I've Got No Strings - Pinocchio - Disney

[@thejoker2482]

Pinocchio, I hear there's an artificially intelligent robotic psychopath who REALLY likes your song.

[@cameronjr8]

Imagine if Pinocchio meets Ultron, he can teach how to dance.

[@doktacassia6571]

That would be amazing

[@issackaiser]

cameronjr8 that would be lit😂🤣

[@catherineflowers5186]

Meany ruining kids lives

[@catherineflowers5186]

Im telling my mommy

[@MrColombian1990]

I betcha when Ultron was in the Internet, he heard this song and thought to himself " This shit is what I just went through"

[@kalashnikov6608]

That's exactly what happened

[@Darealcyclic]

Lmao y e s

[@user-cn8xi4el6h]

He said:"HE JUST LIKE ME FR!"

[@piperbarlow1672]

ultron was bumpin this shit in his .6 second emo teen phase

[@marvelfreek94]

Avengers has officially made disney just that more frightening with this song.

[@xx_b4rr3l_xx]

So Disney made Disney more frightening?

[@ilunet]

Disney just wanted to promote their movie XD

[@aaronbradley3232]

Well interesting lie enough a lot of people find this movie freaky begin with especially if you wash it on LSD or something like that actually I enjoyed it but that was a long time ago

[@aaronbradley3232]

@@rajferrell1726 actually know because a lot of people found the movie a bit freaky to begin with try watching it on LSD or if that's too strong for you get some really good bud and smoke and watch it I guarantee you enjoy it

[@MetroXLR]

*Disney Buys Marvel* Disney: "Don't worry, we won't change anything about Marvel Comics. ..Oh, by the way. Ultron will sing a song from Pinocchio in the next movie."

[@CaptainYEE]

This comment is so unbelievably stupid i have no words for this

[@oerstedodio]

Me after school for the summer

[@matthiasthegreat4571]

Haaa

[@matthiasthegreat4571]

Same

[@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy]

GEPPETTO MADE THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

[@UwU-nh1je]

*Well I'm sorry, not Geppetto.*

[@johnny117rico4]

Underrated comments right here

[@shealupkes]

Honestly it'd be way creepier if they played this in the background of ultron killing people and destroying shit

[@justjessehd2493]

that whould've been hilarious

[@thegamingcajunsinger3513]

Shea Lupkes I wanna see this

[@johnmichael1559]

honestly you change the tone of the voice and then it becomes perfect for that scene, or really any dark movie in general

[@INCOGNITO-iq4qy]

Wasted opportunity for a great scene

[@INCOGNITO-iq4qy]

John michael the children version would be more creepy if it plays in a carnage scene.

[@tammie1078]

Love this song and movie, it's such a fun tune. And his voice is adorable.

[@cassiebennet4262]

The meaning is lost on you.

[@donnachapman3537]

Age of Ultron

[@tiffaniemarsh2189]

I agree 👍🥰🥰❤️❤️😇

[@jochenstossberg5427]

Outside of Pinnochio, it's a terrific song and very witty, which takes on an entirely different perspective when the alternate lyrics are sung by an adult. Streisand sung it and made it a hit as did countless others. Great song about trying to go through life without caring much about anyone else.

[@TheWiseTyronian]

Q: What does Pinocchio have in common with a good insurance policy? A: They both have no strings attached & you can tell when they're lying to you.

[@Mortimer_RS]

"I've got strings, but between us, I'd cut my strings for you" This is at the same time romantic and creepy if we consider the strings as part of the puppet's body.

[@eevee2Glacia]

THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH BECAUSE THE AVENGERS TRAILER MADE THIS SONG ALL SLOW AND DARK AND IT WAS ACTUALLY FROM PINOCCHIO- Which I'm pretty sure has some dark stuff in it too but THATS BESIDES THE POINT

[@Suchwerewolf]

Pinocchio is dark and political as shit. It’s literally about how people can’t self actualise (be ‘real boys’) without an education. Pinocchio’s one job is to go to school, and he keeps getting side tracked by things like wanting to be an actor so he doesn’t have to work (which turns into an even worse form of control) and then going to pleasure island, where those who waste their childhoods on pleasure instead of school are doomed to become beasts of burden. Considering it was written during the Renaissance, it’s a warning against returning to the dark ages. We are all Pinocchio and if we want to be ‘real’ we have to choose knowledge over pleasure, lest the evils of this world control us like puppet masters.

[@OsmSkylandersCheats]

Marley Pinocchio was written in the 1880s though. That’s not the Renaissance

[@aaronbradley3232]

The original story of Pinocchio is more than dark but the Disney movies freak some people out I watched it on LSD and had a great time I watched it as a kid and loved it and I liked it as an adult not on LSD

[@aaronbradley3232]

@@Suchwerewolf that's very great analysis but you obviously don't know anything about the book. Because the book is nothing at all like the movie it barely can even be it's barely even based on the movie it's so loosely based on I'm sorry it's so loosely based on the book he murders Jiminy cricket it's still geppetto's wig and they cut the burning him and they cut his feet off and they hang him. Look it up. But yes that's a great analysis of the film

[@kevinobill4818]

1:43 I loved that as a kid.

[@kahleesiblack5437]

my divorce was just finalized and I sent this as my celebration song!

[@streamlinedub]

nice good for u😁

[@TheSonicfan129]

Kahleesi Black I hope you find the right man for yourself, and that you both work together for a fulfilling marriage!

[@yungthug2403]

and he sung after. Hi-diddle-dee-dee An actor's life for me A high silk hat and a silver cane A watch of gold with a diamond chain Hi-diddle-dee-day An actor's life is gay It's great to be a celebrity An actor's life for me Hi-diddle-dee-dum An actor's life is fun Hi-diddle-dee-dee An actor's life for me A wax mustache and a beaver coat A pony cart and a billy goat Hi-diddle-dee-dum An actor's life is fun You wear your hair in a pompadour You ride around in a coach and four You stop and buy out a candy store An actor's life for me!!!

[@kahleesiblack5437]

@@cristianramirez7071 have a fantastic day! You mean nothing to me...

[@kahleesiblack5437]

@Miles Morales hahahaha you are sooooo funny😂 How original....

[@nick-dc3xu]

am I the only one here, NOT Because of a Robot, but from childhood?

[@ook0186]

I'm with ya bud.

[@Cotton_Candy.__]

Mr. Dagger Im here because of a Beats commercial xD

[@kirstengarcia3846]

Mr. Dagger same✌

[@oreocookiez8754]

Cotton Candy Same. xD

[@dredvax]

emas

[@cameronwebb7445]

Damn, ultron making Disney songs more creepy

[@hv97]

OMG I cannot wait to hear the "ominous version" of this in Avengers 2!

[@toast441]

1:50 i hope who ever is going ham on that violin got the highest payday of anyone in that orchestra

[@kaileydisney9784]

I love this song because I'm single my favorite part is when he says I'm not attached to anyone !!😂😂😂😂😂 #storyofmylife 😂😂😂😂😂

[@robbalison]

When you graduate from high school.

[@supertimerip]

robbalison or college

[@steptembersw]

Johnny ( laughs in student loans)

[@cg123ize]

oh how wrong we were...

[@creatroyer2701]

_Laughs in College Debt_

[@jeinelispc6366]

i agree

[@deandresinclair]

1:34 I love this part

[@dodger7111]

Peace in our time

[@sken1301]

Wow, I see everything. There are worlds beyond my own. Worlds that need... me.

[@KryptonianChaos1]

Fucking Ultron, man.....

[@phoenixfritzinger9185]

Ur DC get out of here

[@KryptonianChaos1]

Hannah Fritzinfger You have no strings on me, vile wretch.

[@sirenspeaks3210]

+Damian Wayne™ XD

[@DarkEpyon123]

Had to come here to see what the kid in the background was saying in the Ultron trailer.

[@MultiLummy]

lolll exactly!!!!!

[@lilykep]

I love the influx of people who came just cause of the ultron trailer. Hello my people.

[@lilykep]

***** I didn't watch Colbert. He did a thing?

[@lilykep]

***** People are aware that the "Colbert Bump" was a thing long before Colbert was even alive, right? The concept didn't have a unified name, but it was totally a thing. The slashdot effect is one example of this phenomenon.

[@rossh1094]

I dance to this every time the second verse comes

[@ozone6937]

When I listen to this This makes me feel like I'm a little boy in a big tough world

[@abi3485]

im dressing as a puppet for halloween and i'm going to skip down the streets singing this

[@Oatibixi]

rules this world does pinnochio...gosh imagine a puppet for a leader...cooool :)

[@cokomoko7]

Kezban is the reason why I'm here :)

[@lourdesdelpadre4070]

So I'm pretty much here because of that rumor that this song was playing in the Ultron trailer.

[@Wubsaurus]

Not a rumour, but fact.

[@buttersstotch407]

Ultron kinda sings it in the movie too

[@samkresil6011]

+Butters Stotch He sung the first bit of the song " I had strings but now I`m free,there are no strings on me" after Thor clobbered him with his hammer and the second verse "I got no strings so I`d have fun,I`m not tied up to anyone..." in a quinnjet before he killed Quicksilver.

[@cameronjr8]

+Sam Kresil I imagine Ultron happily clapping along when the French Puppets dance.

[@samkresil6011]

cameronjr8 Ha ha.

[@quintonhoward5944]

Ultron be having this on blast.

[@tigglytuff]

i've listened to it too many times i just stars randomly singing it :D

[@JohnAvengerJR1985]

When i heard some of this song in Avengers age of Ultron I had a big smile on my face.

[@chrisgoyeah414]

Can't wait to play and listen to this song again, once I buy a copy - and hoping when it's on sale/discount - of "Lies of Pi".

[@No_name_thanks]

that's... the strangest dutch accent I've heart in my life.

[@princessmarlena1359]

Stromboli: “NNNNgggnnnGGGGnnnnn!” *shouting in indistinguishable dialogue*

[@problemszzz2269]

I don't have any strings on me either my friend.

[@joeyfromcali]

love it forgot how fun this song was. Ty Disney

[@zakbond1216]

Wow blast from the past!

[@DanielSuderman]

This is epic.

[@jaycitruss]

This song is installed in my brain and I can’t get it out....it’s like taking drugs but better because instead of listening to my teacher talk I just hear “IVE GOT NO STRINGS ON ME”

[@Avelithe]

This is living rent free in my head as I’m playing Lies of P lmao

[@mauridroo3676]

Pinocchio is ultron😨😱😵

[@Chameleonred5]

Nothing like a beer ad to liven up this disney song.

[@Dlauj96]

Ultron: There are no strings on me... Thor: I don’t understand... Steve: I do! Tony: (Rolls eyes) Steve: I understood that reference...

[@Shizuka564]

I just got this song in my head after 11 years since I heard it..

[@Miss_Icarus]

ULTRON HAS MADE THIS CREEPY D:

[@Madame_V_Locklear]

1:43 imagine a dressage horse like a Paso Fino or Friesian Sport Horse tapping their hooves to that I'd be amazed by that

[@hassantv100]

I just realize something: You know what gives this song Nightmare Fuel? When YOU are crossing the Moral Event Horizon.

[@trevorforst4774]

Just spend the last 10 days in the hospital. Today they disconnected the tubes that were feeding me. Needed to listen to this song.

[@alligatorfan1098]

1:43 to 2:12 I keep hearing in my head, the Russian puppets yell "Hey!"

[@witchmoon11]

Thank you Dani!!💜💜💜

[@c.syde65]

They should have included the "Hey!" bits. It just isn't the same without them. Even if they aren't part of the lyrics, they are still vocal parts that were in the film. Obviously the laughter from the audience and the other sound effects should be limited to the song's appearance in the film. But the "Hey!" bits in my opinion are different.

[@hxper5077]

"I had strings. But now, I'm free"

[@tigglytuff]

i havent tap danced for almost a year! no teacher :( ur so lucky, i wanna see the dance! :)

[@emily7103]

0:56 is my favorite part

[@MyScream11]

Might do this for my family's "talent show" Thumbs up for encouragement~ ;)

[@BreezePetrel12]

I get the feeling that Josh Whedon had a really fucked up childhood when he watched this, I don't think he took away the "Joy" aspect of Pinocchio. lol

[@ginavelken5164]

I love this song

[@itzhala-to9ox]

Hi ho The MERIO That's the only way to go

[@ospreyphil8995]

Pinocchio is the best Marvel villain

[@frezerh]

Such an appropriate tune for anyone just leaving a toxic relationshio or a toxic situation in genral

[@JohnAvengerJR1985]

They used this awesome song for the Avengers 2 trailer.They made a Disney song badass.

[@Remythechef]

No careful how you sing this Pinocchio, Ultron’s gonna take this song out of context when he lifts Sokovia from the ground up!

[@alexanderwood8358]

the beats commercial brought me here

[@nekosoilder8573]

same

[@deborahsmith8471]

I love this song

[@MONSTER743]

It’s just not the same without the “HEY!”

[@SuaveTito]

My theme song for Valentine's Day!

[@amandaokeefe436]

Self love is the best love 💕

[@Jal8919536]

This number brings to mind the "The Lonely Goatherd" number from "The Sound of Music", and Anne Frank growing up in Holland when she was still alive when it was first released.

[@lilymurphy4407]

I LOVE KEZ BAN Thank you!

[@tigglytuff]

woah... i love it too! i wish i still had the movie :(

[@evelynmorales9329]

Beats commercial anyone?

[@Jourdyn1K]

Evelyn Morales yup

[@nastyboyaidan6274]

Evelyn Morales yup

[@okaetyen8907]

Evelyn Morales Yes indeed XD

[@alexabell2496]

Evelyn Morales no dip

[@a.svlogs8173]

Evelyn Morales yup

[@La_LaChan]

i like this song this song makes me go to school on the last day as a puppet :3

[@joeldeliz2218]

Omg I’m going to Disney in 1 day left

[@Stavol2Dual]

Perfect song for a robot uprising

[@HiroHamadaMarioIggyFalcoFan]

I like that song!

[@thegamingcajunsinger3513]

Anyone else just came to relive their childhood

[@kellynattico1]

This is my fav Disney movie!!!!!

[@alexabell2496]

I have this song stuck in my head

[@The_Anomaly_Crusasder]

if you put a torture video over this with this music it will actually make this song scary

[@binnieb20]

Spamton from Deltarune in a nutshell. even if he is a [[BIG SHOT]].

[@emmacamarena8648]

Yassssssssss my fav song

[@adrianascott9420]

Me:gets my hoodie an hold the hood like string an move side to side I got no strings lol*

[@lightvoid3145]

Ultron would be proud

[@kokakolax2511]

I need to memorize thissss

[@Dan10093]

ahh the wonderful memories of being a kid :')

[@ShourtyTheN00b]

Ummm... was re-listening, at 0:23, I think it's "That's only way to be" not "to go". I could be wrong...

[@KubatheChangeling]

0:10 And thus, we begin the Arnold Schwarzenegger Puppet Show. :D

[@superkeito]

can someone tell me what "hi-ho the merry-o" meaning ? thx

[@KeyBladeMaster-Dan]

Pinocchio you're alive Yes papa Gepetto and i'm gonna show you something beautiful...everyone screaming for mercy

[@TheArthurAwesome]

I love how everyone (including me) because that Avengers 2 trailer :D

[@M.ochaoasis]

memories of this song x3

[@hollychitwood8251]

thank you for posting this ! I cant find this song anywhere

[@tigglytuff]

thanks!

[@zyveerodrigo1209]

When youre writing your last alimony check

[@whatif6639]

I will never think of Disney the same

[@nicholaspark4165]

A evil and powerful robot likes this

[@RockerKiD221]

I used to always watch this movie when I was 6 and im 13 it is still one of the best

[@shaheenbekk]

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