Nobody gonna talk about how he ACTUALLY ADDED 5 PlAtEs of salt 🤦🏽♀️😂
@musicallytea57214 жыл бұрын
and then proceeded to act like it was normal lol
@kiranicole43294 жыл бұрын
We all know he cant cook
@AngelWingsYT4 жыл бұрын
How much tall wanna bet these kids confused salt n sugar
@marciagentery44704 жыл бұрын
No frlls😂
@marciagentery44704 жыл бұрын
Add me on Snapchat 👉🏼 jessicaOfreak 👈🏼😁
@hAnNaH-dn4xd4 жыл бұрын
Did that kid say “18 minutes of flour” 😭😭😂
@Marshaltv14 жыл бұрын
Was it 7 plates of salt ???
@GTEyez4 жыл бұрын
Well obviously that kid knows something we dont
@drhklm71484 жыл бұрын
What you suppose to pour for 18 minutes straight
@samanthadalke18604 жыл бұрын
hAnNaH God loves you
@ryzntheprotogen4 жыл бұрын
x red gaming yes
@PMFinance11224 жыл бұрын
I have been laughing for a half hour over the fact that his Siri said “hm” 😭😭😭
@h0neybun6904 жыл бұрын
He do be trying his hardest to not hurt these kids feelings if they are watching this😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😭😂
@meighan8454 жыл бұрын
I thought that was so sweet lol XD
@pa4o93ir494 жыл бұрын
MissLittleWolfie lame
@h0neybun6904 жыл бұрын
imnot surewhat whats lame? How is what I said lame?
@Anonymous5944 жыл бұрын
MissLittleWolfie lame
@h0neybun6904 жыл бұрын
Austin Timmons how is that lame?
@angelmarie56094 жыл бұрын
“18 minutes of flour” *Me:* just keep pouring flour into the bowl for 18 minutes.
@vedsrivastav33534 жыл бұрын
Every day. Every day we stray further from Gordon.
@victoriashevlin85874 жыл бұрын
@@vedsrivastav3353 I misread this initially,and thought you wrote Gordon, as in Ramsay, not God 😆
@JessicaBeBrave4 жыл бұрын
🤦🏾♀️🤣🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣
@vedsrivastav33534 жыл бұрын
@@victoriashevlin8587 shoulda written Gordon
@vedsrivastav33534 жыл бұрын
@@victoriashevlin8587 there ya go
@olivialatreasee4 жыл бұрын
that baby said 10 handfuls of seasonings 😂😂.
@eliseiyerobinson94344 жыл бұрын
That’s how u know he black
@annabella71884 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 eyeball measurements
@todayweplay81574 жыл бұрын
Y’all ever ask yourself where tf he throw all that shit off camera to 😂
@lovedramasforlife4 жыл бұрын
Sink. There's very likely a sink in the direction he throws the egg shells to.
@hannahgreenfield79424 жыл бұрын
I do every time he throws something 😂😂😂😂
@amarie1224 жыл бұрын
Frfr like where does it go?. He threw an entire cake with a straight face😭😂
@jharden_104 жыл бұрын
IKR, where tf does that sh*t go
@destinygabriel244 жыл бұрын
literally every time
@stephutech4 жыл бұрын
"hey siri............... hey siri......" "hm?" "wha- were ya sleepin'?!"
@aquosuakesewahh4 жыл бұрын
Steph Utech 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lenawashington37584 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe she said hmmm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stephutech4 жыл бұрын
@@lenawashington3758 yeah i didnt expect that lmao
@samanthadalke18604 жыл бұрын
Steph Utech Jesus loves you
@tatiannaslife3074 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment to see if anyone was as surprised at her answer as I was 🤣🤣🤣
@Jigalube4 жыл бұрын
Can we all just appreciate that Alonzo nearly killed himself making this for us?
@kittyboomboom10404 жыл бұрын
Who else was genuinely concerned for his kitchen 😂
@GeminiEnergy254 жыл бұрын
😂 me
@foxxione794 жыл бұрын
I'm concerned for his stomach 🤣
@darkneonskys63884 жыл бұрын
Yep
@grimknight64094 жыл бұрын
Me, mostly cause he stuck a metal tray in the microwave
@tsukino_dreamz4 жыл бұрын
@@grimknight6409 BRO ME TOO!!!😹😹I WAS FREAKING OUTTTT‼
@rhondah.14784 жыл бұрын
I have never laughed so hard at a video. I hollered when Alonzo went to taste the chocolate pie and his breath made the flour blow off the spoon. These kids are trying to kill their families with these recipes.
@samanthaburchett77314 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@GTEyez4 жыл бұрын
I never cried and gasped for air do much in my life laughing 🤣
@LUCKYFETT4 жыл бұрын
@@GTEyez I have a fractured rib and I've been laughing so hard I think it broke and it's so painful to laugh...lolololololol
@rebeccaharlow47944 жыл бұрын
I love how you made a positive statement about every child’s recipe. You’re a good one ☺️
@emilymiller29834 жыл бұрын
Note to self: don’t watch Alonzo’s videos when you’re supposed to be asleep and your parents are sleeping down the hall😂
@alaishafermin32694 жыл бұрын
Note to self: don't watch it either if you headphones don't work and your parents room is right next to yours. Me right now
@HollowMoon54 жыл бұрын
Lmao that's what I'm doing right now.
@SashaR6854 жыл бұрын
Emily Miller yeah my mom knows I’m awake now 🤣
@zackrodriguez75194 жыл бұрын
My parents room right next to mine and I be laughing my ass off
@hayden8794 жыл бұрын
R u a mind reader
@rachelskourtis28044 жыл бұрын
We out here dying of the coronavirus and he’s in his kitchen cooking up salmonella poisoning
@Lou-wh3uf4 жыл бұрын
Rachel Skourtis 🤣
@JessicaBeBrave4 жыл бұрын
🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
@CourtneyJones3234 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@christinan5334 жыл бұрын
I am so done 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@deasyastarr4 жыл бұрын
Just cooking it up! 😂😂😂😂
@emilymungham-gray25124 жыл бұрын
literally no one: Alonzo: *Putting a METAL tray in the microwave* 😳
@pixsinzx4 жыл бұрын
Emily Mungham-Gray RIGHT
@chrisrussell53884 жыл бұрын
Right lol
@samanthadalke18604 жыл бұрын
Emily Mungham-Gray Jesus loves you
@Lindseyisloony4 жыл бұрын
@Samantha Dalke Maybe you don't know this but randomly saying "Jesus loves you" to strangers with no context comes off as condescending and rude unless you're also saying it to every other commenter.
Jayden: cook carrots for 100 minutes. Alonzo: *Cooks carrots for 100 minutes.* Jayden: no one is going to eat them. No one likes carrots.
@theroadtocosplayandcomicco58404 жыл бұрын
I LIKE CARROTS
@imablank62364 жыл бұрын
@@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840 I love carrots
@DGolden2474 жыл бұрын
Ultimate troll level 🤣
@rianalovesulol4 жыл бұрын
THIS SENT ME
@Lindseyisloony4 жыл бұрын
It's especially strange because carrots are one of the few vegetables that most children actually will eat... Not necessarily cooked but you know what I mean.
@fiyyahcreations83984 жыл бұрын
The fact that he just threw a perfectly good cake somewhere in his house........ Does it bug anybody else that he has not washed or peeled the vegetables
@xxcaramelichuxx41613 жыл бұрын
no-
@TeAsEnToRmEnT3 жыл бұрын
Nope.. veggie peel is perfectly fine to eat and has lots of nutritional value
@zamayafrasier11443 жыл бұрын
@@TeAsEnToRmEnT yeah when it's washed
@clairakaufman07253 жыл бұрын
Right? I was like, that’s a perfectly good cake I could’ve eaten. 😂😂😂
@Mannyhdz00522 жыл бұрын
No cause its his stuff he can do whatever he wants so i don’t see how it would bug
@BelongsTo1D4 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the children to find this one day and realize how great chefs they were back then 🤣🤣
@wolfmomma21184 жыл бұрын
XD "mmm that was so good! Thank you!" Me: alonzo you're lyin!
@Jnwboss4 жыл бұрын
I feel SO sorry for Alonzo.....he gotta be nice and try not to kill himself with this stuff lol.
@cameroncisneros42684 жыл бұрын
We are so sorry we put you though this. P.s. i had to part of this but i still feel the need to apologize
@noby_huangkonghsiong4 жыл бұрын
They are not on my top list unless they realized their "disaster on a plate".
@ShagWagon Жыл бұрын
Probably think, "The fuck did I create?"
@brianaboykin79674 жыл бұрын
“I don’t even know if salmonella poisoning is worse than the coronavirus” when you really have to pick a struggle 🤣
@loganbrittini4 жыл бұрын
Briana Boykin B bc
@emileemuse13864 жыл бұрын
We know how to treat salmonella
@theroadtocosplayandcomicco58404 жыл бұрын
@@emileemuse1386 but not corona
@emileemuse13864 жыл бұрын
The Road to Cosplay and Comic Con well no cure yet
@jayzgato70904 жыл бұрын
fuck you
@kenelia984 жыл бұрын
I never knew siri said "hmm?" 🤣 I was shook
@AngelWingsYT4 жыл бұрын
That tone though xD siri want none of his shit
@britneysmith25933 жыл бұрын
Mind does
@MonnishJRSwaim4 жыл бұрын
Coronavirus: Setting the world into apocalypse Alonzo: Plays with raw poultry and giggles 🤭
@VisionNaturelle4 жыл бұрын
That counter looks like it still has the seasoning on it. I am worried for Alonzo. I'll be back to check tomorrow
@wolfmomma21184 жыл бұрын
He's livin his best life! XD
@AngelWingsYT4 жыл бұрын
Coronavirus:milk is scarce Alonzo:1 gallon of milk
@musicallytea57214 жыл бұрын
"My mom always told me never turn it to high....or maybe it was don't get high" lmao
@Lindseyisloony4 жыл бұрын
Either way she was wrong
@kayla68724 жыл бұрын
@@Lindseyisloony LMFAO
@otgdslime71903 жыл бұрын
My mom told me not to get high so I’m stoned out of my mind at four in the morning eating goldfish and drinking a monster
@charameyer95963 жыл бұрын
@@Lindseyisloony lol this litterly made my whole day great lol! Thx!
@remminyburg284 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsey is screaming.. "ITS RAW"
@graceharsley84714 жыл бұрын
He’s like a sim putting his stuff anywhere
@kristinw26004 жыл бұрын
Based on some of my Sims, his cooking skills are accurate, too.
@zeeunicorn68754 жыл бұрын
Literally ALL my sims 🙈🙈
@AngelWingsYT4 жыл бұрын
He cooks like a sim too
@champeonnnn4 жыл бұрын
“5 pieces of butter” *procedes to put in 5 sticks* 😭😭😭
@itzjolietbabyy4 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO FOR REAL I WAS LIKE THIS DUDE 😂😂💀💀💀
@Lindseyisloony4 жыл бұрын
He picked 13 individual peas out of his frozen vegetables packet and it's the butter part that gets you??
@jkxd96184 жыл бұрын
Not Wednesday 😂
@Yzvf4 жыл бұрын
😂 😂
@miguelh44164 жыл бұрын
I was gonna comment that too
@chadclarke38344 жыл бұрын
I love how he spared the kids feelings by eating all the items 😂💀
@pa4o93ir494 жыл бұрын
Kyng Taurus 👎👎👎
@Rose-gb3jo4 жыл бұрын
@@pa4o93ir49 wtf?
@JasmineBella20294 жыл бұрын
😎🙂
@Kole-ms4wm3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t eat the chicken
@foreverkara6164 жыл бұрын
Alonzo: “ I think we lost a pea” 💀🤣 Also Alonzo: “I’ll save the rest for my friends” 😂🤣
@MsChampagneSanity4 жыл бұрын
“HEY, SIRI!” “... hmm?” “You sleepin?” 😂
@NubianQueen_xo4 жыл бұрын
Nell Martin I cracked up laughing 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@Lynai08124 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@baileylandrum9794 жыл бұрын
I died lmao
@treadnokash75984 жыл бұрын
Had enough of your shiii...oh my god is that a cake on the wall?
@allison8903 жыл бұрын
He would be such a good dad. He would eat anything his kids made hum and tell them it was fantastic 🥰
@lmakaylaa4 жыл бұрын
So we not gonna say something about how he just thru a whole cake on his floor 😭
@Sarah-hj4jj4 жыл бұрын
I did! The AUDACITY!
@Itsjejeduhh4 жыл бұрын
It could've been a sink right there. I ain't hear nothing drop
@jessicac20204 жыл бұрын
Can you really be surprised though?😂 he throws literally everything.
@honeypot67194 жыл бұрын
I never get cake AND HE JUST THREW IT
@mommydeonna4 жыл бұрын
i could not 💀. i almost screamed and it’s 12 in the morning
@jaimieisthebomb4 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s so supportive of the kids like as ridiculous as these are he doesn’t have a single bad to say. I have a daughter so to be able to do that is HARD !
@cathyl58884 жыл бұрын
Jaimini Thaker right?! His mom would legit be proud tho cuz he’s makin the kid’s day’s and not many would go to that length for a kid to make them happy like Lonz did! 💗
@jaimieisthebomb4 жыл бұрын
Cathy Lemke absolutely she would. And it’s hard to not say something cuz I’m a mom and it’s hard as a mom to just be constantly positive. 😂
@cathyl58884 жыл бұрын
Jaimini Thaker true! I’m too honest sometimes but would put on a brave face for the kids so I wouldn’t hurt their feelings! :) Lonz did a great job! :) he’d be a really good dad if he had kids! 💗 He’s already a good dad to Kash! :)
@jaimieisthebomb4 жыл бұрын
Cathy Lemke definitely im sure he will be ❤️
@TheRegart4 жыл бұрын
Alonzo trying to pay tribute to his mother with a good meal and these kids out here trying to set him up! 😂
@AngelWingsYT4 жыл бұрын
His momma be in heaven like "now ik i didn't raise my kid to be this stupid"
@SincerelyBiancaTiamera4 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@katiedunson54003 жыл бұрын
Naah his Momma is sayin..."Just look at my baby making these kids feel good." 🤗
@adriannadennis34624 жыл бұрын
Allison's recipe: " Five plates of salt" Alonzo: ** say no more.! Puts five plates of salt** 😂😂😂😂
@tiffatopaz60194 жыл бұрын
those cookies are gonna be salty as Fck man!
@vampiremars4 жыл бұрын
I think the kid meant sugar
@adriannadennis34624 жыл бұрын
days weeks that's what I thought as well
@adriannadennis34624 жыл бұрын
TiffaTopaz 😂😂😂😂
@TheeBabyDollJenny4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at “18 minutes of flour” and stirring the dark ass carrots with your favorite big spoon. lol
@caliwestbrook60544 жыл бұрын
No one Alonzo: “ I can not believe I’m doing this right now, oh shoot they can hear me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@maricelesilva21233 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@ambermeridy75504 жыл бұрын
'Lil homie said what he said, "ONE salt." That means grab them tweezers, lol.
@AngelWingsYT4 жыл бұрын
What if he meant 1 can thing of salt
@ambermeridy75504 жыл бұрын
@@AngelWingsYT You have made a valid point 🤯 It didn't even cross my mind
@briannasmith14974 жыл бұрын
Or he could have meant an entire PALLET of cans of salt
@AngelWingsYT4 жыл бұрын
@@briannasmith1497 i really wanna know what these kids MEANT to write Minus carrot girl...thinl she knew exaactly what she was sayin
@briannasmith14974 жыл бұрын
@AngelWingsYT lol the salt one... you ever wonder how much salt that kid's momma use? She must use the whole can over her family's five plates
@TheSamanthaEdit4 жыл бұрын
😂 anybody else say "Alonzo, YOU BETTER NOT EAT THAT RAW CHICKEN!!" Like he could hear you?
@Bayloy4 жыл бұрын
I also yelled out nnooo! Dont put that pan in the microwave! Hahahaha
@The4thSandersonSister4 жыл бұрын
I have been screaming this whole video. How has this brave man not gotten sick?!
@pupstxrxl97144 жыл бұрын
I DID I CANT BELIEVE HE PUT THAT CRAP IN HIS MOUTH I HOPE HE DIDNT GET SALMONELLA GOOD THING SAMONELLA IS BETTER THAN CORONA ALSO EWWWWWW THERE WAS STILL BLOOD 🩸 IN THE TURKEY
@LUCKYFETT4 жыл бұрын
@@pupstxrxl9714 that blood though can be used as flavor
@pupstxrxl97144 жыл бұрын
LUCKYFETT EWWWWWWW FLAVOR?!!! THATS JUST NASTY! I DONT WANT TO BE RUDE OR ANYTHING BUT THATS JUST GROSS
@jzsl.024 жыл бұрын
The fact that the teacher actually put the names of the children with their recipes - aww it's one of the loveliest things I've ever heard about 🥺💕
@madinahyamini86834 жыл бұрын
I know I’m not the only one stressed and intrigued about that metal pan going in the microwave
@MetalMann-de3xi4 жыл бұрын
Hey Alonzo, Glad to see you come back strong. When we lose people we love, our hearts bleed for eternity. You can only patch it up so much, but we will never be able to fix it. I'm sure your mom is still watching you make your videos and shaking her head saying "this boy". It's nice to see you smiling again Alonzo, KZbin was less funny while you were away, you're a warmness everyone here looks forward to. Don't ever stop being you.
@beachvibesonly26364 жыл бұрын
I literally just went from laughing to sobbing when he cut to the clip of his mama and the message to her 💔💔 I’m so sorry, Alonzo, for your loss 😭
@jacksonslaughgivesmelife21164 жыл бұрын
Recipe: *calls for 5 pieces of butter* Alonzo: *puts 5 sticks of butter*
@key-leetravis4 жыл бұрын
Jackson's laugh gives me life omg I thought I was the only one that notices 😂😂 oh and I like got7 too 😊
@jacksonslaughgivesmelife21164 жыл бұрын
Keylee Travis Hello, fellow 🐣.
@Taylormarcottevids4 жыл бұрын
*pea falls* *grabs another pea* “ 13 peas....” *falls* Y’all I don’t know why that is soo funny to me 😂
@tatyannariley32454 жыл бұрын
Taylorvlogs 22 it killed me. I pulled it up twice!!
@kellyrisser11994 жыл бұрын
Taylorvlogs 22 because Alonzo is just funny in general
@AngelWingsYT4 жыл бұрын
How is this boi alive XD his cooking skills be a 1 at best
@ehehehe25844 жыл бұрын
"Or maybe she told me don't get high"😂 wait did he just throw the cake!! i never laughed at someone cooking so hard before😂😂
@totalrandomness25984 жыл бұрын
Alonzo I know it is difficult that you lost your mom and believe me I know. I lost my mom on January 27 of this year and I know the holidays and birthday are going to be tough, but we got to take things one day at a time. Even though they are not here in person they are with us spiritually. God bless.
@michellewright21614 жыл бұрын
I’m the same I lost my mum 6 months ago 💔 sorry for your loss xx
@user-go6vf2uk4u4 жыл бұрын
I never knew so many people could be going through the same thing at the same time. I lost my dad january 7th.
@michellewright21614 жыл бұрын
Ƞɵ Øӿƴʛεϗ۵ 💔 I’m so sorry it really is the hardest isn’t it, hope your managing ok x
@bee63344 жыл бұрын
Bentley: 1 Salt Alonzo: Okay, one pinch... Bentley: *No. 1 salt.*
@honeypot67194 жыл бұрын
Bentley: said what I said and I mean what I mean. Don't change it..
@terrionawalker4 жыл бұрын
a hahahahaha 😁🤣
@AkumaAkki4 жыл бұрын
Just one grain 😡
@bethanymiddleton57583 жыл бұрын
@@AkumaAkki or one full salt shaker
@wesleyrobledoOnyt Жыл бұрын
MAKE UP YOUR MIND BENTLEY
@hitwxndxr10724 жыл бұрын
I know his stomach got the messed up after eating that turkey
@Tokenn-blacc4 жыл бұрын
The sound, when you were dumping Layla’s mashed potatoes
@kimoraj27594 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shanaburch26254 жыл бұрын
Your not seasoning the whole turkey. I also happy birthday and I’m sending prayers to your family
@rsluvr4 жыл бұрын
did u not see him use his hands to spread it around the “whole turkey?”
@queenroyalty93694 жыл бұрын
Yes Alonzo put the potato in the “microwave” for 5 mins😂😂😂
@brokenowl19994 жыл бұрын
Any one else screaming: -"YOU'RE GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN" -"DON'T EAT THAT" -"OH DEAR GOD" -"KZbin ISN'T WORTH RISKING YOUR LIFE" -"PLEASE STOP' -"STOP" -"NO THAT'S HOT" -"I can't watch the rest" Or is it just me
@venessamoon37414 жыл бұрын
😂 I was doing all of that!! I was cringing the whole time! Lol!
@myaamor36374 жыл бұрын
Destiney Sarver nope you not alone sis
@trapgurlz25874 жыл бұрын
Destiney Sarver just you
@elanastocker4 жыл бұрын
All that and "Please tell me you disinfected that counter and washed your hands!" After he followed the turkey recipe.
@brokenowl19994 жыл бұрын
@@elanastocker yessssssss
@maddi27484 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsey has left the chat.
@elizabeth3764 жыл бұрын
Omg lmao
@mericay44764 жыл бұрын
I literally got an ad with Gordon Ramsey cooking right after reading your comment... lmao
@noby_huangkonghsiong4 жыл бұрын
He is going crazy for these kids.
@itzjolietbabyy4 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOO 😭😭😭😭
@samanthadalke18604 жыл бұрын
0wq0 _ Jesus loves you
@hitwxndxr10724 жыл бұрын
People In Boston Market: Why is my food taking so long The cook in the back cooking the thanksgiving dinner:
@kaithelaughinghusky9824 жыл бұрын
Me: Watching the video wholeheartedly My brain: *What if Gordon Ramsay watched this?.... 😂😂*
@demijones75374 жыл бұрын
He would have a brain aneurysm 😂😂😂😂
@jayda_dapotato89474 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@sugas_canoe_flippers4 жыл бұрын
He.... oh he would roast Alonzo unlike that chicken in the Thumbnail
@Shimmerzinefaithlifestyle4 жыл бұрын
Gordon: What in @#!$ is going $%#@! on! Whatv@@/=! Disgrace. 😂😂
@sweetsugarz14 жыл бұрын
I would like to know how he cleans all that shit up when he throws it everywhere🤣🤣🤣
@xxanabananaxx4 жыл бұрын
I believe he has a trash can on the side, which he probably misses 😂
@freedomclairmont93294 жыл бұрын
Dam me to
@Malak_QTR4 жыл бұрын
He just walk around the house and randomly find shit . I bet there are some bits of cereal hanging around his house to this day 😂😂
@FlexiFlo074 жыл бұрын
Samai La Bella yessss me too, at the end of the video we need to see everything he throws in the corner. Lol
@jessicaloyd54824 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he just threw the egg shells in the floor...then put his hands on his hips!🤢😂😂
@candidelight4 жыл бұрын
I'm here shouting at my screen saying "DON'T EAT IT!!!"
@taylorreynolds16294 жыл бұрын
I am so proud of you for making this video after everything that has happened ❤️ I know you probably need to hear that now.
@HIDKLEESVIDS4 жыл бұрын
He's like if gordan Ramsey was nice and pretended that the food was good
@jameslampley16894 жыл бұрын
HidkleesVids YT Even Ramsey is nice to kids.
@Animefreak2424 жыл бұрын
So, the best.
@jameslampley16894 жыл бұрын
Yes, of course
@wyverncour4 жыл бұрын
nobody gonna talk about how he cut the carrots? 😅
@katiedunson54003 жыл бұрын
"No one will eat them anyway!" 😂
@dezaraethomas89614 жыл бұрын
“Cook them on the stove for one hundred minutes....” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@freedomclairmont93294 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to talk about the fact that he actually ate it 😂
@Shariiibabyyy4 жыл бұрын
Freedom Clairmont RIGHT!?!?!
@urlocalbaddie72164 жыл бұрын
He don’t like waisting
@oioi42264 жыл бұрын
THE ENDING! Momma Lerone will always be clapping for you Alonzo 💕😭
@kaypaige10214 жыл бұрын
The faces many parents make when their child says “look what I made for you, try it!” Lol 😂
@NettaTessa4 жыл бұрын
“But now that we have 30 seconds left, do y’all have time to talk about Jesus?” 😭😭😂😂 I am crying laughing this whole video! Please don’t go to the hospital for that VERY ALIVE, still clucking chicken. 🤦🏾♀️😂
@amisajoi94344 жыл бұрын
Children are cute, they like being helpful, I know they put their hearts into writing these recipes. However, I have not stopped laughing since I began watching these culinary delights🤣.
@Waldosia604 жыл бұрын
when you realized it's raw after cooking for 1 minutes: *"I-"*
@jaylashaw49544 жыл бұрын
Alonzo reading: “18 mins of flour”....... Me: “huh what does that even mean? What are you even supposed to do?”💀💀😭😂
@lifewithbatsy81134 жыл бұрын
I didn't even see him put the flour in there 💀💀Skipped completely
@wolfmomma21184 жыл бұрын
And we wonder why his food never comes out the way it's supposed to
@shannabananas7804 жыл бұрын
The asmr is on point 😂😂😂🙏
@shannabananas7804 жыл бұрын
🙈 Tyler's chicken is most likely frozen chkn nuggets or something similar. Lol
@ladyang3l4054 жыл бұрын
Minutes are like small particles. Search it up in dictionary (It has to be the Oxford one).
@oh_umbri4 жыл бұрын
This man is gonna have salmonella all over his house from tossing eggshells
@hannahodom22234 жыл бұрын
I love how “2 inches of water” to Alonzo is 2 inches in the air, not 2 inches high from the bottom of the bowl 😂😭
@jellypotato99874 жыл бұрын
True
@deaeady654 жыл бұрын
Alonzo: hey Siri Siri: hmm Alonzo: Were you sleeping!? 😂😂😂
@atinypinkmuffin20403 жыл бұрын
I laughed until I sobbed. This is the funniest thing I've seen in YEARS. My goodness, friend, you are a gem of comedy and I really really really hope you didn't get salmonella as a result of providing us all with such a sorely needed half hour of serotonin. Thank you so much, subbed.
@IslandMarigold4 жыл бұрын
Actually, I'm really impressed with the mashed potatoes. She had the right ingredients, just the wrong portions and the wrong cook time.
@r-chan77594 жыл бұрын
Ikr I thought the same and he could probably fix it if he took out the potatos and boiled them separately and took some of the milk out and then mashed it all together.
@EricaAsjaee4 жыл бұрын
Instructions too 😭😭 Layla had the right idea
@bethanymiddleton57583 жыл бұрын
And without actually mashing it either
@diddlydamndez4 жыл бұрын
The way that you casually held, took a big chunk out of, and threw the cake put me on an emotional rollercoaster
@leeannmccaulley67764 жыл бұрын
I would've ate it
@freedomclairmont93294 жыл бұрын
Me toooooo
@mickie31584 жыл бұрын
It reminded me of the scene off of Matilda
@diddlydamndez4 жыл бұрын
@@mickie3158 yoooo same lmaooo
@janaehensley67134 жыл бұрын
I am absolutely in love with this video ❤️ I know those babies were so excited to see you making their recipes the way they wrote it, and shoving the dangers side!! Thank you so much honey!! Love you
@thebirdsworkforthebourgeoi81674 жыл бұрын
"Man, children love spoons" is my favorite thing and i dont know why
@jessicafaulkenberry22144 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for you having to clean that up on your birthday 😂
@xandriadesimone27284 жыл бұрын
The fact that you did them literally is HYSTERICAL 😂😂
@shadeakelly6694 жыл бұрын
When Siri answered him "hmm" I almost died 😂😂
@AngelWingsYT4 жыл бұрын
Siri dont even wanna be involved
@makardeku4 жыл бұрын
she just wanted to ignore the entire debacle that was going down in the kitchen 💀
@reginasecrets54934 жыл бұрын
O I was came to comments looking for this lol
@ericaerica39374 жыл бұрын
Awwww he said “ I feel like I’m cooking for my husband”
@mariaauroraramirez20934 жыл бұрын
She said pieces of butter, not sticks! Lol
@windydays71274 жыл бұрын
xddd
@rockbeauty34394 жыл бұрын
Ikr 😂😂😂
@samieWI4 жыл бұрын
Fr!!!!
@cheyennecampbell58224 жыл бұрын
I came to the comments just to see if anyone else was thinking the same thing I was😂😂😂
@CharlesEzakichi4 жыл бұрын
Well there was no defined size of each piece.
@DavieDrum984 жыл бұрын
Why’s is nobody talking about the units of Measurement Jaylen used for that damn Mac n Cheese 😂😂😂
@wolfmomma21184 жыл бұрын
XD cause it's too miraculous to talk about
@technoeggnog4 жыл бұрын
Nah nah, 18 minutes of flour is better.
@dirtydishes24743 жыл бұрын
The things we do for kids! So heartwarming and as a teacher it’s great to see kids realize how much description in needed in a recipe for others to copy it!
@pdiaza1234 жыл бұрын
Didn't yall just love how he went down to spit the choc pie and watching all the burnin smoke from the cookies comin up the back? lmao 11:20
@seebasfish19424 жыл бұрын
When she says she only dates people who cook
@andreesond4 жыл бұрын
She meant it 😂
@trinitybungert82564 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious! I love your expressions and such kind words with the recipes 😂. I needed this pick me up today and the tears from laughing. Keep doing videos as you are fantastic!
@FloridaGeorgiaGirl4 жыл бұрын
Did Siri just say “Hmm” like she’s talking to a friend 😂 she a lil to realistic these days lol
@TheSweetForever4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jacksonslaughgivesmelife21164 жыл бұрын
Alonzo: But now that we have 30 seconds left...do y’all have time to talk about Jesus? Me: you will probably see Jesus if you ate all of that
@JessicaBeBrave4 жыл бұрын
This Part!!⬆️⬆️⬆️
@OhitsONnow4 жыл бұрын
Thought he was saying that to start a prayer for himself before he ate the turkey
@merybianey.134 жыл бұрын
Love your name and picture. IGOT7 HERE ❤️
@jacksonslaughgivesmelife21164 жыл бұрын
Mery Bianey Thank you 💚
@Eceeaa4 жыл бұрын
The fact that he just throwing stuff across the room 😂
@gracemccartney17954 жыл бұрын
I LOST IT WHEN HE THREW THAT CHEESECAKE 😂😂😂 Edit: also 18 minutes of flour
@SavageryReptiles4 жыл бұрын
Bro did his Siri really say “hmm?”😂
@jazzy79244 жыл бұрын
Ace The Rex yes......yes it did
@bh1334 жыл бұрын
Right. I had to rewind that like, wtf. 😂
@jenellmckinney40524 жыл бұрын
Ace The Rex mines dose that too 😹😹
@AngelWingsYT4 жыл бұрын
Even siri dont wanna be involved in this shit
@luvv.jkayla4 жыл бұрын
Ace The Rex mine say it alll the time
@rmasteph51014 жыл бұрын
Aw hun. I lost my mom in 2017 and i remember all the firsts without her. But you are strong and hopefully got through it okay. Stay strong love, its gonna be okay. Also, god love you for doing this video, if these kids ever see this I'm sure they'll love it.
@neishmagerena21964 жыл бұрын
When you said "hey Siri", my Homepod decided to listen and even set the timer
@susanmichelle80404 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@itskristenandkayla41874 жыл бұрын
Same
@lissetemaya87884 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@danimay664 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry about the loss of your mom I can’t imagine how you feel.... I’ll keep you and your family in my prayers
@annaowensby27164 жыл бұрын
We love you! Your mom is very proud of you & is with you every step of the way. ❤️
@AunTea4 жыл бұрын
"I Just remembered I have to eat this" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AngelWingsYT4 жыл бұрын
Me:no no alonzo this wasnt meant to be made 🤦♀️ the post was meant to lol at kids
@Sarah-cg5vf4 жыл бұрын
This has to be the best thing I've seen in a long time, I laughed so hard my ribs hurt. Happy birthday Alonzo💜💜. My thoughts are with you and your family. 💜💜
@SirCharles8244 жыл бұрын
Me too!! 😂😂😂 im still tearing up from crying reading everyone's comments!
@Zombiinaa2 жыл бұрын
I love you bro. Sending love and hugs. Losing a parent isn’t easy but they’re watching over us. My dad and I shared a birthday June 10th and it’s not easy celebrating without them♥️
@earthtominiryu4 жыл бұрын
*2 inches of water* *18 minutes of flour* top-notch measuring skills 😌👌 edit: also, happy birthday!!!
@marcusbrown99274 жыл бұрын
I'm dead at Siri... she said "hmmm" "were you sleeping?"😂😂😂😂😂