I Tried To Melt Computer By Being An Idiot

[@GrumpyForestHag]

Imagine going into your kitchen, you have breakfast ready and the chores are done but there's thick webbing everywhere you look and all the doors are open.

[@robertdunagan5807]

Just like when I was 15...

[@oceanicwhitetip8984]

I wouldn't even be mad, just carry a spider around to press R on the webs then boom good as new

[@CobraRedSNK]

Playboy mansion

[@ThatGuy_212]

Spiderman broke in and cleaned everything up except his webbing.

[@rafaelvanderdys9928]

@@oceanicwhitetip8984lol.

[@electricspider2267]

Fun fact: jumping spiders have god-tier depth perception.

[@ReiverBlue1971]

It's definitely got a mean stare

[@notchs0son]

That might be true but it’s Because they can only see Colors and Detail in a very tiny area

[@camille7230]

And when the world needed him most, he finally returned

[@KainaX122]

It’s been two days 😂

[@minty_kittn]

@@KainaX122 nah he was on a break. was just uploading compilations of his older videos like he said he would in his community post :)

[@_Hollie_]

@@minty_kittnyeah my current theory is is wife had a kid. But its also equally as probable that he just went on holiday. Either way I’m glad hes back, definitely not one of his longer breaks so im happy

[@mallorykane2843]

​@@_Hollie_ he takes breaks every year, and afik is divorced

[@camille7230]

@@KainaX122 oh hahahahahha

[@captainwolfos]

The logical conclusion to me saying that my flat now belongs to the spider I saw earlier.

[@0.0dots]

"Get this force choke!"- CK

[@frogman.]

If you put the butter on the frying pan and then stand on the butter while it melts it'll actually shrink you

[@kaldogorath]

Hah, fun caveat of how they put the game together :)

[@mace2055]

17:32 Thats the fan switch. You can ride the soap and sling shot it around. There's a couple of different ways of shooting webs which make it easier to make things.

[@MrChainsawAardvark]

Fun fact: the change you find between couch cushions is from spiders paying their share of the rent/mortgage.

[@jordancambridge4106]

I wonder what would happen if the home owner came home to find a spider destroying their house.

[@gwennorthcutt421]

i also like this game because it has an arachnophobia setting where you can change the shape of the body, number/movement of the legs, etc etc. so you can just have a little hovering box with googly eyes if you want

[@NH-ce5im]

Coming back with a super saiyan punch, going straight into the chaos spider game Can't wait to see the chaos squirrel after this

[@Wo0my64]

aw darn i was hoping that he would figure out how to flood the kitchen :( WELCOME BACK THOUGH

[@sophiel6695]

the spider is sooo cute!! the colours look like my pet tarantula i love it

[@Gbmser2]

I recently changed my stance on spiders. We're bros now

[@TheAyanamiRei]

Non poisonous spiders just want to hang out and keep you safe from bugs!!

[@0.0dots]

There's a black widow with a giant web set up outside my bathroom window. Whenever I shower it watches me👁👁Spiders and I have beef🫵🏾👊🏾👊🏾

[@Squarepy]

@@0.0dotsim pretty sure that spider just knows your a big shadow and cannot see you very well LOL

[@0.0dots]

@@Squarepy I hope so. It's so freaking weird it only comes out when it's dark and like windy. Man it's huge tho

[@lololollololol629]

@@TheAyanamiRei All spiders are venomous, just very few are actually deadly...

[@strav8672]

This is a weird episode of "Will it Blend?"

[@diamondplayz2145]

I have arachnophobia. I’m still watching this video though.

[@Lack-Of-Sanity]

Yoooo same

[@gwennorthcutt421]

the game also has an arachnophobia setting, where you can edit the body and legs and such to your liking. thats why the game starts with a boxy body, so it looks more like a little robot

[@Lack-Of-Sanity]

@@gwennorthcutt421 ya know its warms my heart for the dev or devs, dont know how many there are, to do that

[@gwennorthcutt421]

@@Lack-Of-Sanity yeah its great! Grounded does the same, so you can eliminate the legs and stuff so you're fighting a coupla biscuits with two eyes

[@nilsvanhuffel7090]

YESSS HE'S BACK

[@Neo1708.]

I just heard the words, "Whee! Flying knife! :D" in a DF video. Why do I suddenly feel a cold chill go down my spine? Lol

[@joshingle8532]

Wow. After your much deserved break, you come back with a BANGER. Your pc was dying at the end 😅

[@Hex_the_Warlock]

saw this so tested out the game. I somehow inverted the fridge and ripped the doors off one of the cabinets. 10/10

[@phykolace2219]

Welcome back! Hope you got everything taken care of.

[@Geekygamenerd]

I hope you enjoyed your break. Glad you were able to take time away. Not going to lie though. I really missed hearing you voice on a new video. The longer videos have been great but the only problem as a long time viewer is I remember watching when the videos originally released. Again not complaining new viewers need to watch bc they are excellent videos. Just love seeing new content bc every new videos just keeps getting funnier and funnier as time goes on.

[@BattlewaveDoesStuff]

Thank god, I finally found a game that allows you to play as a procedurally animated character.

[@PokemonGoFan-ry6gd]

Have you ever heard of Rain World?

[@BattlewaveDoesStuff]

@@PokemonGoFan-ry6gd yes, but I mean a 3D game

[@PokemonGoFan-ry6gd]

@@BattlewaveDoesStuff Ah ok. Have you tried Rain World? It's very good.

[@BattlewaveDoesStuff]

@@PokemonGoFan-ry6gd not yet, but looking forward to it.

[@gonefishin722]

Welcome back, hope you can find a great balance to entertainment and life

[@vkc553]

DF is literally a spider. Knew all the spider tricks and webbing techniques.

[@technologie8212]

Imagine going to the bathroom to take dump and you Just see a spider on a soap having fun

[@XJJGGMM]

DF I'm so glad you're back! I missed you, although your compilations were fun to watch also, it's not the same as brand new videos.

[@PokemonGoFan-ry6gd]

This game would be amazing as a party game where most of the players are spiders, but one player is a human that can destroy webs and crush spiders, with the human trying to stop the spiders from completing tasks.

[@gonefishin722]

Thanks for the timelapse, that was great. Welcome back guys

[@sloth0jr]

Spiders that open doors - NOPE NOPE NOPE!

[@neonshadow5005]

I guess the home owners are away on vacation.

[@Hunoa44]

Nice :3 This was fun to watch cause you really did what you said in the title and the title was interesting

[@Suspiciously_Specific_Sam]

What the spiders did to my house over two weeks: The joke is that I commented this two weeks after it was posted, and I acted like the house was mine

[@timrudd3318]

Hope things are good man. Good to see your brand of insanity back!

[@DaMoniable]

Glad to have you back :D And a return to some good old fashioned insanity XD I wonder what all one could do to destroy this poor game.

[@risser4555]

Welcome back df you've been missed

[@victhegod26]

How the hell people notifications so far like yall be stalking KZbin?

[@BorksmithandTheBeef]

idk man, youtube sometimes notifies me of content 3 days after the fact, or like today the moment the video drops.

[@grimreaper113gaming]

Exactly

[@Ghost-jx5hj]

You say this like you weren't here a single minute after it was posted

[@FarisO7]

Wait, you don’t do that??!!

[@beachgirl445]

Actually yeah

[@A_Little_Wren]

NO WAY IS HE BACK?! YESS IM SO HAPPY WELCOME BACK DF ❤

[@Grandtoaster420]

im glad you are back!

[@DSyr73]

I have missed this man so much

[@JohnnyThousand605]

Good to have you back 😊

[@Shadowmon799]

I like the soap slide mechanics 😂

[@coldifre]

Yes! DF is back! My mornings are now so much better!

[@CAPTAIN-REX]

I'm surprised he didn't flood the kitchen

[@syakirfirdaus4623]

Welcome back!

[@liammoran8590]

welcome back king

[@DegradationDomain_stuff]

Great job! Kitchen is fully destroyed! 👍😂

[@Lack-Of-Sanity]

DF: If you like spiders... ME: *Instantly clicks off*

[@drago3283]

Seems like a really fun and well made game

[@paul-f4p2y]

man ive been waiting for a dangerouly funny video also how was your break

[@CarJul666]

Thanks for making me laugh out loud several times.😂

[@ZukoTheDoodle]

Welcome back!!!

[@kimgff67]

Welcome back! ❤

[@HoshinoBeika]

You, I expected. RealCivilEngineer? Him doing the same thing you did was NOT something I'd expected.

[@Zelink-gh7cp]

Df your back!!! Missed you hope you had a good break!! Also this is hilarious 😂!

[@andyfox4484]

WELCOME BACK DF!!!

[@justinlipkin]

Welcome back

[@I-am-penguin-yum]

Loving the video in the first second

[@sendymaulana5335]

The king is back!!!

[@lucaruxyz1075]

Welcome back DF. I got a game suggestion if you want but entirely up to you. Lucky Tower Ultimate.

[@RABID_CHEEZ]

Flooding the kitchen cleans the floor as well

[@Gulhog]

You have got to play core keeper already DF! It’s so fun!

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Oh finally a new video!

[@deepcreek]

Yooooooo welcome back bro

[@ethribin4188]

Welcome back DF

[@trashedcat1022]

YES!!! FINALLY YOU FOUND THE SILLY GAMES!!!!

[@zachsgameing7687]

Yippy it's the funny man again :D

[@ethribin4188]

Tis is a cute little tech demo.

[@ArdaAtlasSayar]

he made a spider city just to get the pizza to the oven

[@fawazqamber3547]

WE MISSED YOU!!

[@thebugshaker3504]

DF wants to melt his computer so he can find something better to do with his time 😂

[@samuelthomas1686]

he's back finally...

[@jakobcox4616]

Our messiah has arrived. Now I may sleep once more

[@ManicPandaz]

Hey, he’s back!

[@taralyoth51]

„Bear with me“ *turns into a bear*

[@mxjesticff2]

people with arachnophobia anxiety during this video: ↗️↗️↗️↗️↗️↗️↗️↗️↗️↗️↗️↗️↗️↗️↗️ ↗️ ↗️

[@bluewoods115]

Coffee has to be code for something else

[@jonathanwoods9903]

i hate spiders, but love this game. it's so cute

[@AnkorIsGood]

Play More Games like this

[@electricspider2267]

Imma simple gal, i see cute spider, i click

[@Lack-Of-Sanity]

EVERYONE WAKE UP HES BACK WOOOOOO YEA BABY

[@Reevers123]

I missed the regular videos so much

[@Leod-dc1io]

Finally a real video

[@funky555]

Sounds like he got a new mic

[@CrypticThings]

New DF content. Nice.

[@devbella5223]

The way your words match the spider’s thoughts at 17:36 ❤

[@Jase1nthepLace]

gone 4weeks and I'm now here within the first minute, nice.

[@YRhandlesathing]

Where's my flamethrower

[@GreyBeltDragon]

let's game it out would be proud... i think

[@AsryaKino]

Hey DF... you can flood the kitchen now...

[@arieegee]

that's technically webbed, but 3D

[@Owsnsj]

This is actually a great spider game👍

[@FaceParrot]

Requesting Juice Galaxy. It's free and funny How I broke a free game with upgrades This compilation will break your spirit I made an army that destroys everything it touches I spent years maxing out all upgrades Making Only The Worst Choices Possible I made everyone do everything for me I got another universe to destroy A roguelike with actual strategy When you give bacteria nuclear weapons I spent too much time with this new character This one secret broke everything I made suffering look comfortable by comparison When Stupidity Makes You Powerful This hand ends the economy I maxed out everything for your enjoyment When you end 1,000,000,000 lives for no reason It's all about the upgrades I evolved everything to make me rich I cause suffering with every part of my body This upgrade is worth $637,467,589,726,364,578,321,276,273 This build destroys worlds From idiot to abomination This is how I got MAXIMUM DAMAGE Time to break the new update Causing property damage because I'm bored I spent days maxing out damage When you burn the world without even trying Too many upgrades is never enough How I beat the final boss in 0.0000003213 seconds I ended the lives of all the animals in this forest for no reason Making mountains of profit with no effort When you end the universe 748,738,928,567,476 times over Making a bigger mess than what I started with This game will break you Good day to upgrade everything When chaos gives you damage I unlocked all the upgrades This title will change repeatedly Turning the world into money A one way ticket to pain for all the idiots I went all the way to the bottom and got the treasure inside After 2 minutes I change the thumbnail or title We don't need math where we're going Combining Units Until I Max Out Everything 1000 bullets per second One way ticket to max damage This is why you should always upgrade your damage Making stupid decisions to become the strongest I cause suffering for no reason When fast food goes too far A compilation of upgrades How this game became a trap This dice will make you suffer When you get swarmed by 637,478,715 enemies at once I upgraded so much that I break everything instantly I found an infinite XP glitch I destroyed nature and made $635,478,589,625,165,289 When Capitalism Goes Too Far I spend a fortune unlocking the CRAZIEST upgrades Upgrading Unstoppable Monsters I can't stop becoming massive Ramming Speed I upgraded so much I can drill through bedrock When you deal 738,498,276,361,477,267,372,763 damage This took way too long I took me 637,478,291 hours to get this much damage This game gets addicting fast A free game that I spent too much money on You're not supposed to have this much damage in the first wave Combining upgrades until everything breaks Another dumb idea that makes me mega rich This was weird but somehow it works What happens when you get attacked by 729,367,478 enemies I collected gems worth trillions Even the final boss struggled to harm me Don't trust the video title or thumbnail I dug to the bottom and maxed out my stats Too much damage is not enough This build could have failed before it even started This game is darker than it looks This gets dark fast This game isn't out yet and I already broke it Ending 6,478,379 lives for no reason When 3000 years of evolution leads to mass chaos If you thought THIS was crazy, you are wrong This is why you upgrade everything I found the rarest fish at the very bottom This mobile game is actually really dark You won't be able to stop playing Increasing my value from $1 to $728,378,647,917,289,309,467 How I maxed out everything Causing an insane amount of damage for profit When Your Attacks Deal 738,469,287,361 Damage From a single unit to an army of gods Think fast or you will lose When damage ends the world I mined out everything and got all the upgrades Destroying Bosses And Becoming Overpowered This character breaks everything too easily This upgrade is kind of hilarious I Kept Upgrading Until I Couldn't Anymore The Best Upgrade That Made Me Unstoppable I made this idiot end everything The bottom of the universe has the ultimate treasure Ruining evolution because it's fun It's impossible to do more damage than this We Doomed The World Maximizing Damage For Profit This shouldn't be possible by any means Tower Defense but I control the monsters Each time I end a life I end the next one more violently Noob vs Pro vs HACKER vs ??? Grinding for legendary upgrades Stardew Valley But One Million Times Worse Never Make THIS Mistake Tetris but it's a roguelike Ludicrous upgrades made me too powerful for the game to handle This upgrade changes everything Wreck Everything For Profit You're not supposed to have this much gold This game is banned in half of the world for being too fun When you invest in supernatural disasters This upgrade made me $839,478,928,378,190,298,317 in 0.00007352 seconds Making the stupidest build that works Get in my mouth and make me rich I evolve the real meaning of suffering How I broke the game with damage I upgraded for 637,278 hours straight It just keeps happening I grew to unimaginable sizes in this addicting game I Made A Massive Army By Destroying Armies This is not what the game looks like When you fire $625,378,467,726,356 bullets I raised an army of idiots to destroy idiots The most rigged start you could ever get These upgrades made me an infinityaire I should not have made this mistake I did some off screen mining I clicked 647,378,168,627,379,487,598,019,278,325 times and unleashed horrors beyond comprehension Every 10 comments I change the thumbnail A compilation of the stupidest incidents This game has a horrible secret So I did some mining off screen Don't bother reading the title I upload a video and get a million botted comments I betrayed math and transcended the universe The best 10+ minutes of your life Even the dev couldn't get this far This game is overwhelmingly positive How I prevented vampires from surviving Grinding damage until the game breaks You're not supposed to win This video is about damage I upgraded and became an unstoppable force I went insane on upgrades until the game crashed I evolved life that can only suffer This game is full of idiots and I'm gonna show you how to exterminate them I just upgraded until the game imploded Getting lost but also overpowered I made a fortune ending lives and upgrading everything Grinding animals for upgrades gets so addicting I defeated gods for fun and made millions I evolved the ultimate weapon And I thought melee builds were too hard, let alone impossible Buying Only The Most Overpowered Upgrades I maxed out my stats by NOT upgrading You won't be able to stop playing I made a secret weapon using unique upgrades I changed the title so you think this is a different video Upgrading beyond max level I end millions of lives and became a monster Causing mass extinction for profit I strip mined the universe and maxed out all stats There is no such thing as too much damage Getting rich by crushing valuable minerals Melting enemies for powerful upgrades I went in too deep and got rich God To Me To Stop Playing But I Refused Bad Ideas Only Make Me Stronger Breaking this run beyond repair I turn garbage into gold I caught the biggest horrors you could ever imagine This should not have worked but it did Making numbers bigger and bigger until the game breaks How did this even work I love getting overpowered and melting enemies Todays we're gonna destroy a million enemies for upgrades This free game is incredibly addicting Causing Destruction And Pain For Epic Upgrades There is not enough damage in the world to stop me I ruin everything and somehow I always win Making the stupidest choices and getting away with it This upgrade breaks everything

[@suname8836]

Wtf is this

[@nilsvanhuffel7090]

@@FaceParrot did you ask chatgtp to write and in depth playtrough of the game or something

[@Sykee04]

First time catching a video this early

[@bippy-i6u]

I love this game, it's great. it's on steam for a demo. But it is better on controller.

[@BorksmithandTheBeef]

Oh boy, ball joint spider time?

[@Ultra-Violet-wings]

A WEBBING JOURNEY MENTIONED?

[@katie.bug77]

y is no one talking about how the spider looks straight out of bugsnax?

[@guy-i9d]

try to flood the entire floor while the floor is dirty

[@autumnhayden7358]

You can flood the map if you block the sink

[@nelsonlapa413]

Fun video :)