I Tried to Predict My Baby's Life in 100 Years Life Simulator ...but it Went Horribly WRONG

[@DarkMasterofCupcakes]

Melody in the future: "Mom, why did you just give me a bagel with a birthday candle in it?" Lauren: "Because I want to keep you safe. I know what cake will to do you - stay away from it."

[@rice_cookerinarea6919]

It’s because it’s bread

[@saige6683]

Hi🙀

[@Kiki44969]

Ummm ya?

[@ilovebread1700]

XD

[@92za]

she wants the cake for herself 😩

[@cinep8]

Lauren: "catch butterflies, that sounds fun!" Butterfly while eating Melody: *exactly*

[@itzstrawberrysisterfell983]

ITS MOTHRA!!!

[@Ariadne_official]

Hah!

[@PerfectBlox]

Hahahah Love from a small utuber 🥺🥺🥺

[@itzsamilynn]

The literal first words out of Lauren’s mouth. “Do I look like a pirate?”

[@Itzme_AnGel]

Tru😂

[@txred7967]

Melody: *I’m just a kid and my life is a nightmare*

[@Foodez3]

XD

[@creativereading9863]

My Name is Melody. So hello

[@MellowFrog00]

lol the flash backs to that song omg lol

[@serenzside9364]

*80’s kids* : *lowkey vibin*

[@astayandblink123]

XD

[@wafflez1198]

lol when Melody killed the aliens and Lauren said “Yes Melody is Queen of the Aliens” I got galaxy queen flashbacks

[@spu-get-ee]

SAME

[@PerfectBlox]

Yassss I upload vidz btw 💖💖💖

[@fernandotprres7938]

Omg yassss

[@rachelchong1036]

Ya

[@spagatt8326]

Oh no

[@alex-fs9yt]

Real Melody in future: *takes a single bite of bread* Lauren: YES MY CHILD

[@s1ngl3mfss3]

*YEEEEESSSS*

[@PerfectBlox]

Bahahahhahaha I make vidz

[@itz._.lunaxx7226]

Lol

[@maaebee]

@@PerfectBlox good for you ;-;

[@maaebee]

Omg, Yez

[@snowydayz6347]

The fact I love how Lauren loves her daughter eating bread and at the start you said she’s living her life in the dumpster but after 3 seconds someone just took her 😂

[@teeheee888]

Melody: *eats bread, wears purple becomes an alien queen* everyone: she's perfect

[@elliottesmith5005]

OMG GOODNESS SHES PERFECT

[@showjumper1973]

yup!

[@kayfletcher258]

Nice comment nene elene

[@teeheee888]

@@kayfletcher258 uhm okay..? why did you say my name like that?

[@iragurijala7158]

Lauren’s dream daughter

[@pobook2363]

"shes eating bread, yassss!" 2 seconds later "Yum extra protein" - Loses

[@Mrs.Shrekie]

😂 like mother like daughter

[@fluffy-pegasuslover4158]

😂

[@nataliepelisekbrown1080]

@@fluffy-pegasuslover4158 YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LIKE MOTHER LIKE ALLWAS

[@diamondalpha731]

@@nataliepelisekbrown1080 you mean @Ellie Davidson ?

[@diamondalpha731]

@@nataliepelisekbrown1080 i mean @Ellie Davison

[@Alli_fhgoalie]

Melody goes to a birthday party, takes a piece of cake Lauren: No don’t eat it! It makes you get hit by a car! Other moms:👁👄👁

[@bass.beats.basics]

wow you actually made me laugh out loud no joke. congrats.

[@Courtney-qw5uz]

PFFFFFFT

[@ilovemusicsososomuch]

Oop-

[@leetaie4461]

Yea

[@johncavy4425]

She’s eating bread🍞 yes that’s my girlll 0:01 😂

[@CookinWitCatt]

“What is the thing that keeps you alive?” *This person who is obsessed with B R E A D*

[@ava_theweirdo6110]

@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR I’ll like it right now!

[@datpotatoperson1971]

Same

[@oceangems3350]

@@datpotatoperson1971 it’s a bot I’ve seen that everywhere

[@serenaa.3769]

@@oceangems3350 same

[@Angel-pv2qf]

Same

[@DorkyKaylaLmao.]

*Lauren: SHE'S EATING BREAD! THAT'S MY GIRL!* *Me: Are You KIDDING Me?!*

[@tsoomn]

Found a pfp cult member!!

[@laceylovessart]

@@tsoomn yep lol

[@leavy7335]

Do you know Lauren loves someone eating bread 🤣🍞

[@franceszma]

yh dude I would be proud if she ate a stick .

[@alexander_yoko]

🥨🥨

[@spu-get-ee]

Me: That shirt kinda looks like a pirate’s shirt... it’s cute! Lauren: Does this shirt make me look like a pirate? Love you Lauren!!! Edit: I just realized I have the same shirt... CONSPIRACY THEORIES

[@mangoflowers3910]

AGHA I HAVE BASICALLY THE SAME SHIRT but it’s a lil different CONSPIRACY????

[@Angel-pv2qf]

Wait r u serious? 😂

[@zin3856]

Hmmm YOUR LAUREN FROM A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE 😱😱😱😱

[@zin3856]

💁🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️👵👁👄👁👋✋🤚💀🥴👻🐸🤐🤢🤮🥱😱🤡🤓😡😭😢☹️🥺😎😁🙂💛💙✨💵💶🥀❤🍄🪐 emojis 😄💩👻

[@spu-get-ee]

@@zin3856 I wish 😂

[@yahtzee2318]

4:05 This was me, when I was little and in the present. Bread is the best snack/food ever. My dad and I will go through a full loaf in ablut a week and my mom wonders why. It’s because when we get hungry, my dad or I will take a piece or two of bread to eat as a snack. It’s not for sandwiches, not for toast, just eat the peice as it is as a snack.

[@lizardthedragon]

same I guess-

[@Cinnamorollgirl_Puppy]

Me too 😅

[@st1cksx]

“YESS SHES EATING BREADD THATS MY GIRL” Lauren loves her bread

[@muppetmode631]

Yaaaaaaa

[@Thefrutiyestofthemall]

Ya😑

[@macyruth]

That’s my gal

[@sakusakiyoomi4839]

Hello killua

[@st1cksx]

@@sakusakiyoomi4839 hello Nagito

[@scissor_hands4296]

*The fact that Lauren is so proud because her daughter ate b r e a d*

[@OcJMoonD.R]

Omg your profile is Elizabeth afton/Circus baby

[@Robert_disc0rda]

True

[@scissor_hands4296]

@@valleyway Hi simp

[@Robert_disc0rda]

@BILLIE SAYS DUH sus

[@Robert_disc0rda]

@@valleyway thats not Lizzie-

[@mountainrabbitart5758]

“It’s just a hug that can’t be bad right?” famous last words of Lauren

[@macyruth]

Hi

[@toeeater1653]

@@macyruth hi

[@victoriacrider7543]

Lol

[@sprinklebun139]

When that happened, I was like “NO GET YOUR FACE AWAY FROM HER CHEST!” Kinda scary...

[@vickyplayzp6493]

Timestampt plecase?

[@Mockingjay975]

Laurenzside: I’ll choose the penguin over the dog. Dexter: You betrayed me!

[@hello-its-me961]

lol

[@KimyrTheKlanceShipper]

Whos dexter is that a reference to something

[@KimyrTheKlanceShipper]

Wait is that a reference to the tv show about the serial killer?

[@Mockingjay975]

oh its her pet dog@@KimyrTheKlanceShipper

[@KimyrTheKlanceShipper]

@@Mockingjay975 Dexter is Lauren's dog? Ah ok then. Do we see him in a vid? I wanna see him-

[@rajeswarianand6795]

“She’s eating bread! YESSSSS!” *intro plays* “Ok, so, do I look like a pirate?”

[@amsieastri]

can we just ALL agree that Lauren is literally superwoman- Like....cmon she’s only been on maternity leave for 1 month and is still back recording- Amazing

[@togahimiko5824]

Yes!

[@Robert_disc0rda]

Ikr. Beacause I thought when Melody will born Lauren would be too busy of taking care

[@adibaafifsuhabintawadud1476]

Lauren Superwoman Zside, you were named like this because u r absolutely amazing love all ur vids ;)

[@BAVR28]

Lauren is the best KZbinr and the best mom

[@BAVR28]

@@adibaafifsuhabintawadud1476 Lauren pirate superwoman Zside,thats her Full name

[@Zafaruss]

Did she not realize that Melody literally WENT TO SPACE AND BECAME A *SPACE QUEEN* . COULDN’T BE MORE ON BRAND.

[@B3eaan]

Princess you mean because LUAREN is the space QUEEN

[@Akira_Mist]

I believe Lauren's shirt looks really nice for meh owo

[@emilym3219]

I can't help but think of that episode of Phineas & Ferb where their sister accidentally became the queen of Mars and had a song and everything 😅

[@lazybee8201]

@@B3eaan and Melodey will become SPACE PRINCESS

[@watchingintrousers]

AND SHE HAD BREAD OMG

[@Emma_the_artist]

Lauren:”just living her best life living in a dumpster”😂 “We left her to become pirates!” 😂❤

[@Ujiniin746]

“Who does Melody wants to love men? Women? idk thats up to her” Awwww

[@Rivervlogs420]

Thats so sweet awwww lauren is so nice

[@catherinehall-andujar3516]

We gotta love a supportive mom!

[@sammyluvs01]

@@strangerinalostworld *yes*

[@adrianalujan7937]

"I'm gonna have to ask her about that" broo so cute

[@diaya1029]

Whats the name of ur pfp it looks cute

[@keira6244]

*100 years app:* Lauren: *somehow manages to die at 39*

[@lillyrose6092]

Omg yes 🤣

[@skz_143_iloveyou]

@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR Imagine being so low that you use another yt to promote yourself

[@qiqifan73]

@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR shut up

[@layla4781]

Haha

[@elation.e]

@@skz_143_iloveyou I couldn’t even imagine

[@mymeloxo]

the sentence "i've definitely killed melody like four times in this game." leaves me worried for my safety lol

[@kennymccomb219]

Lol

[@Calam1ty09]

I just read ur name lol

[@saige6683]

muamua😺

[@EyeofArtemis818]

Le gasp! You are from the future!

[@stickybananasky6510]

@EyeofArtemis818 The gasp?? Le is the in French

[@gankl3488]

laurens never gonna let melody eat cake again 😂

[@lunaxii8656]

“SHES EATING BREAD YEEEEEEEESSESSSSS THATS MY GURL!” -the best part

[@lpbg2273]

@BILLIE SAYS DUH u a bot I saw the same comment and I went on there channle and it had the same vid as you

[@Lennnnn_n]

@BILLIE SAYS DUH PLEASE BOT STOP

[@muppetmode631]

I just read this while she was saying it

[@Starlyvcies]

@BILLIE SAYS DUH STOP YOU BOT

[@MillieEyelash14]

@@muppetmode631 lmao same

[@fishbal]

“I’ve killed Melody like four times in this.” Bobby in the other room: *chokes on water*

[@cqcocola]

LOL

[@PerfectBlox]

Bahahahaha I make vidz btw 😀😭💖

[@akirawarlord6535]

@Generic Gabe ikr

[@stateofchenford]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUBFEKJDHCWIDFHA

[@chaosqueen1703]

J64ENTRDJ54DN5RD LMNOOO

[@princee8627]

"SHES EATING BREAD!! THATS MY GIRL!!" -Pirate Laurenzside

[@aaronlovesdisney7661]

Yassssss PRINCE

[@Laylagirl17]

Maggot sandwich

[@D34TH-DI3D]

Lol

[@FreakingPlane]

@@Laylagirl17 ?

[@Laylagirl17]

@@FreakingPlane there was maggots in her bread around when she said that lol

[@saiahgenna6748]

Congratulations to Lauren and having a girl and let us just appreciate how Lauren just takes her time out of day to make videos and content for us👍😜😊 I love you more and never stop making videos you're the best 👍👍😊

[@UnrequitedMites]

lauren: “IVE KILLED MELODY LIKE 4 TIMES!!!” bobby, overhearing: 😰😰😰

[@skz_143_iloveyou]

Bobby: MELODY ARE YOU OKAY

[@anotsointelligableperson3466]

@BILLIE SAYS DUH you don't have any songs

[@ccappa2001]

ohh noo

[@nezukochan6391]

@BILLIE SAYS DUH Bruh that's literally fake. I've seen that everywhere, what song? Oh right. There is no song, and Ik that was copy and pasted/botted. But why you need your Mama to buy you stuff?

[@itzmewolfie1826]

@BILLIE SAYS DUH I am sorry but I want to believe you but I can't I see this comment everywhere from other people it's getting annoying honsetly I am sorry

[@riverwolfanimations]

you should totally show Melody this when she's like 15 and say" Sweetie this is what I was doing when you were like a few months old"

[@singingwithbecca]

"Don't eat cake, you'll get hit by a car" - Laurenzside 2021 😂😂

[@MASON-il5yt]

I just eat cake oh lord

[@corgi_party9467]

me who just ate and made cake: o-o

[@pinkie504]

Does a pancake count? If so we'll sh-

[@corgi_party9467]

@@pinkie504 i dont think so

[@pinkie504]

@@corgi_party9467 ok ok good

[@Frogg173]

Lauren and Bobby:left to be pirates Melody:gets killed by money

[@EllaMarino-v7y]

NOOOOOOO😢😢😢😢😢

[@ashleyhayes775]

lauren: does this top make me look like a pirate? me: *starring at her necklace* is that a egg???

[@ObsessiveSceneKidX3]

Is that human Underfell papyrus I see as your profile picture? 👀

[@ashleyhayes775]

@@ObsessiveSceneKidX3 yes 😊

[@ObsessiveSceneKidX3]

@@ashleyhayes775 mad respect, that reminds me, im changing my profile picture!

[@melindabeard8624]

same same

[@lemonweirdo]

It's a flower lol

[@sydney.s]

“She’s eating bread! YESSSS!!” Me: Melody’s got good taste like her mum 😎💜🍞

[@Divinityhaloo]

Indeed

[@fernandotprres7938]

@Sophia Gamer yaz

[@katyw.x]

Sophie Gamer And Bobby is the bread king!

[@rosegoldjassyandbuddythedo5242]

Bruh I thought about something else well that's akward

[@ollibebs8108]

you are right XD

[@corey_care]

Her daughter is gonna watch back at this and wonder, “What is wrong with my mom”

[@yellon982]

Probably

[@yellon982]

@-Cookie- yes

[@colleenfoster1288]

moms sad in a bunch oof pie iff you die shell cry two then end 😭😭😭🥺☹😨😩 where she dies where we die 😇 🥺 until then when we die we will be a ghost 😇 for somthing into the world❤❤ into the world infill we will be alive trying not to see strangers in are house scared if we die ac we cry 😭😭 lol thats what's wrong 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thegirlwhoasked4542]

@@colleenfoster1288 .. tf

[@Callieflower]

Lol

[@Pointless_EditZ.]

4:53 Lauren: "Why does our one friend have no eyes" Me: "he's Asian" Steve: "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"

[@nicholegrantmyre5439]

Normal lauren: I love it when Bobby tells me that he loves me. Also normal Lauren: I love it when my oven tells me that my bread is ready.

[@merry_mari8388]

Nobody: *Melody eating bread* Lauren having an intense proud mom moment

[@ok-tm4te]

ok

[@spinel_the_new_pinkdiamond5069]

Me accidentally pressing the thumbs down button trying to read the rest

[@kyaravb2364]

Me eating ice-cream

[@justsomeperson1871]

@@ok-tm4te *ok*

[@MaKaylaWayla]

Lauren: it’s just a hug, that can’t be bad Lauren 5 seconds later: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A HUG, A HUG, A HUGGGGG

[@kyaravb2364]

Haha

[@i_cloudyink_i]

Lauren: MELODY WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE

[@joekeener726]

what

[@bsnqao]

For people that want timestamp - - > 8:38

[@吾愛無一郎]

Melody: *eats bread* Lauren: THATS MY GIRL!!

[@siwfernandezgarcia6250]

Therapist: "how are you today lauren?" Lauren: "hehe- .... Bread"

[@prateekmandadi5081]

omg this is so funny

[@izzy23152]

Haha true 🤣

[@scissor_hands4296]

"SHES EATING BREAD YESSS THATS MY GIRL" -Lauren the Pirate 2021

[@opalsanji7954]

When melody is older, I imagine her carrying on her parent's legacy by starting her own channel

[@elation.e]

Same 😌

[@evieplayzz6019]

Yaaas same

[@The-GrapeGamer]

she will also love bread like her mother

[@mycityadventures4374]

Gradually Watermelon

[@forgottencorpse69]

Yes

[@scottranney5771]

'm currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can't believe how magical it was @. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at @ that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can't forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can't be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I've come across in my life, and I'm definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece, I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul, and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state, I am now at peace witl who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on, gotta move on, as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational, it shares it vas wisdom with all of us, and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us.just like coems coems we are all children on coems hail coems,lovecoems. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I ca hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. Th acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on @.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, wel put together story ever. I can't believe how magical it was at @. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at @ that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can't forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can't be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stavs vibrant. fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytellina coems we are all children on coems, hail coems ,lovecoems . The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on @.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can't believe how magical it was at @. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at @ that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can't forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can't be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I've come across in my life, and I'm definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece, I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul, and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state, I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on, gotta move on, as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational, it shares it vast wisdom with all of us, and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on @. I loved the part where they said coems This song changed my life both mentally and physically The very Coems Labsorbed were the greatest thing in my life. There is no better way to save especially on @. I loved the part where they said coems This song changed my life both mentally and physically. The very Coems I absorbed were the greatest thing in my life. There is no better way to say Coems than this man. I feel ratified of of my depression and anxiety because of this song. Nothing is better than Coems. The soul I could feel was better than anything in my whole life and without it, I would never make Coems again. The moment when he said "Mina Mintip" ran through my body like a shockwave, ridding of any negative emotions I have at any time. The Mina Mintip, in my opinion, changed me to be a better person in my life, I could never have lived without it. Now the part where he began to say "opam Gangnam style" very much saved me from who I could have been been filling my heart with love and glee. The isolation I have felt throughout my entire life was made up for with this single and most beautifully composed moment. I have never felt better after that. As the song goes on and gets to a halfway point, I begin to know that the song is only halfway done and I will never be able to experience that feeling again, the excitement and jubilation from those many words with its complete majesty I could never feel again, so Now I begun to cherish the time we have left on this planet. Only a fraction of time is spent here on earth so we make up for it, which is why many people undergoing something tragic and depressing can still make the most of their time, no matter what. As the song continues, I come to that moment where the singer begins to bellow the best words anyone could ever think of, "Macarena." The hope this put inside was indescribable and put a smile on anyone around me listening. I never felt truly gratified from those lyrics. I began to question my life and soon the conclusion of the song began, listening to the Mina Mintips mixed within the lyrics and beautifully intertwined witching the song, I knew that I was going to be OK and that nothing is better than this. I sometimes truly feel this feeling throughout sadder parts of my life and look back on this song to remind me of how much I am loved and appreciated sometimes. I believe in

[@topnotch.z4229]

The most longest thing I see

[@PrincessLana007]

The longest sentence in the world ❤❤

[@Manisha41363]

💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

[@-.yuki_official.-]

No one: Lauren: She’s Eating Bread. Also Lauren: *YESSSS* Also Also Lauren: That’s My Girl

[@your_yuna]

B r e d

[@siri1484]

Yes

[@-rhllw1270]

B r e a d M a ‘ m

[@Kawaiitunes]

best thing in life 👌

[@heyimhere7048]

ｂｒｅａｄ

[@lilahripley1934]

Lauren‘s seven-year-old daughter watching this when she gets older “what is my mom doing”

[@Kattyedits422]

seven?

[@lilahripley1934]

@@Kattyedits422 wene she is 7

[@imle9279]

@@Kattyedits422 Because a lot of famous KZbin videos gets recommended on people’s KZbin pages 7 years after the videos got released. Which is why there’s a lot of commenta like “see y’all in seven years” on random videos that gets recommended to you.

[@Kattyedits422]

@@imle9279 oh i thought they where saying that laurens daughter is 7

[@Kattyedits422]

@LIM XUAN QI Moe i did but i was just confused.

[@sadielevi5865]

"shes eating brreeeeeeaaad! thats my girl" - laurenzside

[@GemmaAngelArt]

lol so true

[@GemmaAngelArt]

@Aiko 244 exactly!!

[@TH1NKP0S1T1V3]

@Aiko 244 True

[@KariiYtOfficial]

Melody: Takes one bite of bread* Lauren: YES,YES BABY THATS MY GIRL

[@wrryingperson7207]

Why can I just imagine when Melody can eat solid food, Laurens just sitting there cheering her on while melody eats her first loaf of bread

[@HoldingMoneyRansom]

and Bobby is just sitting there regretting everything

[@wrryingperson7207]

Lol ya like Hes gonna make a excuse like " I'm gonna go walk dexter-"

[@cherilynb5485]

NO ONE RUIN THE 69 LIKES-

[@ANIME_teStudios]

Melody: *Eats bread* Lauren: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@jester6456]

“SHES EATING BREAD” Her: “What the muffi-“

[@corgi_party9467]

hay bbh (badboyhalo)

[@theabsandonly]

@@corgi_party9467 lol *what*

[@rando1814]

@@theabsandonly a Minecraft KZbinrs says what the muffin instead of the f word

[@cherryblossomrblx230]

@@corgi_party9467 lol yes! Bad boy halo !!

[@jester6456]

@@corgi_party9467 hayyyy u~u

[@raiakari8825]

Nobody: Not even melody: Lauren: do I look like a PIRATE

[@furiathecoolcat6893]

Also, she doesn’t look like one.

[@Elise12346shshshwjwjjsnsjs]

Me: *Expecting a normal intro* Lauren: Okay, so does this shirt make me look like a pirate?

[@riginalFurrySamyoung]

Lauren: *making all of us trawmetized* Editor Emily: *laughs while editing*

[@thedusty194]

*traumatised You can change if you want. Sorry, I don't mean to be annoying!

[@iistrxwberri3236]

Lauren: Apologies to my daughter if I ruin her life Melody: I-

[@dawnfrisell3752]

:>

[@trash1298]

Me: w-whhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa-

[@skizzpulse]

Melody: 👶🏻

[@TheScribbleCoon]

*Years from now* Lauren: “Honey whatever you do, DON’T EAT THE CAKE!!!!” Melody: “ummm…O-ok mom…”

[@sameerbhatia3285]

Lauren: but u SHOULD eat bread 🍞

[@TheScribbleCoon]

@@sameerbhatia3285 XD ya, Lauren: “There is a HUGE difference, so DONT EAT THE CAKE, EAT THE BREAD” Melody: “O-O S-sure…”

[@abcdefghi12345678976]

Melody 4 years later:mom can I have 3 bf when I’m older Lauren:no Melody:I’ll eat loads of bread Lauren:that’s my girl do whatever you want

[@LonaShadow413]

*I'm confused if its called " 100 Years Simulator" then why did Melody die at 39 and not 100?*

[@alialapio5914]

I do not know

[@zaramarinovic1242]

Because she made the wrong choices so she died early it’s all coice

[@strmyday9757]

I played this name and I was this character like 5 times because I had to continue until I got a different path but I’ve made completely different choices and every time I manage to get the same ending ;-;

[@demiboy_ranboo_but_short]

Idk

[@h0gwartseditz794]

It happened to me when I played it to

[@OliviaPlayz2008]

“Don’t eat cake! You will get hit by a car!”-Pirate Lauren 2021

[@mushroom_dance6239]

I knew cake couldn’t be trusted

[@isabelvandooren6092]

Lauren: do not ever eat cake u will get hit by a car Me: MOM IM SO SORRY I JUST STOLE THE CAKE DONT GET MAD AT MY IM GOING TO GET HIT BY A CAR ANYWAYS my mom : uhm why? me : KZbin

[@sowball8575]

Lol

[@faiths9978]

Lol

[@lil4h.in.w0nderl4nd]

melody in the future (on call with lauren and bobby) : "mom, this is my roommate, ____." lauren: * flashbacks to this video *...

[@Sweet_Kakes2248]

At least we know that Lauren will be accepting of whatever sexuality and/or gender Melody is💕

[@mattbelczyk9691]

Ya

[@laurikirpaul]

Yes.

[@user-timdrakeisbasicallyme]

Lokiii

[@pastel_planet8463]

YES, YOU ARE RIGHT. 👏👏🙌

[@Kittss]

Yea😌

[@lillymyring2170]

'Keanu Reeves is my driving instructor' 'Oh he wants to have a dance party, alright' 'Eat that bread girl' 'Don't eat cake you will die' -bread queen 2021

[@kookiekreamie9769]

i love how she has so many themes and she doesn’t stick to one thing

[@meower.]

8:33 i love how shes supportive for mel

[@mackenzieartist3817]

Lauren: Eating cake is very dangerous *Asexual panic* 😳

[@lemonweirdo]

Well, at least there's still garlic bread!

[@Sad_fish2395]

@@lemonweirdo yesss

[@Bloodmoongamer_]

I am slow please explain the joke 😭☝

[@mackenzieartist3817]

@@Bloodmoongamer_ Cake is one of the symbols/inside jokes of Asexuality. A sexuality in LGBTQ+ Its closely associated so Lauren saying cake is dangerous is jokingly worrying for people who identify as Asexual ☺️

[@lemonweirdo]

@@Bloodmoongamer_ it’s an inside joke in the asexual community. the joke is that every asexual person likes either cake or garlic bread, most of the time both.

[@n30n59]

Omg when Lauren said “don’t eat cake , you’re gonna get hit by a car” I was eating cake when she said that LOLLL.... well looks like I’m gonna get hit by a car......

[@beingofplottwists4352]

I hope a good song is played at your funeral

[@hollieashby9007]

r.i.p

[@goozgaming9940]

r.i.p

[@Nnnna_0000]

R.I.P Rachael

[@FuntimeExotic]

R.i.p

[@shayayayay]

*”She’s eating bread!! YESSSSS”*

[@sstarcc]

*"THAS MY GURRL"*

[@KiaraCarrera_Obx]

0:00 she’s eating the ✨ BRED ✨ YHASSSSSSSSSS ❤😂 love you Lauren best person (other than family) out there

[@IndigoMoons]

It's nice that Lauren will be accepting Melody no matter what job or sexuality she is.

[@ktftp]

"its nice that Lauren is a normal human being who supports basic human rights."

[@IndigoMoons]

@@ktftp well unfortunately I live in a place that is lacking acceptance and actually seeing supportive people, no matter when or where, helps my mental state enough to exist

[@bear4116]

She was talking about how her shirt looks like a pirate and all I could think about was that her necklace looks like a sunny side up egg- 🍳

[@someonewastakenn]

I read this and looked and I can't unsee it

[@valbea9958]

Yeahhhhh

[@thatonegirl384]

“Eating cake is dangerous don’t ever eat cake” Me who just had cake:👁👄👁

[@royaljacksonkids7407]

Your gonna die!! XD you'll live long or maybe.... Stay safe!

[@tiffanybest8662]

I just had crack to

[@venus.2222]

@@tiffanybest8662 CRACK HSKSKS I KNOW U MEANT CAKE BUT IM LMAO

[@football5170]

Meanwhile with me: 🧁👁️👄👁️💧🤳

[@Th3_Int3rn3t_RuIn3d_M3_]

Oh shoot I at ice cream cake 👁👄👁

[@Please_play_the_viola]

The fact that Lauren looks good in a pirate looking outfit means that she is a pirate

[@ReganHellooo]

I was eating a Twinkie when she said “cake is bad for you.”

[@lillimationhi4922]

Omg I was eating milk and cookies

[@LIAM28427]

Lol

[@itsrosie_pink1127]

I was eating a brownie 😂✋

[@ElyseKessler]

Oof 😅

[@lilyeah4774]

@Zain Isam Taha ok do u want oatmeal with strawberrys and blueberrys and bananas that costs /$4or chocolate cake that costs /$9999 strawberry cake that costs $836362724 cheesecake that costs $536337364? Also if u want all of them are it's free

[@mignonvdwalt3803]

You should try to make Melody's life on bitlife and see how it turns out 💜

[@ZDee6]

Lauren: *Lives in space for 6 years* Also Lauren: HOW DID I DIE???

[@Reicest]

Hi keqing!

[@Reicest]

Klee was a brave girl today

[@casuallychara6637]

@@Reicest I have knives, you have bombs lets combine our abilities

[@oli_ch4nn3l30]

@@casuallychara6637 C H A R A?

[@casuallychara6637]

@@oli_ch4nn3l30 I made an account on Frisk’s phone, I go on it when they’re asleep or let me on it

[@midnight8658]

Melody actually living her true life: *reaches for a piece of cake and abandoning her study book* Lauren: 'MELODY NO! EATING CAKE WILL GET YOUR RUN OVER BY A CAR!' Melody: ' what do you mean? How do you know?' Lauren: 'I played a APP GAME and played YOUR LIFE and I chose CAKE instead of STUDYING and got RUN OVER BY A CAR!' Melody: *sneaks out of the house with the cake*

[@CringeBro-v-]

"shes eating bread!" such a nice way to start

[@ccsturnz]

Ikr

[@solarrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR mmmm delicious bots

[@ccsturnz]

@@solarrrrrrrrrrrrrr yup

[@Rose_20200]

Ikr

[@-_0..Lanii..-_0]

YUM GRRRAGH BOTSS

[@Itscallmecaty]

Me : "*eating cake"* Lauren: don't eat cake or you will get hit by a car Me: OHH HECK NAHHHHH now I hate cake lol

[@thesilverprincess]

I guess since I don’t like cake, I’m immune to being hit by cars. *neat*

[@PerfectBlox]

Same!!! I make vidz btw 🥺

[@thesilverprincess]

@Landon Daugherty indeed (evil laughter intensifies)

[@VivienneRyder]

I can’t stop thinking the ‘little boy’ is the person kassie played as

[@t.13151.s]

Me too!

[@phylliscampbell2448]

NOooooooooo

[@Funtimefoxy_playz]

I got the game and tried to be the girl and I don’t know how- 0-0

[@alexisbrown3946]

@@Funtimefoxy_playz if you complete the boy you play as a girl

[@Funtimefoxy_playz]

@@alexisbrown3946 ok thank you 😊

[@unicorntornaido8478]

14:51 Lauren you probably couldn't breath you were a human in space without a space suite I'm surprised you made it 6 years

[@WIRE-z5n]

Everyone watching: Me: **talking how good the top is** edit: ty for 66 likes

[@alisonanderson7247]

lol yea

[@valbea9958]

Agreedddd

[@cheerios9954]

Lauren: We left to find treasure Me: But the most valuable treasure was what you left in the dumpster, yo daughter ;3

[@testdolls]

“She’s eating bread!! YESSSS!” Me: Melody is going to become Bread Princess!

[@testdolls]

@Sophia Gamer oh really? Sorry I didn’t know you did.

[@FaylinnKain]

The aliens are too cute🥹 12:49 that lil dance thoo😢❤

[@tree731]

Nine years later... Melody: why do I have to learn basketball? Lauren: Its- complicated.

[@justgamethings7139]

Lauren: "Eating cake is very dangerous" My Lil Sis: "Well, I guess I will be hit by a car then."

[@saige6683]

muamua😹😹😹

[@esraonur2919]

Lauren: Alright, we're saving lives. Me: We're not just telling stories, we're changing lives. (Dhar Mann)

[@florigoniaanuno5935]

I was thinking about dhar when she said that

[@dumb_ways_2_die]

I was also thinking that

[@quackitystwo915]

Yaa

[@sherjane]

Yah-

[@alyaalaloul5386]

Melody: Mama I wonder whats gonna happen in the future Lauren: You will have a dance partys with Aliens, my child

[@Macroni_sald]

"Does melody like men or women I don't know!" *pansexual rights* (or bisexual idk)

[@Honey-td9ot]

I’m pansexual-

[@Colegandara5873]

@@Honey-td9ot same

[@meepmorpmix]

@@Honey-td9ot Me too!!

[@timandkimmilligan9921]

@@Honey-td9ot I am aswell!

[@urmom-zr2ee]

@@Honey-td9ot same!

[@Hii...142]

everyone looking at her shirt : o.o me looking at her necklace: IS THAT AN EGG?! 😳😳😳🤤🤤🤤🤤

[@polarnds]

lauren: 'don't ever eat cake.' my family: 'happy birthday- wait where are those car noises coming from..' car: *runs us over*

[@BrooklynPhillips-xn5ut]

Lauren playing melody: hes holding my hand😂

[@JustMe-mc1jb]

LaurenZside: She's eating Bread! Me: well she's you're child

[@graymccumber9511]

Lauren” don’t eat cake or you will get hit by a car” me* eats cake*

[@urmom-zr2ee]

I was eating cake while watching this video XD

[@c.a.t.s826]

Child: eats bread Lauren: YES THAT'S MY GIRL Also child: *visible confusion*

[@mxdarkdemon1292]

Poor melody

[@LonelySandwich]

*”She’s eating bread!! YESSSSS”*

[@Pure_Chaoz]

I'm ok with this comment.

[@axolotlwilliams570]

Ay I see you in comets and different videos

[@t.o.p.luver1]

I see you comment on EVERY SINGLE VIDEO I WATCH.

[@jeffyisdumb]

Oo early

[@Michelle-nm7nf]

I subscribe to your channel what are you doing here

[@princesspeachtoadstool3953]

13:53 PFFFTTTT-