I UNLOCKED the DARK MATTER MACHETE and there's fake LEVEL 1000s again

[@studiedhat48650]

Enemy team: STOP Executing me Dysmo: But the game is making me do it

[@TLEvilMel]

Killing* Eliminating* Stabbing*

[@mrmusty7091]

@@TLEvilMel ok?

[@Jeezy05474]

❤️hope everybody is having an great day ❤️I’m a small sniping youtuber tell me if u think I’m cracked ❤️

[@TidalFang]

@@Jeezy05474 Nice self advertisement....

[@darylaliben721]

Dysmo: “I didn’t know I was playing against a pterodactyl” Also Dysmo: 5:50

[@Jeezy05474]

❤️hope everybody is having an great day ❤️I’m a small sniping youtuber tell me if u think I’m cracked ❤️

[@barkatalihuzaiffajunejo1035]

I was thinking the same lol

[@jdperfect4565]

@@Jeezy05474 nobody cares

[@Zoa-Doom]

@JD perfect why you got to be an ass

[@jdperfect4565]

@@Zoa-Doom hes an Self promoter

[@Fox724]

Dysmo: "We need dark matter on equipment!" Me: "So you like pain and agony?"

[@luckyduck4986]

I think its a good idea, but maybe make it to where we dont need it to get dark matter. It’s basically a separate thing, with the same camo. I feel like that would be kinda cool.

[@luka_general06]

So basiclly Cod Mobile?

[@as3dcool70]

@@luka_general06 its a glitch

[@luka_general06]

@@as3dcool70 wait thats a thing?

[@Jeezy05474]

❤️hope everybody is having an great day ❤️I’m a small sniping youtuber tell me if u think I’m cracked ❤️

[@boystrubicza9797]

“I can’t even get a quad feed against bots” 😂 thanks for the vids Dysmo

[@2k_snipzzz98]

that was hilarious 😂

[@zer-2349]

LOL XD

[@Jeezy05474]

❤️hope everybody is having an great day ❤️I’m a small sniping youtuber tell me if u think I’m cracked ❤️

[@iswayyzi2482]

@@Jeezy05474 oh my god gtfo

[@zer-2349]

@@Jeezy05474 Ur crack lol

[@Aloso930]

Dysmo: I didn’t know I was in a game with a pterodactyl! Also Dysmo: *proceeds to be a pterodactyl*

[@squishedagiant]

I like how you post content you can actually watch months later even years later

[@cronchyaanf4515]

Fax

[@samurai27777]

Lol 100% I even still watch his bo4 and modern warfare vids

[@KXXD2]

🙋‍♂️

[@NS-oz4gt]

Im here two years later

[@prod.BigKey]

@@NS-oz4gt same

[@GoldenNugget1013]

“He’s good with that knife” -A dead man

[@Jeezy05474]

❤️hope everybody is having an great day ❤️I’m a small sniping youtuber tell me if u think I’m cracked ❤️

[@Jeezy05474]

@Jose Correa ❤️✅

[@shadowdestroyer93yt48]

@@Jeezy05474 stop advertising your channel

[@marcuszion6146]

player: Ayo dysmo can you stop executing me? Dysmo: nO

[@Jeezy05474]

❤️hope everybody is having an great day ❤️I’m a small sniping youtuber tell me if u think I’m cracked ❤️

[@wonkybluewarfus4424]

@@Jeezy05474 So you just going to spam?

[@hydrodrift]

4:49 when dysmo says” I wanna do a quick comparison” his primary for that class is a M60 with a thermal scope. I think Dysmo is hiding something very devious

[@cb3p034]

Dysmo “I guarantee I’m one kill away” Also Dysmo 37/50

[@winstonrandom9915]

Hey dysmo, if your reading this, I seriously recommend getting a ps3 (or if you already have one get it out) and record some gameplay of some of the old cods (bo2, mw2, world at war etc). There are a lot of videos like that going around, and it is actually surprisingly so easy to find lobbys. Just a suggestion. Keep up the amazing content!

[@RedGreensho]

I am crying right now that was gold my dude keep up the good videos

[@Brewwss]

Your edits are always on point

[@aleclopez1204]

Me: Mom can i hang out with some friends Mom: 1:07

[@yubi9215]

*1:07

[@smd_zottelyse6920]

mom: "how was youre day" me: "i dont wanna talk about it" leave me alone dysmo love the video dad

[@Jeezy05474]

❤️hope everybody is having an great day ❤️I’m a small sniping youtuber tell me if u think I’m cracked ❤️

[@YoutubeCommenter1st]

@@Jeezy05474 no

[@wonkybluewarfus4424]

@@KZbinCommenter1st report him it’s spam

[@ryanrittmann1982]

These uploads give me jev vibes and I love it

[@alanzhou3916]

Dysmo is my favortie youtuber periods.

[@nexudan]

If you didn’t know, the champion bundle has a cool finishing move, an ok emblem. But it also has an ak-74u that has “pog champ” on the mad, check it out

[@Neoshockx]

dude dysmo's screeches are gold.

[@goober09]

Hey, I loved your content yearsss ago and I found it again and I’m in love once again lmao

[@Jeezy05474]

❤️hope everybody is having an great day ❤️I’m a small sniping youtuber tell me if u think I’m cracked ❤️

[@jayisokay._]

"hold on, I gotta blow myself up" the dude standing across from him👀

[@all-caps3927]

Dysmo I can feel your pain with the challenges 😔

[@Jeezy05474]

❤️hope everybody is having an great day ❤️I’m a small sniping youtuber tell me if u think I’m cracked ❤️

[@midshadowduck5974]

We need longer videos dysmo

[@kombathayes]

The detected kills are broken AF UAV dont “detect” so it don’t work

[@curlss5346]

UAV dont work wi the knifes its only flash stun smoke and the field mic

[@dah2007]

And H.A.R.P

[@kaysarmance486]

Uav are say revealed kill not detected kill

[@mathiasanerudbrmarken5829]

@@curlss5346 so uav kills just work with the guns and not the knife?

[@Jeezy05474]

❤️hope everybody is having an great day ❤️I’m a small sniping youtuber tell me if u think I’m cracked ❤️

[@albionjogos]

Yo Dysmo, love your content, hope you have a fantastic day

[@speedyfly2458]

Keep up with the bangers bro and them reactions are priceless and congratulations getting dark matter

[@wesleypeterson1527]

Dysmo: looks like I’m playing with a Pterodactyl Also dysmo: pterodactyl nosies the next game

[@bombasticratio2722]

Hey man, I’ve recently been in hospital because I needed surgery, but I have been watching your videos and they have been making me feel happy through out this whole hospital stuff, just like to say my thanks, carry on doing what you are doing man 💯💯

[@gustavomedrano8204]

Love your content Dysmo. No need to apologize for not posting. We are all just grateful when you do. ❤

[@marivderekmarquez3422]

7:45 when your really tired and trying to convince yourself that what you did is worth it.

[@ethansmith4885]

"Uh i dont think we are gonna talk about that"best thing ever. Dysmo gets tge funniest death chats🤣🤣🤣

[@kazuhira8037]

Yeah I had that issue with fake 1000’s, I couldn’t even click on their names bruh

[@necromancer4098]

I loved the way he said "we need 1 more finisher...." And realises 😂😂😂😂

[@skye4402]

first time watchin ur vid and its good, tbh ive had them moments while gettin camos and i love how your determined even after getting so mad, i feel that

[@liamgregory5191]

Dysmo is honestly the most wholesome cod youtuber out there

[@trillpearce7687]

I got into a game with you on nuke town and you got 5 kills and left, love you and your content so much, wish I could of told you. You were using the machete and I instantly knew this video was coming

[@bawan5462]

1:48 I lost it when you actually hit him with the tomahawk 😂😂😂😂👌 love the content as always!!

[@Kryptic-v1l]

"Hold this"....."he did😂"....."get off me" love you sm dysmo

[@parmesean7584]

Dysmo: I didn’t know that I was playing against pterodactyl s Also dysmo: pterodactyl noises 5:51

[@jayyydennn8111]

3:13 I thought about that too, having lets say dm ultra or dark Aether on c4, Semtex, stims, etc. that would be pretty cool the challenges could be simple and easy. Dysmo got some good ideas Activision take note 📝

[@leahcimpmek9806]

YOOOO peep Kermode playing at the beginning of the vid !! That song BANGS

[@TimboSlice3535]

Love you dysmo

[@Jeezy05474]

❤️hope everybody is having an great day ❤️I’m a small sniping youtuber tell me if u think I’m cracked ❤️

[@blackieechan6215]

That beginning lobby was probably the most friendly lobby I’ve ever heard

[@whitecobruh8483]

Yeah that would be me getting executed

[@lalodukkes6711]

No cap dysmo became a pterodactyl no cap

[@Vivzi]

3:42 dysmo: i didnt know i was playing against pterodactyl’s Also dysmo: 5:34

[@bruhfire334]

I haven't watched you since you were at 15k and you've grown so much, keep up the great content

[@kaihaque474]

ACC MY FAV KZbinR I LOVE HOW HE GETS MAD AT THE END THEN IT CUTS OFF LIKE THAT GETS ME

[@realmanandrew]

Can we appreciate how wholesome dysmo is

[@flizz_]

The sceams of the enemy's and dysmos laugh is perfect!!

[@lorenzo12297]

Dysmo: I didn’t realize this guy was a pterodactyl Two minutes later Dysmo turns into pterodactyl

[@botis1001]

Bro all of his videos are funny asf mainly the ones were he is grinding for dark mater on a weapon love it so much ❤

[@wideface344]

Dysmo you really put out some good videos. You’re the only watchable cod KZbinr in my opinion. And you’re a goat at the game lol

[@240ace2]

2:56 bro you ended a 17 kill that’s tuff

[@briskthesodawoo1355]

That machete is something else, it deserves a buff

[@splitshot5905]

Hell yeah vamos on equipment would be live asf. We just need to bring it up with the devs. The candles we just need to be brighter. So you could see them.

[@Lemzinoo]

3:43 dysmo “I didn’t know I was playing against a pterodactyl” 5:50 also dysmo

[@Jeezy05474]

❤️hope everybody is having an great day ❤️I’m a small sniping youtuber tell me if u think I’m cracked ❤️

[@Lemzinoo]

@@Jeezy05474 yeah you’re really good man mind checking out my channel?

[@Jeezy05474]

@@Lemzinoo got ya

[@struancavers4701]

3:40 Dysmo plays with a pterodactyl 5:34 Dysmo becomes a pterodactyl

[@adamweatherly1300]

I’m glad to see you have also been running into non legit level 1000

[@acidusk]

When your so early you see the mrbeast bot comments

[@retrisk3105]

yes

[@qyzoi_5323]

Oompaville shungite

[@acidusk]

@@qyzoi_5323 your a man of culture I see

[@Jeezy05474]

❤️hope everybody is having an great day ❤️I’m a small sniping youtuber tell me if u think I’m cracked ❤️

[@growable602]

@dysmo what your opinion on 1% and would you ever join if they offered it?

[@giovannigroover7150]

I love when dysmo and Mrballen upload

[@wyattchambers6796]

When Dysmo said we should be able to get camos on taticals and lethals FaZe Jev was like shit why would he say that.

[@o_goodwin]

Dysmo: I didn't know I was playing against a pterodactyl Also Dysmo: 5:33

[@luffy23113]

Yoyoyoyoyo the gun his character was holding in the new lobby looked like the gks bro damn

[@donavongovan4999]

I love you Dysmo!!!!!

[@Miizu_]

Dysmo sounds like a teacher with their students on a field trip 5:52

[@irockmero03]

1:50 if you want to know these to guys are level 1000 is because I have friend is level 1000 as well and I saw the picture said "Cold War Service " - $15 Prestige Master Level 1000 - $25 Max Weapons - $40 Dark Matter ( Zombies )

[@soah-6532]

When mom kills your pet roach 5:34

[@PersuasiveMonkey9998]

Treyarch: better stats better weapon Dysmo: No

[@OhIDid]

Glad you keep to cold war dysmo you like the only one keep it up!

[@zu3825]

Dysmo is such a cool guy and the content is always lit keep it up bro

[@ricarlodorsey4572]

U should go for obsidian again on different weapons I enjoy seeing the grind!!

[@Peewee0.2]

Im gonna save this for tomorrow when i eat my breakfast

[@lilman5378]

“I CANT EVEN GET A QUAD FEED AGAINST BOTS”- Dysmo 2021

[@elnene1298]

Please upload videos more often man 🔥 I watch it every day after work and I Can sleep relax after watching it 😂🔥

[@suckit8447]

Dysmo: I didn't know the was a pterodactyl in my game Also Dysmo: Screams like a pterodactyl 🤣🤣

[@JacobCarlson]

Well look at that! I legit ran out of GFuel this morning. Good timing!

[@goldengold23]

5:50 playing with taradactals turns him into one himself

[@Jacksonpost349]

PEOPLE!! we have to get this man a custom shaker cup! Buy something from Gfuel even if it's $10 and USE CODE DYSMO!

[@SirHuthaifa]

Dysmo when he's Angry = Majin buu 😅❤

[@masonharwood6599]

Yo my brother told me about u cause he has been watching u for ever and I love your content their is something about u that is fun and exiting to watch and do you stream on twitch

[@prod.AV_]

I have been watching you since your first video you have accomplished so much. Congrats!!!!!

[@prod.AV_]

Still my favorite Call of Duty content creator

[@Wbruh]

u don't have to apologize for not uploading for two days yk, we will always enjoy watching ur videos bro bro🤘🏾

[@Strawberrycoughp]

I’ve had the same problems trying to get gold on guns the Cold War so I totally feel your pain Dys. The mechanics for camos are dust man

[@rafaellira5650]

I know the feeling dysmo, when I was getting the knife to diamond, I had so much trouble with the disorient kills because it never NEVER tracks

[@jokerkilledu0623]

Keep making content bro. All love bro

[@braydog5478]

I got dark Aether on it. I've learned that if you were to go melee only, use the machete for range and the wakizashi for closer combat

[@ernestomichel9049]

Dysmo: uploads Me: 5:34

[@savoir12A]

Best cod KZbinr ever, love u bro

[@juggalo_ninja0255]

Omg this video was insane this was by for one of his funniest videos he's made yet I had to pause it to take a breather a couple times because I was laughing too hard keep up the great work man

[@333w]

i literally didn’t even try to get level 1000 i go into public zombies game and boom i come out at level 1000 i’m pissed

[@tristans7666]

7:54 Dysmo: “I CaN’T EVeN gEt A QUaD FeED AgaINsT BotS” Me: 🤣

[@riotrodriguez6507]

"I CAN'T EVEN GET A QUAD WITH BOTS!" this killed me 😂

[@TheUnorthodoxParadox]

Dysmo is one of my favorite youtubers ever

[@Seanfog75]

Dysmo:see’s a box 📦 fall in the first match what the the he’ll Other matches:people screaming in there mics

[@kooz-miester6245]

"Hold this" bahaha thats some funny shit right there LOL 😂 i found holding down the button is better cayse itll make u lunge if your within "range" for those new to cold war i know its old by now but still putting it out there for any new ppl that end up reading this

[@vtolsharks4508]

This is by far the funniest video dysmo has ever made

[@sj4415]

Dysmo: Equipment should have camos Me: Dark matter purple smoke grenade Also Me: I refuse to get cover kills with a flash bang

[@aprotogen9626]

Dysmo:Tries to get dark matter Me:Laughs in MW Damascus

[@littleskeleton7392]

To dysmo can u actually get that one calling card the multiplayer dark ops one the animation one that looks dope af I CHALLENGE u to grind it