I Tried Fixing EUROPE'S Borders as an American...

I Tried Fixing EUROPE'S Borders as an American...
So I tried to redraw Europe's borders as an American. As a person from America, I wanted to see how I could fix the borders of European nations and improve them. The borders of countries in Europe have a lot of problems, so let's fix that!
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[@GeoFacts]

No need to thank me, Europe, just doing my job

[@kristinkernsnider1479]

You are the freedom

[@ShawnTheSamurai0]

it looks better now :)

[@sethanimates9203]

Looks amazing now

[@odanobunagafan4964]

You are doing God's work.

[@ghostdjgaming]

@@odanobunagafan4964yes

[@dapoinustiu]

And now he expects us to believe he is American?! He knows geography, obviously he is bluffing

[@yellobloxer4627]

It's a joke calm down

[@dapoinustiu]

@yellobloxer4627 kid, listed, I hate to break it to you but I was ironic so be gone before I start to throw shit at you the balkan way

[@the-bman]

@@yellobloxer4627 exactly, this comment is a joke

[@AdvancedGamer-]

@@the-bmanpole land Blockarus Italy encircling 3 countries now

[@dinosaurinthecar2022]

Boy wome Americans might know geography but it's a joke

[@kaihang4685]

Putting Wales with New Zealand is oddly appropriate since the Welsh and Kiwis can bond over their shared love and intimacy with sheep

[@Ibu-]

😂😂

[@Glassfroggy]

SHEEP

[@soratonin]

it's now New New South Wales

[@ElCartelMexico]

@@soratoninno new new new zeawales

[@jakubchloe3394]

Real

[@Wild.Beaver]

Poland: (Turned into a bridge between east and west) **NOTHING changes**

[@DuzyPolskiBober]

fr

[@Wild.Beaver]

@@DuzyPolskiBober Bracie!

[@WarpdogAnimations]

That will cause WW3

[@AlexMapping]

Fixing Europe's Borders: ❎ Fixing Europe's Geography: ☑

[@pasza_dem]

Moldova is like: Don't move! He can't see us if we don't move!

[@zemjata]

Slovenia , Moldova & Estonia were left virgins and safe

[@xxdemondreamytxx8798]

@@zemjatawait, if they are virgins…. WHAT DID GEO FACTS DO TO THE OTHERS?!

[@Yanxve]

@@xxdemondreamytxx8798 SHHHHH WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!!!

[@-someone-from-estonia]

same with estonia

[@wersab5960]

It's sad to say but I am a virgin and moldavian/@@xxdemondreamytxx8798

[@CRog3567]

I love how Malta got no extra land from the draining of the Mediterranean and became the third country in Europe to be completely surround by Italy

[@FoxFlynn]

think that was the point

[@nickcallejaurry6597]

*bleeep* U I AM MALTESEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!‽

[@FoxFlynn]

@@nickcallejaurry6597 its not my fault its his just i think that was the point of Malta gaining no land also whats the climate like there?

[@nickcallejaurry6597]

@@FoxFlynn Its pretty much summer weather all year except for winter when it's a milder summer with rain

[@user-ry4gb9qc9l]

​@@nickcallejaurry6597🇲🇹=🇮🇹

[@bogdanbotis1524]

This actually looks like the real process by which US foreign policy is established

[@ClifffSVK]

As a European I'm surprised that you as an American can name at least one country

[@elliotw7851]

Armenia Azerbaijan Russia Kazakhstan Uzbekistan Sweden Norway USA Canada Mexico Cuba (etc)

[@YF23BlackWidowll]

As an American I can name almost every single country I took a quiz

[@elliotw7851]

@@YF23BlackWidowll Same here.

[@peachypeachgachaandroblox]

@@YF23BlackWidowllsame

[@cityplorer]

As a German dude with a passion for exploring other countries, I am happy that I can discover so many Germanys now 😍

[@Lp-army1]

Same

[@ainohaestrada4973]

Just only one replie? Lemme fix this

[@Lp-army1]

@@ainohaestrada4973 no shush

[@Distelmann]

Als er die Bundesländerkarte gezeigt hat, hat der fette dumme Amerikaner das Saarland vergessen

[@KevinKickChannel]

You currently have a lot of Germanies in Spanish and Greek holiday destinations like Mallorca and Kreta 😂

[@ME-HE-HEE]

Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Slovenia watching chaos slowly ensue around them: 👁️👄👁️

[@poshpolishpotato2976]

Lithuania did lose a sizable chunk to blockerus

[@shadiello6798]

And Moldova

[@DragonTheOneDZA]

​@@poshpolishpotato2976 yeah just their capitol not a big deal Also latvia lost 2 pixels

[@hangingontheWildside]

buddy, lithuania got DEMOLISHED by belarus. even latvia lost some land. estonia is really the only lucky country with absolutely no losses (except the suspicious chinese port in the northern neighbor)

[@DomisPL]

@@hangingontheWildside Slovenia and Liechtenstein too

[@squ33zy666]

6:04 As a Russian, I confirm that this is a worthy solution

[@volodymyr_budii]

I was laughing and suffering at the same time during the entire video

[@davidsommer325]

As a European I expected a lot. But THAT... You overshot my expectations in every possible way.

[@Emir-vn9ns]

Same brrrrrr 🥶 its cold heree im bosno-british

[@roelofklooster4349]

In the Netherlands it is fine. We gained territory.

[@crosonyconnecter]

@@Emir-vn9nsbtw thx for Ireland dudes

[@fusix92]

As an Irish person, never have I been more entertained and absolutely offended at the same time

[@jamesoneill5209]

What do you mean? As a Rhode irelander?

[@TheRandomStoryBoy]

O say can you see

[@DUTCH-MAFFIA]

No bro, be happy

[@spacer531]

As a swed. I agree

[@Tadhg013idk]

I'm irish 2❤❤❤

[@user-ph5qb6gq8b]

Seems fake to me... Every American knows Europe is a country and Paris is its capital.

[@Archiwista]

Scandinavia "not so perfect anymore" xD

[@w.n2425]

As a British person, I appreciate our son Fixing Europe, Making Britain Great again and making it more like You. Just like his Father.

[@TheBandit025Nova]

Too bad he didn’t get rid of the wh*re that is France

[@edotensei7917]

Thanks to him we can now continue our eternal rivalry. Froggies over Rosbeefs 🇫🇷💪

[@TheBandit025Nova]

@@edotensei7917 Now you can go wh*ring around USA’s stepfather Germany

[@ChariTheAlternate]

​@@edotensei7917And may the winner write the history 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@Ourplw]

@@isfrom5169bro no one is talking about fuvking fiji

[@freekouwerkerk4246]

We gained half of Belgium We gained borders with scotland and Germanies 142-176 So as a Dutch I see this as an absolute win!

[@notfbireal]

Also no more having Fr*nce as a neighbor

[@AlexandreMarhic]

and not being drowned into the sea

[@SiameseOnMC]

@@notfbireal They still border on an island

[@dunkiel4014]

Hallo Ik ook!

[@PatrickKuijpers]

​​@@notfbirealthe part of France that moved never bordered The Netherlands to begin with. The part that does border France is St Maarten/St Martin, in the Carribean. That has't changed.

[@singingcat02]

As a Franco-Swiss citizen, you are leaving me absolutely devastated (and homeless)

[@axanarahyanda628]

We got two Koreas and a relocation far away from the nuclear wasteland that Northern Europe has become. Plus the biggest polluters will never stop doing so, so we're in a good place to benefit from long term global warming. It's not that bad.

[@KRIMZONMEKANISM]

10:36 As a portuguese guy, I looked at the thumbnail and from it I thought that becoming part of Spain would be the worst possible fate my nation could suffer, and then this guy somehow invents a new nightmare-scenario for my people... *BY COLLECTIVELY SENDING US ALL TO BRAZIL* What the hell did the portuguese do to you that even the british, the french and the bosnians got off easier than us T_T *10/10 video, liked and subbed* c:

[@davidteves82]

We're safe dude, as a portuguese, I can say that Azores and Madeira are safe, just come to us.

[@KRIMZONMEKANISM]

@@davidteves82 Many thanks I will

[@-griffinstagg-9112]

Your country killed me, like actually killed me. (I live that one small portion of land in Brazil that got absorbed by Portugal)

[@KRIMZONMEKANISM]

@@-griffinstagg-9112 It was a mercy kill. Think about it bro, it might be sad, and you might be dead, but at least Brazil can't hurt you any longer. 😔

[@OstblockLatina]

As a Polish person I'd normally be very mad at you right now, but I'm laughing too hard to pose any threat. And also I'm kinda happy for Slovakia-Czechia to finally gain access to navigable body of water, even though it's on my country's expense xDDDDDD

[@SkyBlueDesign1]

@OstblockLatina As a Czech, I thank you for your kind words! 😊

[@Skrajne_centrum]

Yeah Polish guy here, my home doesnt move and is now close to sea, so yeah, good job

[@jezekbobik2863]

shut up

[@drill_don684]

but its no longer poleland because its horizontal not vertical so now its barland

[@BeyondtheStars41]

* *Metal Pole Sound Effect* *

[@mwzngd1679]

3/7 fixing UK 4/7 fixing the rest of Europe this says a lot about how much the Uk needs to be fixed

[@craigumniy8651]

I am a brit

[@mwzngd1679]

@@craigumniy8651 cool

[@leahharel9160]

@@craigumniy8651get out of this comment section

[@roarrie]

100/7?

[@mwzngd1679]

@@leahharel9160 bro what 💀

[@Renikee]

*Hungary being far away from Romanians, being great again, and having a big sea:* I see this as an absolute win!

[@arnand6636]

"Flanders should become part of the Netherlands" Ah sh*t, here we go again.

[@ruben4447]

As a romanian this was a pretty good outcome for Romania. No more getting invaded by Russia and Ottoman empire. And no more stereotypes for being in Eastern Europe.

[@iuliuslovin37]

@ruben4447 also big access to the ocean and trades around the world!

[@joanabug4479]

Not to mention this has already been going on for decades. Let's all pretend the romanian immigrants in the UK just stayed in place when England flew over to Antarctica. They really have been planning this with the romanian immigrants in Spain for so long

[@Pikaknight777]

welcome to galice ☠

[@neychev]

and finally reuniting with everybodies that emmigrate to Spain

[@orange.proximity]

So you can steal somewhere else?

[@TheSchuf]

As a hungarian, I’m Happy about it, we have beaches And reunited with austria.

[@Gabi-Alex]

As a Romanian, I'm happy too, we got more beaches now and no reasons to hate each other because we are no longer neighbors.

[@noob_boi4726]

@@Gabi-AlexI agree. Eu cred ca el a făcut o decizie foarte buna pentru ca este lângă Spania și Franța, ce crezi tu?

[@schakoska]

Yeah boi we got beaches!

[@gfpplayer]

As a austrian, I'm happy about it too!

[@davidbutean1829]

​@@noob_boi4726aia zic.In Satu Mare deja îs mai mulți magyari decât Români

[@Legend_Countryballs2022]

2023: Geo Facts 2024: Goofy Facts

[@ourcraft9172]

9:57 as a french I'm kinda pissed that you made Monaco part of france

[@mry77]

Actually we got both Koreas, we still have French Guyana, we have New Caledonia, Reunion and a ton of other islands so we are kinda good lol

[@axanarahyanda628]

​@@mry77Also far away from the Northern Europe nuclear wasteland, and in a cold place for further global warming developement.

[@nydydn]

This video is genius. The way he plays dumb but inconspicuously addresses the most salient part of each country's national identity history is pure comedy.

[@potatomahonman5008]

Give this man a Nobel Peace Prize

[@Birddidit]

That’s given out in the nordics 😂

[@BostonElton]

@@Birddidit lmao

[@Tristie_fristie]

o hell no he ruint europe

[@EneaVlad]

As a Romanian I never felt more included and more European than ever. And who could have thought that it's going to be an American helping us to achieve our dreams. Thank you! Please open as many CIA prisons you need! *wink

[@macedon379]

Turning Poland into a veritable corridor made me laugh uncontrollably XD

[@WarpdogAnimations]

It will start WW3

[@AntonioSimoes-ni5lr]

As a portuguese, I am happy that at least you didn't turned Portugal into Spain and called it the day edit: creativity is always welcome

[@MusiCloudxx]

„RUKRAINE” GOT ME WHEEZING LMAO

[@djpiggles]

as a Manx person (someone born in the isle of man) I am greatly appreciated y what you have done restoring us to the glory we never had in the first place but still non the less great.

[@jens_le_benz]

Türkiye: Cyprus is mine! Greece: No is mine! UN: 5:02

[@dragonrings14]

It should be noted that Cyprus is its own country. They are genetically and politically aligned with Greece but they have their own sovereignty. You hear that Turkey? Get out of Cyprus already!

[@dragonrings14]

@@Horizon-sama No country supports this illegal occupation of Cyprus by the Turks. Only a Turk would even consider Northern Cyprus to be a legit place. Cypriots don't want the Turks there and would like their land back.

[@jens_le_benz]

@@Horizon-sama I still can't get over the pettiness to have a massive flag of Northern Cyprus built on the side of the hill just to piss off the southern cypriots.

[@Textago]

@@jens_le_benz a little trolling

[@UrLocalChaosInsurgencyMember]

As a Turk I don't think removing borders would make *peace* 💀

[@CJGanon]

Honey? Why has it just gone -46 degrees in Manchester?

[@Flying_Ninja]

idk but probably the same reason it’s -62 in marseille

[@CJGanon]

@@Flying_Ninjawe’re talking in Celsius right? (I’m British which is why I made the joke)

[@Flying_Ninja]

@@CJGanon idk if it really matters tbh they’re both cold

[@Tbone35353]

BL is actually short for blockland, which explains why it should be square shaped

[@TamarMebonia]

As a Georgian, I gladly welcome our new neighbours in Caucasus! That was the best change🤩 P.S. The fact that you turned Czechia and Slovakia into Slovakia-Czechia instead of Czechoslovakia is hilarious 😂

[@solelak]

as an english person, this is an unexpected win. but as an irish person, this is an absolute loss.

[@SDAWG-69]

Northern irish im guessing 😢

[@solelak]

@SDAWG-69 nope my mother is irish but my dad is english so i am an english resident with irish heritage

[@SDAWG-69]

@@solelak ohh alr

[@FQT_Keller-Ash]

Im american of irish heritage (not the kind that are only irish on saint patricks day if you know what I mean) and when he made ireland the 51st, I had a debate in my mind whether this is better or worse than being ruled by the uk i still dont know lol.

[@dunkiel4014]

@@SDAWG-69nothern Ireland ain’t really Ireland, buddy. He would’ve said that otherwise.

[@lighthead_might_kil8291]

you made EUROPE'S Borders from ok to absolute nightmare fuel

[@theproudnoob4490]

10:45 LOL

[@kelvin4593]

4:40 love the way that you said 'europeans love that stuff right?' that would teach them a great lesson to not argue with those borders and to be happy with the amount of land they have,if mediterranean sea is dried out,whole Europe will become a dessert too.

[@MacElMasMancoDeTodos]

Thank you from Spain for taking England and France as far as possible and giving us like 283737km more of border with Morocco! 😊

[@B3nty_]

And getting rid of us😒

[@MacElMasMancoDeTodos]

@@B3nty_ hey bro you're with your family now, say hi to ours.

[@B3nty_]

Spain is our "brothers"

[@MacElMasMancoDeTodos]

@@B3nty_ 🗿👌♥️its been too long together to fight each other

[@211plzunsub]

Why I don’t want to be in anticta

[@ChicagoMappingAnimation]

As An American, I can confirm That This Is the best american map ever Now please do Fixing America As A European

[@RandomdaLego]

Ho- I’m just not gonna question

[@RichD1]

Proceeds to delete it entirely*

[@wanali4504]

“Sure thing” *rebirths as a european*

[@Okaz_]

After that: Fixing Europe as a European

[@oi-cj1pz]

As a map, I can confirm that this is good

[@keno502]

i need someone to make this exact map in eu4 with the same geopolitical issues OR I MEAN "fixes" and whatnot. thank you!

[@TaggedUSER]

Where do u get the maps?

[@Stabbingparrot]

As a slovenian, apart from us loosing the coastline, I see this as an absolute win

[@zenf46]

yeah but no Trst :(

[@Stabbingparrot]

@@zenf46 aaahhh, a fellow northwest yugoslavian

[@zenf46]

No yugoslavia thank you@@Stabbingparrot

[@Stabbingparrot]

@@zenf46 sorry. Ex- northwestern yugoslavian. (aka. Slovenian)

[@jovan-noble-guy749]

So it means I ' m southern yugoslavian. 🇲🇰

[@_Gam3r]

"fixing europes borders" **proceeds to rip apart an entire island**

[@dedster3164]

How to fix North America? Call it North England

[@alan07yt]

where th can i find this map i wanna repair europe myself

[@daniii_BH]

As a portuguese, that joke made me laugh... good job...

[@marcop.525]

That joke is so old as Portuguese gold got so rusty then they can take it all. But all it's better than Spain fusion 😅

[@MSMDOFrocks]

Estonia, Luxembourg, Slovenia, and Moldova watching in horror as their neighbors are tormented by literal god himself:

[@franciscoapr5007]

As a Spanish I feel glad to see Spain getting rid of both England and France but sad for our Portuguese neighbours

[@monkey6114]

Hello ex Bulgaria(south of us) from Romania

[@youtubeuser9090]

4:11 was so funny to me and idk why😂

[@EloLeChan]

Bro managed to make everyone equally mad at the same time

[@mr.potato341]

The dutch only got more land and even have the opportunity to drain the ocean where france once was. We see this as an absolute win.

[@gengar-1997]

As a Polish person, I was actually amused that you made my country into a literal pole. We're still seperated from the Belarusians, but it might change in Sunday, October 15 (date in Central European Summer Time). We might become a confederation (like the Swiss).

[@khunphraeokha]

ไม่มีทาง!

[@gengar-1997]

@@khunphraeokha sorry, had to google translate your comment. but anyway, on the "as a polish person" thing, i am actually serious unlike most others. feel free to google translate it if you don't understand

[@katarzynalpzm0arajko-nenow32]

Great. We'll become a great hummer in the middle of the continent. How lovely 😮 Epic!!! 😍

[@gengar-1997]

@@katarzynalpzm0arajko-nenow32 yes epic

[@brunosorrentino7929]

What is the name of the app you used? And above all, where did you find the editable world map?

[@Neyo-vo6rt]

what you did with germany killed me xD as being myself a german i can promise its already like that hahahaha

[@dominichartzen683]

Ah, yes "fixing" europe🇸🇪

[@Thors_togfilm]

WTF that's the Swedish flag. Here's the European flag🇪🇺

[@SkopLP]

This is so much more entertaining that I had thought before watching it - thanks!

[@alessandromorelli5866]

hahahahahahaha straight lines, this is awesome, subscribed

[@narratorfate]

*all dreams have their meaning* my dreams:

[@bulgarianthanos8646]

Bulgaria's new location does correspond to the location of Old Great Bulgaria, which was a khanate in the Crimea area before the Bulgars moved to modern day bulgaria and mixed with the slavs, so I approve.

[@lorins_stuff]

As a Romanian, it annoys me to see that you forgot to move Moldova next to Romania. Brothers gotta stick together.

[@lmnk]

Yeah he should've make the second Kalliningrad out of it, or at least merge it with Ukraine

[@assalariadoquantico6164]

He should had rotated Moldavia 90 degrees counterclockwise and attached it to Banat. It would had become a wonderful peninsula.

[@LucaJugheli]

is this an app or what is this i wanna try it

[@redlander55]

Insanely funny!

[@santgenisfashion1]

You surely had fun doing this. I couldn't stop laughing! I didn't like the disappearance of the Mediterranean Sea, though

[@8wyj]

Slowing turning Germany back was genius.

[@milowannebo-sorensen1776]

Bro really put where i live 5 meters from a russian enclave. THANK YOU, THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED. YOU ARE GREAT.

[@Losowy]

As a pole you'll get used to it

[@pawelkleban7289]

8:48 and Hungary finally gets an access to the sea!

[@E-KMtheUZBmember]

it can be access to the sea if the body of water goes through a strait into the ocean but if it doesnt, but it borders a body of water, that body of water will be called a lake and countries will still be landlocked

[@-Lazy]

9:25 Good old Germany like back then, where everyone had a King

[@Polak_Wolf]

Jako Polak dziękuję ci za unieszkodliwienie Niemiec zamienie Białorusi w kwadrat i zmianę polski w ziemię polarną. Dziękuję!! 💪❤️

[@JulianDziemianczyk-un6ck]

Rel

[@RGBlizzard]

Rura

[@micxerofficial]

Te zmiany mi się podobają, ale nie na długo, bo bym poleciał do wody lub byłbym w Białorusi...

[@TRLOWZIN]

how u get that map?

[@EannaWithAFada]

As someone from Galway in the west of Rhode Ireland I am so happy to finally unite with our family, not the Northern Irish, but the Boston Irish

[@kingollie28]

The Netherlands was never touched LOL

[@golonkowiczpl]

9:35 As a Pole I approve.

[@jabloko992]

5:42 I just imagined god coming down from heaven and screaming at Zelensky and Putin "'IF YOU CAN'T PLAY NICELY WITH IT, I'LL TAKE IT AWAY!"

[@DDT27543]

Fr 👌🥶

[@oofy69]

mom: we’re going to France! me: 😳 mom: oh, looks like the Eiffel Tower froze me: 🫢

[@ZachariaszChrist]

Loved it, absolutely loved it. Everything is perfect. As an American who loves history and geography, I see no problems with these borders. Peace in our lifetime has been achieved.

[@the8bitgameravila669]

11:58 I thought you were going to bring back Czechoslovakia and Austria Hungary

[@stepgames7698]

What he did is even better

[@TheGamingCrow]

After watching your entire video, I'm really glad you're not in charge of anything (except of your own channel, that is).

[@user-rs6ox4xx5z]

"It's feelin' a lil' colder out here, innit mate?" "OI, WHO MOVED THE BLOODY ISLAND?!"

[@kingdom_of_impor]

7:30 as a romanian FUCKING THANK YOU!

[@zeronzentroxus6344]

Are you sure you are Romanian?… 🤔

[@kingdom_of_impor]

​@@zeronzentroxus6344no

[@MarioStuff1]

​@@zeronzentroxus6344he litteraly said it.

[@zeronzentroxus6344]

@@MarioStuff1 I was just saying, that I don’t know the kingdom of impor, but I know that’s not Romania (J.K.)

[@EnhancedEditzzz]

Bro made the first day of the year, the worst day of the year. Great start💀

[@aGodofBiscuits]

what map tool are u using

[@user-ww7lq8tw4e]

Which Website is this

[@CallumSpillane]

3:50 WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE!? 🇮🇪☘️

[@Watermelon507]

Poor Ireland

[@theswatguyxd8978]

Europe in alternate universe💀

[@JackPlayer-hb4eq]

How do you get on those maps

[@10C45E]

bruh, you got rid of Devon too while moving Cornwall XD

[@eckartdeseke8418]

I can't belive that Wales as third Island of Newseeland would look so perfectly normal XD

[@jimboisepic009]

this man doesn't need freedom, freedom needs him

[@user-ng7wi7jg8y]

Can you tell me how to find this map?

[@Maionnaise-]

NOO WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO YOU?? Independance war: gurl.. Well umm what did we recently do to you?

[@etta4253]

As a german I see this as an absolute win

[@sinnvollerkommentar263]

but then we need our old territories back.

[@pavelgrulich2989]

@@sinnvollerkommentar263*Czechoslovakia has left the game*

[@Armestria]

As a german, i must say that i love the way you handeled france ❤

[@Mr.Monza15]

Where i can found this map?

[@igorgorczynski6339]

Man doesnt change borders. He changed entire continent💀