I tried beating God of War With Only BOY - Part 1 of 2

[@DanteRavioli]

No, I don't hate Jehoviah's Witnesses. It's a fookin' JOKE! Calm down Karen. Watch until the end to see me accidentally shatter my PS4 controller. Here is part 2: kzbin.info/www/bejne/m16llJhuqZmBhc0

[@Anna-tk7ui]

F in the chat for that controller. It will be missed (probably).

[@brandigifford2858]

Kratos is inlove with mr x

[@djkingston6219]

Yeet my deer meat 50 feet is something I said to my college girlfriend.

[@holycrusader4696]

Oh he almost said a swear (I don't care)

[@drzooters733]

Yay another vid maybe and in preparation for the last of us part 2 maybe you can do the last of us but no crouching

[@ellas6569]

‘The boy left me alone’ *top ten anime betrayals*

[@vegetaisthebest7584]

Sub to mr

[@mini_kitty2988]

Lol

[@bungiescams3292]

Me Too and here is where I facepalm

[@endedera9758]

@@metoo6247 😐

[@ban98659]

Wtf same profile picture

[@Anna-tk7ui]

Me seeing Dante uploaded: Oh boy. Me seeing the title: Oh BOY.

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Kratos seeing your comment: bOi

[@travis8106]

oh, boy

[@alpgiray9118]

Dis sounds like a dad joke lol

[@Callmestev]

Dante: T H I C C B O I S!

[@eltonjohn34edu]

@@travis8106 *O H,B O Y*

[@Lampendorf]

“My boy was yeeted, and my deer was meated.” -Dante 2020

[@carolineignacio649]

2:56

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

If Dante ever becomes a father, his son is going to go through a rough childhood

[@henriquegaivao9929]

Why u be everywhere

[@404_downbad8]

Rough-er

[@randomdoggo8294]

Im gay

[@pacifistsans8817]

Bruh, stop appearing everywhere

[@malcolmvalentine9857]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@callmejz9698]

* Defeats A Giant Monster * Kratos: You're not ready.

[@Friendlydistrict10]

Lmao

[@jumentoinsano]

@Тодор Якимов just cause he said giant monster? I think you live under a rock...

[@barmetler]

He's not ready because of his sickness that makes him very angry. Not because he can't defeat enemies.

[@Marc-yd6sd]

@@barmetler r/woooosh

[@barmetler]

@@Marc-yd6sd Nope, that was not the joke. The joke was that kratos said "You're not ready", even though Boy defeated the monster. I'm here saying that's not why kratos said he's not ready. So r/incorrectwoooosh or something i don't facken know mate

[@mimotojiyt]

6:23 Never expected that joke to be THAT good

[@FenixtheDragoon]

Atreus is blessed with invulnability to all threats, physical or magical.

[@aniruddhnaik5277]

Truly haha

[@ZayToDiffrent]

Is there a weakness?

[@VmsRms]

@@ZayToDiffrent No, Atreus is blessed with invunerability to all threats, physical or magical.

[@natedawg1007]

@@VmsRms close! But actually Atreus is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical.

[@VmsRms]

@@natedawg1007 I'm afraid not. Atreus is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical.

[@loreaigaprime9096]

Just watching Boy get choked out was way more hilarious than it should have been 🤣🤣🤣

[@xea1162]

idk why but im laughing at every minute, just the concept of calling his son "BOY" makes me chuckle

[@Clonesoldier501]

You arent much on the internet are you?

[@baptistwolf]

Same

[@ToMMyGuNN137]

My dad calls me boy, its pretty common in New Zealand

[@diostarfish8710]

His "boy"

[@Ok-eg8dg]

@@Clonesoldier501 there are times when everything is funny

[@jordancameron3400]

Total number of BOY Boys- 40 times My son- 12 times Atreus- 7 times Harry potter- 1 time Young lad- 2 times

[@youngdolph255]

Absolute mad lad

[@jimmiekarlsson2970]

@@youngdolph255 tru

[@turtlegodzilla1871]

I got 44 boys

[@ahmetyasar4908]

I heard boy 48 times from Dante and Kratos said boy 2 times

[@rebeccareglos9500]

Add 41 for you saying boy Wait i said it... 42

[@Killer2be]

9:34 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m dying

[@pestopoliz]

3:08 "...who could yeet some deer meat fifty feet..." Spitting bars, my man.

[@thecelestial9677]

Who could yeet some deer meat fifty feet I got the bars it’s like concrete unable to eat

[@ijustwannabeswimminginthes8463]

Who could yeet some deer meat fifty feet got meat but not deer but feet got beats i love some feet i dodge bullets and i got shit

[@shravan1005]

Without breaking a sweet

[@MrJollibee623]

04:45 Kratos: Boy you are not ready. Boy: What are you serious? hahahhahahahhahaha!!

[@pincessgirl]

Lol

[@atreus5366]

Ikr ? ;(

[@ruslanetss]

I just lost it on 4:13 This is so well done, best RDR meme I've seen to the day

[@justinmims2700]

YOU EAT BABIES

[@bimoprakoso2820]

"Don't be ridiculous boi......you're gonna fight that thing" Hahaha, heartless

[@haqogiboii]

Is that.... A KINGDOM HEARTS REFRENCE!?!?111?!

[@cheesegizzler14]

Ha- ha- ha- heartless.

[@Damian-km6sk]

Dante Ravioli: posts Everyone comments

[@HokutoShinkenSuccessor]

comments before watch 😂

[@desire7782]

7:10 I cant.............. i just cant stop..... wheezing

[@nurskarim6924]

calm down , dutch

[@neelmaniyadav7216]

In the bridge: "I didn't see any PewDiePies around so I thought it was safe" 😂 Smart!

[@yuzar9584]

i laughed so hard when i heard it too XDXD

[@cope2732]

@ADOLF POTTER oof

[@Egge252]

I don't get it

[@nou1089]

Gamer moment

[@somethingsomething2073]

"GUYS I UPGRADED MY SON!" *Dying of laughter*

[@endomion]

GOW 1: AREEEEEEEES!!! GOW2: ZEUUUUS GOW3: ZEUUUUUUUUUUS!!! GOW 4: B O I

[@h3llboyyy407]

I hate to be that guy but... . . . GOW3: the big 3 plus other olympians!!!!!*

[@endomion]

@@metoo6247 Are you ok? All you do is spread negativity over jokes on the internet. Great job👌👌👏🤣

[@noahtheoldman6152]

@@endomion 👏👏👍👍👍

[@nigerundayo1996]

Me Too and u swallow

[@keerthivasanvenkateshwaran]

GOW 5 : BOOOOOIIII

[@khelpher6963]

Parents: I'm so disappointed on my child I can't do anything Kratos: upgrade my son

[@janinaramos1199]

try defeating a valkyrie with just using boy’s arrows

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

Sigrun would take 15 hours

[@nnightkingj]

NOT PRODUCTIVE PRODUCTIONS that’s not even the biggest problem surviving her would be

[@engamingchannel922]

Seems manageable

[@vishishtmishra9082]

@@notproductiveproductions3504 someone did it. It was 3 hours

[@brilliantthebunds6108]

that is not possible.

[@beelz4693]

“you know what happened to the last guy I caught crying”

[@Dibious]

I gave him a bagel and told him everything was gonna be alright

[@arjunnarayan7568]

@@Dibious I also went to the effort of giving him a nice chiropractic adjustment to calm him down

[@Dibious]

@@arjunnarayan7568 you're such a nice guy

[@thecelestial9677]

Arjun Narayan I decided to help him clear his throat because he was coughing. He went to sleep after that. Still gave him a face mask

[@vivianmahmood7375]

YUO EAT BABIES YOU HAVE TO TO SURVIVE

[@fireballfireball7446]

8:04 got me laughing

[@b.dsimjue6244]

I missed you. My fellow thicc boi.

[@botomode212]

Hes not thicc Hes T H I C C C

[@suckomodedrake9188]

Me2

[@SPFLDAngler]

Wtf are you talking about. He's been uploading more than ever lately

[@devilbuster20xx37]

@@botomode212 E X T R A T H I C C C C C

[@b.dsimjue6244]

@@botomode212 i apologise

[@duckyducktm9197]

"Loving and respecting him" *SHOWS FOOTAGE OF BOY BEING CHOKED TO DEATH-*

[@SPFLDAngler]

Yes thank you so much. We would have never understood the joke ourselves without people like you pointing out the obvious in KZbin videos.

[@erensehovic3169]

@@SPFLDAngler Thank you for pointing this out ı was just goint to do that.

[@duckyducktm9197]

@@SPFLDAngler ish a joke for fun y'all.. but no problem I like making people's day brighter :3

[@duckyducktm9197]

@@SPFLDAngler ok no but seriously; I don't like being mean to people in comments but you guys are kinda asking for it :/ I'm a teenager who's been stuck in quarantine. my mom got covid, I was scared she was going to *die.* She's better now, thankfully. Videos like this and making comments like these makes me feel better because I need a good laugh. I need positivity. *This comment isn't for you assholes.* It's for anyone who needs a laugh.

[@WillChizzleMyNizzle]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, thanks. Absolute genius.

[@zombies5100]

Boi: *single handedly defeats the troll by draining all it's health, in an epic battle* Kratos: You are not ready... boi: *ANGER*

[@plagueman049]

A N G E R - *E R*

[@anestisparastatidis3714]

666 likes :)

[@VGDocs]

"I looked forward to upgrading my son" That is one sentence I never expected to hear but now that I have I can die happy.

[@gregorlangemeier4116]

I think we will hear this sentence soon enough from Elon Musk.

[@r.i.p.plegaming2327]

Dante: Boy Kratos: BOY!! Captions: BOI

[@lethalp15]

Red dead redemption 2 with only a lasso.

[@DanteRavioli]

I would've done a full RDR2 challenge by now if the game didn't take 7 years to beat

[@alexboca7171]

@@DanteRavioli beat rdr2 without Arthur's hat falling off ( cutscenes don't count)

[@dimitrispantelaios9223]

@@DanteRavioli you know wanna a hard challenge BATMAN ARKHAM ASYLUM ON HARD MODE WITH ONLY BASICS NO DAMAGE

[@alexboca7171]

@@mohamedihabseifeldinzakari508 just dont get shot

[@mylenchintalacheruvu7558]

@Dante ravioli is that why you domt do fallout 4

[@ΚομνηνόςΔεμέστιχας-φ1τ]

"I tried beating god of war with only boy: Part 1 of 2" Boy: there is part 2??!!?!?

[@matdoosh]

There is now

[@Njma235]

I just couldn't stop laughing no matter how many times I repeat 9:30 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@princessaparedes5438]

FACTS😂

[@FloatingOrangeJuice]

SAME 😂😂😂😂😂

[@billcipher1756]

the whole section with the invisible arrow had me actually crying (9:16) i dont know why i found it so funny, but that was hilarious

[@vivianmahmood7375]

*Maybe try using an arrow next time DUMB SHI-*

[@supandeepbhinder1664]

I know I was actually about to cry

[@douglane3962]

Boi count (only Dante) : 48. Honestly, less than I thought it'd be.

[@DanteRavioli]

Only 48? I'm starting to lose my touch

[@og_potatoe7905]

Yup I counted it too

[@kiiiko__]

I counted 54

[@nf2086]

Dang you guys are actually interested dwellers

[@justagamer3892]

43

[@zetrioxpk9716]

6:30 "Got harry potter out of his room" lol

[@kaidenfelder]

"Chiropractic adjustment" ah yes the negotiator

[@notblabby]

General Ravioli!

[@ZaFrankie2099]

Your back bone will make a fine addition to my collection!

[@btara5394]

I got this video after i watched a chiropractic adjustment video lol

[@thomaslang7992]

"The you left me to fight alone, pull your weight or we go home" that part killed me

[@berkaybasaranlar9283]

bro I actually love this guy he’s the only one who makes me laugh nowadays

[@ViolentGenius]

“I tried beating God of War with only Boy” *puts down axe and picks up boy*

[@tighnarimain3406]

😀😂😀😀😀😀

[@Tyler-ti7mj]

@@tighnarimain3406 jejemon

[@tighnarimain3406]

@@Tyler-ti7mj lol

[@Aembered]

Underrated

[@atreus5366]

Levithian boiii

[@strivence7164]

“There was something really satisfying watching my son get the beating he deserved” lmao 😂💀

[@themaskkidandplushes7220]

Dante ravioli has won the award for the worst atreus father of all time

[@kevinbernardini1293]

Kill a Troll on his own Kratos: You are not ready...... Boi: Wtf??!!!!

[@humbertoa1963]

He hasnt kill a powerful god so he isnt ready

[@chidiamuta3014]

True but still

[@A7MDRetr0]

He didn't kill hin on his own kratos did almost all the work

[@thecelestial9677]

Ali Ziyad Ahmed in this video.......*he didn’t.*

[@yoshimitsui2]

I hope to hear more “BOY” in God Of War Ragnarok.

[@vivianmahmood7375]

I think you will

[@Raiderlusk]

You mean god of boy 5 ragnarock

[@atreus5366]

Hehe boiii

[@drbladerz5530]

@Can a swallow swallow? you mean Dad Of Boy: Ragnarok

[@sentientmustache8360]

@@drbladerz5530 You mean Boi boi Boi: Boi

[@Darthvader-theemperor]

9:03 when I got caught swearing

[@nat1234a]

The best of this, is definitely the narration But that invisible arrows glitch almost made it

[@naseantaylor3330]

Atreus: *takes down a giant foe* Kratos: *kills it* Atreus: I HAD HIM!!!!! Kratos: you are not ready...

[@jojogacha974]

Who’s Atreus your thinking about BOY

[@wyatt_clark]

10:35 i laughed more than i should've

[@lol-zi4if]

OH GOD

[@spacegamer267]

I feel like this is the challenge everyone thinks of nobody had the time for

[@Anz_3679]

6:12 can’t stop laughing 😂

[@kyrontofly6388]

6:10

[@kyrontofly6388]

6:12

[@Anz_3679]

@@kyrontofly6388 oh ya thanks

[@harrymanser1813]

9:50 is where Harry Potter learns how to magic.

[@iAronn]

8:10 - 8:30 holy shit I haven’t laughed that hard in so long. Crying laughter, laughter to the point of my stomach hurting omg. This was fucking comedy. I had no idea the characters could say that and it’s fucking hilarious

[@peaceaintpeaceful]

I can imagine how good of a father dante would be. I wish my father was like this

[@yoloyt7093]

Atreus: "Should I fire???" Kratos: "Wait for my-" *Arrow fired* Dante: "WHAT THE **** DID I SAY TO YOU?!?!?!"

[@christianhill3707]

So funny

[@christianhill3707]

6:41

[@zirenceforeal]

"Testerone fueled rage" *Makes so much sense*

[@aviyanrai3426]

black clover fan

[@anintrovert9453]

"I hit it didn't I?" Asmr noises* *Maybe try using ARROWS*

[@nathanlejano8881]

2:53 dont mind me just makin something

[@eliannadiggs1233]

5:11 I can’t it is to funny 💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭

[@SphealSocietyCEO-Phleggs]

I'm not gonna lie, the shenanigans that you create within the challenges make them soo much more entertaining and I genuinely love your videos

[@GDgabe]

Everybody talking everything except for this part lmao 9:19

[@ultrakiller8086]

This is the content I've been looking for

[@hunterhoskins3857]

It would of been funny at 6:03 when Dante says “we finally fixed that hole in my roof” if he played the video in reverse so it looked like the roof went from broken to fixed

[@oniwolfin9589]

missed opportunities

[@JodaroKujo]

6:17 I love when he just smacks him with the giant tree part and the YEET sound made it better 😂

[@R4nnek]

Honestly, you are the perfect example that with high quality, people will find you. With "only" a little over 50 videos, you got 311.000 subs already. Others have hundreds of videos and come not even close to that. Respect man, keep up that good stuff!!!

[@kobethiago]

this is probably one of your funniest videos yet, thanks

[@snowyt420]

Atreus: we are gonna fight that? Kratos: NO you are gonna fight that

[@theostrichoverlord4306]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of god of boi No I wouldn’t have thought so It is not a tale they would tell to a young boi

[@premiumuser507]

Imagine disliking a video 5 seconds after it is posted. Just goes to show your haters love you more than your fans! Boy they don’t miss a beat lol 😂

[@crossandres7]

0.5% of total 👍👎 are dislikes ;3 they doesnt matter

[@premiumuser507]

Me Too just shut the hell up

[@suqzz966]

@@metoo6247 You must be REALLY fun at parties.

[@Mvhmmxd]

In conclusion, the word ‘boy’ was used.

[@AlexOpal]

"I grabbed my boy gave him a slap " On the cheeks?

[@therebel7865]

Which cheeks 😏

[@AlexOpal]

@@therebel7865 butt

[@MrScarf-zm9ih]

@@AlexOpal ;)

[@bagsbugs3024]

@@AlexOpal no000oo

[@mihaithepuiu8836]

CHILD ABUSE

[@disappointmentland4636]

You don't get recognized enough for the amazing content you make because everytime i watch i always feel happier

[@jayasubramanishanmugam380]

6:20 Best part

[@erezzecharia01]

1:21 "It was time to hunt for some deer in the direction of deer" 😂😂😂😂

[@nolanc9432]

That’s a joke they say in the game Kratos: “We are hunting dear.” Boy: “Which way?” Kratos: “In the direction of deer.”

[@vivianmahmood7375]

@@nolanc9432 boy:...................... O k a y

[@elyasalfaryabi4373]

@@nolanc9432 what mean: in the direction of deer?

[@MrGAMEing4U]

I’m a simple man, I see a Dante Ravioli new vid notification, I click

[@puckastin6191]

Kratos: You eat babies. Troll: No you fool I eat bois. Boy: I eat trolls for dinner.

[@Cod597]

Boy: gets yeeted out of existence by the troll and kamikaze lunges at it like a psychopath Kratos: yOuRe nOt rEAdY

[@dreadknight3050]

4:41 So thats why he was so angry after the fight.

[@hoboonahelo5346]

Some how I found this video again and I gotta say watching Dante grow as a father is life changing. Wonder if he will do this in Ragnarok and see how well boy does.

[@riley3524]

I actually love it when Dante posts funniest thing I've seen 😂😂

[@MT-mm7by]

2:58 bwahahah, you're gonna fight that

[@domz9031]

Struck a nerve did I No u fool don’t you see you just activated my trap card -6:12

[@darkcrow3489]

9:43 dont lie to me u laughed at this part for sure

[@sO_RoNerY]

Lmao. Too fucking funny.

[@bmanvoo]

6:12 - 6:18 I replayed that part so many time and it made me laugh every single time.🤣🤣🤣

[@maadtee6281]

8:53 Boi learned well from his father

[@calebcalhoun9847]

Boy only huh. That means the stranger really is invincible

[@toms2145]

But in all seriousness, I’m noticing a bump in the quality regarding the editing. ✌️ Very nice, Dante. - one of the thicc boys

[@nikogamkrelidze5065]

"my boy was yeeted and my deer was meated"

[@josephw1271]

Drinking game. Shot every time he says “boy”

[@burhanahmed80]

B O I

[@murris5591]

no place for a BOI

[@lore2587]

40 shot is a lot

[@thecelestial9677]

Keep it 33 bc I have ocd

[@burningwolf_9679]

*B O I*

[@AlphagamerExperience]

I finally completed GOW just so I could watch this spoiler-free.

[@kangroroogaming8950]

As Mimir said: “Freedom come at a price, milady”

[@pyguy7]

His palms are sweaty, *BOI* 's weak, Bow is heavy. There's *BOI* crying out his eyes already. Mom is Dead-y. *BOI* 's nervous on the surface. " *BOI* you're not ready..." ..To drop deer, But *BOI* keeps on requesting. To Shoot bow, the whole shot goes through prey's throat *BOI* approaches slow but he can't make killing Blow *BOI* 's Chokin, how. Kratos dad tries coachin Now The moment's run out, Troll bursts on in Blaow!

[@viniciusrodrigues1689]

Operation: "I will let my son know that I'm going out to buy cigarette so he won't be prepared for more ass beating to when I come back."

[@_str8uprich]

Nobody: Nobody: Dante: My boy...😂🤣

[@cyberwar5949]

ngl watching atreus melee roll and fight is so satisfying and hillarious

[@functioning_adequately]

I just want to see the second part of RE2 with NEMESIS as every enemy. I miss Banana Gun & Spoon Knife & Pained Face Kendo.

[@bismaa7434]

omg same but like every video dante makes is baree sick yanooo

[@jjden21]

Great vids man! I love how you change the facial expressions with Kratos added with your sense of humor haha! Can’t help to laugh out loud! Keep it up fella! ✌️

[@hampusstromblad9931]

10:17 Large piece of bacon, haahhahhaa

[@annagrodzka5407]

I swear the person who edits these videos never gets tired

[@SirCKT]

“Got Harry Potter out of his bedroom” 😂😂😂

[@nzstump0152]

Got me too

[@sO_RoNerY]

8:22 lol.

[@julzkie6722]

*Boy obviously got tired after single handedly defeating a fucking troll* Kratos: You are not ready