I Survived 100 Days as a MERCHANT in Bannerlord... Here's What Happened

[@Koifish]

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[@Жнец-ь1ы]

That's good, mate! "It's finger licking good!"

[@hannibalburgers477]

"This man can smell a good deal" Oy.

[@turnerd20]

loving the sims 1 build/buy menu music

[@MasterCheeks2998]

Do this challenge in warband

[@Ironwizard42]

Real merchant tips: Buy silver ore from villages that produce it. Sell in cities for big stonks. Notice how as you buy more of something in cities the price goes up. That doesn't happen in villages so you can buy a ton of produce for that little bit cheaper. Also, buy clay from Battania and sell at Sargot for easy cash.

[@jackson14431]

Buy iron from villages, sell to cities with smithies, you'll also get a wider range of equipment to purchase from that city later

[@saltboi5411]

Commenting here to remember this

[@OddZodd]

yes

[@capone2826]

Or buy pugios, smelt them into fine steel and make a 50k two handed sword at the smithy

[@A-Rather-Dubious-Character]

My warlord just gonna go shopping for a few weeks don't mind me...

[@mahans3m230]

My man saw so many asari memes he can now speak arabic. XD

[@CESTLAFDTJEUNEPD]

Aserai best culture

[@krivosheinnikita]

Naaah he just swed and i believe that arabic already become their second language

[@deamongimli]

Koifish: Buys olives for 14 Koifish: Finds a place willing to buy olives for 34 Koifish: Forgets how much he spent on the olives Koifish: Decides to sell the olives in Sargot instead Sargot: Will buy olives for 13 :3 Koifish: OK, lets try Pen Cannoc Koifish: Sells olives for 14

[@Sophia-vk5bq]

The green font might have been a good hint. 😅

[@AverageBelieverInGod]

Mount and blade bannerlord: what would you like to be? Koifish: yes.

[@Ddot223]

Cringe

[@Herbert_Orangestein]

Cringe

[@gonavygonavy1193]

Cringe

[@wnathanielw]

Cringe

[@baileykids7206]

Cringe Nothing here 1 year later

[@rolebo1]

"Big money, big women, big fun" Koifish watched Sipsco confirmed

[@bittu2507]

big farm

[@mazzaropi2713]

@@bittu2507 compreensível boa noite

[@bittu2507]

@@mazzaropi2713 good night bro

[@snowball2052]

Absolute dirt factory grindset

[@Ch-ew9tm]

1:00 Me:“that doesn’t sound so bad as an option for homeless peo-„ Koifish:“oh wait that’s slavery“ Me:“…never mind…“

[@yawarapuyurak3271]

They basically pay you so little that slavery sounds tempting

[@corey2823]

We do a little slavery

[@HighAdmiral]

It was a joke... that's obviously not what slavery is at all. Slavery is the state of a person being owned by another person. Being paid in housing and food is not slavery, as you are free to exit that contract at any point you see fit, which you are not when you are a slave.

[@Mansa216]

Slavery oh no Did you know Thailand is the leading producer of rubber

[@Ch-ew9tm]

@@Mansa216 no I did not know that. Quite Interesting.

[@blank4227]

1:39 RISKY, RISKY, careful now

[@notgray88]

The ADL is gonna have him arrested!

[@kooshikoomeji3684]

koifish should really check that between empires mod for warband, even though that the game is 11 yrs old now

[@pierre-yvesrenaudin4807]

Koifish is quite aware about warband and it's moding community! Check out at his earlier video ;)

[@kooshikoomeji3684]

@@pierre-yvesrenaudin4807 oh neat!

[@jakeking974]

>making a merchant run >MASSIVE schnozz HMMMMMMMM...

[@crusader2706]

Hmmmmmmm

[@catzor4795]

Goldsteinberg

[@doomerbear937]

Le happy merchant

[@Yagsterr]

THE KING HAS RETURNED! FOR THE BUTTER!

[@NotSimo]

How about 100 days as a sigma male?

[@VonPlanter]

Bruh

[@munchycrusader1143]

Yep

[@thecheeselord5943]

The real question is if its possible to survive as a koifish for 100 days in Bannerlord

[@defaultthedude]

8:11 - “BIG MONEY, BIG WOMEN, BIG FUN!” Hell yeah.

[@archdornan3068]

I lost custody of my kids lesson learned don’t take random kids from the hospital

[@LifeInFrame]

That's some epic outro music, Jeff Bezos only buys the best for his capitalist travels.

[@nickandman1]

Republic Commandos go brrrrr

[@Kyrkby]

Can't wait for the modding community to really kick off for Bannerlord. It's going to be glorious.

[@rustyshackleford1508]

Based Koifish. The happiest merchants do have the largest noses.

[@chiefmasterofdeepwarrens3208]

>wants to be a merchant >doesn't pick the Ikea people

[@Nardo13T13Icarus]

1:11 Is that you, Sylvester Stallone?

[@Peti-kc6wg]

Shalom koifish

[@highlanderluck5075]

I'm suprised he wasn't expelled from all of the factions lands

[@kingofmemes5017]

Zimbabwean dollars should be the universal currency

[@kevinverzee8873]

BUTTER FOR THE BUTTER GOD, and feasts for his throne!

[@pierre-yvesrenaudin4807]

An actual 1 million denars is possible (in à 100 days), trought smithing even after the last update

[@christinacosta4257]

Rage of the Shadow Warriors just landed you a new subscriber. Clearly you have good taste.

[@bobkorn5475]

Keep up the good work merchant

[@ThunderDragon1776]

Every merchant needs a big nose and a tiny hat

[@realstrixy1229]

The bannerlord content is great, keep it up.

[@engrinis6344]

this is not about winning, its about rolling the challenge into dust untill it surrender

[@jeremiahchavez7383]

It cost me 5 million in consulting fees to make, and I hate it. Lol hahaha

[@frododiddledeebipedybopedy9840]

Someone get the ADL on standby!!!

[@pp-wo1sd]

The virgin merchant vs the chad people trader

[@claytonkickflip7595]

Warpath is the new Raid: Shadow Legends

[@Uvatha.]

definitivly lmao

[@rainbow1888]

I remember that i just popped into one of Koifishes stream and just Said hos beard was Nice in Swedish

[@axelolsson1000]

Mwahaa, pengar i multum, kittlar dödsskönt i kistan xD

[@k_balu-8104]

The character strangely reminded me of Napoleon xD

[@superpuncher5480]

Big money big women big fun? You're a yogscast fan, arent you koifish?

[@PedroMM193]

Nice outro song. Rage of the Shadow Warrior from Republic Commando.

[@Thejollydodger1]

Koifish missed out on the ultimate economic strats...pointed sticks...

[@KraliMishev]

Did.. did you say "Bulgarian mafia" before the ad?

[@kaikart123]

Hol' up, I recognize that nose

[@gf-nw6no]

Jafar bezos conquering universal employment benefits in calradia

[@sealteamsesh8742]

Koifish do you stream on youtube or twitch?

[@waskesu]

5:30 ANY SAMILIAR SONG

[@braffl]

give this man the nobel price in merchant

[@warthunderenjoyer8542]

Next: I spent 100 days as a sea raider in bannerlord

[@cruzaider5339]

The virgin raider vs The Chad Trader

[@profanegunman7586]

3:11 Ah yes, *Blacky*

[@rijalkhoirul5946]

Yess 100 days challenge

[@cruzaider5339]

Sigma rule #12 Pay your workers minimum pay because every one else is useless for maximum profits

[@wafiwalid_]

100 days in kenshi pls

[@blackopninja1920]

Good video Koifish

[@Jakobsh2]

Fuck me, that slavery joke hit me just right.

[@uncleirohofthefirenation5987]

Koifish: merchant must have big nose Me: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@damianlipski4905]

Your narration is great bro haha i like to listen your legends hahazhahaha

[@parthiaball]

Koifish Koifishson! I have returned from the future to inform you that you must make videos on Napoleon Total War's other mini campaigns in Italy and Egypt like you did with Real Spanish Hours. Darthmod will let you play as any faction in these campaigns such as the Bedouin, Mamluks, Tuscany, and Piedmont-Sardinia. (Also great video, love it! 🙂)

[@geniusreference]

Koi back Seagull enjoy

[@maloo2brvo26]

Love the bannerlord videos

[@Photoshop5857]

Yes

[@Mr47steam]

Trade Offer: I receive; Harvesting season You receive; Nice head on your shoulders

[@robertrosales3738]

Was gonna dislike cause the end, then I saw sour doough to Zimbabwe money and I lost it 🤣

[@liviubostan7229]

1:40 Motherfu-- He created a Punic!

[@carwynweller6341]

cant argue with those maths

[@munchycrusader1143]

Uhh koifish where to put the code to get bonus?

[@Жнец-ь1ы]

OH! new video!

[@enisimifoldi5768]

2:53 THE FACT THAT U USED HUNGARIAN GIPSY MUSIC XD Im cringing so bad, i hate it so much :D

[@tonchev88]

Bulgarian mafia? I didn't realize we had one! Can I join?

[@justanotherredbeard4439]

0:04 HoI4 TNO Samara Oktan run when?

[@ashblackmoore5052]

Battania it's Clay, Iron, Wood central that make great STONKS. Buying cheese in clay central. Je`eff I see what ya doing buddy, make a minimum profit to pay minimum wages

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

01:05 Sounds more like Communism

[@yesman8514]

Like Koifish said, slavery!

[@DeadlyPuppet]

quality content 👁👄👁

[@ratboi3553]

Here comes the money 🤑

[@SamuelNiemirycz]

HE BOUGHT?

[@notgray88]

Doomp eet

[@CrazedGamer117]

Wait koi is a fan of sips co?

[@gray8885]

It sucks that being a merchant is one of the only weird things you can do in this game.

[@guydudedudeguy9030]

You lack creativity

[@ilayohana3150]

jew drip

[@mrhenk007]

Yo what's that music at the end?

[@joewebb5141]

Where’s the bannerlord let’s play koiboi

[@jollejoh3513]

Finally!

[@Yawnymcsnore]

Skip to 4:10 for the video

[@chickenairlinesofficial628]

Could you do a total war empire video were you get as rich as Possible?

[@MelerionTheFirst]

So... More than 4 min of a 11 min vids before the real beginning ? MEH

[@Jolanmichiels]

Very accuracte

[@chronicmaster7689]

BIG MONEY, BIG WOMEN, BIG FUN

[@MasterCheeks2998]

That's the flag of yapan

[@theinfamousculebra7221]

Bout time

[@Donbasos14]

I clicked the subscribe button, but it unsubscribed me, is this how I internet?

[@dude2273]

Why would you do this to yourself.

[@xlambs]

my name is je'eff, im grain rich and money poor

[@hazemabdalla7172]

your money or your life

[@saraha9272]

XD holy moly

[@joemammaobama887]

big nose merchant HMMMMM

[@125discipline2]

Shekelord

[@Sirhighlight1]

hey Koifish Moscow :) :)

[@tobigrussia1372]

Banana

[@Dramn_]

KZbin Algorithm

[@lind105]

I know your swedisch

[@tatrtusthefurthtatrusthefi126]

Can I get unbanned from The discord Server

[@thecheeselord5943]

No

[@Llacer42]

NIce