I Trained 10 Million Soldiers to CRUSH NATO

[@SydneySighs]

I love watching insane people play the funny map game

[@holy_cheese_man]

i am the funny map game

[@eivengo747]

Same

[@MARKED_CAP]

@@holy_cheese_man can i play you

[@arandomgamingchanel8291]

@@MARKED_CAP💀💀💀

[@lzc3166]

Funny map game? I call it colorful bricks simulator.

[@ZebraUnite]

Bean finally realizes how the US military felt in the 70s “They’re reinforcing through Laos. You assholes!!!”

[@naesom]

exactly

[@Likeaworm]

Mfers

[@gumastruhadlonaceruzky]

He actually uploaded 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@Bonker790]

Unbelievable!🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@KraljNikola-fu2tu]

He merely escaped the psychiatry

[@DruggiePlays]

House arrest 😂

[@AME1776]

HE ESCAPED THE WARD! GAURDS MAN YOUR STATIONS

[@yazovgang]

My favorite meanbean video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbMsi=5bqextUFVAzFHx9Z

[@yazovgang]

Meanbean you are a brave warrior now you have accomplished what was thought to be impossible you have won your crown

[@alexlouresh-lobanov4011]

Literally the Great Trial

[@sadwaifusweebpics]

"look at them bullying smaller nations!" *Immediately starts bullying smaller nations*

[@rinopro5556]

His social credits are gonna crash because of all the winnie the pooh jokes

[@viltsu1366]

I can just see the nuclear rockets flying towards Meanbean's house after the Winnie the pooh joke

[@Black.Templar_002]

He IMMEDIATLY goes for the EXACT SAME, TERRIBLE strategy of artificially inflating the construction sector, that china used irl.

[@jordanronayne7867]

He be creating tofu dreg ghost cuties in Hoi4.

[@fraserftwjodiegribben5056]

I love your channel man, it’s always fantastic to see a new upload from you, I also respect your absolute lack of concern for your mental health with these videos. They are hilarious.

[@Meanbean_official]

Views > Mental Health. Thank you for supporting the cause

[@sebastiansoosaar2519]

@@Meanbean_official I'm sorry that I have to say this, but you called the caucasus the balkans

[@GoodHunter9]

"Man, HOI4 diplomacy is so ass, you know that?" 3200 hours in the game and I couldn't agree more.

[@leonodonoghueburke4276]

Its a bit irritating though when you realise he could have very easily reached 100 opinion if he . . . tried

[@dingusdean1905]

You might want to check what division is being used for garrison in occupied states. IIRC the game automatically chooses the template with the least battalions in it, which usually means your elite divisions with all those expensive tanks and artillery and whatnot. If you make a shitty division of militia and change it to be the garrison template in the occupied territories tab, you might have a lot more equipment available.

[@anghoangphan3713]

as a Vietnamese i want to say that Vietnam using Laos as a road to win war is very historically accurate

[@fokkerside210]

37:47 “HEY SPAIN” Spanish units watching in horror as defendants of 125 dynasties attach them

[@andrewgreeb916]

Surprised turkey decided to fight the ultimate superpower twice and were able to combat the highest military budget ever conscieved, at least for a while

[@keviran4079]

awesome video, nice to see an up and coming hoi4 youtuber, just subbed 👍

[@Meanbean_official]

Thank you for the ego boost sir 🙏🙏🙏

[@cejic2199]

dude this has got to be the most dedicated HOI4 mod player ever. love ur content man

[@troubledhook5106]

My favorite part about this mod is the puppeting mechanics... I played Japan and pumped every single bit of my game play into puppeting all of Oceania, most Asia, and parts of the Middle East. Never shed a single ounce of blood for any of it. 😂😂😂

[@marconi7007]

based

[@Bluelampguy]

hey, great editing in this video. Glad to see you improve at making videos actively

[@Meanbean_official]

Thank you!

[@themadladss]

I think the thing with Millenium dawn is the recruitment mechanic, which basically says: who needs guns to recruit? just have a crap load of manpower, all will happen is you're divisions will be total crap as they are illequipted, yes that's a thing in millenium dawn, you can recruit FULLY without weapons, so like... you can have a CRAP load of people, but like 0 guns, and still be able to recruit, it makes little to no sense

[@1Maklak]

The man in front takes the rifle. The man in the back follows and picks the rifle up when the first man dies.

[@TheQuietKidAmerican]

the 100 armed people will act as soldiers while the 100k other people will act like Scavs from escape from china think of it as fortnite, they have to loot their way through

[@dyn9726]

MEANBEAN FARMING SOCIAL CREDIT. THANK YOU COMRADE MEAN BEAN.

[@apolakigamingandmore6376]

11:59 Bro, you're literally invading the most mountainous part of Taiwan, that's literally why China is having second thoughts on invading them, THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS A FORTRESS BECAUSE OF THE MOUNTAINS, you can't blame them, it's really hard...

[@fjunjian]

elite mountaineers: ???

[@glauberglousger956]

It isn't too hard, but yeah, it'd be really difficult to get a few million people willing to die before victory There's nukes, but those bring in big issues

[@Swagmaster07]

No arms against tyranny? :No bitches meme:

[@Meanbean_official]

I guess the by balls alone dlc is old news

[@martinrosenberger]

“If I want to steal more from my citizens” one of the basest quotes to refer to government taxes.

[@pedronabais1456]

"i despise nato" - every dictator outside of nato

[@Antiwesternthug]

more like every sane person from global south, east and even some from west that knows history and geopolitics

[@TheGalaxyWings]

Also every dictator inside of nato lol

[@HitachiTRQ-225]

Nato countries are just US satellite states, you’re a dictatorship too

[@KNİGHTSSS324]

How many dictators in nato?

[@Antiwesternthug]

@@KNİGHTSSS324 how many dictators armed and installed by NATO's head USA in countries that were trying to exercise sovereignty without west being able to exploit them?

[@uHnodnarB]

Probably too late to say this, but there are BRICS and SCO parts of the focus tree. If you go down the SCO focus on military alliance path, it creates the SCO as a faction, which maybe would have been bigger than the faction you created on your own.

[@TsarVladolfPutler]

32:09 means he's spending 5.5 FCKING TRILLION on military annually 🔥🔥

[@kohakuteam8881]

View: "You conquer the world but what is the price?" Chanel: "My sleep!!!"

[@blasphemy4159]

the intro to this video earned this channel a sub haha

[@motokuchoma]

8:52 Two systems is historical. One country, two systems is the official governing principle of the PRC in regards to Taiwan.

[@Meanbean_official]

That's cringe

[@andyfriederichsen]

@@Meanbean_official Especially cringy when you realize the Republic of China (Taiwan) is an independent country (and the legitimate government of China).

[@DreerKarler]

​@@andyfriederichsenlegitimacy? what year is it?

[@andyfriederichsen]

@@DreerKarler If recognizing the ROC/Taiwan as the independent nation it is and refusing to recognize the CCP, a party which once tried to eradicate Chinese culture, history, and language, as being legitimate offends you, too bad.

[@_HollowBeing_]

He is finally back 🙏 🙏 🙏

[@knighthunter1791]

As a Filipino, I'm laughing so much how we even put up a fight, much less how you were close to pulling your hair out😂

[@end_managed_democracy]

Finally. Been waiting for this video

[@joshuascrivener2672]

Wow. Your editing is so much better than a lot of more popular KZbinr's, your editing is funny, entertaining, and I wish I had the same editing skills as you, or your editor.

[@Gustav_Kuriga]

"Why is it always crashing?" Dude, you're playing Millenium Dawn. It's a miracle when it doesn't crash.

[@Jan-jc4rx]

Millennium Dawn crashing and corrupted autosaves are the biggest mood-game killers ever.

[@azsxw2]

"The United States may have single handedly ruined my mental health." US too, us too.

[@darklight4255]

Finally I've been waiting for this

[@investigadorscp-relatosref5705]

Remember, each video is one day less for you to play North Macedonia and Vatican city

[@justine6640]

Poohxi jinping jumping 0:41 broke me HAHAHHAHA

[@the4xgamer1]

Yay my favourite KZbinr finally uploaded a video

[@TheGrayKnight.]

“We speak bing chilling here in Tokyo” is crazy

[@NikitaBrandt]

How do random hoi4 youtubera have the best editing skills love the vid 😂

[@FEARTheLORD-7]

One of the best hoi4 KZbinrs Fr keep posting

[@jts3853]

I love China. I love Mao. Long live the CCP. Thank you comrade Meanbean.

[@_Its_Ya_Boy]

I love the Soviet Union. I love Lenin. Long live the USSR. Thank you comrade Meanbean. You’re just a discount plastic version of us.

[@Wolfman5678]

I love the Democratic People's Republic of Korea 🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵. I love the Worker's Party. I love Kim Jong Un. Thank you comrade Meanbean.

[@_Its_Ya_Boy]

@@Wolfman5678 Comrade -you starve your people even more than us

[@FelidaeEnjoyer]

Wink sensually if you're being kidnapped

[@jts3853]

@@FelidaeEnjoyer🇨🇳🇨🇳🤐🤐

[@Iceclipsrlul]

Next time you play as a major European nation (Excluding Russia) like Spain, Germany, France, Italy, ect, you should form the United States of Europe. It's so op that whenever I did that path and declared war on Russia, I was still in a net gain of 45 billion per week WHILE ON MAXIMUM HEALTHCARE, POLICE, AND EDUCATION SPENDING Edit: I forgot to mention it's pretty tedious and annoying to form the United States of Europe but it is SO worth it as basically nobody can stop you if you play your cards right

[@KarmaGuard7]

me trying to think why Russia is excluded: *Russia not being part of NATO and my dumbass not remembering*

[@TeleologicalConsistency]

The good news is at the rate things are going you might see this play out in real life soon.

[@Robert-hy3vv]

real life chinese army experience

[@dabourashed]

27:50 With all the chaos in this mod, this part was actually realistic

[@marconi7007]

average well built division fan vs average spam shit troops enjoyer

[@JustaRegularPal]

Turkey protecting his frenemy at the end like a bro.

[@el-gamer2773]

5:44 He knows that this video will blow up

[@Т1000-м1и]

Very cool editing, I missed lot since I last checked probably. Ngl thought it would end after the Japanese invasion based on esrlier videos

[@UnusualDomenic]

when i looked up at my computer, i felt sadness.. beacuse i thought the video was going to end soon.. BUT when i moved my mouse over the video it tells me, i got 30 minutes left. pog bois we found a banger

[@andyfriederichsen]

This is either "Throwing Waves of Humans at the Enemy: The Video Game" or "Destroying The World Simulator". Probably both.

[@thesuppresor]

"that was worth the suffering" shoulda been changed to "this was not worth the suffering" to really be canon to the real world lmao

[@juanmanuelfariasmarroncell2514]

There should be a redux of this mod, with silly paths like reclaiming China as Taiwan, a second Russian Civil War, that type of crazy shit. It would be one of the best hoi4 mods

[@Redhead-pf8le]

Novum Vexullium is right up your alley then It's Millenium Dawn but without the pesky Economy stuff and more fun focus trees like USA turning communist or Second Russian Civil War Taiwan also has a focus tree too

[@juanmanuelfariasmarroncell2514]

@@Redhead-pf8le I should try that mod out!!!

[@Meanbean_official]

You fool, that would crash every godamn week

[@LuxembourgYay]

@@Redhead-pf8le omg ill try it :D

[@Redhead-pf8le]

@@Meanbean_official I'm sorry to say that but Skill Issue

[@fredjackson8408]

Bro is socialcredmaxxing

[@zergmonkey6655]

this truly is a china number 1 moment

[@stc2828]

Pretty sure if China actually spend a 3 trillion budget they would actually able to field 10M troops😂

[@Joebidenthe2nd]

Now that I thought of it, you became the same thing you swore to destroy

[@philippstetter5611]

Sometimes i wonder if youve ever enjoyed any Millenium Dawn game ever

[@Jordandor99]

why not?

[@gamingturtle8708]

This man is mentally unstable and I love every second

[@schellman8482]

"200,000 units are ready, 1,000,000 more are well on the way."

[@empdisaster10]

Poland death stacking and making it impossible to invade them is honestly pretty accurate to modern polish military policy ngl. Poland has been invaded so much they just have had enough and are itching to be the ones to win finally

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

First time seeing this channel, absolutely amazing editing my friend. Love the video and I will be checking this channel again :)

[@iuliili5263]

The pain goes on I see

[@calebandcohengaming9851]

They should add obesity to the mod there goes 40% of america's military capability

[@iskmati]

Crazy modern day guy came back

[@rezaganjizadeh4263]

2nd constitution enjoyers in america when the chinese invade:

[@bobedgley7254]

For algorithm so your mental is not wasted. Good video.

[@xxbeastmode-sh3iv]

Every upload we get vloser to lichtenstein to Holy Roman Empire

[@gamingwithjj6151]

"I dont know what changed why cant I beat them now" as he attacks into a mountain tile with tanks

[@paprikashman]

Oh my got! He finally uploaded

[@bel4vel793]

19:50 man discovers real world politics

[@vasiliymedvedev1532]

41:50 bro called the caucasus, balkans !?! 😂😂

[@devsv_9132]

Imagine all the people who are so mad at how it's going on at the world war, they are gonna play this game and says "THIS IS HOW IT MUST BE" but it's just a videogame.

[@Vinny44]

your videos make my day happy

[@stoneydarock]

OH NO ITS THE RICE FARMERS

[@Yuji_Itadori-f1h]

Compilation of meanbean raging and losing his mind

[@FA-18_Superhornet]

yesterday I was playing china and casually discovered they have the capacity for 1100 military factories

[@saarlan6455]

I am absolutely garbage at hoi4 but something i loved is just forcing weird situations in this mod like italy trying to rebuild the roman empire, russia reforming the soviet union or germany doing a man in the high castle.

[@mappingshaman5280]

What combat width are you using? Because it neees to be higher than vamilla

[@Meanbean_official]

man if only i remembered

[@nexnic0949]

New Challenger Aproaches for Stalins 11 Mio Man Red Army in 1945 +16Mio fallen Soldiers.

[@karbitgameing6921]

This is mean beans upload to hold us over until he gets put back into the mental hospital

[@Paul_Atreides]

Should’ve played Russia instead 😂

[@STORYSEEKER1]

Your voice sound nice time to sub

[@Anonymous_UserOrNot]

"Perareus" lol as a Greek it was funny😂 12:00

[@Minutemenofficial2]

Doctor Eggmans Mean Bean War Machine

[@THE_ONLY_REAL_WAFFLE]

My god, he actually exist. And isn't just an imaginary construct!

[@nono_Hoi4]

I will indeed say it again Mitt Romneys french speaking abilities did not save the USA

[@whatsup8583]

As China, in earlier gameplay, u should tax 50% in population sector and tax less for corporations. And just build cubs and later office. Now I got good economy

[@creekchub9714]

suddenly getting so many hoi4 videos in recommended but im not opposed

[@arthurkoschatko5058]

I like your editing style

[@kaiser.carbone]

Never let this guy become President

[@VanBourner]

NATO in MDM is how Russians imagine NATO is IRL

[@retrogrademars]

This is way to historically accurate 😳

[@Masv1pe]

Why did none of the nations you attacked join a faction even when you had created that much world tension? Did you disable it? Also why didn’t the USA economy not grow at all did you turn of the ability for them to build civs and mils?

[@robertdragon2838]

By the way, I think the motorized were so slow due to a lack of supply

[@REALSHAMROCKSAN]

Hello just discovered your channel is the avatar bearded dragon? IF so i very much approve

[@someguy9293]

China: WE WILL CRUSH AMERICA! *5 days later* China: Wow, that escalated quickly.