I Tried Speedrunning Bars. It was cursed.

[@DougDoug]

ludwig usually hires an amateur dougdoug for these sorts of things but this time he went for a pro

[@sootyhamster9512]

blud fell off 💀

[@jackkane9679]

Nah uh

[@Fibblethip]

@@sootyhamster9512 post a money spread nimrod

[@biggyblunts5788]

@@Fibblethip Lets go band for band, Nincompoop.

[@SimplyDaveYognaught]

oh hi

[@Apollo.111]

Ludwig singing “when I’m f’d up I’m the real meee” at bar 3 was insane foreshadowing

[@Freshlypeeledmangos]

Bar #7*

[@ha1fhere]

@@Freshlypeeledmangoshe also did it in bar 3 at around 4:21

[@lucemferre]

@@ha1fhere Also in bar 12

[@golem778]

yeah that and "do you think we'll be friends forever" were kinda running jokes he did a bunch during the whole stream, he probably asked the "do you think we'll be friends forever" thing like 10 times

[@bingonight1504]

Running jokes like that are a thing I see guys do, and it's usually funny when they do it, but I feel like I'd try to get something like that going and get embarrassed after the first time. Is it cause I'm a girl or am I just a coward

[@Ididathing]

Baby sitting ludwig reminded of hanging out with my nephews

[@Zkiva1]

Fr

[@microwavegaming3000]

yeah i could see why

[@BuBeere]

Didnt expect you to do something with doug, ludwig and connor. I loved it !

[@Jamezez]

at 5:19 were you going to say you are also from the east coast XD

[@strixtm7169]

You know your mates gone when there eyes start squinting

[@cameronharvey4746]

you could tell ludwig turning on the drunk for entertainment purposes at first quickly became him actually being shitfaced. He had no intention to control himself and it was fun to watch.

[@STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRS]

True. Though I couldn’t really tell when he genuinely started being drunk

[@bailijay]

This is 20 minutes of DougDoug DESPERATELY trying to get in a single sentence LOL

[@ria_x_rose]

He lowkey just wanted to drink more at the end because of the stress of babysitting lud 😂

[@Cavothain]

the way dougdoug was normal the entire time was so funny

[@bobbobert9379]

He's a fratbro. This is his element

[@realshadowlord]

I KNOW and he ended up being the most 'drunk' according to bac

[@bobbobert9379]

@@realshadowlord pretty sure those things are inaccurate. They're not tested at high BAC and they weren't using them right. You have to wait 15-20 minutes after drinking to get an accurate reading because residual alcohol can affect the result. They were taking it immediately afterwards.

[@bobbobert9379]

@@mattbenz99 well that's the police ones and theyre only so accurate, so youre right but the keychain/pocket ones they used in the video are even more inaccurate. The companies that make them only test them with people who are at ~0.05 BAC. They don't even get tested to detect higher levels accurately.

[@4purs]

@@bobbobert9379 doesn’t matter they were drinking for hours lol even if it didn’t take the last bar or two into account it would’ve still caught most of the alcohol. If you watched the stream he definitely drank the most and was also the most sober lol.

[@Bjrn-nv3ie]

“How many shots are in these” “We make all of our margaritas with love”

[@scizorsky9152]

Sooo how much love? 😂

[@matthewrajagukguk5406]

@@scizorsky9152only face mother can loves love

[@scizorsky9152]

@matthewrajagukguk5406 sorry, can't change my face. 😞 pretty uncalled for though.

[@bobbobert9379]

@@Bjrn-nv3ie translation: we don't measure

[@sparki9085]

Horrifying to hear in this context

[@austinj.8981]

20:05 Ludwig blowing into a tin of altoids and going “what’s it say” was so funny to me for some reason

[@Billoboy777]

One of my favorite drunk people bits is when they do something stupid like this to pretend they’re fucked up, when they’re actually just that fucked up 😂

[@8koi245]

​@@Billoboy777 that's what i do lmao

[@ashlayydee04]

I cackled idk or care if it was fake it was so funny lmao

[@DarkBiCin]

Dougdoug out here with a 0.29. Man was on the edge of alcohol poisoning. Talk about a man of commitment

[@pheethee3018]

nah 2,9 is fine, 4 is when its scary

[@nigle_homeless1761]

breathalysers especially civilan ones are pretty inaccurate plus it could of had an accumulative effect if doug went last after they all breathed into it leaving traces behind

[@mars_mallow_]

@@nigle_homeless1761they each had their own didnt they?

[@doursen]

@@nigle_homeless1761 did you forget like the first minute of the vid? they had their own breathalysers

[@deanrichard1770]

@@nigle_homeless1761 they all had their own. That being said though his might’ve been more sensitive than the others

[@MinoMadness]

Doug patiently waiting for Ludwig to finish screaming before continuing his sentence was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

[@Spooky_Magooky]

Lud leaving bar 8 with the interaction of "Have a good night!" Staff: "See you later, drink water!" Lud: "I won't!" is gold.

[@miscsasi6320]

I love how DougDoug, one of the most chaotic Twitch streamers, was the most responsible and while also being the most drunk 😂

[@francinii]

he's the dad of the group evidently

[@duffman9908]

When you have experience paddle boarding you know how deep the water is.

[@bobbobert9379]

I don't think he was the most drunk. Those pocket breathalyzers are very sensitive to improper use. If you don't wait 15-20 minutes after drinking, it will give inaccurate high readings. There's no way he was near 0.3. 0.3 is alcohol poisoning.

[@dobbi6083]

Never seen something of him and first thought there's two Connors

[@TheRealLAC]

@@bobbobert9379 You've never gotten drunk with some seasoned veterans then. I ain't going to the hospital for anything under .45, and that's being generous.

[@danielled168]

Babysitting Ludwig stream is crazy

[@Lerenzo_Seth]

What a legend

[@SHAVK-FRVGHT]

Now I finally know what it's like being QT 😂😂

[@twintimeproductions8700]

Oh my god 0.29 and he acts the most normal DougDoug is a complete enigma

[@alexandermacer5226]

That's the thing He's always drunk

[@iluvatar4244]

thats so fking concerning aint it?

[@mturgeonferland]

Great self control or unhealthy drinking habits, hard to tell

[@Vic_lee-pc3bt]

@@mturgeonferland he drinks olive oil casually. Like a whole bottle

[@atherisGAY]

Kind of worrying... I assume he drinks regularly

[@scoutflyer3486]

Dougdoug being the babysitter of the group and being the drunkest is so funny

[@ashdog9235]

Truly an inspiration

[@kaizer087]

After Bar #3, Lud was gone. That marg took him somewhere else.

[@hannibalhydra2658]

yeah straight to margaritaville

[@ArenDsiire]

Too much love

[@stupidbush8656]

Lmao

[@callumross6290]

this is even crazier when you realize he only had a sip of beer at #1 and half a beer at #2

[@anjali-ish]

@@hannibalhydra2658 whats funny about this comment is that theres a hotel name margaritaville in the bahamas where i lived

[@BigRigCreates]

Connor: Lawful Good DougDoug: Lawful Evil Alex: Chaotic Good Lud: Chaotic Evil

[@AlienInvader]

Doug Doug is chaotic neutral. Pure chaos for its own sake.

[@brogleg]

@@AlienInvader fr

[@OkRake]

@@AlienInvader fr

[@BigRigCreates]

@@AlienInvader I don't disagree with that. Just wouldn't be as clean for the comment.

[@Blaze15086]

@@Labrador78did you not see the stuntmans tequila shot

[@mrtoast244]

I love how DougDoug is actually not that different than usual. He was so annunciated explaining what a Stuntman Tequila shot is.

[@bpbradley9]

He was also dangerously close to alcohol poisoning levels of intoxication which is crazy. 0.31 is coma level and he was at 0.29.

[@Pengun3]

@@humanbeingdood To be fair he was very drunk despite acting normal, I think it gave him some extra confidence and bravado, until he realized he was close to hospitalization.

[@spicybaguette7706]

@@Pengun3 These things are also probably wildly inaccurate. And people who drink a lot can go beyond that level I believe. Still, definitely not good for your health

[@elissal.8855]

Momento Mori

[@BigFisk]

@@bpbradley9 those numbers are not accurate. I know because I blew a .43 on a bike and just had a mild hangover when I woke up in the jail cell.

[@MrSnuggleLP]

17:20 The way Connor sneakly gets rid of a shot by spilling it on the side walk is killing me lmao

[@jam4343]

mans being a good friend and poured out lud's shot

[@patrickheyen]

@@jam4343 and then he just drinks the rest of the bottle LOL

[@coldones]

mad invite

[@zebued]

Round 2, balls 0

[@hurricanedude5090]

Rip checkmark comment

[@BlackGX018]

kinda ballsy to comment on this video

[@stoneguinea]

ROUND 2, BALLS 0

[@guaroniC]

They would've have to check of 20 if you were with'em

[@MK7689-y8i]

Drunk Ludwig is something I never thought would be so funny to watch

[@FilthyDankTV]

drunkwig

[@JustALilTired]

@@FilthyDankTV perfect

[@MonoCrome72]

real

[@frds_skce]

Go watch the cold ones with Ludwig, it's much worse and entertaining

[@nathaniellawrence3395]

@@frds_skcethe cold ones? What’s that

[@wasthataj]

lud annoucing the drunkness ranking at the end and saying DougDoug was number 1 was the biggest plot twist of the century, we all thought it was number 1 who was giving the trophies.

[@gabrieldinix]

I mean, I kind of expected that from watching dougdoug previously on the speedrunning event. He was the one that drank the most and somehow the most rational (and mang0 too, but mang0 seems perpetually drunk)

[@FafliXx]

There is this story that Doug used to think that a "shot" of a vodka meant filling it up to the line of the cup (those red plastic ones). And he kept taking "shots" with people.

[@NullExotic]

Mango doesnt count he had drunk decmber for years where he got drunk every day of december ​@gabrieldinix

[@gabrieldinix]

@@NullExotic as I said: perpetually drunk.

[@shade-mz4fx]

I stopped keeping count after 4 bars but it seemed like he ingested a lot of alcohol more quickly than the rest of the group, but alsoo he wasnt even the 2nd most drunk of the group lmaooo. He said Alex was, so that means he had the third highest BAC out of the 4 of them but was acting like that haha

[@MantaRaybandz]

I think Doug sending that Old Fashioned saved Ludwig that night LMFAO

[@a.w_.]

straight up heroic

[@karthiktadepalli7560]

Talk about changing the course of all of their lives!

[@JosiahD-kq7kf]

A Frenchman, a Australian, a Welshman, and a DougDoug walk into a bar.

[@thepestilence7939]

Dougdoug was concerningly good at holding his liquor

[@thegaminghero2201]

17:20 The way Doug just goes back to his explanation like nothing happened is so rediculously funny to me

[@Szaboo92]

funny af :D

[@Alwayshumanworld]

Too be fair he kind of made his whole career off doing that exact thing

[@lellel8419]

The shirt switch to confuse Lud was big brain 😂

[@cassdun619]

The fact he went straight to stripping in response too 😂😂

[@mrtoast244]

An Australia, A Welsh man, a French man and a Software Engineer walk into 10 bars

[@numberrofl3533]

Engineer sounds too productive. He is more of a software terrorist

[@beelzl4148]

a whole australia? damn

[@UnofficialKoala]

My favorite ethnitcity, software engineer

[@mayhemilyy]

i love polite's editing style... call me a zoomer but wii music over text will always get me

[@VixeyTeh]

@mayhemilyy I love how the music got progressively drunk and distorted, too. That was a nice touch. 🤣

[@DMMegsie]

I love how this started off as a drinking challenge, then turned into the other 3 babysitting Ludwig’s drunk ass.

[@blairbird8022]

"When I'm fucked up, I'm the real me." ~ Ludwig, 2024.

[@ospeight]

"I think that George Bush was a bad president"

[@datpotatoes4005]

"Arf arf"

[@jochemloeve7604]

do you think well be friends forever

[@floaty1017]

I'm gunna say it ................ I think what Dr disrespect did was bad

[@koaglide]

except he was quoting the weekend

[@marc.in.progress]

8:42 “I will kill myself in front of everyone and change the course of our lives.” 😂😂

[@JackLikesCarrots]

bro was blacked so early lmaooo

[@reothered]

Do you think they can fix the typo or is it too late? Talking about "out"

[@jpjavip]

doug having a .29 was the craziest turn of this video 💀

[@florisred]

yeah wtf i thought he was kinda sober, thats like near death levels of intoxication lol

[@gyd1714]

​@@florisredna for people that Drink Often Its Not that much

[@onion4042]

​@@gyd1714 wow you're so cool /s

[@warriorcatfanhawksky]

The breathalyzers were wildly inaccurate tbf

[@gyd1714]

@@onion4042 did i say that i Drink that much?🤡 Im Just saying that If U Drink alot and Often u get a tolerance and yes Its alot but Not deadly for Most. The highest recent recorded in USA was for example .458

[@alexandergoodman5014]

“How many have we been to?” “4. We’re almost a third of the way through”

[@PortRhouse]

“A stuntman tequila shot….” “AAAGAGAGAGAGAAAAGAAHHHHH” “Is similar to a normal tequila shot.” I lost it at Doug’s delivery of that hahaha didn’t miss a beat.

[@pattykcake]

Damn they really cut almost every “do you guys think we’ll be friends forever?” bit man that was funny

[@cormenion]

Fr. They included the one where people started saying no but left out the agonizing 70 other times he asked it😂😂

[@vgsquirrel]

“This bar played the most copywritten music of all time” then literally the next bar is playing Taylor Swift lmao

[@bigchilling420]

Nah the music was louder than their voices. They also played a whole ass game of pong there cuz I think they were trying to pace themselves?

[@vgsquirrel]

@@bigchilling420 Haha I’m sure it was. There’s a legitimate reason it had to be cut. I just thought the immediate cut to “Shake It Off” playing was funny

[@Yuunohu]

The really funny part is, if you watch the vod, it's literally the same song two bars in a row

[@mn_steelyboi648]

13:20 Doug getting up to get a straw and tanking it just so Ludwig can’t is so funny

[@Mystic-Midnight]

Honestly man Old Fashioneds go hard and Lwig couldn't have drank it or he would've probably vomited on stream.

[@Taz_Olson]

I did this with professional drinkers, an Australian, a Welshman, and a DougDoug so accurate to make him his own category

[@evansblackparade]

Imagine walking by a patio bar and seeing four grown men squeezing lime into their eyes.

[@IceDragon812]

Ah, yes, professionals an Australian, a welsh man and a doug doug

[@JetsFittedUp]

He forget about a Sun devil!

[@snowflakeburner]

Turely an all star line up

[@SanoKei]

Davey Wreden's brother being able to handle alcohol weirdly tracks

[@renegadecrew3740]

Accurate as Ludwig is far from professional lmao

[@kayagorzan]

Dougdoug chugchug

[@Jaykerz]

Doug being the friend that has to babysit his drunk friends is so on brand

[@mirrarian]

While he's the most drunk too lmao

[@AuroraIceFlame]

“When I’m fucked up im the real me! I think George Bush was a bad president.” LMAO

[@thadman3003]

i had to scroll to far to find this. W comment and hopefully a clip

[@amorfatikhb]

i am frankly AMAZED that the king of chaos dougdoug was probably like the most chill/responsible one of this video lol

[@BearLeeMadeIt]

It’s so funny how much drunker than everyone Ludwig was so quickly

[@stealthcheck49]

7:22 the way Lud is staring into the camera clearly absolutely plastered as Alex is announcing "HE IS SOBER EVERYBODY" is KILLING ME

[@kdog3334]

Lud was pretty sober all stream he just acted drunk

[@stealthcheck49]

@@kdog3334 Nah apparently he WAS actually really drunk especially at the end just some of it was playing it up near the start according to Connor. You can't fake all of that... Trust me

[@Justanotherdudedoinstuff]

Drunk Lud was so damn funny. Random shoutouts, trying to cancel/takedown the stream, not even able to drink water. Loveable menace.

[@rruyi__]

drunk ludwig is so concerning and so funny i love it HAHAHA

[@SlappyMonke]

1.3k likes and no reply’s? Lemme fix that.

[@Markus-r6g]

so drunk he just stops paying attention to bark 20:49

[@SaladCatYT]

19:55 THE FUCKING ALTOIDS IM CRYING 💀💀💀

[@CharlieHassell]

That shit had me down on the ground laughing my ass off but Doug Doug having a .27 Was INSANE the biggest plot twist I thought that ludy was done for

[@SaladCatYT]

@@CharlieHassell IKR I THOUGHT LUD WAS THE MOST DRUNK LMAOOOO

[@JanneSala]

"To be deadass, I think being racist desu is kinda bad desu" sent my sides into orbit LMAO

[@yaboyjay7202]

editor should've included QT's comments. She was on fire in chat commenting on Lud being drunk

[@cptn8008]

Facts

[@Swinnex]

4:56 "You're from the East Coast" 💀💀💀

[@Thirzy]

"your the only one here"

[@Chipotle1318]

ludwig was so adorable around cdawg when he's drunk lol

[@raybows]

20:07 Doug quietly going "... he's blowing on an Altoids" is so funny

[@Sammich-uf3nq]

Conner, Doug and Alex are the 3 bros hanging out and Ludwig is the little brother that was forced to go that keeps on walking into random stores and saying the most outlandish stuff

[@Okieitsfine]

17:26 “A stuntman tequila shot,“ *AAEEEÚÆÆAÆĀAAA* “😃 Is similar to a normal tequila shot, except that-“ 😂😂😂😂

[@ekoreplayz9925]

Bros hitting that breathalyzer like its a vape 💀

[@yesterday00]

They were also hitting actual vapes the whole time lmao

[@coleG112]

DougDoug being the Dad Friend of the group, the DadDad if you will, is so wholesome

[@Bittyfish5759]

0:30 ah, the most professional drinker, Douglas Douglas.

[@elmnop]

alternate title: ludwig gets horrifically drunk and (nicely) embarrasses his friends

[@SUSHIYO1]

ludwig has basically speedran every single thing at this point

[@ahkey7706]

Not rly

[@formally727]

do you guys think we'll be friends forever? I love how he cut out almost all 35 of those LMAO

[@certifiedtreeman4277]

I can honestly say I’m shocked none of these bartenders saw how drunk Lud was and refused to serve him

[@mook_10]

It's LA to be fair

[@o308Rags]

Lud when he's drunk thinks he's so smooth. He just comes off as belligerent. That line was gold

[@havoc7384]

It was over for ludwig as soon as he tried being the hero with 3:21 "I'll tank 1" those margaritas were no joke

[@swagboss]

bro blew into the altoids 💀

[@BobbyTheScarecrow]

I mean... What does it say though

[@xocelixo]

“when i’m fucked up i’m the real me” was Luds mantra

[@noahsanford1643]

The chad with cold ones line in the beginning was a killer

[@MCproaedificater]

I love how this just feels like a dougdoug stream with 4 people irl xD The way he explained the stuntmanshot was just pure gold

[@edogketchem]

Instead of speed running diabetes this time Ludwig tries to speed run Alcoholism

[@zydecomoon2742]

Diabetes and heart disease < a dead liver and alcoholism

[@snared_]

same thing tho. those drinks were full of sugar

[@gabrieldinix]

Which we all know Ludwig's dad died tragically of alcoholism So, not a good idea

[@OliCusack]

Ludwig after spilling water on himself: wHy Is tHeRE WatEr All ovER me?

[@jak199527]

Lud has such a good talent of playing for camera. It's him being drunk as shit but they have a few cuts of them talking about something normal but as soon as a moment when drunk Ludwig funny haha he jumps on it and plays it just a tiny bit over the top. Dudes a performer.

[@TwilightWalker]

Well he was a theater head and did a bit of improv while in college. I'm never not entertained when watching Lud

[@matthewrajagukguk5406]

11:43 i can handle alcohol Bro after 35 drinks “Ithink George Bush was a bad president”

[@ericw.1620]

The fact that he was 13 in 2008 is the best part

[@IvyPlayz]

Drunk Ludwig is something I could never imagine being extremely funny😭

[@L_eafy]

I'd be intimidated if i saw a drunk ludwig walking down the street

[@navo159]

when he's drunk he's the real him though

[@zOrbs64]

17:24 absolutely killed me The way Doug just looks at Ludwig in pure pain and then just keeps going on his monologue

[@aldrensiscar3988]

A four hour stream compressed to a 21 minute video is illegal. This stream was goated.

[@ceirrarayne3649]

Whose channel was it streamed on I needa see the full vod😂

[@HelloyouTheSmiley]

​@@ceirrarayne3649 cdawg's

[@Taz_Olson]

@@ceirrarayne3649 CDawgVA's

[@Taz_Olson]

Ludwig tends to do that way too often, he'll have these really great even streams that have such entertaining arcs that happen like Beerio Kart or Dodgeball and absolutely ruin them with a cut down edit that doesn't let the audience really experience just how great it really was

[@xerxes333]

In this video, a totally sober Ludwig pretends to be drunk.

[@jwalnation9542]

Doug being at a .21 and looked the most sober truly shows the benefits of college binge drinking

[@bigman4788]

doug being the calmest and drunkest perosn in the group is unssetling. not beacouse he is drunk, but beacouse he is calm

[@MiDnYTe25]

Some people be like that when drinking. Everyone reacts diff to booze

[@ThemFish75]

I like how Doug Doug is completely normal the whole time

[@thegamerpig6196]

I know for a fact Ludwig forgot every moment of this day until he rewatched the video

[@SadBay-vq2ef]

You guys should’ve hired my dad he super good at this

[@sdrxke]

Doug being the voice of reason and most chill feels strange-

[@MillionaireMentality-q1h]

ludwig drunk is surprisingly very political

[@tfx9223]

they not like us

[@scroingus2279]

drunk words are sober thoughts

[@TheChcam]

No ​@@scroingus2279

[@tefkah]

maga mail baby

[@tylerminano3912]

0.29 is wild, respect to DougDoug

[@bobbobert9379]

I don't think those breathalyzers are even close to accurate. They aren't tested at bac higher than 0.05 and they are advertised as being inaccurate if you don't wait 15-20 min after drinking to take the test. Doug had just finished drinking hard liquor before that test.

[@WaffleOnTheRun]

@@bobbobert9379 Yeah if you have any residual alcohol left in your mouth it will make your BAC show much higher than it actually is. Really only works if you drink some water to clear out your mouth and then wait like 20 minutes.

[@janubando]

@@bobbobert9379 Was thinking the same. 0.29 is very close to alcohol poisoning and Doug didn't seem to be THAT drunk.

[@HelloyouTheSmiley]

The breathalyzer was being mad inaccurate all stream

[@SilviosLinda]

sorry for the dumbest question but i’m confused, is BAC % or ‰?

[@alloksoft]

I highly recommend watching the entire vod, one of the funniest streams I’ve ever watched.

[@varung-x8e]

0:28 an australian, a welshman, a frenchman, and a dougdoug walk into 12 bars

[@Daagen]

These guys together are unstoppable. Epic collab boys!

[@Vexlich]

5:40 “I don’t like love” Connor is truly a Brit to the core

[@woodcat9964]

I think doug doug being drunk just makes him smart

[@FaeTheGay]

Or just confident enough to sound smart like my dad when he was an alcoholic 🙃

[@iiimaskyiii7816]

@@FaeTheGaybro you need a therapist😭

[@certifiedmug3087]

​@@FaeTheGaythat's America bbbyyyyy

[@Y.O.L.O000]

Doug took that like a champ being the most drunk and yet seemingly the most sober tf

[@jacobburgo]

Bro with the .29 BAC is like 3 more beers away from the hospital, and dude just chilling at the end 😂

[@audrey3817]

18:53 is the same vibe as, "You think you just fell out of a coconut tree"

[@TheCookieMC_]

"I could literally drive a forklift with children" 😂

[@jeffyjeffFLC]

"I did this with professional drinkers. An Australian, a Welshman and a DougDoug." might be my favorite sentence I've heard all year lol

[@porkloin1826]

This is a fucking legendary blunt rotation

[@thereallovelyfriendz2314]

just the cut to ludwigs spat out shot made me laugh so hard 5:52

[@fedorapug8501]

Don’t try this in Europe, some Czech grandpa will have drank 22 beers by himself before you