I Took The World’s CHEAPEST Cruise (ONLY $11/DAY)

[@Azteck9]

The Unholy Trinity of Rachet travel. 🚌 = Greyhound ✈️ = Spirit 🚢 = Carnival

[@ThatBeaver1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seeingeyesseelies9545]

I've heard that Carnival is the Walmart of cruise lines...thanks for a realistic review of the good and bad. A party boat booze cruise is not for me. No offense to anyone who enjoys that experience.

[@randymarsh3582]

lol

[@hitthecouch]

Honorable mention: Frontier Airlines😂

[@weirdphax5406]

I cruised with carnival and it was actually not bad

[@lisalee3067]

Based on the price this trip went exactly as expected.

[@mrffbmanagerguy6322]

so are the higher priced cruises more (for lack of a better word "civilized") and how much are they? never been but interested

[@rdknght17]

@@mrffbmanagerguy6322 yes. Norwegian or royal are better in my opinion.

[@mrffbmanagerguy6322]

@@rdknght17 thanks. how much do they cost

[@dennisinkwa5233]

🤣🤣🤣

[@suitelife22]

@@mrffbmanagerguy6322 at least $800 per person for ocean. Depends on itinerary. Norwegian offers drink packages in the pricing. Lots of variables to selecting a cruise.

[@amber.jocelyn]

I just booked a “ghettoway” on Carnival and I need to mentally prepare myself! This is probably the best and most transparent review video.

[@roythousand13]

You should record your experience on the cruise and post it on KZbin!

[@mikej5959]

Even on the cheaper ones you can avoid activities that you don’t want to be apart of . Generally even the more out going people are respectful but keep in mind it’s a ship so only so far you can get

[@rafaelasantana7695]

lol a guettoway lol

[@Gibson-md9yi]

A ghettoway hahahaha lol😅

[@alicewonder0]

Pls don't die.

[@bluedressable]

For our one year wedding anniversary, we went on a Carnival cruise and had a great time. We participated in the Love and Marriage show as the youngest couple. It was televised around the entire ship and we got adulation for the entire duration from other passengers. We got every single answer correct about each other, people couldn’t believe we knew so much and how the other would answer. This September, we are returning to Carnival for our eight year anniversary on Carnival. Can’t wait! ❤

[@alexlevingston]

You talking about Love and Marriage Huntsville?

[@bluedressable]

@@alexlevingston it was a game show on the cruise called, “Love and Marriage”. The televised clip was on the closed circuit televisions on the cruise.

[@alexlevingston]

@@bluedressable Oh ok. My bad I'm sorry. 👍🏾

[@Kim-n3u3h]

Congratulations 🍁

[@barbarawhitecotton9548]

The best show on Carnival!!!❤️

[@dreambig7081]

My first cruise was this year in 2022 and it was on Carnival. The staff and ship were OK it was the passengers that were sketchy. I felt high class for the first time in my life.

[@jeffsmith8065]

Das funny

[@jendavis592]

This made me laugh out loud 😂

[@slimshady3648]

🤣

[@KrystleCarrington6688]

Say high class 😂 was on Mardi Gras Sept ‘21 and on liberty for my birthday June of ‘22 & I’ve never felt so classy. I do prefer the newer ships myself though.

[@janariley1648]

I would love to hear more lol

[@bflo716]

I was on the conquest in 2005, during hurricane katrina. We left New Orleans just a few days before the hurricane hit. I vividly remember my parents watching the storm track and I knew they were getting concerned. On our way back we couldn’t outrun the hurricane and wound up in the roughest water I’ve ever experienced. We weren’t allowed outside, we couldn’t go to certain top deck interior areas, glass breaking left and right. While walking you would literally be thrown as the ship went through the waves. Quite the experience to live through. We were rerouted to Galveston as the city of New Orleans was wiped off the map. Our 7 day cruise turned into 8 days as they allowed us to stay overnight in Galveston to help with getting home. Unbelievable experience that I’ll never forget. But because of this experience, the conquest is my favorite ship of all time.

[@667neighborofdabeast]

Wow, what an experience. I’ve been on cruise ships during storms but Katrina was something else. I was in Clearwater Beach, Florida as Katrina was passing through the gulf and it was a bit more gloomy and stormy for a couple of days but nothing out of the ordinary.

[@tiffanybarnes3831]

Wow that's wild good thing all of you made it out ok , I will be on the conquest in September 😊

[@getshorty7549]

you should write a book about your experience! my God...

[@scotthatlestad954]

We were headed for Tampa on a cruise ship, but ended up in Fort Lauderdale. There were puke bags every few feet in the hallways. When we went around the tip of Florida there was a bunch of cruise ships in cluster waiting for Katrina to decide where it wanted to go.

[@originalsupaslim504]

Hey guys 👋🏾 Checking in from New Orleans ⚜️⚜️⚜️ We’re still here 💪🏾 at the bottom of the map 😉

[@atlienrider6048]

You are a heck of a storyteller. I felt like I was there.

[@masbella_]

Hahaha same!!😅

[@phatgringo2.0]

N word 🤣

[@icantreead]

closest id like to be to living that experience lmao

[@damntory4309]

Oh God I felt like I'm glad I wasn't there! Lol

[@involvementinc7748]

I agree with Atlien Rider...you painted a picture with words! Great job!

[@tkell31]

Brave man. Not as bad as I was expecting. For $200 including the taxes you get to be at sea with essentially all the food you can eat. Not a bad deal.

[@マリー-v4p]

Yeah honestly. It looks bad but at least the beach is nice

[@jeffersoncheney]

My wife and I, we are an older couple, would go on the Carnival Liberty every year for Thanksgiving /her birthday cruise. It's a cheap cruise and we found it was full of people just wanting to party. A little too rowdy for us. We couldn't even go out and enjoy our balcony with all the people smoking pot. When covid hit, we stopped cruising. When you pay more, I feel like it's more enjoyable for us. Sorry if I sound like a grumpy old man. Enjoy the video.

[@tonyh6438]

You don’t sound like a grumpy old man you hit the bull’s-eye dead on. My wife and I hadn’t been on a carnival in five years and don’t plan on going back.

[@tonyh6438]

By the way try celebrity.

[@KBlocker29]

I hate what the internet has become. You’re allowed your opinion. You had an experience you didn’t enjoy and expressed it respectfully. There’s nothing wrong with you not liking it and you don’t sound like a grumpy old man. Carnival has never done me wrong but that is MY experience. I’m rambling at this point but I just wanted to let you know you have the right to your opinion and you expressed it respectfully. I hope you and your wife continue to cruise and find a better fit for you. Happy Sailing!

[@Kelaine72]

how do people get weed on the ship? Asking for a friend....lol

[@alicemiriah]

@@Kelaine72 right 💀 I’m just curious 👀

[@aryah66]

I hollered at "hint of sewage" 😮

[@rhandadormeus6818]

Everyone says that🤣😂

[@samanthamoore7438]

😂😂😂

[@anesvick]

It's the smell of Carnival. You get used to it.

[@lindahandley5267]

I'll never forget the ship that was covered with sewage a few years ago. It's a floating petri dish under the best of circumstances. No thank you.🤢

[@beaub650]

$11 a day with food?!?!?! Better than being homeless.

[@mattm1686]

$11 a day you could just go from one to another and just live on the cruise ship cheaper than being homeless in your car in the new America thanks Joe!

[@domgia9248]

NY could save a ton of money and be ready at a moments notice to ship them off to another country

[@dahntayramez3440]

Until Yal Hit A Iceberg & We Knw How That Ends 😂

[@ubernerrd]

@@mattm1686 Some people actually do that.

[@alecscarcliff9522]

@@dahntayramez3440 yea nobody shares the ice chunk and you die

[@chadriley965]

Randomly came across the video. Love your delivery. Also love your bravery for doing a $50/day cruise!

[@richbrooks834]

One of the best cruise reviewers I’ve watched. Clear, concise, and just enough detail without beating a dead horse. I appreciate your efforts, thank you!

[@Cha-da-ska-dum]

Same I truly appreciate the info & overall best detailed review. Now I've never been on a cruise ship Never Eva but how you gave precise and fun info made me feel like I actually was on that cruise 🛳 thanks again. Hopefully one day I'll have enuf change 💰 saved up to go on one. Thanx again

[@glennthomas3366]

Hehehe 😂

[@anotherone-xp9ox]

the only beating was during the cruise

[@teewhy2602]

Carnival went from the Walmart cruise line to Section 8 cruising.

[@BillLaBrie]

Lmao 😂

[@blist14ant]

White people are mostly on section 8 by the way😂😂😂

[@TheStreetFoolosopherMr187]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrJoseoz]

Section 8 still exists? Lol

[@marysegura5157]

Lmfao

[@MissionSilo]

11 dollars a day? That's about 400 to 500 a month. Thats food and all amenities included? Thats cheaper then rent on land

[@slamjackson2137]

He says in the first minute or so that it comes out closer to $200 for 4 nights, with a $50 on board credit.

[@wileecoyote5749]

yeah but either you or girl will be a baby mama to a h00d nigha. No good

[@DeSmith-o4b]

​@@slamjackson2137$37.50/day is good also. If I was a young and had a remote job, I'd do this all of the time. Laptop + Starlink mobile and I'd be good to go.

[@javierp9624]

I’m living there😂

[@paulcolburn3855]

Its seriously off season. Its the slowest week of the year. That is why it was so cheap. Probably in September or maybe October.

[@MrJes3141]

I was on a Norwegian cruise with a room which looked very similar to yours, in.size.. And, yes I smelled sewage in the hall the entire four days onboard.

[@Boulder_Bill]

My mom has you beat, she's been on a $20 dollar cruise. Someone put a decimal in the wrong spot and they still honored it.

[@stephaniet5448]

Good for your Mom! That’s GREAT! 👍🏼

[@Joryv32]

I beat both of you Cesar’s rewards gives me free cruise ship multiple times a year $0 😅😂

[@Joshua_Peller]

That is awesome super fun

[@craqqem8976]

@@Joryv32yooo damn??? Do you just stay & play at Ceasars palace a lot? Ive always wondered how those Vegas hotel rewards work. Im in Vegas once a month and i always think theyre trying to scam me 😂

[@mrcrunchy9969]

@@Joryv32how many times do you gamble? Or do you even gamble or just purchase the other activities for the points?

[@janeprepper177]

As a senior citizen on a fixed income, I 'might' have to take this cruise 😮 Affordable way to knock something off my bucket list.

[@megank3358]

Me and my fiance would take it 🤷‍♀️

[@2ticketsplease898]

Yea and u can knock off some of that dusty poont on that boat

[@sabrinatai31]

That is disgusting ​@@2ticketsplease898

[@sharonfincher2032]

It's really not that bad, he's a joke,

[@ichaffee1]

There has to be a better way to spend your precious time 😂

[@MultitaskingGuy]

This felt like if Carlton was explaining to me what him and will got into on the weekend. I’m here for it.

[@assatataughtme3552]

🤣🤣🤣

[@BRAELON67]

😂😂😂

[@AudreysBrains]

“It was ratchet, but I’m adaptable” 😂

[@keshaunblack6596]

“ And just like that they called out fisticuffs “

[@The.Radical.Middle]

😂😂

[@somdusazerate]

He is well articulated. I don't even like cruise ships but he's easy to listen to.

[@mycalbrooks8161]

“Everybody was twerking and throwing it back” 🤣🤣🤣

[@tarreemhacaruso2687]

😂😂😂😂😂why did this comment show up at the right time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SAMIAm-sm6ki]

🎉🥳🤫

[@eyeping6901]

😂🎉

[@MsVie2012]

Naaaaa! I do the over 50 grandparents two step.

[@btinsley1]

eww. hunching stank booties might be the hint of sewage smell. nty.

[@7goldennugget7]

😂The lady twerking & being slapped on the cheeks by random people TOOK ME OUT😂😂😂. I knew it would be downhill from there…

[@rosannalovespanda]

😂😂😂

[@tinytt854]

She was no lady.

[@EE-uj6tw]

I’ve never had my cheeks slapped, so I might find my coin jar and book a cruise. I am 52 so there’s still a chance it won’t happen (fortunately or unfortunately) 😮

[@sybergato]

​@@EE-uj6tw Get out there and shake what yah got while you can. 😁

[@m.p.s8137]

Enlightening comment....even when they do it right they end up longing for w h oredom

[@RosinDaddy5280]

The whole ship only had 1 jar of parmasean cheese 😂😂😂😂

[@aqua6613]

And it was shavings from the pedicure place 😅

[@aqua6613]

It was shavings from the pedicure place 😅

[@come_on_barbie_123]

😂😂😂😂😂 and somebody stole it the first day. Whoa

[@yoyo5069]

Had to make an emergency stop at a port.....ran out of koolaid packs and sugar 😮

[@NovaRoboticsJ6]

Was gonna be gone on the first day thief or no thief 🎉

[@Mercury6_]

Carnival is the Spirit airlines and greyhound bus of the seas

[@mattbasford]

I just wanna say your delivery/presentation/content and overall review were on point. Nicely done.

[@electrictroy2010]

Except it’s REtractable roof (not intractable) .

[@junglekutz5625]

Absolutely!

[@naomiarenberg1163]

For the price, this actually sounds pretty nice for low income individuals, definitely not families though. My parents go on luxury cruises and I assure you that those cruises have their issues as well. My advice though is never engage troublesome passengers, discreetly inform security because you don't want a problem with anyone on board if you can help it.

[@draco4540]

when there are enough troublesome people around, you don't have to look for trouble. trouble will find you easy enough. i'm just surprised that homo sapiens have survived as long as we have, with all the idiots/troublemakers out there.

[@izzyrov5814]

Luxury cruises have their issue, but not like the cheap cruises 🙄

[@copperfish543]

It’s because the idiots in the past were sent to prison and tortured.

[@masbella_]

*OMG! You had me CRYING 😭 with laughter! I wasn’t even interested in watching a cruise review but the title caught my attention and your personality had me glued to the video. Good job! I’m now subscribed!* 😂😂😂🤣🥹

[@MB-bl2hj]

Girl same!!! I’m over here cracking up!

[@kaizahjones99]

He is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@TheMetroDetroiter]

I'm crying 😭😭 too

[@natalietran1997]

Hilarious

[@Spicemilktea7]

Lmao same 😂

[@harleypoynter69]

Why I always choose Royal. Even on their cheap cruises it's still luxury. It's still elegant regardless. And Royal food has all cruise lines beat in my opinion.

[@JoeSmith-gp5dm]

Yup!! No ratchet ass EBT having stinky bad attitude hostile guests!!!

[@joesharbach3883]

I'd be willing to pay extra for class and peace of mind.

[@ammocan2021]

i agree with your assessment of RC except the food. they have excellent food but i was very impressed by the food on a Holland American cruise. the activities were limited by comparison but the food was exceptional. once night they served baked alaska to the entire dining room at the same time. Dining was the main attraction on HA cruises but we still do RC cruises because they are certainly the best all around.

[@JaneDoe-ob3tq]

I like Royal but the food was nothing to write home about.

[@tashalachacha]

I think that picking a cruise is like picking a neighborhood to live in. The more you pay the better the neighborhood.... Sometimes 🇺🇲🤔🇺🇲

[@elouise5593]

I am glad you added the word sometimes.

[@MrMtz-mr8xx]

Most of the time!!

[@vonniv5813]

I just got off Royal Caribbean wonder of the seas and it was AWFUL AND BORING!!

[@kikaye38]

So you mean to tell me if I pay more, I get more? 🤯

[@atlsongbyrd6084]

Right cause it’s probably younger what you pay for 🥴

[@benvasilinda9729]

For that price, u can’t be disappointed at all. That’s so cheap that it’s less than what u would spend in ur own town per day.

[@JumuZica]

Someone stole the Parmesan

[@HKReadings]

🤣🤣🤣

[@HKReadings]

On the first day…

[@justindream4418]

Watch the parmesan song

[@appathegoat]

They knew eventually it would go missing and they didn’t have any spares, so they figured taking it for themselves was the best option. Fair play with no spares on board to be fair.

[@Barbara-u5h]

Someone stole the lamps!!😮😮

[@TW0man4RMY]

Sounds lit. This is EXACTLY what I want if im paying $11/day for a cruise.

[@notaytguru8214]

That’s why I like carnival, I went Royal… too damn quiet 🥱

[@Diesel257]

This is the dude you want to travel with. Leave your pet peeves at home and roll with what comes. I bet he's respectful to staff and non travelers.

[@guttaqueenn]

EXACTLY I HATE UPIDY PEOPLE !! You bought a vaction to worry about what the next person is doing, or how they’re acting, thats none of your business go get a drink or something !

[@xcreeseseater38]

This is a hilarious review and I would expect nothing less from a 50 dollar carnival cruise from Miami

[@areguapiri]

It was a $200 cruise.

[@b_ks]

It was a $150 cruise.

[@jamiejones6994]

@@b_ks So the title 50$ cruise is a lie?

[@mr.froglegs]

It started at 50 bucks but with taxes and fees goes up to 150, just the nature of cruising. I went on an MSC cruise and it had a 600 buck gratity fee on top of the $1,500 we already spent. ​@@jamiejones6994

[@Thedevilisaliar23]

@@jamiejones6994$50 per day with minimum 3/4 so both are right

[@haileyl3645]

Lol "they seemed kind of angry" this is an incredibly accurate description of the Miami cruise port!

[@terrybogart589]

All.customs.agents at airports too.

[@memyself898]

As a Miami native, it's kind of Miami in general.

[@voltrondefofunv5708]

​​@@memyself898probably because they are tired of you guys,but I guess they do it to theirsleves selling the state as a tourist state like the azz of athletes and celebrities you all kiss and they hate you all and what they do.

[@marklouis1890]

I had a similar experience at the cruise port in Bayonne New Jersey. The customer service reps there were very rude

[@kalandobrown8091]

@@marklouis1890 ppl acting like behavious is obselete smh

[@txneyst5033]

Carnival has fantastic service I’ve been on several of their line as well as other lines for the past 15years and I don’t know about this experience, but overall carnivals service and how they treat their guests and the energy that they bring to the boat in comparison to a lot of others is the absolute best

[@searchanddiscover]

The spirit airlines of cruise ships.

[@lynnb4348]

I never smelled sewage or saw garbage twerking on a spirit flight.

[@kamikazemelon787]

Man even for something built in 2002 I'm still amazed at how insanely large and complicated these ships are. I've got an amateur interest in early-mid 20th century cruise liners and warships, and man...for the cheapest cruise available this is ultra-mega super-luxe first class for $200 by those standards... great video!

[@allhandsonsteamdeck1440]

Cruise ship : here People: 1000s 5:00 Parmasan cheese: 1 shaker for the boat 😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@OrochiShiki]

Yeah I'm over here looking like "There's an elevator in here?!"

[@dannysunwantedopinions]

Finally a cruise for the Spirit Airlines species.

[@SteveRosa-mz7rx]

We love it. Stick to your classical Titanic music type cruise

[@kateriaknows]

😂😂😂

[@stephenxadonai]

🤣🤣 species is jokes. Definitely a specific class of humans

[@nostarswithoutdarkness]

Definitely have to be of a certain frequency to attend such a spectacle.

[@legreatnessjames4885]

@@SteveRosa-mz7rxhave fun with the ghetto fights

[@valmojica8486]

I've taken maybe 10 carnival cruises and always thought they were good and fun. I've never encountered anything negative ... Now I have been on Princess cruises and sleeping seniors in every chair is outrageous!

[@margezawalsh2458]

Hey now......princess 's love to beauty nap. Sleep for an hour and you dont need to go to the theatre show ( let ya dreams entertain) getting old is not as bad as ya thinkin'😂

[@valleyesogwa5058]

No matter the cost every cruise is always an adventure

[@electrictroy2010]

Except it’s REtractable roof (not intractable) .

[@JuarezDerrick]

@@electrictroy2010 shut up, we get it

[@anthonymigchelbrink3254]

The classic Carnival ships, including Carnival Conquest, were designed by architect Joe Farcus. They are so underrated. He was there from the beginning and deserves some credit for helping the cruise industry shake its stodgy image. He has a book with a lot of photos from the ships he designed.

[@dogmom7698]

I thought the Conquest was beautiful!

[@Phisherman86]

Launched in 2002

[@Philip-ss4qd]

I know this video is old but man I have to compliment your style! Excellent, to the point and not disparaging to anyone. You sir have class!

[@allisonshepard7321]

You have a right to your opinion I just found your channel and I love watching them. You're pretty much reading cruise lines to help people make an informed decision when choosing one sounds like a nightmare.

[@jeffc3455]

Remember that movie "Soul Plane"? This is the sequel "Soul Cruise" with Snoop Dogg as your Captain

[@windingroad9678]

If Snoop was Capt then it would cost more than most could afford...lol

[@rockrhymrr]

no

[@irisodor]

​@windingroad9678 Facts!!

[@AB-pp1wx]

Really enjoyed his storytelling ability. Funny but seemingly unbiased and honest!!

[@AmberlynTucker]

I went on the 8 day, 7 night carnival cruise to the Bahamas out of NY/NJ and they rarely ever were on the loudspeaker, the app was HEAVILY pushed so people could do stuff at their leisure, they quietly left notes of what excursions you could book while you were out at dinner (their dining hall was AMAZING with the best staff) AND no matter what they remembered who you were, your favorite drinks, your favorite foods and suggested amazing things bc they got to know you as people. AMAZING cruise line.

[@Lovetheworldbeone]

How was the feeling of the cruise, was it a hard core party crowd or just the usual have a good time.

[@AmberlynTucker]

@@Lovetheworldbeone It was a good mix! There were nightly club activities and over 21 activities if you wanted to party that happened later at night, tons of comedy shows for the chill late night crowd. There was always a mix of stuff to do during the day too. Absolutely best vacay I've ever taken

[@jamielehman4934]

​@@AmberlynTucker Do you remember which ship?

[@patricialong61]

My favorite cruise ship is the DREAM,my son and I went on a 6 day cruise we had a blast,there was something to do all the time,I hated to leave the ship ,the Dream,if you've never been never sailed on it,it is beautiful.next cruise is the dream for sure.

[@calit5861]

That is the difference between a 4 day cruise and 7 day cruise... more ratchet people can afford the 4 day cruise

[@exfoliage]

Love the realness and transparency of this video. Great communication. Definitely appreciated.

[@spacemanpope]

I love the commentary. The experience couldn't have been explained any better. Well done!

[@sugacoatme]

Not twerking and throwing it back 😂😂😂 I need to book asap!

[@KimberlyReviews]

My exact thoughts when he said that😅

[@KBlocker29]

This made me laugh so hard

[@Ianisatool]

Gurl me too. Had me tickled. Sounds like my kind of cruise 😂

[@drewgootz1713]

why do blacks fight so much ?

[@Jimmydean51]

​@drewgootz1713 why do you bomb hospitals and kill women and children

[@hushpuppy3]

The Conquest for my first ever cruise and that ship will always hold a special place in my heart. The one thing I do not like about Carnival is the announcements. No so much the amount of them, but the fact that you cannot hear them in your room. You hear the tones and you have to jump up off your bed/couch/balcony and sprint to the door and open it so you can hear the announcement in the hallways. I know some people do not want announcements coming int their room, but I would actually prefer it.

[@luv2luv720]

Should have a button for a speaker in room

[@stevemiller2125]

Ours was in our room on the Mardi Gras

[@teddymcqueen812]

i just tune them out, no problem

[@shinyhoarder]

I think the announcement thing varies by cruise director. I've sailed Carnival several times out of Galveston with different directors, and most of them only make announcements twice a day, morning and evening. We did have one who made announcements three or four times a day, but most seem to limit it to once or twice.

[@jeddyman172]

I sailed on the Conquest for a week in June 2019. Best week of my life. On deck 10, directly above the bridge, is known as the secret deck. I was there every night. No lights, no people, and serene views and blissful breeze.

[@MrsDMG2024]

Thanks for this tip.

[@kalandobrown8091]

he wont like this, man hate carnival.

[@jeddyman172]

@@MrsDMG2024 of course! Enter on the starboard side of the deck, the port side is often locked and/or creates a massive wind tunnel.

[@sissimpson]

I love the tackiness of the older Carnival ships!

[@jungledog82]

A few years ago, my girlfriend and I set sail from New York City on a cruise. For the full experience, we opted to stay in a suite located on a high floor. The New Yorkers who were also on the cruise exhibited very questionable character traits. The same group of them was seen by us stealing watches from the watch booth, fighting, and smoking weed in their rooms. Their attire for breakfast and dinner was wearing thong bathing suits. At every event that my friend and I went to, they were always there, and they never failed to engage in some kind of brawl or to behave in a manner that was both loud and annoying.

[@elbolsillo]

Ugh, dang white people…

[@jeremyroberts991]

😂😂

[@georgejungle138]

“New Yorkers”

[@nisamichel8529]

Fighting over a man on a cruise is WILD ESPECIALLY since he’s there with someone 😂😂😂😂

[@kalandobrown8091]

they do it on land why you thin kship would be diff smh

[@kitiaram6613]

I love the Conquest, we cruised on it in 2008 and 2009. I feel like the cheaper a cruise is, the more likely that you will get people who dont get to do stuff like that often and dont know the appropriate behaviours and attitudes on ship, which is so different from being on land. And the cheaper a cruise, the more likely to get more people who should know better but will spend more to drink more and then act like fools.

[@luv2luv720]

Some people don't have the appropriate behavior & attitude to be in public anywhere lol

[@childishgambino4845]

Yup!! Totally agree! Makes is soooo awkward when they come up to you, beaming w/ excitement and in COMPLETE disbelief about some standard cruise 🚢 feature 😅

[@rasta487]

Nightmare

[@JamesCAsphalt8]

The one thing that would totally keep me off a Carnival Cruise is the every 30 minute announcements. I would not be able to tolerat that at all. I am glad I watched this video because no matter how cheap the price is, when I don't want to be in the action, I value my peace and quiet. Thank you!

[@cfour7672]

Quiet is my favorite

[@TheSavvyNPCollective]

They aren’t every 30 mins. It’s every 3-4 hours or more and very helpful

[@Barbara-u5h]

MSC does every announcement in 8 languages!

[@dennisholliday2454]

It's NOT literally every thirty minutes he was exagerating..it's more like every 4-5 hours

[@amandaallen5888]

My family took our first cruise on the Conquest in 2007. Haven't been on the ship since but we have very fond memories of this ship.

[@brittneytock]

Nice video. I will say as someone who took their first cruise last December I PERSONALLY appreciate the announcements because with out I wouldn't have known what was going on or where to go. Keep in mind they know how many people are new and they need to accommodate us as well.

[@SmokeEater7]

J, you don't need to be shot. Your giving us an honest review of your experience on Conquest. Unfortunately, no I guess fortunately I'm starting to realize that Carnival Cruise Line is going down hill and down hill fast. Been loyal with Carnival for several years (Plantium) and recently tried Royal Caribbean for the second time. Passengers on Royal were all very well behave and respectful. May even become Loyal to Royal in the near future. It's really ashame that Carnival is allowing such behaviors as you described to continue on. ( And we have also experienced). Also I appreciate your views and hope some day get to me you on a cruise! Take Care & Happy Cruising!

[@elouise5593]

Hopefully, Carnival will wise up, and beef up security, cut alcohol off after a couple drinks and stop selling that alcoholic drinks package! 15 drinks allowed per day is way too much alcohol!

[@jcspotter7322]

@@elouise5593 lol, it isn't the alcohol that's making people act like that. It's people that don't act like adults that act up like in the video

[@nickouellette2981]

@@elouise5593 they’ll never do that lmfao they’d tank completely😂

[@SuperBrowndog1]

You just did the BEST promo video for Carnival I've ever seen. They should pay you for making this video. I think people love it. 😍

[@elephantman2854]

Ghetto ppl lol

[@strongestnattyever-videos2247]

*When blacks blame other people for their struggles… just refer to their behavior in videos like this. They hate the truth.* 🤷‍♂️🤭😏🤷‍♂️

[@aprilmoon5303]

Exactly

[@user-oh4kt4sv8x]

Bob

[@ladyboutit]

Carnival lover here and I will say EVERYTHING you said is valid and true from the food, activities, and the fellow passengers on the smoking deck 😜which is the reason I love carnival! It’s the hood on the seas I am able to stay far enough away from the drama but close enough to watch and have a great story to tell. I’m check out some of your other videos now❤

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Lmfao...hood on the seas...that's a pass for me then, I ain't trying to sail with a bunch of hood rats.

[@kaysmith4594]

It does sound really entertaining. I would be one of the pot smokers, sitting quietly in the corner, watching the mayhem unfold 😅😊

[@EastLA-kv2ee]

I’m going on my 50th birthday, I grew up in the hood so I’m cool with weed and night clubs and all that.💯

[@EastLA-kv2ee]

@@kaysmith4594 me too 🤣

[@macwyll]

"Hood Of The Sea"! I love it!

[@K-Effect]

I’ve never been on a cruise ship before but it all amazes me. Everything that’s going on, the engineering, the engine room etc. all fascinates me. This entire world is out there not just floating but sailing around 20-40 MPH on the Ocean going from here to there while everyone is oblivious. It’s really incredible the whole thing. For the most part the guests are relaxed, entertained and having a good time while this massive machine does its job so well you’re oblivious to it. The closest thing I can compare it to, even though it’s not a pretty analogy would be a flea on a St. Bernard‘s back. I wonder if they have tours of the engine room?

[@koldestever]

"...and just like that, they called out fisticuffs!"

[@electrictroy2010]

Except it’s REtractable roof (not intractable) .

[@JuarezDerrick]

@@electrictroy2010 shut up

[@MB-bl2hj]

Nah that part did it for me ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@peterpan408]

When it's on, it's on.

[@clvrswine]

Yeah, but he mispronounced it, so it is a fail.

[@Honey30319]

Sounds like the soul plane of the seas. Great commentary

[@georgejungle138]

You’re beautiful

[@FeazzyHD]

I love carnival cruises and never really had those negative experiences lol. One of my favorite memories is dancing with a group of like 8 random older women. They had me sandwiched and it was just so much fun

[@suprxmefire9497]

Right me either. I didn’t see anything like that

[@juiceman8108]

The smell of onions snd fish must of been awefull

[@johngreen8756]

Good honest review. Dude knows his cruises..

[@sidney3949]

My husband and I were on this cruise. It was such a pleasure meeting you during the embarkation process. Thanks for the chat. Love your channel ❤️. We lived on Guy’s burgers and pizza bc the buffet and dining room food was awful. There was a nasty smell of death on the lido deck. Just nauseating. Someone thought it would be a great idea to bring a toddler in a diaper in the adult pool. Staff did nothing. When they put the roof on the pool area, the smell of chemicals made that area unusable. We saw a girl fight at customer service desk. Wow! Savage. The violin trio were amazing, and we met lots of very friendly people. This was our first cruise. Never again. Wish weed guy came to my door 😂. We will still watch your videos though❤️.

[@angelhampton4365]

Please I beg you to take another cruise... This isn't a reflection of the experience it just happened to be the people... Carnival used to be top notch... It's just going down hill

[@Hawkeye2001]

I went on Carnival several times in the past, but no more. Too much of a party boat years ago. And I can really see how the short / low priced cruises would attract a different crowd. Prince & Holland America are more civilized and enjoyable to me.

[@michaeltaylors2456]

We did the budget Carnival out of Jacksonville. We swore never to take another cruise. Maybe it was the Line

[@user-oh4kt4sv8x]

@@angelhampton4365it’s always the people with carnival tho no fkkn manners

[@paf268]

You need to know you’re great at this KZbin thing. Your videos are refreshing to the point, great pacing, and you make it interesting. Don’t let anyone tell you differently

[@mzkj1972]

I love the Carnival Conquest! The best people watching! Never a dull moment!

[@angelmocha9]

I’ve never had these experiences with Carnival. It never felt cheap and I’ve taken four cruises with them. With that being said, I enjoyed the video!

[@LakeNipissing]

Very good review. I have never been on a cruise yet. This certainly gives very good insight into the pros and cons of the bargain cruise. Never thought a cruise event existed for under 200$ with taxes and fees. It costs 80$ for a return ferry ticket to Catalina Island, and that's only one hour each way with no cabin!

[@electrictroy2010]

Except it’s REtractable roof (not intractable) .

[@JuarezDerrick]

@@electrictroy2010 we get it crackhead you have said that on every comment and this one has nothing to do with that at all.

[@mauricamontgomery8225]

I took a 3 day carnival cruise to Catalina for 187.00

[@tiffanyingram3444]

Crazy

[@clvrswine]

*$200, not 200$. *$80, not 80$. Children know this.

[@jessi_pop]

I've never been on a cruise before and I'm not sure it's for me (my vacations are usually backpacking in the mountains). At any rate, this video popped up for me and I really enjoyed it. You are a vivid storyteller and I felt like I was able to get some insight about why people go on cruises. Thanks.

[@JonChrymes]

Thought I was the only one that prefer the backpacking vaca over the Caribbean ones

[@jenelaina5665]

​@@JonChrymesanother backpacker here but this is so cheap it might be worth a side trip for fun. The slight smell of sewage and constant PAs are probably the deal breaker. I can roll with everything else though and a couple days on a tropical beach sounds really good with winter coming.

[@weirdfan88]

Cruises seem disgusting

[@SuzanneDeniseB]

New sub! Never been on a cruise..I get anxiety attacks thinking about it. I happened to stumble upon your videos..Now Im living vicariously through your posts! Appreciate you!

[@fluoriteheals]

NEVER going on a cruise!

[@debbienorman1688]

I’ve always had a great experience on carnival never been on one of those cruises that you have experienced. Thank you for sharing.

[@PaulLoveless-Cincinnati]

It's totally obvious that you are a performer. Every performing artist I've ever met in NYC has this ability to be gregarious while at the same time being incredibly neutral and having a demeanor that makes it impossible to determine where they are from and what their background is.

[@coma13794]

You’re not a Negative Nancy, the level of detail was great and it seemed like a well balanced review. Happy to see you get this many views!

[@jasminewoodson4948]

My first cruise ever was on the conquest and I had the most fun I’ve ever had in my life. Definitely gave me the cruise bug real bad 😂 everybody was friendly, I enjoyed the food and events and it was overall just a good time

[@electrictroy2010]

Except it’s REtractable roof (not intractable) .

[@DukeSixTwo]

Literally same. Just took my first one with my family , 4 night conquest… and i enjoyed tf out of it. Ready to go back again and do it another time!

[@freddiesoto4868]

You kinda look like one of the ones that was ratchetly twerking lol

[@Truthkeystech]

I got back last Tuesday and I've been trying to book another one since I left 🙃

[@dambertaylor5334]

Same!

[@ssettev9361]

This video was EXCELLENT. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Very thorough, impartial, and honest. I appreciate that. I'll be watching more of your videos from now on. Thank you! ☺️

[@tord0ff]

THANK YOU for not complaining about things you have to deal with on every cruise everytime. Like waiting till 130 to get into staterooms. It indeed "is what it is"

[@naturalnatemarvel9594]

Section 8 cruise

[@mr.nnamdiakoma3617]

Those immoral people on that cruise shall be punished

[@Salt1600]

😂😂😂

[@lakisha1235]

😂😂😂

[@kalandobrown8091]

@@lakisha1235 smh @ u bakkra humbler

[@JTGould]

Honestly.....I had the best time on The Conquest! It is what it is because people have fun and just don't care or worry about what anybody else thinks. Been on both Sunrise and Conquest this past month and I like the vibe and flow of the Conquest as plenty of room for people to stretch out.

[@MatchlessAbove]

😂😂😂😂😂 this cruise story had me laughing, but I actually enjoyed it. Thanks

[@iluvmetoo1]

I have been on 10 cruises with Carnival since July of last year 2021 and the only issue I have had is bland food sometimes. I think with this being an inexpensive cruise you get a different, younger and Newer group of cruisers and you get a different experience.

[@WhiskeyBonnet]

Exactly

[@keisharaye3304]

Too many kids!!!!!

[@dnmitch]

@@keisharaye3304 There ARE Adult-Only cruises available.

[@serenapalmer1220]

You went on 10 cruises on a year and a half??? I’ve never been on one a day in my life

[@ruebascu]

@@serenapalmer1220 You gotta experience it for yourself. Everyone's experience/perspective won't be the same. They're inexpensive too

[@kimberlymcdonald7405]

Carnival cruise sounds perfect for young adults 18 to 28 starter cruise.

[@TheNana622]

You interviewing that man during the fight is so funny to me lol

[@marissa6425]

I legit want to be your friend and go on a vacation with you, you seem so fun but chill at the same time!

[@sillygirl_kera]

Covid literally changed things! I would co on carnival for years prior to COVID, everyone was civilized (staff, crew and attendees). I have never seen a fight or unruly behavior until after the pandemic height. The overall cleanliness and food quality has also decreased, so I've been told. This is a bummer, because I enjoyed Carnival

[@gasmangrowshow2231]

Lol 😂😂😂 I love this guy. Not trying to kiss up to the cruise line. Just honest heat. Lol😂😂😂

[@koilamaoh4238]

I remember people retiring, living their lives on cruises, as cost of living is a lot cheaper than trying to buy a home. IT does make sense tho.

[@DebraSmith-c6m]

I will always have love for the Conquest, because my first cruise was on the Conquest back in July 2005 while it was sailing out of New Orleans. It saddens me to hear the awful behavior that goes on, on the Conquest.😢

[@sachaput]

As I've mentioned before, my wife and I were Platinum members of Carnival. My introduction to cruising before we were married on the Carnival Triumph in '99. On the many cruises we took together we never encountered anything like what seems to be happening the past couple of years. I haven't been on Carnival since the pandemic but was planning to take a short solo cruise in January. I'm still going to do so, but will definitely be careful. Thanks for being so honest in your reviews. I can think of a few other cruise/travel reviewers who can rarely find a negative and it makes me wonder. As a former sailor (US Navy) I always laugh when I hear that expression, not saying it might not be true. By the way, surprised to see you wearing pineapples on your shirt after your recent video. ;-)

[@tru2dadell]

Right

[@KimberlyReviews]

I am a Carnival fan as well and haven't cruised since the Pandemic. I am interested in knowing more about you being married an traveling solo? I am single and always say I'd continue some solo travel after married but people question it and act like I'm crazy.

[@stacythat1sttwin504]

Pay the extra money that ship is horrible. He's telling the truth. I love that brand but, I take my safety seriously.

[@lisampb8178]

"I can think of a few other cruise/travel reviewers who can rarely find a negative and it makes me wonder." THIS

[@stacythat1sttwin504]

@Kimberly Reviews I'm married and travel solo...I have no issues I usually meet other solo females and we hang out, I met friends for life, some suggest that I go to the singles meet and greet I tell them, I'm solo not single.

[@marcuslee1927]

I was on Carnival Radiance in June, and there was a fight during Bingo. I enjoy your videos; nothing wrong with pointing out the shortcomings or disappointments of a cruise.

[@yolandastoker7012]

Love your reviews. You are honest, concise and entertaining!!! 😊

[@Drediggy]

I was on the conquest last year to Mexico. We had no trouble and an amazing time. But our cruise was like 1,000 bucks

[@Peatingtune]

I've never wanted to take a cruise and still don't, but these reviews are certainly interesting to watch!

[@amyt2400]

Adorable comment! 🌴 Nothing like “Armchair Travel”!!! I’ve been virtually “traveling” to Puerto Rico and Sicily quite a bit lately. Be well! 🚢 🚢 🚢

[@meganfoster372]

I actually took a trip to Mexico on this ship in December for my daughter’s birthday. I definitely had some issues as well. I feel like this trip or ship was more of a party and wasn’t what I have come to expect from carnival. Keep in mind the trip was for my daughter. I could smell weed the entire trip so strong it would knock you down. To each their own but I spent way more money than that for a fun birthday trip and was severely disappointed in the wild party vibes and behavior constantly happening right in front of my child.

[@HunterD619]

well that’s what u get i mean u took ur child on a CARNIVAL cruise 🤣

[@Max_Krypto]

I won't even step on a ship if I can't smoke weed on it, I'd rather smoke then be around blackout drunks 24/7

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

@@Max_Krypto Well not everyone wants to smell that ish when they're trying to relax.

[@Ashley-zg9jo]

Yeah I even smoke but now with vapes an stuff there's no excuse to stink up a ship

[@louivillehammer4346]

Why are you even taking your child on a cruise to Mexico anyways? 😂 take that child to Disneyland

[@roughshot60]

Love your honest insight. You convince me even more why I know Carnival Is not for me. I'll stick with Norwegian, Royal and Celebrity. Thanks

[@2msvalkyrie529]

Yes.! Also a suggestion .. " An altercation ensued "..? Its an expression often used in Court proceedings.. Very classy !

[@Dondonx3]

Thank you for sacrificing your time, money and energy (your most precious resources) to deliver us this experience on you tube . I am here for the tea 🍵. I will stay clear of the very inexpensive cruise trips . 😅