alternative title: Java torturing himself for 24 hours
@Anakinskywalker-gf6pq5 ай бұрын
Like he always does.
@azarifire5105 ай бұрын
you could give this title to literally every video he posts
@Rajala1404_y5 ай бұрын
The torturing stands in his name
@vel57855 ай бұрын
When is he not tho?
@trohntobi61345 ай бұрын
Thats no torture, warframe players logging on is torture
@thedollarstoresatan5 ай бұрын
The fact Java went and collected Aranara for most likely hours is honestly hilarious, because he didn't need to do it. If you just go to the log book the quest gives you at the start it tells you what quests to do, the only reason you collect all Aranara is for some chests hidden behind 100% everything Aranara related
@ghost._.1275 ай бұрын
shh don't tell him I'm pretty sure it's gonna make his program catch fire 😭😭
@Ilit0155 ай бұрын
Same lol. It always cracks me up when people think that you have to get all Aranara for the quest XD
@EmergencyCringe5 ай бұрын
yeah getting all aranaras is like the last thing you should do after all the quests
@bangzub5 ай бұрын
Yep.. just open the book and complete that long quest and never look for any aranara.. 😅😅😅
@LycanMOON5 ай бұрын
@@bangzubsame,the only reason I find aranara is when I’m looking for chests-
@Names565 ай бұрын
Bros not allowed to complain, that’s craazy.
@KatzeBabes5 ай бұрын
Bro failed 💀💀
@yurimiracle77685 ай бұрын
mission: impossible
@powder2dragАй бұрын
? you re not allowed to talk that s not crazy. *stomping*
@SHAdow98V5 ай бұрын
"Dainsleif is here? that means it's a long quest" meanwhile the latest Dain quest is half an hour or so XD
@kasaneteto26925 ай бұрын
Yeah not even a fight cutscene
@misshimejoshi5 ай бұрын
Dain quests are so short it makes me sad 💔💔
@Wings_of_Genshin5 ай бұрын
@LeymiriI mean… Sumeru is over 10 hours long.
@funallday60335 ай бұрын
@Leymiri hate to tell u but most of the quests in genshin are a lot lot longer
@xiumilla5 ай бұрын
@XoxoxIsa how is it long lmao? some world quests' playtime is almost 2-3 hours, dain quests are ARCHON quests. full of lore. and it wasnt even an hour long
@illyam_45 ай бұрын
This game really has 65000 hours of content while being free, that will blow my mind till the end
@WildOtter975 ай бұрын
Nah it ain't free, cause you either pay with money, or your sanity and soul 🥲💀
@Light.Of.Kshahrewar2.05 ай бұрын
@@WildOtter97or you could… control yourself?
@marthe18luck2 ай бұрын
@@WildOtter97 with the amount of quests there is it’s pretty easy staying f2p, you just prioritize saving for characters you like/are beneficial and not every single character that appears on the banner.
@sunnymiller41012 ай бұрын
@@marthe18luckGenshin players try not to gamble their life savings away challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
@marthe18luck2 ай бұрын
@@sunnymiller4101 huh when did i say i spent my life savings on genshin😭 maybe you replied to the wrong comment..? Ive been staying f2p ever since inazuma. Im 16 so i dont have much to spend anyway lol, most of my money go to makeup, skincare, clothes and art supplies
@ahamadsemiyan77605 ай бұрын
His Aranara quest part was so funny. They just multiply 🤣
@kasaneteto26925 ай бұрын
They are like atoms they split
@Raigmund.A.Solvgrim5 ай бұрын
You probably wanted to say.. Spreading?
@give7635 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@silastopole5 ай бұрын
and he didnt even do all the aranara quests
@kasaneteto26925 ай бұрын
@@silastopole yes those were just the main Aranara quest theres some side quests
@adhyawhan5 ай бұрын
The Golden Slumber is like a part 1 of 3-parts world quest around Jeht's story.
@qianyue.c5 ай бұрын
oh my god 💀yeah i'm never doing it
@iAstra5 ай бұрын
@@qianyue.c You should. It's really good
@JoacoG115 ай бұрын
@@qianyue.cit's a really fun quest line tho
@bbxxccgg70165 ай бұрын
@@qianyue.c weak
@theabhinaverma5 ай бұрын
@@qianyue.cjhet is a good char, don't you want her to have a good ending :(
@maekommd5 ай бұрын
The way he didn't do my favourite quest just because it didn't pop up in the quest tab after Golden Slumber ended. Part 2 is literally the best T0T
@Kyubi135 ай бұрын
WAKE UP GRANDMA, JAVA POSTED
@muhammadhashaam64225 ай бұрын
WAIT HONEY I NEED MY PILLS
@UncertainWater5 ай бұрын
How did I know this was going to be the first comment I see
@fusionplays63535 ай бұрын
XD
@lightshadow14195 ай бұрын
Grandma had a stroke 😢
@Kyubi135 ай бұрын
@@lightshadow1419 oh
@JiJi.edits.x5 ай бұрын
Damn, bro is actually insane for this, I'm starting to get more worried about his mental health with challenges like these lmao (blink twice if you need help)
@themeltingpot32665 ай бұрын
It’s so funny seeing the clips of old character story quests because I’m just like “oh yeah I remember that!” And it was over a year since I’ve done it. The editing for the endless Aranara quest was so funny, I haven’t done it yet so it’s fun to see how it tortures other people.
@endermanowa5 ай бұрын
Java actually did a lot of stuff that wasn't needed for the Aranara questline to be done, like freeing the machines or finding all Aranara
@AkatsukiDXD5 ай бұрын
Thank God there's a new video. I was having withdrawal symptoms for not having another video to watch while I eat..
@siminiemc15765 ай бұрын
Sammee
@buggame75745 ай бұрын
you are literally just like me, i cooked up a goated meal jsut for this video
@sja_16255 ай бұрын
Me too
@TheStrongestBaka5 ай бұрын
The irony of Xiao's story quest being the shortest one yet!
@eternitybreezee5 ай бұрын
i could be at a funeral when Java posted. i mean I’d wait for the funeral to be over but then I’d immediately watch it in the car on the way home and crash because I’m distracted by watching this video
@Yuvraj_7K5 ай бұрын
Then you can attend another funeral but maybe you wod probably not be able to watch Java in that one
@AsterWi5 ай бұрын
@@Yuvraj_7Kshame you cant watch java at 0 bpm
@eternitybreezee5 ай бұрын
@@Yuvraj_7K I’d find a way
@Lucifer_Abysseum5 ай бұрын
the Aranara quest was already midly annoying when i was discovering for the first time and doing it over several days, so doing it all in one go, after having done so many quests already ? And without complaining ? I'm impressed
@緑-x6z5 ай бұрын
Honestly, Aranara is such a beautiful quest...as long as you do it in parts. It took me almost a whole week to finish it and I loved every moment of it. I think, that's the reason why I've a very positive memory of a lot of long quests in GI (like the "Golden Slumber" and "Through the Mist" ones --> my favourite quests!). I just did them slowly and enjoyed my time.
@endermanowa5 ай бұрын
I loved doing Golden Slumber too! Exploring the ruins felt so fun, but it took me many days to do as well
@緑-x6z5 ай бұрын
@@endermanowa "Golden Slumber" was sosoGOOD (and sad and heartbreaking! 😢). Exploring the ruins was incredibly exciting and fun. There are some quests in GI, that I wish I could do again. "Golden Slumber" is definitely one of those quests!
@feli82595 ай бұрын
it take me like 3 weeks or so! i did definetly enjoy it
@sonjab.68525 ай бұрын
@@endermanowa yeah its the speedrunners who tend to complain about these long quests. just a reminder: you dont need to them in one sitting. Take your time. Even if you only interested getting primos, one banner lasts 21 days so there is no need to rush really unless u have a gambling addiction lol
@Alphabetwillbet5 ай бұрын
Personally I don’t give a single fuck about what’s happening in the quests (except with Jeht) because I have important things to remember and it literally floods my mind to read that shit, so yeah, it’s long (and shitty) when you tap, tap, tap to try to make the dialogs faster 💀
@shiro15455 ай бұрын
finishing aranara quest in 24 hours has to be the most goated achievement mankind could ever complete
@iymimi5 ай бұрын
“Everything is fine. We are having a great time.” This sounds like a man who soul has been broken slowly going insane.
@Charlotte_Yeji5 ай бұрын
“I should be the one getting the vision. She just sat in the bubble” FACTS BRO THATS WHAT I’VE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE
@NiaMarmosha5 ай бұрын
honestly doing aranara quest for days is the best option to enjoy it (i did!) but watching you doing them all in one go is terrifying. Never can't stop be impressed with your dedication with those challenges...
@phoenix-fw7pn5 ай бұрын
Tips: If you don't want to activate a Jeht quest ( continues story of golden slumber), don't go to near Candace home. It's very long story just like aranara
@Lixpa1.05 ай бұрын
I forgor where candace lives 💀
@gorryhoren9302Ай бұрын
Too late😢
@zeiko_oo5 ай бұрын
as someone who enjoyed the aranara quest and read every single line of dialogue, i found this very funny, 10/10 would watch again
@Julia-bb3xm2 ай бұрын
the aranara quest took my sanity but i 100% enjoyed it somehow
@kaiasilva14765 ай бұрын
you're so insane for this
@ShortArts965 ай бұрын
so so so glad im a completionist, only quests i get are the dailies and what ever the summer event has which will vanish when 5.0 starts
@sonjab.68525 ай бұрын
same, also happy that I started playing in 1.4. so I had everything done in Mond and Liyue by the time Inazuma came. Then finished Inazuma before Sumeru etc. I dont even speedrun anything. Now waiting for Natlan! :D everything is done in Teyvat so far.
@Koutouhara5 ай бұрын
Same! I get everything done before the next release, and I don't rush either ^^ Having a completionist account is so nice
@grqfes5 ай бұрын
can i lend you my account dog i just finished all the archon quests and have basically as much work to do as he did in the video if not more. that actually sounds like a dream its giving the same feeling as homework
@paimonisemergencyfood35525 ай бұрын
This gave me the motivation I need to start that coupon quest that's blocking me from finishing the Archon quest.
@lemonnnkake5 ай бұрын
“Slap him, hit him” is exactly how I felt doing the bedtime story twin quest 💀
@tulip31925 ай бұрын
Its crime we didn't get to see how much primos you got from that
@Minotaur105 ай бұрын
I have never seen all the aranara quests back to back before. Holy moly
@HydrooCandlee5 ай бұрын
29:33 “i thought that would be the end of the quest” *evil laugh*
@neanahidden5 ай бұрын
It’s so funny to see bits and pieces of about 4 years of quests in one marathon scrambling 😅 (I never have any quests on my list because exploring and the story quest are my favourite thing in GI.)
@pochiche63985 ай бұрын
i think it shows the nature of genshin players, postponing quests for years just to discover it requires basically nothing to complete shgfudg
@aubsrae5 ай бұрын
“Yeah right… stupid muppets.” CACKLING OH MY GOD 😭😭
@fantasticallyfan4 ай бұрын
This actually…was pretty motivating. As someone who has quite a few quests built up but hasn’t done them because it’s overwhelming to look at, I now know I could probably dedicate a weekend to emptying my quest log and rid myself of all that stress.
@AnYaR-ls9475 ай бұрын
Bro is DEFINITELY a masochist
@josebenignoche5 ай бұрын
This dude really makes the most entertaining videos I’ve ever seen. And his voice is quite nice as well, and he’s funny af. He really deserves all the views he gets
@Scary_girl2185 ай бұрын
I love how when i started this i got a genshin ad lol
@Theweirdkid-ru9wk5 ай бұрын
I love genshin and honkai star rail adds, i almost never skip them
@cookiemonsterrawry5 ай бұрын
I havent watched the video but i already feel bad for him since there isint a skip button💀
@yourxlovelysullyxx5 ай бұрын
i love the little 'java emojis' he adds in the videos, please keep adding more, theyre so cutee!! and thank you java, you have inspired me and ive started actually doing old quests to try and empty my quest log
@editedrectangle13855 ай бұрын
Unpopular opinion: Long quests are actually fun like the aranara quest but only when none of our favorate chars are on banner they good to just relax and see the story.
@justleeactually5 ай бұрын
Every time you post, it makes me want to play Genshin. As I'm writing this, I'm sitting in a tree (touching grass) so I cannot continue Aranyaka (hope that's close to how it's spelt) but who knows, maybe the motivation will last till I'm back home.
@justleeactually5 ай бұрын
Aranyaka and all the other quests ofc, including the "new" event
@justleeactually5 ай бұрын
After finishing the video I can say that I have no will whatsoever to even *touch* the Aranara Quest
@8niidle135 ай бұрын
Very happy to see a long video where you "clean up" your quest log! Just what i needed to start my weekend 😃🎉 P.S.: You probably did Eula's story quest on the swords only account to unlock the 2nd dragonspine event quest that gave you albedo's sword 😉
@shiro15455 ай бұрын
whoever told him to complete all these quest has to be sadistic bro
@N4t41i3-n6i5 ай бұрын
Fun fact there’s more to the aranara quest and more to golden slumber
@Kokofishi_5 ай бұрын
Bro’s the point blank definition of masochistic
@MJplaysgenshin5 ай бұрын
i love how Java's sanity was constantly being chipped away during the Aranara part
@charvikoul42985 ай бұрын
I legit had a dream last night that you uploaded lol, always looking forward to new videos!!
@nyakiiqz5 ай бұрын
gotta love javas no complaining videos, starts of super happy and cheery, ends off about to curse your family lineage!
@UsernameHere515 ай бұрын
Honestly it’s a smart idea. I’m doing something similar now that encounter points stack. So if you just spam through all the quests you won’t have to do dailies anymore. You can just condense your resin or farm a domain. No more shooting down hilichurl towers and delivering food. Just don’t claim your daily commissions reward before you’re done or it won’t stack.
@AnimationStation30005 ай бұрын
You do know they will reset in 5.0, right? They said in the Livestream, at the start of each new version (3.x,4.x etc), the encounter points will reset, so I'd recommend to wait till after 5.0 so you can hold them for a year
@grqfes5 ай бұрын
@@AnimationStation3000 ok but i want to do all my quests before natlan and also you get enough each day by just spending your resin anyways so it really doesnt matter
@AnimationStation30005 ай бұрын
@@grqfes well I'm not stopping you Also you don't get any encounter points from using resin, if you don't have long-term points. To each their own
@its_orikes5 ай бұрын
How about a part 2 where you walk around for 24hrs and try to start as many new quests as possible without finishing. just so the quest log wont look as empty
@audreym42025 ай бұрын
“i don’t wanna lose my wisdom ill just be stupid again” is a CRAZY thing to say 😭
@isegeese5 ай бұрын
31:05 the pure anger in his voice LMFAO me too bro me too. i think we all collectively went insane w/ this
@senu.5 ай бұрын
the Aranara quest is so nostalgic, I remember doing it for days because I'm not insane to do it all at once and it was during summer too. the last boss is so cool wish we could fight it again tbh they gotta bring those in a domain or something.
@kasuha5 ай бұрын
Congrats on finishing all your quests on one of your accounts! Now imagine this: those 23 hours you spent on it, split equally over 4 years you're playing the game, represent less than one minute per day. So if you did not just one, but even a part of one quest on any of your accounts per day, you'd be caught up on all of them now, not just one.
@caycrazy-y2n5 ай бұрын
Our man got traumatised by aranara I think he needs therapy
@brianhopeagot67765 ай бұрын
For me I named my wanderer 'kaigo' which is japanese that means remorse, because well his quest felt like he's having remorse for all he had done in the past and wanted to make it right by atoning.
@elel_thesilly5 ай бұрын
This is inspiring me to also finish all my quests. Thank you Java.
@ronakpamnani59615 ай бұрын
Aranara for 11-15 hours is crazy
@Aqua-ff6yj4 ай бұрын
Nice job. I tried to sit down and do Aranyaka one time, I got fed up after 30 minutes. I applaud your patience.
@IlianLivshitz5 ай бұрын
java: i wont complain Also java: slightly complains
@Alvahedisco5 ай бұрын
If I’m going to be honest this does give me more motivation to do my quests…
@AdelynBurleson5 ай бұрын
The dedication😭
@eviesquyres8805 ай бұрын
The amount of dedication is crazyyy
@madara54585 ай бұрын
The aranara quest line section was pure gold😂
@alchemistalbedo1345 ай бұрын
Aranara quest hatred is so real
@NamahB5 ай бұрын
Another alternative title: Doing pure "happiness" until I break at the end of the day.
@NamahB5 ай бұрын
And imagine when he realizes tomorrow that he has to do another 3 sumeru world quests(they're like 5 hours long) that may or may not involve aranara......
@Glitterlygigglespoo5 ай бұрын
PAPA JAVA POSTED!!!!! He suffered for us😔
@mariogrigorov29045 ай бұрын
24:56 that's actually really creative i named mine "Shin" and apparently it means "destiny"
@Crystal-zn8uj5 ай бұрын
We all saw this coming when Natlan is almost out
@ElxctricHeart5 ай бұрын
One does not do Aranara in one sitting😬 was so fun to see the old quests though! Has been so long since I did them that I forgot half of them lol I love these challenges, they're awesome👌🏻 But take care of your sanity too geez
@louloudaki_5 ай бұрын
1:55 don’t worry i did read it more than once and i still only kinda understand it basically you get them after hitting the commission cap for the day and it overflows and ig like pools and you can spend resin to use them. idk if there’s a cap on how many you can have
@jorissmal17695 ай бұрын
I dont know what to comment but hopefully it boosts the video❤
@consumingkazoos5 ай бұрын
no views 5 comments, youtube is definitely drunk again
@ThroughTheThornvine5 ай бұрын
Yt is always drunk
@ugtheperson5 ай бұрын
im literally trying to do all my quests rn and decided to check yt and then this appears
@alilo33735 ай бұрын
Tried to do this. Stopped at the sec quest xd
@jehk6-d9h5 ай бұрын
im worried about his mental health and sanity
@dwayneagawin11605 ай бұрын
once i heard "we have a book now" i just knew how far he was and just got sad
@Raigmund.A.Solvgrim2 ай бұрын
For those who also has a lot of character story quests unlocked and dont get which is which: little latin text under the name of a quest is a constellation name of a character but since latin is hard look at the right from the text and there will be little picture of said constellation
@taywhora5 ай бұрын
the teapot question is actually so valid im like so curious now
@thismahkpopkkdramaworld24335 ай бұрын
thenku so much, for giving me motivation to do my own quests (i have at least more then 50 of them)
@Azaril_5 ай бұрын
Seeing you use Jean, Furina, Xiangling and C6 Nilou feels so validating after I just got C6 Nilou a week ago and am playing her with that exact team. Vape Nilou is so fun to play.
@Kiwiwi0015 ай бұрын
Java putting actual effort into naming Wanderer while im out here with my boy TwinkleToes
@MTsepa5 ай бұрын
1:53 You just need to spend resin and you basically completed a daily, for an instant you can go farm a boss 4 times and you'll be rewarded with your dailies complete 10:26 you are able to know whose character story quest you're doing, if you know their contestation icon that is, because it is shown at the right of the quest's title
@rinyaskyline5 ай бұрын
So I still haven't unlocked enough stuff to get the Aranara quest but I think it's absolutely wild that we get to see an NPC actually get a vision
@Blitz05064 ай бұрын
As someone who started last year and has played catchup on the main quest only my quest log looks similar and im jealous of the progress you made 😂
@Supercooldylan4 ай бұрын
I’ve lost my account for the second time, and this kind of videos are very helpful to get me throught it
@Purplemoon2-u5g5 ай бұрын
This gives me motivation to finish all my quests that are just collecting dust
@Mr_Zain_Youtube5 ай бұрын
I stopped watching any gaming content like 3 months ago but still was subscribed to you and a few gaming creators cause I loved their videos. And now seeing this video I remember why I used to watch your videos. I am kind of an old fan I think. I am watching your videos since your channel name was thexade or xade. I am watching you before the onlyswords XD. Anyways seeing this video makes me want to watch you again. Who knows I might start watching you again. Anyways you are a awesome content creator!
@wobster1095 ай бұрын
Ahhh this was delightful 🥰Trip down memory lane 🥰🥰🥰🥰
@evinemyt5 ай бұрын
Java going through all stages of grief with the aranara quest at the same time
@Watermelon_Paste5 ай бұрын
I unironically love the aranara questline and will probably make an alt account just to replay it at some point. But even I couldn't finish it in one day without entering hell.
@lewi21695 ай бұрын
I'm spamming skip on archon quests and watching you do quests 👍 good video!
@thomasgaming76565 ай бұрын
Therapy get this man a therapist
@kinokochouchou5 ай бұрын
'not able to complain' i already feel the fail
@sospookie5 ай бұрын
Aranara is the quest that keeps on giving fr
@agent6bell5 ай бұрын
Aranara quest i think took me 2 weeks to complete
@Michael-wp6em3 ай бұрын
"and it is time to start the Aranara quest" (laughs)
@C1NND3RZ5 ай бұрын
Ah yes. Time to get a packet of tissues and try to wipe away those tears.
@ghost.mp35 ай бұрын
"if he's here then there's no way this is going to be a short quest" the last two dainsleif quests were pretty short actually (and he was only around for half of it or less). they make up for it in impact yay you emptied the quest log! but at what cost 23 hours of genshin... i'm a launch player and i don't think i could i think i would have just stopped the 24 hours while i went to sleep and eat and resumed after