I took a job with a 50% chance of suffering... (Job Simulator VR)

[@lisawinn1118]

Crusty... you need your own animated show! Your rambling monologs need to be enjoyed by all!

[@jestergamedev5551]

The quality of your roleplay and storytelling is stunning. I frickin' love these videos and your style.

[@NoraIconiq]

Crusty: gets the cookie landing in between heads and tails. Then proceeds to give the most bipolar passive aggressive service Ive ever seen.

[@IAmCrusty]

It's the rules maybe

[@NoraIconiq]

@@IAmCrusty Maybe but who wrote them is the real question. Clearly a higher power is at work here.

[@EighmyLupin]

Someone doesn't know what bipolar is and it shows.

[@NoraIconiq]

@@EighmyLupin for the record I asked someone who's bipolar what its like and they described it as being uncontrollable mood swings much like how crusty was acting. So are trying to make fun of me or make fun of bipolar people because my knowledge comes straight from the horses mouth. It might not be the exact definitions of you would find on the internet but it did come from someone who actually experiences it described it the best way they could. They were a high functioning individual if that makes you feel any better.

[@Inf3rnoDrag0n]

Ok

[@iambornstellar117]

Spitting into a cup while standing under a sign asking him not to spit is the best definition of Crusty you can think of. My god, the man's such a rebel!!

[@IAmCrusty]

There was a sign?

[@iambornstellar117]

@@IAmCrusty Above the pick up area.

[@Ktllynn]

He loves living dangerously

[@Xahnel]

I don't understand why this stream of unfiltered psychopathy towards code is so hilarious... But it iiiiis. More please, you're great.

[@Janhan_]

Dude do those dialogues come to you naturally or are you writing them beforehand? They are so good!

[@IAmCrusty]

I just talk and mistakes happen

[@Last_Survivor593]

@@IAmCrusty no, art happens :D

[@mynameisdonaldduck8536]

@@IAmCrustya masterpiece hAppens😅😅

[@that_0ne_stupid_idi0t]

@@IAmCrusty yeah Ur good 😁

[@ab-thrilla6597]

i think what makes it so good is the fact that its random and not planned either way hes awsome

[@iambatsmurfette]

Things I'm waiting to see crusty do - Blend a glass bottle Blend hot sauce Blend the fire extinguisher Make fire extinguisher soup Actually put toppings on literally anything that's ordered with toppings

[@laylapewatualuk9681]

It's eerily funny to see Crusty be nice, mean, or half and half at the flip of the coin.🤣

[@Nodisplayed]

8:20 hardest line

[@Western_Engne_gUy]

9:46 bro actually did middle finger 💀

[@snakeysnakeGamingSSG]

Crusty this video is amazing it is unpredictable and your creativity can expand the viewers currently view of the game even further making everything an adventure I rlly do love your videos keep up the funny, action packed, and sometimes gruesome videos

[@anthonyvincent7762]

Lol we need a split screen of Crusty in real life / in game watching him do these jesters :D

[@TheAesir7160]

Gestures*

[@IAmCrusty]

I need to get a body first

[@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet]

@@IAmCrusty a live body or a dead one... cuz i have both you can have one

[@themadoz847]

CRUSTY YOUR VIDS ARE JUST INSANELY FUNNY GOODJOB MAN! i also don’t know why I’m caps

[@IAmCrusty]

IT'S OKAY I LIKE THE EXCITEMENT!

[@traceymitchell2496]

Crusty you make my day Me:i laugh so much

[@tracyalwardt4493]

@@IAmCrusty you are so funny

[@miragemain105]

if there was a movie just about crusty, id watch that XD

[@jacobwfto]

More people need to know about Crusty, you are a funny guy and don't stop whaty you are doing. Thank you for not failing to make me smile.

[@Zevox90]

I throughly enjoy it when the cookie lands on its edge, perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[@austindweedle7665]

Omg your back on job simulator I really enjoyed your old series thank you

[@NatashaWinland]

Yet another lovely video. I dont care if you act friendly or mean I love you either way. Just love that accent so thank you for talking a lot.

[@ranrokgaming7125]

Any time I feel bad, I know I can watch some crusty, thanks for being such a great creator

[@MáriaŠkuntová]

the cookie was giving a life advice

[@FBIOPENUP2445]

Hell yes he did my recommendation thank you so much crusty 💗

[@jinge23]

YOU MAKE OTHER PEOPLE SMELL is gonna be my new go to insult.

[@dannydanggang1675]

"On this hot day, get me a cup of hot sauce" I ain't typing anything else after that the robot is as crazy as I am

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

"Throw it away just like you threw away your life" Damn I love it when sassy Crusty comes to play

[@thatonecrossfox]

Ah yes, the infamous job simulator. No one does this better then you crusty. I’d honestly love to see you actually open a restaurant of you’re own. I’ve never laughed so much in my life, as the videos you do are always very comedic and charming. And it’s always a pleasure to watch anything new you come up with, so keep on doing what you do Crusty.

[@creekyfloorboards3010]

New insane man video yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[@j2_centralx506]

NOW THIS IS THE CRUSTY WE LOVE!!!!! ❤️👏

[@drb5538]

The djenty background music for the tirades is perfect. Crusty is clearly a man of culture.

[@Cr0w_XP]

bot: human im barely functioning crusty: good

[@Cordeliatheagent]

need to see more of crusty playing with smashing

[@mats33667]

I want to see more of this, this is hilarious 🤣 (I also subscribed to you)

[@ec3261]

I love your job simulator videos!! Always my favorite

[@happyjh3928]

1:48 bro really got roasted

[@windperunethebun3256]

thats one scrumptious coin

[@TheRangerRover]

These vids have the best vibe to them and they make my day!

[@janeburgess5893]

When they do the sad face I feel really bad 😭

[@DarkMike12345.]

I like this jack sparrow guy

[@lerobot6180]

Crusty and the cookie of felony creation.

[@R-us-h]

Doing the coin flip was a great idea! It ended up creating an excellent video. I'm also surprised you still make job simulator videos even after 1 year.

[@DigitalAlexN]

I can't wait till someone animates this

[@---vj5fx]

Missed a perfectly good opportunity for “CDs nuts”!

[@thebearbehindthebite3331]

crusty: gets heads "ok have a lovley day!" (its night doe-) *"shut up you piece of-"*

[@amermorad4207]

I hope you reach the million subscribers crusty ❤️

[@zaurin9650]

Just found your channel, dude you are hilarious and very entertaining! Instant subscribe!

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

11:15 “Orange, orange and apple soup.”

[@valyrieanson3893]

Is it bad that I imagine jack Sparrow is crusty's alter ego keep doing you man I enjoy the content and enjoy the laughs when my life is depressing...

[@wadewilson8386]

Good stuff, my friend. Please keep it up! ♥️♥️♥️❤️♥️❤️

[@rorinverlain9217]

appreciate the blast beats

[@lucamarraccinol7122]

[@bendysans1473]

I can just imagine what you look like irl when playing vr

[@Ayedomino-u6n]

I love this

[@Ayedomino-u6n]

Yore latest video is so good

[@jo47892]

Thanks for bringing even more joy to my life, you make things extra fun with your special Crusty flavoring, you rock bro 🎩

[@ColdzyGT2]

Fr

[@AlextheSpudLord]

Dude he speaks my language half the time

[@RaraZeCat]

Someone needs to animate this one too.

[@bar_jumper1312]

between very bad and very nice is my favorite crusty

[@nickthelick]

"...Get caught in the _propellors_ of a jumbo jet..."? 🤔 That doesn't sound _quite right_ now, does it?! 🤔 😁

[@joshuacooper173]

be good to them

[@nsrailfangaming5313]

Why is he so funny with job simulation

[@blight00000]

"I'll never sleep again*nervous, pain-filled laughter*"

[@SherrylG]

So funny😂

[@kristenviviano5907]

I like how the bots are dependent on the cookie to land up

[@Mia671-j1e]

I bought ur merch and I wear the shirt all the time

[@IAmCrusty]

Awesome! Which one did you get?

[@user-rs6xd9dd6r]

Here, we see the 2 sides of Crusty.

[@Jaantt07]

Doesn't Crusty behave the same way without a coin anyway?

[@IAmCrusty]

This is true I'm always very nice

[@Daronskippor]

lol

[@user1677]

Beautiful.

[@tracyalwardt4493]

Omg crusty you are so funny lol

[@ColdzyGT2]

True

[@Randomstuffwithme]

Please DO MORE

[@Scylzz]

“So you can run along and get hit by a bus.” - Crusty 2021

[@EngerStupido]

You are making me almost die every time I drink water. Because I laugh so much

[@POKEMONMASTER-cu4ms]

Whenever you play the gas station store or whatever its called you should jumbo size the coin!!

[@Megaverseng]

I love crusty roasted the hell out of his first customer

[@Onyx12324]

You are my new favorite youtuber now 😁😁

[@melonadeplays231]

The fact that all of the bots wearing tophat gets heads.

[@okarr99]

I trust Harvey Den... Crusty, I ment Crusty Dent Edit: I mean, he even burnt the left side of his face at 6:02. The comparisons are inevitable.

[@crazyjontyg]

I've looked at the scripts and I'd say the person behind them are something else😂

[@TheRacist_1]

Definition of Donkle and Bee

[@Ktllynn]

Sometimes I wonder about my own sanity while watching Crusty’s videos. I almost said “somewonder times” 🤦

[@joshuamcc0973]

The man that screams at vr games

[@ColdzyGT2]

Fr

[@Lunrrr1308]

OK, crusty just don’t be rude to jobot and just compromise with him

[@w.d.gaster1065]

I love Tsudere Crusty.

[@rezajustreza3476]

crusty you are the best youtuber i have ever seen!

[@ColdzyGT2]

Fr

[@declanbryant553]

I’m not The only one who thinks Christie sounds like Jack Sparrow mmmmmmm

[@GillianKaye]

I like you when you're just you and you be mean to them

[@nyxedeggs4974]

the half cookie may have predicted donkle and the bee

[@dovagames5406]

Anyone else think that crusty in resident evil 4 vr would be a fun thing to watch?

[@Firehawk3672]

nice Crusty frightens me....

[@Boodikii]

I like to imagine you're captain jack Sparrow playing vr games

[@MaxwellHamstragamingdoberealdo]

SANS? 0:07

[@alexanderhamilton5129]

Tell me a KZbinr is underrated without telling me a KZbinr is underrated: Iamcrusty

[@rebeccanikirk4331]

You have the coolest videos

[@-night-2952]

God bless you and your family 😉

[@animatorbeast2185]

Man this guy need subscribe

[@erinmcnamara8849]

I hate to be that person but angry crusty triggers something in me.

[@jacoblankutis1689]

crusty i love your vids i will sub

[@pumplol3261]

such a good video

[@TitoVladez115]

Here for the ‘ here before the 10 minutes ‘ mark

[@Billy_4104]

Crusty you should throw all the food at the people

[@monkeymurder5073]

when you are nice but mean its funny edit: if i was a costumer in that resturaunt i would ask for bacon cooked in the toaster untill its burnt

[@dot773]

I love you crusty

[@scottishemu159]

my bones are being crysed