I Took My Wife On 50 First Dates!

[@northstorm9411]

Can we talk about how much of a genius this man is he took his wife on so meny different "dates" and got to write it off as a business expense

[@englishatheart]

You don't have to ask. You can just talk about it without asking.

[@Redskeletongreeneyes2]

​@@englishatheartwhat????????

[@RedZeroInferno]

Memento Mori.

[@egg7007]

ive never seen someone with the other pfp

[@novanull1617]

Thanks to Brandon and Gloria for showing your beautiful relationship. Now the rest of us can only hope to find a relationship as amazing as yours ❤

[@Ryn_000]

🤢

[@________19786]

Jesus loves you ❤

[@Bobateabear-bz7pd]

@@Ryn_000huh?

[@Bobateabear-bz7pd]

@@________19786yes

[@DRRAMAXX]

@@Ryn_000you obviously don’t know what love is 😂

[@krunkskunk]

Brandon has set my standards too high for what I want in a relationship. This was such a cute video!!!

[@Dipvide]

Wanting a loving relationship is not having high standards.

[@krunkskunk]

@@Dipvide You're so right, this just shows how much I need therapy. Apparently I don't value myself enough to realize what the bare minimum is 😣

[@Lord_Shredder]

This is like. So fucking wholesome you guys are so awesome together. And Brandon I've been watching for so many years and you continue to amaze me with that charisma you have 🤣🤣🤣

[@LilB.B]

Fr

[@Ghxst._.1400]

fr fr

[@shia10k30]

Don’t need to swear bro

[@zavierdavis9527]

Every time this man posts a video i’m more and more tempted to call the mental health hotline 😭😭

[@notbri3]

LOL 😂

[@ONX101]

U don't need to lol

[@shadowthehedgehoglover]

for him or for u ??😭😭

[@isabelladavis7785]

Both

[@i.a.n.n_]

yes 😭😭

[@Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee]

Happy Anniversary, you guys!! I can’t believe it’s been an entire year since the wedding. 🥰 “No, I’m not that Mexican.” GLORIA HAHAHAHA

[@katiegill6366]

It’s so crazy that I’ve been watching Brandon since around the time of the crazy edible story. I love both of you thank you for sharing bits of your story :)

[@mang0_cat444]

The what story?

[@Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee]

Dang, you’ve been here FOREVER 😂

[@gracie.gobble]

You’re a real one 🫡

[@elleccawilliamson1286]

omg i forgot about that video till u said that

[@impulseXD]

Edible😊​@@mang0_cat444

[@sarahsfavfan]

What I love the most about you two...is how much we can see and feel the love you two share for each other. Thank you for sharing it with us as well.

[@zolorc2288]

“I got flashed” … “I flashed someone” 😂😂😂

[@blurryfacepostz]

Gloria and Brandon seem genuinely so happy together and it makes me so jealous 😭 the day I have a happy relationship like theirs is the day that I’m fully content with my life ❤️

[@NextGaryBUSEY]

I love Brandon's videos, it's like a refresher from the strange and unexpected world. I love him for that. Thank you Brandon for everything!!

[@cellophaneoxygen]

strange and unexpected is exactly how i’d describe his videos

[@mushroomtoad2022]

Umm.. NM m m9om.m.

[@kelleynash9905]

This is the cutest and most wholesome fucking thing I have ever watched. You two definitely deserved that and Happy Anniversary!

[@Retro_tomtom]

"You ever planted a tree? NO I'M NOT THAT MEXICAN". LMFAO. I just spit out my dam soda with that one!!! BEST LINE EVER!!!

[@BCW2000]

I love how he has a massive tattoo across his collarbone and shoulder but the tiny heart nearly killed him 🤣

[@MrBuddy-ch7wk]

8:15 "Not where it counts..." That killed me along with just the whole stand up date 🤣🤣🤣

[@impulseXD]

..mom

[@nightgamer7040]

Hi Brandon I just want to thank you for the laughs and joy your videos bring to my life. I’ve been going through so much the past year with school bullying and extremely annoying siblings and anxiety. You’re videos make all that lift if only temporary but you make me laugh more than anyone else and it helps. I’m getting help now but the joy anf lightheartedness I feel when watching your videos is amazing and it reminds me that there are funny people out there you can bond with. I started watching you back in 2017 and every video brings tears of laughter it’s amazing. Thank you ❤

[@Eliot-is-Dead]

They are so chaotic and cute lol. Happy anniversary y’all!

[@JenniferinIllinois]

Brandon: You ever plant a tree? Gloria: I'm not that Mexican. Yep, just spit out my drink. 🤣🤣🤣

[@SunnySuggs]

Yes! That one got me too!

[@RammedRoses]

Gloria is so golden with her comebacks omg

[@LiciaYoung]

Facts!!

[@stephengarvey5680]

I love how their love for each other is also balanced with how dirty-minded they both are

[@propio2957]

"I'm a small man...." "Not where it counts!" "Mom!" 😂😂😂😂

[@LiciaYoung]

Casually making more of the best stuff on the internet. This is so great! 😂

[@thistledragon6711]

“No, I’m not that Mexican” 😂 I love Gloria

[@kyejago]

this guy makes me lough all the time and makes me happy when im sad 😍

[@mr.mackey8775]

their relationship gives me hope for real love one day 🙌🏻

[@-kyojuroRengoku_]

His wife living the time of her life Fr

[@maggieelizabethjrdad]

Hey Brandon! My name is Maggie I've been watching your videos for a very very long time at least since 2019 but I'm pretty sure since you were in your car and everything like that. You helped get me through a lot of tough times including living alone for the first time and making me feel less alone like i had a friend. going through a break-up having a kid having another break up, being homeless myself and getting my first real apartment and paying my own bills. and now I am battling cancer. I still love to watch your videos because you and all your friends and family make me laugh and it is so wholesome I'm glad to have at least you guys there with me in the hospital! I have loved watching your family become a family and grow and it's just beautiful. I hope you guys continue to do this for a while bc me and the rest of the fanclub love you! ❤❤❤

[@jamiecroasdale8264]

PLEASE GLORIA IS ME “You told me they’d be unforgettable, haven’t forgotten one” “What did we do directly before this?” 😂

[@Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee]

And Gloria just 😐

[@Lilly_not_here]

"and that's called manipulation" I'M DYING🤣💀

[@Degenerecy]

This is what happens when you find the one and have money. Those that don't say money doesn't buy happiness should watch these videos. These shenanigans for fun would kill my budget for years to come. Mainly the renting a nice house and destroying it and then fixing it back up costs. Also that look on Brandon's face when she said she wasn't wearing anything underneath...

[@amybamford5266]

Well considering she met and was with him when he was homeless says a lot about there true love

[@EikottXD]

@@amybamford5266 I don't know any homeless people that have the money to take someone and their daughter out to Applebee's so I really doubt that.

[@Sabaramond]

​@@EikottXDHe was living on a van and was basically poor. The channel was the only investment to go right

[@M23js]

Although he has lost his southern twang, he gained a beautiful family! I can't believe how far you have come beebs. Homeless to mansion. I love seeing it!

[@aubreyrae6928]

I'm 43 years old and never had anyone take me on a single real date. This is so incredibly thoughtful and romantic while still being funny. Bless you both ❤

[@shark_746]

this was so wholesomeee!! you two are so cute together also stop cutting your guitar shreds so short 😭i love it when you just break out into guitar riffs

[@greyphantom04]

8:58 has me laughing more than it should. Brandon’s terrified face is amazing

[@Ellie_23]

I haven’t watched you in 2 years and just found your channel 😂 I can’t stop watching

[@LauraPhoenyx3]

Awwwww you two are so perfect together

[@kaylaxxoo]

I have never seen anyone perfect for each other until I saw you two 😂❤

[@sshhrroomm]

congratulations for your 1 year! i absolutely love you both! 🫶

[@LazyboiYt.]

fr?

[@Wiz_krz]

Happy anniversary! 💜🖤 you two are definitely couple goals 🥰 i love watching you guys grow both independently and together. Here's to many more years and many more dates! ❤

[@rayshellekeyes7974]

The way their energy matches tells u a lot abt them. I love them so much 😭❤️also I’d give Brandon the “pass” 😭

[@savagekai_2k]

this is so wholesome its just these 2 having fun together on there 1 year anniversary 🥰

[@CandiceDik-e4n]

*brandon jumps on shovel* Gloria: “ that’s what’s gonna get me pregnant again”

[@ebony3419]

10:53 to 11:44 I didn’t actually blink. 😂 Basically my eyes widen when you said you would buy all his merch and give it out. And I just continue to watch wide eyes. Haha. thanks for that mate. 🤣 ❤️🇦🇺

[@xRandomSarahx]

This was brilliant 😂 so happy for you both that you found each other! ❤ I loved the "Just Friends" reference 😂

[@GHOST_Ahm3t]

This was best far the funniest video he uploaded 😂 the zooming in face the perfectly cut screams etc. 😂😂😂

[@xxopoloq]

“My wifes first day to.. *THROWING AXES.* “

[@RiceEyesvr]

Every time he post a video I feel more and more relatable to him. | V

[@Chubby.Kiwi-.-]

Brandon and Gloria’s relationship and another couple (Aileen and deven) really set high standards for what a true couple is for me. 😂😂

[@japaneseambassador3562]

God damn, my heart. Y'all just make me freaking swoon, man. You love each other so much, and y'all are just perfect for each other. Starting my day with this video was such a great idea, the wholesome energy is off the charts.

[@tdxblol]

It’s past midnight and my parents would lose it if they found me awake but I literally am in tears trying to hold back my ridiculously loud laughter. This is amazing

[@RiZUMU_arts]

Happy 1 year to you and your wife! Ya'll are the best power couple on KZbin 🤌

[@lauraserrano9504]

it’s crazy how happy i get when he posts

[@kaybug689]

The way you make Gloria laugh is so real and I love it 👏🏼

[@ayonixanimations]

"That was the sexiest thing. That's the move that will get me pregnant again." I just found this channel for the first time but I love their humour.

[@twigaroho912]

13:10 the cutout !! I’m crying too 16:19 I would have freaked if I was walking down the street and saw you guys .. come back to NYC

[@hattiebrown726]

When Brandon was singing, it started off so Sweet and then just went to total crackhead energy😂❤❤

[@katieunderwood7693]

This was really sweet and hilarious. I remember watching very very very old videos of Gloria and baby Otoño!!! Omgosh. Then I found her channel from her helping you do mail unboxings early on.. I love it here. Thank you for spreading your wealth with others. It's so kind Brandon. Truly❤

[@nicoletteshobbies]

Awe, so sweet and loved it. 16 years and my husband has never done this.

[@lib5864]

Gloria's heart portrait is actually so sweet and beautiful !! (yours is good too Brandon)

[@meghanh2511]

15:06 I love how you can see Gloria laughing through the camera shakes🤣 I hope I find a man who I can have this kind of a relationship with! Also 16:11 what airline has THAT MUCH leg room??

[@izzyl.2052]

The Paintnsip just reminds me of the video from years and years ago of them painting each other and Brandon just is so in love with her it’s too cute 🥹

[@Smokey0753.2]

THE AMOUNT OF JOY I SEE WHEN YOU POST IS NOT SPEAKABLE

[@Mary-ol3dg]

That's how to keep the girl. Great ideas. So sweet and thoughtful.

[@sarahhampton9795]

You guys are a beautiful couple, and I love how silly you can be together! ❤

[@tracyscott1629]

Omg this was sooo awesome! I've been watching since you guys were just friends and you were Autumns "Beebs"! I love seeing the love and laughter between yall even after all these years! Happy Anniversary!💜🖤💜

[@Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee]

I miss when she called him Beebs. I wonder if she still does that now. 😂

[@tracyscott1629]

@@Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee ikr? Their vids together were always so cute lol!

[@Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee]

@@tracyscott1629 I miss having Autumn in videos lol. If she doesn’t want to be in them, I 100% respect it, I just love her antics! 😂

[@tracyscott1629]

@@Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee she was in his pillow video not long ago, and she's in Maria's vids alot too!

[@Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee]

@@tracyscott1629 I know! I loved seeing her craziness again. I don’t watch Gloria very often. I guess I should hahaha

[@teresachavez.a2zen]

Awwwwww.....you two are perfect for each other. That was so sweet. Now if you'll excuse me I have to make a dentist appointment. Thanks for the cavities. lol

[@VintageFlyMothXR339]

Brother, don't worry about having alone time now. Kids grow REAL fast and you guys will have more alone time later and will look back on the times with kids very fondly. Embrace it all

[@Waltuhblack75]

1:15 bro violated that ice brick 💀

[@kari.kay72]

If my man ain't like this, I don't want him! This is the cutest thing ever😭

[@yellowysun843]

definition of "If he wanted to, he would".

[@sofihiphopbeats296]

This was the most wholesome thing I've seen this year 💙☺️

[@TheOfficialMxshhy]

I love Brandon’s videos they always make me laugh even the ones where if he screams you get money✨✨😂😂

[@QwazieGt]

Ya'll ignoring the fact that he shredded that guitar for a sec respect, ur amazing brandon🤣

[@Drumkid190]

EXACTLY his other channel is just brandon farris

[@Drumkid190]

It's all guitar

[@Thatbrunette19592]

What I would give to have a date like this, your such a good husband. I love your videos❤

[@LilliansLament]

This is honestly the cutest! You two are adorable together! 🖤🖤🖤

[@Ungodly_Plug]

Relationships like this is what still gives me hope

[@nocturnalmusings1698]

I think we should see other people! You won! I think we should stay together GOLD I love these guys lolol

[@Gemineyestar]

Absolutely adorable and when I say that, I mean Gloria ❤😂. This was so cute.

[@Spectre.42]

THE HIDE AND SEEK IN THE BEGINNING WHEN HE FARTS HAS ME DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@UnusedLasagna]

Brandon Farris videos always make my day better!

[@hopemylife1999]

Aaayyyy I'm a Capricorn too!! Not much into astrology but somehow still understood what she meant when she clarified she was a Capricorn when seeing the wall full of weapons.

[@kylafaries47]

"I'm not that Mexican." "I'm LeAkInG!!!" "That was the move that would get me pregnant again." "Why are you strangling Ryan?!" "You're showing all your teethhh..." "I got flashed.." "Everyone dies." - Gloria 2023 I love her humor

[@lukamalakouti7388]

Ive been watching you since 2018 and you still never fail to make me laugh 😂😂

[@Imdefyinggravity]

Gloria:I got flashed Brandon:I flashed someone 🤣💀💀

[@caseychoate1522]

So very sweet. You two are the best together!

[@DEADEYE_AB]

7:51 was not expecting him to shred like that

[@valeriebradford266]

Happy Anniversary!! Hope none of your dates ended up in the hospital......again. Congrats.

[@LiciaYoung]

😂😂😂 one actually did, it was years ago

[@valeriebradford266]

@@LiciaYoung I remember them telling the story, look where they are now. Such a cute family.

[@arsongrimlen]

this is the first youtube video i am watching since i got out of grippy sock hotel and i have no regrets

[@meadowskamryn]

i love how my mom watched you when you first started yt!!!!! and now im watching you years later.

[@samanthavbogart]

Date two was like… 4 steps. And I loved it 😂😂

[@jenniferfuhrmann1928]

This is so sweet! Gloria is a lucky woman!!

[@bahngchanz]

This is the best 17:42 minutes of my life!😭😭

[@DarkGrotty]

Fun Fact the girl at 3:26 is dead, it was a common practice to arrange the decised like that for a final picture

[@Pollito440]

The thing that gave it away was the fact that there were no blurry lines. Usually, people would have to sit still for a while until the picture was taken, causing blurry lines to appear around them on the picture. Of course, dead people dont move much since... you know... They're dead, so no blurry lines.

[@kaydanfehr8907]

Buddy started playing that guitar like a BOSS holy that caught me off guard!!

[@nickidavidson7656]

The just friends reference is TOP TIER!! 😂

[@beth4215]

date 12: “i don’t wanna talk out it😔” “I HAD A GREAT TIME🤩”

[@sms238]

Brandon and Gloria are soo wholesome together!! They’re by far my favorite ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@brandonpetty3601]

its been a minute since you have posted a video and they never get boring. I always laugh at your videos

[@MONKeEeYboi]

Erm are you renting, sir? Because I think you just lost your deposit 😂

[@cunninghamadventures]

Coming to the comments to see what happened in Vegas? New York instead. Either way, was awesome. Too cute.