'I think I'd remember if I'd seen' Johnny Depp's penis! Bodyguard makes Depp laugh

[@dailymail]

What did you think of this week's testimonies in the Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial?

[@dannychong7842]

UN CHIEF IN UKRAINE? Iraq war don't count cos it happen in the 90's even UN cheated the whole world on who have mass destruction weapon? (Other refer to the topic about meaning of love in my video since 8th Feeling is a science theory in book of and don't forget Alan Walker cos Dajjal did not come alone) Tuy

[@kelseyjay3733]

Hilarious

[@sherrcon]

what does urinating in the foyer have to do with anything other than to destroy depp's character?...i can tell the lawyers will lose this case...

[@abbayahsdaughter5834]

Johnny Depp said it best to Amber" The devil is all around us". He told that truth. There is a huge price to pay for fame and fortune.

[@Amitttttttttttttttttt]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2Ktk56leNKYmK8 jd

[@Alzenaish]

"$8500? He gave me a lot more than that" Love the honesty and generosity

[@TNM001]

it was so funny because it was so obvious where the lawyer wanted to go with that...but no effs given haha.

[@chadwarden593]

@@TNM001 like being generous is a bad thing, what a stupid lawyer

[@mzmartin8115]

His years of service speaks volumes

[@DrakeOola]

It's funny because they brought that up trying to discredit the testimony by claiming he was paid off to lie but really it just shows how nice JD is, it's not like he did all that just to bribe them into lying for a court case he never knew he was going to have in the first place... The way the witness so confidentially and happily said it really drove home that point too, who can abuse this man of lying when he's so open and honest? That might have worked in AH's favor if he was hesitant to speak about it, it would've implied he was a paid shill but he so openly joked about it that even the judge and jury laughed, no way they're going to interpret that as something to be used against him... 😂

[@quiltygal6981]

There's no way staff of his calibre only get minimum wage! They are away from their families a lot, working anti social hours etc etc, they get paid a lot for those reasons. It's as if AH lawyers want the jury to think if he gets paid a decent wage his words have been paid for! I know it's their job to do this but it isn't working for them.

[@SarahSmith-nr2wj]

That he has so many adorable and loyal people working for him, says a lot about who he is.

[@TheresaLyonhart]

Money.

[@Briselance]

@@TheresaLyonhart Money? H. Weinstein had some serious money too. Yet how many friends stayed by his side? As far as I know, none.

[@Briselance]

@@TheresaLyonhart JD is a nice man. Case closed.

[@dukenukem5149]

@@TheresaLyonhart Money don’t buy loyalty buddy.

[@yaboyjackiechan1483]

@@dukenukem5149 facts

[@kylekennedy7311]

We all need a friend like this man. Loyalty runs threw his veins

[@fradrake11]

Facts.👍

[@Treepoly]

Accurate, the pun was nice.🥰

[@powerbite92]

Hes a Scotsman

[@kylekennedy7311]

@@powerbite92 so am aye 💙

[@angeladvincula949]

Through*

[@man8god]

Interesting how everyone is so respectful to Johnny because he treats everyone with respect… and the opposite for AH

[@enderdude5000]

E

[@anelicediscacciatibrandao5937]

It's true!

[@daniellysohirka5079]

Yeah, and...

[@shibre9543]

adolf hitler ?

[@iloveandie]

@@shibre9543 LMFAOOOA STOP LMFOAOA

[@adithyasatheesh127]

As funny as this proceedings were, just seeing Johnny Depp smile like that is crazy beautiful. All that charisma and awesomeness just pouring out.

[@chronicallykelly7193]

Agreed. He's not acting.. other than doing his best not to let them provoke him. He's just being himself, and of course we love him for it!!!

[@loliloli6582]

Right! 😊 Is like he is regaining his strength, that's a beautiful thing to see after someone has been broken.

[@donemigholzjr.7344]

It is called Narcissistic Discard.

[@michaeljay3044]

@@donemigholzjr.7344WHAT?

[@danponitlong]

😄😄😄 AWESOME THAT LAWYER IS STUPID, DUMB, AND FULL OF NONSENSE.

[@ericschuster2680]

I'm glad Johnny has a guy besides him who not only does his job but also is someone he can vibe with. So many days in court suffering through this absurdity, I'm happy he can chuckle with him so much.

[@nottelling5145]

@Barbara Guest you call him detached? Him? Amber and their team are the most insane ppl in the room!

[@jleif7736]

@@nottelling5145 Lol what Barbara said was a compliment to Johnny, Derp. She said he's detached from his "stardom" meaning he acts like an everyday normal human.

[@titzalinabumscrew2511]

I for one am thrilled she has an attorney who’s as ridiculous as her case .

[@faustoutloud]

Yeha i don't know why Attorneys would even take her case the Facts just aren't all their.

[@krokulridgestalker7007]

I mean listen. If Amber Heard told her lawyers that Johnny was pissing all over the living room carpets, then the lawyers are probably gonna bring it up. As much as I appreciate people shitting on her team, there's only so much they can do when she's just straight up lying to them and they have literally nothing to work with.

[@maxwellgrant124]

@@faustoutloud I am assuming you are looking for a reason other than a lot of money?

[@lologoldsmith3996]

Her stupid face just staring at her stupid lawyers …clown show ..the questions make me cringe …correct? Is that correct ? Hahaha Justice for Depp!

[@faustoutloud]

@@maxwellgrant124 lol 😆 not really I mean its Always freaking Money right but if you want to Win your Case have all the Facts on your side not the other.

[@asmodeodh]

She aged a lot in a couple of days. Lying and get caught must be exhausting.

[@Kookabrah]

Yep, she looks beat ooops 🤗

[@rosas4851]

Drugs and alcohol makes you age faster too

[@omaririgoyen1234]

Yes she did. And she will...

[@Angel-vb7bb]

I was thinking that too.

[@maureenmairura3069]

So true ..when living a lie is exposed ...on sees the real person behind the mask. Called reality check mate.

[@katjaxxx7353]

“Tell the World Johnny…” He did. We listened.

[@1CW362]

And He won 🏆 🙌 👏

[@katjaxxx7353]

@@1CW362 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

[@sarahcolak9673]

Underrated comment!!

[@lilrevive3116]

OBJECTION HEarSAY

[@jeroberkley8852]

05:31 his facial expression and the bodyguard's response are just gold. Depp's facial expression is perfectly translated by the way the guy says no.

[@hippielove3100]

Her phony face looking down 🙄

[@devinburkett9036]

"Mr Depp had his *Penis* .... *Outta* his Pants! *DIDN'T* *HE???*

[@Avilimegreen]

Thanks for the time tag, i missed this bcoz of his muffled voice.

[@12hoursAwake12hoursAsleep]

When you actually play back to 05:31 KZbin actually shows you that that's the most rewatched part of the video. Lol. ❤

[@karinan39]

I love it how she is trying to portrait that she is the victim and NO ONE BELIEVES her, all we can see is her BS and the awesome personality that JD has.

[@gulitzt5865]

gotta love how its done absolutely nothing except made me ensure i watch all JD movies from here on and trash hers

[@maynan3]

Portray

[@pimpinisanoncontactsport2096]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like this. I have to salute him 🤷‍♂️

[@jo2576]

@@gulitzt5865 I agree!❤

[@boredweegie553]

the word is "portray" love.

[@THEAnnEla]

The fact that he has so many loyal, adorable, kind people standing up for him, defending him, should be one of the very telling factors in this whole case.

[@cloudf772]

Hes confident and is speaking the actual truth thats why hes so relaxed and is almost if i might say enjoying some of these trials bc they are hilarious

[@Warp75]

Birds a Narc for sure

[@SuperDan3232]

@@Warp75 a nutter more like

[@michaeljay3044]

@@Warp75 WHAT?

[@danponitlong]

😄😄😄 THAT LAWYER IS STUPID NOT HILARIOUS..

[@Warp75]

@@michaeljay3044 In your English. Amber Heard is a narcissist for sure.

[@codyjames1054]

I love how when the trial first started, it was so tense because no one knew what the outcome was going to be, but as time went on it just became progressively more laughable how bad it is.

[@eh-i1841]

I wish the jurors would just all stand up,and the fore person say,’we’ve heard (pun not intended)enough!’She’s guilty.

[@danponitlong]

TRUTH 😄😄😄 AM WATCHING AND I WAS DYING WITH LAUGHTER.

[@heidihulkkonensohrabi4263]

Amber is ever so slowly excepting her defeat... You can see it in her demeanor. Johnny ❤️ what a smile.

[@WhiffleWaffles]

It's exposure to the world that male DV happens.

[@soniavadnjal7553]

It's not laughable, it's appalling, what she did to him, and it started as soon as they were married. On their honeymoon, for goodness sake! It makes one suspect that she did all this on purpose.

[@Kranzio-]

Asking a bodyguard if he was aware of the people around the person he is paid to protect is just about the stupidest line of questioning I've heard so far.

[@potatoes1640]

Lmaoo

[@jamiecramer5834]

Hard to believe that Heard's team of clowns could ever pass the bar exams.

[@juventusventuno9213]

I think they are competent lawyers, just taking the $$$ to go after an innocent person - they know Johnny is innocent.

[@angelopapolis8675]

Hilarious

[@angelopapolis8675]

@@juventusventuno9213 objecting to their own questions ....ya very competent

[@devinkleinsmith5026]

@@juventusventuno9213 Amber Heard will testify next week.

[@lisasim]

True, but whenever I see a comment about this, I'm thinking that she will use it as an excuse to get another trial.

[@ec8687]

It’s as if they’re implying Johnny Depp can’t yell or get upset in his own house but she can abuse him?!?

[@ajeettv]

angry shouting in someones presence actually falls under the abuse definition in Virginia, so they are trying to go that line

[@ajeettv]

Also it was not his house as it was testified that he had to pay 50.000$ for repairs iIrc

[@foggylegg6362]

He probably tore up the house instead of hitting her because she was acting like his mother, trying to make him believe what she was doing to him wasn't that bad or not happening. He had one of the mothers from hell. There has to be anger but he's not stupid. She is prone to yelling at him. That is the verbal abuse on her part.

[@notinterested8452]

He hired a bee to sting her dog...

[@foggylegg6362]

@@notinterested8452 😁😁😁

[@andreamanning3297]

Love this man. He testifies without exaggeration or embellishment. Honest and straightforward. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👏🏼

[@bob-the-one]

I hate this woman for manipulating the situation for money...

[@lizavelez1297]

Money was just a bonus to her. It was always about manipulation & control

[@cameronkrause4712]

Johnny is suing her not the other way around.

[@bob-the-one]

@@cameronkrause4712 she is suing back for double the amount. Read the case.

[@reidun-engh8824]

Oh its MUCH more than money. Her ONLY aspiriation in life is FAME and POWER and money!!!!!!!

[@oratiletsimatsima9643]

She should have settled out of court like she was advised.

[@TechnoStrefa]

It’s like watching Suits, but it’s better. 😂

[@sancam8554]

Harvey would have not let this case drag out after all these silly questions keep being asked and rephrased several times with each witness. This case is better as in funnier, imo.

[@NormaLilia24]

Fun fact: Harvey charges $1,000/hr … Ambers lawyer is at $350/hr Johnny’s is at $800+/hr

[@kaystevens8428]

I hadn't thought about 'Suits" in quite some time. Now you have me missing it (& Harvey, Mike, Donna & Louis).

[@juanarocha8629]

Because its real

[@leahd1434]

RIDICULOUSNESS!!

[@TheWizardOfEgo]

Don't ask a Scotsman a question unless you are fully prepared to be told the truth

[@jotgrewal4390]

Or understand Scottish

[@salivatinggreed4219]

😂​@@jotgrewal4390

[@Blingluvr10]

I find it odd that he asked that like it was nothing. That TOTALLY came out of nowhere. 😳😳😳 but I've been enjoying seeing Johnny and his team laugh at the random hilarity!

[@Ionizedwater1]

You can tell they’re just trying to paint Johnny as a drunk and abuser

[@residentelect]

@@Ionizedwater1 No doubt JD is a drunk, even by his own admission. AH is the abuser. The most dangerous type; one who uses physical, psychological, emotional & financial abuse combined. Oh yeah, she also abuses bed sheets by shatting on them too...

[@Blingluvr10]

@@Ionizedwater1 totally! Amber is blaming everything on Johnny when they should be looking at her instead. SHE is the one who is the abuser!! I just can't wait when she gets on the stand to hear the trash and lies that will spew out of her mouth.

[@morrisabramian2276]

I've never been a fan of Depp's before all this , now after watching few of these trials am definitely a big fan now ! he is awesome and I really wish him luck

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

Same! I also really feel the the guy having to face so much sexism not realizing women can be abusers & men can be victims/survivors.

[@LockLoco]

Same

[@MrsSlocombesPuddyCat]

....Watching these (and trying not to), has made me think the worst of JD. I wonder if he will ever work again. Talk about career killing.

[@KA-gd1lg]

@@MrsSlocombesPuddyCat Sure he lost some roles, but after this is he makes even the smallest movie I'll support it, he's been through so much abuse that he deserve it back in spades

[@phoebetaylor8089]

Same here.

[@medyamnv2236]

The confused "No?" to the urinating question is so funny. The poor lawyer must be so embarrassed, Amber fed him these bizarre lies

[@nelimorales16]

Her lawyers are ridiculous asking the same question over and over. I feel bad for Johnny Depp.

[@SantaMariadelBuenAyre]

Ridiculous..trying to drive them nuts.

[@nelimorales16]

@@SantaMariadelBuenAyre omg yes and us . Poor Depp Everything he dealt with Amber.

[@SantaMariadelBuenAyre]

@@nelimorales16 jaja la ignorancia es atrevida, ella es audaz pero desde la ignorancia. Esta grave su mente,

[@stankyyboi]

they ask the same questions in hopes of catching them up in a lie, it's nothing new and all lawyers do it

[@nelimorales16]

@@stankyyboi true but she goes overboard, you figure by the tenth repetition the jury got the point on that question . But ur right

[@ChrisTopheRaz]

“And there was toilet paper in the bathroom when you entered, correct? “That is correct.” Mr. Depp,… would you say that it is air that you’re breathing right now?” I mean seriously…… 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@redbird9658]

well after seeing the movies I expected greater things than this.

[@mishima7083]

Sont avocats et dobt nuls..souvent ou font expres pour destabiliser temoins

[@knockingbell3208]

They did it to irritate the witnesses i believe. An angry witnesses is not liable to provide their encounters as a fact. Just my 50 cents.

[@danponitlong]

Passed EMBARRASSING TO AMERICA COURT SYSTEMS AND STUPID LAWS, I GUESS HE IS TRYING CREATE HOURS TO GET HIS POCKET FULL WITH MONEY..

[@andreebesseau6995]

This lawyer is incredible stupid.he is grasping at straws.what à clown show!

[@anjagroenewald2938]

It's absolutely annoying and frustrating how rude Amber's Lawyers are! He won't even let the witness finish a sentence before interrupting halfway through the man's sentence! Honestly, let the man speak.

[@lucasokeefe7935]

They know they have no case at this point and mountains of evidence to the contrary of Amber's claims, so their only hope is to rush through as many questions as possible and go "SEE I TOLD YOU" at the end

[@anjagroenewald2938]

@@lucasokeefe7935 Of course these idiots have no case😂this is the biggest waste of time ever and even as they rush they only dig their grave deeper for themselves and honestly it's just hilarious how Amber's lawyers have no brain cells because all that these idiots are doing is "OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR".

[@katherinerose6777]

Her legal team is scared and know they have no case... They are fearful of the truth coming to light, which it has repeatedly.

[@strikerfang1486]

@@katherinerose6777 not necessarily. i believe it's just amber. the lawyers are pushing because it's part of their job

[@kentymashmilo758]

Because they know they are guilty and they need to manipulate what the witness say

[@inmybox100]

The more you see Johnny Deep in this trial the more of a fan of his you become ,Just got to love the Guy ,

[@quirogatnonerrat3214]

Agree👍🏻

[@Hannan_1325]

Universal Truth. Johnny is awesome

[@nissa_rahmawati97]

Agree 👍🏻👍🏻

[@dystopianwarcry9425]

Fax

[@lynda74]

Great talent

[@Scitch-et4vk]

Domestic abuse of men is obviously not taken seriously

[@Blake-bv8qo]

Never has been and never will be...

[@notinterested8452]

Nothing that happens to men in this world is ever taken seriously. That's what being a man is all about.

[@accountforwastingtime]

When people ask why this trial is important, this is why. Not only does it in a lot of depth detail just how deep abuse can go, how controlling abusers can be (both with her and his mother) but how underrepresented male abuse victims are.

[@Visual_Writer]

Not at all. Imagine the roles were changed. If Amber would be a man, she would serve jailtime for her violence.

[@accountforwastingtime]

@@Visual_Writer this wasn't a criminal trial, that is why there was no jail time. The charges were defamation, not abuse. It was just that by proving defamation & malice in the headlines claiming Amber Heard was abused & "represented" abuse victims everywhere it basically showed that Johnny Depp wasn't an abuser. He'd have to bring different charges against her to convict her of domestic abuse. Not sure if statues of limitations would apply there unfortunately.

[@lulou14MerMa]

My neighbour did the same to her husband. We used to think he was the aggressor because he would shout loudly and then one day I saw from the top window them arguing in the conservatory and she was going at him with a knife screaming so we would think she was the victim but she was clearly the aggressor. I stopped believing her when he came out with bruises and cuts and she had nothing. He typically got arrested though and had to move out. They never believe the man.

[@floatingsara]

@Marina did you testify ?

[@sky8181]

They believe guys, just not all guys

[@revanvonheaven8270]

Testify against her and give yhe man a tazer.

[@jellewierda3828]

Maybe he drove her to do that....

[@barnabasbaack1237]

@@jellewierda3828 no one ever says that when the genders are reversed🤷🏻‍♂️

[@cornflakesandmilk8157]

This guy asked a Scottish guy working in security a stupid question. How did he think it would go😂

[@westernskies2199]

Agree! a hilarious question to ask a man from a kilt-wearing culture.🤭🤣

[@TheTrUKShow]

He will most likely be ex SAS.. Scottish made up a lot of the old SAS

[@skankcitytitty]

We Scots don’t suffer fools kindly

[@Real_Mick3y6]

Scots are great, they're accent is hilarious and they're use of words is so serious yet it makes perfect sense

[@Real_Mick3y6]

@@lordxeno8270 yeah

[@RachaelWard]

Her Lawyer: “And alcohol was in the house in Australia yes?” MATE! You would be hard pressed to come here and find a fridge in Australia without at least 1 beer in it! We practically give you one when you step off the damn plane! 😂

[@JackRecami]

🙄🤔😅😂😂

[@dot6823]

😝😆

[@Michael.OJackson]

Ah, you little ripper!

[@Hodaris_Darlin]

My house would be one of the few.

[@xanas93]

Bloody beauty

[@theoxtv7382]

Bodyguards a scot a scot always are straight to the point and don't BS anything, most genuine people around

[@theresajv5055]

She looks like she is furious with her lawyers. It will be hard for their prestigous legal career to recover from this.

[@insilence6156]

I wonder if they are sorry for taking her on as a client….they are looking so inept. So unprofessional thanks to her info she provided. Gosh I hope he wins…he sure has a high tolerance. If anything…we have learned he is a sweet kind giving person.

[@beebzah]

tbh i think that's just her face

[@leeannsampson6050]

The way she goes from expressing doe eyes to mad face at her lawyer, until she realizes the camera is on her, to sadish expressionless face is creepy. Then when she glances over at Mr. Depp to see his reactions are very telling about her. The psychological evaluation on her is spot on! It also explains why she was copying Mr. Depp's wardrobe choices during the trial. And when other's start to notice and talk about it on the news she suddenly and abruptly stopped doing it. She definitely has issues that need to be addressed. I'm actually worried for the child in her care. Will the child's upbringing turn into a Joan Crawford situation if the child disappoints, disagrees, talks back to her, becomes "defiant" in her eyes, isn't what she deems "acceptable" in her views, doesn't "preform" to her liking, or just refuses to do as she tells them. I'm afraid for the child especially when the child is a toddler or teenager, that's when children can become "difficult" to handle for a lot of people. At those ages children can become unpredictable, and she's not going to like that. I wonder if that's what Joan Crawford had was BHPD?

[@belletrocio2260]

She's probably the reason why her lawyers sucks. Having her as a client is scary . Her lawyers must feel like a knife is aimed at them all the time.

[@andreoka]

her lawyers suck because only stupid and arrogant ones would take on this case.

[@danaemoore6753]

The more I hear from AH legal team, the more I am convinced that she has lost this case. They bring almost no real defense to the table.

[@garymardle2120]

They’re incomplete and she doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

[@TuningAnApple]

Well, there's still another half of the case where she brings her own witnesses. So there's still more to see. I'd be amazed if she can turn things around though.

[@ohdear2275]

Her attorneys are genuinely unlikeable, too. Unfortunately, there's a LOT more trial to go, and I imagine AH and her slimy team have all kinds of stuff to use to try to discredit JD. And who knows what the jury is like.

[@NormaLilia24]

Seems like a win but we are only half way through the trial. We still have to her and her witnesses to testify to see what kind of evidence she has on him. Keep in mind that this is a defamation trial and it’s hella hard to prove but Johnny and his team have been doing great thus far. #justiceforjohnny

[@01034599]

and they always sound nervous lmao

[@nettieforce1]

Johnny keeps his friends close. For years. I love the general friendships on display! Justice for Johnny!

[@swan996]

The judges job is to remain neutral, yes that doesn’t always happen, but watching the other testimonies it’s clear that she is remaining neutral. BOTH sides have to have equal opportunity to present their case, it’s the whole point. The jury can’t make an informed judgement if both sides don’t present fully.

[@BipoIarbear]

Sometimes tho u can see her die inside cos of her lawyer, its really frustrating, its clear all they have is defomation rather than evidence now tho yep?, like think being impartial an probably minds are made up by now, i bet tgey already have a settlement or plea but j depps side prob aren't taking it an just doing wat they can to bargain, but what dignity can be lost an made up here? Don't think any could be clawed back unless he keeps going

[@enderdude5000]

E

[@josephlilley9249]

The problem with having a jury in high profile cases like this is that the jury has most likely already made their decision before court even started. The jurors may never admit it but it's literally impossible for them to be neutral bc there are so damn many different things that could sway their decision. Even if someone in court says something that is hearsay and an objection is made and it stands, the jury still heard what that hearsay is and will still make judgements based on that bc some will believe the hearsay and some wont

[@BipoIarbear]

@@josephlilley9249 u can tell from the actors faces how the jury are feeling a bit?, at first jd was quite straight an scared , but it seems to have Amber being straight faced to not being able to hold it in . Yep I agree tho almost all of them will have heard the stories before and then when its come out later with massive contradictions people will automatically feel agreived to have felt sympathy for her to realise she suckered then even subconsciously

[@martindebrois1472]

No - She is pro-Heard. ... She about ALWAYS sustains Rottenborn's objections. .. And she will when Amber goes up there, when Team Johnny questions her.

[@ITMeCE]

Their defense is absolutely weak and at this point should just be thrown out.

[@Zandoerlenaar]

They havent called their witnesses yet, so their tricks are to come in the coming weeks

[@danponitlong]

EXACTLY

[@noeoleole6911]

Is Amber herself going to testify at some point?

[@steve99385]

Its crazy that people are so convinced that Depp is on the right side (not that I disagree with that) that *everyone* that comments will refer to Heard's team as "them"

[@Zandoerlenaar]

@@noeoleole6911 yes key witness ofcourse. That grilling from Depp's team is going to be brutal about all the provable lies etc

[@akhan2346]

After somewhat following this trial, I have a whole new level of respect for Johnny. He really is a nice guy!

[@vasallo13]

I was a witness to a case similar to this. The bruises that appear days later, the acts of violence that never happened, the lost of opportunities,jobs, and horrible conditions at which the guy I was a witness for was treated. Months incarcerated, placed under house arrest family members not beliving on this guy man it was sad. But I happened to be at his place when the so call “violence” occurred. O man the lawyer tried to portrayed me as the worst human there was. Going as far as claiming that I was gay and in love with the guy lmao. Man it was sad. But we won the case. Time and money was never return tho so sad at the end anyways.

[@DrakeOola]

"we won't the case", do you mean won, please tell me you mean won...

[@vasallo13]

@@DrakeOola yeah we won the case autocorrect messing with me

[@drelocs2878]

@@DrakeOola After all that was said that’s what you got out of his message? Lmao 🤣 I can’t stand people like you.

[@nevergonnafindme5778]

@@vasallo13 damn, even autocorrect thinks you guys lost the case, is there no justice in the world?

[@kellynolen498]

@@nevergonnafindme5778 I recommend turning it off autocorrect is the worst instead of looking like I mistyped or don't know how to spell it looks like you barely know the language at all since it replaces it with a actual word sometimes you can't even parse what they meant

[@fiestygemini2379]

I'm also loyal to my employer who pays my wage. Would I lie for them NO, would I be dishonest on their behalf NO, would I consider my colleagues friends yes (I add these are my work friends, people who I probably spend more time with than my 'real/best' friends and family if this makes sense). I have seen 'slight/thin' women beat the crap out of men that weigh 50+ pounds on them (especially on a weekend in A&E). Why is it hard to believe a woman can be a abuser in this circumstance?

[@mrex3553]

Because we have been living in a woke world for too long.

[@albertoquintero5281]

@Harmony May she really worked hard to be that hated!

[@Sarahpurple12]

@XanthousRoom Also because it would bring people bitching about it not being a fair fight. This world is ridiculous, I can't wait for the day I leave it.

[@lynnrn8252]

It's not hard to believe Amber could be the abuser, her team is just grasping at straws! Lol, you can even hear the exasperation when her lawyer speaks as if he knows they aren't answering the questions the way he wants them to no matter how many mundane ways he asks the same exact question. It's become obvious to me that her legal team doesn't believe her lies as well or they would be able to ask one question instead of the same question multiple times, just worded Slightly different! Like they are trying to confuse the witnesses for an answer in their favor.

[@jakekunz5168]

Just what this trial needed: an old scottish man

[@elizabethholmann3853]

A gorgeous old scottish man!!! You'd certainly feel safe with him!!!

[@emy1975]

The lawyer feels uncomfortable when AH is staring at him.

[@aleksandersantos9106]

Yes

[@LordMalice6d9]

@@aleksandersantos9106 Evil stare.

[@yara_aaaaaa]

(aka amber heard)

[@rainedyani8505]

She’s glaring at him and then quickly writes something down. I got the feeling she was angry over something he said or didn’t say. Would’ve loved to see the back room interactions after that!

[@drelocs2878]

@@rainedyani8505 oh I would pay to see it (seriously.) I can only imagine how badly she Cussed them out. 🤣

[@_NolaLucking_]

we all need a friend like this man I find it so cool how Johnny Depp shares his fortune with close friends

[@johnmatrix4685]

How LOW can this so called woman go!!!..ABSOLUTELY APPALLING!!

[@sararaven1997]

No, she is no woman ;) She really is a monster. There is no other word to use, sorry ;)

[@lilc5353]

She's LOW Ballin for sho! 🤥

[@whatyouwant2155]

You can actually tell his guard doesnt think hes guilty. Getting angry is NORMAL. Everyone GOT ANGRY!! The guard proving this whole situation is not big deal he only got angry and the fact that they trying to make him look bad just failling over and over again. He treats all of his staff kindly and even the guard wants to prove it. "He doesnt resist, hes not bossy. I only let him go" rlly shown he wants to treat him well unlike amber.

[@__-fi6xg]

Anger is a Natural Emotion after being accused of something that isnt right. Every psychologyist can Tell you that.

[@LA1898]

Yeah, I have been angry, and slammed doors before, I know people who punched walls when angry. But that doesn't make them/me abusive towards others....this whole case is stupid. Anyone in long term relationship can tell that u do get angry with each other from time to time. The fact she has been filming him when JD was at his lowest says is all to me.

[@danponitlong]

Yeah I like how his guard answer the questions it was lovely.

[@JpokeWmcu85]

I'm getting angry because turds lawyers are actually annoying me with there voice and overwhelming stupid questions

[@thecelebrationcentre]

Amber pretending to write on her pad again. 😂😂😂

[@ANC2002]

At this point I feel the defense's primary goal is to humiliate JD. They've gotten so far from the point of this trial.. they're just slinging mud at this point.

[@judithmelvin7392]

Yes! I don't care if JD peed in an elevator that has nothing to do with accusing him of DV. They can't prove her innocence, so they are just attacking JD personally.

[@reneenyberg4832]

I watched an interesting analysis on them. I think Amber is telling her lawyers what to ask. And pulling their strings. That is why it is all about humiliating Johnny and off topic.

[@misami213]

Cause its literally the only thing they got, their client is humiliating them, but their duty as lawyers is to make her win as possible as they can but with each day they realize there is nothing that helps to make her win, everything they showed and used as evidence one way or another goes against her.

[@shannonwallace6935]

@@judithmelvin7392 Exactly....if we're being honest, I too have peed in an elevator....and I haven't ever committed DV!!! All that says is, he really had to pee!!! 😆

[@ANC2002]

@@misami213 I wonder how much lower AH'S team is going to go (next week)when it's their turn to present witnesses? It's going to be a mess!

[@Achyll-oh4cu]

This man really thought a seasoned security personnel would be incapable of looking at ms. heards face, while simultaneously attempting to escort his client from the premises? It's literally his job, to assess every situation while on duty. You think in a crowded room when he has a hand on Mr. Depp that he's not scoping the crowd for any possible threat? It's only the most important part of this mans profession.

[@danponitlong]

😄 Heard lawyer is an idiot, how the passed the bar exam that I don't understand. May those lawyers pay someone to take the bar exam for them. They are not intelligent enough to be in court handling any case...

[@kellynolen498]

yeah your not a real body guard if your not actively looking for threats while ive heard of hired muscle and bouncers that get by on being big but unless your really just there to look intimidating

[@leonvaltchev2212]

Exactly my thought

[@danicapapali7810]

This was probably the most mind blowing question to date, for real!

[@maearcher4721]

I agree completely.

[@babydahl9424]

I'm really creeped out by the way Amber keeps staring at her lawyer as he does the questioning. It's almost like a parent watching their child with the 'if you embarrass me I will beat you' face.

[@medzo8193]

You can see at the end of the video how aggravated the bodyguard gets from all those dumb and embarrassing questions.

[@supernoodles908]

That's the aim of the lawyer

[@DeadSoul027]

The bodyguard's comment when the "objection" was brought up is what made Johnny laugh. It's just perfect: "I think I would remember seeing Mr. Depp's p****s!"

[@jodybogdanovich4333]

5:37 "I think I would remember if I'd seen Mr. Depp's penis out." 🤣😂

[@luna.1409]

@@DeadSoul027 yes😂😂

[@source2950]

I wouldn’t call myself a Depp fan and I’m watching this because I love law court drama… but Mr Depp has me charmed- his smile lights up the room and his soul bared bare for all is breathtakingly beautiful. I hope justice serves you well sir. Peace to you. Average folk recognise genuine when we see it .. maybe that’s why he’s had such a successful career for 30+ years.

[@yourmom2262]

Agreed, I actually thought he was pompous and annoying

[@mickeytran1936]

And johnny stayed in a house while in australia, correct? And johnny drank water, correct? And he breathed air, correct? I have no further questions..🤣

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

Last question in this clip makes me respect his restraint even more. First, he restrains himself from saying that he'd 'remember seeing Johnny's little Johnny', then he restrains himself from saying 'I'm a bodyguard, not a real estate agent'. Madlad. Absolute madlad.

[@mysticjen379]

“Johnny’s little Johnny” bahahaha 🤣

[@bellaella2960]

Anyone else not a fan of the judge? She sustained almost all of Amber's attorneys hearsay objections (and we all know there were A LOT), but dismisses most of Johnny's attorneys objections.

[@dlm8763]

The judge has shown her bias towards Amber and Amber's inept legal team.

[@SolusDarkcoat]

@@dlm8763 meaning?

[@CGH250]

She’s definitely accommodating to AH legal team. They get by with a lot!!

[@CGH250]

@@SolusDarkcoat - seems fairly clear

[@sn.m]

This judge should be thrown out. She is ridiculously proAmber

[@eh-i1841]

I just think it’s ridiculous,how she threw away the love of a man who really loved and adored her.And she did it in the most despicable way. Shame on you Amber Heard.

[@Hayata_dair_hersey95]

Yes! And she did this to a man like Johnny Deep. She is a moron.

[@milacruz3970]

Self distructive and self sabotagge is really sad to see.

[@kolovnika4309]

Look at the way she's looking at her lawyer. We see it all. She's trying to remain calm. 😂

[@rainedyani8505]

Glaring at him!! Would’ve loved to be a fly on the wall in the back room after that!

[@drelocs2878]

@@rainedyani8505 Don’t wish for that. There may be plenty of flies On your wall after amber leaves your home. 😏😏

[@fidem.7641]

Jhonny depp belongs to the world. We loved him from All beginnings. He is sincere.

[@Yourmom-wn6uz]

“You didn’t scan her entirely” but he literally points out the type of shirt she was wearing that day. I’m pretty sure he would remember a bruised up face. 🤦‍♀️

[@mzmartin8115]

Her attorney is doing a horrible job

[@saiken811]

The way I see it, there are two possibilities: 1. They know they have no grounds so they are like throwing absolutely everything at the wall and see what sticks, however ridiculous those things are or 2. AH lied to her lawyers, so they thought they had a plan based on what AH had told them and then WHAM! None of those things are true so the lawyers get flabbergasted on the spot. These are the only reasons I can think of why the lawyer would bring up the peeing thing… lol

[@aquaman6166]

He's just doing his job. Defending Herd is hard because she's indefensible, but someone's gotta do the job.

[@patricew.4010]

They aren't. They're just going off what she told them, her truth. Which isn't true.

[@malagatravel]

​@@saiken811and see what sticks 🤣🤣🤣

[@bernadettecrawford3656]

The bodygourd is honest her defence is trying to put words in his mouth ugh

[@Dark31420]

I watch this every now and again just to laugh at such a Scottish attitude in American court room man is not here for nonsense 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤣

[@elizabethholmann3853]

and that accent is beautiful!!!

[@Awaredo]

I’ve realized with this _lawyer_ that he only likes “correct” questions. He spins things up and doesn’t want the full context of the statement. Also the judge allows these dumbass questions to be asked, rewording the same stupid question four times?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@2000freefuel]

Never interrupt an inept fool while they are proving to everyone they are in fact an idiot.

[@chukwudiilozue9171]

The judge overruled the objection as the court was laughing at the Heard lawyers. I really think that helped Depp's case, not hers.

[@enderdude5000]

E

[@angelopapolis8675]

I agree And the stupid muffin questions ... And the twisting of the interview dinner into a " drinks and dinner with Johnny" If one needs to resort to lies and innuendos and deceit then you do not have a case. A clear case of abuse woud have been exposed on the thousands of hours of her tape recordings. She had hidden recording devices all over the place and she gas lit him every chance she could. This is a sadistic , psychopathic , manipulative , deceitful, horrendously hateful woman. Why? She enjoys the pain she inflicts on him.

[@keimahrosalle4797]

I agree he doesn't want the full explanation. Just yes or no twisting the truth.

[@user-Alihussen82]

This woman had evil plans on the first day she met Johnny Depp, and throughout each day she was preparing to destroy him and take his money.

[@themanifester1807]

Her biggest win would have been Musk, but she blew it.

[@lindajohnson3802]

She wanted to erase her DV record before she married him. Wonder what she had planned. She planned the abuse on Johnny Depp before she ever married him.

[@annamaria1972]

@@themanifester1807 Musk is too smart for her silly plans

[@themanifester1807]

@@annamaria1972 on the other hand, men of musk’s age need inspiration, and even an evil b like her would serve well for his purposes. In fact, she could have served for years, if she wasn’t so clingy and time-consuming, lol. He has no time for her bs, however.

[@desox123]

@@themanifester1807 we are all evil quit acting like a saint just most of us wouldn’t destroy the cherished relationship of a loved one like her

[@JohnBlundell-n3w]

You can’t buy loyalty Johnny depp rocks Humble human being❤

[@sasugamancer2155]

This lawyer thinks that the security just looked longingly into johnny's eyes instead of observing the area

[@babymonalisa]

🤣

[@allessandmegchannel]

I couldn’t really blame him if he did tbh 🤣

[@Kookabrah]

🤭

[@libertyor556]

Can we just give a moment to give a round of applause for her Lawyer? It’s hard to be a lawyer in a high profile case when you have such a hard time forming a sentence and completing a thought.

[@danaemoore6753]

Omg...this has been driving me crazy. Literally driving me crazy

[@johnnytyler5685]

I'm not an attorney but I believe that both Amber Turd's legal team AND Johnny Depp's legal team have young attorneys who are basically "in training" working on this case. That is why some of them sound so nervous and/or inexperienced. Depp's team had a VERY young female attorney questioning a witness yesterday or the day before and while she certainly wasn't a stammering mess like this clown is, her voice was VERY rigid and unemotional. She sounded like she was a robot reading from a book as she questioned the witness. It was the first time I had seen her so far in this case. Again, this isn't to throw shade at her because she sounded dramatically more competent than even the most experienced attorney on Amber Turd's team, but you could tell that she was extremely green around the gills. It may have even been the first time she EVER questioned a witness in front of a jury. The same thing applies to Amber Turd's team, although this guy looks WAAAAAAAY too old to be an "attorney-in-training", so the reality is that he is likely just a terrible attorney just as the rest of Amber Turd's attorneys are.

[@Wesley.Deuren]

They get more inept as the trial goes on probably because they are being berated by Amber behind the scenes.

[@Sims2freakazoider]

Objection! Hearsay!

[@victrola2007]

Oh, SNAP!

[@thomashalley7258]

It gets me how Amber is in a position to look and see how everyone is reacting but Johnny is facing forward and not looking around.

[@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819]

Damn, I hadn’t noticed that!!

[@atinev2396]

So funny when bodyguard said he was smuggling 2 dogs. 3:06 Those were apparently Amber's dogs that she smuggled into Australia. The lawyer had a fright and immediately moved on "No, no no, I'm talking about..." Because layer knew very well what it was all about. Hahaha...

[@ablissfuldecline]

i like to believe the bodyguard could've smuggled djokovic into Australia

[@theshape8992]

I was thinking the exact same thing hah

[@nightsgrow6575]

I think that was a pretty big deal at the time, the prime minister of Australia or mayor of Sydney or someone made a statement about it. They referred to them as Johnny’s dogs though, I’m not sure that they were ambers.

[@iseewh3reurgettingat961]

@@ablissfuldecline wait. the tennis player? haha XD

[@Zeeno]

5:27 is what you're looking for

[@rouchwernat3678]

Thx

[@moreuselessthansakura]

Thx

[@nelsonbarrios1718]

Why?

[@aliimrankazan3294]

FINALLY! Thanks.

[@EndritVj]

Thanx!

[@joannerandle728]

I wonder if this beautiful man knows that when he smiles most of the world smiles with him!

[@Otohoto]

it's crazy the amount of lies AH can deliver, she even delivers them to her legal team to be brought* to court, she either is desperate and terrified to lose her status of victim, or completely out of her mind and really convinced herself of what she's bringing up

[@nancymarnin7780]

She's not completely out of her mind. She only cares about not paying him 50 million and receiving her 100 million in her case. This is all about money to her and always has been!

[@crem-crem4070]

@@nancymarnin7780 she shat in his bed. How is that not an indicator that she’s out of her mind?

[@Otohoto]

@@nancymarnin7780 i believe there is more than that, these kind of character only find a pleasure/meaning in life from being looked upon to, being admired, and in causing harm to other people, and most of the times both of these things are closely entangled, i believe she'd be more devastated by the public opinion knowing she's an abuser, that she lied about being a victim of domestic abuse, and looking down on her than loosing money, her image is what's primordial to her too bad for her now a lot of people will think of her shitting in a bed from now on, and that's beautiful in a way, so much karma

[@abbytakano3340]

I'm sorry, I would be that person. It's "brought", not "brang"

[@Otohoto]

@@abbytakano3340 sorry i'm not a english native speaker thanks for pointing that out i'll correct it ^^

[@bob12342322]

the worst thing you can do is ask someone from Britain a stupid question cause sarcasm is straight up gonna happen

[@samsherrington7423]

Trust me. We have more than enough stupid people here already

[@Gilliebeany]

I mean this is true but that man is not remotely British in accent at any rate

[@harrylyons2001]

@@Gilliebeany it’s Scottish which is part of the UK

[@Seany-boy]

@@Gilliebeany No such thing as a "British " accent. The United Kingdom, made up of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland each has its own accent. Each region of the countries mentioned in turn has its own accent as well. The gent speaking has a Scottish accent and is uniquely different from an English accent for example.

[@jennyhorsburgh1078]

@@Gilliebeany you're sillyyyy

[@sarahkelly3234]

The best thing that came out of this situation was the fact that it was on screen. We have no doubt that men can be abused. Awakening for so many.

[@ivansavoie3190]

There's not a person in the world with the exception of maybe a newborn who hasn't gotten angry and for a lot less in some cases I'm sure.

[@agapelove1111]

I have seen newborns get angry...

[@ivansavoie3190]

@@agapelove1111 that's funny I was just walking back from getting coffee and it come to me that they probably do especially having going from one environment to another being slapped lol. Also commented soon as I heard anger brought up so didn't put much thought into it, thanks for your reply best love, Agape Love

[@dragenfire68]

I mean I shattered my TV screen cuz I threw my controler at it

[@sandracrosbie8468]

It seems to me that Amber's lawyer is asking the most mundane, not worth answering questions. He gets to put words into the mouth of the security man. Fair play to him. He's keeping it real too.

[@oliviaadan8208]

Exactly what I was thinking...almost as if they r trying 2 ask about anything and everything..even when it means nothing 2 the case

[@mimaof2brats1]

Johnny is unshaken he's calm cool and collected with his thoughts and mind

[@mimaof2brats1]

@Johnnydepp09 since nightmare on elm Street

[@tnew9546]

There is so much material in this trial for a Netflix/Hulu series here. I can't imagine that any group of writers could have come up with so many funny moments. Amber's lawyers are the worst. Well, Amber doesn't deserve anything better than what she got.

[@danponitlong]

LOLOLOL

[@nataliacristinapereira6671]

American Crime History: Depp vs Heard Kkkkkkkkk

[@thedragonlee76]

This trial is comical and makes any fan of Johnny Depp make you like him and even more,love him.

[@thedragonlee76]

@Hawaiian Islands You have to watch, when he goes to children's hospitals and he's dressed in his Jack Sparrow character.He doesn't publicize it,but all the kids,the nurses and people he visits love him.

[@LisaP-pd6nq]

Back for a laugh in 2024❤ 😂😂😂❤

[@aprilstyles3072]

Amber’s lawyers are a big joke. I can’t.

[@strayjames8751]

nah they just having nothing to work on. just proves to show how bad amber is and how she is a liar.

[@rustyhowe3907]

My imagination just conjures up that in secret they are on JD's side the whole time, even if the reality is they got nothing to work with.

[@mehere8038]

I love his response to whether he could scan Amber's body while trying to rescue Johnny, basically amounting to making it clear to the jury that of course he was watching her with great intent, just like you would if a vicious dog was in the room growling at you. Amber's team helped reinforce the threat that she was

[@backtothe80s97]

Johnny is a messed up man but he’s innocent here. His humor is priceless justice for him!

[@jl47983]

how is he messed up?

[@Mavis.Rosefield]

@@jl47983 maybe they meant broken? Or chaotic? Or I dont know, but I think it’s not meant bad

[@Ramesh_002]

We're all messed up man but yes I agree with you.

[@jonathanngai5956]

the bodyguard is so sharp, absolute savage. stupid cunning legal question has absolute no effect on this straight forward honest working man

[@justjack6967]

Scottish for you

[@Theartkid244]

That’s def a Scot for ye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 love from a Scot

[@gailjezik2400]

Johnny Deep looks so cute when he smiles.

[@wanderer1342]

loves the bodyguards Scottish accent 😂😂

[@SuperDan3232]

Gotta be ex sas hasn’t he 😂

[@isabelmontoya9797]

Best body guard to have 👌

[@gavaka8622]

Awe dae ye aye

[@wanderer1342]

@@gavaka8622 😂😂😂

[@wanderer1342]

@@SuperDan3232 aye 😂😂😂

[@pinklishdot]

I feel bad for the lawyers because they’re honestly just trying to do their jobs and are being ridiculed online man. Must be hard to be trying to defend her case and must be tired as well

[@gh0stpc360]

I agree. The videos of them being ridiculed was fun at first but now its kinda just 😬😬😬. Hope they still get to be lawyers they really were just trying to do their job

[@cows3043]

@@gh0stpc360 yea the shittiest job ever

[@lobserve1]

They're getting paid big bucks, don't feel sorry for them.

[@guitarheart94]

They weren’t forced to take the case though. Sure defending amber is probably career suicide but I’m sure they’re being paid incredibly well. But folks should realize they are just trying to do their job.

[@Visual_Writer]

Stopped feeling bad for them when they start critizising the Jury and the Judge.

[@dudel39]

How are lawyers like this involved in such a big trial. You literally hear the insecurity and fear in his voice-

[@avengemybreath3084]

Trials are relatively rare these days, and very few lawyers are comfortable with this level of public scrutiny

[@db7610]

Each time she stares down her lawyer and then writes something down, it's where she's lied to him and her legal team about what happened. She is not happy with the way it's being portrayed.

[@juzlookin22]

EXACTLY! That's why she made the desperate move of firing her publicists and hiring new ones this weekend. She is making an attempt to clean up her mess because she will be on the stand on Monday 5/2/2022.

[@amandavankeimpema8374]

Came here to comment the same thing. She's screaming at the lawyer with her eyes on about 3 or 4 occassions.

[@capinkevarino9674]

This attorney sounds so shaky ... no idea why they are allowing him to question witnesses. I guess because the team is trash overall.

[@MerDuke]

Would you rather it was the passive aggressive woman that gets frustrated with the witness she questions after getting one information rejected or wrong? Lol

[@lilkittygirl]

Because there is no basis for them to not allow it. Incriminating yourself as a lawyer is not against any policies.

[@capinkevarino9674]

@@MerDuke Like I said ... they trash.

[@ShubhamShubhra]

She will whip him later tonight for being a bad boy.

[@annabellenoblepi6684]

Seeing him laugh warms my heart ♥️

[@deniseketo]

JD giving gifts for doorman and yet AH poorly paying her assistant and yells/ spits in her face when asked for a raise.

[@czgator9000]

And randomly slapping her friend in the face when they are shopping. Nice.

[@rorcombatarms]

Lol I’m guessing just by her behaviour that she went cheap with the lawyers and thought that she would win just because

[@misami213]

Its seem they were hired by the court, maybe no lawyer accepted her case cause its a losing case so the court provided for her a lawyer, hence how her lawyer is familiar with the judge, they actually talk freely sometimes, but either way she got no evidence to support her that why they are doing this, cause there is nothing to help her case at all.

[@battheman777]

@@misami213 court appointed lawyers only apply to criminal defense cases.

[@articxunodorseggnej8016]

@@battheman777 so amber heard hired this law group?

[@JeusAlprime108]

@@articxunodorseggnej8016 Not many well-known law firm would took a losing case especially from a high profile client that would make their losing performance spreading wide among the public too and harm their reputation in the process.

[@articxunodorseggnej8016]

@@JeusAlprime108 thank you for the explanation. So these people are just forced to represent her then

[@KE-hr4sb]

Anyone notice that every time Johnny's lawyers object, the judge overrules it, but whenever Amber's lawyers object, she sustains? I can't believe she allowed the question about his freaking penis. ETA: I haven't seen them all, but overwhelmingly, she seems to sustain Rottenborn, to the point that it was becoming noticeable, but in this case, I was like "Is she kidding?!"

[@minisn3066]

There are some times when Amber’s other female lawyer was asking questions, the judge sustains a couple of objections. So, yeah, it depends it seems.

[@annnoane5828]

Idk about this particular short video but on other videos, I saw the judge sustained JD's lawyers' objection too.

[@martindebrois1472]

The point is she ALWAYS SUSTAINS Rottenborn's objections.

[@techaprime]

Damn, that is a sharp suit that Johnny is wearing.

[@choxoletyo8518]

It could puncture the hull in an empire class fire nation battleship leaving thousands to drown at sea Because it's so sharp

[@joachimtheboss5326]

As sharp as when you open a carbonated beverage and inhale with your nose 🥶🥶🥶🤒🤕🤕🥵🥵

[@daddy_.rome0]

@@choxoletyo8518 as sharp as Azula's shoulder pads 🥵

[@angelopapolis8675]

A beautiful man inside and out

[@thaneofwhiterun3562]

@@choxoletyo8518 I got that reference M8. And on another note, wtf. The fire nation has ships with thousands of crewmen? Damn dude, that's insane!

[@danimalloy9569]

as a Scot, this may be a bit biased, but i love Scottish people 😂

[@Sephyricon]

If I ever needed a body guard, It would most definitely be a Scot.

[@jemmapage1826]

I adore the accent. Supposedly one of my nans parents was Scottish and the other Irish and I just love that idea

[@denickite]

In a kilt this man would be oh my!

[@sgt276]

I am also Scottish

[@StrangeMachines1]

I'm not even a Scot but I do too

[@cici7904]

Hahahahahaha This is the best witness. He just destroys that lawyer hahahaha

[@ajiteshsingh5888]

"8500$?.... he has given me a lot more than that"😂❤

[@theresastevey8286]

She has the worst attorneys ever

[@sarcasm-83]

True but she also has no case. I'll be disappointed if her losing is said to eventually be "because of her team was bad" by the media

[@ags8507]

they have nothing to work with, while i agree they have done some not so professional things, in the end they are just doing their job

[@Kookabrah]

They have nothing, that's why they're messing so much. It's like when you didn't memorize a poem and then you were supposed to recite it in front of your class. What's more is that there's this difference that they didn't know where even read the poem.🤷