The three laws of noobery by vampirechicken are: 1.(Law of the Honeypot) Noobery can best be observed if you always go for the honeypot. 2. (Law of the Split Bonus) If there is a split bonus, there will be a noob attempting to hold it as fast as possible. 3. (Law of the Bigger Noob, Introduced today) For every noob, there will always be a player with greater or equal noobery behind them.
@davidholland47132 күн бұрын
Epitaph for VC: a man of conviction. He lived -- and he died -- for the honeypot.
@WerrinLotsuvhats2 күн бұрын
the videos where you lose your cap and come back are interesting tbh. snowball games on the meta settings and europe advanced are usually the games I personally click off of. they are stale. glad to see you playing the rest of the game more often now haha
@Calkirk192 күн бұрын
Your cap selection is the epitome of “he chose violence”.
@joshuacalderon51482 күн бұрын
Honestly the best games I like of yours are when you lose the cap OR you lose, because you lose with style and Honor 👊
@andrewhazlewood45692 күн бұрын
Skeld is the original setting for Among Us. It may have sentimental value that influences people’s enjoyment.
@Tremblay3432 күн бұрын
Red absolutely saved your cap from getting slammed by the bot when they attacked whites stack randomly. What a homie.
@TheJJP912 күн бұрын
Would like to see more of this map. But tbh all the new maps are interesting at the very least.
@XcytherMS2 күн бұрын
I was looking for the blue cap on turn one. I feel like a fool, of course it was stolen.
@calradiastudios2 күн бұрын
Red and Purple were 100% collaborating
@I_Am_The_Devils_Advocate2 күн бұрын
Oh my god! *This man* *_does_* *know his Risk!!!* 24:30
@Jonnysh2 күн бұрын
There's always a bigger noob - Quai Gon VCin
@taylorshugart95162 күн бұрын
Dude missed Rook A1 at 12:36
@Gary-zt9cp2 күн бұрын
Red, the dale Carnegie of the risk board?😂
@user-iv5hc7rj7k2 күн бұрын
Of course a god roll for pink
@turkmenistan19402 күн бұрын
I feel like a grandmaster enduring these plays 😅
@tyty84842 күн бұрын
You gotta report these collaborators man
@goldenroux6122 күн бұрын
It saddens me to see your bounce house deflated man.
@tau932 күн бұрын
Happy More Vampire Chicken video drop
@turbosol80632 күн бұрын
4:22 they probably don’t watch after you lose your cap bc they bitter out of KZbin lol
@bensuave94312 күн бұрын
Watching you consistently make poor decisions has made me better at Risk
@hustler3of4culture32 күн бұрын
Good post!
@Caleb20022 күн бұрын
Woop woop!
@abdodikash99972 күн бұрын
ttttthhhhe name of tttthe map
@BackendFetch2 күн бұрын
Phew, I was about to stop watching after turn 1 but then turn 3 got me to keep watching
@turkmenistan19402 күн бұрын
And I don't remember what turn made me want to quit Risk all together
@troy.s2 күн бұрын
Wait... we don't watch videos where you lose your cap? Have 28 minutes left, but I guess I leave now!
@quinntonhuffman5260Күн бұрын
Regretfully, I must unsubscribe. I may never recover from seeing more happening during a game than 6 hours of professional taking a card and passing.
@andrewhazlewood45692 күн бұрын
I used to think VC was a good player but most of his wins come against terrible noobs. Now his trash talking sometimes has a negative edge to it. Unsub