I Took My Wife On 50 First Dates!

Ryan had to leave..dont ask

[@northstorm9411]

Can we talk about how much of a genius this man is he took his wife on so meny different "dates" and got to write it off as a business expense

[@englishatheart]

You don't have to ask. You can just talk about it without asking.

[@Redskeletongreeneyes2]

​@@englishatheartwhat????????

[@RedZeroInferno]

Memento Mori.

[@egg7007]

ive never seen someone with the other pfp

[@HamsterK37]

Keep getting your financial advice from YT. That should work out great for you. 😅

[@novanull1617]

Thanks to Brandon and Gloria for showing your beautiful relationship. Now the rest of us can only hope to find a relationship as amazing as yours ❤

[@Ryn_000]

🤢

[@________19786]

Jesus loves you ❤

[@Bobateabear-bz7pd]

@@Ryn_000huh?

[@Bobateabear-bz7pd]

@@________19786yes

[@DRRAMAXX]

@@Ryn_000you obviously don’t know what love is 😂

[@krunkskunk]

Brandon has set my standards too high for what I want in a relationship. This was such a cute video!!!

[@Dipvide]

Wanting a loving relationship is not having high standards.

[@krunkskunk]

@@Dipvide You're so right, this just shows how much I need therapy. Apparently I don't value myself enough to realize what the bare minimum is 😣

[@Lord_Shredder]

This is like. So fucking wholesome you guys are so awesome together. And Brandon I've been watching for so many years and you continue to amaze me with that charisma you have 🤣🤣🤣

[@LilB.B]

Fr

[@Midas-fortniteYT]

fr fr

[@shia10k30]

Don’t need to swear bro

[@zavierdavis9527]

Every time this man posts a video i’m more and more tempted to call the mental health hotline 😭😭

[@notbri3]

LOL 😂

[@ONX101]

U don't need to lol

[@shadowthehedgehoglover]

for him or for u ??😭😭

[@isabelladavis7785]

Both

[@i.a.n.n_]

yes 😭😭

[@Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee]

Happy Anniversary, you guys!! I can’t believe it’s been an entire year since the wedding. 🥰 “No, I’m not that Mexican.” GLORIA HAHAHAHA

[@sarahsfavfan]

What I love the most about you two...is how much we can see and feel the love you two share for each other. Thank you for sharing it with us as well.

[@zolorc2288]

“I got flashed” … “I flashed someone” 😂😂😂

[@katiegill6366]

It’s so crazy that I’ve been watching Brandon since around the time of the crazy edible story. I love both of you thank you for sharing bits of your story :)

[@mang0_cat444]

The what story?

[@Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee]

Dang, you’ve been here FOREVER 😂

[@gracie.gobble]

You’re a real one 🫡

[@elleccawilliamson1286]

omg i forgot about that video till u said that

[@impulseXD]

Edible😊​@@mang0_cat444

[@blurryfacepostz]

Gloria and Brandon seem genuinely so happy together and it makes me so jealous 😭 the day I have a happy relationship like theirs is the day that I’m fully content with my life ❤️

[@NextGaryBUSEY]

I love Brandon's videos, it's like a refresher from the strange and unexpected world. I love him for that. Thank you Brandon for everything!!

[@cellophaneoxygen]

strange and unexpected is exactly how i’d describe his videos

[@mushroomtoad2022]

Umm.. NM m m9om.m.

[@MrBuddy-ch7wk]

8:15 "Not where it counts..." That killed me along with just the whole stand up date 🤣🤣🤣

[@impulseXD]

..mom

[@BCW2000]

I love how he has a massive tattoo across his collarbone and shoulder but the tiny heart nearly killed him 🤣

[@kelleynash9905]

This is the cutest and most wholesome fucking thing I have ever watched. You two definitely deserved that and Happy Anniversary!

[@JenniferinIllinois]

Brandon: You ever plant a tree? Gloria: I'm not that Mexican. Yep, just spit out my drink. 🤣🤣🤣

[@SunnySuggs]

Yes! That one got me too!

[@nightgamer7040]

Hi Brandon I just want to thank you for the laughs and joy your videos bring to my life. I’ve been going through so much the past year with school bullying and extremely annoying siblings and anxiety. You’re videos make all that lift if only temporary but you make me laugh more than anyone else and it helps. I’m getting help now but the joy anf lightheartedness I feel when watching your videos is amazing and it reminds me that there are funny people out there you can bond with. I started watching you back in 2017 and every video brings tears of laughter it’s amazing. Thank you ❤

[@Eliot-is-Dead]

They are so chaotic and cute lol. Happy anniversary y’all!

[@Lilly_not_here]

"and that's called manipulation" I'M DYING🤣💀

[@Retro_tomtom]

"You ever planted a tree? NO I'M NOT THAT MEXICAN". LMFAO. I just spit out my dam soda with that one!!! BEST LINE EVER!!!

[@thistledragon6711]

“No, I’m not that Mexican” 😂 I love Gloria

[@LiciaYoung]

Casually making more of the best stuff on the internet. This is so great! 😂

[@-kyojuroRengoku_]

His wife living the time of her life Fr

[@RammedRoses]

Gloria is so golden with her comebacks omg

[@LiciaYoung]

Facts!!

[@propio2957]

"I'm a small man...." "Not where it counts!" "Mom!" 😂😂😂😂

[@Ellie_23]

I haven’t watched you in 2 years and just found your channel 😂 I can’t stop watching

[@mr.mackey8775]

their relationship gives me hope for real love one day 🙌🏻

[@stephengarvey5680]

I love how their love for each other is also balanced with how dirty-minded they both are

[@KYEjago111]

this guy makes me lough all the time and makes me happy when im sad 😍

[@ebony3419]

10:53 to 11:44 I didn’t actually blink. 😂 Basically my eyes widen when you said you would buy all his merch and give it out. And I just continue to watch wide eyes. Haha. thanks for that mate. 🤣 ❤️🇦🇺

[@maggieelizabethjrdad]

Hey Brandon! My name is Maggie I've been watching your videos for a very very long time at least since 2019 but I'm pretty sure since you were in your car and everything like that. You helped get me through a lot of tough times including living alone for the first time and making me feel less alone like i had a friend. going through a break-up having a kid having another break up, being homeless myself and getting my first real apartment and paying my own bills. and now I am battling cancer. I still love to watch your videos because you and all your friends and family make me laugh and it is so wholesome I'm glad to have at least you guys there with me in the hospital! I have loved watching your family become a family and grow and it's just beautiful. I hope you guys continue to do this for a while bc me and the rest of the fanclub love you! ❤❤❤

[@jamiecroasdale8264]

PLEASE GLORIA IS ME “You told me they’d be unforgettable, haven’t forgotten one” “What did we do directly before this?” 😂

[@Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee]

And Gloria just 😐

[@greyphantom04]

8:58 has me laughing more than it should. Brandon’s terrified face is amazing

[@Degenerecy]

This is what happens when you find the one and have money. Those that don't say money doesn't buy happiness should watch these videos. These shenanigans for fun would kill my budget for years to come. Mainly the renting a nice house and destroying it and then fixing it back up costs. Also that look on Brandon's face when she said she wasn't wearing anything underneath...

[@amybamford5266]

Well considering she met and was with him when he was homeless says a lot about there true love

[@EikottXD]

@@amybamford5266 I don't know any homeless people that have the money to take someone and their daughter out to Applebee's so I really doubt that.

[@Sabaramond]

​@@EikottXDHe was living on a van and was basically poor. The channel was the only investment to go right

[@aubreyrae6928]

I'm 43 years old and never had anyone take me on a single real date. This is so incredibly thoughtful and romantic while still being funny. Bless you both ❤

[@xxopoloq]

“My wifes first day to.. *THROWING AXES.* “

[@GHOST_Ahm3t]

This was best far the funniest video he uploaded 😂 the zooming in face the perfectly cut screams etc. 😂😂😂

[@M23js]

Although he has lost his southern twang, he gained a beautiful family! I can't believe how far you have come beebs. Homeless to mansion. I love seeing it!

[@kaylaxxoo]

I have never seen anyone perfect for each other until I saw you two 😂❤

[@CandiceDik-e4n]

*brandon jumps on shovel* Gloria: “ that’s what’s gonna get me pregnant again”

[@LauraPhoenyx3]

Awwwww you two are so perfect together

[@shark_746]

this was so wholesomeee!! you two are so cute together also stop cutting your guitar shreds so short 😭i love it when you just break out into guitar riffs

[@sshhrroomm]

congratulations for your 1 year! i absolutely love you both! 🫶

[@LazyboiYt.]

fr?

[@Wiz_krz]

Happy anniversary! 💜🖤 you two are definitely couple goals 🥰 i love watching you guys grow both independently and together. Here's to many more years and many more dates! ❤

[@hattiebrown726]

When Brandon was singing, it started off so Sweet and then just went to total crackhead energy😂❤❤

[@rayshellekeyes7974]

The way their energy matches tells u a lot abt them. I love them so much 😭❤️also I’d give Brandon the “pass” 😭

[@savagekai_2k]

this is so wholesome its just these 2 having fun together on there 1 year anniversary 🥰

[@Rice_Paintball]

Every time he post a video I feel more and more relatable to him. | V

[@DvaltiPbPgVR]

Ya'll ignoring the fact that he shredded that guitar for a sec respect, ur amazing brandon🤣

[@Drumkid190]

EXACTLY his other channel is just brandon farris

[@Drumkid190]

It's all guitar

[@adventuress5011]

I absolutely love the videos!! All of them!! But whatever happened to Autumn??

[@msbabii1992]

She’s in Maria’s videos. She’s also at her dads and school.

[@xRandomSarahx]

This was brilliant 😂 so happy for you both that you found each other! ❤ I loved the "Just Friends" reference 😂

[@ayonixanimations]

"That was the sexiest thing. That's the move that will get me pregnant again." I just found this channel for the first time but I love their humour.

[@Chubby.Kiwi-.-]

Brandon and Gloria’s relationship and another couple (Aileen and deven) really set high standards for what a true couple is for me. 😂😂

[@lauraserrano9504]

it’s crazy how happy i get when he posts

[@RiZUMU_music]

Happy 1 year to you and your wife! Ya'll are the best power couple on KZbin 🤌

[@DarkGrotty]

Fun Fact the girl at 3:26 is dead, it was a common practice to arrange the decised like that for a final picture

[@Pollito440]

The thing that gave it away was the fact that there were no blurry lines. Usually, people would have to sit still for a while until the picture was taken, causing blurry lines to appear around them on the picture. Of course, dead people dont move much since... you know... They're dead, so no blurry lines.

[@twigaroho912]

13:10 the cutout !! I’m crying too 16:19 I would have freaked if I was walking down the street and saw you guys .. come back to NYC

[@clowns-are-cute]

5:49 “i don’t wanna talk about it” “i had a great time

[@kaybug689]

The way you make Gloria laugh is so real and I love it 👏🏼

[@yellowysun843]

definition of "If he wanted to, he would".

[@Smokey0753.2]

THE AMOUNT OF JOY I SEE WHEN YOU POST IS NOT SPEAKABLE

[@tdxblol]

It’s past midnight and my parents would lose it if they found me awake but I literally am in tears trying to hold back my ridiculously loud laughter. This is amazing

[@japaneseambassador3562]

God damn, my heart. Y'all just make me freaking swoon, man. You love each other so much, and y'all are just perfect for each other. Starting my day with this video was such a great idea, the wholesome energy is off the charts.

[@meowwbarkmeoww]

1:15 bro violated that ice brick 💀

[@meghanh2511]

15:06 I love how you can see Gloria laughing through the camera shakes🤣 I hope I find a man who I can have this kind of a relationship with! Also 16:11 what airline has THAT MUCH leg room??

[@TheOfficialMxshhy]

I love Brandon’s videos they always make me laugh even the ones where if he screams you get money✨✨😂😂

[@Vuudoodoll]

HELP NOT JAMESON COUGHING UP SPIT

[@lukamalakouti7388]

Ive been watching you since 2018 and you still never fail to make me laugh 😂😂

[@Drumkid190]

Is no one going to talk about the fact that brandon is just casually shredding on the guitar? I thought that was insane.

[@twk4977]

It's edited

[@Drumkid190]

@@twk4977 I mean I thought that sounded pretty realistic, what make you think it's edited?

[@twk4977]

@@Drumkid190 his fibger movements also it sound literally like an overlayed sound and not directly sourced from the video itself. I'm not hating on Brandon btw. I just don't get how people think that was real 😂

[@Drumkid190]

I looked up the notes he was playing, don't remember them exactly, but also, referred to people who actually play guitar. if you even slow the video down, you can very clearly see that his finger movements are pretty exact with what the guitar is playing. it also def isn't an overlayed sound, because you can hear that distinguished noisiness coming from the recording. everyone that I showed the clip says it was real and they all have been playing their entire lives. Not trynna argue, but I'm pretty sure that's him playing.

[@Drumkid190]

You can also find his sound cloud, where he verly clearly states that he love playing guitar and I've multiple other clips of him playing on his channel.

[@Theproblemchildofyoutube]

1:17 Is that Sauron in his background or someone else because I swear I've seen that set of armor before.

[@izzyl.2052]

The Paintnsip just reminds me of the video from years and years ago of them painting each other and Brandon just is so in love with her it’s too cute 🥹

[@tracyscott1629]

Omg this was sooo awesome! I've been watching since you guys were just friends and you were Autumns "Beebs"! I love seeing the love and laughter between yall even after all these years! Happy Anniversary!💜🖤💜

[@Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee]

I miss when she called him Beebs. I wonder if she still does that now. 😂

[@tracyscott1629]

@@Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee ikr? Their vids together were always so cute lol!

[@Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee]

@@tracyscott1629 I miss having Autumn in videos lol. If she doesn’t want to be in them, I 100% respect it, I just love her antics! 😂

[@tracyscott1629]

@@Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee she was in his pillow video not long ago, and she's in Maria's vids alot too!

[@Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee]

@@tracyscott1629 I know! I loved seeing her craziness again. I don’t watch Gloria very often. I guess I should hahaha

[@LilliansLament]

This is honestly the cutest! You two are adorable together! 🖤🖤🖤

[@Gemineyestar]

Absolutely adorable and when I say that, I mean Gloria ❤😂. This was so cute.

[@kari.kay72]

If my man ain't like this, I don't want him! This is the cutest thing ever😭

[@valeriebradford266]

Happy Anniversary!! Hope none of your dates ended up in the hospital......again. Congrats.

[@LiciaYoung]

😂😂😂 one actually did, it was years ago

[@valeriebradford266]

@@LiciaYoung I remember them telling the story, look where they are now. Such a cute family.

[@sms238]

Brandon and Gloria are soo wholesome together!! They’re by far my favorite ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@sarahhampton9795]

You guys are a beautiful couple, and I love how silly you can be together! ❤

[@LeonardoSilva-sq4gr]

5:26 If you look to your left, you won't see me falling into the water 😅😅😅😅

[@Spectre.42]

THE HIDE AND SEEK IN THE BEGINNING WHEN HE FARTS HAS ME DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Imdefyinggravity]

Gloria:I got flashed Brandon:I flashed someone 🤣💀💀

[@DEADEYE_AB]

7:51 was not expecting him to shred like that

[@Lizzzyyyyyyyyyt]

"I don't wanna talk about it " " I had a great time " got me ascending to death

[@teresachavez.a2zen]

Awwwwww.....you two are perfect for each other. That was so sweet. Now if you'll excuse me I have to make a dentist appointment. Thanks for the cavities. lol

[@mirandaandrews2872]

Awwwwww your such a sweet caring and crazy man. Happy anniversary to you to keep on going💗😁😁

[@nickidavidson7656]

The just friends reference is TOP TIER!! 😂

[@rainy_days.aesthetic]

i love u guys together

[@Artylotty]

Whos in 2025

[@lib5864]

Gloria's heart portrait is actually so sweet and beautiful !! (yours is good too Brandon)

[@Thatbrunette19592]

What I would give to have a date like this, your such a good husband. I love your videos❤

[@nicoletteshobbies]

Awe, so sweet and loved it. 16 years and my husband has never done this.

[@katieunderwood7693]

This was really sweet and hilarious. I remember watching very very very old videos of Gloria and baby Otoño!!! Omgosh. Then I found her channel from her helping you do mail unboxings early on.. I love it here. Thank you for spreading your wealth with others. It's so kind Brandon. Truly❤

[@bahngchanz]

This is the best 17:42 minutes of my life!😭😭

[@samanthavbogart]

Date two was like… 4 steps. And I loved it 😂😂

[@beth4215]

date 12: “i don’t wanna talk out it😔” “I HAD A GREAT TIME🤩”

[@Mary-ol3dg]

That's how to keep the girl. Great ideas. So sweet and thoughtful.

[@angelmae__.]

gloria is so prettyy oommgg!! you guys are amazing tg😭😭

[@halfsine]

he acts like a robot trying his best to blend in with humans even though he doesnt really understand them

[@sofihiphopbeats296]

This was the most wholesome thing I've seen this year 💙☺️

[@irenerucker1333]

this about it this was so sweet & creative 🥹🥰....now with that being said, the wall of weapons👀😵‍💫.....the old photos🤔🤣..yoga i thought she was gonna let u go rite into the pool😁 Happy Anniversary ❤

[@VintageFlyMothXR339]

Brother, don't worry about having alone time now. Kids grow REAL fast and you guys will have more alone time later and will look back on the times with kids very fondly. Embrace it all