcher-pt6uq]

I like the implication that he spent 15,000 years stalking the pillagers before deciding to do something.

[@jonathanprisbrey9473]

so that's how the pillagers knew to leave that outpost

[@jswift4240]

That’s a Shun Tzu movement right there